WEBVTT - Let's Get ReINcarnation (with Jackie Fabulous) 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:05.960 I would say this. I also don't plan to visit 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:08.880 my daughter after I passed uh in the form of 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:12.879 any animal, so you know now she'll figure it out 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:15.800 pieces together. I think he's too busy with I think 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:17.919 all of his friends died also, and I think he 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:20.000 didn't haven't got a whole new family. I think he 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.919 got a whole new set of kids. My father was 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.960 a practive man. He probably got pussy the law there. WHOA. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.720 I didn't know you could get pussy in heaven. I'm 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:46.880 back in my chips in your mails us are racists 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:57.960 money mary stuff? I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.800 There it is, there it is, and he's and gentlemen, 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:04.960 welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.040 the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:13.760 black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:18.720 Floyd Mayweather can read, specifically, he reads brail. That's why 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:22.600 he'd be punching them lumps in everybody's head. He's trying 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:27.440 to communicate men, women. He punches everybody because he's trying 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:33.080 to talk to us. I'm not going I'm not You're 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.199 not gonna join me on this, I'm not he can't read. Okay, 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.040 you're just fully committed to So he's just beating up 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.440 women because he hates him, not because he's well, it's 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.880 a lack of knowledge about the world. Because he can't read. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.880 He pays his brands to read for him. That's why 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:55.160 he's always lashing that money. That's a smart I like this. Yeah, 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:59.520 he's just now hired readers for him. And and that's 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:03.360 part of the money team. To compare Snoop Dogg has 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.560 a guy that wrote his blunt for him on salary, 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.120 sure more than fifty grand year, So why wouldn't Homeboy 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:13.200 have the same facilitators? Those is far less embarrassing than 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.680 the other. But I hear you, I'm listening. How much 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:19.799 does he have to read in a day. It's probably 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.680 a pretty easy job. Sure, he's not driving himself, so 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.799 he doesn't stop signs. He can avoid that. What's what's 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.280 he eat the same six seven things over and over? 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.040 That's true, And he he probably had the SAG card 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:41.160 whatever he gets any emails for work forwarded to your team. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:44.880 So and and when you go to restaurants, they just 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.280 tell you the specials. It's not like you gotta read 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:50.400 them ships. So so if he wants steak tartar, he 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.239 just gotta listen. I learned a trick from people who 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.320 can't read. It's that they always go to the same restaurant. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.320 How many friends you guy? They can't read? Don't my 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:03.200 friend to read? I have two friends with grandplace who 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:07.200 can read. Okay, okay, family. My grandmother was not a 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.120 big reader, so I see what you mean. The big 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.839 reader is the is a nice way of you. You're 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.680 being very respectful of your grandmother. We're talking about people 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:19.160 who are illiterate. Yeah, can't These guys cannot read. But 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:23.400 here the day. Don't he have a wife or a woman? Floyd? Floyd? 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:27.120 Does he have a partner? I not one that he respects. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:30.640 I don't think then that woman is reading everything? You 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.720 know how we go down and a couple of them 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:37.840 with black people, every word for him. I wish I 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:42.440 could find a woman to read for me properly. I'll 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.440 read everything you need. Oh that's a. That's a. That's 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:50.560 a great option. You gotta get bone right to help you. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:55.480 With Delia already guest voice. We had a full conversation 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:59.680 about reading and slinging Dingling. She's fantastic. She's so funny. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.440 You know her from her brand new special on Amazon. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:07.040 It's called Menoplause. She's hilarious. I'm so happy she's here. 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:15.520 Give it up for our guests, Miss Jackie Fabuls. Yeah, 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:19.600 thank you for having me here. This is this is 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.120 gonna be I think an exciting episode because we're You 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:27.240 came in hot, you came in. I gave clear parameters 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.600 and you said fuck that. I mean, I'm jumping in 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:37.359 right away that while you look, you lose podcast etiquette 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:38.960 after a few of them. I bad, I'm sorry. No, 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.600 this is perfect etiquette. This this em boy, I think 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.440 you can speak to this. This podcast is chaos. This 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:49.040 we're not proper. No, we don't follow a lot of rules. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.800 So anybody who instinctively jumps in that way, we know 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.919 it's gonna be a good time. Yeah. Now I know 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.800 you can swim with the sharks. Will be, will be 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:03.560 just fine. Female clown is always the only one amongst dudes, 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.960 So this is regular for me every day. Hell yeah, 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:14.359 and we're barely dudes. I'm just I'm just a boy 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.640 trying to get by, you know what I mean. I 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.960 haven't touched a tool in at least three years that 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:25.440 you know. What's funny is I do, in fact watch whenever, 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.520 Like something needs repairing around the house. My wife is 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.240 the one that does it. And I'm like, I do 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.360 the lifting, you know what I mean, Like I'll carry 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.240 the box to the place, and then she does the 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:39.240 the actual like work. Yeah, I get it. I see 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:44.120 the silk on your shirt, understand more important. That's more 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.880 important my suitcase. I don't want to. I shouldn't. My 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:52.000 nail should never break off because I'm lifting ship right. Yeah, 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.000 I'll lift all day. I'm I'm I'm strong. But that's 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.679 the relationship. I want you read for me. I lift 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:02.479 for you at work. Yeah, it's a pretty solid doing 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.640 each other's gaps. You gotta you gotta get you one man, 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:13.240 you gotta get you on a reader. Reader. All right. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:17.359 We can't Shenana guys anymore than we already have, because Jackie, 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.000 you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'm 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.839 extremely excited to jump into. You said. My mama told 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:28.720 me when someone dies, they come back as a straight 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:36.440 insect or animal that keeps coming around. Tell me more. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.960 My family is Jamaican, and I think we have a 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:42.400 lot of similarity Statians, where a lot of us are nuts. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:46.560 You know, we believe in witchcraft and witchcraft and voodoo 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.520 and spirits, and they call him duppies where I'm from 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.360 my family in Jamaica. So when I was growing up 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.559 at my grandma's house in the country, whenever because people 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.960 would die all the time and I wouldn't know or care. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.560 I was really young, and they my MoMA, like you said, 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.840 but that but the fly, that fly that's are here 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.559 every night, that's your uncle so and so. Or there's 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:09.680 a dragon fly or or a stray cat, but or 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.920 a bat. When I was back in the day, They're like, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.840 no one really died. They just come back in a 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.440 different form. And if they like you, they'll come chill 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.280 with you and make it life you know better. If 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.280 they didn't like you, they'll haunt you. They'll be, you know, 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.480 be an asshole to you. But this is just part 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.360 of like the West Indian culture and believing in the 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.600 other life, and now other life is really a part 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.760 of our life. WHOA Okay, Well, well, first of all, 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:35.200 let me start off by saying, walk one, we we 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:39.720 are you. No, I just I just know proper etiquette. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.360 I say hello the way you're supposed to. How do 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.760 you say hi? And Sierra Leone, I'll start greeting you 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:51.160 that way? Okay, hell yeah, well we'll start off that way. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.400 From that on. This is good. My mom is gonna 0:07:53.440 --> 0:08:01.760 love this podcast even more so. Okay, these these various insects, animals, 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:06.240 whatever it is are are being assigned to certain people. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.600 And your your mom is saying, yo, that is your 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:15.160 uncle butterfly, whoever is? How has she come to that conclusion? 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.320 Where is she getting this? Can I interject it? I 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.520 don't think any Jamaican man wants to come back as 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:24.440 a butterfly. I don't why you don't know that, Preston all, 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:27.280 they have a Jamaican, a West Indian, Calypso caribbea whatever 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.000 you want to call it, dance called the butterfly if 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:31.960 you if you have the club back in the day, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:39.599 that was West Indian the butterfly when when when you 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.199 dance and tear your knees in and out? But today 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:47.000 I thought that wasn't I think the Jamaica world as 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:50.679 a butterfly. Damn, I did not know the butterfly was Jamaican. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:53.719 This is a big Look, it might be bold, but 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:56.320 I know when I was doing the dance at night clubs, 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.160 it was called the Butterfly. No, I remember him being 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:03.600 called the butterfly. I'm saying that that that the origins. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:07.160 I had no idea that the origins were West Indian. Well, 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:08.760 I don't know that, or I'm just telling you what 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:11.480 I remember when I was doing dancing, the origin did 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:15.120 not research. Yeah, I don't want to be incorrect, but 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:16.800 you know you didn't ever know a black man. I 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.400 want to come back as a beautiful butterfly. Have many 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.920 have changed? Honey, we're not. They're not that what you 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:26.160 call a scared of their their inner you know, femininity 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.120 or whatever. That's true. Like I said, I don't have 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:35.040 any tools and lunch. You can't read. We're bad yet yet, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:40.440 I'll get there. You give me my shot, and I 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.160 will say that I've seen enough Jamaican men wearing a 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.079 mesh tank tops to believe that they wouldn't come back 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:50.679 as a butterfly. That's true. That's true. And requirement when 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:54.080 you reach a certain needs to have a mesh wife 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.760 beater or blank tank topic. We can't call that now 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:01.400 more Campbell, you can't do wife beater. What's funny you shouldn't. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.040 They haven't come for it, really, you know what I mean? Like, 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:08.080 I think that's that's almost our morality being like, oh 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.960 that feels icky now, but like it's not like society 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.280 was like, get that the funk out of here. There's 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.920 been no movement, there's been no real heat. But we all, 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:19.560 but we all kind of in our hearts are like, 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:24.520 I bet you that's wrong now, because I bet any 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.240 day now they're gonna they're gonna take our wife beaters 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:32.720 from us. That's my line. You will not take when 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.360 you're gonna be in Target running errand you don't get 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:37.319 reminding you but and you're gonna beat the hell in 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:43.400 the parking lot. I would go to Target in a 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:49.079 wife beater. So that's the possibility. It's an outside shirt too, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:57.720 Yes it is. It's an outside shirt, under shirt and 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.240 outside church. I feel like we we lost our footing 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.680 a little bit. But that's the question again, how did 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.959 your mom or whoever come to a sign these these 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:13.199 various animals insects to the people who had passed. I 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.320 believe my mom was taught it from from her mom, 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:20.480 but how she assigns it just the the how prevalent 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:25.280 and how frequent whatever new creature insects. Stramal is approaching 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:29.640 the porch in alignment with who died recently, or even 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:31.720 or even who died a while ago. But it's the 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.360 same butterfly that's been around for flies six years. So 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.760 her mind is on so and so died. This thing 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.800 here is always here. Every night at nine o'clock, it 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:43.719 comes to the porch. So that's how she frequency, It's 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:48.000 how she assigns it. Okay, here's my question. Is there 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:52.680 anything about the way people live their life that would 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.600 like certain characteristics that they would attribute to like like 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:58.560 what do I gotta do to come back as like 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:03.520 a jaguar? Understand? Does that make sense? A bag like 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:09.000 sexy some sexy? It depends. I don't know what the 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.840 rule book says in terms of how do you have 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.720 to what that kind of guy you gotta be here 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.240 to get a sign of sexy as jaguar. That's what 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:18.360 I want because I feel like I know my luck. 