Speaker 1: Hey, babe, Hello, what do you think? And it just
Speaker 1: give me a wild Guess what you think of vagina
Speaker 1: looks like on the inside? Like if you had to
Speaker 1: the inside on the inside. And we know what evolva
Speaker 1: looks like, but what do you think of vagina looks
Speaker 1: like on the inside if you had to draw it? Um?
Speaker 1: I the first okay, honestly, the first image that came
Speaker 1: to my mind when you asked that immediately flashed into
Speaker 1: my head. Uh. Pinocchio when he gets swallowed by the whale.
Speaker 1: I saw the interior ridges, the uvula, the tongue, and
Speaker 1: the and then Pocchio the teeth. Of course, Uh, we
Speaker 1: all know that vaginas have teeth. Great time to tell
Speaker 1: the people my vagina, didn't Tata? And then I even
Speaker 1: and even a little Pinocchio and they're building a fire
Speaker 1: so you can get sneezed out. That's my I gotta ladies,
Speaker 1: guess what you got? A little cup of can fire
Speaker 1: in their little Pinocchio building fire so you can get
Speaker 1: sneezed out, rafting leaf at it, get it higher. You know.
Speaker 1: It's there's times where intuition just you know, they give
Speaker 1: us the science we don't need to explore because we
Speaker 1: already know. Why would we question that? So you would
Speaker 1: have no you would you would say this and then
Speaker 1: say no science required. I know it's true and I
Speaker 1: don't need any proof. Yeah. Well guess what, baby, you're
Speaker 1: a lot like Leonardo da Vinci. Did you know that
Speaker 1: you had a lot in common of Leonardo? I have
Speaker 1: always said so, so yeah, well yeah, our story today
Speaker 1: involves Leonardo da Vinci having a really dumb idea about
Speaker 1: a Pinocchio and a vagina and no one checking his
Speaker 1: work for a long time. All right, all right, so
Speaker 1: I say let's jump in because I want to take us.
Speaker 1: When Ida Sabelli's phone is ringing and it's her best
Speaker 1: friend's partner, a doctor named Manko Victor Peck van Andel,
Speaker 1: and he has a very normal question to ask Ida.
Speaker 1: He wants to know if Ida and her boyfriend Jup
Speaker 1: would be willing to have sex in an MRI machine
Speaker 1: while he watches this is about a new cank or
Speaker 1: something that you haven't heard about. Peck just wanted to
Speaker 1: create a totally unique piece of body art using the
Speaker 1: magnetic resonance imaging to show what's really going on internally
Speaker 1: when men and women have sex. He thought they would
Speaker 1: be really cool art project. But this little sexperiment turned
Speaker 1: out to be pretty important for science as well. So
Speaker 1: let's hear about Ida and Juke and the sextiest MRI
Speaker 1: art project turned scientific discovery in history. Hey, their French
Speaker 1: come listen. Well, Elia and Diana got some stories to tell.
Speaker 1: There's no matchmaking a romantic tips. It's just about pridiculous relationship.
Speaker 1: He love. There might be any type of person at all,
Speaker 1: and abstract cons that don't a concrete wall. But if
Speaker 1: there's a story with a second clanch, ridiculous roles, a
Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio. Okay, before we dive right
Speaker 1: into the m r I sex stuff, um, we do
Speaker 1: need a little bit of backstory about the anatomical study
Speaker 1: of our reproductive organ of course. Um, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: kick off this episode with a quick fling with history. Eureka. Well, babe,
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this, but you're wrong about
Speaker 1: the Pinocchio thing. I've just want you to know a
Speaker 1: woman's vagina isn't comfarable to a cartoon whales throat not
Speaker 1: quite as capacious. Guess that's the public education sex education
Speaker 1: classes for you. You know, like that's what we got.
Speaker 1: That's what I got. Pinocchio. Yeah, they just played Pinocchio
Speaker 1: for us actually, and they were like, this is sex, said,
Speaker 1: have fun. Wow. Well you're not the only one who
Speaker 1: was misled, because I don't know if you knew this,
Speaker 1: but for five centuries, science thought that a woman's vagina
Speaker 1: was perfectly cylindrical, like a grain silo, and that their
Speaker 1: cervixes opened up like a pac man to interlock with
Speaker 1: the penis. Excuse me, chomp, chump, chomp, literally chomp chomp
Speaker 1: on your dick. Wow. So even with vaginal sex, you're
Speaker 1: getting oral sex but from a pac man. Wow. I
Speaker 1: never thought about it like that. Wow. Guys really getting
Speaker 1: the best of both worlds in this scenario. Yeah. Who
Speaker 1: hasn't want to half their knob gobbled by a pac man. Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: thanks to artists, scientists, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci, we
Speaker 1: did really think that. We thought that vaginas were cylindrical
Speaker 1: and that the cervix locked with the penis um. Leo
Speaker 1: also thought that the penis went straight in and straight
Speaker 1: out with zero conformity to the female shape, like real
Speaker 1: finger in your thumbhole. Five he drew sketches of this
Speaker 1: in and we just kind of went with it for
Speaker 1: five years. I gotta wonder if somebody ever asked Leonardo
Speaker 1: da Vinci, like, hey, buddy, uh, have you ever had
Speaker 1: sex before? Like do you know? And He's like, sure, yes,
Speaker 1: I thought of the sex all the time. You think
Speaker 1: the thing, you put it in the uhan and out,
Speaker 1: in and out like, oh, Leo, I feel so bad
Speaker 1: for your lady friends. I don't know Leo. Leo also
Speaker 1: some some gay stuff in his life, so maybe he's
Speaker 1: only he only knew what a when it felt like
Speaker 1: to do a boy. I don't know. That was really
Speaker 1: like walking on glass way of saying that he likes
Speaker 1: butt holes. I don't know, but it but it does.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have a penis myself, but do
Speaker 1: you feel like when you have sex, does it feel
Speaker 1: like it conforms to a female shape? Like do you
Speaker 1: feel it bending? I don't know. I guess I would
Speaker 1: say that I've never really put that much thought into
Speaker 1: the differences between those two sensations, so it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to say. I guess, try and pay attention next time.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's what Leo had. He was like,
Speaker 1: I was busy thinking, so as far as I could
Speaker 1: start against straight end straight out. So yeah, he drew
Speaker 1: some sketches of this, and these sketches are known as
Speaker 1: coition figures. And while Leonardo da Vinci did study cadavers
Speaker 1: quite a lot, he did not use any for these sketches.
