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Speaker 1: with Diamond, Diamond, Hi, Andrew, Hello, and who.

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Speaker 2: Else somebody who is going through a very tough time

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Speaker 1: So we are currently and there's a video of this.

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Speaker 1: We're all sitting in our bed in Yellowstone and Josh

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Speaker 1: went to a restaurant that I will not name. We

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Speaker 3: To be honest, I understand where he comes from on

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Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. I think that we're all just

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Speaker 1: I think that each one of us today has suffered

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Speaker 1: And I really had to pee. And we drove three

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Speaker 3: My trauma was the whitewater rafting. I was told go

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Speaker 3: You were like all about it. You were like, oh

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Speaker 3: It was like a polar plunge. I am not a

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Speaker 3: My whole body jumped in.

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Speaker 3: He was fantastic. He was great, but I knew he

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Speaker 3: Yes, they were filming me getting on this boat where

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out why he's talking. Why

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Speaker 3: I was told by Gandhi. Actually she said you need

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Speaker 1: And after that, I was like, just hold her head.

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Speaker 1: Protocol is though, Oh he's out, she's out.

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Speaker 1: Pick that up? So side, wait, finish what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Then when you to talk about Josh's noise is because

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Speaker 2: Then I got on and Charlie very nice guy. But

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Speaker 5: I need to go. I need to go, and he

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Speaker 1: The boat was no first of the boat was already moving,

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Speaker 5: Little fucking turd. That's literally I was sticking to myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's pretty good, but you know what, we made

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I really can't like you made out with not only jewelry.

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Speaker 3: I said to myself, we really got to turn this

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Speaker 1: Bangle, which is hello, big moneyball. Because I was like, Diamond,

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Speaker 1: I'll get you a sweatshirt.

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Speaker 3: Also, wait, were you promised a sweatshirt? Yes, so she

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Speaker 1: Well, she never got the sweatshirt because she said she

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Speaker 3: You're making out great. But anyway, I said, to get

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Speaker 3: then I said it, and then what do you know?

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Speaker 1: Guys. Yeah on her Once her mood turn around, the

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Speaker 1: good luck. I'm positive that that's like a good luck thing.

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Speaker 1: We saw some of the prettiest ship we've ever seen. Diamond,

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Speaker 1: don't care what you say. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: The rain shower was not.

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Speaker 5: I mean that was horrifying because I mean we're.

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Speaker 2: You think about this, Okay, we're on the water, a stream, river,

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Speaker 2: Why would I want it to rain because when rain

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Speaker 5: We were already swaying all.

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Speaker 1: Over the place. Oh my god, her shirt is off, Josh,

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Speaker 1: are you doing this? Man is unwell? Did you take

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Speaker 1: your shirt off? The ship? Sorry, continued Diamond. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: Hi, don't worry, it's.

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Speaker 1: Not but we're gonna have them edit this. Another or

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Speaker 4: Actually a reason my shirt is off, because not only

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Speaker 1: Why bed with your outside clothes on? Clothes off, jeans

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Speaker 4: These were not either.

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Speaker 1: You threw up.

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Speaker 4: I hung all my clothes up. Yes, I nuclear bombed

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Speaker 4: I started cramping and honestly it just started. It started happening.

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Speaker 5: He would, Hey, Doddy, Doddy's here, don't tell a good time.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't here that everything on the menu was buff

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Speaker 4: I ate a pound of beef jerky.

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Speaker 1: How are you alive? I don't understand how Josh lives

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Speaker 1: I've learned that I followed all the instructions I didn't

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Speaker 1: Course you do.

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Speaker 4: Of course you do until you rode the wrong way.

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Speaker 4: That was buffalo bar was out of what buffalo? They're

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Speaker 1: That's what puts you in a and barbing situation. I

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Speaker 4: Because I'm gonna get an amba.

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Speaker 1: It seems like you already got it a river, am Okay,

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Speaker 1: No, you can't beat him up. Well, we're recording. Is

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Speaker 1: it still recording? Yes? Did you break your phone? Andrew?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so in the parking lot, I uh, when we

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Speaker 5: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: But you guys could swim to it. Okay, you had

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Speaker 5: I was watching the bus.

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Speaker 5: I was like, you're supposed to be following.

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Speaker 1: That's not how photos work, baby.

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Speaker 5: All Well, well, wow, they need to switch.

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Speaker 1: If he arrives to the spot after we get there.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that guy is total pro.