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:22.000 It's gonna be a toad. They're gonna be you know 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:27.520 that toad that we shoot out the back. You manifested 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.320 your praying for whatever you want and be like, and God, 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.720 can I come back at something sexy? Please? No, I 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:37.640 will all embrace the jaguar lifestyle. I have no problems 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.800 with that. I'd be scared I'd come back as like 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.920 one of those, uh those sheep with two faces, you 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.440 know what I mean? Like, I don't know what I'm 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:49.120 just one of the faces on like a two face sheep. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.520 And now I gotta I'm just attached to another motherfucker 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.240 who's just a regular sheep. But I I got the 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:59.520 consciousness of a man who lived, you know what I mean. No, 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.680 there's a lot of to do. Sheeps have two faces, well, 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.960 if you look it up. And I'm sorry to be 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.000 the one to introduced this to you, but there is 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.959 a fair amount or at least it's it has happened 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.680 multiple times of sheep born with multiple heads attached to 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:18.800 each other. Sometimes it's like me and you have different internets. Yeah, 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.959 we we don't sync up. You know, these periods ain't 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:29.920 ain't mixing. It's fuck up, man. I don't like it. Yeah, 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.600 I'm not a fan of of what I'm throwing down. Jackie, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:38.480 don't look it up. You're better than this, Okay, it's 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:42.240 not good. You're like, no problem. I had no intention 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.800 on looking at up. I was gonna let y'all play 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.199 your games and then I'd come back in whenever you're ready. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.000 I also, I also have one more question about this, 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.480 the negative ones, Like do you do you guys ever 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:57.800 have like multiple negative run ins with animals? Does that 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:01.040 make sense? What kind of animals? I've been shipped on 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:07.959 by like seven different birds? What? Yeah, it's also good luck. 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.400 I've heard I've heard of bird hitting on your money 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.960 is coming. Hey, that's about to get really great. I've 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:17.400 heard that. Yeah, that's that's a that's a conspiracy theory 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.680 of sorts. It's a little old wives tale. But so 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.720 that could be someone that could be like my uncle 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.320 Solomon or something like that. That could be a positive. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.560 What have you noticed that your career has been improving 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:33.040 over time? I don't even I think I took all 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.000 these elves as a child. I don't think I've ever 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.440 been at a bird shot on me since I've been 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:42.880 doing comedy, but like multiple times throughout childhood. Damn. So, 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.880 so was your childhood then at least getting better or 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:51.480 was it like no, no, it was very tumultuous. Are 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.800 you it wasn't great. I was getting shipped on by 0:14:53.800 --> 0:15:02.040 birds have been not to mention my home life. All right, Well, 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.440 that's good to know that could be somebody from my 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:08.320 family watching out for me and not just terrible. Look, yeah, 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.360 just think of that. That's a good point. If probably 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.920 is that the same bird, they're probably not the same bird. No, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.160 I think I'm pretty sure at least two or three 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:21.000 of them were seagulls. But that's the only I don't 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.480 I'll I'll just go ahead and say it. I don't 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:26.600 think there's any way that seagulls ship is good luck. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.240 There's a lot of birds that I'm willing to hear 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:33.440 out could be potentially good luck. Seagulls ship that seems 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.840 as close to demonic as one can get. I don't 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:40.960 I think you're playing me out. But about pigeons, even pigeons, 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.000 I I could see a level of like decency inside 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.480 of a pigeon. Pigeons that have been used for more 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:53.120 decent things. Seagulls are cursed animals. That's that's crazy. First 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.640 of all, one good thing about a seagull, the good 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:59.760 thing about a pigeon, it's a skyrat. Yeah, they used 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.320 to them for magic tricks. That that's one good thing 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:06.440 used to oh because magic is so great and they 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.160 can't do them anymore because of Peter. They said, hey, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.440 stop killing our pigeons. They pigeons matter too, all right, 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.720 you have been l a too long. Whenever I see 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:20.200 a seagull, I'm always like, oh, it's probably a beach 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:23.200 or something warm and nice nearby. That's what I'm saying. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.560 Like a beautiful bird, that's a harbercher of peace and 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:31.320 ocean fun times. Wait a minute, there are singulls in 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:35.000 in fucking bed Stop Brooklyn. There's no way you see 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:40.760 a seagull and go the beach the smell of Most 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.640 of the time you associated a seagull with the ocean. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.440 Occasionally you got some hood rats in Brooklyn that you're 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.600 traumatized by, clearly. But when I see a seagull, I'm like, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:54.760 it's gonna be nice fun times coming up somewhere. That's 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:58.720 why I feel the same way. First, yes, damn, I 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.720 read this book when I was a kid, called Jonathon 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:05.360 Jonathan Livingston Seagulls, So I think about self improvement. Okay, well, 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:09.360 what did Jonathan Jonathan Livingston have to do with man 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.360 it's such a fucking hippie book. It's about this bird 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:16.240 who like learns he gets obsessed with flying and learning 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.840 to fly better and better and more daring and daring, 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:22.560 and then he kind of like achieves full consciousness at 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:24.919 the end. Is is a complicated I read a lot 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:30.040 of weird ship. Were you hi? No? I was like, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:32.680 I was probably like eleven years old, so a couple 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:40.760 of years before we'd two years mom my mom listens. Wait, okay, 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.359 so the bird was not named Jonathan Livings. He was 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:48.000 named Jonathan Livingston. Yeah. The book is called Jonathan Livingston Siegull. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:51.640 Oh wow, so this is a a bird named Jonathan 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:55.600 Livingston who goes through this this weird journey of self 0:17:55.640 --> 0:18:00.199 improvement as a seagull. Yeah all right. If this is 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.119 what y'all are brought into. I don't know that we're 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.520 gonna make any ground on whether or not singull ship 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:08.359 is cursed. So I hear you. I respect your choice 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:12.320 to embrace the single ship of your yester years. Thank you, 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.960 thank you. Let let me ask you this, Jackie before 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:19.439 we go to break. So your mother assigns these animals, 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:22.359 these people who have passed, you said at the time 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.800 you weren't necessarily super invested because you were a kid. 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.760 Your is These aren't people that necessarily matter to you 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.080 the same way. How much do you believe it now? 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:36.000 How much are you bought into this possibility now? Occasionally 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.399 if I see a stray cat that insists on staying 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.280 straight and they won't even let me feed them or 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:45.320 touch them or nothing, and they're always around, and it 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.520 could be an animal that we just like possums I hate. 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:50.879 I would if I see a possum and I have 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.800 a gun, I'm gonna blow his face off. I don't 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.800 care who, I don't care what anybody says. There's the 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:59.480 earliest creature than the world. And when I was living 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:02.520 in l A, my my apartment complex where I parked 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:05.560 my car underneath you had the gated open the gate 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.919 go to stars and go to your apartment. There was 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:10.960 a possum that was always on that wall every night 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.280 when I would come home from a gig midnight two am, 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:15.920 and he would sit there and looking at me kind 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.880 of like where where are you coming from? Like what attitude? 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.560 When he was always there. So I'm like, I wonder 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:24.120 if he, you know, low key like maybe he's looking 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:26.119 out at you get home safe? Like why he and 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:28.480 you don't attack me? He don't run, you don't move. 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:30.200 I've learned to stop me and scared of him and 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:35.160 walk around him. Oh, he's just the security. Is there 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:37.640 anybody in your life you might have signed this possum 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:40.480 too that you might say, Oh, my ex husband he 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:42.520 died he had a heart attack when he was playing 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:46.440 basketball and for already one years old time. Oh my god. Yeah, 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:49.840 so so he could be this possum just checking in 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.240 to make sure his his baby boo gets homesake. Well 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.960 years ago when we when we were married in l A. Yeah, 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.600 I ain't had a good animal follow me around in 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:07.520 a while me either. Ladies, we gotta find this possum 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:09.479 and find out if he could hoop, if this possum 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:14.760 could play some bowl. That's true. That's true. Maybe because 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:21.440 he's not that tall, but like a strong three Yeah. 