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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take that.

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Speaker 3: Ol arm mouse speak text to sevent eighty five nine

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Speaker 3: two says, my friend Jason has had a huge crush

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Speaker 3: on Alexis since may.

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Speaker 1: Too shy to ever admit it.

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Speaker 4: But he's really really cute and he's going to be

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Speaker 4: going into seventh grade next. Tell Alexis to check her dmy.

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Speaker 1: The DM is a photo of a handwritten note that says,

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Speaker 1: do you like like Jason? Circle? Yes, no, or maybe I.

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Speaker 5: Still communicate anyway.

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Speaker 1: I was wondering why he.

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Speaker 5: Couldn't admit it like an adult, you know.

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Speaker 2: Sense John.

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Speaker 4: But here on the mass speaker, we accept your secret

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Speaker 4: crushes and confessions of all sorts and will keep you

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Speaker 4: anonymous for it, unless you're a sixth grader named Jason. Sorry, Bud,

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Speaker 4: but now we've got a full grown adult on the phone,

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Speaker 4: thank God, ready to come clean with something probably a

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Speaker 4: little bit heavier, using Dean as his fake name.

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Speaker 1: So Dean, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thanks man, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: Do you have a secret crash on anyone here?

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Speaker 2: I do not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hang up on them really hurt our feelings.

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Speaker 2: Hard to get.

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Speaker 5: It's called us ugly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like it too, Dean voice changers on,

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Speaker 4: you are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: So a little while ago, I got divorced and we

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Speaker 2: don't have kids or anything like that. So I decided

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Speaker 2: I kind of wanted to start over, and so I

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Speaker 2: moved to a new city.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: I mean, really, it could be really good healthy for you. Refresh, restart, let's.

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Speaker 1: Go mentally, it's probably a really good thing to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I found out moving to a

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Speaker 2: new place, it's pretty hard to meet new people, and

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Speaker 2: it ended up being a lot harder than I thought

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Speaker 2: it was going to be.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I mind. The trick to meeting new adult friends

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Speaker 5: is to have kids. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's really a great piece of advice. Everybody,

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Speaker 1: just get pregnant and then you'll get friends, whether you

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Speaker 1: want them or not.

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Speaker 5: I have so many new friends thanks to my children. Okay,

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Speaker 5: why guys don't get bumblebff like girls do. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: we need less lonely people. So what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting pregnant, Dean or what's your strategy.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean I tried joining a couple of clubs

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Speaker 2: and stuff like that, but everybody kind of like had

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Speaker 2: their own cliques or like friends group that they already known.

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Speaker 2: So I decided that I was going to do things

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Speaker 2: a little differently, and I mean it'd probably not the

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Speaker 2: most above board.

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Speaker 1: Way to do with Okay, now I'm interested.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, are you getting sketchy friends or are you just

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Speaker 5: getting in a sketchy way?

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Speaker 2: So what I did was I created a fake hinge

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Speaker 2: profile and I used an image of an extremely attractive woman. Wait,

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Speaker 2: she gets a lot of attention from guys.

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Speaker 5: Okay, your catfishing men.

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Speaker 1: I'm using Alexis profile.

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Speaker 2: So I'm match with the guy on there, and they'll

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Speaker 2: usually be like, hey, if you want to meet up

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Speaker 2: for lunch or like dinner or get coffee or whatever,

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Speaker 2: and so like I'll write them back and I'll say yes,

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Speaker 2: I'd love to. Okay, the day comes and I'll show

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Speaker 2: up like a little bit earlier and kind of like

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Speaker 2: sit by myself and like eat a sandwich or something.

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Speaker 5: They get a wig or no, ye, think of that.

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Speaker 4: Br So these guys that you match with, they think

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Speaker 4: they're about to meet this beautiful woman from the hinge profile,

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Speaker 4: but it's just you there.

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Speaker 2: Right, and so like they'll usually get like a table

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Speaker 2: or something and they'll wait around a bit and then

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Speaker 2: I'll like watch him and then when I realized he's

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Speaker 2: like about the bailed, I'll go over and I'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: are you wooting for something? And like half the time,

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Speaker 2: they'll tell me the truth and be like, yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: supposed to meet a date here and they didn't show up,

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Speaker 2: and I'll be like, dude, that's crazy. I was too.

