Speaker 1: Are we rolling? Whoa sauce on the side on the road? Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, sauce on the roadside. So first I would
Speaker 1: like to clear up that last time we were going
Speaker 1: back and forth as the episode twenty nine is the
Speaker 1: episode thirty and then we thought it was twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I think it was actually thirty. Okay, yeah, So here
Speaker 1: we are on the road for episode thirty one. I'm
Speaker 1: with Diamond, Diamond, Hi, Andrew, Hello, and who.
Speaker 2: Else somebody who is going through a very tough time
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: So we are currently and there's a video of this.
Speaker 1: We're all sitting in our bed in Yellowstone and Josh
Speaker 1: went to a restaurant that I will not name. We
Speaker 1: all went. He had some kso ripped right through. As
Speaker 1: we were sitting at the restaurant, he was like a
Speaker 1: cripping I'm gonna crap like this in my life. He
Speaker 1: wouldn't at the restaurant. He had to come home and
Speaker 1: do it here where we are all sharing a cabin.
Speaker 1: So that's where we're at right now.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I understand where he comes from on
Speaker 3: that one. There's just like unless I gotta go, gotta go.
Speaker 3: It's there's something about being in like your own place.
Speaker 3: It just feels safe here, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. I think that we're all just
Speaker 1: passing microphones around, so if you hear over your noise, that's it.
Speaker 1: I think that each one of us today has suffered
Speaker 1: one type of trauma or another. And this was Josh's time.
Speaker 1: Josh didn't have really earlier trauma, sure that everybody else did,
Speaker 1: so I will start with mine. We went to a
Speaker 1: whitewater rafting place and it was glorious and beautiful, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to who else had trauma from that?
Speaker 1: And I really had to pee. And we drove three
Speaker 1: hours and we got there and they only have porto potties,
Speaker 1: and I thought I was gonna pee myself. And I
Speaker 1: walked into the portal potty and I walked out, hacking
Speaker 1: and gagging and yelling like I busted out. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do it. I was screaming,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. And this old man started dying, laughing.
Speaker 1: He was really enjoying that. He's like, it's not so bad.
Speaker 1: I said, sir, it is. I don't know. It wasn't
Speaker 1: just a smell. It was the visual it was I'm
Speaker 1: gonna it was so bad. It was so bad that
Speaker 1: nice old man came out later and said, listen, I
Speaker 1: kind of built you a nest in there. It didn't
Speaker 1: smell any better, but at least you won't have to
Speaker 1: see what's there. I said, nope, I will pee in
Speaker 1: the field, or I will go beg my way, which
Speaker 1: I did. I begged my way into a regular bathroom
Speaker 1: at the facility. So that was my trauma. Andrew, what
Speaker 1: was your trauma today?
Speaker 3: My trauma was the whitewater rafting. I was told go
Speaker 3: swimming now. He pulled over specifically for us to go swimming.
Speaker 3: You were like all about it. You were like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I loved you. And so he pulls us
Speaker 3: over to the side. We are the only boat that stopped,
Speaker 3: mind you, the only boat, yeah, the raft. We're the
Speaker 3: only raft on the side. And then Gandhi's like, well,
Speaker 3: if no one else is going to join me, then
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it. So then I was like, okay, fine,
Speaker 3: I'll just do it.
Speaker 4: F it.
Speaker 3: It was like a polar plunge. I am not a
Speaker 3: polar plunge person. I would never like to be a
Speaker 3: polar plunge person, that just seems like that's even a
Speaker 3: little too much for me in terms of adventure.
Speaker 1: It was worse than a polar plunge.
Speaker 3: My whole body jumped in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm never gonna be able to move again.
Speaker 1: It was like crazy cold.
Speaker 3: It was like a shock, like it was like from
Speaker 3: my toes up all of a sudden, it was like
Speaker 3: this chill that I've never felt before.
Speaker 4: It's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is it.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I gotta get back in this boat now. And then
Speaker 3: I started swimming to the boat. I got to the
Speaker 3: boat and they told us in the beginning, we may
Speaker 3: need to dunk you quickly to get you back on
Speaker 3: the boat, to give you some buoyancy and listen, I
Speaker 3: was really hoping our guide's.
Speaker 1: Charlie Charley, Charlie Mosley. Shout out to Charlie Mosley.
Speaker 3: He was fantastic. He was great, but I knew he
Speaker 3: was gonna be going through it by himself to lift
Speaker 3: me up onto this boat.
Speaker 1: Well, other people should have helped lift you up onto
Speaker 1: the boat, including Diamond and your buddy Josh.
Speaker 3: Yes, they were filming me getting on this boat where
Speaker 3: I look like they just caught a giant tuna and
Speaker 3: I'm flopping around inside the boat. So yeah, that's my
Speaker 3: trauma that I had looked like a tuna getting caught.
Speaker 1: Diamond, would you like to go?
Speaker 2: My trauma was the entire experience, the ride there, the
Speaker 2: fact that I said I was not gonna do this,
Speaker 2: and I was prepared to sit in the car by myself,
Speaker 2: take a nap.
Speaker 5: I made a little like pillow.
Speaker 2: Off of the the water container that we have in
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 5: I was not with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, no service, which would have made three hours really bad, but.
