Speaker 1: I would say this. I also don't plan to visit
Speaker 1: my daughter after I passed uh in the form of
Speaker 1: any animal, so you know now she'll figure it out
Speaker 1: pieces together. I think he's too busy with I think
Speaker 1: all of his friends died also, and I think he
Speaker 1: didn't haven't got a whole new family. I think he
Speaker 1: got a whole new set of kids. My father was
Speaker 1: a practive man. He probably got pussy the law there. WHOA.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could get pussy in heaven. I'm
Speaker 1: back in my chips in your mails us are racists
Speaker 1: money mary stuff? I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: There it is, there it is, and he's and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that
Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather can read, specifically, he reads brail. That's why
Speaker 1: he'd be punching them lumps in everybody's head. He's trying
Speaker 1: to communicate men, women. He punches everybody because he's trying
Speaker 1: to talk to us. I'm not going I'm not You're
Speaker 1: not gonna join me on this, I'm not he can't read. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're just fully committed to So he's just beating up
Speaker 1: women because he hates him, not because he's well, it's
Speaker 1: a lack of knowledge about the world. Because he can't read.
Speaker 1: He pays his brands to read for him. That's why
Speaker 1: he's always lashing that money. That's a smart I like this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just now hired readers for him. And and that's
Speaker 1: part of the money team. To compare Snoop Dogg has
Speaker 1: a guy that wrote his blunt for him on salary,
Speaker 1: sure more than fifty grand year, So why wouldn't Homeboy
Speaker 1: have the same facilitators? Those is far less embarrassing than
Speaker 1: the other. But I hear you, I'm listening. How much
Speaker 1: does he have to read in a day. It's probably
Speaker 1: a pretty easy job. Sure, he's not driving himself, so
Speaker 1: he doesn't stop signs. He can avoid that. What's what's
Speaker 1: he eat the same six seven things over and over?
Speaker 1: That's true, And he he probably had the SAG card
Speaker 1: whatever he gets any emails for work forwarded to your team.
Speaker 1: So and and when you go to restaurants, they just
Speaker 1: tell you the specials. It's not like you gotta read
Speaker 1: them ships. So so if he wants steak tartar, he
Speaker 1: just gotta listen. I learned a trick from people who
Speaker 1: can't read. It's that they always go to the same restaurant.
Speaker 1: How many friends you guy? They can't read? Don't my
Speaker 1: friend to read? I have two friends with grandplace who
Speaker 1: can read. Okay, okay, family. My grandmother was not a
Speaker 1: big reader, so I see what you mean. The big
Speaker 1: reader is the is a nice way of you. You're
Speaker 1: being very respectful of your grandmother. We're talking about people
Speaker 1: who are illiterate. Yeah, can't These guys cannot read. But
Speaker 1: here the day. Don't he have a wife or a woman? Floyd? Floyd?
Speaker 1: Does he have a partner? I not one that he respects.
Speaker 1: I don't think then that woman is reading everything? You
Speaker 1: know how we go down and a couple of them
Speaker 1: with black people, every word for him. I wish I
Speaker 1: could find a woman to read for me properly. I'll
Speaker 1: read everything you need. Oh that's a. That's a. That's
Speaker 1: a great option. You gotta get bone right to help you.
Speaker 1: With Delia already guest voice. We had a full conversation
Speaker 1: about reading and slinging Dingling. She's fantastic. She's so funny.
Speaker 1: You know her from her brand new special on Amazon.
Speaker 1: It's called Menoplause. She's hilarious. I'm so happy she's here.
Speaker 1: Give it up for our guests, Miss Jackie Fabuls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me here. This is this is
Speaker 1: gonna be I think an exciting episode because we're You
Speaker 1: came in hot, you came in. I gave clear parameters
Speaker 1: and you said fuck that. I mean, I'm jumping in
Speaker 1: right away that while you look, you lose podcast etiquette
Speaker 1: after a few of them. I bad, I'm sorry. No,
Speaker 1: this is perfect etiquette. This this em boy, I think
Speaker 1: you can speak to this. This podcast is chaos. This
Speaker 1: we're not proper. No, we don't follow a lot of rules.
Speaker 1: So anybody who instinctively jumps in that way, we know
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good time. Yeah. Now I know
Speaker 1: you can swim with the sharks. Will be, will be
Speaker 1: just fine. Female clown is always the only one amongst dudes,
Speaker 1: So this is regular for me every day. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're barely dudes. I'm just I'm just a boy
Speaker 1: trying to get by, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: haven't touched a tool in at least three years that
Speaker 1: you know. What's funny is I do, in fact watch whenever,
Speaker 1: Like something needs repairing around the house. My wife is
Speaker 1: the one that does it. And I'm like, I do
Speaker 1: the lifting, you know what I mean, Like I'll carry
Speaker 1: the box to the place, and then she does the
Speaker 1: the actual like work. Yeah, I get it. I see
Speaker 1: the silk on your shirt, understand more important. That's more
Speaker 1: important my suitcase. I don't want to. I shouldn't. My
Speaker 1: nail should never break off because I'm lifting ship right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll lift all day. I'm I'm I'm strong. But that's
Speaker 1: the relationship. I want you read for me. I lift
Speaker 1: for you at work. Yeah, it's a pretty solid doing
Speaker 1: each other's gaps. You gotta you gotta get you one man,
Speaker 1: you gotta get you on a reader. Reader. All right.
Speaker 1: We can't Shenana guys anymore than we already have, because Jackie,
Speaker 1: you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'm
Speaker 1: extremely excited to jump into. You said. My mama told
Speaker 1: me when someone dies, they come back as a straight
Speaker 1: insect or animal that keeps coming around. Tell me more.
Speaker 1: My family is Jamaican, and I think we have a
Speaker 1: lot of similarity Statians, where a lot of us are nuts.
Speaker 1: You know, we believe in witchcraft and witchcraft and voodoo
Speaker 1: and spirits, and they call him duppies where I'm from
Speaker 1: my family in Jamaica. So when I was growing up
Speaker 1: at my grandma's house in the country, whenever because people
Speaker 1: would die all the time and I wouldn't know or care.
