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Speaker 1: Friday, Friday, Friday Friday. We love to party. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what's not to love. Let's get high, Let's party Friday.

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Speaker 1: I love you, I love you, I love you. He's

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Speaker 1: possibly the most famous bold coaster about in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: As you know, today is a very unique day on

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Speaker 1: the show. Are you ready for a unique day? I

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Speaker 1: think every day is pretty much unique around these parts.

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Speaker 1: We decided to turn the show over to you and

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Speaker 1: let you produce and direct the show. So today we're

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Speaker 1: calling it this is very unique. We're calling it your

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Speaker 1: day Friday. This before no, not at all. Bag of questions,

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Speaker 1: match game, beat the toaster, maybe a couple of phone

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Speaker 1: taps here and there. The Great Team is gonna play

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Speaker 1: butt Bucks today. I mean, look, whatever you want us

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Speaker 1: to do, you have to you have to text us,

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Speaker 1: to go. I know, I know, it sounds very challenging.

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Speaker 1: Are you up for the challenge? Yeah? Bring me the

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Speaker 1: yodeling wind. Oh, here she goes. Listen to the message

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Speaker 1: in this song. Listen to this. Okay, here's my favorite

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Speaker 1: from your land, isn't she Bethany? Probably? I don't know

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna start now. It is Friday, It's your day, Friday,

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Speaker 1: So what do you want us to do? Tell us text,

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Speaker 1: Thiago wants to be the first collar of the day.

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Speaker 1: Hey Thiago, welcome to Friday. Hey doing We're doing well.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy. We have no plan. We have no roadmap.

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Speaker 1: your weekend? All about? This? This weekend? So I'm going

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Speaker 1: That's only like a two year thing, right quick? Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Alright, Thiago, hold on one second.

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Speaker 1: We're sending you an Elvis Duran Shure, it's on the way. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? You know I've just started

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Speaker 1: Textus right, you're up first Danielle Alright, Capricorn, don't allow

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Speaker 1: It's fun displurage. The timing is everything. Your days and

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Speaker 1: Free yourself from negativity. Connecting with positive people is good

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Speaker 1: share your interests. Working on personal happiness is important to

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Speaker 1: your days and nine Leo. Unexpected visitors could bring a

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Speaker 1: eight Libra right down all creative ideas. Organizing your thoughts

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Speaker 1: nine Scorpio. You're in need of an adventure. Take this

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Speaker 1: travel your days and eight and Sagittarius. Exciting news will

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Speaker 1: People already complaining that we're we're supposed to be doing

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Speaker 1: Froggy decided to go that direction. Well, let's not do

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Speaker 1: needs more cowbell? Alright, five more minutes till the next one?

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Speaker 1: Is there news we need to do? Bethany, there is

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Speaker 1: the new news cast is called one Big Story. One

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Speaker 1: big Story. Alright, what's going on. Today's big story today

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Speaker 1: is National crayon Day, and as promised, Creole has announced

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Speaker 1: yellowy orange. Then that's a nice color. The word makes

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Speaker 1: That's a big story of the day. Ye all right,

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. So having a party at the house, a

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Speaker 1: tap playing Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant phone taps.

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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, we got a phone tap for you, Danielle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's all you. What do you have today? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Josh is being phone tap by his wife. I

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Speaker 1: am calling as the person who found his wallet, and

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Speaker 1: I am totally willing to give it back for the

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Speaker 1: a little bit. All right, Daniel's phone tip. Let's listen

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Speaker 1: to see hello. Yeah, is this so Josh? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: got your wallet? Oh my goodness, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're where was it? You dropped it someplace? Okay? Um,

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Speaker 1: But how much is it worth to you? Pardon me?

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Speaker 1: appreciate finding my wallets. There are pictures of kids in here.

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Speaker 1: Are these your kids? Those are my nephews and niece's.

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Speaker 1: Would you please to tell me for I can meet you?

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Speaker 1: Look what I said? Somebody social Security guard, but could

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Speaker 1: you please stop going through my wallet? I appreciate you, missus,

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Speaker 1: just so you know what you're doing right now is

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Speaker 1: This is a phone tap? Your wife is phone tapping you?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Carl Memory, wakey, wakey, hands off, snaky. All right,

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Speaker 1: to do exercises. I don't know. Why does he have

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Speaker 1: his hands shoved down his pants? I don't love you.

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Speaker 1: out and get ready to get out of the room.

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Speaker 1: Get thank you, thank you? Go all right, we have

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Speaker 1: to get into the Daniel report. Daniel, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, So so Beyonce and the top is the

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Speaker 1: top pick to play Simba's girlfriend Nala in the New

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Speaker 1: Lion King. Now we all know Beyonce is pregnant with twins,

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Speaker 1: but it's just gonna be her voice. That's all they need.

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Speaker 1: So everything should work out and that will be pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: And I sound like this by the way, because I

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Speaker 1: have a cold. ABC is developing a new reality show.

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Speaker 1: It's called boy Bands, because we need another one. It's

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Speaker 1: going to assemble the next one direction per Se. Individual

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Speaker 1: singers will compete to be in the band, and viewers

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Speaker 1: have the final say in deciding who stays and who goes,

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Speaker 1: and that will be premiering this summer. Um. They figured

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Speaker 1: out how much money and damages they've done to vehicles

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Speaker 1: and buildings in the first seven Fast and Furious movies.

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Speaker 1: Five hundred and fourteen million dollars in real money. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that sounds like the damage you calls every

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Speaker 1: day when you drive, you know, really, really, when's the

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Speaker 1: last time you drove without having an accident? A long time?

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Speaker 1: It's been a long time. I've been good. Be quiet you,

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Speaker 1: Chef Latie. I feel like Chef let right now, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: he asked you, when the last time you drove without

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Speaker 1: causing a long time. I have not had an accident

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Speaker 1: in a long time. Alright, I'm told medicine shut up, Froggy.

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Speaker 1: The new trailer for Game of Thrones is here. It's

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Speaker 1: coming back July sixt so check that out. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: put it up you at Alvis Durand dot com. And

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Speaker 1: ABC is airing a two hour special in May on

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Speaker 1: the last one hundred days of Princess Diana, so you

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Speaker 1: may want to check that out. Let's see over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Your Boss Baby is out. It's an amazing movie with

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Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin playing the boss Baby. So check that out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I loved it. It It was so great for the whole family.

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Speaker 1: The Zookeeper's Wife, Ghost in the Shell is also out. Um,

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Speaker 1: and of course you've got your normal stuff. This weekend,

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Speaker 1: Netflix has a lot of really cool stuff. The n

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Speaker 1: C Double A Semifinals, even though I already thought that

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Speaker 1: we had a winner, Okay, it's not good. WrestleMania thirty

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Speaker 1: three is going down. Oh, Alvis, you love your as Lemania.

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Speaker 1: That's going down this weekend as well. My favorite Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the seventh I can't believe it's already the seventh

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Speaker 1: season finale of The Walking Dead, but that is happening

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Speaker 1: this weekend as well. Hey, um, okay, here I go.

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Speaker 1: You know how I started a sentence, then I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I'm going to finish it. There are a

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Speaker 1: couple of shows that are coming out in new seasons.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember which ones they are hold on Netflix?

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Speaker 1: Help me out? Down? Yeah, they Get Down second season,

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Speaker 1: season two of The Get Down. That's on Netflix. Right,

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Speaker 1: But isn't there something else starting in a couple of days? Reasons?

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Speaker 1: Why that's that's starting on Netflix? The Discovery is coming

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Speaker 1: to Netflix. I'll get back to you. No, wait, the

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Speaker 1: show you know that? That show where they have actors

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Speaker 1: and they do things you know? Alright, I'll get back

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Speaker 1: to you on that one. Okay, we have another uncontrollable,

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Speaker 1: uncontrollable show contest we're doing. It's called Don't Say Hello. Okay,

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Speaker 1: scary me some music? What game show is this from?

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Speaker 1: Don't okay? It's called don't Say Hello? So when you

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Speaker 1: text us, we see your phone number. We're going to

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Speaker 1: call one of our text numbers at random. When you

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Speaker 1: pick up the phone, don't say hello, say this? Where's

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Speaker 1: the Tooky Tookie birds gearing? That's right? This is the

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Speaker 1: dumbest show. What when I call you? Don't say Hello?

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Speaker 1: Say this e Tookie, Tookie. I really hope someone texts

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Speaker 1: us and then their bill collector calls instead of us

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Speaker 1: and it gets real awkward. Yeah, well no, but if

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Speaker 1: you say that could be awkward. If you say, uh,

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Speaker 1: e Tookie, Tookie. First thing, when you push on, we'll

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Speaker 1: give you a tight fitting good look at Elvis duran

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Speaker 1: t shirt. How you like that? How the one man clasping? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so we'll do that contest any moment. Now,

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Speaker 1: you never know when the phone will ring and when

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Speaker 1: it does. What are the rules of Bethany? Instead of

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Speaker 1: saying hello, you have to say the two key two

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Speaker 1: key bird noise. Oh god, you're the worst rehearse. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the noise I mean. I don't say hello.

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Speaker 1: Say all right, we're calling out now should we call here?

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Speaker 1: We don't know what's gonna happen. We're dialing. By the way,

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Speaker 1: we don't have the sound of the because those days

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Speaker 1: are over, aren't they? Yeah? All right, so far this

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Speaker 1: is very exciting. Don't say hello, say e toky tookey,

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Speaker 1: here we go, please answer. Oh I hate this morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. Yea, this is the best day ever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who is this. My name is Allen's Hyde Park. You

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Speaker 1: just want to type fitting good look at Ervice Duran

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Speaker 1: shirt because you didn't say hello excited. Oh oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: I did not think that was going to work the

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Speaker 1: first time. You never know, you know, Allen. I used

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Speaker 1: to work at Q one O two in Philadelphia and

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Speaker 1: we had a contest where you could win a cow

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Speaker 1: and you you didn't say hello. You had to say

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Speaker 1: move move Q and O two when you picked up

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Speaker 1: your phone. I love radio, it's so deep. All right, Allan,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send you a shirt. Thank you for listening,

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Speaker 1: and thanks for not saying hello. Hold on one second,

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Speaker 1: he took took. Can we do it again? Yeah? Well

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Speaker 1: someone's calling about the game. It's a one on twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Who's that? Dariana? Hello? And hey Darien, good morning? Or

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Speaker 1: do you have a problem with our don't say hello?

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Speaker 1: E TOOKI took contest? No not at all, I answered, right, well, no,

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Speaker 1: we you called us. We have to call you, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we do. That's okay. This is asked for my name,

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Speaker 1: and here I am. I'm so excited at all Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know, but this isn't how the contest works. Who

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Speaker 1: called her. Hold on the second idea, someone in the back.

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Speaker 1: We do have Eric coach seven or two ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Somebody for veils? No, no, no, I'm gonna die. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we have to call him live, Darien. We're gonna send

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Speaker 1: you a shirt anyway. Well, you know, we're just getting

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Speaker 1: underway with this contest. We're, you know, ironing out. The

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Speaker 1: wrinkle is your rits of calling people. What's going on? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she might have the wrong message, but I didn't dial

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Speaker 1: this person. I have a phone number ready to go.

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Speaker 1: We just picked out one. Let's do it. Let's call

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Speaker 1: one more. The rules are we call you? It's pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who messed that up. There we go.

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Speaker 1: Who's smoking the pot? Back in the back? Who's eating

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Speaker 1: those edibles? Let's play a game called who's eating those edibles?

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Speaker 1: Who's eating those? Alright? Don't say hello? Say etoki took.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what happens here? We good? This is stupid.

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Speaker 1: What's your name and where are you from? My name

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Speaker 1: is Jordan Crowe and I'm from Springfield, Ohio. Oh I

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Speaker 1: love that. Well, you just want a shirt just by

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Speaker 1: not saying hello. Good. But now that you've one, you're

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Speaker 1: not qualified to win again. You can go back to

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Speaker 1: saying hello, it's all good. What are you doing this weekend?

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Speaker 1: What's going to be the headline for you this weekend?

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Speaker 1: This weekend? I think I'm going to eat drink some

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Speaker 1: Margarita's Good Girl. All right, salt or no salt on

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Speaker 1: your rim? Salt? All right? All right, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to us. Hold on a second of shirt

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Speaker 1: is on the way? Yes, thank you? Cold so as

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Speaker 1: someone to send another suggestion for our our direction less show,

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Speaker 1: we should have the best dad joke competition. I like that.

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Speaker 1: That smells like ratings success. Alright, alright, uh, this is

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Speaker 1: the show that has no direction. If you want to

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Speaker 1: make a suggestion, to send us an idea at is

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Speaker 1: this where we take a break? All right? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Straighten eight everyone, all right, we'll be back right after this.

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Speaker 1: Se right up. Set it right out of this way

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Speaker 1: to the fabulous your day Friday. Don't be shy calls

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Speaker 1: most amazing site, the most amazing sounds in the universe.

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Speaker 1: Damn Friday in the Morning show. You're wondering what your

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Speaker 1: day Friday is all about. It's your day. You control

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Speaker 1: the show. We have zero control over what's typically a

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Speaker 1: very very well planned out operation. Seriously, I'm already seeing

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Speaker 1: some people at one hour in texting and they're having

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Speaker 1: a difficult time grasping this this concept. Well, it's a

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Speaker 1: changing routine, and routine is really important in the morning. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know, but come on, you gotta mix it up sometimes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but if we're doing something at a certain time and

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Speaker 1: that's like they're cute to like leave the house and

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Speaker 1: we're messing them up, all right, Well, we'll be back

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Speaker 1: on schedule Monday, I promise, I promise. All right, where's

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Speaker 1: chef latite? We don't know. The last time I saw

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Speaker 1: me was pooing in a bucket. Okay, he does have

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Speaker 1: that talent, all right, he has no time to stop cooking.

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Speaker 1: He's gotta go right there. If we could clean him

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Speaker 1: up and bring him in. We have to play button bucks.

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Speaker 1: Do we have contestants calling in? All right, we'll get some,

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Speaker 1: all right, if you want to win the money the

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Speaker 1: great teeth, I mean, chef Letty picks up with his

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Speaker 1: bare but I don't think you do anymore. One eight

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Speaker 1: hundred All right, that should be fun. Now, okay, we

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Speaker 1: need more ideas, though we still have three more hours

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Speaker 1: to go. Hello, We're gonna make good on one idea

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Speaker 1: that came in yesterday. Elvis. I think we requested in

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durant phone taps, so we have one of those

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Speaker 1: coming up. Scary, you know, my phone taps are not

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Speaker 1: that good. But I found an ace. I found an

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Speaker 1: old school ace for you. Like, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: old school? How old is it? At least from two

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Speaker 1: thousand and three? Hasn't been heard since two thousand three?

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Speaker 1: We did phone taps back then. Yeah. I also would

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Speaker 1: love to hear from our friend Mr Cardboard two, because

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Speaker 1: he's around. Oh, you know, you never know when he's

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Speaker 1: gonna roll in. Yeah, and we're playing match game, aren't

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Speaker 1: we playing match game? This show is way way different

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Speaker 1: than what we usually do. Like, oh, I hear the music.

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Speaker 1: It's a romantic evening in Paris. Please welcome to the

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Speaker 1: show and bon yet. I don't go far. I just

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Speaker 1: meet other women. I have less sex with their everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Here's coming to the other one. She got dressed very fast,

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Speaker 1: Chef La, you can stop making love to the women.

