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Speaker 1: is okay, op home with the craziest stories on Earth.

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Speaker 1: I'm Sam and John should ope convert to another religion?

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Speaker 2: I mean, bro, you got you gotta leave like I

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Speaker 1: Dad, our father.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now Art in my church and I know you

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Speaker 1: Now, well, John, we gotta figure out. But there's only

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Speaker 1: one way to find out. Spill that energy drink because

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Speaker 1: we are sleep deprived and we're fucking sight up. Yeah cracket,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh I feel it coursing through my face. Ah,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's do an energy scream on three one

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Speaker 1: two three. All right. My husband and I took the

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Speaker 1: Ancestry DNA test a year ago to find out our

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Speaker 1: ethnicities are. For fun. First mistake. Our results were pretty

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Speaker 1: anti climactic. Mine came out ninety six percent Korean and

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Speaker 1: My childhood memory started to flood in. In middle school,

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Speaker 1: space for Jesus. There we go and the pastor a

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Speaker 1: little Jesus three way. I am the middle child. I

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Speaker 1: never brought it up because I don't want to stir drama,

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Speaker 1: especially church drama, which Riley, what's the worst type of drama? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to be a product of it. How can my mom

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Speaker 1: about to sin again. Oh God, Also, is she gonna

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Speaker 2: Let me get on my knees and pray for your forgiveness.

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Speaker 1: Please absolve me red after Oh, to do that's kind

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Speaker 1: of a hack, right, I mean you can just sin

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Speaker 1: That's a whole other issue that we deal with. But

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Speaker 1: Get it now. Well, if they're if they're not ninety

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Speaker 2: This might be a hot take, but uh, red flag

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Speaker 1: Thing to do. That is a very meany Yeah, the

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Speaker 2: This is what John says. Here's the real question.

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Speaker 1: Like, fuck your question, exactly, question, here's the real question.

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Speaker 1: Is this something worth going back to therapy for? There

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Speaker 2: Therapy, Big Green Flagg finally go to therapy because it

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Speaker 2: only helps and does anybody can't solve this alone. Yeah, bro,

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Speaker 2: you need some reinforcements. Okay, we need to call them

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Speaker 1: No, stop thinking about it? What do we do? Do it? You?

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Speaker 1: Yes or no? You just yes or no? You just don't.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. So John thinks this secret is

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Speaker 1: So I just want to thank you all for your

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Speaker 1: It's hard to respond every comment, but I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: for taking the time to share your thoughts. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to disappoint some of you, but I will not tell

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Speaker 1: respect my decision. I know my dad and telling him

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Speaker 1: will not make anything better based on his history of depression. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I wish I could just barge

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Speaker 1: will come with it. I will go to therapy Green Flag,

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Speaker 1: Thank you again, And there are some relevant comments. John,

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Speaker 2: I do have something to say for myself. So he

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Speaker 1: Planning it, but health reasons. It's like, Yo, do I

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like that's a pretty I mean,

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Honestly, this pastor is like an old ship, a

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Speaker 1: past turd, past turd. Oh now presiding that's you good?

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Speaker 1: Fuck anyway, here's the relevant comments. Alah, my mind says peace.

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Speaker 1: Such acceptance usually comes with resolution. She barely told you

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Speaker 1: who know? Do others know? But are also keeping the secret?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What would your life be like if you reached out?

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Speaker 1: What would your life have been like if the adults

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Speaker 2: Well thanks for well, thanks for making me feel a

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Speaker 1: Dang op says my goodness. I didn't think of it

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that affair happened because this affair baby is

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Speaker 1: It would cause chaos. I grew up with the pastor's

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Speaker 2: Because ultimately OPI is the one who deserves something to gain.

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Speaker 1: A new set of family members? I mean not having

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I think I honestly think it was a

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Speaker 1: I just told you, Yes, what what's actually good that

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Speaker 1: Here's the real question here. Why is Sam the ale?

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Speaker 1: I want you to blast my ahole with his next story? John,

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Speaker 2: Who I took a DNA test and it turns out

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Speaker 1: Is this even possible? Yes, but she's probably your mom

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Speaker 2: Spell that team and this one comes from pitch pipe,

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm really nervous about pursuing.

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Speaker 1: Now, Oh maybe y'all are in for a treat on

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm really nervous about pursuing the seventeen hundred centimeter match.

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Speaker 1: Now, the seventeen if you're curious and what that is?

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Speaker 2: What the real thingure is the seventeen hundred centimeter match.