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:23.639 So whenever d be an animal that is in my 0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:26.879 path on a regular basis, it's just everybody got a squirrel. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:29.480 You never know what. You might not know what's looking 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.919 over you. You You might think you might not even be 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:34.240 noticing an animal that's always in your you know, your 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.920 your whatever I've had some late night standoff with with 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:44.680 uh with raccoons standoffs, Yeah, I used to. I used 0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:46.680 to mess with this girl who lived across the park 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:49.000 from me, and I would be leaving her house late 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:52.199 at night and I would cross Golden Gate Park and 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:55.640 there would several times it would be like like I'd 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.960 be like on the baseball diamond or something, and a 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:01.240 raccoon would come upon me and we'd have like you 0:21:01.680 --> 0:21:03.400 just like you know, when you're looking at each other 0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:05.520 and then you keep it moving, and that could be 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:08.760 I mean, I could be my grandpa, right, true? True? 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:11.320 What do you think your grandpa is trying to say 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.000 to you when you're crossing a field and he blocks 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:17.560 your path? Either stay then I think he's trying to 0:21:17.560 --> 0:21:19.600 be like, don't just be creeping out of her house 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:23.359 late at night. I think it's because you know what 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:26.119 I mean, Yeah, because she wanted me to stay and 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.240 that would be more of the light. But I'd always 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:30.560 be like, oh, I gotta do something in the morning. 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:35.040 I don't know what's funny. The block I used to 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:38.639 live on Laurel Canyon Boulevard in Valley Village, all the 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:43.320 Valley Village, I don't I don't know, okay O good. Yeah, 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.479 my ex boyfriend when I lived there, he would come 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.879 see me after work at whatever, late at nights and 0:21:47.920 --> 0:21:49.359 he'd be like a jacket. This is how you know 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:53.680 you got some good pussy in this neighborhood. There's no parking. 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:59.639 There's no parking night, and I'm like, you're right, like 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:03.639 you else the building, there's no there's no parking, and 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.080 there is a possum that just sort of hangs out 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:10.159 and somehow you're still getting some masks. Also, also, I 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:12.919 want the listeners to understand that Jackie just gave a 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.960 gem of how to find a neighborhood with good pussy, 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:18.680 and you guys need to really be appreciative of that. 0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:22.520 And there's someone tell of you. Notice that's that's that's what. 0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:26.840 That's amazing. Yeah, I really appreciate knowing that you're a 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:29.480 single dude and there's no parking. Yeah, I didn't get 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:31.919 his crib here. Yeah, if you can pull up and 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:34.040 if you can pull up in front of her building 0:22:34.119 --> 0:22:36.680 and get a spot, it's trash. You don't want a brother, 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:40.800 damn all right, you already here at first you gotta 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:43.680 find that no parking pussy we're gonna take a break. 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:45.960 We'll be back with more Jackie Fabulist and more. And 0:22:46.040 --> 0:23:03.320 my mama told me, and we are. How is my 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.440 man supposed to meet his meat with this ship? Bro? 0:23:06.560 --> 0:23:09.639 What the fuck? Yeah, we're back here with more Jackie 0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.119 Fabulous more. My mama told me. We're still talking about 0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:15.760 the possibility that your loved ones and your enemies. It 0:23:15.800 --> 0:23:19.040 sounds like also your enemies are potentially coming back as 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:23.640 insects and and and animals stray animals specifically. Are they 0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:27.520 ever your pets? Is your pets stuff for a factor here? 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:31.479 Is it just loose animals? No? I've had two pets 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:33.520 in my adult life, two cats when I lived in 0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:36.240 the Bell Flower in l A. And one was when 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:38.360 I got as a gift of the one I found 0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:40.359 and she didn't want to stay with me, so I 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:42.360 don't know she was to the feral cat. You wanted 0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:45.919 to be out in the streets. Oh yeah, they'll do 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:49.800 that sometimes. Yeahake loving you and like now I belong 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:53.480 on big girl, I don't belonging in Yeah you know 0:23:53.520 --> 0:23:56.399 how many how many times have said that text message? 0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:05.920 Yeah all out there? I can't give loving you girl. 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.439