Speaker 1: In a hot car, which every time we get out
Speaker 1: of the car, by the way, it says, please check
Speaker 1: the back seat to make sure you haven't left any mine,
Speaker 1: And she wanted to bake in that car with no
Speaker 1: service for three hours, even though the day before she
Speaker 1: had agreed to it, and Andrew bought all the tickets
Speaker 1: and paid for it. I didn't necessarily agree. You never agreed.
Speaker 5: I never agreed.
Speaker 3: No, you did never. At brunch specifically, I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna buy away order rafting,
Speaker 3: and you were like, okay, sure.
Speaker 2: No. I didn't say sure. I said, hmm, I know
Speaker 2: exactly what I did. I could see myself right now
Speaker 2: with the little red awning over us. I know what
Speaker 2: I said or didn't say. Also, then we get on
Speaker 2: this bus Andrew is trying to talk to me and
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out why he's talking. Why
Speaker 2: are you talking to me? At one point, didn't I
Speaker 2: say please stop talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: She did.
Speaker 3: I was told by Gandhi. Actually she said you need
Speaker 3: to comfort your friend, like ask like, be like, oh,
Speaker 3: tell her she's going to be fine. So I said, hey, Diamond,
Speaker 3: you're going to be fine. You said please stop talking.
Speaker 1: To me, do not talk anymore.
Speaker 5: I meant it, shut your mouth.
Speaker 1: And after that, I was like, just hold her head.
Speaker 1: And he tried to grab your hand and you were like, don't.
Speaker 5: Touch me, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm pissed off. Then we get to the actual
Speaker 2: water and they say, oh no, we did the safety protocol.
Speaker 2: And as soon as I walk up to this woman
Speaker 2: doing the safety protocol, she says, and if you fall in,
Speaker 2: this is what you do. And I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to fall in. What do I do not to
Speaker 2: fall in? I'm like, I was safety.
Speaker 1: Protocol is though, Oh he's out, she's out.
Speaker 4: Oh do you think the likes.
Speaker 1: Pick that up? So side, wait, finish what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Then when you to talk about Josh's noise is because
Speaker 1: he has the same noise for everything he does.
Speaker 3: Continue.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Then I got on and Charlie very nice guy. But
Speaker 2: it didn't start off so well because I was ready
Speaker 2: to hop out. As soon as the boat started moving
Speaker 2: a little bit. I was like, Charlie, I don't feel
Speaker 2: good about this.
Speaker 5: I need to go. I need to go, and he
Speaker 5: just pushed the fucking boat.
Speaker 1: The boat was no first of the boat was already moving,
Speaker 1: but you were like Charlie, no, no, Charlie, I need
Speaker 1: to get out. Let me out right now. Charlie, let
Speaker 1: me out. I thought she was gonna cry, and I
Speaker 1: was like this, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know what.
Speaker 1: I thought you were. I was about to cry. And
Speaker 1: what did Charlie say, Well, we can't now we're already
Speaker 1: move it. I was like a.
Speaker 5: Little fucking turd. That's literally I was sticking to myself.
Speaker 1: Oh it's pretty good, but you know what, we made
Speaker 1: it and it was awesome. And I'm really really proud
Speaker 1: of you because I can't believe you actually did it.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I really can't like you made out with not only jewelry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh what what is the jewelry?
Speaker 3: I said to myself, we really got to turn this
Speaker 3: around because Diamond was not feeling it. They said that
Speaker 3: there were five photo spots and a bunch of rapids,
Speaker 3: and all I kept thinking was she could get out
Speaker 3: at any point and be done with us. So I said, Diamond,
Speaker 3: I will get you and her mez.
Speaker 1: Bangle, which is hello, big moneyball. Because I was like, Diamond,
Speaker 1: I'll get you a sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I would have taken anything, anything, a pep talk even we.
Speaker 4: Were trying.
Speaker 3: Also, wait, were you promised a sweatshirt? Yes, so she
Speaker 3: made up with a sweatshirt and a bangle.
Speaker 1: Well, she never got the sweatshirt because she said she
Speaker 1: thought the place smelled funny and she didn't want a
Speaker 1: sweatshirt on this So maybe we'll find another sweatshirtt another place.
Speaker 3: You're making out great. But anyway, I said, to get
Speaker 3: her through this, what is the one thing that I
Speaker 3: know can motivate her. It's jewelry, I know it. So
Speaker 3: then I said it, and then what do you know?
Speaker 3: It was like Jesus came through the clouds and the
Speaker 3: sun came out, and she was like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: actually kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Guys. Yeah on her Once her mood turn around, the
Speaker 1: sun came out, I was like, you see this, and
Speaker 1: we got a rain shower in the sunlight, which is
Speaker 1: good luck. I'm positive that that's like a good luck thing.
Speaker 1: We saw some of the prettiest ship we've ever seen. Diamond,
Speaker 1: don't care what you say. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: The rain shower was not.
Speaker 5: I mean that was horrifying because I mean we're.
Speaker 2: You think about this, Okay, we're on the water, a stream, river,
Speaker 2: whatever you want.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're moving.
Speaker 2: Why would I want it to rain because when rain
Speaker 2: comes a lot of the times it comes with wind,
Speaker 2: and you know, the water starts getting really rocky.
Speaker 5: We were already swaying all.
Speaker 1: Over the place. Oh my god, her shirt is off, Josh,
Speaker 1: are you doing this? Man is unwell? Did you take
Speaker 1: your shirt off? The ship? Sorry, continued Diamond. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a camera rolling too. Wait wait there she iskara camera.