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Speaker 1: We have a we have a contest we need to

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Speaker 1: do for your day Friday. They make a love to me.

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Speaker 1: I just don't walk around and jo assess me right?

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Speaker 1: Do web callin? We need a translator. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: half of what he said. Do you understand everything he says?

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Speaker 1: My bank bang? My voice is of love? You know?

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Speaker 1: We all right? So who has money to throw on

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Speaker 1: the floor? Let's litterr? Shall we have? You're nice? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So twenties, some five some tens? We need various various denominations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we even have a two big, big day. I look

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Speaker 1: forward to picking up dogs with my how you say no,

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00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: picking up Frank's as in money, not Francis and dogs

627
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: with my assent. I love that you're not going to

628
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: pick up wieners with your dairy airs? What do we

629
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: call them. Why do you keep touching yourself? Okay, all right,

630
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: so the money's on the floor, right, we're ready to go. Yeah,

631
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: is t peeing the money on the floor. I want

632
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: to regal but love to all the sexy money. Welcome

633
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: to Bucks, starting, cheff Yes, ladies, gentlemen, Bettany set up

634
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: the scene. Let everyone know what's going on. Okay, So

635
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: we have a bunch of dollar two dollars and some

636
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: larger denominations in like little t P shapes on the floor. Great, sorry,

637
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: cheff Lete has just taking his pants off and the

638
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: need I want to alright, so over hold on, let

639
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: me get a contest on the Calm down, calm down,

640
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: We have a very very important contest to do. Hello, Michelle,

641
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: is that you alright? Michelle? Welcome to chef let t

642
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: butt Bucks. Yeah, come on, yes, you could see me

643
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: right now. Check on my little croissant for you. I

644
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: can't get back what I'm you know, Okay, chef let

645
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: you and Daniel stop fighting for just a moment. Time

646
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: to play a game with Michelle. Okay, stop playing with

647
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: yours alright now. So we have yeah, we have money

648
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: littered on the floor, and but we did form them

649
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: into a little t p so it'll be easier for

650
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 1: Chef Lett to pick him up with his bare butt. Okay,

651
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: all right, I'll have a time on. How much time

652
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: on the clock, scond alright, in thirty seconds, let's see

653
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: how much money he picks up for you, my with

654
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: my grooms getting in the way, hold on, hold on,

655
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: we must we must maintain control, all right, Michelle. Thirty

656
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: seconds on the clock and whatever he picks up with

657
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: this bear, but we're going to put it in in an

658
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: envelope and mail to you wonderful thanks to our friends

659
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: at stamps dot com. Alright, thirty seconds, thirty seconds on

660
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: the clock, Chef lat, you're ready to pick up the

661
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: money from a show? I stretched out my cragsonton and ready, Betthany.

662
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 1: I need for you to do a play by play

663
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: for us so we know what's going on. Take us

664
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: live to the action. Okay, thirty seconds on the clock

665
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: and go all right. So he is crab walking. He

666
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: is trying to find a bill he likes. He is

667
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 1: now he's perched over and he's perched over it. He's

668
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: grabbing and I think he's got one on. He's got

669
00:38:54,760 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: the two dollar I love the dollar quick, hy, Michelle,

670
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: A two dollar bill, Michelle, that's all. I'm sorry. It

671
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: is more than you had before. Alright, hold on, Michelle,

672
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Have a friend. I tell you

673
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: we're going to mail this two dollar bill too. You

674
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: make sure you clean it off before you use it. Okay,

675
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: hold on, Hey, cheff Lati, no offense, but you've kind

676
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: of be a little faster. You need to pick up

677
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: more currency. That is the problem. I look slow, you know,

678
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: I slide into that. Okay, Okay, we don't make all right,

679
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: let's go talk to us. I'll make it up to

680
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: you and Mr Dan I don't want you want to

681
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: talk to Tiffany. Hello, Tiffany, welcome to cheff lets Butt Bucks.

682
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that the show is a little crazy today,

683
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: but it's your day Friday. We're new on my trophy.

684
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: What as long as you've already stretched out your butt,

685
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: you can pick up more money for me. That's great.

686
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: That all she cares about. She's going for the bucks.

687
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: All right, tiffany where are you calling from? Richmond? Well,

688
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Thanks for listening to a song.

689
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: Cue all right, uh, teff Fanny, we got thirty seconds

690
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: on the clock. I just received a message from Nate saying,

691
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: let's wrap it up after this one. Okay, you know

692
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 1: what is wrong? Are you do not enjoy but Bucks

693
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: chef the last utive seconds putting dollar bills in twenties

694
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: uh an inch away from his But you don't want

695
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 1: to look at this man. You have a very nice

696
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: but okay for Tiffany. Do it for Tiffany. Cheffle t

697
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: with thirty seconds on the clock, I want you to focus. Okay.

698
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: We want to pick up as much money as possible.

699
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: We don't want to make wealthier beyond her wildest dream. Alright, alright,

700
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: with thirty seconds on the clock, chefflet to butt Bucks

701
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: and go right. He's quat Okay, he's squatting over a one.

702
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 1: He's got a crab walking backwards to try to place,

703
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: trying to get a good placement. I think you get

704
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: to move forward a little bit, buddy. Nope, nope, nothing.

705
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: I think he's got his eye on the twenty. He's

706
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: got his Yeah, it's another one. You're you're right there

707
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: picking up. Oh, do this. He's doing his funny, he's

708
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: doing the twenties. He's hanging on going. Oh, that's big

709
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: no one's ever won that much money on butt bucks. Congratulations, Tiffany,

710
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: you won twenty dollars from Cheff. Piffy, you tell me

711
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: I want to some impressive butt muscles. There is I

712
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: want to do something to you stretching it out beforehand.

713
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: It is. It is. By the way, cheff Let's Eiffel

714
00:41:55,040 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: Tower is larger than ever today. I spanking in your face. Okay,

715
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: let me put it on the table. Hold on, Tiffany, Tiffany,

716
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Have a fantastic weekend. Hold on, Tiffany.

717
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 1: Put her chiff He's holding it like an our again

718
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: for you. You gotta go. Thank you so much. Sif

719
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: too much of a good thing, you know what I'm saying. Okay,

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00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: by Chifflty what hands? Wow? That that was like fifteen

721
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: minutes long. It seemed like forever, didn't it. Yeah? All right,

722
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: let's get into the headlines with bettany or do we

723
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: do those today? If we're doing a different show, we

724
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that, should what's your call? I mean, I

725
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: can do just all kicker stories if you want. Let's

726
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: do that. Do the one story of the day. Okay,

727
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,439
Speaker 1: So the one story of the day here's a fun

728
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 1: story that a new camera developed by the security company

729
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: a DT is designed to catch your coworkers who steal

730
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: your food. That's great. It not only takes a picture

731
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: of the culprit, but it also emails it to you,

732
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: so you never again have to wonder who you can

733
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: trust and who you can't. That's from a d T Security. Well,

734
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: they put it in the refrigerator or what don't you

735
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: put it in the fridge? Is my guests, and then

736
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: you know, like or you maybe attach it to the

737
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: thing that you don't want someone to take and then

738
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: when it is moved. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Hey,

739
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: by the way, may I'm making an observation about the news.

740
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: I love today's news. I love I love I love this.

741
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: Usually it's it's like deep stories and things we do

742
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: need to be informed about. But we've got CNN for that. Okay, anyone,

743
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: we I mean, we can, Benn, what are you talking? Yeah,

744
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: we can. We can do just happy useless kicker stories

745
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 1: if you want. We could, but we won't. Starting Monday,

746
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: will be back to the regular routine. Okay, al right,

747
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: So what does this phone type about? Scary? Um, it's

748
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: actually somebody about online casino gambling and uh, you know,

749
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: you call as you I don't remember doing this, and

750
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: then I come in as well in the middle of it,

751
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: so we do a tag team to tag team phone

752
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: tap between you and I. Elvin, all right, it's a

753
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 1: lost tap. I haven't heard it, so this could be awful.

754
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: We're gonna play that coming up right after this. It's

755
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: the Greatest Day Friday, Elvis Durant in the morning show

756
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: tap Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant phone tap. All right,

757
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: it's your day Friday where we're just I don't know,

758
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: letting it happen. It's an organically produced show, meaning we

759
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: have no plan and so far, so good. I'm having fun,

760
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: you guys good. Yeah, definitely convince yourself you're having fun.

761
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: People are requesting things for us to do on the

762
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: text messages. Someone wants to play gay bar or steakhouse.

763
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: We can do that, all right. We could have a

764
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: visit from Mr Cardboard to moment momentarily all right, But

765
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: now we're gonna get into a phone tap. And you're saying, well,

766
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: you do that every day, Well, this one is different

767
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: because I'm doing the phone tap. Never do phone taps.

768
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm awful at it. I don't even know why we're

769
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: doing this. You think you're awful at it, but we

770
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: are really good. We love you. Stop it. This phone

771
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: tap was done or attempted rather back in two thousand three.

772
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: That's how old this is. That's how long it's been

773
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: since I've done a phone tap. So I'm gonna let

774
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: you play it. But after it's done, we have to

775
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: delete it from the computer. Okay, okay, this is the

776
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: last time you'll ever hear this, all right, I still

777
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: have the email. An email came to us back in

778
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 1: two thousand three from Michael who wants us to phone

779
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: tap his mother Linda. His mom, Linda is a big

780
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: online gambler and she recently want a lot of money

781
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: in a tournament online. All right, okay, so Michael thought

782
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: he'd be really funny if we gave her a call

783
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: told her there's been a mistake. I'm going to start

784
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: the call as the representative from the online gambling site,

785
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: and then scary comes in later to stir the pot.

786
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: Here we go, the long lost phone tap. Here we go, Linda,

787
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: Linda bob Roulette with Incorporated Bahamas. We wanted to reach

788
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: out and talk to you about a couple of things.

789
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, two thousand dollars of the winnings

790
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: that have gone to you occurred because of a computer glitch.

791
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And it shouldn't have gone there.

792
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: It's not possible. Well, it's very possible. The computer doesn't lie. Miss,

793
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's not possible. How is it not

794
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: possible because I won money? What are you talking about?

795
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: I know, but two thousand dollars of money you won?

796
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: You didn't win. It was a computer glitch. No, that's

797
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: not true. As you know, the computers are programmed to

798
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: pay out every so often, and it paid out on

799
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: your account when it shouldn't have paid. You did not win,

800
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: even though it appeared you want. That's impossible. If you

801
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: can just mail us a check or money order, that

802
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: would be fine. I'm not mailing anything. I'm not paying anything.

803
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: That's what you're paid and that's what you paid me.

804
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: If we don't get the money back, there's going to

805
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: be trouble. You're threatening me, Well, don't raise your voice

806
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: at me. I'm trying to work this out before we

807
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: have Oh no, I didn't. If you told me there's

808
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: going to be a problem. Let's not get betchy here, miss.

809
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: You know, I'm just trying to help all Now, Oh God,

810
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,399
Speaker 1: what do you think we should do? Mike? I don't

811
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: know what you think I should call? Yeah? Yeah, let

812
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,959
Speaker 1: her talk to you and just get her to start

813
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: telling the whole story and then I can bust in

814
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: at the end. Hello. Yeah, I'm having a big problem here.

815
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: What's going on? You know? Telling me that I owe

816
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: them two thousand dollars because they overpaid my account for

817
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: what for the time that I won the tournament. They're

818
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: saying that that was a computer whatever you call it,

819
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: and that they have to get this money back. I

820
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: told you those can those things cheap? Well nothing. The

821
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: most they can do is suck up my accounts. Phone

822
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: upon him because he threatened me. Mike, are you still there?

823
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: I had you on hold there for a while. Are

824
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: you still on the phone, Barbara Lette again, We'll try

825
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 1: to call your mom and she she got all crazy

826
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 1: and slammed the phone in my face. She's got a problem, Mike.

827
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: We gotta get that money from her. She was just

828
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: explaining the story to you. Called her, well, your mom's

829
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: she's a compulsive gambler. She's got on the phone right now. Yeah,

830
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: I hear everything you say in Mike. Well, hello, Mr Mike, No, no, no,

831
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: hold on, let's work. Hang the phone up on him,

832
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: and well let's work. Okay, you okay, Look, there is

833
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: something you can do. If you promise to get counseling

834
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: about your gambling problems, then we can we can eliminate

835
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: the debt and write it off with the Internal Revenue Service.

836
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: Guy kidding me a while, Yeah, I'm not doing I've

837
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: got a counselor of from New York City who would

838
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: be more than happy to make a house called. I'm

839
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: gonna tell him to go his mother. How's that? You

840
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: still want to put him on the phone. Put them on.

841
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: I want to tell them, put them on. Please hold

842
00:48:54,719 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Oh. Yes, this is Dr Michael. How

843
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: are you doing today, miss mother? Get off the phone.

844
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: Doesn't I understand you have a gambling addiction? Want to

845
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: talk to scumbad now? The first step in the process

846
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: is to first come face to face with the addiction.

847
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 1: Do you have a gambling problem? Give me the phone

848
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: number where you are. Excuse you, miss, This is Dr

849
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: Michael Upenheimer. I don't give a who you are. I

850
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to talk about this in a

851
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: very calm manner. Go hang up, Michael. Just told him

852
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: to take the money, Michael, this thing, there's no such thing. Well,

853
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: I told him to take it. You told him to

854
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: take what? Take to two or whatever? The hell the

855
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: s Michael, there's no such thing. I am online with

856
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: these people. There is no such commission. Maybe somebody's trying

857
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 1: to get into my account. I gotta stop it right Hello,

858
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: I will contact somebody to find out a lawyer. Hand

859
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: up the phone on him, Michael, Hold on the phone, Michael,

860
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: hang up the phone on this jerk off. There's one

861
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: thing this jerk off has to tell you. This is

862
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant. You gotta be kidding, man. You've been phone tapped? Really?

863
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Oh? God, she was. Yeah.

864
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: See that's why I don't do phone taps. That wasn't

865
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: very good. I'm not I'm not polished like you guys.

866
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: That was so good. And by the way, just a

867
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 1: little side note, that was Dr Michael Oppenheimer turned in

868
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: to be Michael Oppenheimer, the irritating phone solicitor. Yeah, started

869
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: doing that at a regular basis. All right, and there

870
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: you go. Okay, throw it away. We're never going to

871
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: play it again. Okay, do you agree? Yeah? All right,

872
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 1: all right, we have more coming up with Your Day

873
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: Friday right after this. All Table was prerecorded with permission

874
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: granted by all participates Elvis Durand Phone tab on Elvis

875
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 1: Durand in the Morning show. Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome

876
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: to the fabulous Your Day Friday. Call us now, don't

877
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: be shy. Tell us when you want to hear at

878
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: one eight hundred to two zero one in the Morning Show. Yeah,

879
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: you're in control, isn't it weird? You've always wanted to

880
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: control our show and now you can. You're stumped. It's overwhelming.

881
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: There's too many choices. Um, we'll go back to our

882
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: favorite contest of the day, that don't say hello contest.

883
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: All right, if you're texting in right now, we see

884
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: your phone number, we're gonna call you live on the air.

885
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: Don't use profanity please. Now when you pick up the phone,

886
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: don't say hello. If you do, you don't win. You

887
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: say this, that's right. Don't say the old school man

888
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: say e TOOKI tooky? Should we call out? Should we

889
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: give away a shirt. Yeah, let me find it all right?