Speaker 1: I was really young, and they my MoMA, like you said,
Speaker 1: but that but the fly, that fly that's are here
Speaker 1: every night, that's your uncle so and so. Or there's
Speaker 1: a dragon fly or or a stray cat, but or
Speaker 1: a bat. When I was back in the day, They're like,
Speaker 1: no one really died. They just come back in a
Speaker 1: different form. And if they like you, they'll come chill
Speaker 1: with you and make it life you know better. If
Speaker 1: they didn't like you, they'll haunt you. They'll be, you know,
Speaker 1: be an asshole to you. But this is just part
Speaker 1: of like the West Indian culture and believing in the
Speaker 1: other life, and now other life is really a part
Speaker 1: of our life. WHOA Okay, Well, well, first of all,
Speaker 1: let me start off by saying, walk one, we we
Speaker 1: are you. No, I just I just know proper etiquette.
Speaker 1: I say hello the way you're supposed to. How do
Speaker 1: you say hi? And Sierra Leone, I'll start greeting you
Speaker 1: that way? Okay, hell yeah, well we'll start off that way.
Speaker 1: From that on. This is good. My mom is gonna
Speaker 1: love this podcast even more so. Okay, these these various insects, animals,
Speaker 1: whatever it is are are being assigned to certain people.
Speaker 1: And your your mom is saying, yo, that is your
Speaker 1: uncle butterfly, whoever is? How has she come to that conclusion?
Speaker 1: Where is she getting this? Can I interject it? I
Speaker 1: don't think any Jamaican man wants to come back as
Speaker 1: a butterfly. I don't why you don't know that, Preston all,
Speaker 1: they have a Jamaican, a West Indian, Calypso caribbea whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call it, dance called the butterfly if
Speaker 1: you if you have the club back in the day,
Speaker 1: that was West Indian the butterfly when when when you
Speaker 1: dance and tear your knees in and out? But today
Speaker 1: I thought that wasn't I think the Jamaica world as
Speaker 1: a butterfly. Damn, I did not know the butterfly was Jamaican.
Speaker 1: This is a big Look, it might be bold, but
Speaker 1: I know when I was doing the dance at night clubs,
Speaker 1: it was called the Butterfly. No, I remember him being
Speaker 1: called the butterfly. I'm saying that that that the origins.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that the origins were West Indian. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that, or I'm just telling you what
Speaker 1: I remember when I was doing dancing, the origin did
Speaker 1: not research. Yeah, I don't want to be incorrect, but
Speaker 1: you know you didn't ever know a black man. I
Speaker 1: want to come back as a beautiful butterfly. Have many
Speaker 1: have changed? Honey, we're not. They're not that what you
Speaker 1: call a scared of their their inner you know, femininity
Speaker 1: or whatever. That's true. Like I said, I don't have
Speaker 1: any tools and lunch. You can't read. We're bad yet yet,
Speaker 1: I'll get there. You give me my shot, and I
Speaker 1: will say that I've seen enough Jamaican men wearing a
Speaker 1: mesh tank tops to believe that they wouldn't come back
Speaker 1: as a butterfly. That's true. That's true. And requirement when
Speaker 1: you reach a certain needs to have a mesh wife
Speaker 1: beater or blank tank topic. We can't call that now
Speaker 1: more Campbell, you can't do wife beater. What's funny you shouldn't.
Speaker 1: They haven't come for it, really, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I think that's that's almost our morality being like, oh
Speaker 1: that feels icky now, but like it's not like society
Speaker 1: was like, get that the funk out of here. There's
Speaker 1: been no movement, there's been no real heat. But we all,
Speaker 1: but we all kind of in our hearts are like,
Speaker 1: I bet you that's wrong now, because I bet any
Speaker 1: day now they're gonna they're gonna take our wife beaters
Speaker 1: from us. That's my line. You will not take when
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in Target running errand you don't get
Speaker 1: reminding you but and you're gonna beat the hell in
Speaker 1: the parking lot. I would go to Target in a
Speaker 1: wife beater. So that's the possibility. It's an outside shirt too,
Speaker 1: Yes it is. It's an outside shirt, under shirt and
Speaker 1: outside church. I feel like we we lost our footing
Speaker 1: a little bit. But that's the question again, how did
Speaker 1: your mom or whoever come to a sign these these
Speaker 1: various animals insects to the people who had passed. I
Speaker 1: believe my mom was taught it from from her mom,
Speaker 1: but how she assigns it just the the how prevalent
Speaker 1: and how frequent whatever new creature insects. Stramal is approaching
Speaker 1: the porch in alignment with who died recently, or even
Speaker 1: or even who died a while ago. But it's the
Speaker 1: same butterfly that's been around for flies six years. So
Speaker 1: her mind is on so and so died. This thing
Speaker 1: here is always here. Every night at nine o'clock, it
Speaker 1: comes to the porch. So that's how she frequency, It's
Speaker 1: how she assigns it. Okay, here's my question. Is there
Speaker 1: anything about the way people live their life that would
Speaker 1: like certain characteristics that they would attribute to like like
Speaker 1: what do I gotta do to come back as like
Speaker 1: a jaguar? Understand? Does that make sense? A bag like
Speaker 1: sexy some sexy? It depends. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: rule book says in terms of how do you have
Speaker 1: to what that kind of guy you gotta be here
Speaker 1: to get a sign of sexy as jaguar. That's what
Speaker 1: I want because I feel like I know my luck.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a toad. They're gonna be you know
Speaker 1: that toad that we shoot out the back. You manifested
Speaker 1: your praying for whatever you want and be like, and God,
Speaker 1: can I come back at something sexy? Please? No, I
Speaker 1: will all embrace the jaguar lifestyle. I have no problems
Speaker 1: with that. I'd be scared I'd come back as like
Speaker 1: one of those, uh those sheep with two faces, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: just one of the faces on like a two face sheep.
Speaker 1: And now I gotta I'm just attached to another motherfucker
Speaker 1: who's just a regular sheep. But I I got the
Speaker 1: consciousness of a man who lived, you know what I mean. No,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of to do. Sheeps have two faces, well,
Speaker 1: if you look it up. And I'm sorry to be
Speaker 1: the one to introduced this to you, but there is
Speaker 1: a fair amount or at least it's it has happened
Speaker 1: multiple times of sheep born with multiple heads attached to
Speaker 1: each other. Sometimes it's like me and you have different internets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we don't sync up. You know, these periods ain't
Speaker 1: ain't mixing. It's fuck up, man. I don't like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of of what I'm throwing down. Jackie,
Speaker 1: don't look it up. You're better than this, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not good. You're like, no problem. I had no intention
Speaker 1: on looking at up. I was gonna let y'all play
Speaker 1: your games and then I'd come back in whenever you're ready.
Speaker 1: I also, I also have one more question about this,
Speaker 1: the negative ones, Like do you do you guys ever
Speaker 1: have like multiple negative run ins with animals? Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? What kind of animals? I've been shipped on
Speaker 1: by like seven different birds? What? Yeah, it's also good luck.