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Speaker 1: He was amazing. And these photos, there's one photo in

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Speaker 3: It was the beginning. I didn't realize I saw. I

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, They were like paddle twice and he saw the

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Speaker 4: You know what. He said.

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Speaker 3: The camera was there, and I said, let's give him

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Speaker 4: And I did.

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Speaker 4: Actually he may have been doing that for Diamond.

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Speaker 3: That I literally just said that, come on, Charlie.

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Speaker 5: I literally just said, we really like Charlie.

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Speaker 5: No no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 3: My favorite was when we would hit a rapids and

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Speaker 3: you just hear Diamond, Jesus hold.

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Speaker 5: Me near the cross.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was going in. Oh, we didn't even

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Speaker 2: After Wow, thank you so much, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: We hiked around Jenny Lake yesterday at Grand Tee Tong,

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Speaker 3: I do know where. I do know where it was

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Speaker 4: You're like, where are we in the parking lot?

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Speaker 3: Because parked in the parking lot, so you had to

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Speaker 4: We killed like ten minutes looking for a parking spot. Truthfully,

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Speaker 1: No, there were still spots way closer than where we

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Speaker 3: I know, It's like I have an objective and I

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Speaker 4: He has road rage, though we feel about the whole

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Speaker 4: so far, I think it's fine.

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Speaker 1: I think Diamond's sick of the playlist. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: of Launa Delray. I could do without that too. Here

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Speaker 1: they go, Oh my god, these two have saddled us

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Speaker 2: Whatever you want, right, But then conveniently, when we ask

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Speaker 4: That's actually what happened. And then I have to rely

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Speaker 1: Convenient How that works out for you, Josh? And by

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Speaker 1: was like, oh no, the police they don't because he's

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Speaker 1: where we're Diamond Shotgun? Shotgun? Josh is shotgun in a

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Speaker 4: I hopped in there on the way home from the airport,

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Speaker 4: I don't need it, No.

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Speaker 1: One's saddled you. There's a whole bag for you to

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Speaker 4: I ask you every time you want the front seat,

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Speaker 1: to your car sickery that you now? I believe fake?

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Speaker 1: Every day on the way home from work, I have

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Speaker 1: he's in the front Singlelna del rey. Haven't it good

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Speaker 1: all time?

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Speaker 4: I'm on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Oh so the car sickness takes a vacation.

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Speaker 4: After two pm after work and andrew driving through the city.

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Speaker 4: He threw Hoboken and all those stop signs and left

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Speaker 4: many times.

442
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,720
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have a whole back seat that we don't.

443
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,399
Speaker 4: Are more than welcome to send in the front seat.

444
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 4: I would I would like to retain control of the

445
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 4: playlist respectfully driving.

446
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 3: Nobody else wants to drive right. I feel like I'm

447
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 3: hogging it, But at the same time, I just really

448
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 3: I don't mind driving.

449
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,719
Speaker 4: I would do it if you were like tired of it,

450
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 4: I'm there for you.

451
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,439
Speaker 3: I'm not tired of it, and then yeah, no, I

452
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:31,800
Speaker 3: love it.

453
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 4: Okay, great, got to be honest, and do you want

454
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 4: to try driving? I don't really care.

455
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 3: That means now, okay, well the last time.

456
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 2: That the last time that I drove Gandhi and Handy around,

457
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 2: they talked about my driving.

458
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: It was not bad.

459
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 3: It was driving with like my great great grandma.

460
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 4: That's wait, you know you're great. You drove with your

461
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 4: great great grandmother.

462
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 1: It was a horse and buggy. I did not, and

463
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: it was faster than I will say. Though. Diamond was

464
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: driving the r V, it was massive. She wasn't feeling

465
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 1: very good about driving the RV, so she didn't want

466
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: to drive it.

467
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 5: Okay, what about when I drove the car when in

468
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 5: Santa fe.

469
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: U ship to say about that too?

470
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's a New Yorker driving in Santa

471
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 3: fe is never going.

472
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,640
Speaker 4: To be good.

473
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,679
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, I'm done.

474
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done. I don't care about driving. Oh, happily

475
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: drive if you don't want to, because I don't want

476
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: you to feel like you have to drive us.

477
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 3: This entire time, I'm enjoying it.

478
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: I think the biggest objection I have is to Josh

479
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,360
Speaker 1: respectfully controlling a playlist. There's nothing respectful about Josh's playlist.