890
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: All right, we're calling out now. Don't say hello? You

891
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,959
Speaker 1: know the rules? Great to tell him the rules, Greg,

892
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: he walked out. Okay, well I guess he will not

893
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: give us the rule, Danielle, give us the rules. The

894
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: rules are. When we call you, do not say hello.

895
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: You have to say exactly. Here we go the dumbest contest.

896
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: What are we doing? We're ready to call him? I

897
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: thought we were calling them already. Now we're calling them.

898
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: We're calling them now. When are we calling them, Bethany,

899
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 1: we're calling them now? Froggy, what are the rules again?

900
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: Don't say hello? When we call you and you answer,

901
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: you say be quiet. They're gonna hear it. Ky dookey,

902
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: that's pretty close. You just want a shirt? Man? Who

903
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: is this Connecticut? Because you're driving right now on the

904
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: highway or you what what mile per hour mark? Are

905
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: you hitting on your spitometer? I'm actually I'm out assaulting

906
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: the roads up in northwest Connecticut. Oh my god. So

907
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: they have ice on the roads in Connecticut. Well it's

908
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 1: starting to come down a little bit, but not too

909
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 1: bad yet. I love that. Now on weekends, do you

910
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: get bored in salt the rim of your glass for

911
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: your margarita's. Are you like a salty kind of guy?

912
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: But they don't make me do that too often. Well,

913
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're listening. I'm glad you said, uh, e

914
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: toki toky. We're gonna send you a shirt, and thank

915
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: you so much for keeping the road for everyone. Know

916
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 1: you're the best hold on the second hold on, don't leave,

917
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: Let's do another way. Okay, okay, this is more fun

918
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: than I've ever had in my entire life. I think

919
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: that's true. It's true, It's very true. Is the highlight

920
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: of your radio career? A it really is? This is

921
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: you know what. We're gonna take the sound and put

922
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: it in the Museum of Broadcast History. So when you

923
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: visit asked listen for this segment, right, don't say hello,

924
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: say e toki toki. Here we go. Hello. Hey, it's

925
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran. How are you are you? We're great. Are

926
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: you listening to the show. We got your text? Yes

927
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 1: i am. I'm on my way to work right now.

928
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: You know we're doing that contest where you're supposed to

929
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: say e toki toky. Oh darn watch the language. Well,

930
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: look well, thank you. Just just say e toki toki e. Alright,

931
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: send her something. It's a good shirt for you. Yes, yeah,

932
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 1: you're going to send her a shirt anyway. Even losers

933
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: are winners on our show. We love that. Hey, listen,

934
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. We appreciate it. Hold on a second. Okay,

935
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: thank you? Are you? Hold on? You can't have a

936
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: winner every time? What are you doing? You're calling another one?

937
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: One more? Oh no, no, this is getting boring. End

938
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: on a down. No, we need a knock. All right,

939
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: So what are the rules, Froggy? Remind them when we

940
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: call you do not say hello? Answer all right? What's

941
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: your name? Buddy's this? This is Elvis durand you listen

942
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: to us. I'm what's your favorite part of the show, Elvis?

943
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: When Elvis Durando's poetap you just want to type fit

944
00:55:51,280 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: and good looking Elvis. Well, I gotta go by. I

945
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: don't think that's legal for me to win. Asked me

946
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: which superstar I had dinner with last night? Which superstar

947
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: did you have dinner with last night? Guess there's so many.

948
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: It could be anybody. Shirley McClain. You actually you sat

949
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: with her at the table and everything. No, she was

950
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: at the table behind us. Okay, a matter of fact,

951
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: Alex took a picture. He did the thing where he

952
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: took a picture of me with her in the background

953
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: and then he posted it. I think, yeah, Sheorty mcclin.

954
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: I felt sorry for her because the entire restaurant was

955
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: staring at her when she was trying to eat her

956
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: dinner and drink her wine. She seemed to be in

957
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: a good mood. But I kept saying, Alex stopped staring

958
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: at her. Can't you imagine what it's like being a

959
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: celebrity and everyone's yelling and was staring at you while

960
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: you're eating. It's so weird. Did she does she look

961
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: like she was kind of in her own world? Or

962
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: was she definitely aware people were aware. I don't know.

963
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't think she noticed. She probably doesn't notice anymore.

964
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: I mean I wanted to run up and say I

965
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: loved you? And Bernie? Did you ever see that movie? Bernie? Oh,

966
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: it's the best movie ever with Jack Black? Weekended Bernie's

967
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: I love that movie? Did you see I Love? Did

968
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: you see Steel Magnolia's Fantastic film? Anyway? What was that

969
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: picture I saw the other day of justin Bieber that

970
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: looks so uncomfortable. It's so it's just really frustrating, and

971
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: it makes you realize how crazy his life is. It's

972
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: that picture where he's eating outside with some friends, and

973
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: to the left of the picture is like a security

974
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: guard or a cop holding back, just like dozens and

975
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: dozens of people who are just standing there watching him

976
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: eat within inches of him. I can't imagine. It's so

977
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: if you see a celebrity, let them eat, let them

978
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: do their things. I don't know how scary does it

979
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: all the time with all these people, all these wanting areas.

980
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: How do you do it? Well? Wait, what if people

981
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: think you're a celebrity and you're not. Like what happened

982
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: to Bethany on the street to New York City yesterday?

983
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: Tell them what happened. I don't see why this happened,

984
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: but it did. It happened twice, which is the weird thing.

985
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: So I was walking down the street near Times Square

986
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon and this guy walks up to me and

987
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: he looks at me, and I look at him, and

988
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: he goes, you're Kate McKinnon from S and L aren't you?

989
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: I love you so much? I love your show so much.

990
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: And then he just started talking and I didn't have

991
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 1: a chance to say anything, like to to tell him

992
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm not Kate McKinnon. And he was like, I love

993
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: You're justin Bieber impersonation. You're so funny. I've been trying

994
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: to get tickets, but I really can and I want

995
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: to become an actor so badly, and I really don't

996
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: know how to break into the industry, but I just

997
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: want you to know that I love you so much.

998
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,439
Speaker 1: Can I have an autograph? I did, because at that

999
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: point it was so far in. I couldn't break his

1000
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 1: heart by saying I did. I just wroted Kate McKinnon,

1001
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 1: and so at some point because I did, he was

1002
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: so excited. I just I couldn't at that point, Yeah,

1003
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't spell McKinnon. But you didn't have one second

1004
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: to say, by the way, I appreciate it, I'm not

1005
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: Kate McKinnon. No, because he was monologueing, and then you

1006
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: could tell he was like so excited that I just

1007
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 1: it was too far. And then first bubble, by the way, yeah,

1008
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. If you're the guy

1009
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: who got an autograph from Kate mckennan yesterday, would you

1010
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: call us? You want to talk to you? I felt

1011
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: so bad if you've been mistaken for a celebrity before.

1012
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: Back in the day Debbie Gibson and I was walking

1013
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: down the street and I had the big black hat

1014
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: on like she used to wear, and I had people

1015
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: follow me into a store thinking that I was Defie giftson.

1016
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, sorry, I'm not gifts and thanks for

1017
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: thinking that, because that's's the text message. This lady says

1018
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: she was at Walmart and some other lady freaked out

1019
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: thinking she was send a bullock. I'll just go talk

1020
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: to Nick one then we'll move forward into the Danielle Report. Hello, Nick,

1021
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm great? How are you doing well?

1022
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: What can we do for you on your day Friday?

1023
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: You choose what we do on the show. Well, first

1024
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: of all, your day Friday's way better than my day Friday.

1025
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: Not going to like that. I'm glad you said it,

1026
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: but okay, so what do you want us to do?

1027
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: It's Mr Cardboard Too man was going to great presence

1028
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: Cardboard to. We heard rumor he's in the neighborhood. If

1029
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: Mr Cardboard Too is hearing us, if you would come

1030
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: visit the studio, we'd appreciate it. That'd be absolutely wonderful.

1031
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for listening, Nick, have a great weekend. Okay,

1032
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: thank you too. All right, So do you guys want

1033
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: to hear from Mr Cardboard. I think he's in the

1034
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: back having sex with chef Latiuh God, get Cassandra on

1035
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: the phone on line twenty two and then we'll get

1036
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Speaker 1: into the unbelievable Danielle report. How are you doing, Cassandra? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing well? So? Why were you at

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Speaker 1: the Walmart? I was my my business buying catful before

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01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: we lost her family pictures? Okay, so it was family

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01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: picture day. You needed cat food? I get it. So

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01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: you're at Walmart and some lady walks up and she's

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01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: freaking out because you're Sandra Bullock. Yeah, and I turned

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01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: and she goes. I said no, so sorry, but Cassandra,

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Speaker 1: why didn't you just sign it? Why didn't you just

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Speaker 1: sign it? Love? You mean it? That's not me? Okay.

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01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: So Bethany is a liar? Oh never, because I loved her?

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Speaker 1: All right, Cassandra, I mean Sandra Bullock. Thanks for listening

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Speaker 1: to us. Good weekend, Okay, all right, don't forget next

1049
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: time you're going to your family picture day by cat

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01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: food ahead of time? All right, into we gotta get

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01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: into Daniel report. Yescary body texted in and said, I

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01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: was at a gay bar once and a man walked

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01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: up to me and asked if I was Elvis Durant.

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01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: I told him no, I'm his attractive brother. Oh what

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Speaker 1: an Idiot's it? An idiot? He's doing listeners? Idiots slam

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01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: against you, Elvis Daniel into the report? What do you

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01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: have going on? All right? So that girl will be

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Speaker 1: your next DC hero with a movie and Avengers director

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01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: Josh Weeden he is set to direct it, So get

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01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: ready for that. Did you guys know that Harrison Form

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01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: filled the film the cameo for et and it ended

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01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: up on the cutting room floor. He never made it

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01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: into the movie. Yeah, he was just talking about it recently.

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01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: He was telling Entertainment Weekly about it. That's crazy, right,

1065
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 1: so crazy. Beyonce is the top pick to play Simba's

1066
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend Nala in the new Lion King. Now we all

1067
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: know she is pregnant with twins, but it will be

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01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: just her voice that they need, so everything will be

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01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: okay with that she'll be able to do it. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see there's a new trailer for Game of Thrones

1071
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: because you know it's coming back July six, So if

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01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: you want to see that, we'll put it up for

1073
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: you at Elvis Duran dot com. And uh, they figured

1074
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: out how much money and damages they have done to

1075
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 1: vehicles and buildings in the first seven Fast and Furious movies.

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01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: It totals five d and fourteen million dollars in real

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01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: money of destruction. Destruction so crazy. Let's see your weekend movies.

1078
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: Ghost in the Shell with Scarlet your Hands, and you've

1079
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: got The Boss Baby with Al Baldwin. I already seen.

1080
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: It's a great movie. You're gonna love it. The Zookeeper's

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01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 1: Wife is out as well. Of course, there's a lot

1082
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: of cool things on Netflix that are starting this weekend.

1083
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: Thirteen Reasons Why, the Discovery, Uh, you have Meryl Streep

1084
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: narrating five came back, that's this weekend. The n c

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01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: w A National Semifinals is going down this weekend as well.

1086
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: And WrestleMania thirty three. And I cannot believe The Walking Dead.

1087
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 1: It is the seventh season finale of The Walking Dead

1088
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: already and next hour, we're going to talk about a

1089
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: new boy band reality show on the way because we

1090
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: need another one. Yeah, we could use one more. Let's

1091
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: go talk to Nikki on line twenty three. Uh. So

1092
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: you're out and about doing your own thing. Where were you, Nikki?

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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: I was at TOW with some friends, maybe like three

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01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: years ago or so. Trendy trendy, so you expect to

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01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: see a celebrity there, possibly, right, So you're hanging up

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01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: with your girlfriends at TOW and what happened? Um? I

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01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: was all dressed up, and I used to have long,

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01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,919
Speaker 1: long red hair like a DELI used to have the long,

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01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: long red hair. Um. And people can tell me every day,

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01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, you really look like Adele blah blah blah.

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01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: And sometimes I will talk in an English accent just

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01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: to have fun because I'm weird that way. So I

1103
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: was being British this night and my friend said, oh

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01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: my gosh, these teenage girls appeared. They're googling pictures of

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Speaker 1: Adele and they keep looking back at you. I was like,

1106
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, bless their hearts. That's so funny. But

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01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: they had on this one picture I guess and decided

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01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: that I was Adele and they came to me and

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01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 1: they were just squealing like, oh my god, I can't

1110
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: believe you're here, blah blah. Did you did you play

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01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: the part of Adele? Did you continue to be Adele?

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Speaker 1: You did? Did? Yes? I felt so bad for them

1113
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: because they were so excited. I didn't want to burst

1114
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: their bubble. All right, Well, so then if that's so,

1115
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: that's what you were going through, Bethany, you don't want

1116
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: to burst this guy's bubble. Who thought you were of

1117
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: Kate McKinnon. So I get it. You want them to

1118
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 1: be happy. You don't want to let them down and

1119
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Speaker 1: disappoint them. Yeah, so they left, So they left with pictures.

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Speaker 1: They left with picture as of you as Adele didn't

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Speaker 1: my picture. They were just googling pictures of her and

1122
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: gave him autograph. Hilarious the photo. Well, thanks for listening,

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Speaker 1: NICKI have a great weekend. I totally get it. Though

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01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: they're so happy, you don't want to disappoint them. And

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01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: I was also like, I made sure to be unbelievably

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01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: nice to these the two people, because I didn't want

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01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: them to think that Kate McKinnon was mean, and I

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01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't want Kate McKinnon to get a bad rap and

1129
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: for not even like it's not being her fault line twenties.

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Speaker 1: He still on the phone. I don't know if this

1131
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: is good or not. Tyler, are you there? Yes? I

1132
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: am Tyler. Um so minding your own business in public,

1133
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: people mistake you've as being who Ron Jeremy. Yeah. Actually,

1134
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 1: actually it wasn't in public. It was me and my wife.

1135
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 1: We were at a gay bar, and uh, I just happened.

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01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: I was wearing a chest at the time. I was

1137
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: just we were going out, you know, as you hold,

1138
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: you and your wife were at a gay bar and

1139
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: you were wearing ash list chaps, all right, okay, okay,

1140
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 1: go from there. And it just so happened. I was

1141
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: I was ordering a drink at the bar and I

1142
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 1: just hear out of the corner of my hair. I'm like,

1143
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's wrong, Jeremy. There's wrong, Jeremy. And

1144
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 1: it's turned around and this guy's screaming at me, and

1145
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm just like, no, no, sorry, man. Why nobody recognized

1146
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: you from the rear? Which I think it's kind of fun. Yeah, exactly.

1147
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: That's how I was very confused. But apparently that was

1148
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: a bonus. You know, did you tell him you were

1149
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: not Ron Jeremy or did you play it out so

1150
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: you wouldn't break his heart? No? Unfortunately I let him

1151
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: down easy. So it was okay, all right, Well, thanks

1152
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: for listening. I think I'd like to know how the

1153
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: rest of the evening went. Yeah, what happened after that?

1154
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: Did you have a good night? Oh? It was great.

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01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: It was a great night and ended up being very

1156
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: very good. Yes, okay, well I think you received the

1157
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: award for Hall of the Day. By the way, we're

1158
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: gonna send you something. Hold on, Mr Jeremy, hold on

1159
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: one second. There you go. So was that a gay

1160
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: bar with a wife? And I was wearing the bashless

1161
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: chaps hear? The strange thing was, all right, are we

1162
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 1: taking a break? We gotta take a break. It's your day, Friday.

