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Speaker 1: the kids that are sitting in front of them. The

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00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: professor dude as it as of today and more specifically,

422
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: he tells the story of this one boy named James

423
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 1: uh Le ninjer leninjer. I don't know if that's that

424
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: seems problematic, but that's the lininger. Maybe that that lininger

425
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: sounds more more correct. But anyway, this this James nigger

426
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: kid Uh, he says. He says he remembered being a

427
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: World War Two fighter pilot named names Hustin uh and

428
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: by age two, James reported uh this the kid reported

429
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: having dreams four to five times a week, having remembered

430
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: being shot down by the Japanese. He could recall the

431
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: exact name of the boat that he flew off, of

432
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: the location he was killed, and even the name of

433
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: his co pilot, Jack Larson. Do you expect me to say,

434
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: you know that this two year old knew they were Japanese? No, no, no,

435
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: he was in Japanese. He got killed by the Japanese.

436
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Do you think this two year

437
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: old knew who the Japanese were? That's what he's That's

438
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,479
Speaker 1: apparently what he's saying. Don't they say those those are

439
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: the formative, the formidable in formative years to two to six,

440
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: and then when your brains a big ball of mush,

441
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: so that if somebody got some World War two movies

442
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: playing in the background, that kid have his dad watched

443
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay, Well, here's where the

444
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: story gets crazy is that his parents did some research

445
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: and found that all of the accounts that he was

446
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: recounting did in fact happen, and a real Jack Larson,

447
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: a real James Hustin were killed alongside each other in

448
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: this attack, based on records, and they went on to

449
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: say that they were not in any way playing anything

450
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: related to World War Two around this kid. He was

451
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: just two years old, so his communication obviously was relatively limited,

452
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: and you know, his knowledge of the world was relatively limited.

453
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: And more importantly, they say that these individuals were so

454
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 1: obscure that no television show or movies or anything was

455
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: even being made about them. They were just randos who

456
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: got killed in the war, and this kid remembered being

457
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: one of them. All right, They kid is touched clearly. Yeah.

458
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: I have so many questions. Is this like the horse

459
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: who could count? Tell me more? I don't, I don't

460
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: know what you mean. They had that horse. People said,

461
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: this is real, this is real, it's real. Yeah, they

462
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: had that horse that people thought could do math. But

463
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: what it really would do would it would look for

464
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: the keys in the person, because it would like, they

465
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: give it a math problem and it would stomp it

466
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: hoofs for the amount of times for the answer so

467
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: to be like four plus four, and would stomp its

468
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: hooves eight times. And what they learned was that it

469
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: was seeing the reaction in humans when it got to

470
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: the right number, not like knowing math. So it's just

471
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 1: like it would just stop until we everybody freaked the

472
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: funk out and right, it can sense our excitement per

473
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: per stomp. And that's what I'm saying about this probably

474
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: slow little baby, Well, I thought you slow. Oh we're

475
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: talking about different kinds of touch. Okay, okay, I'm touched

476
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: as in eccentric and you know, high functioning, amazing that

477
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Oh I meant other way, yeah, eating crayons.

478
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: But that's I love that you think if this is

479
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: because if you're if the analogy you're creating is real,

480
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: what you're suggested is the boys sitting there, he's like

481
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: I had a dream. My name was James us. No

482
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying like he was like I had

483
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: a dream I was a fighter pilot, you know, and

484
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: like like I I just feel like it's maybe a

485
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: lot of people want I don't know if that feels

486
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: crazy to me. And the fact that the two year

487
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: old could communicate that. Have you talked to two year olds?

488
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: They talk stupid. Yeah, no, they're not bright and they're

489
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: not and it's fine. They have a lot more life,

490
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: but they talk like dummies. They're like I mean, they

491
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: say I had a dream on me. My best friend

492
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: got shot down next to me in a fighter jet.

493
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: I've never heard a two year old say anything like that.