Speaker 1: He just used some ancient Greek and Arabian medical texts. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's like it says here, Uh, there's a four ghosts
Speaker 1: inside every woman's cervis that grab on the penis and
Speaker 1: just a yank on it, I will draw. Uh. Marry
Speaker 1: Roach points out in her book The Curious Coupling of
Speaker 1: Sex and Science that if Leo had used cadavers, he
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have left out the ovaries and the prostate
Speaker 1: from his sketches. Um. But even with that compelling evidence
Speaker 1: that his sketch was pro sketchy, it took a very
Speaker 1: long time for anyone to challenge his assumptions. That is
Speaker 1: until a gynecologist named Robert Latu Dickinson decided to give
Speaker 1: it a world himself. Mary Roach writes that this guy
Speaker 1: gathered data for his groundbreaking book at Lists of Human
Speaker 1: Sex Anatomy from the eighteen nineties until the nineteen thirties. Now,
Speaker 1: unlike da Vinci, Dickinson did use cadavers as well as
Speaker 1: living bodies for his research. I got to say, I
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine, but I do get automatically a
Speaker 1: little concerned when someone's like, I'm a sex researcher, I've
Speaker 1: been using all these cadavers, like oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1: Has to be very clear in the footnotes, like did
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's like his constant thing. He's defending himself,
Speaker 1: Like every party he goes to, he's like, I do
Speaker 1: sex research. I have cadavers, and they're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just like everyone makes that joke. I'm so sick of it.
Speaker 1: Not doing that, I'm making plaster casts of their dead
Speaker 1: genitaliums Okay, totally normal and cool. Mary talks about this
Speaker 1: guy using X rays of wounds to trace pictures like, uh,
Speaker 1: third grader trying to jar a really cool batman. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to trace that. I just remember that's
Speaker 1: what I did with tracing paper. Um. But he also
Speaker 1: quote over the years, crafted a hundred and two plaster
Speaker 1: casts of patients hymen's, volva's, and vaginas in all their
Speaker 1: various forms and States, and this guy really wanted to
Speaker 1: rebut the claim that a man's penis just drives straight
Speaker 1: into and docks with the cervix right like he's you know,
Speaker 1: I've excuse me. I've had my penis and a number
Speaker 1: of vaginas and I never felt a pac man chomping
Speaker 1: up my bits. Wonder if any women too were like M,
Speaker 1: I don't think my cervix does. That seems very off,
Speaker 1: but I guess if you say so. Doctor. He wanted
Speaker 1: to disprove this, partly because I was wrong, and partly
Speaker 1: due to the popularity of a woman named Marie Carmichael Stokes.
Speaker 1: And Marie's expertise was in paleobotany, but she is best
Speaker 1: known for founding Britain's first family planning clinic and for
Speaker 1: writing a best selling and quite controversial sex manual in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteen called Married Love Now. According to Mary Roach,
Speaker 1: Stops wrote Married Love while she was a virgin, so
Speaker 1: maybe didn't know what the hell she's talking about. Um. Apparently,
Speaker 1: her nineteen eleven marriage to Reginald Ruggles Gates was annulled
Speaker 1: unconsummated in nineteen fourteen, but we found another article from
Speaker 1: the BBC that says that Reginald did not contest the annulment,
Speaker 1: but he did push back in court against stops as
Speaker 1: claims that he was impotent. He called her quote super
Speaker 1: sex to a degree that was almost pathological, and saying, quote,
Speaker 1: I could have satisfied the desires of any normal woman
Speaker 1: by the time we had done with four play, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Reginald. It's kind of kind of sounds
Speaker 1: like what a guy would say if he can't keep
Speaker 1: his lighty satisfied. It's like a normal woman who only
Speaker 1: wants to have sex once a year would be very
Speaker 1: happy with the Marie also apparently had an affair with
Speaker 1: a Japanese man in nineteen oh seven, So anyway, she
Speaker 1: may have known a lot about sex when she wrote
Speaker 1: this manual, but most importantly, she was a very renowned scientist.
Speaker 1: She was globally known. She was a birth control pioneer,
Speaker 1: so a lot of people read her work. So when
Speaker 1: Stops put out an article in nineteen thirty one called
Speaker 1: quite Whole Interlocking, where she claimed to have seen with
Speaker 1: her own eyes forty eight examples of the cervix opening
Speaker 1: wide and quote closing round the glands, penis as a
Speaker 1: result of the stress of sexual excitation. Um. Probably a
Speaker 1: lot of people believed her. How could you see that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm wondering the same thing. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: could you just move your penis slightly to the left,
Speaker 1: hair inside that vagina. I've got to peer down and
Speaker 1: look at the cervics as it's chomping up all the
Speaker 1: fruits and eating ghosts. Also, the field of fertility was
Speaker 1: kind of just getting started around this time, and the
Speaker 1: going knowledge among physicians was that if you failed to
Speaker 1: interlock the dick with the cervix, that's what kept you
Speaker 1: from getting pregnant. So Dickinson was like, please let me
Speaker 1: please show y'all that this is incorrect. So she's saying
Speaker 1: it's like docking a spaceship, like you've got somebody up
Speaker 1: there on Apollo sixty nine saying we're making the approach,
Speaker 1: we were about to insert and make contact and luck
Speaker 1: with the cervics. Stand by procervic opening, four degrees, lateral rotation,
Speaker 1: ful thrusters, sexy stuff. It's really good, really sexy sic stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you get this locking. Mary Roach says that
Speaker 1: a copy of Stokess article was found among Dickinson's papers
Speaker 1: with like exclamation marks all over it, like as he
Speaker 1: was reading it, he was furious by everything. He was
Speaker 1: just emojiing the whole thing. Unfortunately, for fertility, Dickinson's research
Speaker 1: proved that head on penis to cervix contact and spoiler
Speaker 1: alert is actually pretty rare, so they could turn their
Speaker 1: attention to other causes of infertility. But otherwise we were
Speaker 1: still in cylindrical vagina territory, right, Okay, so everybody's still
Speaker 1: seeing the whale throat exactly. Everyone's used about what shape
Speaker 1: is going on in there. Well, in nineteen seventy four,
Speaker 1: the m r I, or the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Machine
Speaker 1: was introduced with an image of a student's finger. Somebody
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta see what's going on in there.