1163
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,840
Speaker 1: What do you want us to do next? God knows

1164
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,560
Speaker 1: where this show is going. Just keep listening. We'll be

1165
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: back right after this. I've been sleeping with my hand

1166
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:36,720
Speaker 1: down my pants a lot in the morning. I did it.

1167
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,919
Speaker 1: I used upside dot com and it's definitely the real

1168
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: deal for saving money and getting a big gift card

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01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: for every business trip you buy. Use the code Elvis,

1170
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: and you're guaranteed at least a two dollar Amazon gift

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01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:52,959
Speaker 1: card for your first time upside dot Com middle purchase

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Speaker 1: blind for detail Friday Friday. Friday Friday. Out to party,

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01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean, let's get hid. Let's party. Alright, Love, he's

1174
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: possibly the most famous boardcaster ever in the morning show. Alright, alright,

1175
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: it's your Day Friday. We ripped off the title from

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01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:23,120
Speaker 1: My Day Friday, the podcast made famous by Carla, Marie

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01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: and Anthony. But they don't work here anymore. So screw him,

1178
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, who's with me? Screwing him?

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01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: Who wants to screw them? I don't. I don't get

1180
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: in line. Everyone in a good mood. Yeah, Well, let's

1181
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: go around the room. We'll start with you. Who is

1182
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: you scary? Yeah? Yeah, scary? What's going on today? You know,

1183
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: you don't realize how unimportant and trivial some things are

1184
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: in life until you have to go without them. And

1185
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: today I left my wallet at home and I did

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01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 1: not go back for it. And here I am now,

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01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,679
Speaker 1: four or five hours into my day, and I'm realizing,

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01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 1: aside from having to get into the radio station because

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01:08:57,479 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: I need my key, card, which I called somebody and

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01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: they let me in. I don't really need to. I

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01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: didn't need I don't know. I'm going to drive home.

1192
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: Would iout your license? Well? I can do that physically.

1193
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:12,719
Speaker 1: But by the way, Scary drives a blue don't officers

1194
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,040
Speaker 1: from the first three Saint Heer in Tribeca, New York City.

1195
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: If you see Scary driving, he doesn't have a license.

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01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 1: All right? But daniel Yeah, how are you, Danielle? I

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01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,640
Speaker 1: am good. I want to say happy birthday to my

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Speaker 1: little man today. He's eight years old. Pressent is eight

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Speaker 1: years old, and I was posted on Instagram a picture

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01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 1: of him. People say that when you have children, your

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01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: heart grows, and it is so true. He has brought

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01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: so much love and laughter into my house. Um, and

1203
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would do without my children.

1204
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 1: So happy birthday to my little man. I cannot wait

1205
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: to celebrate with you this weekend. Haven't birthday? Press Danielle.

1206
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: You're saying very sweet things about your kids, but we

1207
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 1: must turn it back at you. I was having a

1208
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Speaker 1: conversation with someone the other day and we both voted you, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: the woman we'd most want to have as our mother.

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01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: I bet You're the best mother ever. Thank you. I try.

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01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 1: Not the best mother ever, but I try. Thank you.

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01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: And now to the worst mother ever, Bethany. Bethany, have

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01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 1: you have you rethought this having children thing? Oh? I

1214
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: rethink it every day and I always come to the

1215
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,680
Speaker 1: same conclusion every time I'm taking a nap in the

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01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: middle of the day, I'm like, Yep, no kids, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind today. I just have to say

1218
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 1: we say this a lot, but it's so true. We

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01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 1: have some of the most incredible listeners. I got a

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01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,720
Speaker 1: letter yesterday from a guy named Ronnie who listens to

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Speaker 1: us every single day, and he wrote down everyone's name

1222
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: on the show, and there's a lot of us, and

1223
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 1: he said that he has you listened to us from

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01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 1: the beginning and when he was deployed, we made him

1225
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,640
Speaker 1: feel like he was back at home, and just the

1226
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 1: lovely things that he said. And I just want to

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01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 1: say thank you, Ronnie, and thank you to everybody who

1228
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 1: listens to the show, because you really are just the

1229
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 1: most incredible people, and you we get to do this

1230
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,680
Speaker 1: for a living because you listen. So thank you. Thank

1231
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: you Ronnie for taking the time to write a letter

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01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: and Thank you everybody for listening and any thank you

1233
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 1: for serving our country. Thank you so much. Hey listen,

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Speaker 1: since we're in the love mood, and believe me, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna bring back the fund in a minute for the

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Speaker 1: Friday fund on your day Friday, where you control the show, text,

1237
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 1: your ideas for the show and where we should go at. Uh,

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01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:18,960
Speaker 1: just a quick thought and uh some great great warm

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01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: love towards San Antonio, Texas today. The story out of

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01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:27,640
Speaker 1: out of San Antonio, right the bus accident, let me

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Speaker 1: look at it. Yeah, absolutely, there was a church bus

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01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: accident down in Santa in San Antonio, Texas. And uh,

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01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:38,160
Speaker 1: the story is just it was earlier this week, just

1244
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 1: so sad. And as we end this week, uh, and

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01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,600
Speaker 1: we get into the weekend to go out and have

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01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: fun with our family and our friends. Uh, please stop

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01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,840
Speaker 1: down and just be grateful for the life you have

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01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: and for this wonderful world that God in the universe

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01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: has given you and us. It's so important to stop

1250
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 1: the fund, stop the craziness. Every once in a while,

1251
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: look around you be aware of how great your life is.

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01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 1: And to think about what those families and all those

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01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,080
Speaker 1: people in that church went through down in San Antonio.

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01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:10,360
Speaker 1: It's such a heartbreaking story. So do you have it

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01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,519
Speaker 1: pulled up? Yeah? Yeah, this is the story from Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like you said earlier this week, it was when the

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Speaker 1: bus carrying elderly church members was hit by a pickup

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Speaker 1: truck UM that was driven by a twenty year old man,

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Speaker 1: and thirteen people total were killed. Um. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean they have the whole church community that's mourning.

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Speaker 1: They have their families of course, that are mourning in

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Speaker 1: the whole community. And it's one of those just the

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Speaker 1: truck was coming from the opposite direction and crashed right

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Speaker 1: into them. And it mean, it's your worst nightmare as

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01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 1: a family member, it's your worst nightmare. And of course,

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01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are many sad stories going on across

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Speaker 1: the country, around the world every day, and they are happening.

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01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: There's something awful happening right now as we sit here

1269
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,720
Speaker 1: and enjoy this incredible life, this gift of life that

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01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: we we've been given, be thankful for it every second

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01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: of the day. Really truly. Now to put a smile

1272
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 1: in your face, think about how great your life is.

1273
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 1: Think about your friends and your family right now, who's

1274
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 1: that one person you're thinking about it's making you smile.

1275
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: Think about it. You're you're smiling now, aren't you looking

1276
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 1: at that? My friend Drew Scott is here. How much

1277
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: do you guys love Drew? He said he didn't want

1278
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 1: to go on the radio. He doesn't have to go

1279
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: on the radio if he doesn't want to go. But

1280
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: when I think of you, Drew, I get the biggest

1281
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:22,080
Speaker 1: smile on my face. It's like a clown artist came

1282
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 1: out and Drew one on my face, but less creepy,

1283
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: more creepy. But anyway, so you know, you guys have

1284
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: all met Drew, Drew and Jane when we were out

1285
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,840
Speaker 1: here in Santa Fe for our our meetings and stuff,

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01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: you know, and Drew is one of the one of

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01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 1: the many people I'm so thankful for in my life.

1288
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,760
Speaker 1: So you know, today when you have a second to

1289
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 1: make that phone call, just say hey, I didn't want

1290
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: to text you. I wanted to hear your voice and

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01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: I wanted you to hear my voice. Tell you how

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01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 1: much I love you. Do that today. It's so important

1293
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,680
Speaker 1: to do it. It's gonna make their day more than

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01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 1: you could ever imagine. All Right, did I did? I

1295
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:58,080
Speaker 1: poop poo? And everyone's fruity peppers? Am I being Mr Downer?

1296
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 1: Mr Mr think to have lee? We'll do that. I

1297
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: think it's so important. Um, you know, and we were

1298
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,240
Speaker 1: gonna play match game here. We're gonna move that down

1299
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,439
Speaker 1: because I just don't think this break makes sense to

1300
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: do that. So what else you want to talk about?

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01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,679
Speaker 1: Should we take just random phone calls and ask people

1302
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 1: what they want us to do with our show? Yeah?

1303
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 1: I like that. Are anyone calling in? Ye? Just pick

1304
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: up a phone at random. You never know what they're

1305
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:23,599
Speaker 1: gonna say. It could be filthy and foul. Hello an

1306
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: already hung up? Okay, perfect, Let's let's find another victor

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01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: any second? Hello? Oh no, one's calling. The lines for

1308
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 1: for the first time all morning are blank. There's like

1309
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: we got a call? Hello? Hey, how are you doing?

1310
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:44,200
Speaker 1: Is the caller there? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah? What's what's

1311
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:48,440
Speaker 1: your name? Paul? I was just calling because you guys

1312
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 1: start calls. I didn't tell love them, and honestly, before

1313
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 1: I turned the radiolong, that's what I was doing. Oh really,

1314
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 1: who are you calling to? Uh? Tell them you you

1315
01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 1: love him? My girls? Oh man, well look you you

1316
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,200
Speaker 1: tell her we love her too? And I hope you

1317
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:08,599
Speaker 1: have a fantastic weekend. Man, thanks so much for listening

1318
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,639
Speaker 1: to us. Thank you all right, have a good one.

1319
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 1: There you go. Oh he sounds like a sweetheart. I

1320
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,599
Speaker 1: know he is. And do you have so many people

1321
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 1: in your life? That is just they're so powerful and

1322
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't stop and think about how much they

1323
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: really truly mean, do you. I think that's so cool.

1324
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: You're so blessed. We're also blessed. You know what, if

1325
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 1: you feel blessed, I want you to take a dollar

1326
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 1: bill and mail it to me. Yes, I'm starting. No no, no,

1327
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 1: no church, nothing religious, nothing spiritual. Just send me a

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01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 1: dollar bill. Do we have an address? Thirty two Avenue

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01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 1: of the America's Elvis Duran, thirty two Avenue of the

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01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 1: America's New York One oh oh one? How many? Yeah?

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01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:52,800
Speaker 1: One o one three? One dollar is all it takes

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01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 1: just to say how much? Yeah? With ten million people,

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01:15:57,280 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 1: if everyone gave a buck, that's ten million dollars. I

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01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 1: don't know, but I'm gonna spend it on me. I'm

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01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: so excited about this. Yeah. No, of course I wouldn't

1336
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:10,599
Speaker 1: do that. I would donate it. Donate to the Elvis

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01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:15,679
Speaker 1: Fund for Blue Jeans. The Elvis Duran United Sandwich Fund.

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01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: That's a lot of sandwiches. All right, let's get into

1339
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 1: the headlines. Bethany has a big old plate of headlines

1340
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: to do, and after that we're gonna play match game. Okay,

1341
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,280
Speaker 1: into it. What do you have going on? Do you

1342
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:26,600
Speaker 1: want me to do stories or do you want me

1343
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 1: to just do happy story? I want you to do

1344
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,040
Speaker 1: what you want to do. How about a happy story?

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01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:35,000
Speaker 1: Happy story? Okay, let's talk about dating. According to you,

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01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,720
Speaker 1: happy for everyone, well, a couple to According to a

1347
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,599
Speaker 1: new study, the best time people have in the bedroom

1348
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:43,799
Speaker 1: with their significant other is after they've been together between

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01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:48,960
Speaker 1: six and twelve months. Researchers are calling this the sweet spot.

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01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,439
Speaker 1: After getting past the first year, the study found that

1351
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: satisfaction drops and it's all downhill from there. And that's

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01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 1: happy news. That's kind of sad. The first parts great.

1353
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,200
Speaker 1: So if you're like in a new relationship, you know

1354
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: you have a couple of months to look forward to.

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01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't find that to be a happy story. You

1356
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,479
Speaker 1: want to find another. Find find another happy story and

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01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:16,160
Speaker 1: now happy news. Here's Bethany. Right, Hold on a second.

1358
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 1: You're pressuring me find happy story, Google happy story story,

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01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:29,920
Speaker 1: googling happy, googling hug Tuesday Tuesday. You know what's kind

1360
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:31,600
Speaker 1: of said. It shouldn't be this difficult to find a

1361
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:37,240
Speaker 1: happy story. Okay, oh my gosh, great news you guys.

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01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:42,320
Speaker 1: April four is Hugging news Person Day and they did

1363
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,240
Speaker 1: a research study and they found that the most huggable

1364
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:50,400
Speaker 1: news anchor is Anderson Cooper Kim when he was here,

1365
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: I don't remember. He's pretty huble, I guess. But if

1366
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 1: you aren't able to actually hug your newsperson in person,

1367
01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 1: you can use hashtag hug a news person day to

1368
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: post on social media. Excellent, which is maybe safer because

1369
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 1: you never know what newspeople are wearing under that table.

1370
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,639
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're not wearing pants at all. Do you wonder

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01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: if they have pants on underneath their news desk. I

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01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,240
Speaker 1: think David Mura is wearing jogging pants. He looks like

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01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 1: a runner. If you see David Mure today, run up

1374
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: to him and give him a hug. He's gonna love it.

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01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:24,240
Speaker 1: Any more calls coming in, Let's go take another call. Hello,

1376
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:31,759
Speaker 1: Hello caller, Hello, who is who is this? Jessica? Jessica,

1377
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,040
Speaker 1: It's Elvis. Danielle Bethany Froggy, scary all of us? How

1378
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 1: are you hi? Guys? I was actually on the match game.

1379
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,680
Speaker 1: Let's play match game here. It's time to match the stars.

1380
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,679
Speaker 1: Unfortunately the stars couldn't show up today, so we're gonna

1381
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 1: play with us. You know how to play this, right,

1382
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:58,200
Speaker 1: I do? Alright? So playing today? You think playing today?

1383
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: We have a scary Bethany Danielle? Who else is playing Froggy?

1384
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 1: Is that it? Anyone else? Want to play? Okay? Okay,

1385
01:19:07,479 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: we'll keep it at that. Four people to match with. Okay,

1386
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:13,280
Speaker 1: here we go now, don't answer immediately. Give the stars

1387
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,240
Speaker 1: a chance to write down their answers. Okay, okay, your

1388
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:21,839
Speaker 1: name is Jessica, Okay, Jessica. Dumb Dennis's March Madness bracket

1389
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:26,400
Speaker 1: was so bad that it was so bad that the

1390
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: team he picked to win when it all wasn't a

1391
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:33,880
Speaker 1: good team. It was a blank team. Think about this one.

1392
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,639
Speaker 1: Dumb Dennis's March Madness bracket was so bad the team

1393
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,719
Speaker 1: he picked to win at all wasn't a good team.

1394
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:45,719
Speaker 1: It was a blank team. Keep in mind, these guys

1395
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: like to write funny answers. They don't want to match.

