WEBVTT - Awkward Tuesday: British Naughty Nanny

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Today's Awkward Tuesday is brought to you by things

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<v Speaker 1>you can lie and cheat about that aren't just relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you just needed some more ideas, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's work of Jeffrey and this is your second Day

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<v Speaker 1>podcast And every Tuesday we do the Awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you have an awkward conversation you need

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<v Speaker 1>to have, then you call us for help. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you're new to it, I hope you enjoy. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>what do you see in the comments Alexis?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Vose Casitos said, Hi, guys, I love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Greetings from Argentina. I don't have proof, but I'm absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that you are not the ones from the photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Brooke, I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 4>I always think I'm like huge, They're like what, You're

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<v Speaker 4>actually a normal looking guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all us. And I always apologize Alexis is not

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<v Speaker 1>in that photo. It's true because we took them like

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<v Speaker 1>when she was only with us for what two or

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<v Speaker 1>three months, so the pictures are kind of old. They're like, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was still working coffee and I had to leave

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<v Speaker 1>early from the photo shoot to go work a coffee shift.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so try to update those. But also I

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<v Speaker 1>like my younger self as well, so there's filters we

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<v Speaker 1>can put on. Worry, that's not the compliment, Sorry it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get this full episode started brand new right now.

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<v Speaker 5>They say you shouldn't eavesdrop on other people's conversations, but

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes it's hard not to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dude, I live for it.

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<v Speaker 5>For example, I remember back in twenty nineteen when Brooke

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<v Speaker 5>flew into a rage after she overheard a sales rep

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<v Speaker 5>describe her as quote middle class. Yes, it's a dark

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<v Speaker 5>day in the buildings.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't work here anymore, so you never.

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<v Speaker 5>Know what someone's gonna say when they think no one

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<v Speaker 5>else is listening. But that's what happened when one of

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<v Speaker 5>our listeners overheard his employee say something at a bar,

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<v Speaker 5>and because of what was said, it's turned into your

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<v Speaker 5>new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna hear it coming up next.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>It happens all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>You think you have a solid first impression of someone, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and then come to find out later that person is

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<v Speaker 5>not what they seemed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it like a bad way. Oh, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Like when Alexis first interviewed for the show, I one

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<v Speaker 5>hundred percent thought she was sober that day, no idea

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<v Speaker 5>that she was nursing a bad hangover. And when she

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<v Speaker 5>went to the restroom halfway through, I didn't know she

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<v Speaker 5>was pulling a truly out of her purse and shot

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<v Speaker 5>gunning it in the stall just to power through the

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<v Speaker 5>rest of the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think that was a smell of her perfume?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, mango body blast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Wow, don't worry. Everyone else knew.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, now we all do know the truth about Alexis

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<v Speaker 5>and her questionable lifestyle, and it's something we can laugh about.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of one of the reasons I liked her.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but one of our listeners doesn't think he can

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<v Speaker 5>laugh after he discovered the truth about somebody who works

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<v Speaker 5>for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and he needs our help with it. His name

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<v Speaker 3>is Will. Will. Did you hire Alexis under false pretenses too?

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I had, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man, well, is this like an employee or like

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<v Speaker 1>you hired someone to do work on your house that

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<v Speaker 1>type of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's actually a nanny that we hired in Okay, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels a little more personal, right because she spends

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<v Speaker 2>so much time with my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, we had a nanny issue early on. Really, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, there was a medicine cabinet that was rated

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<v Speaker 1>and she was never invited back again.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's your man's you liked.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wild though, because you're with them, you're right so

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<v Speaker 1>intimately you know us.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, they're basically in our house. They're seeing all of

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<v Speaker 2>our stuff, they're spending time with our kids. Like, we

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be able to trust this person. And uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we hired her about six months ago because my wife

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<v Speaker 2>was going back to work. And this is kind of silly,

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<v Speaker 2>but we were very excited to hire her because she

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<v Speaker 2>was British.

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<v Speaker 1>So it felt like you were hiring Mary Poppins.

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<v Speaker 3>This is that classic iconic role.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, your children are going to grow up way smarter

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<v Speaker 5>and more culture. You have a British maybe an accident, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know she did a great job, like the

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<v Speaker 2>kids lover, she cooks and she cleaned.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, that's crazy. Sorry, Usually nanny's won't even pick up.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's let's slander all nannies broke just because you had

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<v Speaker 5>one bad experience with one who stole your pills.

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<v Speaker 1>A house cleaner and a nanny are usually two separate jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>so to find someone who is also willing.