Speaker 1: I've heard I've heard of bird hitting on your money
Speaker 1: is coming. Hey, that's about to get really great. I've
Speaker 1: heard that. Yeah, that's that's a that's a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: of sorts. It's a little old wives tale. But so
Speaker 1: that could be someone that could be like my uncle
Speaker 1: Solomon or something like that. That could be a positive.
Speaker 1: What have you noticed that your career has been improving
Speaker 1: over time? I don't even I think I took all
Speaker 1: these elves as a child. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: been at a bird shot on me since I've been
Speaker 1: doing comedy, but like multiple times throughout childhood. Damn. So,
Speaker 1: so was your childhood then at least getting better or
Speaker 1: was it like no, no, it was very tumultuous. Are
Speaker 1: you it wasn't great. I was getting shipped on by
Speaker 1: birds have been not to mention my home life. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's good to know that could be somebody from my
Speaker 1: family watching out for me and not just terrible. Look, yeah,
Speaker 1: just think of that. That's a good point. If probably
Speaker 1: is that the same bird, they're probably not the same bird. No,
Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty sure at least two or three
Speaker 1: of them were seagulls. But that's the only I don't
Speaker 1: I'll I'll just go ahead and say it. I don't
Speaker 1: think there's any way that seagulls ship is good luck.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of birds that I'm willing to hear
Speaker 1: out could be potentially good luck. Seagulls ship that seems
Speaker 1: as close to demonic as one can get. I don't
Speaker 1: I think you're playing me out. But about pigeons, even pigeons,
Speaker 1: I I could see a level of like decency inside
Speaker 1: of a pigeon. Pigeons that have been used for more
Speaker 1: decent things. Seagulls are cursed animals. That's that's crazy. First
Speaker 1: of all, one good thing about a seagull, the good
Speaker 1: thing about a pigeon, it's a skyrat. Yeah, they used
Speaker 1: to them for magic tricks. That that's one good thing
Speaker 1: used to oh because magic is so great and they
Speaker 1: can't do them anymore because of Peter. They said, hey,
Speaker 1: stop killing our pigeons. They pigeons matter too, all right,
Speaker 1: you have been l a too long. Whenever I see
Speaker 1: a seagull, I'm always like, oh, it's probably a beach
Speaker 1: or something warm and nice nearby. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like a beautiful bird, that's a harbercher of peace and
Speaker 1: ocean fun times. Wait a minute, there are singulls in
Speaker 1: in fucking bed Stop Brooklyn. There's no way you see
Speaker 1: a seagull and go the beach the smell of Most
Speaker 1: of the time you associated a seagull with the ocean.
Speaker 1: Occasionally you got some hood rats in Brooklyn that you're
Speaker 1: traumatized by, clearly. But when I see a seagull, I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be nice fun times coming up somewhere. That's
Speaker 1: why I feel the same way. First, yes, damn, I
Speaker 1: read this book when I was a kid, called Jonathon
Speaker 1: Jonathan Livingston Seagulls, So I think about self improvement. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: what did Jonathan Jonathan Livingston have to do with man
Speaker 1: it's such a fucking hippie book. It's about this bird
Speaker 1: who like learns he gets obsessed with flying and learning
Speaker 1: to fly better and better and more daring and daring,
Speaker 1: and then he kind of like achieves full consciousness at
Speaker 1: the end. Is is a complicated I read a lot
Speaker 1: of weird ship. Were you hi? No? I was like,
Speaker 1: I was probably like eleven years old, so a couple
Speaker 1: of years before we'd two years mom my mom listens. Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: so the bird was not named Jonathan Livings. He was
Speaker 1: named Jonathan Livingston. Yeah. The book is called Jonathan Livingston Siegull.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so this is a a bird named Jonathan
Speaker 1: Livingston who goes through this this weird journey of self
Speaker 1: improvement as a seagull. Yeah all right. If this is
Speaker 1: what y'all are brought into. I don't know that we're
Speaker 1: gonna make any ground on whether or not singull ship
Speaker 1: is cursed. So I hear you. I respect your choice
Speaker 1: to embrace the single ship of your yester years. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Let let me ask you this, Jackie before
Speaker 1: we go to break. So your mother assigns these animals,
Speaker 1: these people who have passed, you said at the time
Speaker 1: you weren't necessarily super invested because you were a kid.
Speaker 1: Your is These aren't people that necessarily matter to you
Speaker 1: the same way. How much do you believe it now?
Speaker 1: How much are you bought into this possibility now? Occasionally
Speaker 1: if I see a stray cat that insists on staying
Speaker 1: straight and they won't even let me feed them or
Speaker 1: touch them or nothing, and they're always around, and it
Speaker 1: could be an animal that we just like possums I hate.
Speaker 1: I would if I see a possum and I have
Speaker 1: a gun, I'm gonna blow his face off. I don't
Speaker 1: care who, I don't care what anybody says. There's the
Speaker 1: earliest creature than the world. And when I was living
Speaker 1: in l A, my my apartment complex where I parked
Speaker 1: my car underneath you had the gated open the gate
Speaker 1: go to stars and go to your apartment. There was
Speaker 1: a possum that was always on that wall every night
Speaker 1: when I would come home from a gig midnight two am,
Speaker 1: and he would sit there and looking at me kind
Speaker 1: of like where where are you coming from? Like what attitude?
Speaker 1: When he was always there. So I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 1: if he, you know, low key like maybe he's looking
Speaker 1: out at you get home safe? Like why he and
Speaker 1: you don't attack me? He don't run, you don't move.
Speaker 1: I've learned to stop me and scared of him and
Speaker 1: walk around him. Oh, he's just the security. Is there
Speaker 1: anybody in your life you might have signed this possum
Speaker 1: too that you might say, Oh, my ex husband he
Speaker 1: died he had a heart attack when he was playing
Speaker 1: basketball and for already one years old time. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so so he could be this possum just checking in
Speaker 1: to make sure his his baby boo gets homesake. Well
Speaker 1: years ago when we when we were married in l A. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I ain't had a good animal follow me around in
Speaker 1: a while me either. Ladies, we gotta find this possum
Speaker 1: and find out if he could hoop, if this possum
Speaker 1: could play some bowl. That's true. That's true. Maybe because
Speaker 1: he's not that tall, but like a strong three Yeah.
Speaker 1: So whenever d be an animal that is in my
Speaker 1: path on a regular basis, it's just everybody got a squirrel.