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Speaker 4: Oh she can't fish both of us.

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Speaker 2: So like we'll sit and like together and like eat

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Speaker 2: and get to know each other and we'll just bond

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Speaker 2: over how hard it is to meet women.

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Speaker 1: This kind of money.

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Speaker 4: It's like, hey, you want to grab an iba watch

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Speaker 4: the game?

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Speaker 5: Is it that hard for men to just talk to

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Speaker 5: each other?

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Speaker 1: Definitely?

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Speaker 5: Is what thing is?

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Speaker 6: Does your friend group hang out and you all talk

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Speaker 6: about how you all met when none of you got

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Speaker 6: a date?

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Speaker 5: Like everybody met the same way.

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Speaker 1: That's what guys always do.

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Speaker 5: Girls even like friends of friends. You're like, oh, how

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Speaker 5: do you guys know each other?

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Speaker 2: Like you know, yeah, we don't usually do that, Like

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Speaker 2: we don't be like.

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Speaker 1: We know this is Brad. We're like, what's up?

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Speaker 4: Brad?

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Speaker 6: I will say after my husband hangs out with his friends,

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Speaker 6: I'll be like, so, how are they doing?

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Speaker 5: Was their job? And he's like, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: In seven years seven friends of my buddy Stephen for

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Speaker 4: like over twenty years, I've no idea what he does

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Speaker 4: for work. Okay, we just talk about sports and food

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Speaker 4: and that's it.

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Speaker 5: You God, I love being a woman. Okay, so now

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Speaker 5: you have some new friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I've probably like a new guy. Like the

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Speaker 2: past year.

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Speaker 1: It's actually working.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting the poker parties and I'm like a basketball

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Speaker 2: league on the weekend now and.

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Speaker 5: After he prayed on sad Lonely Bros. Yeah, but they

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Speaker 5: have a lot of free time because they're all single.

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Speaker 5: It's a positive outcome for Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's the best part.

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Speaker 4: Have you told any of them, like, hey, I got

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Speaker 4: to come clean now that we're such good friends.

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Speaker 5: I mean, what would you think would you still be

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Speaker 5: friends with that guy?

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Speaker 4: Like I was Christina, I'd be like, what, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna retire right next Okay.

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Speaker 1: Too many friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just looking for a bowling league. He doesn't

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Speaker 5: have that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, once he once he locks that down, then he's

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Speaker 4: out of the hinge game for good.

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Speaker 5: Oh man.

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Speaker 6: I mean I would also say, like, you've probably learned

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Speaker 6: a little bit about what men act like on dating

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Speaker 6: apps from doing this a little.

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Speaker 1: If you wanted to, right to tell all a book

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Speaker 1: about saying.

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Speaker 6: Are you impressed with other men? Or what's your takeaway?

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Speaker 5: You're seeing their pickup lines come through?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now they felt like they were like written in

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Speaker 2: like one of those children's joke books.

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Speaker 4: Hey, those are your friends that you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Now, maybe maybe if I come clean, that's how I'll

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Speaker 2: do it. I'll just use their pickup line on them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to film it. If you do, that

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Speaker 4: would be something you could clip and would go viral

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Speaker 4: for sure. Yeah, but uh, okay, you're retiring it next month.

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Speaker 4: You're done meeting new people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've made a bunch of friends in this way.

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Speaker 2: My social lives pretty full up.

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Speaker 1: Now you should do something crazy and next level.

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Speaker 4: Act like a guy on a dating app and talk

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Speaker 4: to a girl and try to go on a date.

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Speaker 1: Wheeler, whoa say.

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Speaker 4: Did you just come up with that? I think you

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Speaker 4: just invented something. Anyway, Dean, I'm glad that you made

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Speaker 4: yourself a bunch of friends. That's really cool. Y and

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Speaker 4: text in to seven eighty five nine two. If you

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Speaker 4: have a confession you've been holding on who we can

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Speaker 4: hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 4: next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,