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Speaker 1: Hi, Hey, are we starting? How are we going? I

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Speaker 2: I don't know, We're always going. I'm very excited for

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Speaker 2: this week's episode, by the way, I mean not to now.

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Speaker 2: I know we're sort of getting ahead of ourselves, but oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well it felt like such a deja vous because

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Speaker 1: we just did the minisode where we played all the roles,

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Speaker 1: and so I was like, didn't we already review that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we didn't review this episode. We've just said

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Speaker 1: these lines before.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, though. I was watching the show

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Speaker 2: and I didn't remember saying any of those other people's

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Speaker 2: just a few weeks ago. I was like, did they

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Speaker 2: change a script? I don't remember this. This feels different,

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Speaker 2: like not entirely, but definitely some of the lines. I

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Speaker 2: was like, I don't remember reading that. I was so

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Speaker 2: in character, Yeah you were. I'm so committed in my method,

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Speaker 2: acting your very method to portraying you and and everyone else.

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Speaker 2: So I just it's like a blank spot in my mind. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was matter. It was so traumatic that I've just

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Speaker 2: blocked it.

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Speaker 1: Blocked it out. Well, it was fun because I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, Jody said that line a lot better than

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Speaker 1: Michelle did or what, you know, whatever it was, it's

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Speaker 1: just oh man, it's a basket of fun.

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Speaker 2: No, no, indeed, indeed, how how are things? How's uh

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Speaker 2: it's raining?

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Speaker 1: I love the rain. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Nice. We could have used it a little earlier, but

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Speaker 2: it is raining some and uh so yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: nice cozy day inside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm thrilled. I got to see you over

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Speaker 1: the weekend at Jeff Franklin's seventieth birthday party.

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Speaker 2: It was so it was so it was like such

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Speaker 2: a great uh Fuller reunion.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea full I mean we.

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Speaker 2: Had some some several uh people from from full House

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Speaker 2: saw Lauri uh Tuesday, No, I saw Laurie at I

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Speaker 2: went to Stamos's house Tuesday night for a dinner thing

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Speaker 2: it was really fun. It was Jeff's parties are always

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Speaker 2: lovely in his you know, beautiful home, and yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was really fun. You know, got to get dressed up

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Speaker 2: and then oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your dress was great. I told you your boot

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Speaker 1: looks fantastic. It was just a banging dress. I loved it.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you the dress is from It's from U.

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Speaker 2: I bought it online from a place called Poppy Lushka

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Speaker 2: shout Out. I have a couple of their things. One

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Speaker 2: is like a little like just workout sort of one

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Speaker 2: and then it's got like little shorts underneath. It was great,

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Speaker 1: To be dressed up because I was comfortable, so comfortable,

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Speaker 1: but so hot. It was great. Like, really, I need

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you. It like it puts everything where it

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Speaker 1: It's like a filter.

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Speaker 2: But then you have to come home and peel it

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Speaker 2: was really fun. We got to who was there? John

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Speaker 2: Brotherton and.

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Speaker 1: His wife was there, Sony was there.

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Speaker 2: Sony was there with her friend Michael Camp there with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's lovely, love she was lovely gosh.

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Speaker 2: Who else a Terry our makeup artist and her boyfriend Frank.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Scott came by himself.

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Speaker 1: Which okay. And he's so proud that he's writing for

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Speaker 1: the show Paradise on Hulu right now. Have you watched it?

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Speaker 1: I was the first episode. It's so good. I'm soppy.

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Speaker 2: So he was at the dinner for John and Caitlyn

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Speaker 2: what the things of freedom fighters? Freedom fighters? He was like,

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Speaker 1: He said that in front.

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Speaker 2: We made fun of him all night because he was

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Speaker 2: The whole night was just like I think we need

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Speaker 2: to actually make a show called freedom Fighters, Like what

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Speaker 1: Like it's become a thing.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we made fun of him because he could not.

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Speaker 2: He was like, it's you know what I meant, this

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Man, Laurie and I were just making and Caylen were

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Speaker 1: I was great, that's so embarrassing to do that in

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Speaker 2: Well he's friends with the show creator because he also

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Speaker 2: created Grandfather. Oh okay great, and so Dan like knows

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Speaker 1: Okay, well he'll never live that down. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: No, Well, I have I spilled my coffee. I've got

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Speaker 1: One of those days. That's okay. I'll shake my text

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Speaker 2: Cowl white. This is going great. So miscal got me

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Speaker 2: a new a new coffee mug that's super cute. But

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Speaker 1: Brain you love you wear rings.

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Speaker 2: It's like this is just yeah, this is I mean,

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Speaker 2: Well, they say it's a sign of intelligence. Those who

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Speaker 2: Like I It's almost like I didn't choose to. It

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Speaker 2: Some time it relieves pain too. If you hurt yourself

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you it's medical. There are medical reasons that

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Speaker 1: So sorry to all parents out there who have to

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Speaker 1: now shield their children from this podcast because we're encouraging them.

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Speaker 2: I think the shielded a few of them already, you know.

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Speaker 2: So you know, it's a it's a group of effort,

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Speaker 2: here we are the lesson.

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Speaker 1: Don't be like us kids.

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Speaker 2: That's the lesson, right, do as I say not, although

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Speaker 1: I'm proud me who like the first time she used

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Speaker 2: She was mad okay that B had gotten She was

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Speaker 2: probably like four, and she was really frustrated because B

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Speaker 2: and she was like I just don't just not fair

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Speaker 2: and it came out and I was like, Okay, well

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Speaker 2: I hear you about the pajamas.

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Speaker 1: I bet I bet it made her feel better too,

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Speaker 1: like it relieved Sam. Sam.

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Speaker 2: She was like, you know when I didn't. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: was like, okay, you're mad about pajamas.

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Howard Tannerto's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm

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Speaker 1: Jody Sweeten and almost said Jody Effings.

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Speaker 2: Just to put a pat on it.

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Speaker 1: You know, we could just we could write that into

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Speaker 2: Andrea Barb all right, well, now we'll play it.

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Speaker 1: We'll rain it in people, We'll yeah, Okay, Today we're

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Speaker 1: discussing season four, episode eleven, Secret Admirer. It originally aired

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Speaker 1: on December seventh, nineteen ninety, and it goes a little

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Speaker 1: something like this. The Tanners invite Cindy and Rusty over

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Speaker 1: In turn all believing it to be from a different person. Perfeliant,

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Speaker 2: Remember what Laurie said, because we were talking, I was

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Speaker 1: Becky, let's do yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think the movie was called Secret Admirer.

