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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you save money in

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Speaker 1: the Q tip game with REQ tips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you don't know what they are yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to regular q tips, but one end

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Speaker 1: has already.

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Speaker 2: Been used, so instead of letting that whole thing go

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Speaker 2: to waste, they're re queuing it. Books all about saving

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Speaker 2: the environment with her giant box of re Q tips

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Speaker 2: thanks to Laser.

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Speaker 3: Stories makeup the segment where we read weird news.

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Speaker 1: Stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other earmates just don't

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Speaker 1: share the love. His first laser story is out of Georgia,

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Speaker 1: a guy who goes by the name t period Bone,

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Speaker 1: So t Bone. He's facing a felony charge after breaking

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Speaker 1: into a mall the other night.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got Tampa doesn't sound like t Bone.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, maybe we shouldn't be so harsh on him,

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Speaker 1: because the reason t Bone broke in was because he

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Speaker 1: was stealing cinnamon rolls from the cinnabon at all?

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Speaker 2: Is he gonna get him to like heat him up

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Speaker 2: at his own house too, like I've always just wanted

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Speaker 2: the dough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the problem because it happened in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night, so they weren't hot and gooey

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Speaker 1: like the ones that get served to you by the staff,

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Speaker 1: and that made t Bone frustrated. He didn't expect bacon overnight,

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Speaker 1: so he went through the inventory and attempted to turn

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Speaker 1: on a few of the ovens.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there we go.

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Speaker 1: T Bo even went so far as filling up an

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Speaker 1: entire cup with icing trying to drink it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know what t Bone has been through, broken,

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Speaker 3: maybe he needed to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. In the end, he was caught before he could

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Speaker 1: do much damage, and even the cops had a little

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Speaker 1: fun with it on social media writing cinnabon can be tempting,

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Speaker 1: but breaking into a mall for a midnight.

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Speaker 3: Snack is just not smart.

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Speaker 1: Now, instead of enjoying a warm, gooey cinnamon roll, you're

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Speaker 1: facing felony burglary charges.

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Speaker 3: Is a very funny post. I wouldn't really like that one.

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Speaker 1: In terms of cop posts, that's in, you know, the

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Speaker 1: top seventy percent, So let's give him a little fan

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of.

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Speaker 3: The fur Cast forum cast.

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Speaker 1: If you missed it, last week was Groundhog Day and

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Speaker 1: perk Satani Phil did see his shadow which means more

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Speaker 1: winter is coming. It should mean that the sun is

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Speaker 1: out and therefore he has a shadow.

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Speaker 3: So spring, you're on the groundhog.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to counter groundhog knowledge. That's just silly

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Speaker 1: of you. Still it means six weeks more. But do

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Speaker 1: you know who did not see his shadow? The most

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Speaker 1: accurate groundhog, according to a new study Staten Island, Chucktter.

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Speaker 1: What remember and we talked about him last week? How

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Speaker 1: Chuck is the most accurate weather predicting animal in the US.

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Speaker 3: I even remember he's eighty five percent accurate. Eighty five

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Speaker 3: Chuck stuck with me.

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Speaker 1: And since he did not see his shadow, he's predicting

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Speaker 1: an early spring.

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Speaker 3: That's it. So that posidizy film. I feel like he's

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Speaker 3: so accurate too.

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Speaker 1: He's also like predicting a low pressure area degrees. He

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Speaker 1: does the whole ten day? Remember Punkstunny? Phil is dead

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Speaker 1: last when it comes to weather predicting animals in the US,

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Speaker 1: with an.

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Speaker 3: Accuracy of just thirty five percent. Yes, suck it film.

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Speaker 3: Why do we trust you? Why have the job if

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Speaker 3: you can't do it? I agree? I agree? Why his

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Speaker 3: first year as a father having to bring the mother?

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Speaker 3: Why are we folloween Stanton Island. Chuck, he's not distracted

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Speaker 3: by kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even the poop sorting pigeon from Connecticut named Barnaby

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Speaker 1: is predicting an early spring. So if Phil is wrong

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Speaker 1: this year, expect online critics to try and cancel him

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Speaker 1: with a book at the of that petition. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck,

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Speaker 1: fry up Phil is what Brook wants to do them

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Speaker 1: for lunch.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: His next laser story is out of v Day, Me

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Speaker 1: Day Headquarters. If you want to stand out as Valentine's Day,

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Speaker 1: don't give a boring bouquet of flowers. Give your special

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Speaker 1: person a bouquet of pickles.