480
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: It's all Josh. Everything that is not true.

481
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 3: Podcast, it is not all Lana. I would say, we've

482
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 3: maybe heard ten songs, and I can you can tell

483
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 3: you what the ten songs.

484
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 4: Are, and Lana's usually just Andrew doesn't request a lot.

485
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 4: So if I feel Andrew needs to play thank you,

486
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 4: I thank you, thank you in between.

487
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 3: That's every happy and it did it played in the

488
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 3: car on the way there today.

489
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: That was how well I know if he really loves me.

490
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 1: You were singing I want to dance with somebody. No,

491
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: you were right, thank you? Yeah, you're right. That's a

492
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: good song, though, Megan Trainer Diamond, whoops, you missed up.

493
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 5: I love that song. I love it.

494
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 4: I'm glppy. Someone does it's good?

495
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 5: Okay, I liked it.

496
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 2: You know what. I'm upset that I missed because I

497
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 2: like started dozing off in the car last night.

498
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 5: Limp biscuit man, keep rolling rolling.

499
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: I love that.

500
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 4: Every day every night.

501
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: And Josh has been rocking some nickelbacks. That's been great.

502
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 4: Oh what did we play for Nickel rock Stars?

503
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: And if every if everyone cared was the name of

504
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: that song?

505
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 3: Oh, no, we started playing it. Then the Wi Fi

506
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 3: also backed out of that one.

507
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 5: Thank you everyone heard and nobody to cry.

508
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 4: Everyone maybe we should what's the case of dea line?

509
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: Oh, that's from rock Star. I think I'll have a

510
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: case idea. I'll have the case ideas.

511
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: I had no idea until today. I was today years

512
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 3: old when I found out that that is a line

513
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 3: in Rockstar. Wow, no clue, Yeah, like, oh, we're gonna

514
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 3: be eating fancy afterwards.

515
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 4: I think I'll have a case of doea. I made

516
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 4: them go.

517
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 3: Back and replay that line. You had your headphones on

518
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 3: at that point.

519
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, Diamond puts her headphones on because she doesn't hear

520
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,719
Speaker 1: what's going on. So we had a wait forever at

521
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: the airport to get the stupid car. Now we have

522
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: the stupid car, and then we took a hike and

523
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 1: the car's bad. Actually it's really good with gas. What

524
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: is it an expedition, like a full sized expedition. Yeah,

525
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: we haven't had to fill up yet. We went driving

526
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: for like two days, yeah, hours and hours, and Jenny

527
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: Lake was great. We hiked a lot. I think Diamond

528
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: was over that shit about how how far into it

529
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 1: were you ready?

530
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: To be done with it, probably half a mile in

531
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: once I got pictures in the first spot and I

532
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: realized that we had to continue.

533
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 5: That was where I was over it.

534
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: But then what are you doing, Josh? Oh my god.

535
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 5: But then when Andrew pushed me into the lake, that was.

536
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: When I was really done.

537
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the wildlife.

538
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: Said She's like, Andrew acted like he was gonna help me,

539
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: and then I fell into the water and he said,

540
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: fun for yourself. This is the wildlife. It's great, it's great.

541
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: But you know what we did realize about Diamond because

542
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: like all these little things that happen are like huge

543
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: things to her. I said, have you ever gotten stitches

544
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: or like broken a bone or had a surgery? She

545
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: said no, So this is a big deal to her

546
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: because she's never like gotten hurt in her life. Ding

547
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: ding ding ding d which is shocking. How do you

548
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: love to be thirty years old and never get hurt?

549
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 2: Because I'm scary, so I stay away from everything, are

550
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: you kidding? Learned how to ride a bike, great, fell

551
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 2: like scraped up my knee and didn't fuck with that

552
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 2: shit again.

553
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: Wait, you were talking about how you want to ride bikes.

554
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: You're like oh those are fuh.

555
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: No, I can and I like the last no, but

556
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 2: I told you as the last time I rode a

557
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: bike was in the Bahamas, and I literally ran into

558
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 2: the bushes, like rode into the bushes.

559
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: But it wasn't.

560
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 2: My friend said that she didn't she didn't feel good, Ayana,

561
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: she didn't feel good riding a bike. So I kept

562
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: like looking back, like are you okay? Are you okay?

563
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: One time I looked back, are you okay? I turned

564
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: back bam right into the bushes, right into the bushes.

565
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Trauma.