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Speaker 1: Secret Admirers starring Laurie Lachlan and c Thomas Howell and

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Speaker 1: Oh no, this is a fan favorite. This is the

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Speaker 1: top rated episode on IMDb, with a score of eight

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Speaker 1: No, no, you got to you got to earn it,

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Speaker 1: They don't hold back. No, it's like this episode is

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Speaker 1: The earthquake episode, like always, the fans love these special episodes,

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Speaker 1: Little truth nugget there.

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Speaker 1: Last, but certainly not least, we have R. J. Williams

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Speaker 1: Ah so for all you young'in's out there, check it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're you're a straddler, you eighty two babies.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on. We start in the teaser. No, we

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't do this right? I mean no, the cookies.

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Speaker 2: No, there's an order, there's yeah, don't even look at

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Speaker 1: Know, it was like a moment of no check nothing.

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Speaker 1: Well that's why we we didn't see him again, because

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Silicon Valley. Yeah, okay, anyways, this we're really try.

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Speaker 1: happily takes this twenty, but Danny bursts his bubble. What

439
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: my incredibly generous daughter means is keep a dollar and

440
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 1: come back with the rest. Okay, really. Ricky whispers to DJ,

441
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 1: thanks for trying, and then tells Danny he'll be back.

442
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 1: DJ awkwardly waves I'll be here see you. Then tutu Lou.

443
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,600
Speaker 1: She closes the door and cringes, Tou tou lou, I'm

444
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,200
Speaker 1: such a geek. Yeah that was DJ.

445
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 2: Has no game. She has no game here, none no, no,

446
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 2: DJ's never just doesn't have the smooth moves. No, no,

447
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 2: it's too nervous.

448
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still she's still young, you know, she's still learning.

449
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: So uh yeah. She cringes Tu toulou, I'm such a geek,

450
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: and Rusty mocks her mister and missus Ricky paperboy, and

451
00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 1: he makes kissing gestures to embarrass her. Further, Danny gushes

452
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend, isn't this cute? They're fighting just like

453
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 1: brother and sister. DJ and Rusty look at each other

454
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: in disgust and shout ew wow, Danny's I.

455
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: Was getting Danny settle down.

456
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,479
Speaker 1: It's been a month, Danny like, calm down, right. So

457
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: next in the girls room, Ricky is typing away on

458
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: a typewriter.

459
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 2: What okay, okay? I I literally I stopped the show

460
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the hell is it typewriter

461
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 2: doing in DJ and Staff's room, just randomly out on

462
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:40,919
Speaker 2: the table.

463
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: So unbelievable. Even in the nineties, we had like those

464
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: word processors, right, Like I remember doing typing classes, right

465
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: you have time tests, Like.

466
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had things, but a type like a full

467
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 2: on typewriter with like with the remember.

468
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: When you would have when you would make a mistake

469
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: and you'd have to like do the back button and

470
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: then it would run out of the white out ink

471
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 1: and yeah yeah.

472
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like no, yeah, oh it was a there

473
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 2: was a pain in the air.

474
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, huge, huge, No, this is this is such a setup.

475
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: I was like what what okay? Just yeah, I was

476
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 2: like that. I was trying to think. I was like, how,

477
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 2: there's so many better ways that you could have introduced it,

478
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: I feel like or been But I guess they were like, well,

479
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: he can't write it because he's a kid, and somebody

480
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: would know, Yeah, that's what it's got to be typewritten.

481
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 2: He could have.

482
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: Cut letters out of a magazine. That might have been

483
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: a little no because it's too long. The letters a

484
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: little bit too long. So yeah, I don't know, but

485
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 1: yeah the typewriters, yeah I don't know, that's typewriter.

486
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 2: Who knows.

487
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: Well, there was not even any exposition to explain why

488
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: the typewriter was in the room, so like things gave up.

489
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 2: I mean I'm kind of glad for that because that

490
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: would have been a whole other direction of like what

491
00:23:55,440 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: are we talking about now? Yeah? Amazing, anyway, amazing, He's

492
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: uh yeah, he's working on his type.

493
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: He's typing on a typewriter, and Michelle walks in. She

494
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: stomps right up to Rusty and asks, hey, mister, what

495
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: are you up to now. He matter of factly states,

496
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm just typing a letter and you can help me

497
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: deliver it like a mailman. Michelle retorts, I am very

498
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: busy today. You know, she's got her therapy clients, like she's.

499
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, I'm booked till like three forty five,

500
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 2: and you know, like it's not Yeah, I can't just

501
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 2: be running letters around the house that you're typewriting, right,

502
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: She needs the typewriter. She probably typed notes after her sessions.

503
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got to invoice her clients, like, she's got

504
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 1: a lot to do, so she needs a typewriter. But

505
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: Rusty decides that bribery is the way to go. He

506
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: digs up some change and offers her a shiny penny

507
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: in return for her services. Michelle frowns, don't be cheap,

508
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: give me a nickel. I like this. She drives a

509
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: hard bargain. Yeah, yeah, she's not settling for less, right.

510
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: Rusty agrees to the bargain and Miss Shell happily accepts

511
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: the pay. Then he tells her the mission, take this

512
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 1: letter into the kitchen and give it to your sister.

513
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: Tell her it's from Ricky the paper boy. Michelle gasps,

514
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: but that is a lie. Rusty shuts her up by

515
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: giving her another nickel. She gives him a thumbs up

516
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: and exclaims, you got a deal, dude. She toddles away,

517
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: and Rusty maniacally laughs to himself, this is gonna make

518
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: DJ crazy. This kid just like his whole purpose is

519
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: just to cause.

520
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 2: Mayhem, just to cause mayhem and just roam around other

521
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: people's homes pull out their typewriters. Start, yeah, there's no boundaries,

522
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: Like the kid does not respect any boundary. Maybe maybe

523
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 2: the typewriter was in the closet or like under the

524
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: bed or something, because I mean, this kid has no boundaries.

525
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: So maybe he's just been opening things and looking for

526
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 2: stuff and he saw the typewriter was like, oh, I

527
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 2: got an idea.

528
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 1: He's been rummaging. Yeah, you know what, I bet he

529
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: found it in Dan. I can see Danny using a

530
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: typewriter because he's very old school like that. So maybe

531
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: he writes Danny's bedroom and found the typewriter claws it there, so, yeah,

532
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: who knows this is? This is what we do, We

533
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 1: question unimportant things.

534
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Yes.

535
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: So next in the kitchen, Michelle walks in and spots Stephanie.

536
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: She holds the letter up and declares, this is for

537
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: my sister. Stephanie asks who gave it to her, and

538
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: Michelle admits.

539
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 2: I do not lie.

540
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: It was Rusty, but I am keeping them money like

541
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: she's so committed to like her morality and her honesty this.

542
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: Steph begins to read the letter and we hear her

543
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: inner monologue. I've loved you secretly for a long time.