Speaker 1: You never know what. You might not know what's looking
Speaker 1: over you. You You might think you might not even be
Speaker 1: noticing an animal that's always in your you know, your
Speaker 1: your whatever I've had some late night standoff with with
Speaker 1: uh with raccoons standoffs, Yeah, I used to. I used
Speaker 1: to mess with this girl who lived across the park
Speaker 1: from me, and I would be leaving her house late
Speaker 1: at night and I would cross Golden Gate Park and
Speaker 1: there would several times it would be like like I'd
Speaker 1: be like on the baseball diamond or something, and a
Speaker 1: raccoon would come upon me and we'd have like you
Speaker 1: just like you know, when you're looking at each other
Speaker 1: and then you keep it moving, and that could be
Speaker 1: I mean, I could be my grandpa, right, true? True?
Speaker 1: What do you think your grandpa is trying to say
Speaker 1: to you when you're crossing a field and he blocks
Speaker 1: your path? Either stay then I think he's trying to
Speaker 1: be like, don't just be creeping out of her house
Speaker 1: late at night. I think it's because you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Yeah, because she wanted me to stay and
Speaker 1: that would be more of the light. But I'd always
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I gotta do something in the morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's funny. The block I used to
Speaker 1: live on Laurel Canyon Boulevard in Valley Village, all the
Speaker 1: Valley Village, I don't I don't know, okay O good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend when I lived there, he would come
Speaker 1: see me after work at whatever, late at nights and
Speaker 1: he'd be like a jacket. This is how you know
Speaker 1: you got some good pussy in this neighborhood. There's no parking.
Speaker 1: There's no parking night, and I'm like, you're right, like
Speaker 1: you else the building, there's no there's no parking, and
Speaker 1: there is a possum that just sort of hangs out
Speaker 1: and somehow you're still getting some masks. Also, also, I
Speaker 1: want the listeners to understand that Jackie just gave a
Speaker 1: gem of how to find a neighborhood with good pussy,
Speaker 1: and you guys need to really be appreciative of that.
Speaker 1: And there's someone tell of you. Notice that's that's that's what.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Yeah, I really appreciate knowing that you're a
Speaker 1: single dude and there's no parking. Yeah, I didn't get
Speaker 1: his crib here. Yeah, if you can pull up and
Speaker 1: if you can pull up in front of her building
Speaker 1: and get a spot, it's trash. You don't want a brother,
Speaker 1: damn all right, you already here at first you gotta
Speaker 1: find that no parking pussy we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more Jackie Fabulist and more. And
Speaker 1: my mama told me, and we are. How is my
Speaker 1: man supposed to meet his meat with this ship? Bro?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah, we're back here with more Jackie
Speaker 1: Fabulous more. My mama told me. We're still talking about
Speaker 1: the possibility that your loved ones and your enemies. It
Speaker 1: sounds like also your enemies are potentially coming back as
Speaker 1: insects and and and animals stray animals specifically. Are they
Speaker 1: ever your pets? Is your pets stuff for a factor here?
Speaker 1: Is it just loose animals? No? I've had two pets
Speaker 1: in my adult life, two cats when I lived in
Speaker 1: the Bell Flower in l A. And one was when
Speaker 1: I got as a gift of the one I found
Speaker 1: and she didn't want to stay with me, so I
Speaker 1: don't know she was to the feral cat. You wanted
Speaker 1: to be out in the streets. Oh yeah, they'll do
Speaker 1: that sometimes. Yeahake loving you and like now I belong
Speaker 1: on big girl, I don't belonging in Yeah you know
Speaker 1: how many how many times have said that text message?
Speaker 1: Yeah all out there? I can't give loving you girl.
Speaker 1: I have a long out there. Yeah, I need to
Speaker 1: be I need to roam free and in front of
Speaker 1: your building. This is never gonna and that, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: is what we call a callback. That's that's the kind
Speaker 1: of comedy you'll get here. And my mama told me,
Speaker 1: I want to jump into this research because one of
Speaker 1: the things that I felt like was worth starting at.
Speaker 1: Right like, the best starting place for me was looking
Speaker 1: to see if there's any scientific validity to the idea
Speaker 1: of reincarnation. Right like, is reincarnation in any way proven
Speaker 1: to be a real thing. And while there's no defenditive
Speaker 1: proof of afterlives or or you know, reincarnation, there are
Speaker 1: a few studies that have landed some pretty jarring discoveries.
Speaker 1: There's a study from this professor name Jim Tucker at
Speaker 1: the University of Virginia who studied more than twenty five
Speaker 1: hundred cases of children who claimed to have memories from
Speaker 1: their past lives. That's specifically between the ages of two
Speaker 1: to about seven. These kids claim to have very vivid,
Speaker 1: very detailed memories of who they were before they were
Speaker 1: the kids that are sitting in front of them. The
Speaker 1: professor dude as it as of today and more specifically,
Speaker 1: he tells the story of this one boy named James
Speaker 1: uh Le ninjer leninjer. I don't know if that's that
Speaker 1: seems problematic, but that's the lininger. Maybe that that lininger
Speaker 1: sounds more more correct. But anyway, this this James nigger
Speaker 1: kid Uh, he says. He says he remembered being a
Speaker 1: World War Two fighter pilot named names Hustin uh and
Speaker 1: by age two, James reported uh this the kid reported
Speaker 1: having dreams four to five times a week, having remembered
Speaker 1: being shot down by the Japanese. He could recall the
Speaker 1: exact name of the boat that he flew off, of
Speaker 1: the location he was killed, and even the name of
Speaker 1: his co pilot, Jack Larson. Do you expect me to say,
Speaker 1: you know that this two year old knew they were Japanese? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: he was in Japanese. He got killed by the Japanese.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Do you think this two year
Speaker 1: old knew who the Japanese were? That's what he's That's
Speaker 1: apparently what he's saying. Don't they say those those are
Speaker 1: the formative, the formidable in formative years to two to six,
Speaker 1: and then when your brains a big ball of mush,
Speaker 1: so that if somebody got some World War two movies
Speaker 1: playing in the background, that kid have his dad watched
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay, Well, here's where the
Speaker 1: story gets crazy is that his parents did some research
Speaker 1: and found that all of the accounts that he was
Speaker 1: recounting did in fact happen, and a real Jack Larson,
Speaker 1: a real James Hustin were killed alongside each other in
Speaker 1: this attack, based on records, and they went on to
Speaker 1: say that they were not in any way playing anything
Speaker 1: related to World War Two around this kid. He was
Speaker 1: just two years old, so his communication obviously was relatively limited,
Speaker 1: and you know, his knowledge of the world was relatively limited.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, they say that these individuals were so
Speaker 1: obscure that no television show or movies or anything was
Speaker 1: even being made about them. They were just randos who
Speaker 1: got killed in the war, and this kid remembered being
Speaker 1: one of them. All right, They kid is touched clearly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions. Is this like the horse
Speaker 1: who could count? Tell me more? I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you mean. They had that horse. People said,
Speaker 1: this is real, this is real, it's real. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: had that horse that people thought could do math. But
Speaker 1: what it really would do would it would look for
Speaker 1: the keys in the person, because it would like, they
Speaker 1: give it a math problem and it would stomp it
Speaker 1: hoofs for the amount of times for the answer so
Speaker 1: to be like four plus four, and would stomp its
Speaker 1: hooves eight times. And what they learned was that it
Speaker 1: was seeing the reaction in humans when it got to
Speaker 1: the right number, not like knowing math. So it's just
Speaker 1: like it would just stop until we everybody freaked the
Speaker 1: funk out and right, it can sense our excitement per
Speaker 1: per stomp. And that's what I'm saying about this probably
Speaker 1: slow little baby, Well, I thought you slow. Oh we're
Speaker 1: talking about different kinds of touch. Okay, okay, I'm touched
Speaker 1: as in eccentric and you know, high functioning, amazing that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Oh I meant other way, yeah, eating crayons.