Speaker 1: I get it. Fingers are cool. So a full body
Speaker 1: scanner became the number one priority, and that was completed
Speaker 1: only three years later. This machine enabled scientists and doctors
Speaker 1: to see inside your body without cutting you open, which
Speaker 1: is revolutionary stuff that left those poor cadavers just feeling gutted.
Speaker 1: Get it, because they weren't. I bet all the living
Speaker 1: people were like, I approved, yes, And this brings us
Speaker 1: back to the guy from our beginning of our episode,
Speaker 1: Peck van andel In. Peck is a Dutch physiologist and
Speaker 1: one day while he was in his lab, he was
Speaker 1: looking at this cross sectional m R I of the
Speaker 1: professional singer's mouth and throat while she sang inside one
Speaker 1: of the m R I tubes. And this made him
Speaker 1: think of Leonardo da Vinci's coition figures, and he started
Speaker 1: to wonder if it was possible to quote take such
Speaker 1: an image of human coitus. Such a scientist's way of wondering,
Speaker 1: that I do love that throat made him think of
Speaker 1: he was sitting he was watching Pinocchio, and he was
Speaker 1: like M Vagina's you know, I think of one thing
Speaker 1: every time I watched Pinocchio. I got one thing on
Speaker 1: my mind. So Peck decided to team up with a
Speaker 1: gynecologist and a radiologist and he picked up the phone
Speaker 1: to call his friend, anthropologist Ida Sabellis. He told her
Speaker 1: he wanted to create a piece of body art using
Speaker 1: an m R I to make an image of the
Speaker 1: female reproductive tracked during coitus. And you know, would maybe
Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend be willing to be the subjects
Speaker 1: of his artwork and that's an awkward phone call. I
Speaker 1: mean us the weather. What do you plan on doing
Speaker 1: this Christmas? Cool? Cool? Cool quick question? Um, do you
Speaker 1: guys want to fucking side to make magnet for me?
Speaker 1: But it's it's not it's nothing weird. It's weird for
Speaker 1: art for arts, for art. How many artists have said that?
Speaker 1: I know? Right? And if anybody wants to come have
Speaker 1: sex on our podcast for art, give us a call. Um.
Speaker 1: Vice writes that Pack kept stressing to Ida how no
Speaker 1: one had ever used the m R I to see
Speaker 1: this process before. He just kept repeating quote, it's never
Speaker 1: been done never. They kept wondering if they could do it,
Speaker 1: never wondered if they should do it. I'd have told
Speaker 1: Vice that she was definitely at least skeptical. This is
Speaker 1: a really weird call to get I don't know where
Speaker 1: from your best friend's partner. But she's also like a
Speaker 1: passionate scientist as well, and she had spent her youth
Speaker 1: campaigning for women's rights, so she was very intrigued as well.
Speaker 1: She's probably thinking to herself image me, like what are
Speaker 1: your French girls? Jack? She also was like, you know,
Speaker 1: Peck has a medical research degree. He co invented an
Speaker 1: artificial cornea, so he's got some cred and he also
Speaker 1: had access to an m R I machine helpful, and,
Speaker 1: as Vice writes, quote the academic gravitas to ensure the
Speaker 1: project wouldn't become porn very important. So she and her
Speaker 1: boyfriend Jup had a long talk and they finally agreed
Speaker 1: to take part. But before we jump into the lab,
Speaker 1: let's just take a quick break and we will be
Speaker 1: right back the welcome back everyone. So i'd and Jup
Speaker 1: joined Peck and his partners in a city called Groningen,
Speaker 1: where they'd be doing the experiment at the local hospital there.
Speaker 1: Ida describes device that she was just, you know, making
Speaker 1: small talk with the scientists when she got a little
Speaker 1: like exasperated. She said, quote, I realized I was the
Speaker 1: only woman in the room. That was like, of course,
Speaker 1: I'm the only woman in a study about women's bodies.
Speaker 1: Classic science problem. Um. But this also got her moving,
Speaker 1: you know. She clapped her hand on her boyfriend Juke's back,
Speaker 1: and she said, quote, so shall we get on with
Speaker 1: it then? So Juke ran off to p real quick.
Speaker 1: The scientists took out the retractable metal tray in the machine,
Speaker 1: and when Juke got back, he and Ida got undressed
Speaker 1: and they climbed in naked. Now, a traditional MRI machine
Speaker 1: has an opening about sixty inches in a diameter, so
Speaker 1: it's pretty cramped in there. Anybody has ever got an
Speaker 1: m R I. I've had a couple, and yet it
Speaker 1: never had one. It's tight, it's a little plastic to
Speaker 1: you gotta slide into. Some people have serious claustrophobia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they start talking about wide yeah, mr yeah, because people
Speaker 1: do get so uncomfortable. Right. I'd a talked Peck out
Speaker 1: of doing it missionary style because she said, quote, it
Speaker 1: is a position for me that produces hardly any arousal anyway,
Speaker 1: Jupe would have been too heavy in that tiny tube.
Speaker 1: Logistical issues of missionary So they wriggled in this tiny
Speaker 1: little hole, asked to groin in a spooning position. It's funny,
Speaker 1: this cylindrical tube they had to climb into makes me
Speaker 1: think of a vagina. They're like, we're gonna find out
Speaker 1: today if the vagina is shaped exactly like this, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like one of those those Russian dolls, you know,
Speaker 1: smaller one inside of and then we'll have a whale
Speaker 1: swallow this m r I machine. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: have ultimate vagina. Ultimate vagina. Well, they're in the machine.
Speaker 1: They're asked to growing kind of spooning. And then the
Speaker 1: three researchers went into the operator's booth. The intercom crackle
Speaker 1: Dawn and Ida and Jupe heard can you hear us?
Speaker 1: And Ida response yes, ready, when you are. I wonder
Speaker 1: if Jupe was like, how about I say when we're ready?