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Speaker 1: I'm a older brother or her father's older brother.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm afraid that my father's side of the family

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, people grow ups like from high school. So

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Speaker 1: matured since then. Bro, that's crazy. That's crazy. You know

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Speaker 1: Speak for yourself, he says. Bro, you told me some

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Speaker 2: even threatened not to pay for her college if she

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Speaker 1: Be like, look I found out. Yeah, and it wasn't

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Speaker 1: good at That would be a great patch sister mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a great patchure right, Uncle brother, I

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Speaker 1: That's my favorite one of those. Let's get one of

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Speaker 1: It's easy. It's sister mom, sister mom. Simple. Also, growing up,

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Speaker 2: She was in school for basically half of my life,

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Speaker 1: Anesthesia anesthegi, an anesthesia anesthesiologist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and is trying to become a successful anesthesia.

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Speaker 1: But the real way is anesthesiologist. Dude, you're right, that

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Speaker 2: We didn't really even have a relationship until I went

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Speaker 2: was hard being around me knowing that I was her

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Speaker 2: I'm sure with time we will build a better relationship.

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Speaker 2: Her husband, my brother in law, was in the loop

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Speaker 2: I mean, you would probably tell your your deepest target secrets,

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Speaker 2: It's it is what it It's kind of it, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my sister did not feel like it would be

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Speaker 1: The truth? Just say ye, it's your brother, and they'll

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Speaker 1: See mommy is my sister? Mommy? Okay, yeah done, Bro.

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Speaker 1: For me to be your fucking therapist right now, dude,

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Speaker 1: we give such good advice. We're the greatest. We're so good.

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Speaker 2: We could retire as just up as I got got him,

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Speaker 1: Say it's brother. Hard thing they do, No, No, you

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure when we will tell them. I'm still

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Speaker 2: I did not know any of this. I guess history

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Speaker 1: It's in the genes.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate those who took the time to read my update.

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of you were asking for one.

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Speaker 2: Some people even DMed me for an update.

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Speaker 1: Loll.

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Speaker 2: However, it was nice to be able to write down

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Speaker 2: a little shaky writing this. I don't know how long

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think you're like, your life doesn't go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's probably going to take a

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Speaker 1: You're still calling your mother normal. But I think it

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Speaker 2: I think I think with time it'll definitely become a

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Speaker 1: Should she.

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Speaker 2: Should she eventually tell the grandparents that she knows because

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Speaker 2: if OP told the grandparents because that was their ultimatum

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, does sister Mom have any like repercussions

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Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable give you my DNA.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because because what the grandparents can say is, oh,

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Speaker 1: Results that she exactly that he would find. But I

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I love that option, or kill them rights

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Speaker 1: Any more real questions we have left answer? I think

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Speaker 1: that ask your sister mom, if you think it's fine

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Speaker 1: a burden. That's a great bridge. And then if the

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Speaker 1: sister mom says, yeah, it's fine, then I think, go

436
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Speaker 1: ahead and do it. Yeah, I like that, And you

437
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Speaker 1: can do it with the you could do it under

438
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Speaker 1: the like, uh, you could do it, and the story

439
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: be I was super into genealogy. I asked my mom

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Speaker 1: for DNA tests. She was like kind of weird about

441
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Speaker 1: it initially, but then she ended up giving it to

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Speaker 1: me because I was super persistent, and then I found

443
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Speaker 1: out the truth. Can you do it? I guess you

444
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Speaker 1: literally need them to give you their DNA or I

445
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 1: guess you could like swab their spit while they're sleeping

446
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Speaker 1: or something that's true. Yeah, that is true. Take their hair.

447
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Usually it's spit. Yeah, there's ways, there's yeah,

448
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: there's ways you could like have them drink a cup

449
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Speaker 1: or something and you get the swab evidence evidence. Yeah,

450
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Speaker 1: boom boom DNA. But uh, I think the real question

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Speaker 1: is what do you guys think? Yeah, put your answers

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Speaker 1: in the comments below. I would love to hear. Do

453
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Speaker 1: you think OP should tell the grandparents? Yes or no?

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Speaker 1: Why or why not? But I think, like, why not?

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Speaker 1: Just tell you another story, John, Let's do it another

456
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Speaker 1: DNA test. Let's get into it, let's find out. Let's

457
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: let's get the results. That's I want to get those results.

458
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: I want to be result resulting. Tell me resolve, resolve

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Speaker 1: DNA test exposed my family's dark secret. How do I

460
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: process this ship? This is okayff, where we processed your ship?

461
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm Sam and John? How do you process? You don't?