494
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: I've heard him say I made a poopy, Yeah, you

495
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean. What's the race of the family

496
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: and it was a black family and their kid recited

497
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: all those facts that kid would be up for adoption

498
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: because he's able child. They didn't they didn't specify in

499
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: the article. But I think we all know the race

500
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: of this white white baby. It's not Japanese, that's for sure.

501
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: He wasn't Japanese. He knew who his enemy was and

502
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: he made in the in the study. You know, this

503
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: reminds me and when I when Ellen's show was you know, harmless,

504
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: she had a kid on that had not all political

505
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: like it was at the Weird Now. But when she

506
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: had the young she always had young kid, young prodigies

507
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: on her show. And she had one kid who could

508
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: like three, who can name all the presidents? And Ellen's

509
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: reaction was, you can do that. When I was three,

510
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: I thought my shadow was another person. I still got it.

511
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: I see you're still got it. I still got it.

512
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 1: They should have never taken that show away from her.

513
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: She could have done it another twenty years. Stuff. I

514
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: get mad at I enjoyed it at first. I'm a trader,

515
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: kind of a constantly scared scaring people. That was that

516
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: kind of my nerves. After lost, Stop scaring your guests

517
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: and the employees. There's a video and I'll never forget it.

518
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: There's a video where she she scares like one of

519
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: her like lead producers, Yes, ahead of everything, Yeah, And

520
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: he's like walking through a hallway or some ship, and

521
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: she like has like a different she's not even scaring people.

522
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: She has a different person scaring him. And he gets

523
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: so angry in a way that you can tell they

524
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: don't like each other. Like he he like literally like

525
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: gets scared and goes stop fucking doing that, and like

526
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, this isn't This isn't fun no more.

527
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: This is just a mean lady doing mean stuff. L

528
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: was wondering because for years he would look pissed. You know,

529
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: he isn't. I'm like, is he get acted? And that's

530
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: really good being pissed and doing a job after you pissed.

531
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. So you want to go

532
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: to work and somebody's popping out out every day. After

533
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: a while, it's like, fuck you bitch, do it for

534
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: the whole month of October. After that, you I have

535
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: to pay attention to my job. Yeah, like I'm at work,

536
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: yeah yeah no. And and frankly, this job isn't stimulating enough,

537
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean for me to to forgive

538
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: you for what you're doing. At some point, she would

539
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: have fawn the heart attack. I'm sure they kept on going.

540
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: Somebody like somebody would have died, and maybe that's why

541
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: they canceled her. Maybe they were like, look, if we

542
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: don't intervene, someone's gonna die on this set, and now

543
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: we're being held accountable. But if he died, maybe he

544
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: comes back. Because the Jaguar one part of my stand

545
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: up career that I have not tried to improve with

546
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: my callback effort. I do not try because it's honestly, honestly,

547
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: it's the only skill I have anymore. I do like

548
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: the idea of him coming back as the Jaguar malling

549
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: Ellen and Porsche Drazi. You gotta get both of you,

550
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: and and now what is there like a silly ass

551
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: butterfly replacing Ellen somewhere. But this is a lesson I've

552
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: learned because I'm in the business trying to progress. I

553
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: also respected Ellen and loved her show because her sister

554
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: in law did my head shots and her brother gave

555
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: me a shot on a pilot years ago. So you see,

556
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: you always gotta remember a lot of people like, Hey,

557
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: the Ellen family didn't do ship for me, So fuck them,

558
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: that's what I say. Damn, you're going at the whole degenerous,

559
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: all connected they burned hilarious. So, in terms of the

560
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: basic science behind what's being argued here, although I don't

561
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: think either of you seem particularly bought into James story,

562
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: but the basic science that's being argued, if you remove

563
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: some of the religious arguments, is that some believe the

564
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: consciousness of a person can be separated from the physical form,

565
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: meaning consciousness would not necessarily be dependent on a physical

566
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: brain in order to survive, and could continue after the

567
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: physical brain and after the body has died. I get

568
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: that right, that that idea that energy cannot be created

569
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 1: or destroyed, just transferred. Whatever it is that gives you

570
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: your free will and your personality and all that stuff,

571
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: it does have to go. That energy does have to

572
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: go somewhere when you die, right theoretically, Yeah, But why

573
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: into a baby? Like I mean, I guess if I died,

574
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: I would cut it swimming and pregnanties pussy or something like.