Speaker 1: But that's I love that you think if this is
Speaker 1: because if you're if the analogy you're creating is real,
Speaker 1: what you're suggested is the boys sitting there, he's like
Speaker 1: I had a dream. My name was James us. No
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying like he was like I had
Speaker 1: a dream I was a fighter pilot, you know, and
Speaker 1: like like I I just feel like it's maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of people want I don't know if that feels
Speaker 1: crazy to me. And the fact that the two year
Speaker 1: old could communicate that. Have you talked to two year olds?
Speaker 1: They talk stupid. Yeah, no, they're not bright and they're
Speaker 1: not and it's fine. They have a lot more life,
Speaker 1: but they talk like dummies. They're like I mean, they
Speaker 1: say I had a dream on me. My best friend
Speaker 1: got shot down next to me in a fighter jet.
Speaker 1: I've never heard a two year old say anything like that.
Speaker 1: I've heard him say I made a poopy, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. What's the race of the family
Speaker 1: and it was a black family and their kid recited
Speaker 1: all those facts that kid would be up for adoption
Speaker 1: because he's able child. They didn't they didn't specify in
Speaker 1: the article. But I think we all know the race
Speaker 1: of this white white baby. It's not Japanese, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: He wasn't Japanese. He knew who his enemy was and
Speaker 1: he made in the in the study. You know, this
Speaker 1: reminds me and when I when Ellen's show was you know, harmless,
Speaker 1: she had a kid on that had not all political
Speaker 1: like it was at the Weird Now. But when she
Speaker 1: had the young she always had young kid, young prodigies
Speaker 1: on her show. And she had one kid who could
Speaker 1: like three, who can name all the presidents? And Ellen's
Speaker 1: reaction was, you can do that. When I was three,
Speaker 1: I thought my shadow was another person. I still got it.
Speaker 1: I see you're still got it. I still got it.
Speaker 1: They should have never taken that show away from her.
Speaker 1: She could have done it another twenty years. Stuff. I
Speaker 1: get mad at I enjoyed it at first. I'm a trader,
Speaker 1: kind of a constantly scared scaring people. That was that
Speaker 1: kind of my nerves. After lost, Stop scaring your guests
Speaker 1: and the employees. There's a video and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1: There's a video where she she scares like one of
Speaker 1: her like lead producers, Yes, ahead of everything, Yeah, And
Speaker 1: he's like walking through a hallway or some ship, and
Speaker 1: she like has like a different she's not even scaring people.
Speaker 1: She has a different person scaring him. And he gets
Speaker 1: so angry in a way that you can tell they
Speaker 1: don't like each other. Like he he like literally like
Speaker 1: gets scared and goes stop fucking doing that, and like
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this isn't This isn't fun no more.
Speaker 1: This is just a mean lady doing mean stuff. L
Speaker 1: was wondering because for years he would look pissed. You know,
Speaker 1: he isn't. I'm like, is he get acted? And that's
Speaker 1: really good being pissed and doing a job after you pissed.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. So you want to go
Speaker 1: to work and somebody's popping out out every day. After
Speaker 1: a while, it's like, fuck you bitch, do it for
Speaker 1: the whole month of October. After that, you I have
Speaker 1: to pay attention to my job. Yeah, like I'm at work,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah no. And and frankly, this job isn't stimulating enough,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean for me to to forgive
Speaker 1: you for what you're doing. At some point, she would
Speaker 1: have fawn the heart attack. I'm sure they kept on going.
Speaker 1: Somebody like somebody would have died, and maybe that's why
Speaker 1: they canceled her. Maybe they were like, look, if we
Speaker 1: don't intervene, someone's gonna die on this set, and now
Speaker 1: we're being held accountable. But if he died, maybe he
Speaker 1: comes back. Because the Jaguar one part of my stand
Speaker 1: up career that I have not tried to improve with
Speaker 1: my callback effort. I do not try because it's honestly, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's the only skill I have anymore. I do like
Speaker 1: the idea of him coming back as the Jaguar malling
Speaker 1: Ellen and Porsche Drazi. You gotta get both of you,
Speaker 1: and and now what is there like a silly ass
Speaker 1: butterfly replacing Ellen somewhere. But this is a lesson I've
Speaker 1: learned because I'm in the business trying to progress. I
Speaker 1: also respected Ellen and loved her show because her sister
Speaker 1: in law did my head shots and her brother gave
Speaker 1: me a shot on a pilot years ago. So you see,
Speaker 1: you always gotta remember a lot of people like, Hey,
Speaker 1: the Ellen family didn't do ship for me, So fuck them,
Speaker 1: that's what I say. Damn, you're going at the whole degenerous,
Speaker 1: all connected they burned hilarious. So, in terms of the
Speaker 1: basic science behind what's being argued here, although I don't
Speaker 1: think either of you seem particularly bought into James story,
Speaker 1: but the basic science that's being argued, if you remove
Speaker 1: some of the religious arguments, is that some believe the
Speaker 1: consciousness of a person can be separated from the physical form,
Speaker 1: meaning consciousness would not necessarily be dependent on a physical
Speaker 1: brain in order to survive, and could continue after the
Speaker 1: physical brain and after the body has died. I get
Speaker 1: that right, that that idea that energy cannot be created
Speaker 1: or destroyed, just transferred. Whatever it is that gives you
Speaker 1: your free will and your personality and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: it does have to go. That energy does have to
Speaker 1: go somewhere when you die, right theoretically, Yeah, But why
Speaker 1: into a baby? Like I mean, I guess if I died,
Speaker 1: I would cut it swimming and pregnanties pussy or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, because that's where it would go, right,
Speaker 1: it would go into the That's what happens. That's what
Speaker 1: we're You feel like that, don't make me feel like that.