Speaker 3: Hi, don't worry, it's.
Speaker 1: Not but we're gonna have them edit this. Another or
Speaker 1: four of us in the best.
Speaker 4: Actually a reason my shirt is off, because not only
Speaker 4: did I poop, I threw up?
Speaker 1: Why bed with your outside clothes on? Clothes off, jeans
Speaker 1: are on?
Speaker 4: These were not either.
Speaker 1: You threw up.
Speaker 4: I hung all my clothes up. Yes, I nuclear bombed
Speaker 4: my stomach with this buffalo cauliflower dipped into the buffalo caso,
Speaker 4: and I had like half of that order I feel.
Speaker 3: He went from. He went from I don't want to
Speaker 3: have any of the caso, scoffing at it, like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I don't want that.
Speaker 4: I didn't scoff at. I didn't scoff at it.
Speaker 3: There's no scoff There was a scoff.
Speaker 4: He's weak, he's weak and a fluffer. He went.
Speaker 3: He went from, oh no, I'm not gonna have the caso.
Speaker 4: Do you want cauliflower and caso? Don't?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you made you made up poop bomb.
Speaker 4: I started cramping and honestly it just started. It started happening.
Speaker 3: Wow, both ends you Okay, your digestive system moves very fast.
Speaker 4: Then I'm back, baby.
Speaker 1: One of the things you need to like scoop back
Speaker 1: so that this doesn't look like the pet that looks
Speaker 1: like at the moment. One of the things we were
Speaker 1: just talking about actually, don't take your pants off.
Speaker 5: He would, Hey, Doddy, Doddy's here, don't tell a good time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So we were all talking about what
Speaker 1: traumatized this today. Andrews was flipping onto the boat, onto
Speaker 1: the raft like, well, you did not help him, but
Speaker 1: you recorded your diamonds. Diamonds was the entire rafting experience,
Speaker 1: and yours just happened when you puked and ship whilst
Speaker 1: we were recording this podcast. The Buffalo Bar, We're not
Speaker 1: going to name the place.
Speaker 4: I wasn't here that everything on the menu was buff
Speaker 4: and it just I blew my stomach up. Or I
Speaker 4: also ate a lot of beef jerky today too.
Speaker 1: He really did.
Speaker 4: I ate a pound of beef jerky.
Speaker 1: How are you alive? I don't understand how Josh lives
Speaker 1: because there were times that we were on the water
Speaker 1: with rapids coming and our guide is like paddle back
Speaker 1: and he's like, huh, that's all we heard. Huh.
Speaker 4: I couldn't. I was at the front of the boat,
Speaker 4: so it was hard to hear him sometimes. Okay, so
Speaker 4: I just had to like cheat on my like it
Speaker 4: was I felt like I was in high school again
Speaker 4: looking over at the kid next to me is like
Speaker 4: paper like seeing what Andrew was doing. But I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm cheating off the c students. What you know?
Speaker 3: What fair? I will say I was if you were
Speaker 3: looking back at Diamond to see what she was doing,
Speaker 3: she was just holding on for dear.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, I was actually putting in
Speaker 2: work over here.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? I was the only person following instruction.
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 5: Maybe you two at the end.
Speaker 3: You were starting to slack off. There wasn't and let
Speaker 3: me tell you, she was the only one that when
Speaker 3: it was lean in.
Speaker 1: She was like, I think that was Diamond's favorite part,
Speaker 1: the lien. Yeah, everyone huddled together, hold on.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we're doing the lean in. And then we
Speaker 3: all like came out and Diamond was still holding and
Speaker 3: she was like, I give the instructions to.
Speaker 2: Leave you guys, don't you guys don't know how to
Speaker 2: follow instructions.
Speaker 1: I've learned that I followed all the instructions I didn't
Speaker 1: find We we gave everybody superlatives today, So Diamond was
Speaker 1: most improved. Clap everybody nice so much, Thank you. Andrew
Speaker 1: was the LVP. We'll call him the least Valuable Player.
Speaker 3: Yeah, although I disagree with that entire Of.
Speaker 1: Course you do.
Speaker 4: Of course you do until you rode the wrong way.
Speaker 4: As you were complaining about.
Speaker 1: You, what did we decide Josh was MVP baby, absolutely
Speaker 1: not no, no, no, I can't rist he was. He
Speaker 1: was plotting on food. Like halfway down that river, he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, Caesar, I want to sezear up. I
Speaker 1: could do like a big steak. There were a lot
Speaker 1: of things and I don't even remember what you said.
Speaker 4: That was buffalo bar was out of what buffalo? They're
Speaker 4: big buffalo ribbi. They were all out of it.
Speaker 1: You weren't gonna get that anyway, jo.
Speaker 4: I tried to order it actually rocked my mood. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna is that.
Speaker 1: That's what puts you in a and barbing situation. I
Speaker 1: think you know what I think might have made you
Speaker 1: sick all that water you swallowed because so often during
Speaker 1: the entire thing, you guys were getting splashed a lot
Speaker 1: more than we were. But Josh gets splashed with his
Speaker 1: mouth wide open, as there are photos of it online,
Speaker 1: and he's just yelling the whole time with water flying
Speaker 1: into his mouth.
Speaker 4: Because I'm gonna get an amba.