575
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: I don't know how, because that's where it would go, right,

576
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: it would go into the That's what happens. That's what

577
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: we're You feel like that, don't make me feel like that.

578
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: In your brain it's going is your Your consciousness goes

579
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: up the pussy, oh years, goes down the mouth. I

580
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: don't understand how a is you get in there. I

581
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: figured we could pass through bellies by the point that

582
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: that I'm transferring consciousness. But but I'm I did to

583
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: find out I could go up through a pussy. I'm

584
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: not mad at it. Well, they say that whenever you

585
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 1: have anybody inside of you, whether it's through a birth

586
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: or a sex. You're you're getting that energy from that person.

587
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: Aren't you everything, getting everything, absorbing all their energy? Hey

588
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: you should? You know promiscuity can make you depressed. Yeah, yeah,

589
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: because you're taking it all in through the pussy, much

590
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: like the consciousness you are. We are the receivers, thank you.

591
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: That's how we are built. And you guys are putting

592
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: in whatever you're putting in, and you're putting in everything,

593
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: your spirit, your mind, your stress, all kinds of stuff.

594
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: That's true. Then then you are at least considering the

595
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: possibility or at least embracing a potential possibility of what

596
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: James is put presenting. Right I think it? Yeah, I

597
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: mean I I know personally like within my family and

598
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: this might be like a West African thing or serially

599
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: on thing. We talked about people from our family coming

600
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: back in other people like my mom. My mom says

601
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: that my littlest brother is her dad. She's like, I'm

602
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: pretty sure, And like my grandma thought that I was

603
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: her brother because we had just I think it was

604
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: your brother. We we just had weirdly similar characteristics, like

605
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: he had like really big, flat feet, and he never

606
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: wore shoes and just like weird like that. And I

607
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: don't like wearing shoes very much either, But she's not

608
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: at all considering a genetic consistence. So talk about my grandma, like,

609
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: you know what's funny? I, Um, my father died five

610
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: years ago and I haven't seen hide nor hair, not

611
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: a fucking clue anywhere and in an animal and insect

612
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: a man. Nothing. Really, I haven't tell him. I don't know,

613
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: and I don't have you know. And when he died,

614
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: I was the only one of my family who was

615
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: not falling apart, because we kind of grew apart. I

616
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: live in l a whatever. But when he died, I

617
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: kind of was like, all right, I wonder how he'll

618
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: follow me or watched me. And and when I he

619
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: had one of his bread blazers in my bedroom when

620
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: I removed it, so I don't feel anything. And another thing, Langston, look,

621
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: you remind me of my father because your name is

622
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: very regal and west Indy, and my father's name was Lincoln,

623
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: and you're lang you resemble him. He was a light

624
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: skinned man like you. My mom was your complexion. That's

625
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: why I'm in between. I'm the brown. You know, so

626
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: you mean a beautiful, rich, deep brown of course, like

627
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: a berry, like a beautiful berry, the juices so sweet.

628
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: All right, this seems like a different podcast, though, said,

629
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: you know why my last boyfriend looked like you. My

630
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: current one is the color of the homeboy down here. Okay,

631
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: all right, Well well I'll say this. I'd be lucky

632
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: to be your your reincardnated father. What an honor that

633
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: would be. So one of the things that I then

634
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: wanted to sort of like look up, I guess in

635
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: relation to this question of animals coming back or or

636
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: us coming back as animals, I found an article that

637
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: gathered a few stories of people who believe that their

638
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: loved ones had come back as various woodland creatures of

639
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:36,760
Speaker 1: sorts to communicate messages to them. One specifically talked about