1396
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: They're trying to be funny. Okay, Okay, yeah, dumb Dennis's

1397
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,960
Speaker 1: and keep on He's dumb. Dumb Dennis's March Madness bracket

1398
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,280
Speaker 1: was so bad. The team he picked to win at

1399
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:07,360
Speaker 1: all wasn't a good team. It was a blank team. Okay,

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01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, you guys. Ready, scary dumb

1401
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:15,880
Speaker 1: Dennis's March Madness? What she used to give her answers? Oh,

1402
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 1: I'll give your answer, okay, Jessica. Dumb Dennis's March Madness

1403
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,640
Speaker 1: bracket was so bad. The team he picked to win

1404
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 1: it all wasn't a good team. It was a blank

1405
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 1: team team. Yeah, we got it, get it and March madness.

1406
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:39,439
Speaker 1: Of course everyone knows it's hockey, all right, Yeah, yeah,

1407
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: I was kidding. Okay. Dumb Dennis's March Madness bracket was

1408
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,840
Speaker 1: so bad. The team he picked to win it all

1409
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,559
Speaker 1: wasn't a good team. It was a blank team. What's

1410
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 1: your interest, scary gymnastics? Okay, sorry, Bethany, Yeah, we're looking

1411
01:20:56,120 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: for baseball. I actually said, I said soccer soccer? All right? Uh,

1412
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: Daniel dumb Dennis's March Madness brackett was so bad. The

1413
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 1: team he picked to win it all wasn't a good team.

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01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:15,519
Speaker 1: It was a blank team? How did that happen? We

1415
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: gotta hey, Froggy, finally with you? What team? Uh did

1416
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:25,200
Speaker 1: dumb Dennis vote on? I picked swim team? Swim team?

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01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,360
Speaker 1: All right, you have one that's not so bad. I'm

1418
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that's a lot better than I thought

1419
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 1: it would be. Yeah, seriously, all right, hold on one second, Jessica,

1420
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:37,839
Speaker 1: let's go talk to uh. Is this Dominic online? Fourteen?

1421
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: Hey Dominic, we're doing well. Welcome to the weekend. You

1422
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:47,519
Speaker 1: ready for a good one? Absolutely? Yeah? We need one. Alright,

1423
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,559
Speaker 1: so don't answer immediately. Let the stars have a moment

1424
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:54,439
Speaker 1: to think and write. Here we go. Hiring Okay, Hiring

1425
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,679
Speaker 1: Katie the Cannibal as a nanny was a big mistake.

1426
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: Instead of putting baby powder all the baby, she used

1427
01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:05,719
Speaker 1: blank powder. Alright, think it through, don't enter it. Hiring

1428
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:09,920
Speaker 1: Katie the Cannibal as a nanny was a big mistake.

1429
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 1: Instead of putting baby powder on the baby, she used

1430
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:19,320
Speaker 1: blank powder. Let's see the stars are writing their answers. Yeah,

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01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:23,519
Speaker 1: you look perplexed, Danielle. No, I'm good, I'm good. All right,

1432
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:29,799
Speaker 1: let's do it, Dominic. Hiring Katie the cannibal as a nanny,

1433
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:32,120
Speaker 1: big mistake. Instead of baby powder on the baby, she

1434
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 1: used blank powder. What is your answer? I'm gonna go

1435
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:42,120
Speaker 1: with powder powder on the baby unless you're baking at

1436
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 1: three five minutes. All right, we'll start with you, Katie

1437
01:22:47,680 --> 01:22:50,519
Speaker 1: the cannibal, bad nanny selection. Instead of baby powder on

1438
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:58,800
Speaker 1: the baby, she used blank powder, baking powder. He's so

1439
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:03,280
Speaker 1: in love with his answer, Bethany, Katie the cannibal didn't

1440
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:06,520
Speaker 1: use baby powder on the baby. She used chili powder.

1441
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:12,640
Speaker 1: Chili powder. Alright, you need a match here so we

1442
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:16,080
Speaker 1: can keep going. I want this to last all day.

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01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 1: Uh froggy. Instead of baby powder, Katie the cannibal used

1444
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:26,280
Speaker 1: blank powder on the baby. I have garlic powder. We

1445
01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:30,600
Speaker 1: could go into uh into overtime here, And finally we

1446
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 1: go to Danielle. Danielle, Katie the cannibal didn't use baby

1447
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 1: powder on the baby. She used it. All right, what

1448
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:47,120
Speaker 1: do we give him? We didn't think this through. Yeah,

1449
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,760
Speaker 1: we have a good look at tight fittels to brand

1450
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:51,120
Speaker 1: t shirt for you. Wow? Is that all we have?

1451
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:54,360
Speaker 1: We have plenty of those? All right, well, thank you, Dominic,

1452
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:58,920
Speaker 1: and give one to Jessica to okay it don't hang

1453
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,160
Speaker 1: up gratulation. We need to address we're all coming over

1454
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,439
Speaker 1: for the weekend. Hold on the second and there you

1455
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:07,519
Speaker 1: all right? So what move do we make next? I mean,

1456
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,519
Speaker 1: we're not making decisions on the show. What should we do?

1457
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:12,559
Speaker 1: Mr Toobe still hasn't shown up. Mr Cardboard Tube as

1458
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,439
Speaker 1: yet to appear. I don't know. I don't know if

1459
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:17,519
Speaker 1: we're feeling it today with Mr Cardboards. All right, let's

1460
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,439
Speaker 1: get into sound with Garrett. Garrett has some special sound

1461
01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: because it is April Fool's weekend, you know, so be aware,

1462
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,040
Speaker 1: be very aware. What do you have? Well, just like that,

1463
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,680
Speaker 1: April Fools is on a Saturday, so all co workers, teachers,

1464
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,840
Speaker 1: friends have to pull April Fools jokes either today or

1465
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: they did it sometime during the week. Just like Joey

1466
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:38,080
Speaker 1: d He's a teacher in fifth for a fifth grade class,

1467
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:42,120
Speaker 1: he pulled a surprise spelling B on his class. Now,

1468
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: this spelling B is all made up words that the

1469
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,479
Speaker 1: kids have no idea, are not real words. So listen

1470
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,519
Speaker 1: to this spelling be go down. The first word was

1471
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:51,959
Speaker 1: blor sky I lost my blor ski at a carnival

1472
01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 1: R s K e E. The next word is speak. Look,

1473
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 1: there's a speak wo s e E k u z

1474
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:06,960
Speaker 1: s l m N. There's silent letters at the end

1475
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,679
Speaker 1: of that. Yep. The next word was a mata. Students

1476
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: said they were sick. I said, was a matter with you?

1477
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:18,000
Speaker 1: W A z A m A t A was the matter?

1478
01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 1: Your next word? Number eleven is April fools, because this

1479
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:35,080
Speaker 1: is an April Fools joke. April congratulations. Turn in your test.

1480
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:38,719
Speaker 1: This will be on your report card. Hey, he saunds

1481
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:45,439
Speaker 1: just like the teacher from South Park him class spell yes.

1482
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,400
Speaker 1: And then this April Fool's joke we played almost every year.

1483
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:53,360
Speaker 1: It's an April Fool's fail. A wife call uh, A

1484
01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:57,840
Speaker 1: wife called uh. I'm sorry. So a wife called her

1485
01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:00,320
Speaker 1: sister and said, hey, I just killed my has been

1486
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,799
Speaker 1: And this is the story that did on the news.

1487
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:06,040
Speaker 1: This is a April Fools joke gone wrong. But listen

1488
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:07,679
Speaker 1: to the story as they do it on the news.

1489
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:10,719
Speaker 1: Here we go. I was doing the April Fool's joke.

1490
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:15,160
Speaker 1: I said, Helen, I shot my husband. I'm cleaning up

1491
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 1: the mess. Let's go berry men black water. Yeah, you

1492
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 1: heard correctly. She told her sister she murdered her husband.

1493
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,439
Speaker 1: Sister Helen called another family member. Somebody called nine one one,

1494
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:33,240
Speaker 1: and next thing I knew, there was all everywhere. The

1495
01:26:33,439 --> 01:26:38,799
Speaker 1: response was that Kingsport police staged outside of Hudson's pastel

1496
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,559
Speaker 1: yellow house, guns drawn as they prepared themselves for a

1497
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:46,519
Speaker 1: bloody murder scene. Be careful in the April Fool's joke.

1498
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Tell any packs of marrow Boroughs do you think she

1499
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,280
Speaker 1: had that more? One too many? And there's your April

1500
01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:01,240
Speaker 1: fool sound American? Thanks God. All right, more of Your

1501
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:05,280
Speaker 1: Day Friday coming up after this. It's the greatest Your

1502
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:11,680
Speaker 1: Day Friday stand in the Morning Show. Hurry, hurry, hi,

1503
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:16,760
Speaker 1: st don't be shy. See the most amazing sites. Yeah,

1504
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:21,000
Speaker 1: the most amazing sounds in the universe. Your damn Friday

1505
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: Stand in the Morning Show. Yeah. People just turning us on,

1506
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,599
Speaker 1: They're like, well, what is this your Day Friday? Well,

1507
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,840
Speaker 1: we decided yesterday. We didn't want to think today. We

1508
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:33,280
Speaker 1: wanted you to decide what to do on the show.

1509
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,240
Speaker 1: So if you tell us to turn left, we turn left.

1510
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:38,760
Speaker 1: You tell us to turn right, we turn left again.

1511
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:41,080
Speaker 1: Because we're that screwed up in the head. So if

1512
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:42,760
Speaker 1: you want to text your ideas whatever you want us

1513
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,400
Speaker 1: to do. We'll do what you tell us to do,

1514
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:49,120
Speaker 1: because we don't want to think one eight one hundred.

1515
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: Call us if you want or text. So what's next

1516
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 1: on the list, Bethany? So we have steakhouse or gay bar.

1517
01:27:57,200 --> 01:28:01,519
Speaker 1: Let's do it steakhouse or gay bar? So you know what,

1518
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:04,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes you eat steak, sometimes you go to a gay bar,

1519
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,960
Speaker 1: and sometimes they sound just like each other. All right,

1520
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,120
Speaker 1: two one hundred steakhouse or gay bar? So you're looking.

1521
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:14,839
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the name of an actual

1522
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:17,240
Speaker 1: place and you have to tell me whether it's a

1523
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,439
Speaker 1: steakhouse or a gay bar. Let's let's do a sample

1524
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 1: when while we find someone on the phone. Alrighty Elvis,

1525
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,720
Speaker 1: what is the velvet Hammer? Is it a steakhouse? Is it?

1526
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:32,280
Speaker 1: Is it a gay bar? It is a steakhouse, a

1527
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:37,720
Speaker 1: North Carolina steakhouse called the Velvet Hammer? Wow? All right,

1528
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:40,760
Speaker 1: give us one more. Yeah, I'm not I'm not having fun.

1529
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling steakhouse or a gay bar yet. Okay,

1530
01:28:43,320 --> 01:28:46,120
Speaker 1: Dawn and Charlie's is it a steakhouse or a gay bar?

1531
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:48,800
Speaker 1: You would think, Don and Charlie there a couple. I

1532
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:52,240
Speaker 1: don't know. Scare you answer this? One. Yeah, I think no,

1533
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:55,080
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go with steakhouse on this. It

1534
01:28:55,280 --> 01:29:00,880
Speaker 1: is a steakhouse. Yeah, and there you go. Yeah, let

1535
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,879
Speaker 1: me give you one steakhouse or a gay bar? Ready,

1536
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:07,960
Speaker 1: lickety split, that is a gay bar? Yes, all right?

1537
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,559
Speaker 1: Do you have any contestants ready to go? Coming right

1538
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:15,600
Speaker 1: up her head? That means no. Alright, you know we

1539
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,880
Speaker 1: don't need contestants. Let's just play here in the room

1540
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:25,920
Speaker 1: because I feel Mr Cardboard Tube is about Alright, Danel,

1541
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:29,760
Speaker 1: this one's for you. The townhouse? Is it a steakhouse?

1542
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,519
Speaker 1: Is it a gay bar? I'm going to say that

1543
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:34,439
Speaker 1: is a steakhouse? Is it a steakhouse? It's a gay

1544
01:29:34,479 --> 01:29:41,040
Speaker 1: bar in New York City? Uncle Johnny's age go, oh,

1545
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,599
Speaker 1: you actually think you're in a funeral home when you're there?

1546
01:29:44,439 --> 01:29:46,439
Speaker 1: What about this one, Nate? I'm not complaining, but the

1547
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:52,439
Speaker 1: townhouse smells like formalde hyde. Alright, chops, Oh god, that's

1548
01:29:52,439 --> 01:29:55,000
Speaker 1: a gay bar? Is chops a gay bar? It is

1549
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:58,880
Speaker 1: a steakhouse. Sounds like will you go have pork chops?

1550
01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 1: Little Alright, we do have a couple of contestants. Go

1551
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:06,040
Speaker 1: to Luis on line seven or yeah, Hi, Louise, good morning,

1552
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:10,599
Speaker 1: good morning. Now is it Louis or Louise? Louis Louis. Okay,

1553
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:14,200
Speaker 1: sorry about that, Louis. All right, Louis. Uh steakhouse or

1554
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 1: gay bar? Get two out of three riding you want

1555
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:21,760
Speaker 1: a glamorous prize? Alrighty Louis, Dakota, Dakota. Is it a

1556
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:27,960
Speaker 1: steakhouse or a gay bar? Steakhouse? It is a gay bar?

1557
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,599
Speaker 1: All right, you have two more shots. How about this?

1558
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:38,200
Speaker 1: The Cattleman's the cattleman's gay bar to me, I don't know.

1559
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 1: That's a that's a trick question. I'm gonna go steakhouse.

1560
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:49,120
Speaker 1: It is a steakhouse northern California. OUs, alright, this is

1561
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:50,559
Speaker 1: your last one. If you get this right, you win.

1562
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 1: Steer in al steer innail as it like cows and beer.

1563
01:30:56,000 --> 01:31:01,560
Speaker 1: Steer innail back to gay bar is a steakhouse, and

1564
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,880
Speaker 1: you've got nailed. I'm like, this is the worst game

1565
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:12,560
Speaker 1: ever to be on your Guys show. I'm gonna be

1566
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:18,920
Speaker 1: a father. Congratulations, you're having the baby today or you're

1567
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:21,479
Speaker 1: finding out you're having a baby. No, I just found

1568
01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 1: out today I'm having a child and my daughter. Ironically,

1569
01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:29,120
Speaker 1: I took to college interviews yesterday, and I'm almost at

1570
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:35,000
Speaker 1: the finish line and started out. I'm starting all over again. Congratulations,

1571
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Well, congratulations daddy, thanks for listening

1572
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:40,559
Speaker 1: to us. Tend think you did pretty well. All right,

1573
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:44,200
Speaker 1: Let's not punish him for not getting a lot of

1574
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:47,559
Speaker 1: those right. By the way, you know yourself can play

1575
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,759
Speaker 1: this game at home with your family and your grandmother.

1576
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:52,840
Speaker 1: It's called steak or steakhouse or gaybar dot com. I

1577
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:59,280
Speaker 1: think someone's at the door. Who's at the doors? Gary?

1578
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:05,240
Speaker 1: Mr Cardboard too good to come onto? Looking at you

1579
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:07,760
Speaker 1: coming out? You want to win a prize, I'm also

1580
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 1: the prize man. I don't know. That's ACTI cervix. Good morning, ladies.

1581
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,519
Speaker 1: Here your dad yet to the stage. A man who

1582
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:22,559
Speaker 1: is my Sudy so said, his career is in the toilet.