Speaker 1: It seems like you already got it a river, am Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you've already gotten it, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I are just kidding, just kidding. I think you're fine.
Speaker 1: No, you can't beat him up. Well, we're recording. Is
Speaker 1: it still recording? Yes? Did you break your phone? Andrew?
Speaker 3: Okay, so in the parking lot, I uh, when we
Speaker 3: were back, I dropped my phone on the rocks. Oh,
Speaker 3: but that's a screen protector, so I'm good. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a pretty cool phone. Okay, it's outlasting everything.
Speaker 4: Pretty cool, my god.
Speaker 1: One of the things too. Dimond was talking about how
Speaker 1: she was a little nervous about the rain coming in
Speaker 1: because it's gonna get windy, it could get more rapidy.
Speaker 1: So were you nervous, Like, how are we gonna get
Speaker 1: out of the situation if it rains?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I was two feet away from a short any given.
Speaker 5: But you guys could swim to it. Okay, you had
Speaker 5: a life jacket. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 5: I was watching the bus.
Speaker 2: She was road the photographer that apparently was following us.
Speaker 2: But every time I looked up, it was like his
Speaker 2: car was like even further than we are.
Speaker 5: I was like, you're supposed to be following.
Speaker 1: That's not how photos work, baby.
Speaker 5: All Well, well, wow, they need to switch.
Speaker 1: If he arrives to the spot after we get there.
Speaker 1: Following that guy took some great pictures.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that guy is total pro.
Speaker 1: He was amazing. And these photos, there's one photo in
Speaker 1: particulars for them which almost got us in trouble the beginning.
Speaker 3: It was the beginning. I didn't realize I saw. I
Speaker 3: will admit I saw the camera and did I cheese.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, They were like paddle twice and he saw the
Speaker 4: camera coming up and he paddled like seven times the circle.
Speaker 4: You know what. He said.
Speaker 3: The camera was there, and I said, let's give him
Speaker 3: a show, babes.
Speaker 4: And I did.
Speaker 3: But then the other two photos, the four photo spots,
Speaker 3: I was prepared because every single rapid y part we
Speaker 3: hit from there on out, I was going headfirst into it.
Speaker 3: That he was purposely turning the boats this way, you
Speaker 3: guys wouldn't get as wet as we were getting wet.
Speaker 3: I stand by that point.
Speaker 4: Actually he may have been doing that for Diamond.
Speaker 3: That I literally just said that, come on, Charlie.
Speaker 5: I literally just said, we really like Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie's great love and Also, again, these photos are all posted,
Speaker 1: and they might be at the Elvista Ran Show Instagram
Speaker 1: page now, but they're definitely Baby Hot Sauce at Andrew
Speaker 1: Pugg at Diamond Sincere at coaster Boy Josh. After the
Speaker 1: initial shots, Andrew clearly was not posing.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: I could hear I can hear the photo like when
Speaker 1: I look at it, I can hear Josh being like
Speaker 1: I can hear Andrew. I can hear Diamond being like,
Speaker 1: dear God, o't want God. I just thought it was pretty.
Speaker 3: My favorite was when we would hit a rapids and
Speaker 3: you just hear Diamond, Jesus hold.
Speaker 5: Me near the cross.
Speaker 1: I thought I was going in. Oh, we didn't even
Speaker 1: get to what we did yesterday, which I know we
Speaker 1: have to wrap this up in a second kind of
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we can as long as we
Speaker 1: want to. But we went on a hike yesterday, so
Speaker 1: now Diamond is a hiker and a rafter.
Speaker 2: After Wow, thank you so much, thank you, thank you
Speaker 2: so much, thank you more more, thank you, thank you, thank.
Speaker 3: You, thank you.
Speaker 1: We hiked around Jenny Lake yesterday at Grand Tee Tong,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. And also I think we added like
Speaker 1: two miles to that hike because Andrew parked, and god
Speaker 1: fucking knows where.
Speaker 3: I do know where. I do know where it was
Speaker 3: where I could only parkus when I went to the
Speaker 3: parking lot.
Speaker 4: You're like, where are we in the parking lot?
Speaker 3: Because parked in the parking lot, so you had to
Speaker 3: park out on the road. It was the only spot. Also,
Speaker 3: we went at PEAKD time.
Speaker 4: We killed like ten minutes looking for a parking spot. Truthfully,
Speaker 4: we should have just parked where we parked initially and
Speaker 4: we would have been hiking way soon.
Speaker 1: No, there were still spots way closer than where we
Speaker 1: actually parked. There were totally on the road, there were
Speaker 1: totally Andrew's like this cors so big, I can't fit
Speaker 1: it in anywhere. Also, Andrew's been driving the entire time.
Speaker 1: The entire time, he won't let anyone else drive.
Speaker 3: I know, It's like I have an objective and I
Speaker 3: know I just need to get to it, so it's
Speaker 3: like I can just focus on that one thing.
Speaker 4: He has road rage, though we feel about the whole
Speaker 4: like road in in car dynamic of the road trips
Speaker 4: so far, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: I think Diamond's sick of the playlist. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of Launa Delray. I could do without that too. Here
Speaker 1: they go, Oh my god, these two have saddled us
Speaker 1: with Lana del Rey and Lady Gaga the whole time.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, right, But then conveniently, when we ask
Speaker 2: for a certain song, oh no, I don't have service.