640
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 1: this lady who was attempting to memorialize her grandmother. Right,

641
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: She's trying to figure out a way to write about

642
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: her grandmother after she passes. She can't think of anything

643
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: to say, and then all of a sudden, a herron

644
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: lands on the water near her and like stars at her,

645
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: and she suddenly has like all these memories wash over

646
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: her in all these beautiful words that she previously didn't have,

647
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: and now she claims every time she's feeling lost or uncertain,

648
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: she sees a heron nearby, like a heron will just

649
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: randomly pop up out of nowhere, and she believes that

650
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: herron's are her grandmother. My question is is it a

651
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: singular thing? Like are are we? Are we meant to

652
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: interpret this as like, oh, it's that one heron and

653
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: any other herons were conflating or is it like no,

654
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: I embody all herons. I call DIBs on heron's from

655
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: now on, like I am jaguar. I am exactly you

656
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: are the the entire population of jaguars. I think it's

657
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: just one. I think it's just my opinion for my

658
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: own substisition. I think it's just one animal out of

659
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: the species that is hanging out with you. Alick mm hmm. Now,

660
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: because harron's aren't like as far as I can tell,

661
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't look is different? Like what what's

662
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: the region she's talking about with this hand? Like is

663
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: it like she lived in Virginia her whole life and

664
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: all these errands of Virginia hair, Because that it could

665
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 1: be that it could be the same heron, oh, meaning

666
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: like is she near a place where there's a ton

667
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: of herons that that I mean more like regionally? Is

668
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: it all within the same area that she has seen them?

669
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: That I would assume. So I can't imagine that she's

670
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: like at Costco and she's like, ah, where where is

671
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: the sales? And not like Cosco, but like maybe she

672
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: went to like go visit a friend in d C.

673
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: And she was feeling upset and she saw heron But

674
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: she lives in North Carolina. You see what I'm saying, Like, yeah,

675
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: it's a it's kind of like skinny legs and then

676
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: like a long sloper beak. Yeah, it's a big it's

677
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: a bigger sort of bird. It's not like giant, but

678
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a solid it's a it's a

679
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: welterweight bird. Let's say that same bird. You think it's

680
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: the same one that I wish I'm with you on

681
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: that I'm with you on that y. I also think

682
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: to that point it speaks to how and I think

683
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: we take this for granted. You know, we're all traveling comedians,

684
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: but a lot of people don't go nowhere. Do you

685
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 1: know what I mean like they'd be in the same

686
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: little three places every for every year, for real, for real.

687
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 1: I took over in Arizona for whatever, and the drivers like, oh,

688
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: you want to the airport? And I was like, yeah,

689
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: where are you going? California? Who I would want? I'm like,

690
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: I said, you can you can go anywhere you want.

691
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: It's literally four hours away and you have a car. Yeah.

692
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: But some people, some people really do have the mentality

693
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: of I was born on this block, I worked down

694
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: the street. I'm my lover or boyfriend, whatever is next?

695
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: Why would I Why would I part of America? In

696
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: my opinion, my lover's house has so much parking, Why

697
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: would I leave? He's just sitting in the car, like, Oh,

698
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: someday I hope to see tusig Oh, oh the things

699
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: I would think if I ever got to see Tucson, Arizona. Yeah,

700
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: I felt I felt bad. I stopped saying, like, you

701
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: know you can go. I realize you don't know their

702
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: life story and their finances and you don't know their histories,

703
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: and you can't be like you know you can go.

704
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: And if you look at the way the uber pricing

705
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: breaks down, he can't go, he can he is in bondage.

706
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: Currently he's a car slave, and yeah, it's like working

707
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,919
Speaker 1: for the railroad. I don't know. I've been a broke

708
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: comic and I managed to get a lot of places

709
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: with very little money. Facts. I have gotten on a

710
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: plane with no plan or money on how I was

711
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm like this, this game, don't pay me.