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Speaker 3: I love it's a nice breath to kiss gorillas. Pickles

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Speaker 3: just announced the return of its pickle pickle Bouquet, calling

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Speaker 3: out a.

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Speaker 1: Perfect mix of playful and delicious.

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Speaker 3: No, it's pickles to get the right pickles.

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Speaker 1: But my hells are looking at a photo of the

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Speaker 1: pickle bouquet right now, Brook, how would you describe it?

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Speaker 3: Because I would say it looks busy. See, I think

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Speaker 3: it is a nice presentation. We've got some pickles on

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Speaker 3: some sticks.

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Speaker 2: We've got some floral fill looks like some cherry tomatoes jeff.

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Speaker 3: With some olives.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't expect a whole food review,

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Speaker 1: just like think.

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Speaker 3: But okay, it'll.

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Speaker 1: Be up on our install stories at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: if you want to break it down to There is

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Speaker 1: a downside to the gift though. You will have to

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Speaker 1: arrange it yourself, so look terrible.

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Speaker 3: You might look just like a pickle and a stick

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Speaker 3: at that point.

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Speaker 1: But the DIY kit comes with a cupeon for a

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Speaker 1: jar of pickles.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't even come with a pickle.

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Speaker 1: You gotta go buy that, so you go snag some

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Speaker 1: from your local grocery store, along with a foam base,

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Speaker 1: tissue paper, a bit of floral filler, a custom pickle

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Speaker 1: base skewers, and a personalized card.

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Speaker 3: So much how much are we paid for that?

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds like a lot, But like I said,

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Speaker 1: this is different. No one is going to see it coming.

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Speaker 1: And the good news is Brook It's only going to

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Speaker 1: set you back thirty five dollars plus shipping and you

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Speaker 1: can order now. Find the link on our Insta stories

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Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: That is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of condiment Corner. People,

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Speaker 1: magazine just named their top five most dangerous expired condiments

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Speaker 1: that include some that might not last as long as

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Speaker 1: you think. I know, People Magazine are the experts in

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Speaker 1: condent expiration dates. Say try it, you know, okay, good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would not recommend that, nor would the People Magazine experts.

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Speaker 3: Because number five is soy sauce it go back.

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Speaker 2: You go to a restaurant and I guarantee it's been

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Speaker 2: sitting out on the table.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it already fermented? Beat not.

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Speaker 1: Some people assume that it lasts forever, but again, you've

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Speaker 1: got about one year in order to use it, and

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Speaker 1: then it starts to go back.

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Speaker 3: Well, we go through than that. Number four mustard, love mustard.

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Speaker 1: It does last a little bit longer because there's more

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Speaker 1: vinegar in it, but once you break the seal, you've

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Speaker 1: got one year to use the whole thing up.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, okay. Number three catchup U our ketchup is

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Speaker 3: probably two years old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You need to keep an eye on the color because

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Speaker 3: if it changes, toss it. Yeah, but I buy the

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Speaker 3: stuff with the red dye in it, so how would

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Speaker 3: I know? Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Usually it gets a little bit darker towards like a

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Speaker 1: brown number two salad.

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Speaker 3: Dressing creamy well, which ones, well.

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Speaker 1: It says, all the eggs and cheese it takes to

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Speaker 1: make up the creamy ones.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so Caesar, And it's supposed to be tossed after

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Speaker 3: two months.

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Speaker 2: I mean I seed it till it's moldy, you know,

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Speaker 2: like yeah, sure, well that's a good point.

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Speaker 1: And finally, mayonnaise, it's got eggs in it, so once

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Speaker 1: it's been opened, the USDA says it's only good for

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Speaker 1: sixty days.

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Speaker 3: That's it. Nobody is eating their mayonnaise in sixty days.

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Speaker 3: There's no way.

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Speaker 1: Give it the sniff test, and if it don't smell right,

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Speaker 1: chuck it.

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Speaker 3: But manynaise doesn't really smell right to be good like.

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Speaker 3: And I even like mayonnaise.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of something that doesn't quite smell right, this guy

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Speaker 1: just found a sock stuck to his wall.

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Speaker 3: About six feet up. How did it get there? Why

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Speaker 3: is it stuck?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, something doesn't smell right, and that sound

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Speaker 1: means Laser Stories is over for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again the same time on Friday. Brooke

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning