1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: Hey, Today's Awkward Tuesday is brought to you by things 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,559 Speaker 1: you can lie and cheat about that aren't just relationships. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: You know, you just needed some more ideas, you know. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: It's work of Jeffrey and this is your second Day 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: podcast And every Tuesday we do the Awkward Tuesday phone call. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: That's where if you have an awkward conversation you need 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: to have, then you call us for help. So if 8 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: you're new to it, I hope you enjoy. Yeah, and 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,799 Speaker 1: what do you see in the comments Alexis? 10 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Vose Casitos said, Hi, guys, I love your podcast. 11 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 3: Greetings from Argentina. I don't have proof, but I'm absolutely. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: Sure that you are not the ones from the photo. 13 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: Maybe Brooke, I don't know that. 14 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 4: I always think I'm like huge, They're like what, You're 15 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 4: actually a normal looking guy. 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: That's all us. And I always apologize Alexis is not 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: in that photo. It's true because we took them like 18 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: when she was only with us for what two or 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: three months, so the pictures are kind of old. They're like, hey, yeah, 20 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: I was still working coffee and I had to leave 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: early from the photo shoot to go work a coffee shift. 22 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: So yeah, so try to update those. But also I 23 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: like my younger self as well, so there's filters we 24 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: can put on. Worry, that's not the compliment, Sorry it is. Okay, 25 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: let's get this full episode started brand new right now. 26 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 5: They say you shouldn't eavesdrop on other people's conversations, but 27 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 5: sometimes it's hard not to. 28 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,479 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, I live for it. 29 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 5: For example, I remember back in twenty nineteen when Brooke 30 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 5: flew into a rage after she overheard a sales rep 31 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 5: describe her as quote middle class. Yes, it's a dark 32 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 5: day in the buildings. 33 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: They don't work here anymore, so you never. 34 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 5: Know what someone's gonna say when they think no one 35 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 5: else is listening. But that's what happened when one of 36 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 5: our listeners overheard his employee say something at a bar, 37 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 5: and because of what was said, it's turned into your 38 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 5: new awkward Tuesday phone call. 39 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it coming up next. 40 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 2: It's awkward. 41 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 3: It's Tuesday. 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 3: It happens all the time. 44 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 5: You think you have a solid first impression of someone, yeah, 45 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 5: and then come to find out later that person is 46 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 5: not what they seemed. 47 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: Oh it like a bad way. Oh, Yeah. 48 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 5: Like when Alexis first interviewed for the show, I one 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 5: hundred percent thought she was sober that day, no idea 50 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 5: that she was nursing a bad hangover. And when she 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 5: went to the restroom halfway through, I didn't know she 52 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 5: was pulling a truly out of her purse and shot 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 5: gunning it in the stall just to power through the 54 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 5: rest of the morning. 55 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: Did you think that was a smell of her perfume? 56 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: I thought, mango body blast. 57 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, don't worry. Everyone else knew. 58 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 5: Well, now we all do know the truth about Alexis 59 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 5: and her questionable lifestyle, and it's something we can laugh about. 60 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 1: Kind of one of the reasons I liked her. 61 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, but one of our listeners doesn't think he can 62 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 5: laugh after he discovered the truth about somebody who works 63 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 5: for him. 64 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,119 Speaker 3: Oh, and he needs our help with it. His name 65 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 3: is Will. Will. Did you hire Alexis under false pretenses too? 66 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 2: I wish I had, maybe. 67 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: Oh, man, well, is this like an employee or like 68 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: you hired someone to do work on your house that 69 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 1: type of thing. 70 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 2: Well, it's actually a nanny that we hired in Okay, Yes, 71 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 2: it feels a little more personal, right because she spends 72 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 2: so much time with my kids. 73 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: Dude, we had a nanny issue early on. Really, oh 74 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: my god, there was a medicine cabinet that was rated 75 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: and she was never invited back again. 76 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 3: And that's your man's you liked. 77 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: It's wild though, because you're with them, you're right so 78 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: intimately you know us. 79 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 6: Yeah. 80 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: Absolutely, they're basically in our house. They're seeing all of 81 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 2: our stuff, they're spending time with our kids. Like, we 82 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 2: wanted to be able to trust this person. And uh, 83 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: we hired her about six months ago because my wife 84 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 2: was going back to work. And this is kind of silly, 85 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 2: but we were very excited to hire her because she 86 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 2: was British. 87 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: So it felt like you were hiring Mary Poppins. 88 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 3: This is that classic iconic role. 89 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, your children are going to grow up way smarter 90 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 5: and more culture. You have a British maybe an accident, Yeah. 91 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 2: And you know she did a great job, like the 92 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 2: kids lover, she cooks and she cleaned. 93 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: WHOA, that's crazy. Sorry, Usually nanny's won't even pick up. 94 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 5: Let's let's slander all nannies broke just because you had 95 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 5: one bad experience with one who stole your pills. 96 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: A house cleaner and a nanny are usually two separate jobs, 97 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: so to find someone who is also willing. 98 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 5: To you struck gold at this one. Yeah, so where 99 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 5: did the problem come up? 100 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 2: Well, last week met the bar with some of my 101 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: guy friends, just having a beer, and on the other 102 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 2: us out of the bar, I see our nanny and 103 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: she's taken down a pint with some girls that she knows, 104 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 2: maybe her friends, I don't know. I hear her talking 105 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 2: and she doesn't have a British accent at all. 106 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 5: Well that's funny because when we get drunk, we talk 107 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 5: in British accents. 108 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 3: So there's a little bit of. 109 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: A flip, That's what I'm saying, Jeff. Maybe she flips 110 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 1: it to an American accent when she's drunk. 111 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 5: Was it just one thing that you heard, or did 112 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 5: you like stick around and hear her really have a 113 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 5: full conversation. 114 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,040 Speaker 2: Actually yeah, At one point I got up and out 115 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 2: of my seat and sat on the fist behind them 116 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 2: so she couldn't see me, but I could like listen 117 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 2: to them for a while, and she did not have 118 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 2: a British accent. 119 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: Wow, let's not share that part. 120 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 4: Dad behind her and I asked, like the biggest question, 121 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,119 Speaker 4: like does it matter or is it going to change 122 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 4: anything if you find out that she's not British. 123 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 2: You know, at first I was like, oh, that's odd, weird, 124 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 2: But then the more I think about it, she's lying 125 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 2: about her accent, Like who knows what else she's lying 126 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 2: to us about, Like maybe her entire resume is sake. 127 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, like obviously she did it to get a job. Yes, 128 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: it works. When she makes your family beef Wellington? Does 129 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: it taste. 130 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 3: Likethentic British beef Wellington? You keep her? 131 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 5: So at no point during the night did you ever 132 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 5: like go up and confront her about it. 133 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 2: I didn't confront her at the bar, but as I 134 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 2: was leaving, we had to walk past her and her 135 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 2: friend group, so I did make eye contact with her. 136 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: She saw you, okay. 137 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 2: I gave her a big, like exaggerated one of these 138 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 2: like here. 139 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:43,800 Speaker 5: Oh you you were basically like I caught you. 140 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: You know, I had a I had a couple and 141 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 2: I was a little mad, you know. 142 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: O wow, So wait, have you talked to your wife 143 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: about this? 144 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 2: No? I haven't even told her about this yet. I 145 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 2: just think she would be like completely heartbroken and devastated. 146 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 2: But you know, I just don't know what to do. Like, 147 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 2: we're supposed to put one hundred percent trust in this woman. 148 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 2: She's taken care of our kids, she's taking care of 149 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 2: our house, and now the trust is broken. 150 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're somebody who really cares about their kids 151 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 5: and their welcome. 152 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: Wow. 153 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 3: Don't meet a lot of dads like you. 154 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 5: But so, what what exactly are you looking to do 155 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 5: with your awkward call here? 156 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 2: Well, obviously I think I gave her the impression that 157 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 2: I know she's lying, so I need to I think 158 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 2: she needs to give my wife her resignation is what 159 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 2: she needs to do. Wow, I'm not good, Like I've 160 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 2: never had a fire anybody before. I'm not really good 161 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 2: at like awkward job confrontations. So I don't really know 162 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 2: how to approach this. 163 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: It sounds like drunk you was real ready to do it. Yeah, so. 164 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 2: I shouldn't be making any decisions with a few pints 165 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 2: of men. 166 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 5: Well, you may have come to the right place, because 167 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 5: it sounds like Brooke has fired most of the people 168 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 5: who've taken care of her children. 