Speaker 1: In your brain it's going is your Your consciousness goes
Speaker 1: up the pussy, oh years, goes down the mouth. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how a is you get in there. I
Speaker 1: figured we could pass through bellies by the point that
Speaker 1: that I'm transferring consciousness. But but I'm I did to
Speaker 1: find out I could go up through a pussy. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at it. Well, they say that whenever you
Speaker 1: have anybody inside of you, whether it's through a birth
Speaker 1: or a sex. You're you're getting that energy from that person.
Speaker 1: Aren't you everything, getting everything, absorbing all their energy? Hey
Speaker 1: you should? You know promiscuity can make you depressed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're taking it all in through the pussy, much
Speaker 1: like the consciousness you are. We are the receivers, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's how we are built. And you guys are putting
Speaker 1: in whatever you're putting in, and you're putting in everything,
Speaker 1: your spirit, your mind, your stress, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: That's true. Then then you are at least considering the
Speaker 1: possibility or at least embracing a potential possibility of what
Speaker 1: James is put presenting. Right I think it? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I I know personally like within my family and
Speaker 1: this might be like a West African thing or serially
Speaker 1: on thing. We talked about people from our family coming
Speaker 1: back in other people like my mom. My mom says
Speaker 1: that my littlest brother is her dad. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure, And like my grandma thought that I was
Speaker 1: her brother because we had just I think it was
Speaker 1: your brother. We we just had weirdly similar characteristics, like
Speaker 1: he had like really big, flat feet, and he never
Speaker 1: wore shoes and just like weird like that. And I
Speaker 1: don't like wearing shoes very much either, But she's not
Speaker 1: at all considering a genetic consistence. So talk about my grandma, like,
Speaker 1: you know what's funny? I, Um, my father died five
Speaker 1: years ago and I haven't seen hide nor hair, not
Speaker 1: a fucking clue anywhere and in an animal and insect
Speaker 1: a man. Nothing. Really, I haven't tell him. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I don't have you know. And when he died,
Speaker 1: I was the only one of my family who was
Speaker 1: not falling apart, because we kind of grew apart. I
Speaker 1: live in l a whatever. But when he died, I
Speaker 1: kind of was like, all right, I wonder how he'll
Speaker 1: follow me or watched me. And and when I he
Speaker 1: had one of his bread blazers in my bedroom when
Speaker 1: I removed it, so I don't feel anything. And another thing, Langston, look,
Speaker 1: you remind me of my father because your name is
Speaker 1: very regal and west Indy, and my father's name was Lincoln,
Speaker 1: and you're lang you resemble him. He was a light
Speaker 1: skinned man like you. My mom was your complexion. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm in between. I'm the brown. You know, so
Speaker 1: you mean a beautiful, rich, deep brown of course, like
Speaker 1: a berry, like a beautiful berry, the juices so sweet.
Speaker 1: All right, this seems like a different podcast, though, said,
Speaker 1: you know why my last boyfriend looked like you. My
Speaker 1: current one is the color of the homeboy down here. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well well I'll say this. I'd be lucky
Speaker 1: to be your your reincardnated father. What an honor that
Speaker 1: would be. So one of the things that I then
Speaker 1: wanted to sort of like look up, I guess in
Speaker 1: relation to this question of animals coming back or or
Speaker 1: us coming back as animals, I found an article that
Speaker 1: gathered a few stories of people who believe that their
Speaker 1: loved ones had come back as various woodland creatures of
Speaker 1: sorts to communicate messages to them. One specifically talked about
Speaker 1: this lady who was attempting to memorialize her grandmother. Right,
Speaker 1: She's trying to figure out a way to write about
Speaker 1: her grandmother after she passes. She can't think of anything
Speaker 1: to say, and then all of a sudden, a herron
Speaker 1: lands on the water near her and like stars at her,
Speaker 1: and she suddenly has like all these memories wash over
Speaker 1: her in all these beautiful words that she previously didn't have,
Speaker 1: and now she claims every time she's feeling lost or uncertain,
Speaker 1: she sees a heron nearby, like a heron will just
Speaker 1: randomly pop up out of nowhere, and she believes that
Speaker 1: herron's are her grandmother. My question is is it a
Speaker 1: singular thing? Like are are we? Are we meant to
Speaker 1: interpret this as like, oh, it's that one heron and
Speaker 1: any other herons were conflating or is it like no,
Speaker 1: I embody all herons. I call DIBs on heron's from
Speaker 1: now on, like I am jaguar. I am exactly you
Speaker 1: are the the entire population of jaguars. I think it's
Speaker 1: just one. I think it's just my opinion for my
Speaker 1: own substisition. I think it's just one animal out of
Speaker 1: the species that is hanging out with you. Alick mm hmm. Now,
Speaker 1: because harron's aren't like as far as I can tell,
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't look is different? Like what what's
Speaker 1: the region she's talking about with this hand? Like is
Speaker 1: it like she lived in Virginia her whole life and
Speaker 1: all these errands of Virginia hair, Because that it could
Speaker 1: be that it could be the same heron, oh, meaning
Speaker 1: like is she near a place where there's a ton
Speaker 1: of herons that that I mean more like regionally? Is
Speaker 1: it all within the same area that she has seen them?
Speaker 1: That I would assume. So I can't imagine that she's
Speaker 1: like at Costco and she's like, ah, where where is
Speaker 1: the sales? And not like Cosco, but like maybe she
Speaker 1: went to like go visit a friend in d C.
Speaker 1: And she was feeling upset and she saw heron But
Speaker 1: she lives in North Carolina. You see what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a it's kind of like skinny legs and then
Speaker 1: like a long sloper beak. Yeah, it's a big it's
Speaker 1: a bigger sort of bird. It's not like giant, but
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a solid it's a it's a
Speaker 1: welterweight bird. Let's say that same bird. You think it's
Speaker 1: the same one that I wish I'm with you on
Speaker 1: that I'm with you on that y. I also think
Speaker 1: to that point it speaks to how and I think
Speaker 1: we take this for granted. You know, we're all traveling comedians,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people don't go nowhere. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean like they'd be in the same
Speaker 1: little three places every for every year, for real, for real.