1583
01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:25,400
Speaker 1: The kid from flushing, the dude more brawny than any

1584
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 1: of us always counted on for a quicker picker upper,

1585
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 1: and here today to give away everything, including the kitchen sink.

1586
01:32:32,240 --> 01:32:38,720
Speaker 1: Please don't squeezy charmoon. Mr Cardboard too cardboard too. If

1587
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:48,800
Speaker 1: you hurt my song lately, hit me, hit me? Do

1588
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:51,559
Speaker 1: you remember the word's dead? Young? I don't know here

1589
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:55,920
Speaker 1: we go, give me smooth, alright, turn it on. Let

1590
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:58,840
Speaker 1: me just get to the jokes. I think that's the

1591
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:01,240
Speaker 1: wrong song. This here, it is here, it is here,

1592
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,400
Speaker 1: It is all right. Here we go, Mr People, and

1593
01:33:03,479 --> 01:33:06,280
Speaker 1: you down. He's the hottest round. I told you mother,

1594
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:09,960
Speaker 1: you can't stop me now to him now, he's acting

1595
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,640
Speaker 1: like a clown. You know, he's made. He likes to

1596
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,920
Speaker 1: roll the ground and he is long and brown. Yeah,

1597
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm really the way he made me smile, acting like

1598
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:26,040
Speaker 1: a pool. He's got an attitude, he's Mr carl All right,

1599
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:30,800
Speaker 1: we're gone the jokes here, baby. So Daniel, you're looking

1600
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,519
Speaker 1: buddy fetching today? Thank you? Mr ju Why don't you

1601
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:36,120
Speaker 1: fetch me a sandwich out of the of the kitchen?

1602
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. I got jokes for you.

1603
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 1: Who wants some jokes? Mr goldboy to What do you

1604
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,600
Speaker 1: call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? What

1605
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:50,679
Speaker 1: do you call a man you cries pleasures himself a

1606
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:56,080
Speaker 1: tear jerker? Mr Carbo too, about your h you called

1607
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:58,680
Speaker 1: me out? All right? What did the banana say to

1608
01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:04,920
Speaker 1: the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me?

1609
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,080
Speaker 1: So get your jokes out text them to fifty five?

1610
01:34:11,120 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 1: Whatever the is? What does a seventy five year old

1611
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:17,360
Speaker 1: woman have between her breasts that a twenty five year

1612
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 1: old doesn't her belly button? Mr Corboy tubs got the

1613
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:28,559
Speaker 1: jokes one. Just pick up a phone call. It'sa to

1614
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:30,599
Speaker 1: talk to some people. Here we go, Mr Cordboard Tube

1615
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,719
Speaker 1: taking your calls. Hello, push your button? Hello Magda, Welcome

1616
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:40,320
Speaker 1: with Mr Codboy Tube show. How you doing? I know

1617
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: I do that to women, Bogda. What's the difference between

1618
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:51,200
Speaker 1: erotic and kinky? What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic?

1619
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:53,799
Speaker 1: He is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

1620
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,479
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. What is six inches long? And

1621
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:05,519
Speaker 1: starts with a p? What is six inches long and

1622
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:14,120
Speaker 1: starts with a p? Poo? Two? Is there or what happen? Mom?

1623
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 1: Do you just want to tight fitting? Good? Look at

1624
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:21,920
Speaker 1: that was the red shirt guy? There you go? Thank you, marm,

1625
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,880
Speaker 1: I've got okay give me in the cold on. Very

1626
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:28,760
Speaker 1: good joke from the cold for Mr Gondbo two. Hello,

1627
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:32,679
Speaker 1: oh that's not good? Never hanging up on? Mr Cardboy

1628
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:36,519
Speaker 1: to Stephanie, how are you this fine? In front? Hello?

1629
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:42,519
Speaker 1: Mr Cardboard Tube. But your cervix, what is it? What?

1630
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:47,160
Speaker 1: What's the difference between and all? What's the difference between

1631
01:35:47,240 --> 01:35:54,400
Speaker 1: you and all? About three inches? I got one more

1632
01:35:54,439 --> 01:35:56,360
Speaker 1: fame mus Conbo got joke for you. Call me now

1633
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:57,720
Speaker 1: if you want to hear a joke. It wanted to hunt.

1634
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 1: I don't know the number the prize man. What's the

1635
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:08,280
Speaker 1: difference between a geneologist and a guydacologist? What's the difference

1636
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 1: between a geneologists. A geneologist looks up your family tree,

1637
01:36:14,240 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 1: a guydacologist looks up your family bush? Mudboy Tube? I

1638
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:22,759
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here, goodbye, have a good weekend

1639
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:33,320
Speaker 1: like you guys doing. I had to go to the bathroom.

1640
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:35,880
Speaker 1: Then Mr Tube is here. I had to go to

1641
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:40,120
Speaker 1: the bathroom. What just happened? Cardobe's on a roll? Mr

1642
01:36:40,240 --> 01:36:47,680
Speaker 1: Cardboard Tube was here? Miss damn? It had that? I

1643
01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:50,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Let's get into the Daniel report. Daniel all right,

1644
01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:53,080
Speaker 1: So ABC is developing a new reality show called boy

1645
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:55,920
Speaker 1: Band because we need another one. It's going to assemble

1646
01:36:56,320 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 1: the next one direction per se. Individual singers will pete

1647
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:03,200
Speaker 1: to be in the band. Viewers will have the final say,

1648
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:05,240
Speaker 1: and we'll decide whether or not they stay or they go,

1649
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:08,040
Speaker 1: and that will be premiering this summer, so get ready

1650
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,639
Speaker 1: for that one. Beyonce isn't the top? Is your top

1651
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:13,519
Speaker 1: pick to play Simba's girlfriend Nala in the new Lion

1652
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:16,160
Speaker 1: King movie? We know, yeah, we know she's pregnant. So

1653
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:17,920
Speaker 1: people are like, well, she's spoken, how she's gonna do?

1654
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:20,519
Speaker 1: It's just a voice, So it's okay, she's pregnant. We

1655
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:23,800
Speaker 1: can you know, We're just gonna hear her. She sounds

1656
01:37:25,520 --> 01:37:28,320
Speaker 1: she sounds like she's having twins. Uh. They figured out

1657
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:31,479
Speaker 1: how much money in damages uh and two vehicles and

1658
01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:34,360
Speaker 1: buildings was done in the first seven Fast and Furious movies.

1659
01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:38,280
Speaker 1: They told him about to five hundred and fourteen million

1660
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:41,920
Speaker 1: dollars in real money. That is just crazy. The new

1661
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:44,120
Speaker 1: trailer for Game of Thrones is out. It's coming back

1662
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,559
Speaker 1: July sixteen, so if you want to check that out

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01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:49,160
Speaker 1: elvis urand dot Com. ABC is uring a two hour

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01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,760
Speaker 1: special in May of the last one hundred days of

1665
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:54,479
Speaker 1: Princess Diana. That looks like it's going to be something

1666
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:57,320
Speaker 1: something interesting to watch, So if you would like to

1667
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,880
Speaker 1: check that out this weekend, you've got a lot of

1668
01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 1: stuff going on. We've got the basketball. I just called

1669
01:38:03,160 --> 01:38:08,120
Speaker 1: the basketball the basketball. I thought this n double a thing.

1670
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,320
Speaker 1: In the final four, I thought we were done the

1671
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:16,720
Speaker 1: Final four tomorrow night. Why so much? And then there's

1672
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:18,720
Speaker 1: sixty four teams. There's two games tomorrow and then the

1673
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,800
Speaker 1: championship game is Monday night. You know, daniel this is

1674
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:22,680
Speaker 1: not a new concept. This has been going on for

1675
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:27,760
Speaker 1: many years. I like soccer, wrestle, basketball wrestle videos on.

1676
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,599
Speaker 1: You also have a bunch of stuff starting over on Netflix,

1677
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 1: so you may want to check that out. And don't

1678
01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:34,559
Speaker 1: forget it is the season finale of The Walking Debt.

1679
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle. More of your show Friday coming up

1680
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:45,240
Speaker 1: after this. El Hello, real name Elvis Beyonce Marshall. Mothers

1681
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:53,600
Speaker 1: Durand is Elvis Durand in the morning showls Duran in

1682
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:56,280
Speaker 1: the Morning show. If you can make a request, what

1683
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:57,840
Speaker 1: song would you want to hear? You know what song

1684
01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:59,519
Speaker 1: I'm loving right now and I'm playing it over and

1685
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:03,400
Speaker 1: over and over is z with. That's such a great song,

1686
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:06,479
Speaker 1: such a great song. I downloaded that this week. I

1687
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:10,679
Speaker 1: paid money for that song this week. I'm still loving

1688
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 1: ed Sharon in the Shape of you is still and

1689
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:16,280
Speaker 1: that Bruno Mar song that we love. Um, what's the

1690
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:18,760
Speaker 1: Bruno Mar song? The cult? The one that we all love?

1691
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:23,360
Speaker 1: So that's what I like. Yeah, that's just it. That's

1692
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:25,320
Speaker 1: the thing. Music is really good right now. I don't

1693
01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:28,080
Speaker 1: know is it us or is it the music? It's good?

1694
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,479
Speaker 1: Speaking of we have some guests coming up, but we

1695
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:37,559
Speaker 1: can't say who they are. Don't you hate when no

1696
01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:41,280
Speaker 1: do someone says hey, you know what? Oh, never mind? Yeah,

1697
01:39:41,360 --> 01:39:42,559
Speaker 1: and you look at him like, why did you do

1698
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:44,280
Speaker 1: that to me? Why can't even know what you were

1699
01:39:44,280 --> 01:39:45,960
Speaker 1: going to tell me? No, we do have a guest

1700
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:47,760
Speaker 1: coming on. Well why can't we say who it is?

1701
01:39:48,080 --> 01:39:52,400
Speaker 1: Because we promised we wouldn't. But but but it's do

1702
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:54,320
Speaker 1: you know if it's that, it's got to be pretty big.

1703
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:57,680
Speaker 1: But I don't understand this. Don't want the pre promotion

1704
01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,479
Speaker 1: so that people get all excited that they're going to

1705
01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:01,840
Speaker 1: be with you would think, and I, you know what,

1706
01:40:02,240 --> 01:40:05,120
Speaker 1: in the beginning, when we first started talking about this guest,

1707
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:06,760
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, blah blah blah is gonna

1708
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:10,000
Speaker 1: be on with us, I didn't know we weren't supposed

1709
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,799
Speaker 1: to say anything. And I got into a lot of trouble.

1710
01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean, people yelled at me because what they do.

1711
01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:19,120
Speaker 1: They come up with these big marketing plans for you know,

1712
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:22,360
Speaker 1: movie releases and song releases and stuff like that. They

1713
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:24,759
Speaker 1: sit around a table and come up with these billion

1714
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:27,760
Speaker 1: dollar ideas, and then some DJ on the radio New

1715
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:29,479
Speaker 1: York says, well, you're all watch coming up, baba, and

1716
01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:33,639
Speaker 1: I ruined everything, and and I ruined it for everyone. Yeah, anyway,

1717
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:36,080
Speaker 1: we have several guests coming up. One rhymes with booth.

1718
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:40,280
Speaker 1: I'll leave it at that. Am I being too vague?

1719
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:44,080
Speaker 1: I really hope that there's an artist named Booth. He's

1720
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:46,800
Speaker 1: a DJ. He wears a booth on his head. Look

1721
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:50,120
Speaker 1: all right, So that's that's we got that going for us.

1722
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 1: I think today's show was interesting. Should we schedule more

1723
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:59,000
Speaker 1: of these? Uh? Your day Friday show? Absolutely? Nate says, no, Okay,

1724
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:00,960
Speaker 1: let's have a meeting. Let's have an on air meeting.

1725
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,720
Speaker 1: I want everyone listening to know what we go through

1726
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:06,200
Speaker 1: after the show when we have that once your meeting. Uh,

1727
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:10,240
Speaker 1: well the problem. Here's the problem. So normally when we

1728
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:13,280
Speaker 1: do stuff like this, we do one a day, once

1729
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:16,400
Speaker 1: every three weeks. The fact that we did forty of

1730
01:41:16,439 --> 01:41:18,360
Speaker 1: these things in one day. I feel like we did

1731
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:21,600
Speaker 1: a year's worth of shows today. I'm exhausted. And I

1732
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:23,280
Speaker 1: think a lot of people behind the scenes that like

1733
01:41:23,479 --> 01:41:31,479
Speaker 1: write certain things for certain segments, they're overworked. He's already

1734
01:41:31,479 --> 01:41:35,240
Speaker 1: one risk down. Yeah. So, but the fact that you

1735
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:37,960
Speaker 1: pulled that old phone tap of mine out of the drawer,

1736
01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:43,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that was, like, what the hell was that?

1737
01:41:43,760 --> 01:41:46,120
Speaker 1: It Wasn't it cool hearing that? Like I love stuff

1738
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:47,759
Speaker 1: like that. I love just finding stuff out of nowhere,

1739
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,479
Speaker 1: and I love flying by the seat of our pants.

1740
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:53,920
Speaker 1: Nate like structure and order and if you we went

1741
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,320
Speaker 1: to your house, are like the hangars like two inches

1742
01:41:56,320 --> 01:41:59,960
Speaker 1: apart from each other in the close an incient three quarter.

1743
01:42:00,240 --> 01:42:04,720
Speaker 1: But I will say this, Uh, for new people who

1744
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:06,600
Speaker 1: are just coming into the fold and listening to our

1745
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,479
Speaker 1: show for the first time, you do hear a lot

1746
01:42:08,479 --> 01:42:10,280
Speaker 1: of voices, a lot of us, and you don't know

1747
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:13,479
Speaker 1: who we are or why we exist. But that's okay.

1748
01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 1: It's like going to a party and being a fly

1749
01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:17,160
Speaker 1: on the wall. You don't have to know everyone there,

1750
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:19,519
Speaker 1: but you know they're staying, they're talking about stupid crap,

1751
01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:22,000
Speaker 1: and you want to listen in for instance, we were

1752
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:25,280
Speaker 1: now on in the beautiful city of Peoria, and I

1753
01:42:25,320 --> 01:42:27,760
Speaker 1: know you guys are excited. You have uh the uh

1754
01:42:28,080 --> 01:42:31,760
Speaker 1: the Cubs playing this weekend Sunday. It's opening day for

1755
01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:34,679
Speaker 1: the baseball the entire baseball season out in St. Louis.

1756
01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to us. I know you're listening

1757
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:39,719
Speaker 1: to us in St. Louis where the Cards are listening.

1758
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:43,240
Speaker 1: So we have we have dueling teams listening to our

1759
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:44,800
Speaker 1: show at the same time. And you're sitting there going,

1760
01:42:45,240 --> 01:42:47,120
Speaker 1: who is this girl that sounds like she's from the

1761
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:49,680
Speaker 1: Bronx and she's chewing gum and she can't say the

1762
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:54,240
Speaker 1: word drawer. That's Danielle. Danielle, introduce yourself to all the

1763
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:58,840
Speaker 1: new listeners. Hello, new listeners. My name is Danielle. Yes,

1764
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:02,479
Speaker 1: I'm a mom of two and um married to a

1765
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:09,760
Speaker 1: British man. I have a cold. Everything else, but say

1766
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:14,840
Speaker 1: the word drawer, drawing? How you say it? I don't

1767
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:17,639
Speaker 1: know what a drawer is? What the hell is that? Okay,

1768
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:20,000
Speaker 1: daniel When you look into that piece of glass that

1769
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:24,080
Speaker 1: has a reflection of you, that's called a mirror. Yeah,

1770
01:43:24,600 --> 01:43:28,400
Speaker 1: all right, just talking, just talking about how you talk.