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<v Speaker 5>To you struck gold at this one. Yeah, so where

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<v Speaker 5>did the problem come up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, last week met the bar with some of my

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<v Speaker 2>guy friends, just having a beer, and on the other

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<v Speaker 2>us out of the bar, I see our nanny and

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<v Speaker 2>she's taken down a pint with some girls that she knows,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe her friends, I don't know. I hear her talking

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<v Speaker 2>and she doesn't have a British accent at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's funny because when we get drunk, we talk

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<v Speaker 5>in British accents.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's a little bit of.

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<v Speaker 1>A flip, That's what I'm saying, Jeff. Maybe she flips

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<v Speaker 1>it to an American accent when she's drunk.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it just one thing that you heard, or did

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<v Speaker 5>you like stick around and hear her really have a

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<v Speaker 5>full conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually yeah, At one point I got up and out

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<v Speaker 2>of my seat and sat on the fist behind them

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<v Speaker 2>so she couldn't see me, but I could like listen

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<v Speaker 2>to them for a while, and she did not have

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<v Speaker 2>a British accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, let's not share that part.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad behind her and I asked, like the biggest question,

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<v Speaker 4>like does it matter or is it going to change

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<v Speaker 4>anything if you find out that she's not British.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, at first I was like, oh, that's odd, weird,

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<v Speaker 2>But then the more I think about it, she's lying

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<v Speaker 2>about her accent, Like who knows what else she's lying

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<v Speaker 2>to us about, Like maybe her entire resume is sake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like obviously she did it to get a job. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it works. When she makes your family beef Wellington? Does

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<v Speaker 1>it taste.

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<v Speaker 3>Likethentic British beef Wellington? You keep her?

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<v Speaker 5>So at no point during the night did you ever

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<v Speaker 5>like go up and confront her about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't confront her at the bar, but as I

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<v Speaker 2>was leaving, we had to walk past her and her

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<v Speaker 2>friend group, so I did make eye contact with her.

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<v Speaker 1>She saw you, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave her a big, like exaggerated one of these

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<v Speaker 2>like here.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you you were basically like I caught you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I had a I had a couple and

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little mad, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>O wow, So wait, have you talked to your wife

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<v Speaker 1>about this?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I haven't even told her about this yet. I

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<v Speaker 2>just think she would be like completely heartbroken and devastated.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, I just don't know what to do. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're supposed to put one hundred percent trust in this woman.

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<v Speaker 2>She's taken care of our kids, she's taking care of

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<v Speaker 2>our house, and now the trust is broken.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so you're somebody who really cares about their kids

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<v Speaker 5>and their welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't meet a lot of dads like you.

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<v Speaker 5>But so, what what exactly are you looking to do

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<v Speaker 5>with your awkward call here?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, obviously I think I gave her the impression that

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<v Speaker 2>I know she's lying, so I need to I think

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<v Speaker 2>she needs to give my wife her resignation is what

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<v Speaker 2>she needs to do. Wow, I'm not good, Like I've

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<v Speaker 2>never had a fire anybody before. I'm not really good

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<v Speaker 2>at like awkward job confrontations. So I don't really know

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<v Speaker 2>how to approach this.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like drunk you was real ready to do it. Yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't be making any decisions with a few pints

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<v Speaker 2>of men.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you may have come to the right place, because

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<v Speaker 5>it sounds like Brooke has fired most of the people

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<v Speaker 5>who've taken care of her children.

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<v Speaker 1>I had one bad experience when my kid was like

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<v Speaker 1>one years old. But you enjoyed firing personally, I was

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<v Speaker 1>actually really upset about it. Yeah, it was really tricky.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, let's bring Brook to tears a second time

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<v Speaker 5>by firing somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>But be quiet when you cry in the background. Okay, Brook,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're.

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<v Speaker 5>Gonna come back give you our advice to help you

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<v Speaker 5>make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your fake British

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<v Speaker 5>nanny and tell her she needs to resign.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, maybe fake, We don't know for sure. For sure,

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<v Speaker 1>could have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking an American accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, maybe she wanted to fit in with her friend

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<v Speaker 1>group Joe.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, here, and maybe those pills in your cabinet ate themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll give you our advice right after this. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 3>it's awkward. It's Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you tell your posh British nanny that you

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<v Speaker 5>know she isn't really posh or British in any way? You,

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<v Speaker 5>of course, turn to us, the least posh morning show.

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<v Speaker 3>In all of the America.