Speaker 1: I took over in Arizona for whatever, and the drivers like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to the airport? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: where are you going? California? Who I would want? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I said, you can you can go anywhere you want.
Speaker 1: It's literally four hours away and you have a car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But some people, some people really do have the mentality
Speaker 1: of I was born on this block, I worked down
Speaker 1: the street. I'm my lover or boyfriend, whatever is next?
Speaker 1: Why would I Why would I part of America? In
Speaker 1: my opinion, my lover's house has so much parking, Why
Speaker 1: would I leave? He's just sitting in the car, like, Oh,
Speaker 1: someday I hope to see tusig Oh, oh the things
Speaker 1: I would think if I ever got to see Tucson, Arizona. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt I felt bad. I stopped saying, like, you
Speaker 1: know you can go. I realize you don't know their
Speaker 1: life story and their finances and you don't know their histories,
Speaker 1: and you can't be like you know you can go.
Speaker 1: And if you look at the way the uber pricing
Speaker 1: breaks down, he can't go, he can he is in bondage.
Speaker 1: Currently he's a car slave, and yeah, it's like working
Speaker 1: for the railroad. I don't know. I've been a broke
Speaker 1: comic and I managed to get a lot of places
Speaker 1: with very little money. Facts. I have gotten on a
Speaker 1: plane with no plan or money on how I was
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm like this, this game, don't pay me.
Speaker 1: I now live here, and I hope that they have
Speaker 1: food at this bar otherwise I'm gonna have to steal. Okay,
Speaker 1: They've been so many times, but my only meal of
Speaker 1: the day was at the club. I had a gig
Speaker 1: that night meal. And then you get like and then
Speaker 1: you get the nice waitress who's like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: also maybe want some wings for after the show? And
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I'm gonna marry you girl. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come back, ma'am. I do. I had a club manager
Speaker 1: be like, Jackie, you hungry and I have that one
Speaker 1: tier come down? I am. I you know, So with that,
Speaker 1: I guess, uh. This this is a a interesting transition,
Speaker 1: or at least a helpful transition into into the well.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should save this raft of the break. This
Speaker 1: is a big question that I have, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to squeeze this in before the break. Let's take
Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna take one more break. We'll be
Speaker 1: back with more Jackie Fabulous and more, my mama told me.
Speaker 1: And we'll talk about this ship after. Okay, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: keep talking that way. By and we are, Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: can you lend the nigga a pencil? Yeah, we're back here.
Speaker 1: We're more Jackie fabuleus more, my mama told me. We're
Speaker 1: still talking about the possibility that your loved ones are
Speaker 1: raccoons and possums and herons. Even if you Okay, Bory,
Speaker 1: I know you want to be a jaguar or other
Speaker 1: any kind of big sexy cat, big sexy cat, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Where are you in the in the resurrection spectrum? Where
Speaker 1: where would you like to to find yourself? Oh? A peacock? Clearly,
Speaker 1: peacock like to show me when i'm when I want
Speaker 1: to be showing, and then I want to come in
Speaker 1: and be quiet when I want to be quiet. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Peacocks are interesting because they live in Pasadena, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like they like Padena. Yeah, that's a good,
Speaker 1: pretty good place to end up that like these gorgeous
Speaker 1: birds that could be anything, be anywhere. And they're in
Speaker 1: South Pasadena right by the O. You could have to
Speaker 1: go anyway. Why you here? What a fascinating, fascinating bird.
Speaker 1: Wait like, and I want to I want to change
Speaker 1: my mind. I want to be a sea turtle. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's okay, tell me more. Why did you switch it?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. I've just always
Speaker 1: had like you ever see something and you're like it
Speaker 1: sees you, and you're like, I get what you're doing,
Speaker 1: and it's like I get what you're doing. That's how
Speaker 1: I feel with sea turtles, Like I just the idea
Speaker 1: of just like riding warm waves forever it feels okay.
Speaker 1: And they get so old, which means that they've clearly,
Speaker 1: like I found a pretty reasonable way of living, right,
Speaker 1: But the things that get the oldest are the things
Speaker 1: that know how to live the best. And see, sea
Speaker 1: turtles get old as fuck, and I just they there's
Speaker 1: always like there's like a zen to it that I've
Speaker 1: just always really identified with. Yeah, I like that there
Speaker 1: that they just keep on going, man, and they're just
Speaker 1: like riding They're just riding waves. They have this to
Speaker 1: move with minimal effort, but it's very efficient. It's just
Speaker 1: like I like that, and people tell you you can,
Speaker 1: you can, you can enjoy them and observe them, believe
Speaker 1: them alone, exactly, exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah, besides the animals
Speaker 1: that eat them. Everybody has a pretty solid appreciation for
Speaker 1: Do animals eat sea turtles? They're pretty and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to eat everything down there. Yeah, I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's charcoal funk up a sea turtle. That's a
Speaker 1: fight I don't want to watch. Actually, And this actually
Speaker 1: gets me to the animal that I would have picked.
Speaker 1: I I think I'd go with the killer whale. I
Speaker 1: think I'd like to be a killer interesting and I
Speaker 1: wanna I want to change my attitude in my next life,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I want to be sadistic
Speaker 1: in a way that i've I've avoided in my current life.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I'm going with killer whale. And I
Speaker 1: did the other day bore you see a video of
Speaker 1: a killer whale just fucking up a sea turtle in
Speaker 1: a way that like was where where were you? Why? What?
Speaker 1: I didn't I wasn't strolling the boardwalk intil I was
Speaker 1: on the internet down my seal beach just and so
Speaker 1: I one, I don't know what was going on. Also,
Speaker 1: you say you want to be sadistic in a way
Speaker 1: that you haven't in this life. You make it sound
Speaker 1: like you would like to be sadistic in this life
Speaker 1: you just have not. Yes, I think after a while
Speaker 1: you kind of are stuck in the choices you've made.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna undo my family and the good
Speaker 1: that I've created for myself. But if I get to
Speaker 1: do this motherfucker again, I'm gonna play catch with seals bodies,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm gonna really become a
Speaker 1: real sick fuck. Is this Hopefully this is not an insult,
Speaker 1: but I can see that for you? Is that? No,
Speaker 1: that's sweet. I can see the evil that is there,
Speaker 1: but you don't. You don't use it right, you feel it,
Speaker 1: You feel it lurking on the edge. Feel Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my choice. Honestly, this is the nicest thing you
Speaker 1: could have said to me. I was afraid you would.