169 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: I had one bad experience when my kid was like 170 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: one years old. But you enjoyed firing personally, I was 171 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 1: actually really upset about it. Yeah, it was really tricky. 172 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's bring Brook to tears a second time 173 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 5: by firing somebody else. 174 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,559 Speaker 3: But be quiet when you cry in the background. Okay, Brook, 175 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 3: and we're. 176 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 5: Gonna come back give you our advice to help you 177 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 5: make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your fake British 178 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 5: nanny and tell her she needs to resign. 179 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: Hey, maybe fake, We don't know for sure. For sure, 180 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: could have been. 181 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 3: Taking an American accent. 182 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: Yes, maybe she wanted to fit in with her friend 183 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: group Joe. 184 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:35,199 Speaker 5: Okay, here, and maybe those pills in your cabinet ate themselves. 185 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 3: We'll give you our advice right after this. Hold on, 186 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 3: it's awkward. It's Tuesday. 187 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 2: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. 188 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 5: How do you tell your posh British nanny that you 189 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 5: know she isn't really posh or British in any way? You, 190 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 5: of course, turn to us, the least posh morning show. 191 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 3: In all of the America. 192 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,360 Speaker 5: Does Our listener Will ran into his nanny out at 193 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 5: the bar recently and saw her talking with some of 194 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 5: her friends, got a little closer and realized that's not 195 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 5: a British accent. 196 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: She's using. 197 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:18,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, she sounds fully American, And it didn't stop. It 198 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 5: kept on going until he realized she must have been 199 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,439 Speaker 5: lying about it the entire time. 200 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 3: She's been working for his family. 201 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what else is she lying about? 202 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 3: If that's the case, A lot of concern. 203 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 5: So he hasn't told his wife about it because she'd 204 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 5: be completely crushed. Instead, he's hoping to avoid that heartache 205 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 5: and just call his nanny directly right now on the 206 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,079 Speaker 5: show and encourage her to resign. 207 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,880 Speaker 1: Well maybe maybe. I mean the thing is, is I 208 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: still think that there's a one percent chance that there's 209 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 1: some sort of accent misunderstanding well excuse yeah, sure, sure. 210 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: And the thing is, Jeff, you're gonna know immediately because 211 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna call for an unknown number, right, and she's 212 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: either going to answer in a British Hello or an 213 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: American Hello. 214 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,559 Speaker 4: Okay, if it's another accent that we don't even expect 215 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:14,600 Speaker 4: coming suddenly she's German, okay, it's impressed at that point. 216 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: If she answers in a British Hello, then maybe there's 217 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 1: a reason, right, and you just need to have an 218 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 1: honest conversation about what you saw. 219 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,959 Speaker 3: She answers in the British hello, though it does throw 220 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 3: the whole thing off. So Broke, what's your advice. 221 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,320 Speaker 1: We'll do exactly what I just said. Listen for that 222 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 1: first hello. 223 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 5: Okay, Will you're able to distinguish between an American and 224 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 5: a British Hello. 225 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 3: Yes, that'd be so funny. 226 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,079 Speaker 2: I think I can manage. 227 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big problem with that. 228 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 3: But I know you were from Texas. 229 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 2: I knew it. 230 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 3: Will. 231 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,080 Speaker 5: I don't think we got your nanny's name in part one? 232 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,199 Speaker 5: What what's her name? 233 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 2: Her name is Elsie? 234 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: Elsie British? 235 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 3: Okay, so here we go. That's our advice for you. 236 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 2: Will. 237 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 5: You can take what you want from it. But I'm 238 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 5: gonna dial your nanny else you right now and hopefully 239 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,079 Speaker 5: she picks up the phone. 240 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 3: Let's do it right, here goes nothing. Good luck, man, 241 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 3: We're on your side no matter what. 242 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 2: Hello, Elsie, it's Will Oh Hello Williams. Yeah yeah yeah. 243 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,679 Speaker 2: Top of the morning to you and to you as well. 244 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 6: My apologies, I'm I was just in the lou having 245 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 6: a a bo. 246 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you don't. You don't have to do this anymore. 