544
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: When I see you in the house, my heart burns

545
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: with passion. I can't live without your love, signed hot

546
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: for you. Her face sours ew gross. Michelle wonders, why

547
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: did you say ooh gross? And Steph can barely admit it.

548
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: Rusty loves me, and Michelle shouts ow gross and runs away.

549
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 1: She's so good in this episode, like the line delivery

550
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: are very funny. So good. Stephanie thinks, trasy, Oh yeah,

551
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: super sassy. Steph thinks to herself, if anyone finds out

552
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: I got a love letter from that dufuss, I'll die.

553
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: Then she hears Cindy approaching, so she quickly stuffs the

554
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: letter into a hamper filled with laundry. Cindy tells Steph

555
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: that her dad would like an air freshener because it

556
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: doesn't smell woodsy enough in the backyard.

557
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: Peak Danny Tanner, Right, I mean, which is surprising because

558
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,959
Speaker 2: there's so much acreage back there that you think all

559
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 2: those pine trees would really, you know, give off some

560
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 2: sort of scent, you think, But no, the small forest

561
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 2: in their yard.

562
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: It's not enough for Danny. Steph shrugs and picks up

563
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: a can of air freshener without a second thought, Like

564
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: you don't even question it. You're just like, all right,

565
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: dad needs an air refreshener, right, That's my dad. You

566
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: gotta love him. Then she walks out. Then Joey appears

567
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: at the top of the stairs. He sees and beams,

568
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: how's the most beautiful dry cleaner I've ever known? And

569
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: Cindy grins, Joey, what did you spill? He picks the

570
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: hamp He picks up the hamper. That stuff recently tinkered

571
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: with in size, ketchup on my shirt, mustard on my pants.

572
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: I gotta stop making sandwiches in the car, it would

573
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: probably be a good idea. Well, and he's making sandwiches

574
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: with ketchup. Well, I guess I was just gonna say it.

575
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: That's more of a burger, that's more of a burger situation.

576
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 2: But I've undergone hot dog. I would have said, I

577
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 2: gotta stop. Yeah, I gotta stop roasting hot dogs in

578
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: my car.

579
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: Well, we get something. We have enough innuendos with the

580
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: Girkins later and the Dills, that's.

581
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 2: True, gets a pickle Town.

582
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: We have to go to Pickletown, So there's that no

583
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: time for hot dogs. We got plenty to come.

584
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: For hot dogs. We're heading to Pickletown.

585
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: Yes, So Cindy takes the hamper from him so she

586
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: can bring it to her car. He kisses her cheek

587
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: and tells her she's the best. Then he mentions that

588
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: he left a little note in there for her, and

589
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: it explains everything Cindy does there to explain. I was

590
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: trying to figure that out too, Like I could see

591
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: Danny writing a note because he's very particular about you know,

592
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: his whites versus the colors versus you know, starch, this

593
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: caller or whatever. But Joey does he care, it's just

594
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: another full of bad sweaters. Like that's all he wears

595
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: is bad.

596
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: Very hard to get stains out of those sweaters, though.

597
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 2: He just really sinking.

598
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: So Cindy nods and walks away, before pulling the letter

599
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: out to see what it says. Her inner monologue reads

600
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: his heart burns with passion. She drops the hamper on

601
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: the floor with surprise. Joey's hot for me on cue,

602
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: Danny walks into the house and calls out for Cindy.

603
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: She quickly sticks the letter in a folder of papers

604
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: before he can see it. Danny finds her in boasts

605
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: you got to come smell the backyard. It's pine forest fresh.

606
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: She frantically explains, I will I just need to take

607
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: out Joey's laundry. She grabs the hamper and assures Danny, oh,

608
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: and it means nothing to me. Nothing. She opens the

609
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: front door to head and Becky stumbles in holding a

610
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: bowl of green liquid. She walks up to Danny and

611
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: apologizes for being late, adding that her jello didn't gel yet.

612
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: Danny eyes the liquid and suggests we'll just tell everyone

613
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: it's lime soup. Then he asks Becky to take a

614
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: look at some notes he made for tomorrow's show. In fact,

615
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: he's considering some changes that may affect them both, so

616
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: he wants to know how she feels. Becky agrees to

617
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: take a look at the notes right now. While she's

618
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: doing that, Danny decides to go put out some super

619
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: bowls and croutons for the jello.

620
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 2: I go with marshmallows, not croutons.

621
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: But it's like make a watergate salad, like you know,

622
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: what are you see?

623
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: Well, you gotta have yeah, yeah, but you gotta have

624
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: just the powder.

625
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: Oh, there's once you add.

626
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: It's that you've you've yeah, Okay, then it has to

627
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 2: become jello.

628
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna make a watergate salad together someday, Like

629
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: we've brined herkeys together. Now we're going to make a

630
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: watergate salad.

631
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: Come over to my house, mym's house on Eastern There

632
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 2: will be one, and it'll be delicious.

633
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Don't threaten me with a good time. So Becky opens

634
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: the folder and finds the love letter. Her eyes go

635
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: wide as she reads it. In her head, Oh my god,

636
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: Danny can't live without my love. If Jesse finds out,

637
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: he'll kill Danny. Her expression turns into a smirk. Hmmm,

638
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I would have my own show. But then Jesse walks

639
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: in and he is hot headed. He explains, I went

640
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: to four different stores trying to find Danny Low Sodium Girkins.

641
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: He's getting dills and he's gonna like him. He gives

642
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: his fiance a kiss, but Becky is very aware that

643
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: she is still holding the love letter. She decides she

644
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: has to keep Jesse distracted while she hides it, which

645
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: means they have to keep kissing. In her mind. She says,

646
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: I know what he likes, so she does whatever that is,

647
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: and Jesse's inner monologue exclaims, ooh, I like that.

648
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: Whatever that is, I don't want to know.

649
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: I don't wanna know.

650
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: Right.

651
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: Simultaneously, Becky as a nearby book and stuffs the letter

652
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: inside of it. She slams the book closed, and Jesse

653
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: hears the noise. He pulls away and asks, what are

654
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: you doing behind my back? Becky tries to play it

655
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: off as nothing, but Jesse sees the book and asks

656
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: what it is. She nervously laughs, it's a library Look,

657
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: it's a library book, wouldn't you know? Kimmy Gibbler and

658
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: a month overdue boy? That child is out of control,

659
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: which is probably true. It probably has.

660
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: First of all, I feel like, give me going to

661
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: the library in and of itself is it's a stretch,

662
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: right right? I mean I would be like, oh, this

663
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 2: is proof she's actually been into a library.

664
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Becky should.

665
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: Be on one occasion.