Speaker 1: You would knock this idea down warmed my heart. And
Speaker 1: the clip from the episode because you're yeah, like filing people,
Speaker 1: this is like something special. So the big question I
Speaker 1: think I have with all of this is do you
Speaker 1: feel like there's any part of this that starts to
Speaker 1: feel a little icky when when we're talking about the
Speaker 1: assigning of like spirits and pets and all not pets,
Speaker 1: but specifically spirits to animals. I started, as I was
Speaker 1: going through all of this stuff, I found these people
Speaker 1: who coined themselves as pet psychics, right they animals, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that they do specifically is
Speaker 1: they go and deal with people who just lost pets
Speaker 1: and start to talk about how they can like they're
Speaker 1: communicating with the animal now, and the animal is gonna
Speaker 1: come back as a as a new dog, that that
Speaker 1: will be here in three years or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And and some of it starts to feel a little yucky,
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, you're taking advantage of people's want
Speaker 1: for their loved ones or want for that communication by
Speaker 1: like telling them these these sort of like bullshit stories
Speaker 1: that they ultimately will make true because you told me
Speaker 1: to that ship though, is like that sins of man.
Speaker 1: That's not God's fault. Like just because these people are
Speaker 1: skimming doesn't take away from this tradition. I don't think whoa,
Speaker 1: I think it's all creepy. I think everything is creepy,
Speaker 1: but I think I think creepy necessary everything. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: things to be black and white and and explainable, understandable.
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very comfortable with the unclear and not
Speaker 1: having there, not having a no. But that's a very
Speaker 1: that's arrogant to me. I'm very good with like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm never gonna know. I don't have to know.
Speaker 1: I'm healthy, friends and family and healthy. I don't have
Speaker 1: to have the answers. So I'm okay with the creep
Speaker 1: the creep quotion of it all. That's a very centering
Speaker 1: sort of interpretation of all of this, I think. I
Speaker 1: think I think with that, you can then go like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe my dad will come back eventually as whatever animal,
Speaker 1: and it's not I'm gonna be. It doesn't. Oh he
Speaker 1: might maybe when I get married again, he might be.
Speaker 1: He might come to that wedding he didn't go to
Speaker 1: the first one. Your dad, Your dad. Okay, I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about the proverbial, because I don't. I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope he's a ladybug. I'm gonna step on it,
Speaker 1: kill you twice. And if he comes back to the road,
Speaker 1: he's gonna get burn alack. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: this is uh slowly turning into a daddy's issue podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with that. My dad's
Speaker 1: pretty cool, big friend, you resemble my father. I will
Speaker 1: not act. Man. He comes back as one of those
Speaker 1: dolphins that just hangs out places and catches fish. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they'd like to have sex too. Yeah. They We had
Speaker 1: a bit of an argument on this podcast in the
Speaker 1: past about whether or not dolphins UH sexually assaults people.
Speaker 1: That's a big I guess theory. I've heard that they
Speaker 1: get freaky. I heard they get appropriate with with swimmers
Speaker 1: and stuff. It definitely has happened, But I think statistically
Speaker 1: evidence shows that they're not, in fact the rapists that
Speaker 1: we make them out to be, but just occasionally horny
Speaker 1: and occasionally you meet a a salacious dolphins. Are they mammals?
Speaker 1: They are. There's no reason why they shouldn't see me
Speaker 1: or you or you and not be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals. Okay, man, There
Speaker 1: not to do with fish, and it's all human human
Speaker 1: and mammals. Mammals are humans, mammals or mammals. We can
Speaker 1: find compatibility in there somewhere. I don't like this. It
Speaker 1: makes me so uncomfortable talk about sucking animals at all.
Speaker 1: Mammals and dolphins. You gotta acknowledge that they're not fish,
Speaker 1: so they can't have the same right. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think that's this issue with it. I don't think he's like, well, well,
Speaker 1: if they were fishing, yeah, Oh no, I'm sing the
Speaker 1: male dolphins had penises. I've never seen the male dolphins anatomies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they know out. Yeah, they can
Speaker 1: suck a woman, they're going on. I think that. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: The question is more should they fuck a woman? And
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go with the hard no. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: why why would you assume? No? Who are you to
Speaker 1: tell them what they How do you have the right?
Speaker 1: That's arrogance like your part they might be and we
Speaker 1: tell them they shouldn't, Well, then call me an arrogant
Speaker 1: bitch because I am not. Also, you don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: you love dolphin pussy, and that's what I'm afraid of. Frankly,
Speaker 1: if that's really what this is, ifat that, I will
Speaker 1: I'm going to stay away from that and just stick
Speaker 1: to human like I just figured out human. I don't
Speaker 1: get time to figure Do you know dolphins got three clips? Really?
Speaker 1: I was almost like, good luck, Yeah, that's that's too
Speaker 1: much stress. I only have one tongue. What are we
Speaker 1: gonna do? All right? I think we did it. I
Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't know that a healthier ending
Speaker 1: is going to come out of this besides eating out
Speaker 1: a dolphin as the big dismount. Oh, I insinuated, I insinuated.
Speaker 1: Did you okay? You said playing with it the three clips?
Speaker 1: That's not because I said I only have one tongue. Oh,
Speaker 1: you have hands? Okay, you're right, it's silver lanth in
Speaker 1: my bad. Look what you did? Now? You you brought
Speaker 1: us back into not finish it? Well, look at us, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people where they can find you?
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Speaker 1: I'll be at the Mine Drop Comedy Club in San
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Speaker 1: my website get tickets and how let your girl. Thanks
Speaker 1: for having me. Hell yeah, BORI what you got? Uh? Man?
Speaker 1: Come to September fift I'm headlining the Allegian in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles doing my one hour show. Some other comedian is
Speaker 1: doing an hour there that night. I'm not sure. September though,
Speaker 1: Come to Denver, Colorado. Uh and see Langston Kerman headline
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Speaker 1: Please go see David. And if you're not going to
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Speaker 1: the fifteenth, where I'll be during my hour. And as always,
Speaker 1: you can follow me at length in Kerman. And if
Speaker 1: you want to send us your own drops, your own
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, your own arguments about whether or not dolphins
Speaker 1: have multiple clips, please send those arguments to my mama
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Speaker 1: from you. That's about it, Bye, bitch my crop chips
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