1771
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:31,040
Speaker 1: But you know to her, she has no accent. To her,

1772
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,080
Speaker 1: we have the accent and listen to the great thing

1773
01:43:33,120 --> 01:43:37,360
Speaker 1: given the show. It's it's it's diverse sort of but

1774
01:43:37,439 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: not really. Uh. One is calling us up at one

1775
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:45,280
Speaker 1: one hundred, Hey one, what's going on? Man? I've got father?

1776
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:57,120
Speaker 1: What's going on? Nathaniel? Look, guys, I'm getting called on

1777
01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:01,680
Speaker 1: the carpet by one. Never the show. You'd be nice

1778
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:06,080
Speaker 1: and favorite listener? One? Go ahead? What's on your mind? Nate?

1779
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:11,840
Speaker 1: You're fired? What are you talking about? This? This is show? Ever?

1780
01:44:11,920 --> 01:44:15,880
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? All right? All right, one,

1781
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:20,479
Speaker 1: you've listened to the entire three hours up until this point. No, okay,

1782
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:23,240
Speaker 1: well they know that on the On the Man Show,

1783
01:44:23,439 --> 01:44:27,439
Speaker 1: and then tell me if you're exhausted by our three Look, look, Nate, Nate, Nate,

1784
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:30,280
Speaker 1: you got you got e. We are the customers. You

1785
01:44:30,320 --> 01:44:34,000
Speaker 1: are providing us with great entertainment. What are you talking about?

1786
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:37,880
Speaker 1: A right one? One? I happen to agree with you.

1787
01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:39,960
Speaker 1: I think we have a great show going. It's almost over.

1788
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 1: We're in the the simmer down period. Thank you for listening, one,

1789
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:45,040
Speaker 1: and thanks for your positive feedback. We need that because

1790
01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:48,160
Speaker 1: Nate doesn't show at all. Hey, I don't care. I

1791
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 1: still love you. I love you too, alright one, thank

1792
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 1: you man, you have a great week. By one's scary? Yeah,

1793
01:45:00,280 --> 01:45:03,080
Speaker 1: is it safe to say? Though? Before Nate joined the team,

1794
01:45:03,200 --> 01:45:05,559
Speaker 1: we used to have dozens and dozens and dozens of

1795
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:07,439
Speaker 1: these shows in a row. When Nate came around, he

1796
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:09,320
Speaker 1: kind of like put us all into shape and whipped

1797
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:11,960
Speaker 1: us into order, and he kind of molded us. So like, yeah,

1798
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,200
Speaker 1: we had a lot of we had a lot of

1799
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:14,920
Speaker 1: fly by the cr paths. We didn't know where we

1800
01:45:14,920 --> 01:45:17,240
Speaker 1: were going next shows, and those were exciting. So what

1801
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:23,200
Speaker 1: are you trying to say that hiring Nate was a mistake? Okay,

1802
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:26,720
Speaker 1: So we introduced We introduced Danielle to new listeners. Lists

1803
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:29,200
Speaker 1: introduced Bethany. Go ahead, Bethany, say hi to someone who

1804
01:45:29,240 --> 01:45:31,240
Speaker 1: may be turning us on for the first time. Hello,

1805
01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:35,520
Speaker 1: my name is Bethany Watson. I am originally from Wisconsin,

1806
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:38,559
Speaker 1: but now I live here and where is here? Where

1807
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:42,800
Speaker 1: I live here in New York. I have been on

1808
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:47,040
Speaker 1: the show for almost five years, which is insane. Um.

1809
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:50,280
Speaker 1: I am the exact opposite of Danielle in many ways,

1810
01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:53,240
Speaker 1: so like I don't have any kids, I am single.

1811
01:45:53,439 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 1: I live alone. Um, Danielle has dark hair. I have

1812
01:45:56,080 --> 01:45:59,320
Speaker 1: light hair, although right now it's blue. Um daniel is shorter.

1813
01:45:59,360 --> 01:46:02,519
Speaker 1: I am tall. Um, but it has a sense of humor.

1814
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:06,280
Speaker 1: I have no sense of humor whatsoever. Um. And but

1815
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,599
Speaker 1: Danielle is like my sister. And yeah, I love her.

1816
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:12,639
Speaker 1: There you go. I love That was a perfect, perfect

1817
01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:17,240
Speaker 1: description other than my insult. Meet Froggy. Now, Froggy's unique

1818
01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:19,920
Speaker 1: to our show because he's not with us in New

1819
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,479
Speaker 1: York and neither of mine. I'll get to that in

1820
01:46:21,479 --> 01:46:23,840
Speaker 1: a minute. Froggy, I introduce yourself to someone who's turning

1821
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:26,080
Speaker 1: us on for the very first time. So, yes, as

1822
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:28,000
Speaker 1: you said, I'm Froggy. I'm not in New York. I

1823
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:30,880
Speaker 1: live in South Florida, and I do the show from

1824
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:34,759
Speaker 1: our Miami studios. I generally am the one that says

1825
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:38,559
Speaker 1: inappropriate things, and often you'll hear either Danielle or Elvis

1826
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:40,920
Speaker 1: say you need to shut up, Froggy. They often want

1827
01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:43,080
Speaker 1: to correct me and try to shut me down. But

1828
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:45,880
Speaker 1: generally I do say inappropriate things. And now I have

1829
01:46:45,960 --> 01:46:48,200
Speaker 1: started doing the food news. So you got something food

1830
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:49,840
Speaker 1: that you want to talk about, I'm the person you

1831
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:53,920
Speaker 1: talking we didn't do food news today. It's a weekly feature. Okay,

1832
01:46:53,960 --> 01:46:59,960
Speaker 1: everybody where's great. It's great to your own around. They

1833
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:03,720
Speaker 1: agree you would need an hour to meet all his

1834
01:47:03,800 --> 01:47:07,639
Speaker 1: multiple personality yea many of him. Now this is scary.

1835
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:10,439
Speaker 1: Now you think scary as an sec A R Y. No,

1836
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:12,920
Speaker 1: scary because his last name is scary S c I

1837
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:16,360
Speaker 1: R E. You know a lot of people don't know that. Yeah, exactly,

1838
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:18,640
Speaker 1: So my name is scary often confused with Greg T,

1839
01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:20,920
Speaker 1: who's actually on his way into the room. I I

1840
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:23,519
Speaker 1: am single in the sense of I don't want to

1841
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:26,400
Speaker 1: get married or have kids. I have Peter Pan complex.

1842
01:47:26,520 --> 01:47:29,360
Speaker 1: I take a lot. I'm a social media whore. I

1843
01:47:29,439 --> 01:47:31,439
Speaker 1: do some of the phone taps. You have a great

1844
01:47:31,479 --> 01:47:35,160
Speaker 1: girlfriend that we love. Robin's amazing and uh and and

1845
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:38,120
Speaker 1: basically you know, I'm actually standing behind Elvis and um.

1846
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:40,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have no filter either, and sometimes I will

1847
01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:42,760
Speaker 1: get scolded for that, but that's okay. I like to

1848
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,160
Speaker 1: speak with on my mind. And here's a guy who

1849
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:46,599
Speaker 1: sounds just like me, Greg T. Now, Greg T, how

1850
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:48,519
Speaker 1: do we describe you? Great T is? We used to

1851
01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:51,160
Speaker 1: call him Great T the frat boy, because that basically

1852
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,439
Speaker 1: was all he had going for himself. He was a

1853
01:47:53,439 --> 01:47:55,800
Speaker 1: frat boy, right, but now he's a father of two

1854
01:47:55,840 --> 01:47:58,320
Speaker 1: cool kids. As a great wife. Introduce yourself to someone

1855
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 1: who's turning us on for the first time. Go hello, everybody.

1856
01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:04,840
Speaker 1: My name is Greg t I'm married. My wife hates me,

1857
01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:08,400
Speaker 1: but I'm very nice. You had sexual relations with your wife.

1858
01:48:08,439 --> 01:48:12,120
Speaker 1: It's been at least three months, could be longer. That's

1859
01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:14,200
Speaker 1: not that uncommon, you know that, right, of course, when

1860
01:48:14,240 --> 01:48:16,200
Speaker 1: you've been married as long as I have. Now. Uh

1861
01:48:16,320 --> 01:48:18,160
Speaker 1: fell in love with my wife like twenty years ago

1862
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:20,479
Speaker 1: and she's still with me, but she hates me. I

1863
01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:23,519
Speaker 1: have two beautiful little girls. Her birthday is actually tomorrow,

1864
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:28,280
Speaker 1: she turns ten years old. Did you could do ten

1865
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:30,920
Speaker 1: years ago? She was born live here on the radio, crazy,

1866
01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:33,240
Speaker 1: right on this table, right there on the table. And

1867
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:38,200
Speaker 1: eventually there's gotta be some some I have some wet

1868
01:48:38,200 --> 01:48:40,840
Speaker 1: wipes in my purse. I will pretty much do anything

1869
01:48:41,080 --> 01:48:43,400
Speaker 1: that I have to do for the show to get

1870
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:47,840
Speaker 1: make you laugh. And I love being naked. I will

1871
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:51,320
Speaker 1: prance around the studio naked seven I love it, love it,

1872
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:53,360
Speaker 1: love it. All it takes is a dixie cup to

1873
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:58,200
Speaker 1: that's right. I am not very well in in Dowd. Okay, well,

1874
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,439
Speaker 1: thank you. I think too much information and I can't spell,

1875
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:04,600
Speaker 1: cannot spell, no spell Peoria. We're on a peoria now Peoria.

1876
01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:08,520
Speaker 1: I would say it's p you are okay, thank you

1877
01:49:09,720 --> 01:49:12,880
Speaker 1: saying about Pria. When I did a Little Shop of Horrors.

1878
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:14,479
Speaker 1: It's when one of it's in one of the songs

1879
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:16,120
Speaker 1: in the show. There you go. So you're like an

1880
01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:19,639
Speaker 1: honorary citizen. You deserve a key to the city. Straight Nate,

1881
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:21,880
Speaker 1: go ahead, and Elvis, I was going to ask you

1882
01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:25,880
Speaker 1: to introduce yourself. Okay, straight Nate, and I'll introduce well

1883
01:49:26,240 --> 01:49:29,920
Speaker 1: Nate who I'm straight Nate. I was called straight Nate

1884
01:49:29,960 --> 01:49:32,519
Speaker 1: by Elvis because I accidentally went on a date with

1885
01:49:32,560 --> 01:49:34,160
Speaker 1: a man and I told him that. So he said, well,

1886
01:49:34,200 --> 01:49:36,040
Speaker 1: we'll call you straight Nate from now on, so people

1887
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:38,280
Speaker 1: know you're straight and not gay, not that there's anything

1888
01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:41,360
Speaker 1: wrong with that. I have a fear of My best

1889
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:44,200
Speaker 1: friends are straight. Yeah, exactly. I have a fear of commitment,

1890
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:47,360
Speaker 1: as I've been told recently. And um yeah, I used

1891
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:49,479
Speaker 1: to live in California for eleven years, work with Ryan Secret.

1892
01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:51,800
Speaker 1: Now I'm here with you guys. Best your secret doesn't

1893
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:55,040
Speaker 1: remember working with him, so that we I omitted that part.

1894
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't want straight night. Tell them about your job

1895
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:59,800
Speaker 1: as a dancer. Okay, my former life, I was an

1896
01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:02,599
Speaker 1: t I sold knives, and I also was a dancer

1897
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:07,000
Speaker 1: named Michael jay Cox off the money exactly. That's straight Date,

1898
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:11,960
Speaker 1: our senior executive producer, because he said that purple was periwinkleed,

1899
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:14,200
Speaker 1: not purple. Okay, we want to remind people that he

1900
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:17,360
Speaker 1: is a heterosexual male. Uh. Now, Dave Brody, you need

1901
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:18,960
Speaker 1: to meet him. He's more behind the scenes, but he

1902
01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:20,599
Speaker 1: writes for us. He does all sorts of stuf. Dave

1903
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:24,240
Speaker 1: Brody say hello to Peoria. Hello Peoria, David Brodie. I'm

1904
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:27,400
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, same neighborhood of Scary. I've been here nineteen

1905
01:50:27,439 --> 01:50:29,920
Speaker 1: years writing jokes, song parodies. I did the first phone

1906
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:32,840
Speaker 1: tap and uh, I speak about five words the show

1907
01:50:32,920 --> 01:50:34,960
Speaker 1: and when it's Hanaka, Elvia says, when's Hank Brody in

1908
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,400
Speaker 1: the background, I tell him to date and that's about

1909
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:40,439
Speaker 1: what I do. You have three kids? Oh, I have

1910
01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:44,240
Speaker 1: three kids. Um, two of them are teenagers and it's oh,

1911
01:50:44,280 --> 01:50:48,799
Speaker 1: it's a whole lot of fun. My name is Elvis

1912
01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:55,719
Speaker 1: Duran we're at a meeting. Hey, so I'm the host

1913
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,640
Speaker 1: of the show. I've been doing the show along with

1914
01:50:57,680 --> 01:51:01,360
Speaker 1: some of these people for twenty one years. Yeah, isn't

1915
01:51:01,360 --> 01:51:05,519
Speaker 1: that crazy? And uh, the only smart thing I've ever

1916
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:09,200
Speaker 1: done was surround myself with great people and the best

1917
01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:11,559
Speaker 1: in the business. The rest of it just works itself

1918
01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:14,600
Speaker 1: out because I work with my best friends every day.

1919
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:17,559
Speaker 1: I have the best job in America because I get

1920
01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:20,760
Speaker 1: to have fun, laugh and do this. This is all

1921
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:22,920
Speaker 1: we do. This is all we do. But we do

1922
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:25,360
Speaker 1: recognize it's very important. Every day when you wake up

1923
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:27,280
Speaker 1: to go to work, you're like, oh, man, I gotta

1924
01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 1: go do that again. We're there for you in the car.

1925
01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:31,639
Speaker 1: Where are your friend? And I can't think of a

1926
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:35,280
Speaker 1: better career choice. But I couldn't do anything else. I

1927
01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:36,880
Speaker 1: was gonna work at Baskin Robbins for a while and

1928
01:51:36,920 --> 01:51:39,920
Speaker 1: I screwed that up. Anyway, That's who I am, and

1929
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,519
Speaker 1: there's more to all of us. And so if you

1930
01:51:41,600 --> 01:51:44,639
Speaker 1: keep listening, you'll hear things here and there, and you'll

1931
01:51:44,720 --> 01:51:47,400
Speaker 1: learn more about us. It's gonna be confusing for a while,

1932
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:51,360
Speaker 1: but that's okay. That's okay. We take calls. You can

1933
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:54,200
Speaker 1: call use it one hundred two one hundred, what else?

1934
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:56,240
Speaker 1: What else? We need a user's guide for our show.