666
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, But she quickly ditches the book. When Danny walks in,

667
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: he sees Jesse and huffs, where have you been with

668
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: my pickles? I've been worried sick. Jesse argues, you sent

669
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: me on a wild girk and chase. All I could

670
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: find were Dill's here enjoy. Danny frowns. Dill's. My entire

671
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: menu is based around the gurkin. Danny has an manner

672
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: of menu is that I don't even know the difference

673
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: between Dill's and girkins, Like is it just I mean

674
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: a different type of pickle, but like its shaped differently.

675
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: It's what they're like. Dill pickles are brind in something with.

676
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: Dill, oh, okay, and gerkins or brind and something with girk. Okay, yes, glad,

677
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: we cleared that up. So Danny has an idea, You're

678
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: just gonna have to go to Pickletown. How did he

679
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: say this, how many takes?

680
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: Was this?

681
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 3: Like, I'm just sure it took multiple I could see

682
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 3: it in his eyes, like he was just it was restraint,

683
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: like he was braining himself so hard.

684
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: I mean, realization, you're.

685
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: Just gonna have to go to pickleed it.

686
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: There's no other way around it. He needs his Girkins, right,

687
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: So realization hits Becky and she thinks Danny is trying

688
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: to get rid of Jesse so he can be alone

689
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: with me. Meanwhile, Jesse is asking Danny who would care

690
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: about the difference between Gerkins and Dill's. Becky pipes up,

691
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: I do I care deeply, Jess. I'll go bring the

692
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: car around, and she sprints out of the house. Danny

693
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: keeps Jesse on standby so he can check the fridge

694
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: for any other condiments they may need. And Jesse scoffs,

695
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: where are you gonna send me?

696
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: Now?

697
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: Mustard City and Danny Grinn's, Well, it is right across

698
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: from Pickletown.

699
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: Pickletown's very centrally locate. I want to go to walking

700
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 2: distance to a lot of things. Yeah, you just walk

701
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: right over to Pickletown's very convenient.

702
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: You know, And I like all I like pickles. I

703
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: like mustard, like I would visit this place, you know.

704
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: So then Kimmi walks downstairs to catch the end of

705
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: this conversation. So she asks Jesse, Oh, if you're going out,

706
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: can you pick me up a copy of teen Hunk?

707
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: It has a scratch and sniff add for new kids

708
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: on the block cologne.

709
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: It just smell like their sweat. He's just scratching, sniff

710
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: of their armpit and that's what it is.

711
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it works for Joey later in the episode.

712
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: So there's got it smells smells good whatever it.

713
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: Is, and not McIntyre.

714
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: We're talking last yes, yes, absolutely right. So Jesse glares

715
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: at her, a I don't buy teen Hunk, and two

716
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: here he hands her the library book from earlier and

717
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: adds a little surprise in there for you, Kimbo, and

718
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: he walks away. You know, John still calls me Kimmy,

719
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: like Saturday night when I saw him at Jess. Yeah, like, Hi, Kimmy, him,

720
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: Candice and your daughter B like they all call me Jimmy, Kimmy.

721
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he never we know it's a B. We know

722
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 2: it's Andrea, but it's no, you're just hey.

723
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 1: Hi, Kimmy, it fits. I get it. So Kimmy sits

724
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: on the couch and takes a peek at the library book.

725
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: She finds the love letter, and her inner monologue freaks,

726
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: whoa baby, Jesse's hot for me? And why not? I'm

727
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: twice the woman Becky is, and she shakes her hair

728
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: with confidence at the thought. Michelle watches with a skeptical look,

729
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: and Kimmy brags, you better be nice to me kid.

730
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: If I marry your uncle, Jesse, I could be your aunt, Kimmy.

731
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: Michelle's inner voice shouts no way, Jose, and then she

732
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: also says aloud, no way, Jose. Jimmy stands with a

733
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: new air of confidence and states, I better go glam

734
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: up for my man. Time for a little gloss and floss.

735
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: Just then, Becky scurries in and yells out for Jesse.

736
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: He walks towards her with a new grocery list, and

737
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: Becky mentions that she forgot she forgot her sweater inside.

738
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,479
Speaker 1: Jesse says he'll go get it, and so Becky leaves

739
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: him behind. However, when he grabs the sweater, the love

740
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: letter falls out of it. He begins to read it,

741
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: and his inner monologue wonders a love letter to Becky

742
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: when I see you in the house. This must be

743
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: from Danny or Joey. He sits down and says aloud,

744
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 1: I don't believe this letter, and Michelle admits me either.

745
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: She walks over to take a look at it, and

746
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: her inner monologue says, I gotta learn to read.

747
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 2: Serious, I mean, and as a therapist, it really is

748
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: kind of a requirement.

749
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hindering her. She needs to make it to

750
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: the next level. She really needs to learn how to read.

751
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: So Jesse politely asks his little niece to go get

752
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: her dad and Joey and bring them into the living room.

753
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: Michelle nods it will be my pleasure. Becky shouts from

754
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: outside if Jesse is still in the living room, and

755
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: he says he says yeah. While casually stuffing the letter

756
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: back into her sweater. Becky reminds him they're supposed to

757
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: go to the store. He tells her there's been a

758
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: change of plans and then leaves to go get the guys.

759
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: Becky internally panics and wonders if he knows about the letter.

760
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Then Jesse strolls back into the living room with one

761
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: arm around Joey and the other around Danny. He grins

762
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: at them, but his inner monologue is full of anger.

763
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out which one of my best friends

764
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: is a beck stabby weasel. He announces, Okay, which one

765
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 1: of my best friends would like to escort my fiance

766
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: to Pickletown? That will never not be funny, Like, you know.

767
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 2: Which one of my friends would like to escort my

768
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: fiance to Pickletown?

769
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: Like? That's a trap?

770
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: Man, He's a question here every day.

771
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: You know, no, you don't, no, He surveys each man

772
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: very carefully. Danny shrugs, I'll go come on, Becky, and

773
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: Jesse's inner monologue shouts, ah, so Danny's the weasel who

774
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: wants my Rebecca Rebecca. But then Joey intervenes, Danny, you've

775
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: got a million things to do. I'll take Becky, and

776
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: Jesse thinks, hmm, maybe Joey is the real reasl weasel.

777
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: That's when Cindy comes back and runs into Joey. He

778
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,240
Speaker 1: casually asks if she'd like to go to the store,

779
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: and her mind words with the man who's trying to

780
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: steal me from Danny, So she says aloud, sorry, I

781
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: haven't smelled the backyard yet, and she quickly runs away

782
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: to do so. Danny watches her with admiration and then decides,

783
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna call Pickletown. They deliver. Yeah, that's a

784
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: much easier Why not you know it's like Uber eats.

785
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: It's pickle Pickle eat Pickletown. Pickleton eats.

786
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: Pickletown delivers.

787
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: Joey adds thirty minutes or less or your pickles are free,

788
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: and they both walk out.