712
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: I now live here, and I hope that they have

713
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: food at this bar otherwise I'm gonna have to steal. Okay,

714
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: They've been so many times, but my only meal of

715
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: the day was at the club. I had a gig

716
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: that night meal. And then you get like and then

717
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: you get the nice waitress who's like, hey, do you

718
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: also maybe want some wings for after the show? And

719
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I'm gonna marry you girl. I'm gonna

720
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: come back, ma'am. I do. I had a club manager

721
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: be like, Jackie, you hungry and I have that one

722
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: tier come down? I am. I you know, So with that,

723
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: I guess, uh. This this is a a interesting transition,

724
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: or at least a helpful transition into into the well.

725
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: Maybe I should save this raft of the break. This

726
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: is a big question that I have, and I don't

727
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: want to squeeze this in before the break. Let's take

728
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 1: a break. We're gonna take one more break. We'll be

729
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: back with more Jackie Fabulous and more, my mama told me.

730
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: And we'll talk about this ship after. Okay, I shouldn't

731
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: keep talking that way. By and we are, Oh, yes,

732
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: can you lend the nigga a pencil? Yeah, we're back here.

733
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: We're more Jackie fabuleus more, my mama told me. We're

734
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: still talking about the possibility that your loved ones are

735
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: raccoons and possums and herons. Even if you Okay, Bory,

736
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 1: I know you want to be a jaguar or other

737
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: any kind of big sexy cat, big sexy cat, Jackie.

738
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: Where are you in the in the resurrection spectrum? Where

739
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: where would you like to to find yourself? Oh? A peacock? Clearly,

740
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: peacock like to show me when i'm when I want

741
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: to be showing, and then I want to come in

742
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: and be quiet when I want to be quiet. Mm hmm.

743
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: Peacocks are interesting because they live in Pasadena, you know

744
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like they like Padena. Yeah, that's a good,

745
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: pretty good place to end up that like these gorgeous

746
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: birds that could be anything, be anywhere. And they're in

747
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: South Pasadena right by the O. You could have to

748
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: go anyway. Why you here? What a fascinating, fascinating bird.

749
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: Wait like, and I want to I want to change

750
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: my mind. I want to be a sea turtle. WHOA,

751
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: that's okay, tell me more. Why did you switch it?

752
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. I've just always

753
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: had like you ever see something and you're like it

754
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: sees you, and you're like, I get what you're doing,

755
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: and it's like I get what you're doing. That's how

756
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: I feel with sea turtles, Like I just the idea

757
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: of just like riding warm waves forever it feels okay.

758
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: And they get so old, which means that they've clearly,

759
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: like I found a pretty reasonable way of living, right,

760
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: But the things that get the oldest are the things

761
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: that know how to live the best. And see, sea

762
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: turtles get old as fuck, and I just they there's

763
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: always like there's like a zen to it that I've

764
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 1: just always really identified with. Yeah, I like that there

765
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 1: that they just keep on going, man, and they're just

766
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: like riding They're just riding waves. They have this to

767
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: move with minimal effort, but it's very efficient. It's just

768
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: like I like that, and people tell you you can,

769
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: you can, you can enjoy them and observe them, believe

770
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: them alone, exactly, exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah, besides the animals

771
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: that eat them. Everybody has a pretty solid appreciation for

772
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: Do animals eat sea turtles? They're pretty and I'm trying

773
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: to eat everything down there. Yeah, I think it's I

774
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: think it's charcoal funk up a sea turtle. That's a

775
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: fight I don't want to watch. Actually, And this actually

776
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: gets me to the animal that I would have picked.

777
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: I I think I'd go with the killer whale. I

778
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: think I'd like to be a killer interesting and I

779
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: wanna I want to change my attitude in my next life,

780
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I want to be sadistic

781
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: in a way that i've I've avoided in my current life.

782
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I'm going with killer whale. And I

783
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: did the other day bore you see a video of

784
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: a killer whale just fucking up a sea turtle in

785
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: a way that like was where where were you? Why? What?