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Speaker 1: All right? Let's give you a start. I did it

463
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Speaker 1: a while ago. It saw a lot of first way

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Speaker 1: you have to read. Oh, there's only one way to

465
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Speaker 1: find out spell that day. So this comes from user

466
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: your mom's pancake nips and they say I did a

467
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: while ago. I saw lots of first cousins on there

468
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Speaker 1: who I didn't recognize, but like, I don't care about

469
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: that stuff. I just wanted to see where I'm from,

470
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Speaker 1: so I never reached out. I guess my cousin did

471
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Speaker 1: recently and saw the same thing and started asking questions

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00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: to the old folks in my family, who are like

473
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Speaker 1: question mark, question mark, question mark, question question question my

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Speaker 1: question mark. And now everyone started going crazy, like trying

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Speaker 1: to find out who the liar was. We're on alien,

476
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: hey's allien. My family is absolutely massive, so everybody was

477
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: pointing fingers and it started a lot of drama. Turns

478
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: out my one uncle got tons of girls pregnant in

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Speaker 1: high school at party god, and never knew about it

480
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: because he was a drug guy for a while, just

481
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Speaker 1: totally oblivious. What tons of girls? What the hell is

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Speaker 1: going on right now? Riley, Riley? How many girls make

483
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Speaker 1: a ton? Let's say let's say every girls listen, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So all right, so seven twenty girls. So twenty is

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Speaker 1: a ton of girls.

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Speaker 2: Bro, If you got twenty girls pregnant, then that's in

487
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Speaker 2: high school. That's absolute anarchy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he got twenty girls pregnant?

489
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Speaker 2: Or ten ten BBWs ten ten BBWs ten ten ten

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Speaker 2: women thick with three seeds. Oh man, welcome to the

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Speaker 2: most unhinged episode of OKOP recorded in our history.

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Speaker 1: Please enjoy it. I actually like that A ton of

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Speaker 1: girls we now know is like between ten and twenty.

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00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: That's pretty sick. That's right. He said he had no

495
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: idea who these kids' moms were, had no recollection of

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00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: what parties they were even talking about. Lowell. So my

497
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: grandma's pissed. She's a ninety year old Puerto Rican Italian lady.

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Speaker 1: And then reunion and she keeps saying in her thick accent.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, buddy, go ahead, what's her what's

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00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 2: her Puerto Rican accent?

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00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: Go ahead?

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00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: Since you love to do an accent so much while

503
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: you read the whole story, why don't you just do

504
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: a stereotypical Puerto Rican accent right now?

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Speaker 1: Read it? I have enough family. Yes, I'm like frozen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I'm just gonna do

507
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: it an Italian voice. There you go. I have enough

508
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: time and made that I know need mo fun cool,

509
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: This is fun cool. She's a cranky woman. It also

510
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: came out that my great aunt or great great aunt

511
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, was secretly sleeping with her husband's brother

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Speaker 1: for thirty years. Oh my god. She had four kids,

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00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: and when their father died, they were all so sad.

514
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: And now we found out that their dad was really

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00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: their uncle uncle. Dadda, go dad, go Dad. Now I

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00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: have like fifty more caups, tough with the fifty thousand

517
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: I already have. And every my family is super passed

518
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: at each other. But my mom and I are just

519
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: sitting here laughing because it's just so ridiculous, like a telenevella.

520
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: And all these new cousins are so excited to meet us,

521
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: and they don't even realize the shit show they are

522
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: getting themselves into. A little old.

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Speaker 2: Bro, there's about to be an army if he's half

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00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: Puerto Rican half Italian. People just absolutely murdering each other.

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Speaker 1: I love Puerto Rico. To Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico. Big

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00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: ups to Puerto Rico Town, Puerto Rico. Bro. I smoked

527
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: some cigars over there and my stolen and I had

528
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: to like strip through the beach there. Hell yeah, it

529
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Speaker 1: was great.

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Speaker 2: Guys, just the most deliciously.

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Speaker 1: What's the real question here, What's the real question? The

532
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: real question is, how do you ethically do a Puerto

533
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: Rican accent? Is it Spanish? I don't even know here.

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00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: Let's look at a Riley. How do you do a

535
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican accent? Yeah, I feel there's like a and

536
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: then that's not it. Eight plus plus for effort if

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Speaker 1: you're you're really also, we need you back on the

538
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: mic talk Spanish. Let's fucking go. Instead of saying that,

539
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:20,719
Speaker 1: we say well where we where, example, we say we

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Speaker 1: did it. Okay, there we go. We're officially Puerto Rican. Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Everyone shout out to everyone, pick ups to Puerto Rico.

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00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: Shouting to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is probably one of

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Speaker 1: the favorite places in the US that I visited.

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Speaker 2: There we go Number in the US camera, the US

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Speaker 2: territory that is technically in the US