789
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: Of the room.

790
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: Jesse tells Becky they need to talk, but they are

791
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: swiftly interrupted by Kimmy Gibbler, who is posing on the

792
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 1: stairs with her eyes set on Jesse. She says in

793
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: hello voice, Hello Jesse. He looks around with confusion and asks,

794
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: what do you want, Gibbler. She glides down the stairs

795
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: with her hands on her hips, and her inner monologue says, good,

796
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: pretend you don't know me. Becky will never suspect you

797
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: wrote me that love letter. She tilts her very red,

798
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: lipsticked mouth up to one side as she gives him

799
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: two sly winks. Jesse responds, Gibbler, you gots a gunk

800
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: in your eye. Jimmy takes Becky's hands and says I

801
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: just want you to know that, no matter what happens,

802
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: I'll always want us to be friends. Becky stares at

803
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: her with confusion, but nods, thanks, that's very reassuring, and

804
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: Kimmy's inner monologue scoffs, yeah, that's what you say. Now

805
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: just wait until that rock is on my finger. Like

806
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: this is understandings galore.

807
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: I love great And the best part is also is

808
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 2: that as people's inner monologues are being read, everyone else

809
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: in the room is silent. Yes, you know what I mean,

810
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 2: Like there's no cross like having a conversation like oh wait,

811
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: hold on, give me three seconds, okay, now you can.

812
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to remember how this they did this.

813
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: Did we record these lines our inner monologues beforehand and

814
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: they pumped it out?

815
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? I believe so, so we could timing.

816
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, we needed the timing and we need to know

817
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: what we were reacting to.

818
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think yeah, we probably went and recorded

819
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 2: it earlier in the week.

820
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds about right. So next in Michell's room,

821
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: Michelle is holding Doctor Seuss's A B C. Book as

822
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: her inner monologue says, I'm gonna learn to read if

823
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: it kills me. Then she reads aloud, this is a

824
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: this is an apple, so what it's It's not the

825
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 1: most compelling literature, but you know that's that's okay. Got

826
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: to start somewhere.

827
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 2: Doctor doctor Soys has some soice. So I know, doctor Sye,

828
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 2: doctor soys seuss sussie soys Uh, you know he has

829
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: he has some good things green eggs and ham.

830
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: You know he could be a condiment doctor sauce, soy sauce,

831
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: Doctor soy sauce.

832
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: It's a distant cousin of.

833
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: Soy sauce, right, soice, soice sauce.

834
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 2: Doctor soy sauce fits right in.

835
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: With mustard City.

836
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: And we have to make we have to make some

837
00:41:53,680 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 2: soy sauce just to sell on the Firche side.

838
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: So Rusty walks in and asks Michelle if she delivered

839
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: the letter. She says yes and admits everything went bananas

840
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: and Rusty beams. I love it. You did it, Michelle.

841
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: He grabs her cheek and says cucci couci coo, before

842
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: telling her that they make a great team. As he

843
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: continues babying her her inner monologue size, I gotta get

844
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: a lock for my door. Yes, like three seasons ago,

845
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: you needed to get a lock for your door.

846
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm supplished. She doesn't. I mean Michelle's she could just

847
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: install on herself. She could, you know, keep going.

848
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they ask for free advice all the time.

849
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 2: He so.

850
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: Next in the girls room, Stephanie stomps in and approaches

851
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: her older sister. You're never gonna believe this. Rusty wrote

852
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: me a love letter and DJ gags you gross. Steph

853
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: questions what is he thinking. He's two years older than

854
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: me and he's a complete cootie burger. I'm gonna go

855
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: dump him, but DJ stops her. Maybe I should talk

856
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: to him. It's just possible Rusty might actually have feelings.

857
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: She pauses, and both girls ponder the thought before shaking

858
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: their heads in unison. Nah on cue. Rusty Waltz is

859
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: in and says hi to Steph. She frowns in his

860
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: direction and shouts how rude, before walking away. He is

861
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: rightfully confused, but before he can ask any questions, DJ

862
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: pulls him aside to talk. They sit down, and DJA

863
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: opens with, let's talk about love. I understand that you're

864
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: ready for a girlfriend, but in my opinion, you need

865
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: a girlfriend who's older. More mature. Rusty registers her words

866
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: and notices that she's placed a hand on his shoulder.

867
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: His eyes go wide, but they're cut off by Danny,

868
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: who's yelling for everyone to get into the kitchen. Dj

869
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: asks Rusty to think about what she said. His jaw

870
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: is on the floor, and his inner monologue realizes she's

871
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: all over me. He's unable to form any words, so

872
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: she tells him they will talk later. When she leaves,

873
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Rusty gawks after her. His inner monologue boasts that babe

874
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: is hot for the rust Man, like.

875
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: At least he gets in at least like he gets

876
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 2: kind of screwed in this too.

877
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: You know, he's pranked by his own prank.

878
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: This is cranked by his own prank.

879
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: This is good taste of his own medicine. And you know,

880
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: the confidence of all of these people to think, wow,

881
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,959
Speaker 1: you know that person's.

882
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: In love with him.

883
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

884
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 2: Not anyone is like this might not be for me.

885
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, obviously I have multiple options within this family

886
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: of who is in love with me.

887
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

888
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: It's pretty uh, I mean.

889
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: You know it's the full house. Is it's a very

890
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 1: it's confident house. You know, it's full of confidence.

891
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: It's a very yeah, confident house. Everyone is like I yeah,

892
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 2: I look good. Yeah, and everyone wants me even though

893
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 2: we all there's seventeen people. When we all live.

894
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Here, that's gonna get messy really fast.

895
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is that is like worse than Fleetwood

896
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: Mac Yes.

897
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: Yes. So in the kitchen, Danny is encouraging everyone to

898
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: grab a plate of food and lend a hand for

899
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: the first annual Tanner Family Quality Time barbecue. They fall

900
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: into line behind him as they exit to the backyard,

901
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: and Danny notices it's like one big love train and

902
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: this obviously prompts him to start singing love train. Joey

903
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 1: is at the end of this love train and he jokes, great,

904
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: I'll be the caboose and he imitates a train whistle.

905
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: Becky is in front of him, so she decides to

906
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: ask for advice. While they are separated from the rest

907
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: of the group. She tells Joey, You're the only one

908
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: I can talk to about this. If Jesse ever found out,

909
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: he would go crazy. Joey assures that she can trust him,

910
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: and Becky smiles, I know, you're so sweet. Then she

911
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: chooses her words carefully. Sometimes a friend becomes so close

912
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: to another friend that it turns into love, which wouldn't

913
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: be so bad if one of those friends wasn't engaged

914
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: to be married. Is this making any sense? Joey grabs

915
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 1: her hand with sincerity and nods complete sense, but his

916
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: inner monologue is really, holy cow, Becky's in love with me.