1935
01:51:56,280 --> 01:51:58,240
Speaker 1: We've been on for twenty one years. We've never told

1936
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:01,200
Speaker 1: anyone how to use this thing. You could also text

1937
01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:04,120
Speaker 1: us we love to hear your text messages to uh

1938
01:52:04,160 --> 01:52:07,840
Speaker 1: the phone number one hundred. Message and data rates may apply,

1939
01:52:07,880 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 1: but they probably won't. UM, and we like you want

1940
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:12,320
Speaker 1: to hear what you have to say. I love this text.

1941
01:52:12,479 --> 01:52:15,639
Speaker 1: Wait wait, stop, stop stop. Tell us about the time

1942
01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:19,800
Speaker 1: Nate went on the date with the dude by accident. Yeah,

1943
01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:21,600
Speaker 1: where do you put his hand? Nate? He put it

1944
01:52:21,640 --> 01:52:24,640
Speaker 1: on my leg. We were at the cheesecake factory. He

1945
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:26,679
Speaker 1: had been trying to get me drunk, and I realized

1946
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:28,320
Speaker 1: it was a date when he put his hand on

1947
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,439
Speaker 1: my leg. And what did you say to him after that?

1948
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 1: I said I have to go home now. And when, Um,

1949
01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:37,280
Speaker 1: the first time that I sort of sat in a

1950
01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:40,240
Speaker 1: car was scary. He put his hands on my inner

1951
01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:44,120
Speaker 1: thigh to emphasize something like, yeah, we were d It

1952
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:47,080
Speaker 1: was an accent because that's the way I expressed myself

1953
01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:50,400
Speaker 1: with my hands. And I didn't know that you took

1954
01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:52,800
Speaker 1: me to a scary movie once. And you tried to

1955
01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:54,920
Speaker 1: hold my hand the entire time, and I'm like, what

1956
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:58,400
Speaker 1: is he doing? Give you some other tidbits. You can always,

1957
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:02,400
Speaker 1: as Bethany told you, textas you can call us at

1958
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:06,040
Speaker 1: one hundred Go to Elvis Durand dot com. By the way,

1959
01:53:06,320 --> 01:53:08,120
Speaker 1: all the info is there. You can follow me at

1960
01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:12,240
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran or Elvis Durand show. Also, the show keeps

1961
01:53:12,280 --> 01:53:15,280
Speaker 1: going after we're done. We have a on demand channel

1962
01:53:15,600 --> 01:53:17,759
Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio, on the iHeart Radio app and Elvis

1963
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:20,400
Speaker 1: Durand dot com. You can hear today's show on the

1964
01:53:20,439 --> 01:53:23,400
Speaker 1: replay channel, which is a huge, huge show because people

1965
01:53:23,479 --> 01:53:25,200
Speaker 1: can listen to this at nine o'clock at night if

1966
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:28,479
Speaker 1: they want. We have tons of podcasts. The biggest one

1967
01:53:28,520 --> 01:53:32,240
Speaker 1: is the fifteen minute morning show. We use foul language. Uh.

1968
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:34,280
Speaker 1: You can hear it all on your I heeart radio

1969
01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:37,200
Speaker 1: app downloaded today for free, or at Elvis Durand dot com.

1970
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,519
Speaker 1: This is kind of fun. You know what, We've never

1971
01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:41,960
Speaker 1: stopped down to talk about our I like it all right,

1972
01:53:42,080 --> 01:53:45,360
Speaker 1: Let's get into headlines. That's another thing Bethany does. She

1973
01:53:45,439 --> 01:53:48,439
Speaker 1: does headlines. I do do headlines, and if you're listening

1974
01:53:48,439 --> 01:53:50,240
Speaker 1: for the first time, today. Welcome. We appreciate it. If

1975
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:52,559
Speaker 1: you've been listening for twenty one years. Hey, what's up?

1976
01:53:55,200 --> 01:54:00,160
Speaker 1: It's great headlines that she does. Hey Carl, Hey, all right,

1977
01:54:00,200 --> 01:54:03,960
Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay, so I'm just doing happy news again, right, Okay,

1978
01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:07,000
Speaker 1: happy news, fine, Okay, we're gonna do happy news. Um.

1979
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:10,320
Speaker 1: So there was a cat that disappeared in California in

1980
01:54:12,320 --> 01:54:17,320
Speaker 1: the cat was discovered almost four years later in Canada.

1981
01:54:17,560 --> 01:54:21,280
Speaker 1: Somehow the cat, whose name is Booboo, made it all

1982
01:54:21,360 --> 01:54:25,479
Speaker 1: the way from California up to Canada and then was found.

1983
01:54:25,800 --> 01:54:28,040
Speaker 1: I hear these stories all the time about animals traveling

1984
01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:30,439
Speaker 1: for miles and miles. I don't believe. Like they walked

1985
01:54:30,479 --> 01:54:33,160
Speaker 1: down a highway. It happened in my house, my cat

1986
01:54:33,240 --> 01:54:35,680
Speaker 1: growing up. We got out at the vet and it

1987
01:54:35,760 --> 01:54:39,400
Speaker 1: was all far away from the house. Somehow, a week later,

1988
01:54:39,640 --> 01:54:43,960
Speaker 1: found his way home. It's crazy. That's what microchip your

1989
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,000
Speaker 1: pets too, because that's how they found Boo Boo is.

1990
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:48,560
Speaker 1: They scanned the micro tip and found their owners. All

1991
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:52,400
Speaker 1: that's good, very cool. What else you got? I was okay,

1992
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:55,920
Speaker 1: and welcome to the show, Bethany. It only does one story,

1993
01:54:55,960 --> 01:55:01,160
Speaker 1: and it's happy all right. We gotta take a break.

1994
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:03,200
Speaker 1: Your phone tap? Ever heard the phone tap? All right,

1995
01:55:03,240 --> 01:55:08,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear one, uh A bad one? Next? Can

1996
01:55:08,720 --> 01:55:10,200
Speaker 1: I just say I love you guys? You are the

1997
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:14,760
Speaker 1: best Elvis Duran in the Morning show. The sound drop

1998
01:55:14,920 --> 01:55:20,560
Speaker 1: from PEVs Hey, what's up come months? Everything that I've

1999
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:22,840
Speaker 1: been working towards is now a part of what I

2000
01:55:22,880 --> 01:55:25,440
Speaker 1: do every day. So I feel very blessed. VI is

2001
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:33,040
Speaker 1: it the sound drop dot com, Elvis, Elvis durand the

2002
01:55:33,160 --> 01:55:36,440
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant phone Tap. An email came to us from

2003
01:55:36,520 --> 01:55:39,520
Speaker 1: Michael who wants us to phone tap his mother Linda.

2004
01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:42,280
Speaker 1: His mom, Linda is a big online gambler and she

2005
01:55:42,400 --> 01:55:44,640
Speaker 1: recently want a lot of money in a tournament online.

2006
01:55:44,680 --> 01:55:47,080
Speaker 1: All right, okay, so Michael thought he'd be really funny

2007
01:55:47,080 --> 01:55:49,040
Speaker 1: if we gave her a call told her there's been

2008
01:55:49,080 --> 01:55:51,920
Speaker 1: a mistake. I'm going to start the call as the

2009
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:56,000
Speaker 1: representative from the online gambling site, and then Scary comes

2010
01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:59,240
Speaker 1: in later to stir the pot. Here we go the

2011
01:55:59,320 --> 01:56:06,120
Speaker 1: long long phone tap. Here Linda, Linda bob Roulette with

2012
01:56:07,520 --> 01:56:10,960
Speaker 1: Incorporated Bahamas. We wanted to reach out and talk to

2013
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:13,520
Speaker 1: you about a couple of things. If you don't mind.

2014
01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:15,880
Speaker 1: Two thousand dollars of the winnings that have gone to

2015
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:19,520
Speaker 1: you occurred because of a computer glitch. What are you

2016
01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:24,320
Speaker 1: talking about? And it shouldn't have gone there. It's not possible. Well,

2017
01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:27,520
Speaker 1: it's very possible. The computer doesn't lie. Miss, I'm telling

2018
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:31,080
Speaker 1: you it's not possible. How is it not possible because

2019
01:56:31,240 --> 01:56:33,760
Speaker 1: I won money? What are you talking about? I know?

2020
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:36,400
Speaker 1: But two thous dollars of money you won? You didn't win.

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01:56:36,440 --> 01:56:40,320
Speaker 1: It was a computer glitch. No, that's not true. As

2022
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:42,600
Speaker 1: you know, the computers are program to pay out every

2023
01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:45,160
Speaker 1: so often, and it paid out on your account when

2024
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:47,080
Speaker 1: it shouldn't have paid. You did not win, even though

2025
01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:50,120
Speaker 1: it appeared you want. That's impossible. If you can just

2026
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:52,280
Speaker 1: mail us a check or money order, that would be fine.

2027
01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm not mailing anything. I'm not paying anything. That's what

2028
01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:59,480
Speaker 1: you'r things. It paid, and that's what you paid me.

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01:56:59,680 --> 01:57:01,360
Speaker 1: If we don't get the money back, there's going to

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01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:04,240
Speaker 1: be trouble. You're threatening me. Well, don't raise your voice

2031
01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:07,360
Speaker 1: at me. I'm trying to work this out before. Oh no,

2032
01:57:07,440 --> 01:57:11,880
Speaker 1: I didn't if you told to be a problem. Let's

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01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:14,560
Speaker 1: not get betchy here, miss. You know I'm just trying

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01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:19,200
Speaker 1: to help. Oh now, oh god, what do you think

2035
01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:20,680
Speaker 1: we should do, Mike, I don't know what you think

2036
01:57:20,680 --> 01:57:22,440
Speaker 1: I should call? Yeah, yeah, let her talk to you

2037
01:57:22,480 --> 01:57:24,720
Speaker 1: and just get her to start telling the whole story,

2038
01:57:24,720 --> 01:57:29,760
Speaker 1: and then I can bust in at the end. Hello. Yeah,

2039
01:57:29,960 --> 01:57:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm having a big problem here. What's going on? You

2040
01:57:34,240 --> 01:57:37,200
Speaker 1: know telling me that I owe them two thousand dollars

2041
01:57:37,240 --> 01:57:40,480
Speaker 1: because they overpaid my account for what for the time

2042
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:43,680
Speaker 1: that I won the tournament. They're saying that that was

2043
01:57:43,760 --> 01:57:47,960
Speaker 1: a computer whatever you call it, and that they have

2044
01:57:48,080 --> 01:57:50,520
Speaker 1: to get this money back. I told you those con

2045
01:57:50,560 --> 01:57:55,480
Speaker 1: those things cheat. Well, I nothing. The most they can

2046
01:57:55,480 --> 01:58:01,080
Speaker 1: do is suck up my accounts. Phone upon him because

2047
01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:05,120
Speaker 1: he threatened me. Michael, you're still there. I had you

2048
01:58:05,160 --> 01:58:06,960
Speaker 1: on hold there for a while. Are you still on

2049
01:58:07,000 --> 01:58:10,000
Speaker 1: the phone, Barbara Lette again, We'll trying to call your

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01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:12,280
Speaker 1: mom and she she got all crazy and slammed the

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01:58:12,320 --> 01:58:14,720
Speaker 1: phone in my face. She's got a problem, Mike. We

2052
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,040
Speaker 1: gotta get that money from her. She was just explaining

2053
01:58:17,040 --> 01:58:19,480
Speaker 1: the story to you. Called her, Well, your mom's she's

2054
01:58:19,480 --> 01:58:23,440
Speaker 1: a compulsive gambler. She's got on the phone right now. Yeah,

2055
01:58:23,480 --> 01:58:28,400
Speaker 1: I hear everything. You say in Michael, Well, hello, Mrs No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let's work. Hang the phone up on him,

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Speaker 1: and well, let's work. Okay you okay, Look, there is

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Speaker 1: something you can do. If you promised to get counseling

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Speaker 1: about your gambling problems, then we can we can eliminate

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Speaker 1: the debt and write it off with the Internal Revenue Service.

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Speaker 1: Guy kidding me a while? Yeah, I'm not doing I've

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Speaker 1: got a counselor of from New York City who would

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Speaker 1: be more than happy to make a house called. Tell

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Speaker 1: him to go mother. How's that You still want to

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Speaker 1: put him on the phone. Put them on. I want

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Speaker 1: to tell them, put them on. Please hold, It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be nice to more. Oh yes, this is Dr Michael.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Get off the phone. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: understand you have a gambling addiction. Talk scum bad now.

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Speaker 1: The first step in the process is to first come

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Speaker 1: face to face with the addiction. Do you have the

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Speaker 1: gambling problem? Give me the phone number where you are.

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Speaker 1: Excuse you, miss, this is Dr Michael up. I don't

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Speaker 1: give it who you are. I don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: to talk about this in a very calm manner. Go

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Speaker 1: hang up on this guy. Michael just told him to

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Speaker 1: take the money, Michael live thing. There's no such thing. Well,

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Speaker 1: I told him to take it. You tell him to

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Speaker 1: take what? Take to two? Whatever the hell, Michael, there's

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Speaker 1: no such thing. I am online with the the people.

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Speaker 1: There is no such commission. Maybe somebody's trying to get

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Speaker 1: into my account. I gotta stop it right Hello, I

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Speaker 1: will contact somebody to find out a lawyer. Hand up

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Speaker 1: the phone on him, Michael, hold on up the phone, Michael,

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Speaker 1: hang up the phone on this jerk off. There's one

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Speaker 1: thing this jerk off has to tell you. This is

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran. You gotta be kidding, man, You've been phone tapped? Really?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Mike? Oh god, she was

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Speaker 1: a ball of fun. Yeah. This phone tap was prerecorded

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Speaker 1: with permission granted by all of Party Space. Elvie's Duran

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Speaker 1: phone tab were on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, somewhat of a festive Friday, don't you agree? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your show Friday. We'll do it again where you make

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Speaker 1: all the decisions, and thank you did a great job today.

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Speaker 1: The Danielle Report, daniel what are your headlines today? All right?

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Speaker 1: My two favorite stories Beyonce is the top pick to

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Speaker 1: play Simba's girlfriend Nala in the New Lion King, and

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Speaker 1: everybody's like, but she's pregnant. How is she going to

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Speaker 1: do that? It's a voiceover. She can't be a lion

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Speaker 1: she got babies in her. But so she is fine,

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Speaker 1: she can do that. And they figured out how much

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Speaker 1: got to be a huge number. Four million dollars in

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Speaker 1: in destruction. It's crazy. And there you go, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Danielle into what's trending before we get into the weekend.

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Speaker 1: What's up, Bethany? Okay, So a lot of us are

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Speaker 1: trying to get away from using plastic, especially when it

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Speaker 1: comes to our food. So I was really excited when

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Speaker 1: this month's Willie Wegg's Box came with these really cool

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Speaker 1: cotton sheets infused with bees wax, hope oil, and tree resin.

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Speaker 1: You put them over your food and then you warm

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Speaker 1: it with your hands and it creates a seal. And

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Speaker 1: the really cool part about it is that they're washable.

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Speaker 1: They're reusable and they're compostable, So you can go to

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Speaker 1: And then I told you guys a few weeks ago

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Speaker 1: how Lisa frank is coming out with a line of

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Speaker 1: got to try out some of Glamour dolls other makeup

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Speaker 1: and I love it so much. You guys know I

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Speaker 1: love cruelty free makeup. I try to buy only cruelty free.

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Speaker 1: All of glamor Doll stuff is cruelty free. But my

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Speaker 1: favorite is this lipstick of theirs. It's Kitty Kisses lipstick

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Speaker 1: it's a really dark purple color, but when you put

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