247 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,040 Speaker 6: Sorry, Whatever are you talking about? 248 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 2: The accent? I heard you just say hello, like clear 249 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 2: as day American accent. You can drop the British things. 250 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 6: Bullops, what effort do you mean? 251 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,959 Speaker 2: Look, Elsie, you know I was at the bar the 252 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 2: other night, right, Oh oh yes. 253 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,439 Speaker 6: I recall we crossed pass at the pub. 254 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, at the pub. Well, I want to talk to you. 255 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 2: You didn't see me, and I was listening to you 256 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 2: talk for a long time in a normal American accent 257 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 2: with your girlfriends or whoever they were, so I know 258 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,520 Speaker 2: what you're doing. 259 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 6: Oh that that's been a trifle of a game. We 260 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 6: were playing hook like a yank. 261 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,839 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, listen, it sounded like a game inside of 262 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,560 Speaker 2: like normal girl time. I don't have time for this. 263 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,440 Speaker 2: You've obviously pulled one over on myself and my family 264 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,839 Speaker 2: for a half a year now, and I'm just like, 265 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 2: I'm just shocked and I'm disappointed, and I'm trying to 266 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 2: figure out, like why you would do this to us. 267 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 6: You don't understand. 268 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you one more chance. Just just tell 269 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 2: me the truth. Otherwise I'm hanging up the phone and 270 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 2: I'm telling my wife what's going on. 271 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm not really British. 272 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 2: I'm from Ohio, there it is there, finally the truth. 273 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 6: Look, I'm I'm sorry. 274 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 2: What, like, what the hell were you thinking? 275 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: Like? 276 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 2: Did you not think that I wouldn't find out, that 277 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 2: we wouldn't find out that anybody wouldn't tick up on 278 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 2: this at any point? You think you could just do 279 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:30,520 Speaker 2: it forever? 280 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,680 Speaker 6: I don't know, thinking about it and things kind of 281 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 6: spun out of control. 282 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 2: What were you slipping back into it again? What are 283 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: you doing? 284 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,600 Speaker 6: Well, it's just this has been you don't know this, 285 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,079 Speaker 6: but it's it's been really difficult for me. I mean 286 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 6: I've been doing this for six months and it hasn't 287 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,200 Speaker 6: been easy. You know, every time before work I I 288 00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 6: google British slang and oh my, figure out how to 289 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 6: make crumpets I don't even like tea, microwaving it for 290 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,040 Speaker 6: show and then dumping it in the sink when you leave. 291 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 2: Elsie what you don't even have to do? Why were 292 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 2: you even doing any of that first place? 293 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 6: Actually, well, my name is Kelsey, but I thought Elsie 294 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 6: sounded more British. 295 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 2: Right, Okay, this is this is worse than I thought. 296 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 6: Well, and if I'm being honest, I've never even seen 297 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 6: Harry Potter. I just given the Wikipedia plot summaries. 298 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 2: Why why, why why would you do this? 299 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 6: I don't know why. Just the job market hasn't been 300 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 6: great and I found out you get paid well as 301 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 6: a nanny, and very well if you're a British nanny. 302 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 6: So just kind of went with it. 303 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 2: Elsie. I mean, Chelsea, you mustn't have known this wasn't 304 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 2: going to end. Well, you know, we can't continue to 305 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 2: employ you. 306 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 6: No, tell the children Mary Popkin got supported. How dreadful? 307 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,040 Speaker 4: God? 308 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:12,840 Speaker 2: Who's this? 309 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 5: Okay, we've been listening to this phone call. 310 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 3: You're on a radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. 311 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,440 Speaker 6: Well, who are these people? 312 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 2: What is this? The radio? The radio station? They're helping 313 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 2: me out because I didn't know how to bring this 314 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 2: up with you because the situation is so insane. 315 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 6: Really at least, look, I'm good with the kids in 316 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 6: their homework. You know, I'm a good nanny. It's gonna 317 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 6: be hard to find someone who replaced me. I'm pretty 318 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 6: good at my job. The kids really like me. 319 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 4: I mean, there were no complaints about your performance, right, 320 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 4: it was just the accent. 321 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,080 Speaker 2: Yes, it's the principle of the matter that you've been 322 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 2: lying to us and to my kids. 323 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 5: I think it's a matter of trust at this point, Chelsea, 324 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 5: where you've broken this family's trust, And how are they 325 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 5: supposed to allow their kids around you if you're never 326 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 5: telling the truth. 