917
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: While the two are holding hands, Jesse walks in and

918
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 1: catches them. He asks what's going on, and Joey makes

919
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: an excuse, Uh, I was checking her pulse. She's very healthy.

920
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: Becky panics and sniffs the air, admitting, boy, those hot

921
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: dogs smell good, and she runs out to the backyard.

922
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: Jesse evily smirks at his best friend as his inner

923
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: monologue concludes, now I know it's Joey, I'll kill him. Meanwhile,

924
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: Joey is smiling back at him, but his inner monologue

925
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: is saying, good thing, he doesn't know he'd kill me.

926
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: They give each other a few unsuspecting fake laughs before

927
00:46:53,760 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: Joey walks to the backyard, like, of course, Jesse's the

928
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: only one that's like upset by all.

929
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: You know. He's Oh my god, I can't believe you

930
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 2: just said that, because literally what I thought in my

931
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: head was of course, Jesse's the only one that's angry

932
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: about this.

933
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: Like right, everyone else is busy being codependent, like how

934
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: can I hide this? What can I do? Oh my gosh,

935
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: how do I approach it?

936
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 2: And not even being like, oh no, we shouldn't. Everyone's like, oh,

937
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: how do I how do I go forward? Now? Yeah?

938
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: No, one's questioning, wait, did I make a mistake in

939
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: reading this and attributing it to that person? No?

940
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 2: And and and then the vagueness of Becky's statement, like

941
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 2: couldn't you just come out and be like, I think

942
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: Danny wrote me this letter?

943
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: You know?

944
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 2: Would I just feel like, if you think you can

945
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: trust him to talk to you about it, then use

946
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: his name, right, don't you know the right name? Like

947
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 2: she was like a like Yoda or something, just making

948
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: it way more complicated than it.

949
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: Way more complicated, not getting to the point like it was.

950
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a sitcom, right, overly complicated and not

951
00:47:59,239 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 2: getting to the point.

952
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 1: Yes, otherwise we wouldn't have a show. So yeah, that's right, Yeah,

953
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: that's what we do. So in the backyard, Danny is

954
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 1: manning the grill and Becky sneaks over and whispers, we

955
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: need to talk about this letter. She shows him the letter,

956
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: and he takes it from her so he can read it.

957
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: Becky continues, I know this is a bad time to

958
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: bring it up, but I just had to get it

959
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: out in the open. Danny reads it, and his mouth

960
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: drops open with surprise. His inner monologue wonders, Becky's in

961
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: love with me? Why do I have to be so

962
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 1: darned attractive. Becky frantically whispers, Hi, the letter, Jesse's coming.

963
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: Danny looks around and spies his littlest daughter standing near him,

964
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: conveniently wearing a baseball cap. He sticks the letter under

965
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: her hat and instrucks Michelle. You don't know me, you

966
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: never saw me. Now go. She runs away, just in

967
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: time for Danny and Becky to casually greet Jesse. Jesse's

968
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: face is pure anger. His inner monologue sneers, I thought

969
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,439
Speaker 1: it was Joey, but look at that guilty grin. Maybe

970
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: it's Danny. I'll kill both of them and sort it

971
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: out later. Becky extends a plate to her fiance and

972
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: offers him a burger. Then Kimmy saunters up behind him

973
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: and grins, Hi, Jesse, I saved you a seat. When

974
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: he turns to face her. She gives him a couple

975
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: more winks to seal the deal, and Jesse's concerned. You

976
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: gotta do something about that eye of yours, Kimmy.

977
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 2: She was trying, though, she's trying to be smooth.

978
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: She is SMOOTHI you know. Is Yeah, she's got just

979
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: confidence and droves man, and she's questions like she's the

980
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: only one that shouldn't question for a second. Oh well,

981
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: right right, She's just like, yeah, of course Jesse's in

982
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: love with me.

983
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he be?

984
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: So that's that gibbler confidence. So meanwhile, Cindy's inner monologue

985
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: is full of panic. I gotta tell Joey he doesn't

986
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: have a chance with me. She approaches Joey, and her

987
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: inner monologue encourages her to just be honest, so she

988
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: tells him, you have salad dressing on your shirt. Joey

989
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 1: is thankful for the heads up and he wipes it off,

990
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: but Cindy admits there's more. He asks where, thinking she's

991
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: still referring to the salad dressing. She explains, sometimes the

992
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: wrong people fall in love. It's not anybody's fault, it

993
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: just happens. I don't want Danny to get hurt, So

994
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: let's just try to control our burning passions. All right.

995
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: Wait wait, that statement makes it sound like she has

996
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: she actually.

997
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: Would go for Joey. Yes, and that's how he interprets

998
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: it too. That's an absolute misdirect.

999
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I know it's but like I was like, wait, wait, wait,

1000
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: this opens up a whole other line of questioning though, Yeah,

1001
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: he's apparently not that committed.

1002
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: Well she's I think she's trying to lessen the blow

1003
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: by saying, let's control our like you know how you

1004
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: say to kids, well, let's go change our diaper, even

1005
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: though you're not wearing a diper. So I think that's

1006
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: why she's using the collective we, even though she really

1007
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: means hey, dude, like baby, just keep it in your pants,

1008
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: like this is not the time nor real place.

1009
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was just like, wait.

1010
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: Would you Well, she's she's cleaned his dants. You know,

1011
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: this is just yeah, this woman has an intimate relationship

1012
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: with many members of the household.

1013
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, baby just throwing Cindy right under the bus.

1014
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: She washes their clothes Like that's a level of intimacy

1015
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: if you think about it. So I don't know, although

1016
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: they're probably not. Well, okay, I'm not I'm not gonna

1017
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: pull that thread, not going to pull that thread.

1018
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: Leave. No, no, let's just leave that sweater and sent

1019
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 2: it diffrectly.

1020
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: Yes, So Joey winks at her and says, I'll try

1021
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: my best. Then Danny walks up and pulls Cindy away,

1022
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: leaving Joey alone with his thoughts. His inner monologue isn't disbelief.

1023
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: First Becky falls for me. Now, Cindy, boy, this new

1024
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 1: kid's on the block. Colonne really works. Such a great

1025
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: such a great callback, great use of that. Oh loved it.

1026
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: Everyone gathers at the picnic table, while Danny proudly welcomes

1027
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: them all to the first Annual Tanner Family Quality Barbecue

1028
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:08,479
Speaker 1: Time Family. No, the first Quality Time Barbecue Family, First

1029
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: annual Tanner Family Quality Time Barbecue? Has this gone longer?

1030
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: Like it's the phrase getting I mean, it would have.

1031
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 2: Been quality barbecue. I don't know that, I don't know

1032
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 2: the ratings of you know, it could have been quality

1033
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 2: barbecue time.