Speaker 1: Because Jupe was really worried that he wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to get an erection under these circumstances. This is not
Speaker 1: a very comfortable, sexy place to be doing the sight,
Speaker 1: but he did manage it. Good for you, dube Ida
Speaker 1: told Vice, quote, it became pleasantly warm in the tube,
Speaker 1: and we truly succeeded in enjoying each other in a
Speaker 1: familiar way. Now, there are some things to know about
Speaker 1: an m r I machine, so we can really put
Speaker 1: ourselves here in this story. Um, so let's take a
Speaker 1: speed date with science searching for connection. M r I
Speaker 1: machines work by creating a strong magnetic field, which makes
Speaker 1: the abundant hydrogen protons in our bodies aligne as Box writes,
Speaker 1: quote like a needle in a compass. Metal coils inside
Speaker 1: the machine generate a specific frequency of radio waves that
Speaker 1: momentarily alters the behavior and orientation of these protons, and
Speaker 1: Fox continues, quote, When that radio signal is shut off,
Speaker 1: the hydrogen protons realign with the magnetic field, and in
Speaker 1: doing so, amid radio waves that communicate their position in
Speaker 1: the body and the type of tissue in which they reside. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep saying, okay, as if it sounds
Speaker 1: like I know what you're talking about, you following me. Well,
Speaker 1: basically they're mapping the protons by hitting them with with
Speaker 1: this magnetization, and then the radio waves come back and
Speaker 1: they've basically given them a picture of where everything is
Speaker 1: in the body. And fortunately radio waves are not harmful
Speaker 1: the way X ray you know, X rays and seat
Speaker 1: he scans can be had um And those metal coils
Speaker 1: vibrate when the electric current is turned on and off,
Speaker 1: and that makes an m r I machine insanely loud.
Speaker 1: Vice describes it, quote, It's like a box full of
Speaker 1: charged hula hoops jumping around and clanging together, making it
Speaker 1: probably the loudest piece of medical equipment in existence. And
Speaker 1: on top of all that the m R I machine
Speaker 1: that Jip and Ida were using was actually an older
Speaker 1: model that required the subjects to lie perfectly still for
Speaker 1: a full minute in order to capture an image. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we lie still for a full minute in
Speaker 1: the middle of sex. Sex is over. I've lost interest sleep,
Speaker 1: it's late, it's been a long day passing out. So
Speaker 1: picture it from Elizabeth, that ridiculous crime. Just picture it.
Speaker 1: Picture Jupe and Ida are doing it in this tiny,
Speaker 1: insanely loud, plastic tube with three grown men watching everything
Speaker 1: they do from behind a glass window. And sometimes they
Speaker 1: just have to stop, with Jup inside her trying to
Speaker 1: maintain his erection for a full minute and wait when
Speaker 1: the intercom would say things like, quote, the erection is
Speaker 1: fully visible, including the route pulled that pose. You know,
Speaker 1: they laughed a lot route, but they managed it. They
Speaker 1: did it after forty five minutes. As Ida describes it, quote,
Speaker 1: the microphone is telling us that we may come insofar
Speaker 1: as possible, and that we only have to inform them
Speaker 1: in connection to the photo. We burst out in a
Speaker 1: roar of laughter, and some moments later we do what
Speaker 1: is the purpose my favorite description of sex. Do what
Speaker 1: is the purpose. I love it, and also that they
Speaker 1: were like, okay, feel free to come if you can,
Speaker 1: but let us know so we can take a photo.
Speaker 1: But when I just saw the images, which I assume
Speaker 1: it's like when you get off Splash Mountain and you
Speaker 1: go they've got the four screens up there and they're
Speaker 1: showing everybody your pictures. Do you want to eight by
Speaker 1: ten a couple of wallet sizes? I bet she did
Speaker 1: take a by ten home. She saw these, and she
Speaker 1: was so happy, she told Vice quote. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's how we fit together. They were beautiful. I could
Speaker 1: see my womb and then there was jupe in a
Speaker 1: place that I knew from my own sensation. Just below
Speaker 1: the cervix. There was very clear features of both our insides,
Speaker 1: including the boundary between both our bellies. It showed so
Speaker 1: much detail it made me speechless. That is cute though,
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, like like you know, it's not
Speaker 1: pornographic or something. To her, she's like, look at how
Speaker 1: well this works. It makes sense, it feels good, and
Speaker 1: it looks good. I guess. I mean if you see
Speaker 1: like I've seen um, like I've had kidney stones a
Speaker 1: couple of times and I've had I've had some ultrasounds
Speaker 1: on my kids, and you sit there and I feel,
Speaker 1: you know, the joke obviously is like, oh is it
Speaker 1: a boy or girl? You know kind of thing. But
Speaker 1: you sit there and you're watching your own organs doing
Speaker 1: their thing, and there's something really fascinating about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh man, that thing's keeping me going. Good
Speaker 1: for you? Were you like, oh cute, that's how it
Speaker 1: fits in there? Yeah, so cute. But the detail that
Speaker 1: most interested Peck van Andel in these scans was, as
Speaker 1: Vice rites quote, JIP's penis had been forced into a
Speaker 1: curved boomerang shape from inside JIP's own body. It assumed
Speaker 1: an angle of about a hundred and twenty degrees, which
Speaker 1: was something Leonardo da Vinci had never drawn, And at
Speaker 1: that moment Peck knew they had achieved something more significant
Speaker 1: than an arts project. They'd rewritten around five hundred years
Speaker 1: of anatomical assumptions. Take that, da Vinci, Pretty amazing. That's
Speaker 1: crazy boomerang shaped. Yeah, I guess it. Can you throw
Speaker 1: it and it keeps coming back to you? Makes it
Speaker 1: makes sense to me clearly for Ida Juke Dick is
Speaker 1: always coming back. I mean they could do it for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes inside a plastic machine with three people
Speaker 1: watching them. I'm impressed, say their sex life is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Pretty good. Boomerang my dick right back there too. It's like,
Speaker 1: give me an hour and we can go again. So
Speaker 1: Peck is all excited about this. Peck and his team
Speaker 1: immediately right up their findings. They credited Ida as co
Speaker 1: author sense and they sent them off to the science
Speaker 1: journal Nature, who refused to publish it. Unfortunately, many many
Speaker 1: examples through history of sex science getting running straight into
Speaker 1: the wall of prudishness, general prudishness, and they have a
Speaker 1: really hard time getting published. So Peck thought, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll build up my research. We'll get more subjects. Um.