Speaker 4: That's actually what happened. And then I have to rely
Speaker 4: on my downloaded songs. What happens to be a.
Speaker 1: Convenient How that works out for you, Josh? And by
Speaker 1: the way, shall we also say when we got to
Speaker 1: the airport at Jackson Hole, Wyoming, we were going to
Speaker 1: have a mid sized suv, but Josh, Princess Josh over here,
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, the police they don't because he's
Speaker 1: like carsick. So we wait for hours and hours to
Speaker 1: get this full size fucking suv. And where's Josh sitting
Speaker 1: where we're Diamond Shotgun? Shotgun? Josh is shotgun in a
Speaker 1: full size suv? What say you?
Speaker 4: I hopped in there on the way home from the airport,
Speaker 4: on the way home from the airport, just to get home,
Speaker 4: and now you guys have saddled me with this front seat.
Speaker 4: I don't need it, No.
Speaker 1: One's saddled you. There's a whole bag for you to
Speaker 1: lay it out.
Speaker 4: I ask you every time you want the front seat,
Speaker 4: and you say no, you don't want it.
Speaker 1: He has asked a couple of times, however, what happened
Speaker 1: to your car sickery that you now? I believe fake?
Speaker 1: Every day on the way home from work, I have
Speaker 1: to delay the back seat. I get so sick now
Speaker 1: he's in the front Singlelna del rey. Haven't it good
Speaker 1: all time?
Speaker 4: I'm on vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh so the car sickness takes a vacation.
Speaker 4: After two pm after work and andrew driving through the city.
Speaker 4: He threw Hoboken and all those stop signs and left
Speaker 4: turns used to that's a car sign made you sick
Speaker 4: many times.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have a whole back seat that we don't.
Speaker 4: Are more than welcome to send in the front seat.
Speaker 4: I would I would like to retain control of the
Speaker 4: playlist respectfully driving.
Speaker 3: Nobody else wants to drive right. I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: hogging it, But at the same time, I just really
Speaker 3: I don't mind driving.
Speaker 4: I would do it if you were like tired of it,
Speaker 4: I'm there for you.
Speaker 3: I'm not tired of it, and then yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, got to be honest, and do you want
Speaker 4: to try driving? I don't really care.
Speaker 3: That means now, okay, well the last time.
Speaker 2: That the last time that I drove Gandhi and Handy around,
Speaker 2: they talked about my driving.
Speaker 1: It was not bad.
Speaker 3: It was driving with like my great great grandma.
Speaker 4: That's wait, you know you're great. You drove with your
Speaker 4: great great grandmother.
Speaker 1: It was a horse and buggy. I did not, and
Speaker 1: it was faster than I will say. Though. Diamond was
Speaker 1: driving the r V, it was massive. She wasn't feeling
Speaker 1: very good about driving the RV, so she didn't want
Speaker 1: to drive it.
Speaker 5: Okay, what about when I drove the car when in
Speaker 5: Santa fe.
Speaker 1: U ship to say about that too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's a New Yorker driving in Santa
Speaker 3: fe is never going.
Speaker 4: To be good.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done. I don't care about driving. Oh, happily
Speaker 1: drive if you don't want to, because I don't want
Speaker 1: you to feel like you have to drive us.
Speaker 3: This entire time, I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1: I think the biggest objection I have is to Josh
Speaker 1: respectfully controlling a playlist. There's nothing respectful about Josh's playlist.
Speaker 1: It's all Josh. Everything that is not true.
Speaker 3: Podcast, it is not all Lana. I would say, we've
Speaker 3: maybe heard ten songs, and I can you can tell
Speaker 3: you what the ten songs.
Speaker 4: Are, and Lana's usually just Andrew doesn't request a lot.
Speaker 4: So if I feel Andrew needs to play thank you,
Speaker 4: I thank you, thank you in between.
Speaker 3: That's every happy and it did it played in the
Speaker 3: car on the way there today.
Speaker 1: That was how well I know if he really loves me.
Speaker 1: You were singing I want to dance with somebody. No,
Speaker 1: you were right, thank you? Yeah, you're right. That's a
Speaker 1: good song, though, Megan Trainer Diamond, whoops, you missed up.
Speaker 5: I love that song. I love it.
Speaker 4: I'm glppy. Someone does it's good?
Speaker 5: Okay, I liked it.
Speaker 2: You know what. I'm upset that I missed because I
Speaker 2: like started dozing off in the car last night.
Speaker 5: Limp biscuit man, keep rolling rolling.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: Every day every night.
Speaker 1: And Josh has been rocking some nickelbacks. That's been great.
Speaker 4: Oh what did we play for Nickel rock Stars?
Speaker 1: And if every if everyone cared was the name of
Speaker 1: that song?
Speaker 3: Oh, no, we started playing it. Then the Wi Fi
Speaker 3: also backed out of that one.
Speaker 5: Thank you everyone heard and nobody to cry.
Speaker 4: Everyone maybe we should what's the case of dea line?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's from rock Star. I think I'll have a
Speaker 1: case idea. I'll have the case ideas.
Speaker 3: I had no idea until today. I was today years
Speaker 3: old when I found out that that is a line
Speaker 3: in Rockstar. Wow, no clue, Yeah, like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 3: be eating fancy afterwards.
Speaker 4: I think I'll have a case of doea. I made
Speaker 4: them go.