786
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: I didn't I wasn't strolling the boardwalk intil I was

787
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: on the internet down my seal beach just and so

788
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: I one, I don't know what was going on. Also,

789
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: you say you want to be sadistic in a way

790
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: that you haven't in this life. You make it sound

791
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: like you would like to be sadistic in this life

792
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: you just have not. Yes, I think after a while

793
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: you kind of are stuck in the choices you've made.

794
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna undo my family and the good

795
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: that I've created for myself. But if I get to

796
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: do this motherfucker again, I'm gonna play catch with seals bodies,

797
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm gonna really become a

798
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: real sick fuck. Is this Hopefully this is not an insult,

799
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: but I can see that for you? Is that? No,

800
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: that's sweet. I can see the evil that is there,

801
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: but you don't. You don't use it right, you feel it,

802
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: You feel it lurking on the edge. Feel Yeah, yeah,

803
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: that's my choice. Honestly, this is the nicest thing you

804
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,720
Speaker 1: could have said to me. I was afraid you would.

805
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: You would knock this idea down warmed my heart. And

806
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:21,240
Speaker 1: the clip from the episode because you're yeah, like filing people,

807
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: this is like something special. So the big question I

808
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: think I have with all of this is do you

809
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: feel like there's any part of this that starts to

810
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: feel a little icky when when we're talking about the

811
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: assigning of like spirits and pets and all not pets,

812
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: but specifically spirits to animals. I started, as I was

813
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: going through all of this stuff, I found these people

814
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: who coined themselves as pet psychics, right they animals, Yeah, exactly.

815
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: And one of the things that they do specifically is

816
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: they go and deal with people who just lost pets

817
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: and start to talk about how they can like they're

818
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: communicating with the animal now, and the animal is gonna

819
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: come back as a as a new dog, that that

820
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: will be here in three years or whatever it is.

821
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 1: And and some of it starts to feel a little yucky,

822
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, you're taking advantage of people's want

823
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: for their loved ones or want for that communication by

824
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: like telling them these these sort of like bullshit stories

825
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: that they ultimately will make true because you told me

826
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 1: to that ship though, is like that sins of man.

827
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: That's not God's fault. Like just because these people are

828
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: skimming doesn't take away from this tradition. I don't think whoa,

829
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: I think it's all creepy. I think everything is creepy,

830
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 1: but I think I think creepy necessary everything. Everybody wants

831
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: things to be black and white and and explainable, understandable.

832
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very comfortable with the unclear and not

833
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: having there, not having a no. But that's a very

834
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: that's arrogant to me. I'm very good with like, I

835
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm never gonna know. I don't have to know.

836
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm healthy, friends and family and healthy. I don't have

837
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: to have the answers. So I'm okay with the creep

838
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 1: the creep quotion of it all. That's a very centering

839
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: sort of interpretation of all of this, I think. I

840
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: think I think with that, you can then go like, oh,

841
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: maybe my dad will come back eventually as whatever animal,

842
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: and it's not I'm gonna be. It doesn't. Oh he

843
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: might maybe when I get married again, he might be.

844
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: He might come to that wedding he didn't go to

845
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: the first one. Your dad, Your dad. Okay, I thought

846
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: you were talking about the proverbial, because I don't. I hope,

847
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: I hope he's a ladybug. I'm gonna step on it,

848
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: kill you twice. And if he comes back to the road,

849
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: he's gonna get burn alack. I was about to say,

850
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: this is uh slowly turning into a daddy's issue podcast.

851
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with that. My dad's

852
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: pretty cool, big friend, you resemble my father. I will

853
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: not act. Man. He comes back as one of those

854
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: dolphins that just hangs out places and catches fish. Oh yeah,

855
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: they'd like to have sex too. Yeah. They We had

856
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: a bit of an argument on this podcast in the

857
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 1: past about whether or not dolphins UH sexually assaults people.