Speaker 1: He also got permission to use a different hospital all
Speaker 1: that had a newer m R I machine. It only
Speaker 1: required a twelve second pause in the action rather than
Speaker 1: a minute, so he's like, surely will be more successful
Speaker 1: with this. But then Dutch tabloids heard about this and
Speaker 1: they started running fake stories about the project. Mary Roach
Speaker 1: says that they were quoting patients with life threatening conditions
Speaker 1: who claimed they were having to wait for their m
Speaker 1: R eyes because creepy sex researchers were tying up the machine.
Speaker 1: Come on, this was total bullshit, Peck says. They always
Speaker 1: used the machine after hours, so nobody was ever you know,
Speaker 1: there's nobody going to use it anyway at that time.
Speaker 1: But even so, the hospital rescinded their permission because it's
Speaker 1: just too much backlash. They were like, we don't want
Speaker 1: to be involved. Peck told Vice quote, it was completely disappointing.
Speaker 1: We found an unexplored area of research, and no one
Speaker 1: wanted to let us finish the work because they were
Speaker 1: afraid of how it would look on their resumes. Probably
Speaker 1: a bunch of jealous virgins too, who didn't want to
Speaker 1: want to admit that they didn't know how sex works.
Speaker 1: They were like, the more people can explain it, the
Speaker 1: harder it's going to be for me to lie about
Speaker 1: all the sex I'm having. Listen, if it's not a cylinder,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in there. I've been
Speaker 1: telling all my buddies down at the bar after work
Speaker 1: every day. Oh yeah, I was in all kinds of
Speaker 1: straight cylinders. The other night. It was like a pac
Speaker 1: man grabbing my dick from the end on the inside.
Speaker 1: Felt amazing. You guys will love it all the other
Speaker 1: side just oh yeah in the cylinder, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just like Pinocchio. Yeah, always thought so. Uh So Peck
Speaker 1: decided he was not going to give up. He spent
Speaker 1: months lobbying the Groningen Hospital management to get back to
Speaker 1: their hospital because they had upgraded their m R I
Speaker 1: machines so they wouldn't have to use their old one
Speaker 1: minute wonder, you know, turn all the guys into one
Speaker 1: minute one U. The head of the women's medicine and
Speaker 1: the head of radiology both finally said yes on the
Speaker 1: condition that Peck keep the project a secret and didn't
Speaker 1: publish anything. They're like, we don't want those virgins finding out.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll be terrible. So Peck told Vice that he
Speaker 1: said yes, figuring that he would quote crossed the hurdle
Speaker 1: on publication once he got to that point, I'll figure
Speaker 1: out how to lie. But then another problem presented itself.
Speaker 1: None of Peck's subsequent subjects could maintain their erections in
Speaker 1: that tiny loudass tube. Jupe was really special. That project
Speaker 1: was effectively shelved until when Bia Grow was released. Peck
Speaker 1: got his hot little hands on the Boner pill and
Speaker 1: resumed research, finally got his wider study. But literally they
Speaker 1: called it a godsend, Yeah, a lot of Yeah. In all,
Speaker 1: Vice writes, quote, eight couples and three single women had
Speaker 1: sex in the hospital's m r I a total of
Speaker 1: thirteen times. Which did the single women have sex with
Speaker 1: other people? Or I actually don't know. I'm assuming that
Speaker 1: they maybe used a tool because he really wanted to
Speaker 1: see the female reproductive tracks, So maybe it didn't matter
Speaker 1: if it was a fan's dick. You know, it's just
Speaker 1: like a dildo or something. We put a little camera
Speaker 1: inside this jack rabbit. We're gonna go in. Um. I
Speaker 1: did wonder if I was like when I first read it,
Speaker 1: I was like with each other or like, were they
Speaker 1: just in their alone masturbating and they were like, we
Speaker 1: just want to see what it's like, what goes on
Speaker 1: when there's no dick in there? Maybe too, like we
Speaker 1: want to see what an orgasm looks like without the penetration.
Speaker 1: What happens when we leave three single women inside an
Speaker 1: m r I machine together? Oh, do we have a
Speaker 1: new reality show about to get started? Well, After eight
Speaker 1: years and three failed submissions, the British Medical Journal finally
Speaker 1: published the team's paper Magnetic resonance Imaging of male and
Speaker 1: female genitals during coitus and Female Sexual Arousal, and it
Speaker 1: was published on Christmas Eve of the Sexiest Night Christmas.
Speaker 1: So what did Peck discover in all this research besides
Speaker 1: boomerang shaped dick? Right, well, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll find out right after this. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the show, everybody, Okay, So Peck was able to prove
Speaker 1: not only that dicks don't usually slide into the cervix um,
Speaker 1: but that they do have to conform to the female shape.
Speaker 1: They don't just go straight in and out like Leo thought.
Speaker 1: But a couple of other things were uncovered as well. Firstly,
Speaker 1: the effect of sex on a woman's bladder. Even though
Speaker 1: all of the women had you is the bathroom before
Speaker 1: getting busy in the m r I, every single one
Speaker 1: of them had a full bladder by the end. It
Speaker 1: was super super consistent. But to this day, scientists aren't
Speaker 1: really sure why. Peck told Vice quote, we think it
Speaker 1: might be evolutions way to force women to urinate after sex.
Speaker 1: Perhaps our ancestors developed this function to avoid urinary tract infections.
Speaker 1: But that's only a hypothesis. I wonder if they considered, um,
Speaker 1: the very interesting fact that woman's bladder is full every
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes anyway, Um, and you constantly have to be
Speaker 1: all the time, never stops. Not all ladies are built
Speaker 1: like me. Okay, I'm built different again, I'm just built different.
Speaker 1: But not only that. Mary Roach writes that quote. Before
Speaker 1: these m R I s. Few had realized how much
Speaker 1: of the penis lies hidden below the surface of the skin.
Speaker 1: The root is nearly two thirds again the length of
Speaker 1: the pendulous part. So she continues, quote, if your erection is,
Speaker 1: say six inches long, go ahead and say it's ten.
