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Speaker 1: maximum of time and simplicity. It's another Jewils on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Eileen. Hey Eileen, this is Jewbil

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. How are you

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? How are you? That's weird? Where

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Speaker 1: are you calling? Um? You won Taylor Swift tickets from us? Correct?

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Speaker 1: I did? Yes? Can I tell you? My daughter is

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Speaker 1: so excited. It's we're both excited, but she's just, I mean,

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Speaker 1: out of this world. Okay, Well that's actually what I

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Speaker 1: need to call and talk to you about. Okay, have

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Speaker 1: you already told your daughter that you won these tickets? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course I did. She's so excited. Oh boy, oh man,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be harder than I thought. Um, I

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Speaker 1: hate to break it to you, but we need those

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Speaker 1: tickets back from you. I'm sorry, We're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: get those tickets back. Oh my god, are you upgrading those? Do?

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Speaker 1: Get we get this git closer to the stage. No,

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Speaker 1: we just need the tickets back. You're taking them back? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the station kind of messed up and screwed me over

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Speaker 1: so that you over. Yeah, they gave my personal tickets

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Speaker 1: to you. Excuse me, you need to be a little

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Speaker 1: clearer here. I think I've been pretty clear. The station

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Speaker 1: accidentally gave you my tickets, and I need those tickets back.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how more clearly I can say that

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Speaker 1: I won them fair and square from your station. You

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Speaker 1: did win them, but not fair and square. They accidentally

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Speaker 1: put my tickets up for giveaway, and that shouldn't have happened.

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Speaker 1: Not my fault. Do you understand what kind of a

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Speaker 1: disappointment you were going to cause to my daughter? This

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Speaker 1: is unacceptable. Listen, I'm a huge ta te fan. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need to go see Taylor Swift. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: just wouldn't be right if I wasn't at the concert

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Speaker 1: since I work in radio and I play her music

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Speaker 1: all the time and everything else. So I need to go.

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately, work got to be out of your mind.

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Speaker 1: You were going to take tickets from an eight year

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Speaker 1: old girl for yourself. You are at so it's more

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Speaker 1: than that. It's more than that. It's more than that though, Okay,

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Speaker 1: if I don't get these tickets, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: letting all of our listeners down, so oh, you can

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Speaker 1: go suck it all right. Let me tell you that

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Speaker 1: you're taking them from an eight year old, I know,

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Speaker 1: an idiot audience. That's a small sacrifice to make. Because

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Speaker 1: if I go on the air after this concert and

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Speaker 1: I can't talk about it, am I supposed to tell

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Speaker 1: my daughter? Do you understand what? Am I going to

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Speaker 1: tell her? Some middle aged shack ass this jockey from

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Speaker 1: a radio station took her ticket the biggest concerts that

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Speaker 1: will ever be. I think what you could do is

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Speaker 1: sit her down and have a conversation with her about

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Speaker 1: sometimes life isn't fair and we can't always get what

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Speaker 1: we want about stupid idiots. Is that the kind of

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Speaker 1: conversation that I would not you know what, I would

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Speaker 1: not call her that. Okay, it's really unfair to do

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Speaker 1: to an eight year old. We're talking about you. You're bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know I can take it. I'm a

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Speaker 1: little older than eight, so that's fine if you say

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Speaker 1: that to me. But the bottom line is, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to need these tickets back. The bottom line is you

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Speaker 1: can go suck my I am not giving you my

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Speaker 1: tickets over my dead body. Will you get these tickets?

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Speaker 1: You haven't even heard what I would be willing to

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Speaker 1: offer up to get these tickets back. Well, you better

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Speaker 1: be offering me tenth tickets. No, you know what, this

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Speaker 1: is probably better than the tickets if you would just

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Speaker 1: listen to me and stop yelling and calling me that

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Speaker 1: listening shut up, I'm listening, Okay, jeez. What I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say is you give me those Taylor Swift tickets,

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Speaker 1: and I will give your daughter tickets to Train. You

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Speaker 1: know the band Train, you know Train? No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: listen to Traine. She doesn't even know what train is.

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Speaker 1: Am I supposed to explain? Trained? Her will be a

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Speaker 1: perfect opportunity for you to exposure because they're coming out

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Speaker 1: with some great stuff right now. You know what I've

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Speaker 1: done with you, So listen here, jug I want the

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Speaker 1: name of your supervisor, and I want your whatever that's

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Speaker 1: probably your DJ name or whatever. The give me your

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Speaker 1: real name and give me your supervisor's name right now.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to talk to my supervisor and they're

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Speaker 1: only going to be proud of me, probably are they

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Speaker 1: going to be proud of you for making an eight

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Speaker 1: year old cry? Oh? Because one of my jobs is

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Speaker 1: to prank phone call people, and what you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be doing. Make sure to God, I hope that your

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Speaker 1: stay shoots does not require you to make children cry.

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Speaker 1: You said no, But they like it when I do

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Speaker 1: these prank phone calls, you know, like you know what,

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Speaker 1: like I'm doing right now. They like it when I

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Speaker 1: do these though. You know, when I prank phone call

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Speaker 1: people and tell them things that it's not funny. Nobody

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Speaker 1: gives you are doing an awful thing. You have no

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Speaker 1: idea that I'm praying phone calling you right now? Do

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Speaker 1: you what? This is? Jewel from brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. This whole

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Speaker 1: thing is a joke. Yes, it's one of my prank

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Speaker 1: phone calls. So you came up with this? Actually, your

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Speaker 1: friend Hillary set you up. She said that you want

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Speaker 1: tickets to Taylor Swift and wanted me to call and

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Speaker 1: take them away from you. Holy I'm going to kill her.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you sure you don't want those

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Speaker 1: tickets to go see the band train? You are horrible. No,

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Speaker 1: they're horrible. You're right. They are wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties call

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Speaker 1: out to win five hundred bucks one eighty six six

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two five