566
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm traumatized, tunny traumatized. Will never get on

567
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 5: a knee bike by the way, okay, ever, okay.

568
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. She says she's never gonna white

569
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: water raft. You did, that's all e.

570
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 4: Bikes go too fast shooting range Tomorrow.

571
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 5: I said I wouldn't do that again.

572
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 4: Either, that did Do you guys talk about the taxi durremy?

573
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 4: Oh god.

574
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: The people we met at the bar, I promised you

575
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: guys are dead fox.

576
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: We almost went to get it out of their trunk.

577
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: I tried so hard to get it out of their trunk.

578
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: I don't think they really want us to have it.

579
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: Gandhi was truly one track mind on that, Like they

580
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 3: kept trying to bring up other things, like she'd be like, yeah,

581
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 3: so like it's great here, Jackson's great, and Gannie would

582
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 3: be like, that's so cool. So you get that fox.

583
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 3: I want to go to the car like and the

584
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: best was she said. At one point, She's like, so

585
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 3: they'll stay here, give me your keys. I will go

586
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 3: to your car just as good faith. Give me your keys,

587
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 3: and I will go get the fox out of the car.

588
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: Absolutely Okay. So we meet these girls at the bar yesterday,

589
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: which we met because she had the perfect little dog,

590
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: which was a dox In and an awesy so cute,

591
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: so I just want to touch the dogs and we

592
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: start talking to them. Then her friend has on a

593
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: Beyonce shirt, so Diamond makes a bestie right there, and

594
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: then the other girls just clearly hammered talking to us

595
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: about how amazing Wyoming isn't they're from here and it's

596
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: so good. And then I don't know how it came

597
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: up that she had a stuffed fox in her trunk

598
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: of her bug. By the way, she had a bug, like.

599
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 4: Her husband just kills things.

600
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, her husband. We found out is like a murderous monster.

601
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: But the amount of animals that she said.

602
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 3: He had killed, yeah, it's Wyoming.

603
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: Really, how he's shoot an alligator in Wyoming? He goes

604
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: places to kill things? Well, I mean he traveled to

605
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: North Carolina and they brought back a case full.

606
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 3: Of pigs bacon.

607
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: Excuse me, yeah, you missed that one.

608
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 3: They said, they're also sending me elk meat if I

609
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 3: actually get this taxidermy fox. They're like, we have meat

610
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 3: coming out of our ears, to which Gandhi was like,

611
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 3: she went and pulled up her hair and was like, yep,

612
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: there's meat in your ear. And then two seconds later,

613
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 3: so can we go to your cars?

614
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: Okay, but listen, I had zero vested interest in that

615
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: stupid fox. You guys wanted the fox for some reason

616
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: for your friend Tommy. Why does Tommy want the fox?

617
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 4: He's a redhead, That's why you send him a red fox.

618
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 4: I feel like that that makes sense, right, There's multiple reasons.

619
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 4: It was gonna be a housewarming gift because he bought

620
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 4: a new house.

621
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: And it's a fairly large sized fox. She showed us.

622
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: It was like three feet.

623
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 4: He would probably think it's swag, but I don't know

624
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 4: if his wife would Nicole hate it. We got a

625
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 4: taxidermy squirrel.

626
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: We called it Hank. Years ago it was a gun

627
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: tote and squirrel. That literally it was called gun toting squirrel.

628
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 3: Then he named him Hank.

629
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: That bar, by the way, you had about three drinks

630
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 4: in twenty minutes, Yeah, and almost next leveled, and.

631
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: There was no next level. I was completely fine.

632
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 4: Well, you spilled half your drink on yourself.

633
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: You spilled half my drink on me.

634
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 4: I didn't.

635
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,959
Speaker 1: It was Josh positive, just luclutovinold one er. Anyway, this

636
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: girl promised you guys, this fox, and then everyone was

637
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: just letting it go. And I said, where's the fox? Though, like,

638
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: we're here, we're not gonna be here for a long time.

639
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: Give us the fox. And she's like, yeah, it's in

640
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: my car two blocks down. Cool, give us the keys.

641
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: Look onme my back. I said, I would leave the

642
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: two of you and we would go get the fox.

643
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: For your dumb front, I don't even care about the fox.

644
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: Every single conversation kept leading back to the getting, like outlet,

645
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 3: so then let's go get the fox.

646
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, then let's go get fox. She'diately asked her for

647
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: her to give you her keys, like, just stay in

648
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 4: the bar, I'll go to your car.