Speaker 3: Back and replay that line. You had your headphones on
Speaker 3: at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Diamond puts her headphones on because she doesn't hear
Speaker 1: what's going on. So we had a wait forever at
Speaker 1: the airport to get the stupid car. Now we have
Speaker 1: the stupid car, and then we took a hike and
Speaker 1: the car's bad. Actually it's really good with gas. What
Speaker 1: is it an expedition, like a full sized expedition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't had to fill up yet. We went driving
Speaker 1: for like two days, yeah, hours and hours, and Jenny
Speaker 1: Lake was great. We hiked a lot. I think Diamond
Speaker 1: was over that shit about how how far into it
Speaker 1: were you ready?
Speaker 2: To be done with it, probably half a mile in
Speaker 2: once I got pictures in the first spot and I
Speaker 2: realized that we had to continue.
Speaker 5: That was where I was over it.
Speaker 1: But then what are you doing, Josh? Oh my god.
Speaker 5: But then when Andrew pushed me into the lake, that was.
Speaker 1: When I was really done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the wildlife.
Speaker 1: Said She's like, Andrew acted like he was gonna help me,
Speaker 1: and then I fell into the water and he said,
Speaker 1: fun for yourself. This is the wildlife. It's great, it's great.
Speaker 1: But you know what we did realize about Diamond because
Speaker 1: like all these little things that happen are like huge
Speaker 1: things to her. I said, have you ever gotten stitches
Speaker 1: or like broken a bone or had a surgery? She
Speaker 1: said no, So this is a big deal to her
Speaker 1: because she's never like gotten hurt in her life. Ding
Speaker 1: ding ding ding d which is shocking. How do you
Speaker 1: love to be thirty years old and never get hurt?
Speaker 2: Because I'm scary, so I stay away from everything, are
Speaker 2: you kidding? Learned how to ride a bike, great, fell
Speaker 2: like scraped up my knee and didn't fuck with that
Speaker 2: shit again.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were talking about how you want to ride bikes.
Speaker 1: You're like oh those are fuh.
Speaker 2: No, I can and I like the last no, but
Speaker 2: I told you as the last time I rode a
Speaker 2: bike was in the Bahamas, and I literally ran into
Speaker 2: the bushes, like rode into the bushes.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't.
Speaker 2: My friend said that she didn't she didn't feel good, Ayana,
Speaker 2: she didn't feel good riding a bike. So I kept
Speaker 2: like looking back, like are you okay? Are you okay?
Speaker 2: One time I looked back, are you okay? I turned
Speaker 2: back bam right into the bushes, right into the bushes.
Speaker 1: Trauma.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm traumatized, tunny traumatized. Will never get on
Speaker 5: a knee bike by the way, okay, ever, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. She says she's never gonna white
Speaker 1: water raft. You did, that's all e.
Speaker 4: Bikes go too fast shooting range Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I said I wouldn't do that again.
Speaker 4: Either, that did Do you guys talk about the taxi durremy?
Speaker 4: Oh god.
Speaker 1: The people we met at the bar, I promised you
Speaker 1: guys are dead fox.
Speaker 4: We almost went to get it out of their trunk.
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to get it out of their trunk.
Speaker 1: I don't think they really want us to have it.
Speaker 3: Gandhi was truly one track mind on that, Like they
Speaker 3: kept trying to bring up other things, like she'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so like it's great here, Jackson's great, and Gannie would
Speaker 3: be like, that's so cool. So you get that fox.
Speaker 3: I want to go to the car like and the
Speaker 3: best was she said. At one point, She's like, so
Speaker 3: they'll stay here, give me your keys. I will go
Speaker 3: to your car just as good faith. Give me your keys,
Speaker 3: and I will go get the fox out of the car.
Speaker 1: Absolutely Okay. So we meet these girls at the bar yesterday,
Speaker 1: which we met because she had the perfect little dog,
Speaker 1: which was a dox In and an awesy so cute,
Speaker 1: so I just want to touch the dogs and we
Speaker 1: start talking to them. Then her friend has on a
Speaker 1: Beyonce shirt, so Diamond makes a bestie right there, and
Speaker 1: then the other girls just clearly hammered talking to us
Speaker 1: about how amazing Wyoming isn't they're from here and it's
Speaker 1: so good. And then I don't know how it came
Speaker 1: up that she had a stuffed fox in her trunk
Speaker 1: of her bug. By the way, she had a bug, like.
Speaker 4: Her husband just kills things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her husband. We found out is like a murderous monster.
Speaker 1: But the amount of animals that she said.
Speaker 3: He had killed, yeah, it's Wyoming.
Speaker 1: Really, how he's shoot an alligator in Wyoming? He goes
Speaker 1: places to kill things? Well, I mean he traveled to
Speaker 1: North Carolina and they brought back a case full.
Speaker 3: Of pigs bacon.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, yeah, you missed that one.
Speaker 3: They said, they're also sending me elk meat if I
Speaker 3: actually get this taxidermy fox. They're like, we have meat
Speaker 3: coming out of our ears, to which Gandhi was like,
Speaker 3: she went and pulled up her hair and was like, yep,
Speaker 3: there's meat in your ear. And then two seconds later,
Speaker 3: so can we go to your cars?
Speaker 1: Okay, but listen, I had zero vested interest in that
Speaker 1: stupid fox. You guys wanted the fox for some reason
Speaker 1: for your friend Tommy. Why does Tommy want the fox?