Speaker 1: I'll back you up. Oh thanks, Mary, damn it, Mary,
Speaker 1: you're out here ruining tender date's all over the world. Hey,
Speaker 1: according to Mary Roach, I'm a foot and a half log.
Speaker 1: It goes all the way up to my brain. You
Speaker 1: can't see the root, but I tell you it's there now.
Speaker 1: Mary Roach herself was part of a similar experiment around
Speaker 1: two thousand eight in writing her book The Curious Coupling
Speaker 1: of Sex and Science. Y'all scientists have got to get
Speaker 1: sex here with your book titles. By the way, sorry,
Speaker 1: but these are always so just like, oh wow, you
Speaker 1: made the science of sex sounds so exciting. Honestly, this
Speaker 1: is so funny to me because it's like the way
Speaker 1: acade the academic world and the regular world don't quite mix. Um.
Speaker 1: I've seen so many people be like, why are every
Speaker 1: sex therapist or sexologist or sex researcher is always like
Speaker 1: kind of an old lady who nobody would want to suck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people said about like Dr Ruth and stuff like people
Speaker 1: are always talking shit. I don't think that myself. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying the stereotype. But you know, if you if
Speaker 1: you're looking at what Peck is saying, they had to
Speaker 1: wrap it in the most academic, dry, boring ship in
Speaker 1: order to get it published, whereas regular people who need
Speaker 1: to read it don't want to read that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where's the citizens Medical Journal Where I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't tell me the sexy part, freaky make a freaky Yes,
Speaker 1: tell me the freaky dicky ship. Let Nicki minaj retranslate
Speaker 1: here or Nicky Glazer. I feel like we know a
Speaker 1: lot more agreed. A creed is so dry, but I
Speaker 1: guess that makes sense if you had to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet Dr Ruth gut busy back in the day.
Speaker 1: You know she did. That's how they know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna do another I've uncovered so many
Speaker 1: fun sex researcher stories, um that we're going to do
Speaker 1: another episode later on about them, and you'll see they
Speaker 1: they often had to use themselves as the subject. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I got some experiments. I need to run myself actually,
Speaker 1: so get ready. So as I was saying, Mary Roach
Speaker 1: was part of a similar experiment in two thousand and eight,
Speaker 1: and in writing her book The Curious Coupling of Sex
Speaker 1: and Science, she learned about a scientist named Jing Deng
Speaker 1: who was a senior lecturer in medical physics at University
Speaker 1: College London. And this guy has been able to capture
Speaker 1: for the ultrasound footage of anatomical structures like beating hearts
Speaker 1: and an erecting penis. The point of imaging genitals is
Speaker 1: to help diagnose and treat issues like Payrone's disease, which
Speaker 1: can cause painful and crooked erections. But Dang wants to
Speaker 1: go further, and he wants to capture ultrasound imaging of
Speaker 1: real time human intercourse because, aside from the fact that
Speaker 1: it just sounds cool to him. Uh. He thinks it
Speaker 1: could be useful to diagnose and figure out the cause
Speaker 1: of things like disparunia or painful intercourse with clear images
Speaker 1: of what's going on in there. He hypothesizes, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe we can figure out why intercourse is painful and
Speaker 1: maybe even fix it. Although I worry for Dr Dang
Speaker 1: here saying, I don't know. Every time I have sex,
Speaker 1: women say it's painful, but we just can't figure out
Speaker 1: the cause. Oh lord, poor ductr Dang, Doctor Dang, you
Speaker 1: ever asked them? Nope, there's no reason, there's no answer.
Speaker 1: No one can figure it out. It's a total medical mystery.
Speaker 1: I'm sure other people. Yes, it's a serious problem. So Mary,
Speaker 1: reading this, she reached out to Dang and asked if
Speaker 1: she could witness his first scan as research for her
Speaker 1: book and to her supper eyes. Dang responded and said
Speaker 1: he'd be happy to let her watch if she could
Speaker 1: just find him some participants for her to watch. So
Speaker 1: Mary had a conversation with her husband and they decided
Speaker 1: to volunteer themselves. And I like Ida and Juke. They
Speaker 1: lay spooning asked to groin, She writes, quote on the wall,
Speaker 1: someone has hung a painting of a hillside harbor town,
Speaker 1: as though by looking at it we could convince ourselves
Speaker 1: that we were on the Amalfi coast, or just as
Speaker 1: good that Dang was try and imagine me far awaywhere
Speaker 1: not in the room with you. He gave Mary's husband
Speaker 1: Ed a Maxim magazine to get him going. He was like,
Speaker 1: this is very erotic, and Mary was like, I guess
Speaker 1: the side of his wife in a freaking medical gown.
Speaker 1: It's not a sexy thing. I don't know. And then
Speaker 1: they joked with the doctor about like where's the candles
Speaker 1: and the soft music and all the sexy curtains or whatever,
Speaker 1: and he seemed like kind of comically disappointed that he
Speaker 1: could not provide I did to them. Then she writes, quote,
Speaker 1: he brightens, I can turn on my laptop. I have
Speaker 1: the soundtrack to lay Miss. Oh yeah. Nothing gets me
Speaker 1: going like the proletariat who is getting busy to the
Speaker 1: sastrack play Miss, please write it immediately, Romance Amail Well,
Speaker 1: Mary and Ed got themselves into position, and Dang took
Speaker 1: the still images first, holding the ultrasound wand up to
Speaker 1: Mary's belly. She wrote quote, we must hold still for
Speaker 1: several seconds, like victorians posing for a de Guerat type.
Speaker 1: Dr Dang instructs Ed to quote, please make some sort
Speaker 1: of movement in and out. Oh, thank you for the instruction.
Speaker 1: But at one point he has to reboot the ultrasound.
Speaker 1: Mary writes, quote, fortunately it only takes a few seconds,
Speaker 1: sparing Ed the necessity of also rebooting. Everybody has such
Speaker 1: fun ways of not saying hard penis, She continues, quote,
Speaker 1: Ed keeps up an idle, disaffected rhythm. He and Dang
Speaker 1: chat about their children. I'm taking notes or half of
Speaker 1: me is. I feel like a secretary and a rivaled
Speaker 1: French comedy. And then she goes on and writes this
Speaker 1: conversation that Ed and the doctor are having. She says, Oh,
Speaker 1: you look so young to have a fifteen year old?