649
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

650
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 4: You just met her ten minutes.

651
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: And she promised us a fox Hello. She's like, I'll

652
00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: ship it to you.

653
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 4: She won't.

654
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: We're never seeing that things.

655
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 4: Did we did? We follow them on Instagram?

656
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: One girl my Beyonce bestie. Ten out of ten I

657
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: was tapped in.

658
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 5: Okay.

659
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,959
Speaker 2: We were talking about everything under the sun. I know

660
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: we're all where each and every one of them works.

661
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 5: I know where they live. Yeah, I know where they live.

662
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: One has a kid, one definitely, one kid, one single.

663
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Speaker 2: Yes, they go I don't know if they go on

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Speaker 2: trips together all the time, but they all meet up together.

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Speaker 5: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very very cool. And two hours of driving is

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Speaker 2: nothing for them. We were going deep, okay, listen, I

668
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Speaker 2: was into it thanks to Beyonce.

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Speaker 1: At some point, I think we should all post the

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Speaker 1: pictures of us on the saddles because there are some

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Speaker 1: quality saddle photos. We went to the million what was

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Speaker 1: it called Million Dollar Cowboy Bar? Yeah, it's Jackson and

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Speaker 1: Jackson holl Let's Andrew talk into a mic. Jackson, I

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Speaker 1: would like to apologize in advance because I can see

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Speaker 1: the levels as we're recording, and they are all over

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Speaker 1: the place and they're probably terrible.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to put it in a program.

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Speaker 1: Please please. I thought I was gonna say something about I.

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Speaker 4: Don't know why you just put a microphone in.

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Speaker 1: My face because you're the audio guy.

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Speaker 4: I will say. In those pictures, my booty was popping.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: I made you stick your booty out.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome, it was at first, but you're like, no,

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Speaker 4: you're not. And then then I put a little arch

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Speaker 4: in the back and.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get some swipes for that.

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Speaker 4: That cake came out.

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00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: That cake was bacon, and I told Dimon to do

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Speaker 1: the same thing. I was like, I was like, you

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Speaker 1: got archer backstick your ass out? And what did she say?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. I was trying.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying hard get the jets came out in the back.

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Speaker 1: And we've only been here a day and a half

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Speaker 1: so far. This is great. Tomorrow, what are we doing?

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Speaker 1: Anyone know? I know, Josh? What are we doing? Josh

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00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: has had no idea where we are art and give it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're supposed to meet our guide at eight am, which

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Speaker 1: is not long from now, and then we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: see Mammoth Hot Springs, maybe Lamar Valley, which they call

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Speaker 1: the Serengetti of the United States, which I'm really excited

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Speaker 1: to see, and some other stuff. I think there's a

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00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: couple of waterfalls. Oh that that's super colorful. We saw

704
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: pictures of it, the prismatic something. Yeah, we're going to

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Speaker 1: see that. I'm excited. And when we walked into this, oh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, shout out to Delaware North and yellow

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Speaker 1: Stone Vacations because they have hooked us up with this

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Speaker 1: cabin that we're in right now. And when we walked

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Speaker 1: in and turned on the TV, there was a program

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Speaker 1: on about all of the ways that you can die

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00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: at Yellowstone and Diamond's like, this is crazy. We walk

712
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: in and this is just on TV. What are the odds?

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Speaker 1: I said, I think that is planned tourists. Now I

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Speaker 1: feel absolutely, You're.

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Speaker 4: Just like away, we can't keep up.

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Speaker 1: With all they were showing us all the stupid things

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Speaker 1: that the tourists do. And they have like very like

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00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: point of view video of people getting like rammed by

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Speaker 1: bison and tossed and like stepping in a hot springs

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Speaker 1: chased by a bear. Some guy got like, yeah, she

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00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: was oh she was dying.

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Speaker 2: Funny, it was so fud people falling while they're running

723
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Speaker 2: away the best, Like, nobody told you to get that

724
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Speaker 2: close anyway, the idiot.

725
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: Specifically told you not to get that close. So we

726
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Speaker 1: watch all of the ways that you can die at Yellowstone,

727
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Speaker 1: so we're prepared. Fun fact, the hot springs have killed

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Speaker 1: twenty two people, which is more than bears and bison

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Speaker 1: and animals combined. So the hot springs are where you

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Speaker 1: gotta be really care. How do they die falling in?

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Speaker 5: How do they die?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, Andrew, here go.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what do they like?