1034
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: If he found the Gurcus, maybe it's quality barbecue.

1035
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 2: Few times right, if that makes sense?

1036
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for indulging me. Jody, absolutely so.

1037
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: Then He asked the group, what is quality time? I

1038
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: would define it as time we all get to spend together.

1039
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: Then he starts to ramble, and everyone's inner monologue prove

1040
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: that they are tuning him out. First steph Glair's and

1041
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: Rusty's direction, thinking one false move and Rusty gets a

1042
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: weenie in his ear.

1043
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 2: I just well, you know, between between the weenies and the.

1044
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: Pickle, it's just it's rife right with innuendo.

1045
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 2: I love it, but I like I like Stuff's uh spunk.

1046
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:11,959
Speaker 1: Though.

1047
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: She's like, if he comes near me, I swear I will.

1048
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: She will use her hot dog as a exactly.

1049
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: I just love that about stuff. She's like, don't even don't.

1050
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: You don't need mace, you just need a weed.

1051
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 2: He really well cooked hot dog.

1052
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: So Rusty is making googly eyes at DJ and he

1053
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: thinks DJ is such a babe, And in response, DJ

1054
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: is thinking, why is Rusty staring at me? Do I

1055
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: have something stuck in my teeth? Meanwhile, Danny is still

1056
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: talking about the barbecue, but his mind is filled with worry.

1057
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out what to do about Becky falling

1058
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: in love with me. Oh, it's a good thing. I

1059
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: can ramble on and on for hours and hours and

1060
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: hours and hours. Becky's inner thoughts reveal Look at Danny

1061
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: babbling on the outside, burning with passion for me on

1062
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: the inside, Jesse's face burns with anger as his inner

1063
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 1: monologue is the same. Look at these two weasels. One

1064
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: can't shut up and the other one needs a bib.

1065
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: I'd be doing mankind of favor when I kill him, Like,

1066
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: can we can we stop with this language? Like it

1067
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: wasn't really even funny the first time or the second

1068
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: or third. I don't maybe I'm over sensitive to this,

1069
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: but you know, like it's very violent.

1070
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm not great.

1071
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking it literally.

1072
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 2: It's very Jesse. It's over the top and unnecessary, so

1073
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: over the top, taking it to a twelve, it really is.

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00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 2: It doesn't need to be there.

1075
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't like God forbid, we just speak

1076
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: honestly with our long term friend and brother in law.

1077
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, right next to Jesse, Kimmy is daydreaming.

1078
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: Missus Kimmy Kotsopolis sounds so geeky. I'll have him take

1079
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: my name, mister Jesse Gibbler Joey's it has a good

1080
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: ring to it, doesn't It Joey's thoughts reveal I sure

1081
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: hope Becky and Cindy don't fight over me right here,

1082
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: although it could be fun if we build a mud pit.

1083
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: Cindy is staring at him while her mind considers, Joey

1084
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: is sweet. But I like Danny. He's such an eloquent speaker. Boy,

1085
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: if she can tolerate him, Danny rambling on and on

1086
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: and on, maybe they are.

1087
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: Right to be together, but yeah.

1088
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Michelle is waving her head from side to side.

1089
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: It's her inner monologue sings boring, boring? Why is my

1090
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: daddy so boring? Then we hear comments in her monologue say, gee,

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00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: I hope somebody drops a hamburger?

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00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 2: Which was Dave? Which is Dave doing his voiceover.

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00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: Finally, Danny finishes his speech and Michelle asks out loud, Daddy,

1094
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: can I take this love letter off my head now?

1095
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: She holds it up for everyone to see, and Jesse

1096
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 1: eagerly snatches it from her. Where did you get this letter?

1097
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 1: And Michelle states, Daddy gave it to me. Jesse questions

1098
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: his brother in law, so you sent this letter to Rebecca.

1099
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: Danny swipes it from him and says, Becky gave that

1100
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: letter to me, and Becky stands and argues, you gave

1101
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: me this letter first. Then Cindy snatches it and says, Joey,

1102
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: don't just sit there. You know you wrote this letter

1103
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: to me. Joey stands and questions what letter, Kimmy is

1104
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: the next to pipe up, that's the letter my Jesse

1105
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: sent to me, and Jesse questions your Jesse. Shortly after,

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00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 1: Steph shoots up, I got that letter from Rusty. He's

1107
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: in love with me, and Rusty grimaces, no way. I

1108
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: love DJ and she loves me. DJ shouts to the

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00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: entire group, who are you people? And where is my

1110
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: real family?

1111
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 2: Well, she's the only one that didn't read it. Read it?

1112
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has no clue what's going on.

1113
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 2: She's like, what is wrong with you people? What is happening?

1114
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: Where is my real family? This is hysterical. Everyone starts

1115
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: to argue amongst themselves, until Jesse finally yells at them

1116
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,959
Speaker 1: to knock it off. He states the obvious somebody wrote

1117
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: that letter, and I want to know who it is

1118
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: right now. Michelle states I know who, and then she

1119
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: angrily points at the culprit. It was Rusty. He argues,

1120
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: she's lying and Cindy looks at him accusingly, and he says, okay,

1121
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm lying. I wanted DJ to think it was a

1122
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: love letter from the paper boy, and DJ glares at him,

1123
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: You a little rat. Everyone begins to apologize to one another.

1124
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: Danny and Jesse hug, Then Kimmy tries to give Jesse

1125
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: a hug as well, but he cringes and backs away.

1126
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: Rusty asks, I know that you know that's Jesse, but

1127
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: you know it's okay.

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00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 2: I'll allow this one because yeah, yeah, Jesse's still worring

1129
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 2: about he's coming down on the you know, from thinking about.

1130
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: Killing people exactly. It's good that there is no hug happening.

1131
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: Rusty asks, pretty funny, huh, I'm glad you all can

1132
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: take a joke. The apologies stop, and everyone angrily glares

1133
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: at the mischievous boy. Rusty's face drops. You can take

1134
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: a joke, can't you, Michelle speaks for the group. You're

1135
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: in big trouble. Mister Rusty quickly sprints away from the

1136
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: picnic table, but the angry mob follows after him, leaving

1137
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: DJ in the backyard all alone.

1138
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 2: Still confused.

1139
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: She's just like, what happened?

1140
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 2: What is going on yeah.

1141
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: But luckily that's when Ricky shows back up.

1142
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: Perfect time, good time.

1143
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: This kid is smooth, he is, he smiles at DJ before.

1144
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 2: Maybe he worked on him. Maybe he just worked this

1145
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 2: out with Rusty. He's like, let's just throw the whole

1146
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 2: house in a chaos and then I'm gonna come scoop

1147
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: U DJ.