858
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: That's a big I guess theory. I've heard that they

859
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: get freaky. I heard they get appropriate with with swimmers

860
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: and stuff. It definitely has happened, But I think statistically

861
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: evidence shows that they're not, in fact the rapists that

862
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: we make them out to be, but just occasionally horny

863
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: and occasionally you meet a a salacious dolphins. Are they mammals?

864
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: They are. There's no reason why they shouldn't see me

865
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: or you or you and not be like, hey, you

866
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals. Okay, man, There

867
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: not to do with fish, and it's all human human

868
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: and mammals. Mammals are humans, mammals or mammals. We can

869
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: find compatibility in there somewhere. I don't like this. It

870
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: makes me so uncomfortable talk about sucking animals at all.

871
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: Mammals and dolphins. You gotta acknowledge that they're not fish,

872
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 1: so they can't have the same right. Yeah, I don't

873
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: think that's this issue with it. I don't think he's like, well, well,

874
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: if they were fishing, yeah, Oh no, I'm sing the

875
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: male dolphins had penises. I've never seen the male dolphins anatomies.

876
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what they know out. Yeah, they can

877
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: suck a woman, they're going on. I think that. I'm scared.

878
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: The question is more should they fuck a woman? And

879
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go with the hard no. I'm gonna

880
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: why why would you assume? No? Who are you to

881
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: tell them what they How do you have the right?

882
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: That's arrogance like your part they might be and we

883
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: tell them they shouldn't, Well, then call me an arrogant

884
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: bitch because I am not. Also, you don't know, maybe

885
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,320
Speaker 1: you love dolphin pussy, and that's what I'm afraid of. Frankly,

886
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: if that's really what this is, ifat that, I will

887
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: I'm going to stay away from that and just stick

888
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: to human like I just figured out human. I don't

889
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: get time to figure Do you know dolphins got three clips? Really?

890
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 1: I was almost like, good luck, Yeah, that's that's too

891
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: much stress. I only have one tongue. What are we

892
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: gonna do? All right? I think we did it. I

893
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: don't know that. I don't know that a healthier ending

894
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: is going to come out of this besides eating out

895
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 1: a dolphin as the big dismount. Oh, I insinuated, I insinuated.

896
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: Did you okay? You said playing with it the three clips?

897
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: That's not because I said I only have one tongue. Oh,

898
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: you have hands? Okay, you're right, it's silver lanth in

899
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: my bad. Look what you did? Now? You you brought

900
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: us back into not finish it? Well, look at us, Jackie.

901
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people where they can find you?

902
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: What cool ship you have going on jacky fabulous dot

903
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: com to get on the socials. A special menoplause is

904
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: on Amazon and uh Apple TV and Google looking up

905
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: and on the website and uh, that's really it. Now.

906
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Mine Drop Comedy Club in San

907
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: Diego this weekend Friday and Saturday, four shows. Go to

908
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: my website get tickets and how let your girl. Thanks

909
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: for having me. Hell yeah, BORI what you got? Uh? Man?

910
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: Come to September fift I'm headlining the Allegian in Los

911
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: Angeles doing my one hour show. Some other comedian is

912
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,959
Speaker 1: doing an hour there that night. I'm not sure. September though,

913
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: Come to Denver, Colorado. Uh and see Langston Kerman headline

914
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: Faded Faded Comedy Denver dot com. Yeah, and the Allegiance.

915
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: Please go see David. And if you're not going to

916
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: the Allegiance, come to the lyric Hyperiod without add on

917
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: the fifteenth, where I'll be during my hour. And as always,

918
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: you can follow me at length in Kerman. And if

919
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: you want to send us your own drops, your own

920
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories, your own arguments about whether or not dolphins

921
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 1: have multiple clips, please send those arguments to my mama

922
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 1: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear

923
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:32,240
Speaker 1: from you. That's about it, Bye, bitch my crop chips

924
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: in your pails. Qualimators are racist, the mostly mostly money

925
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: stuff I can't tell me