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Speaker 3: There are no guardrails around this. It is like a dock, okay,

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Speaker 3: over the ones that you'll melt in. Yeah, there's no guardrails,

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Speaker 3: so if you fall off, you're on like a pier

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Speaker 3: basically over it with nothing to block you. So if

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Speaker 3: you fall in, it's literally boiling hot water that melts

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Speaker 3: you a lot hot. Yes, your skin literally melts off

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Speaker 3: and they have to wait, like they can't even put

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Speaker 3: in anything to get you out, like a metal like

742
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Speaker 3: a ladder or anything, so it'll just melt. So if you

743
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Speaker 3: fall in, you're dead. Well, you could splash out, but

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Speaker 3: it doesn't really work.

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Speaker 1: I'd also again like to thank Yellowstone Vacations for this

746
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: amazing travel we're gonna do. As we're talking about all

747
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: the ways they're gonna kill you, but they actually were

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Speaker 1: describing what happens when you fall in one of those

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Speaker 1: hot springs, and it's much worse than what you described.

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Speaker 1: You don't just boil, because they say one of the

751
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: things that most people do as they're sort of drowning

752
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 1: is that they gasp. So then all that hot ass

753
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: water goes inside your body and it cooks you from

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Speaker 1: the inside.

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Speaker 5: It comes through your eyes, it comes through your ears.

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00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: It's terrible. So we have a rule for tomorrow. No fuckery,

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00:34:51,680 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: no horseplay whatsoever near the springs. The hot springs. Josh

758
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: kind of did one of his sounds. So, Josh, we

759
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: were talking about this when you were in there throwing

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00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: up and puking or whatever it was you're doing.

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 4: Buffalo. Oh my god, my butthole feels all right.

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00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: Take this mic, I'm done.

763
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: But no matter if Josh is surprised, if he's scared,

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00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: if he's excited, he makes the same noise for everything.

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Speaker 1: It's glorious. It's crazy. We never know what Josh is

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00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: really feeling because it's always the same noise. He kind

767
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: of just did it and I feel like on that

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00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: oh wow, there he is. Love you guys too. I

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Speaker 1: feel like we should wrap it up. Everybody was thinking

770
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: about not doing this podcast because we're so tired.

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00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 3: Yes, but now we're all going to go to bed.

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00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 3: This'll be nice. This is the off gandhis the What's

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Speaker 3: Your Show? Sauce on the Side, Sauce on the Side,

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00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 3: Sauce on the road Side. Oh yeah, Sauce on the

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00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 3: Roadside Diaries, Volume one.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Josh, what are you doing?

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00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 4: My foot is so numb right now.

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00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so ready for this to be done. Okay,

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00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: if people want to find you guys on Instagram so

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00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: that they can follow along on this journey, where can

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Speaker 1: they find you?

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00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 4: Yoo Stone, God, did you.

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00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: Hear what I just asked? No? I said, if people

784
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 1: want to find you on Instagram to follow along on

785
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: the journey, where can they find and you said, oh,

786
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: eostone coaster.

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00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 3: Boy, Josh, Andrew at Andrew, Pug Diamond at Diamond, Sincere.

788
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. And also, if you're listening

789
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: to this, please go follow Andrew Pug because how how

790
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: far away are you from your goal?

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00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 3: I'm only three hundred and fifty followers away, folks.

792
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: That's not that he's been trying to get ten thousand

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00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: followers for like the six years that I've done.

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00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want a ten k. I don't want

795
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Speaker 3: it to be like not like I don't want to

796
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 3: show all those numbers anymore. I want like the nice

797
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 3: little it looks nice you guys all have that.

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00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: I want that it'll go to like a point one,

799
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: like ten point one and ten point two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Cool Wayne Nicer.

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00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: Okay, so please follow at Andrew Pug.

802
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:12,959
Speaker 4: Cool Cool.

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00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: There's a really great reel of him getting yanked out

804
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: of the water.

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00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, my big Tuna experience.

806
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: Because we also discovered the end of Michael Jackson song

807
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: that is freaking bizarre. So the Free Willy song I

808
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: had no idea ended like that.

809
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really gets emotional.

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00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: It's like a lot for the Free Willy soundtrack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it all went perfectly with Andrew. So at

812
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: Andrew Pug follow him. Okay, we'll be back maybe in

813
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: like a couple of days. Yes, okay, So bye everybody.

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Speaker 4: Bye.

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Speaker 5: Cool