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<v Speaker 5>Does Our listener Will ran into his nanny out at

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<v Speaker 5>the bar recently and saw her talking with some of

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<v Speaker 5>her friends, got a little closer and realized that's not

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<v Speaker 5>a British accent.

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<v Speaker 3>She's using.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, she sounds fully American, And it didn't stop. It

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<v Speaker 5>kept on going until he realized she must have been

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<v Speaker 5>lying about it the entire time.

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<v Speaker 3>She's been working for his family.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, what else is she lying about?

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<v Speaker 3>If that's the case, A lot of concern.

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<v Speaker 5>So he hasn't told his wife about it because she'd

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<v Speaker 5>be completely crushed. Instead, he's hoping to avoid that heartache

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<v Speaker 5>and just call his nanny directly right now on the

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<v Speaker 5>show and encourage her to resign.

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe maybe. I mean the thing is, is I

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<v Speaker 1>still think that there's a one percent chance that there's

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of accent misunderstanding well excuse yeah, sure, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is, Jeff, you're gonna know immediately because

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna call for an unknown number, right, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>either going to answer in a British Hello or an

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<v Speaker 1>American Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, if it's another accent that we don't even expect

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<v Speaker 4>coming suddenly she's German, okay, it's impressed at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>If she answers in a British Hello, then maybe there's

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<v Speaker 1>a reason, right, and you just need to have an

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<v Speaker 1>honest conversation about what you saw.

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<v Speaker 3>She answers in the British hello, though it does throw

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing off. So Broke, what's your advice.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do exactly what I just said. Listen for that

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<v Speaker 1>first hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Will you're able to distinguish between an American and

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<v Speaker 5>a British Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that'd be so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I can manage.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a big problem with that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know you were from Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it.

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<v Speaker 3>Will.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think we got your nanny's name in part one?

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<v Speaker 5>What what's her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is Elsie?

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<v Speaker 1>Elsie British?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so here we go. That's our advice for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Will.

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<v Speaker 5>You can take what you want from it. But I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna dial your nanny else you right now and hopefully

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<v Speaker 5>she picks up the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it right, here goes nothing. Good luck, man,

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<v Speaker 3>We're on your side no matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Elsie, it's Will Oh Hello Williams. Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Top of the morning to you and to you as well.

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<v Speaker 6>My apologies, I'm I was just in the lou having

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<v Speaker 6>a a bo.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, you don't. You don't have to do this anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, Whatever are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>The accent? I heard you just say hello, like clear

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<v Speaker 2>as day American accent. You can drop the British things.

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<v Speaker 6>Bullops, what effort do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, Elsie, you know I was at the bar the

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<v Speaker 2>other night, right, Oh oh yes.

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<v Speaker 6>I recall we crossed pass at the pub.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at the pub. Well, I want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't see me, and I was listening to you

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<v Speaker 2>talk for a long time in a normal American accent

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<v Speaker 2>with your girlfriends or whoever they were, so I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh that that's been a trifle of a game. We

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<v Speaker 6>were playing hook like a yank.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, listen, it sounded like a game inside of

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<v Speaker 2>like normal girl time. I don't have time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You've obviously pulled one over on myself and my family

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<v Speaker 2>for a half a year now, and I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just shocked and I'm disappointed, and I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out, like why you would do this to us.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you one more chance. Just just tell

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<v Speaker 2>me the truth. Otherwise I'm hanging up the phone and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling my wife what's going on.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, I'm not really British.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Ohio, there it is there, finally the truth.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I'm I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What, like, what the hell were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not think that I wouldn't find out, that

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<v Speaker 2>we wouldn't find out that anybody wouldn't tick up on

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<v Speaker 2>this at any point? You think you could just do

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<v Speaker 2>it forever?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know, thinking about it and things kind of

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<v Speaker 6>spun out of control.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you slipping back into it again? What are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's just this has been you don't know this,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's it's been really difficult for me. I mean

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<v Speaker 6>I've been doing this for six months and it hasn't

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<v Speaker 6>been easy. You know, every time before work I I

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<v Speaker 6>google British slang and oh my, figure out how to

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<v Speaker 6>make crumpets I don't even like tea, microwaving it for

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<v Speaker 6>show and then dumping it in the sink when you leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Elsie what you don't even have to do? Why were

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<v Speaker 2>you even doing any of that first place?

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, well, my name is Kelsey, but I thought Elsie

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<v Speaker 6>sounded more British.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, this is this is worse than I thought.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, and if I'm being honest, I've never even seen

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<v Speaker 6>Harry Potter. I just given the Wikipedia plot summaries.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why, why why would you do this?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know why. Just the job market hasn't been

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<v Speaker 6>great and I found out you get paid well as

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<v Speaker 6>a nanny, and very well if you're a British nanny.