327 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 6: Well, a really important lesson to teach children is forgiveness. 328 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 2: So I think that. 329 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 6: This could work. 330 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 3: You are You're really good at spinning things. 331 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,400 Speaker 1: You are false identities. 332 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 5: Look, Chelsea, the whole reason that Will wanted to do 333 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 5: it this way was because he didn't want to create 334 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 5: a scene in front of his wife. He didn't think 335 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 5: that was fair to his family and his kids. He 336 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 5: thinks the right way to go about it is for 337 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 5: you to hand in your resignation. 338 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:26,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 339 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 3: I mean that would be the least friction. 340 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: And that poor mother is so stressed out already. She's 341 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: back to work, she's got kids at home. Like she 342 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: needs less stress, not more, and make it as smooth 343 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: as possible. 344 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I'm gonna have to let you go. 345 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 2: Oh no, Elsie, drop it. I'm trying to talk to you. 346 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 3: Bring back Chelsea. 347 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,560 Speaker 6: Chelsea needs to hear this, Chelsea, Gee, please just give 348 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,000 Speaker 6: me one more chance. I mean, we could do something 349 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,679 Speaker 6: like maybe I'm taking American accent classes. Maybe we like 350 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 6: slowly phase out my accent. 351 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,680 Speaker 1: The children on top of all the. 352 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,120 Speaker 3: Lives already such a common thing that all British people 353 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 3: want to do well. 354 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 6: It just feels ridiculous that you're willing to fire me 355 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 6: over an accent when everything else is so great. 356 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 3: I think it's the long term implications of it. But 357 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,400 Speaker 3: will it's really up to you at this point. 358 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I won't even bring up the accent thing. 359 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,159 Speaker 2: We'll just say that you were there was an accident, 360 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 2: like you were driving on the wrong side of the 361 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 2: road or something, and you can't. 362 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:34,640 Speaker 6: Come to work. 363 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,159 Speaker 1: Don't kill the nanny. 364 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 6: Well, you've heard of people who's getting an accent and 365 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 6: then they speak in a different dialect when they wake 366 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 6: up from their coma. It's brilliant. 367 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,760 Speaker 3: She really likes working for this family. 368 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 2: We're not living in a We're not living in a 369 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 2: movie here. Okay, that's not happening. All right, Well we'll 370 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,960 Speaker 2: figure this out. 371 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 5: Okay, you're you're at work with this family, Chelsea. But 372 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 5: I'm sure there's another family who would be happy to 373 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 5: have Elsie and learn all of her British family. 374 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,919 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. 375 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,119 Speaker 5: I know the group was a little shocked, maybe critical 376 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,879 Speaker 5: of how William wanted to let his wife know the 377 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 5: British nanny wouldn't be coming over anymore. But you got 378 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 5: admit it was a little clever that she's from England 379 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,280 Speaker 5: and she's driving on the wrong side of the road 380 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:29,920 Speaker 5: over here. 381 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,320 Speaker 3: That was well thought out on his part. 382 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: He was joking, I hope. 383 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,679 Speaker 3: I mean, if he was, then great funny. 384 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: He's got to tell his wife the whole story. Marriages exist. 385 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 5: I think, just wash your hands of it, no hurt feelings, 386 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 5: stretch the truth one last time and then you're done. 387 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:55,200 Speaker 3: She died anyway, what's for dinner? Yeah, no issues? 388 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,679 Speaker 5: I mean, come on, he doesn't want to break his 389 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 5: family's hearts and the idea of the super nanny. 390 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,919 Speaker 1: It's more heartbreaking for someone to die than to be 391 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,920 Speaker 1: like so she goes to the same bar as them. 392 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,160 Speaker 1: How you're standing up for that idea? 393 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 3: I am very different definitions of heartbreaking. 394 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: But you know what strange man, If you're listening right. 395 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 5: Now and you have a British nanny that you suspect 396 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 5: is a fraud, reach out to us because now we 397 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,360 Speaker 5: are expert nanny busters. 398 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: That's the next new TLC show. 399 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure nanny Busters coming up at seventh Central. 400 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 5: Only here on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, hit 401 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,760 Speaker 5: that subscribe button.