WEBVTT - Off the Grid Diary, Vol #1 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:06.440 Are we rolling? Whoa sauce on the side on the road? Oh, 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:13.800 my god, sauce on the roadside. So first I would 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:15.880 like to clear up that last time we were going 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:17.680 back and forth as the episode twenty nine is the 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:20.079 episode thirty and then we thought it was twenty nine. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.640 I think it was actually thirty. Okay, yeah, So here 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.479 we are on the road for episode thirty one. I'm 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:30.520 with Diamond, Diamond, Hi, Andrew, Hello, and who. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:35.160 Else somebody who is going through a very tough time 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:35.680 right now. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.479 So we are currently and there's a video of this. 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:44.400 We're all sitting in our bed in Yellowstone and Josh 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.239 went to a restaurant that I will not name. We 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:52.840 all went. He had some kso ripped right through. As 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.680 we were sitting at the restaurant, he was like a 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.360 cripping I'm gonna crap like this in my life. He 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.440 wouldn't at the restaurant. He had to come home and 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.480 do it here where we are all sharing a cabin. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:05.679 So that's where we're at right now. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:09.200 To be honest, I understand where he comes from on 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.160 that one. There's just like unless I gotta go, gotta go. 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:16.319 It's there's something about being in like your own place. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.280 It just feels safe here, you know. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.160 I mean that's fair. I think that we're all just 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.080 passing microphones around, so if you hear over your noise, that's it. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:29.280 I think that each one of us today has suffered 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:33.479 one type of trauma or another. And this was Josh's time. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:37.560 Josh didn't have really earlier trauma, sure that everybody else did, 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:42.000 so I will start with mine. We went to a 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:45.520 whitewater rafting place and it was glorious and beautiful, and 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.400 we're gonna get to who else had trauma from that? 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.760 And I really had to pee. And we drove three 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:54.360 hours and we got there and they only have porto potties, 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.360 and I thought I was gonna pee myself. And I 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.919 walked into the portal potty and I walked out, hacking 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.960 and gagging and yelling like I busted out. I was like, no, 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:05.120 I can't do it. I can't do it. I was screaming, 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:09.399 I can't do it. And this old man started dying, laughing. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:14.680 He was really enjoying that. He's like, it's not so bad. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:17.600 I said, sir, it is. I don't know. It wasn't 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.480 just a smell. It was the visual it was I'm 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.320 gonna it was so bad. It was so bad that 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:28.320 nice old man came out later and said, listen, I 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.880 kind of built you a nest in there. It didn't 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.480 smell any better, but at least you won't have to 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.600 see what's there. I said, nope, I will pee in 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.679 the field, or I will go beg my way, which 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.200 I did. I begged my way into a regular bathroom 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.880 at the facility. So that was my trauma. Andrew, what 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:43.840 was your trauma today? 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:48.400 My trauma was the whitewater rafting. I was told go 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:53.200 swimming now. He pulled over specifically for us to go swimming. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.440 You were like all about it. You were like, oh 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:58.360 my god, I loved you. And so he pulls us 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.920 over to the side. We are the only boat that stopped, 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:04.520 mind you, the only boat, yeah, the raft. We're the 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.080 only raft on the side. And then Gandhi's like, well, 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.440 if no one else is going to join me, then 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:12.240 I don't want to do it. So then I was like, okay, fine, 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:12.960 I'll just do it. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:14.000 F it. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.000 It was like a polar plunge. I am not a 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.720 polar plunge person. I would never like to be a 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.639 polar plunge person, that just seems like that's even a 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.480 little too much for me in terms of adventure. 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:24.920 It was worse than a polar plunge. 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.240 My whole body jumped in. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:26.919 Yeah. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:28.760 I was like, I'm never gonna be able to move again. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.919 It was like crazy cold. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.280 It was like a shock, like it was like from 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:35.880 my toes up all of a sudden, it was like 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.840 this chill that I've never felt before. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:38.760 It's pretty bad. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:39.720 I was like, this is it. 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:40.240 I gotta go. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.960 I gotta get back in this boat now. And then 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.640 I started swimming to the boat. I got to the 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.840 boat and they told us in the beginning, we may 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.600 need to dunk you quickly to get you back on 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:55.720 the boat, to give you some buoyancy and listen, I 0:03:56.600 --> 0:04:00.920 was really hoping our guide's. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.680 Charlie Charley, Charlie Mosley. Shout out to Charlie Mosley. 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.080 He was fantastic. He was great, but I knew he 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.440 was gonna be going through it by himself to lift 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:09.240 me up onto this boat. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:10.920 Well, other people should have helped lift you up onto 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.080 the boat, including Diamond and your buddy Josh. 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.559 Yes, they were filming me getting on this boat where 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.760 I look like they just caught a giant tuna and 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.719 I'm flopping around inside the boat. So yeah, that's my 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:27.760 trauma that I had looked like a tuna getting caught. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:29.640 Diamond, would you like to go? 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:38.359 My trauma was the entire experience, the ride there, the 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.520 fact that I said I was not gonna do this, 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.440 and I was prepared to sit in the car by myself, 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:45.320 take a nap. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.840 I made a little like pillow. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:51.680 Off of the the water container that we have in 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:52.040 the back. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.880 I was not with it. 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:58.040 Okay, no service, which would have made three hours really bad, but. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.160 In a hot car, which every time we get out 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.600 of the car, by the way, it says, please check 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.760 the back seat to make sure you haven't left any mine, 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.159 And she wanted to bake in that car with no 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:10.120 service for three hours, even though the day before she 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:13.279 had agreed to it, and Andrew bought all the tickets 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.520 and paid for it. I didn't necessarily agree. You never agreed. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:17.839 I never agreed. 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.240 No, you did never. At brunch specifically, I was like, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.200 I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna buy away order rafting, 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:23.679 and you were like, okay, sure. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.919 No. I didn't say sure. I said, hmm, I know 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.839 exactly what I did. I could see myself right now 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.560 with the little red awning over us. I know what 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:35.359 I said or didn't say. Also, then we get on 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.560 this bus Andrew is trying to talk to me and 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.720 I'm just trying to figure out why he's talking. Why 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.520 are you talking to me? At one point, didn't I 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:44.839 say please stop talking to me? 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:45.320 Yes? 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:46.000 She did. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.000 I was told by Gandhi. Actually she said you need 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.839 to comfort your friend, like ask like, be like, oh, 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.400 tell her she's going to be fine. So I said, hey, Diamond, 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:57.680 you're going to be fine. You said please stop talking. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.320 To me, do not talk anymore. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.440 I meant it, shut your mouth. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.960 And after that, I was like, just hold her head. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.720 And he tried to grab your hand and you were like, don't. 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:09.000 Touch me, don't touch me. 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:12.000 Okay, I'm pissed off. Then we get to the actual 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:16.560 water and they say, oh no, we did the safety protocol. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.880 And as soon as I walk up to this woman 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.480 doing the safety protocol, she says, and if you fall in, 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.560 this is what you do. And I'm like, I'm not 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.520 trying to fall in. What do I do not to 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:30.200 fall in? I'm like, I was safety. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:35.880 Protocol is though, Oh he's out, she's out. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.080 Oh do you think the likes. 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:43.560 Pick that up? So side, wait, finish what you're saying. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.200 Then when you to talk about Josh's noise is because 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:46.479 he has the same noise for everything he does. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:47.000 Continue. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:47.240 Oh. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:51.080 Then I got on and Charlie very nice guy. But 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:54.279 it didn't start off so well because I was ready 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.960 to hop out. As soon as the boat started moving 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.800 a little bit. I was like, Charlie, I don't feel 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.240 good about this. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:00.359 I need to go. I need to go, and he 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:01.960 just pushed the fucking boat. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.599 The boat was no first of the boat was already moving, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.279 but you were like Charlie, no, no, Charlie, I need 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.719 to get out. Let me out right now. Charlie, let 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.000 me out. I thought she was gonna cry, and I 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:10.520 was like this, I. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:10.880 Don't know what. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.200 I thought you were. I was about to cry. And 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.800 what did Charlie say, Well, we can't now we're already 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:17.920 move it. I was like a. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:21.120 Little fucking turd. That's literally I was sticking to myself. 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.280 Oh it's pretty good, but you know what, we made 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.120 it and it was awesome. And I'm really really proud 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:28.720 of you because I can't believe you actually did it. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:29.320 Thank you. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.640 I really can't like you made out with not only jewelry. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.320 Oh yeah, oh what what is the jewelry? 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.320 I said to myself, we really got to turn this 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.680 around because Diamond was not feeling it. They said that 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.800 there were five photo spots and a bunch of rapids, 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.400 and all I kept thinking was she could get out 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.880 at any point and be done with us. So I said, Diamond, 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.640 I will get you and her mez. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:56.360 Bangle, which is hello, big moneyball. Because I was like, Diamond, 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:57.560 I'll get you a sweatshirt. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:04.200 I would have taken anything, anything, a pep talk even we. 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:06.440 Were trying. 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:11.880 Also, wait, were you promised a sweatshirt? Yes, so she 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.760 made up with a sweatshirt and a bangle. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:15.720 Well, she never got the sweatshirt because she said she 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.240 thought the place smelled funny and she didn't want a 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.840 sweatshirt on this So maybe we'll find another sweatshirtt another place. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.680 You're making out great. But anyway, I said, to get 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.200 her through this, what is the one thing that I 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.480 know can motivate her. It's jewelry, I know it. So 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.000 then I said it, and then what do you know? 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.560 It was like Jesus came through the clouds and the 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:35.640 sun came out, and she was like, oh, this is 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:36.520 actually kind of cool. 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.800 Guys. Yeah on her Once her mood turn around, the 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.880 sun came out, I was like, you see this, and 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.800 we got a rain shower in the sunlight, which is 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.920 good luck. I'm positive that that's like a good luck thing. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.280 We saw some of the prettiest ship we've ever seen. Diamond, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.599 don't care what you say. It was beautiful. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:51.960 The rain shower was not. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.640 I mean that was horrifying because I mean we're. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:03.720 You think about this, Okay, we're on the water, a stream, river, 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:04.680 whatever you want. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:06.320 Okay, we're moving. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.720 Why would I want it to rain because when rain 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.080 comes a lot of the times it comes with wind, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.680 and you know, the water starts getting really rocky. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:18.320 We were already swaying all. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.280 Over the place. Oh my god, her shirt is off, Josh, 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:28.160 are you doing this? Man is unwell? Did you take 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:35.320 your shirt off? The ship? Sorry, continued Diamond. Yeah, there's 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:40.760 a camera rolling too. Wait wait there she iskara camera. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:47.319 Hi, don't worry, it's. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.679 Not but we're gonna have them edit this. Another or 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:48.560 four of us in the best. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.160 Actually a reason my shirt is off, because not only 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:52.240 did I poop, I threw up? 0:09:53.080 --> 0:10:00.439 Why bed with your outside clothes on? Clothes off, jeans 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:00.840 are on? 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:02.800 These were not either. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:05.360 You threw up. 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:10.800 I hung all my clothes up. Yes, I nuclear bombed 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:16.400 my stomach with this buffalo cauliflower dipped into the buffalo caso, 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:19.920 and I had like half of that order I feel. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:23.480 He went from. He went from I don't want to 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.480 have any of the caso, scoffing at it, like, oh no, 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:27.280 I don't want that. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.719 I didn't scoff at. I didn't scoff at it. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:37.320 There's no scoff There was a scoff. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:41.920 He's weak, he's weak and a fluffer. He went. 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.160 He went from, oh no, I'm not gonna have the caso. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:50.040 Do you want cauliflower and caso? Don't? 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.840 Okay, so you made you made up poop bomb. 0:10:54.000 --> 0:11:01.360 I started cramping and honestly it just started. It started happening. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:07.600 Wow, both ends you Okay, your digestive system moves very fast. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.160 Then I'm back, baby. 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.600 One of the things you need to like scoop back 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:14.840 so that this doesn't look like the pet that looks 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:18.000 like at the moment. One of the things we were 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.719 just talking about actually, don't take your pants off. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:25.080 He would, Hey, Doddy, Doddy's here, don't tell a good time. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.120 Oh my god. So we were all talking about what 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:35.280 traumatized this today. Andrews was flipping onto the boat, onto 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.880 the raft like, well, you did not help him, but 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:45.439 you recorded your diamonds. Diamonds was the entire rafting experience, 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:47.920 and yours just happened when you puked and ship whilst 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:53.080 we were recording this podcast. The Buffalo Bar, We're not 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.040 going to name the place. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:59.920 I wasn't here that everything on the menu was buff 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:03.200 and it just I blew my stomach up. Or I 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.240 also ate a lot of beef jerky today too. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:05.760 He really did. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.640 I ate a pound of beef jerky. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.000 How are you alive? I don't understand how Josh lives 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.120 because there were times that we were on the water 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:19.920 with rapids coming and our guide is like paddle back 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:24.480 and he's like, huh, that's all we heard. Huh. 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.280 I couldn't. I was at the front of the boat, 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.960 so it was hard to hear him sometimes. Okay, so 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:30.880 I just had to like cheat on my like it 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.800 was I felt like I was in high school again 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.439 looking over at the kid next to me is like 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.320 paper like seeing what Andrew was doing. But I'm like, 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:42.520 I'm cheating off the c students. What you know? 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:47.200 What fair? I will say I was if you were 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.360 looking back at Diamond to see what she was doing, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.000 she was just holding on for dear. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.240 No, no, no, no no, I was actually putting in 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:56.040 work over here. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.800 Are you kidding me? I was the only person following instruction. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:00.560 Excuse me? 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.080 Maybe you two at the end. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.040 You were starting to slack off. There wasn't and let 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.880 me tell you, she was the only one that when 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:07.760 it was lean in. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.920 She was like, I think that was Diamond's favorite part, 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.319 the lien. Yeah, everyone huddled together, hold on. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.920 Hold on, we're doing the lean in. And then we 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.160 all like came out and Diamond was still holding and 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.199 she was like, I give the instructions to. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:27.440 Leave you guys, don't you guys don't know how to 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:28.360 follow instructions. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.720 I've learned that I followed all the instructions I didn't 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:34.960 find We we gave everybody superlatives today, So Diamond was 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:40.520 most improved. Clap everybody nice so much, Thank you. Andrew 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.880 was the LVP. We'll call him the least Valuable Player. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:47.200 Yeah, although I disagree with that entire Of. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:47.599 Course you do. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.040 Of course you do until you rode the wrong way. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.479 As you were complaining about. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:58.280 You, what did we decide Josh was MVP baby, absolutely 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.800 not no, no, no, I can't rist he was. He 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:04.120 was plotting on food. Like halfway down that river, he 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:10.320 was like, oh, Caesar, I want to sezear up. I 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.520 could do like a big steak. There were a lot 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.520 of things and I don't even remember what you said. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:20.680 That was buffalo bar was out of what buffalo? They're 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.640 big buffalo ribbi. They were all out of it. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:24.400 You weren't gonna get that anyway, jo. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:29.680 I tried to order it actually rocked my mood. I'm 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:30.640 not gonna is that. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.960 That's what puts you in a and barbing situation. I 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.160 think you know what I think might have made you 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:39.080 sick all that water you swallowed because so often during 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.000 the entire thing, you guys were getting splashed a lot 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.920 more than we were. But Josh gets splashed with his 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.119 mouth wide open, as there are photos of it online, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:51.000 and he's just yelling the whole time with water flying 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:51.640 into his mouth. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:52.640 Because I'm gonna get an amba. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.560 It seems like you already got it a river, am Okay, 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:59.040 I think you've already gotten it, buddy. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:03.520 Yeah, I are just kidding, just kidding. I think you're fine. 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.400 No, you can't beat him up. Well, we're recording. Is 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.280 it still recording? Yes? Did you break your phone? Andrew? 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:15.000 Okay, so in the parking lot, I uh, when we 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.680 were back, I dropped my phone on the rocks. Oh, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:21.880 but that's a screen protector, so I'm good. Yeah, it's 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:25.280 a pretty cool phone. Okay, it's outlasting everything. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.720 Pretty cool, my god. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.160 One of the things too. Dimond was talking about how 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:31.800 she was a little nervous about the rain coming in 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.360 because it's gonna get windy, it could get more rapidy. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.960 So were you nervous, Like, how are we gonna get 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:38.440 out of the situation if it rains? 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:39.600 Absolutely? 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.280 I was two feet away from a short any given. 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.760 But you guys could swim to it. Okay, you had 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.640 a life jacket. It doesn't matter. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:49.280 Listen. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.400 I was watching the bus. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:57.040 She was road the photographer that apparently was following us. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.560 But every time I looked up, it was like his 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.720 car was like even further than we are. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.520 I was like, you're supposed to be following. 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:05.160 That's not how photos work, baby. 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.720 All Well, well, wow, they need to switch. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.520 If he arrives to the spot after we get there. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.760 Following that guy took some great pictures. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.360 Oh yeah, that guy is total pro. 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.360 He was amazing. And these photos, there's one photo in 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:22.400 particulars for them which almost got us in trouble the beginning. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:26.600 It was the beginning. I didn't realize I saw. I 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.400 will admit I saw the camera and did I cheese. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.320 Absolutely, They were like paddle twice and he saw the 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:37.760 camera coming up and he paddled like seven times the circle. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.080 You know what. He said. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:43.800 The camera was there, and I said, let's give him 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:44.520 a show, babes. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.360 And I did. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.720 But then the other two photos, the four photo spots, 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.760 I was prepared because every single rapid y part we 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:55.440 hit from there on out, I was going headfirst into it. 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.920 That he was purposely turning the boats this way, you 0:16:57.920 --> 0:16:59.760 guys wouldn't get as wet as we were getting wet. 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:01.800 I stand by that point. 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:04.160 Actually he may have been doing that for Diamond. 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:06.600 That I literally just said that, come on, Charlie. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:10.000 I literally just said, we really like Charlie. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:14.320 Charlie's great love and Also, again, these photos are all posted, 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.360 and they might be at the Elvista Ran Show Instagram 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.720 page now, but they're definitely Baby Hot Sauce at Andrew 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:25.199 Pugg at Diamond Sincere at coaster Boy Josh. After the 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.200 initial shots, Andrew clearly was not posing. 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.119 No no, no, no no no. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:34.680 I could hear I can hear the photo like when 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.399 I look at it, I can hear Josh being like 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:40.600 I can hear Andrew. I can hear Diamond being like, 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.639 dear God, o't want God. I just thought it was pretty. 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.320 My favorite was when we would hit a rapids and 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.480 you just hear Diamond, Jesus hold. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:51.359 Me near the cross. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.720 I thought I was going in. Oh, we didn't even 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:57.480 get to what we did yesterday, which I know we 0:17:57.520 --> 0:17:59.239 have to wrap this up in a second kind of 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:00.520 I mean, I guess we can as long as we 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:03.159 want to. But we went on a hike yesterday, so 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.840 now Diamond is a hiker and a rafter. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.720 After Wow, thank you so much, thank you, thank you 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:13.440 so much, thank you more more, thank you, thank you, thank. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:13.840 You, thank you. 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:17.480 We hiked around Jenny Lake yesterday at Grand Tee Tong, 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.439 which was awesome. And also I think we added like 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.720 two miles to that hike because Andrew parked, and god 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:22.680 fucking knows where. 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:25.879 I do know where. I do know where it was 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:28.159 where I could only parkus when I went to the 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:28.640 parking lot. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.440 You're like, where are we in the parking lot? 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.080 Because parked in the parking lot, so you had to 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:35.520 park out on the road. It was the only spot. Also, 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:36.440 we went at PEAKD time. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.439 We killed like ten minutes looking for a parking spot. Truthfully, 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:41.879 we should have just parked where we parked initially and 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:42.960 we would have been hiking way soon. 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.399 No, there were still spots way closer than where we 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:48.280 actually parked. There were totally on the road, there were 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:52.080 totally Andrew's like this cors so big, I can't fit 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.280 it in anywhere. Also, Andrew's been driving the entire time. 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:58.080 The entire time, he won't let anyone else drive. 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:00.399 I know, It's like I have an objective and I 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.120 know I just need to get to it, so it's 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.440