1148
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they'll split the three fifty and it'll be like, yeah,

1149
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: you know, they're working in tandem. I like them. So

1150
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: he smiles at DJ and hands her Danny's change from earlier.

1151
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: She thanks him, and he takes a look around the backyard. So, uh, barbecue,

1152
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: She nods, Yeah, it's kind of a family togetherness thing.

1153
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 1: On cue, Rusty runs into the backyard with a flock

1154
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: of angry family members seen after him. Ricky watches the

1155
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: chaos with a hint of amusement. DJ explains, Oh, they're

1156
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: just working up an appetite. Then she motions toward the

1157
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: table full of food. If you're hungry, dig in. He

1158
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: thanks her and takes a seat right next to her.

1159
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: Then he admits, I'm really glad I came back, and

1160
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: she grins me too, and her inner monologue shrieks, Oh

1161
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: my Lanta and that is our show. It was great.

1162
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 2: Do you think he was more excited about the hamburger though, Well,

1163
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 2: maybe that's why he was, like, I was hungry. Yeah,

1164
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: he's like a.

1165
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: Fourteen year old boy. It's probably just excited about free.

1166
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 2: Food and just about Yeah, exactly, he's like burgers, yes please.

1167
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: He's like I just you know, I'm just here to

1168
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: give change and eat a burger. That's all right for Yeah,

1169
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm just the paper boy, don't.

1170
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1171
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: Oh, this was This is such a great episode.

1172
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous and funny and yeah, everyone in it

1173
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 2: was great.

1174
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: It's everything you want in a sitcom. You know, it's ridiculous.

1175
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: It is evolves the entire past.

1176
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: It's a situation from which comedy arisis, which is a sitcom. Yeah,

1177
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 2: you threw everybody, like every person in the house, and

1178
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 2: it's saved for dj R got thrown a curveball and

1179
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,439
Speaker 2: was like suspicious and it was really funny.

1180
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: I wonder how hard it was to write this episode

1181
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: and keep like it's a lot of moving parts. It's

1182
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: a lot to keep straight in your head. You know,

1183
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: they probably had the.

1184
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 2: Way and it can't be any harder than the two

1185
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 2: of us reading it, that's true, you know what I mean,

1186
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 2: Like and playing different people. That was my gosh, crisis

1187
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 2: of self. Yeah, that would be hard, but it was. Yeah,

1188
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 2: it was like you had to kind of keep the

1189
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 2: thread going from who gave the letter to who and

1190
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: who thinks yeah it's fair, you know, it's someone else.

1191
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: A lot to keep in your brain. It was much

1192
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: easier watching it than it was when we performed it.

1193
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, again I have I have no memory

1194
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 2: of most of this, and I'm like, do we do

1195
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: this or was I just was I not in my

1196
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 2: body what happened? But yeah, I think it was very

1197
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 2: difficult doing that because I didn't know who I was

1198
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 2: talking to.

1199
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: No, And I know, I know the point was that

1200
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: we want we didn't want to be spoiled or prepared

1201
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I'm like, if we had watched this

1202
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,479
Speaker 1: episode before we did that performance, it might have been.

1203
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 2: A little you know, it still would have been now,

1204
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 2: but that's part of the charm, is the unprepared, the

1205
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 2: cold just going Yeah, yeah, that was the fun of it.

1206
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 2: But now we see how much better we could have done.

1207
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: See, we absolutely absolutely we would have been nominated for

1208
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: some sort of award.

1209
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 2: I watched it for surely. Yeah, oh, this was such

1210
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 2: a classic full House episode. I'm so glad that we

1211
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 2: got to do it. It was really it was fun

1212
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 2: and we've gotten now now I know it better than

1213
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: I've known it in the past thirty years.

1214
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: Twice did you ever cite some lines from memory? Now?

1215
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 2: So really only comments line though, is the one that

1216
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 2: I remember. Gee, I wish the body would drop a hidburger.

1217
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 2: That's the only line I can remember. And Steph's how

1218
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 2: rude there was that in there?

1219
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: And Pickletown?

1220
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 2: You know, it's God, what am I thinking? Of course

1221
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: I'm remembering, Uh, take me down to Pickletown? Wasn't that?

1222
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 2: That sounds like that SNL sketch that justin Timberlake did

1223
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 2: come on down when he's dressed as the he's dressed

1224
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 2: as a like a beer bottle or something, and he's

1225
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 2: singing a song. It was on Saturday Live and he's

1226
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 2: singing about like come on down whatever, and it's just

1227
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 2: a ridiculous thing. Yeah, oh my sketch. Oh my, I

1228
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 2: probably could have explained it better, but that's okay, I didn't.

1229
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 1: Anyway, I can search it, I'll look it up.

1230
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 2: But it's but that's what kind of what Pickletown reminded

1231
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 2: me of. That's someone is standing surely someone is in

1232
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 2: front of Pickletown dressed as a pickle yes, with a

1233
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 2: sign spinner.

1234
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: We we need merch, we need it. We need Pickletown merch,

1235
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: you know, with a big on the front pickle Town.

1236
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 2: This is you know, yeah, everyone needs a versus Dill

1237
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 2: and they've got swords. You know.

1238
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be cute. I like that idea. Let's do it.

1239
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: Let's whip up a shirt.

1240
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, shirts are at our merch site, which

1241
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 2: is how Rude merch dot com. If you have heard

1242
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: us talking about it and mentioning it. We do have

1243
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 2: some merch on there that has been really fun to design,

1244
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 2: Andrey and I had fun coming up with it. So

1245
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 2: go check it out. Got T shirts and hoodies and stuff,

1246
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: and we will be adding more merch. So you've got

1247
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 2: suggestions or ideas, you can go ahead and leave us

1248
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 2: a comment on our Instagram which is at how Rude podcast,

1249
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: or you can send us an email at how Rude

1250
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 2: Tanner Ritos at gmail dot com. Let us know how

1251
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 2: you're liking the show. If you've got questions, we do

1252
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 2: fan question episodes, So we'd love to hear from you.

1253
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: And what else I think you've covered? You've covered all

1254
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: the faces.

1255
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Make sure you're liking and subscribing to podcast

1256
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: definite rescribe for you're listening to it, like, subscribe, give

1257
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 2: us some stars, give us some comments. Always lovely read

1258
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 2: and uh and that's it. So remember, guys, hold on,

1259
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 2: let me use less gendered language. Remember, y'all. The world

1260
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 2: is small, but the house is full of pickles, full

1261
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 2: of pickles. Just it's just pickle, pickle. I don't know

1262
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to think of.

1263
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: A pickle parade.

1264
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go, pickles, just and wheenies. Pickles. Yep.

1265
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 2: The world is small, but the house is full of

1266
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 2: pickles and wheenies. You're welcome. Good night, everybody,