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<v Speaker 6>So just kind of went with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Elsie. I mean, Chelsea, you mustn't have known this wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>going to end. Well, you know, we can't continue to

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<v Speaker 2>employ you.

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<v Speaker 6>No, tell the children Mary Popkin got supported. How dreadful?

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<v Speaker 4>God?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, we've been listening to this phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on a radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, who are these people?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this? The radio? The radio station? They're helping

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<v Speaker 2>me out because I didn't know how to bring this

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<v Speaker 2>up with you because the situation is so insane.

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<v Speaker 6>Really at least, look, I'm good with the kids in

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<v Speaker 6>their homework. You know, I'm a good nanny. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 6>be hard to find someone who replaced me. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 6>good at my job. The kids really like me.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there were no complaints about your performance, right,

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<v Speaker 4>it was just the accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's the principle of the matter that you've been

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<v Speaker 2>lying to us and to my kids.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's a matter of trust at this point, Chelsea,

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<v Speaker 5>where you've broken this family's trust, And how are they

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<v Speaker 5>supposed to allow their kids around you if you're never

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<v Speaker 5>telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, a really important lesson to teach children is forgiveness.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think that.

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<v Speaker 6>This could work.

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<v Speaker 3>You are You're really good at spinning things.

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<v Speaker 1>You are false identities.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, Chelsea, the whole reason that Will wanted to do

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<v Speaker 5>it this way was because he didn't want to create

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<v Speaker 5>a scene in front of his wife. He didn't think

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<v Speaker 5>that was fair to his family and his kids. He

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<v Speaker 5>thinks the right way to go about it is for

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<v Speaker 5>you to hand in your resignation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that would be the least friction.

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<v Speaker 1>And that poor mother is so stressed out already. She's

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<v Speaker 1>back to work, she's got kids at home. Like she

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<v Speaker 1>needs less stress, not more, and make it as smooth

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<v Speaker 1>as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just I'm gonna have to let you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Elsie, drop it. I'm trying to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring back Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 6>Chelsea needs to hear this, Chelsea, Gee, please just give

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<v Speaker 6>me one more chance. I mean, we could do something

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<v Speaker 6>like maybe I'm taking American accent classes. Maybe we like

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<v Speaker 6>slowly phase out my accent.

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<v Speaker 1>The children on top of all the.

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<v Speaker 3>Lives already such a common thing that all British people

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<v Speaker 3>want to do well.

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<v Speaker 6>It just feels ridiculous that you're willing to fire me

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<v Speaker 6>over an accent when everything else is so great.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's the long term implications of it. But

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<v Speaker 3>will it's really up to you at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I won't even bring up the accent thing.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just say that you were there was an accident,

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<v Speaker 2>like you were driving on the wrong side of the

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<v Speaker 2>road or something, and you can't.

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<v Speaker 6>Come to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't kill the nanny.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you've heard of people who's getting an accent and

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<v Speaker 6>then they speak in a different dialect when they wake

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<v Speaker 6>up from their coma. It's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>She really likes working for this family.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not living in a We're not living in a

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<v Speaker 2>movie here. Okay, that's not happening. All right, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 2>figure this out.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you're you're at work with this family, Chelsea. But

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure there's another family who would be happy to

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<v Speaker 5>have Elsie and learn all of her British family.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I know the group was a little shocked, maybe critical

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<v Speaker 5>of how William wanted to let his wife know the

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<v Speaker 5>British nanny wouldn't be coming over anymore. But you got

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<v Speaker 5>admit it was a little clever that she's from England

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<v Speaker 5>and she's driving on the wrong side of the road

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<v Speaker 5>over here.

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<v Speaker 3>That was well thought out on his part.

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<v Speaker 1>He was joking, I hope.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if he was, then great funny.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got to tell his wife the whole story. Marriages exist.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, just wash your hands of it, no hurt feelings,

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<v Speaker 5>stretch the truth one last time and then you're done.

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<v Speaker 3>She died anyway, what's for dinner? Yeah, no issues?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, come on, he doesn't want to break his

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<v Speaker 5>family's hearts and the idea of the super nanny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more heartbreaking for someone to die than to be

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<v Speaker 1>like so she goes to the same bar as them.

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<v Speaker 1>How you're standing up for that idea?

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<v Speaker 3>I am very different definitions of heartbreaking.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what strange man, If you're listening right.

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