Speaker 1: How old are you? Oh, I'm in August and the
Speaker 1: little one? How old you could ejaculate? Now? How uncomfortable? Brutal?
Speaker 1: Also can you ejaculate under that? I mean, like, how
Speaker 1: do you have an orgasm? I'll tell you this I
Speaker 1: don't want to find out. Okay, fair enough, all right?
Speaker 1: He realizes, like Mri, I sex for our marriage is
Speaker 1: off the table. Well, how much does it pay? Uh?
Speaker 1: Mary goes on to say that, however useful, these ultrasound
Speaker 1: images maybe quote, they bore no more relation to sex
Speaker 1: than a smile held for a camera. Us to the
Speaker 1: real thing. Ultrasound movies are a superficial rendering of the
Speaker 1: complex and varied body mind belt that we call sex.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting. Like you can't not it can't not
Speaker 1: be staged, right, yeah, like this is still a performative
Speaker 1: version of sex. Yeah. Well, and she's like, I mean again,
Speaker 1: he's keeping up a disaffected rhythm. He's barreling here. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm barely here. It's a total mechanics. You have to
Speaker 1: invent a bed that is also an m r I
Speaker 1: that you know, you just use every night, and you
Speaker 1: just have to normalize it, right, and there's no pausing
Speaker 1: and no intercom. It just has to take a full
Speaker 1: recording and then they go they scrub through it later.
Speaker 1: That's that's the future. Then you can really get or
Speaker 1: maybe they need to bring in some candles and lament
Speaker 1: playing lamit. Heck, why have you thought about that? Well,
Speaker 1: what I thought was interesting was that Ita said something
Speaker 1: kind of simil or to Mary Roach. Now ed Mary
Speaker 1: Roach's husband a lot like Peck van Andel's subjects had
Speaker 1: to use viagra to get through this little experiment um
Speaker 1: and Ida takes it as a point of pride that
Speaker 1: she and Jupe are like the only couple to manage
Speaker 1: without viagra. They were like the only people to do
Speaker 1: this without needing that bone or pill. Okay Ida takes
Speaker 1: it as a point of pride. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: the way to go, Ida, I feel like that's more
Speaker 1: Juke's accomplishments. But that's just me. It is funny. Ida
Speaker 1: is Um is a co author of this paper. Jupe
Speaker 1: is not Um. I don't know if that's just because
Speaker 1: he's not a scientists. He was like, I'm good, I'm
Speaker 1: all right, Um, But it's still it's the number one
Speaker 1: thing that she cited for in other papers. So anyway,
Speaker 1: one of Peck's team kind of theorized that Ida and
Speaker 1: Jup were able to do this experiment without viagra because
Speaker 1: they had a background in performance as amateur street acrobats.
Speaker 1: So he's like, first of all, you're used to performance anxiety,
Speaker 1: and second of all, you can like bend your bodies
Speaker 1: and unusual case, and that makes you able to like
Speaker 1: perform in this tiny tube and stuff. Like that you
Speaker 1: have the stamina and the flexibility to actually through with
Speaker 1: this sext for real. Maybe that's why Peck chose her,
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he called her. He's like, she's a scientist,
Speaker 1: she's also an acrobat, and she's in a loving relationship
Speaker 1: currently whose has all three of mr Sex. But Ida
Speaker 1: doesn't mention her acrobatic background at all. For her, it
Speaker 1: comes down to something a little harder for science to measure. Harder,
Speaker 1: she told Vice. Quote for me, the experiment was also
Speaker 1: a testimony to mine and JIP's happiness. I think that's
Speaker 1: something the paper missed, how connected a couple must be
Speaker 1: to perform under those kinds of conditions. So, as Mary concludes, quote,
Speaker 1: sex is far more than the sum of its moving parts.
Speaker 1: Interesting and I found that really cool that both those
Speaker 1: women had a very similar reaction to it. Scientifically, this
Speaker 1: is very interesting. But I can't say that that sex
Speaker 1: had anything to do with sex. In my mind, when
Speaker 1: I think of having sex, that's not It looks nothing
Speaker 1: like that, it feels nothing like that, And I wonder
Speaker 1: I kind of wish that they had asked Jupe or
Speaker 1: any of the men involved how they felt, you know,
Speaker 1: emotionally about that sex first, is the physicality of it? Yeah, yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: because I know it's much more a question and female
Speaker 1: sexual arousal the emotion and the your mind set and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they never asked men. It's like, just get
Speaker 1: the blood down there and you're good to go. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: And in fact, I I'd even pushed back a little
Speaker 1: bit against Ida's statement there. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if she's really saying this, But in terms of their
Speaker 1: ability to perform, you know, without any medical assistance, is
Speaker 1: not a testimony to their happiness, because surely plenty of
Speaker 1: couples are you know, very happy together but still could
Speaker 1: use some assistance in the m R I machine while
Speaker 1: they're trying to have sex, you know, like right or
Speaker 1: even just in their in their own bedrooms. Like it's
Speaker 1: not really reflective of of the quality of your relationship,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's good for them. I think that's true.
Speaker 1: But I do that She was like, you know, it
Speaker 1: wasn't about anything like that. We just we're able to
Speaker 1: put it aside. You know, we had we had enough
Speaker 1: feeling between us that we're able to like kind of
Speaker 1: ignore that. She's being modest they're super human freaks, is
Speaker 1: really what it comes down to. Minutes with full minute
Speaker 1: long pauses throughout three dudes watching you and commenting the
Speaker 1: whole time with scientific terminology, like the root is exposed, like, no,
Speaker 1: they're not normal, and she still came yeah, and she's
Speaker 1: just like, well, it just comes down to the fact
Speaker 1: that we're just you know, we have a really strong romance.
Speaker 1: I'm like, now, no, it's more than that. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: outrageous speculation. Station. I just got a boy your thing.
Speaker 1: She wants real to watch it, like that's the longest
Speaker 1: they've ever lasted. Oh ship, yeah, Juvenida. Both they're like, finally,
Speaker 1: let's not tell them, but we've been waiting for someone
Speaker 1: to ask us to have sex in front of them.
Speaker 1: They start volunteering for all kinds of weird sexperiments. Just
Speaker 1: do it upside down? Yeah, what a sex look like underwater?