Speaker 4: He's a redhead, That's why you send him a red fox.
Speaker 4: I feel like that that makes sense, right, There's multiple reasons.
Speaker 4: It was gonna be a housewarming gift because he bought
Speaker 4: a new house.
Speaker 1: And it's a fairly large sized fox. She showed us.
Speaker 1: It was like three feet.
Speaker 4: He would probably think it's swag, but I don't know
Speaker 4: if his wife would Nicole hate it. We got a
Speaker 4: taxidermy squirrel.
Speaker 3: We called it Hank. Years ago it was a gun
Speaker 3: tote and squirrel. That literally it was called gun toting squirrel.
Speaker 3: Then he named him Hank.
Speaker 4: That bar, by the way, you had about three drinks
Speaker 4: in twenty minutes, Yeah, and almost next leveled, and.
Speaker 1: There was no next level. I was completely fine.
Speaker 4: Well, you spilled half your drink on yourself.
Speaker 1: You spilled half my drink on me.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 1: It was Josh positive, just luclutovinold one er. Anyway, this
Speaker 1: girl promised you guys, this fox, and then everyone was
Speaker 1: just letting it go. And I said, where's the fox? Though, like,
Speaker 1: we're here, we're not gonna be here for a long time.
Speaker 1: Give us the fox. And she's like, yeah, it's in
Speaker 1: my car two blocks down. Cool, give us the keys.
Speaker 1: Look onme my back. I said, I would leave the
Speaker 1: two of you and we would go get the fox.
Speaker 1: For your dumb front, I don't even care about the fox.
Speaker 3: Every single conversation kept leading back to the getting, like outlet,
Speaker 3: so then let's go get the fox.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then let's go get fox. She'diately asked her for
Speaker 4: her to give you her keys, like, just stay in
Speaker 4: the bar, I'll go to your car.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: You just met her ten minutes.
Speaker 1: And she promised us a fox Hello. She's like, I'll
Speaker 1: ship it to you.
Speaker 4: She won't.
Speaker 1: We're never seeing that things.
Speaker 4: Did we did? We follow them on Instagram?
Speaker 2: One girl my Beyonce bestie. Ten out of ten I
Speaker 2: was tapped in.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: We were talking about everything under the sun. I know
Speaker 2: we're all where each and every one of them works.
Speaker 5: I know where they live. Yeah, I know where they live.
Speaker 1: One has a kid, one definitely, one kid, one single.
Speaker 2: Yes, they go I don't know if they go on
Speaker 2: trips together all the time, but they all meet up together.
Speaker 5: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very very cool. And two hours of driving is
Speaker 2: nothing for them. We were going deep, okay, listen, I
Speaker 2: was into it thanks to Beyonce.
Speaker 1: At some point, I think we should all post the
Speaker 1: pictures of us on the saddles because there are some
Speaker 1: quality saddle photos. We went to the million what was
Speaker 1: it called Million Dollar Cowboy Bar? Yeah, it's Jackson and
Speaker 1: Jackson holl Let's Andrew talk into a mic. Jackson, I
Speaker 1: would like to apologize in advance because I can see
Speaker 1: the levels as we're recording, and they are all over
Speaker 1: the place and they're probably terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put it in a program.
Speaker 1: Please please. I thought I was gonna say something about I.
Speaker 4: Don't know why you just put a microphone in.
Speaker 1: My face because you're the audio guy.
Speaker 4: I will say. In those pictures, my booty was popping.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I made you stick your booty out.
Speaker 4: You're welcome, it was at first, but you're like, no,
Speaker 4: you're not. And then then I put a little arch
Speaker 4: in the back and.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get some swipes for that.
Speaker 4: That cake came out.
Speaker 1: That cake was bacon, and I told Dimon to do
Speaker 1: the same thing. I was like, I was like, you
Speaker 1: got archer backstick your ass out? And what did she say?
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I was trying.
Speaker 5: I'm trying hard get the jets came out in the back.
Speaker 1: And we've only been here a day and a half
Speaker 1: so far. This is great. Tomorrow, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Anyone know? I know, Josh? What are we doing? Josh
Speaker 1: has had no idea where we are art and give it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're supposed to meet our guide at eight am, which
Speaker 1: is not long from now, and then we're supposed to
Speaker 1: see Mammoth Hot Springs, maybe Lamar Valley, which they call
Speaker 1: the Serengetti of the United States, which I'm really excited
Speaker 1: to see, and some other stuff. I think there's a
Speaker 1: couple of waterfalls. Oh that that's super colorful. We saw
Speaker 1: pictures of it, the prismatic something. Yeah, we're going to
Speaker 1: see that. I'm excited. And when we walked into this, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to Delaware North and yellow
Speaker 1: Stone Vacations because they have hooked us up with this
Speaker 1: cabin that we're in right now. And when we walked
Speaker 1: in and turned on the TV, there was a program
Speaker 1: on about all of the ways that you can die
Speaker 1: at Yellowstone and Diamond's like, this is crazy. We walk
Speaker 1: in and this is just on TV. What are the odds?
Speaker 1: I said, I think that is planned tourists. Now I
Speaker 1: feel absolutely, You're.
Speaker 4: Just like away, we can't keep up.
Speaker 1: With all they were showing us all the stupid things
Speaker 1: that the tourists do. And they have like very like
Speaker 1: point of view video of people getting like rammed by
Speaker 1: bison and tossed and like stepping in a hot springs
Speaker 1: chased by a bear. Some guy got like, yeah, she
Speaker 1: was oh she was dying.
Speaker 2: Funny, it was so fud people falling while they're running
Speaker 2: away the best, Like, nobody told you to get that
Speaker 2: close anyway, the idiot.
Speaker 1: Specifically told you not to get that close. So we
Speaker 1: watch all of the ways that you can die at Yellowstone,
Speaker 1: so we're prepared. Fun fact, the hot springs have killed
Speaker 1: twenty two people, which is more than bears and bison
Speaker 1: and animals combined. So the hot springs are where you
Speaker 1: gotta be really care. How do they die falling in?
Speaker 5: How do they die?
Speaker 1: Oh god, Andrew, here go.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do they like?
Speaker 3: There are no guardrails around this. It is like a dock, okay,
Speaker 3: over the ones that you'll melt in. Yeah, there's no guardrails,
Speaker 3: so if you fall off, you're on like a pier
Speaker 3: basically over it with nothing to block you. So if
Speaker 3: you fall in, it's literally boiling hot water that melts
Speaker 3: you a lot hot. Yes, your skin literally melts off
Speaker 3: and they have to wait, like they can't even put
Speaker 3: in anything to get you out, like a metal like
Speaker 3: a ladder or anything, so it'll just melt. So if you
Speaker 3: fall in, you're dead. Well, you could splash out, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't really work.
Speaker 1: I'd also again like to thank Yellowstone Vacations for this
Speaker 1: amazing travel we're gonna do. As we're talking about all
Speaker 1: the ways they're gonna kill you, but they actually were
Speaker 1: describing what happens when you fall in one of those
Speaker 1: hot springs, and it's much worse than what you described.
Speaker 1: You don't just boil, because they say one of the
Speaker 1: things that most people do as they're sort of drowning
Speaker 1: is that they gasp. So then all that hot ass
Speaker 1: water goes inside your body and it cooks you from
Speaker 1: the inside.
Speaker 5: It comes through your eyes, it comes through your ears.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. So we have a rule for tomorrow. No fuckery,
Speaker 1: no horseplay whatsoever near the springs. The hot springs. Josh
Speaker 1: kind of did one of his sounds. So, Josh, we
Speaker 1: were talking about this when you were in there throwing
Speaker 1: up and puking or whatever it was you're doing.
Speaker 4: Buffalo. Oh my god, my butthole feels all right.
Speaker 2: Take this mic, I'm done.
Speaker 1: But no matter if Josh is surprised, if he's scared,
Speaker 1: if he's excited, he makes the same noise for everything.
Speaker 1: It's glorious. It's crazy. We never know what Josh is
Speaker 1: really feeling because it's always the same noise. He kind
Speaker 1: of just did it and I feel like on that
Speaker 1: oh wow, there he is. Love you guys too. I
Speaker 1: feel like we should wrap it up. Everybody was thinking
Speaker 1: about not doing this podcast because we're so tired.
Speaker 3: Yes, but now we're all going to go to bed.
Speaker 3: This'll be nice. This is the off gandhis the What's
Speaker 3: Your Show? Sauce on the Side, Sauce on the Side,
Speaker 3: Sauce on the road Side. Oh yeah, Sauce on the
Speaker 3: Roadside Diaries, Volume one.
Speaker 1: Yes, Josh, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: My foot is so numb right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so ready for this to be done. Okay,
Speaker 1: if people want to find you guys on Instagram so
Speaker 1: that they can follow along on this journey, where can
Speaker 1: they find you?
Speaker 4: Yoo Stone, God, did you.
Speaker 1: Hear what I just asked? No? I said, if people
Speaker 1: want to find you on Instagram to follow along on
Speaker 1: the journey, where can they find and you said, oh,
Speaker 1: eostone coaster.
Speaker 3: Boy, Josh, Andrew at Andrew, Pug Diamond at Diamond, Sincere.
Speaker 1: I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. And also, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this, please go follow Andrew Pug because how how
Speaker 1: far away are you from your goal?
Speaker 3: I'm only three hundred and fifty followers away, folks.
Speaker 1: That's not that he's been trying to get ten thousand
Speaker 1: followers for like the six years that I've done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want a ten k. I don't want
Speaker 3: it to be like not like I don't want to
Speaker 3: show all those numbers anymore. I want like the nice
Speaker 3: little it looks nice you guys all have that.
Speaker 1: I want that it'll go to like a point one,
Speaker 1: like ten point one and ten point two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Cool Wayne Nicer.
Speaker 1: Okay, so please follow at Andrew Pug.
Speaker 4: Cool Cool.
Speaker 1: There's a really great reel of him getting yanked out
Speaker 1: of the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my big Tuna experience.
Speaker 1: Because we also discovered the end of Michael Jackson song
Speaker 1: that is freaking bizarre. So the Free Willy song I
Speaker 1: had no idea ended like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really gets emotional.
Speaker 3: It's like a lot for the Free Willy soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it all went perfectly with Andrew. So at
Speaker 1: Andrew Pug follow him. Okay, we'll be back maybe in
Speaker 1: like a couple of days. Yes, okay, So bye everybody.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 5: Cool