Speaker 1: We'll do it. We'll do what we're acrobats. Fascinating. This
Speaker 1: is such a cool story. I I really it was
Speaker 1: really interesting to learn more about just the mechanics and
Speaker 1: how little we understood about I was very surprised to
Speaker 1: hear that people thought of vagina was shipped like a
Speaker 1: cylinder were you I was. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: knew that wasn't the case. I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I knew it, But I don't think that's what
Speaker 1: I would have drawn for you. Yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 1: interesting sometimes we see a lot of these like uh,
Speaker 1: and they're funny videos, but people be like I went
Speaker 1: out on the street and asked men if they know
Speaker 1: how cervical contraction or some crazy ship works, and they
Speaker 1: have the stupidest answers, and I'm like, I I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I need to know that. Personally, I don't
Speaker 1: know things about my own body and I'll make it
Speaker 1: through my whole life just fine without knowing those extreme details. Obviously,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't then decide to legislate those body parts. And
Speaker 1: I know that's where a big part of that comes from.
Speaker 1: But also like the idea of like mocking people for
Speaker 1: not having a robust education in the specific details, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, why would I know the shape of
Speaker 1: a vaginal canal? But I mean, I'm just saying as
Speaker 1: opposed to. But I'm just saying as opposed to like,
Speaker 1: you know, they thought for hundreds of years, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: what you know, that is a good point. Even gynecologists
Speaker 1: thought it was still shaped and that you went straight
Speaker 1: in and out. You know, they just didn't. I guess
Speaker 1: the real story is how long it takes for anyone
Speaker 1: to give a funk about how it works for women,
Speaker 1: you know, and a lot of sex scientists science is
Speaker 1: about like, oh, I guess we'll finally see what an
Speaker 1: orgasm is for ladies, Like what is loud? I just
Speaker 1: finally kind of. I think we just saw headlines like
Speaker 1: a month ago where science was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: we don't know shit about the clitter is. We really
Speaker 1: don't know anything. We know nothing. I guess we should
Speaker 1: start looking at it. Y'all think more than half of
Speaker 1: the world has one. And they took like one look
Speaker 1: in like day two, they were like, holy shit, it's
Speaker 1: so different. We thought it was huge. Yeah, that it
Speaker 1: didn't take you very long, not at all. You could
Speaker 1: just look. Why didn't anyone think to look at this
Speaker 1: before be interested? I don't know, um, but yeah, that
Speaker 1: that sort of was kind of the interesting thing to
Speaker 1: me is that literally, you know, we had a drawing
Speaker 1: from five hundred years ago that everyone was like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: why why look into it. Why I check this guy's work.
Speaker 1: He's Leonardo da Vinci. You know why not? It was
Speaker 1: five dred years ago. We've learned a lot of things
Speaker 1: since then. Everything's fine. Women are clearly fine. There's no
Speaker 1: reason to look any further, fully satisfied, all the women
Speaker 1: of the world having no medical issues related to this
Speaker 1: lack of knowledge. Fascinating. Um, But yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: really cool that there are people brave enough to do that.
Speaker 1: I can have sex and m R Machine with anybody watching.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's no way. So I'm very glad that I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't you found found their four yearism deep within
Speaker 1: or whatever one to your point about mocking people, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about this the other day because the internet
Speaker 1: is so mean. As you know, if someone doesn't know
Speaker 1: something or they say something kind of ill advised, people
Speaker 1: will share it and be like, look that this dumbass,
Speaker 1: you know, And sometimes you find out that the person
Speaker 1: that is talking is maybe really young or something like
Speaker 1: they just don't know. You feel like they're like a
Speaker 1: sixty seven year old man saying some ship. And I
Speaker 1: kind of thought to myself, like, I do wish that
Speaker 1: we would sort of decide that learning is a fun thing,
Speaker 1: like in teaching people is fun. And if someone is
Speaker 1: like has a question or is confused about something, instead
Speaker 1: of being like, well, this fucking moron, Like instead of
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I have a chance to tell you something,
Speaker 1: I know this, I actually know this, and I can
Speaker 1: tell you the answer. You know, it's way more I
Speaker 1: don't know, pleasant experience for everyone involved. Um And I
Speaker 1: do it too. So I was kind of telling myself.
Speaker 1: I was like trying to remember that learning is fun.
Speaker 1: Teaching can be fact fact. Like if you were to
Speaker 1: go out on the street and ask women what they
Speaker 1: thought of cervix looked like, or to point one out,
Speaker 1: I bet a lot of women couldn't do it either.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we also don't get a lot
Speaker 1: of information about our reproductive system. Um. And in doing
Speaker 1: this research, they were saying the cylinder thing really mad
Speaker 1: because on like tampon boxes, they still show tampon go
Speaker 1: straight in and out. There's it's a cylinder like it's
Speaker 1: just goes straight in. There's no question about how it works.
Speaker 1: So it is like there there are probably plenty of
Speaker 1: women and girls who grow up thinking, yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: I guess it's a cylinder and the dick goes straight
Speaker 1: in and out. I hadn't thought about it, really, but
Speaker 1: if I thought about it, I guess sure, why not.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's like a corkscrew. Whoa Jeremy Barony, Jeremy
Speaker 1: a woman's reproductive tract. It's like a Jeremy Barrey. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the time nice, we've all seen it. Well, I hope
Speaker 1: you'll learned something about vaginas today. Right about penises too, true,
Speaker 1: true cones out the female body does make them change shape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the male body is uh, everyone's penis is longer
Speaker 1: than they thought it was. Yeah, there's celebration in the stream.
Speaker 1: Schools are closed for the day national holiday, international holiday,
Speaker 1: and then all over the world, thrilled to learn, parades
Speaker 1: in every capital city. You know. That's I really feel like,
Speaker 1: in the right period of time, if you had to
Speaker 1: learn this, that was exactly what happened. Oh, we can
Speaker 1: have like the Japanese penis festival. We have a big
Speaker 1: penis festival in Japan. Here, we could have that, but
Speaker 1: it's like, look, it's actually double the size that you
Speaker 1: thought about. They're like, and yeah, yeah, something about women too. Anyway,
Speaker 1: whatever Dick cares well, look, please let us know what
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