WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Unleash the Power (& Fat) 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.320 It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.680 The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard starts right. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:34.400 Now in the air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:37.960 Big Ben and Danny g Radio. Happy Saturday to you 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:42.640 as we slide into the twenty fourth day of August. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.720 And I don't know what you're having for breakfast today, Danny, 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.080 but it's National Waffle Day today, so celebrate appropriately. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.480 Oh. I love blueberry waffles. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.080 You're all about the blueberry waffle. Yeah. I don't eat 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.680 breakfast food very often, but I don't reject waffles. I'm 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.800 a big fan of the waffle. Which, by the way, 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:04.600 fun fact, fun fact. We got to start the Saturday 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:15.160 Pie with a fun fact. And the word waffle first 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:19.520 appeared in the English language in the seventeen hundreds. That 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:24.280 word goes back to seventeen twenty five, but it wasn't 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:29.920 until the eighteen sixties. Almost eighteen seventy eighteen sixty ninety 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:37.119 exact year, someone named Cornelius Swarthout received the first waffle 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.400 iron patent in Troy, New York. So you can thank 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:48.200 Cornelius for bringing the waffle to America. So congratulations to Cornelius. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.240 But yeah, it's national an American hero. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:55.760 He is real patriot, real patriot businessman. Over three quarters 0:01:55.800 --> 0:02:02.720 of Americans love golden brown waffles, seventi percent. The region 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.720 you want to take a guest, which region of the 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:09.520 US eats the most waffles. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.800 The most waffles, I'm gonna say at Atlanta. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:14.360 You are well, you're correct. The South. Yeah, eighty one 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:19.079 percent of Southerners say they love their waffles, and it's 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.800 it's everyone kind of likes it. The least popular place 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:26.960 for the waffles, like the Northeast. Those codres in the 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.000 Northeast not big fans. But anyway, in this podcast, it 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.720 is said, I hope you heard the Friday podcast. I 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.840 was excited to bring Looney Tunes back. The big announcement 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.800 Benny Penny is back season two. We're going national this 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:45.040 year on Peacock. We're still on regional cable television. On NBC, 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.400 but they're putting us on Peacock, so I'm very excited 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.120 about that. It's gonna be a fun season. You can 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:53.680 go back and hear that from yesterday's podcast with Looney 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.959 Tunes as we broke it all down and just played 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:02.480 grab ass, I told the story Danny of Tom Looney 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.560 at the Big Power dinner that we had in Boston, 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:10.639 and Looney took about three hours to finish his broccoli. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.520 Everyone was done eating, we were all waiting for Looney 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.920 to finish, and it was he was eating like like 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:23.120 an old geezer, you old man. It was really really uncomfortable. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.360 It was really it took forever, you know, and you 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.360 want to be polite, but I also wanted to like 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.280 poke Looney in the arm and say, what are you doing? 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.280 You know, we got places to go. We don't want 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:35.920 to sit here and watch you eat broccoli. And it 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.640 reminded me of those old meetings we had at Fox 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.480 where we'd all agree not to ask any questions, get 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.839 the meeting over with, and then Looney would inevitably ask 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.720 like fifteen questions at the end. 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:50.080 Yeah, yeah, and you know, how to not be that 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.720 guy sitting at the table for that many hours with broccoli. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:53.600 How's that? 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.080 Don't order frickin' broccoli. That's that's what I said. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.120 I told, I said, listen, they got so many great options. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:03.120 We went to an expensive restaurant. We all got steak 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.400 because I'm not paying for it. Why I don't even 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.520 really like steak that much, but I'm not paying for it. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:07.880 Why not? 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:12.920 And Louie gets the side up broccoli. No, give me 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.560 this whole raps of well World on TV. 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.800 You know, if you got to have some greens, get 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.560 the fancy asparagus right next to the steak and the 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.120 mashed potatoes. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.479 Well, yeah, or just I guess it's really the cooking process, right, 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.720 If you get roasted and maybe you put some sauce 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.359 or something on it, you can eat it. It's possible 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.560 to enjoy it. But that's not my domain. So on 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:40.039 this podcast, we've got unleashed the power, offer up adulting, 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.640 the trident and whatever else pops up here. So we'll 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:48.400 begin with this. I have not one, but two or 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:53.800 two dogs. I got Moxie, who is an English bulldog, 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.760 and Luigi, who is a combo dish of a French 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:01.520 bulldog and a pug. Otherwise no as a frog. And 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:03.440 so we've had these dugs for about a year. We 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:08.160 lost our beloved Bella a year ago, and then we 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.280 waited a little while, not long, not long, picked up. 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:12.840 Not too long before you replaced her. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.719 Yeah, yeah, that's usually how it works. Maxie and we 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.440 went through the proper. We sat shiva. We were mourning 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.159 for a little bit, then we went and moved on. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:26.280 But Maxi and Luigi, who I love them. However, I'm 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.240 gonna say the word butt, which means I don't really 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:29.919 love them, because when you say the word butt, everything 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:33.000 before the word butts a lie. So Maxie and Luigi 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:38.440 have an addiction to urinating as soon as they come 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.839 out of the Malar mansion, a little concrete in the back, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:47.799 and they immediately have to relieve their bladder. And over 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.480 time it has become a bit of an issue because 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.359 if you every single day, twice a day, if you 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.440 go out and you take care of your business right 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.920 there there, eventually becomes a bit of an odor becomes 0:05:58.960 --> 0:05:59.599 an issue. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.800 So I was. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.159 Able, with the help of the wife there, to solve 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:09.080 the problem here, Danny, we went on the interweb and 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:15.640 bought a power washer, a starter powerwasher. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:18.240 Oh that's an old guide purchase. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:20.920 I feel. Let me tell you something. I love it. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:25.480 I am so happy. I am embracing this because middle 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.920 age is great, Danny. Because I got a griddle which 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:31.320 I love. That was a couple of years ago, a 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.880 Blackstone griddle, which is just wonderful. And now I've got 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:39.960 the next level powerwasher. It is amazing, and it really 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:41.880 it's a starter. It's not like a high end one. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.599 It's not I can't go out and get commercial jobs 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.000 with it. It's not that much of a power washer. 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.679 But it's wonderful what I need. It wasn't all that much. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.560 Very cool. I've been unable to unleash the power. I 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.880 was able to clean the concrete where the dogs have 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.320 been pissing up a storm. I even got carried away. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.520 I washed the front of the Malor mansion. I was 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:11.360 able to clean the blue malormobile Harvey liked. And this thing, Danny, 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.480 is like a professional car wash. They've got an attachment 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.520 that you can put the soap on it and it 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.800 sprays out like it's at the car wash. It's just 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:23.080 a wonderful device, and I feel very productive. I feel 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:28.480 very masculine with the powerwasher, split splash. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.080 Your neighbors are like, get off our driveway. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:36.000 Well, I did get a little carried away this past 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:40.200 weekend because I was so excited to have this thing 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:41.800 that I was trying to use it on all different 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.080 you know, I want to see what it could clean. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:47.480 And there's different attachments to it depending on how powerful 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.520 you want it to be. And you got to be 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.440 careful because you don't want to hurt yourself. You know, 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.160 it's so powerful that it could damage your skin if 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.120 you put it right in your hand, right in front 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.800 of it. So I was just experimenting. It was like 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:03.640 in Frankenstein's lab. I was just experimenting and messing around 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.720 and all that. And I got carried away. And it 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.720 was kind of hot this past weekend here in the 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:12.600 south Land of southern California. And I'm a bit of 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.560 a vampire from doing the Overnight show. So I got 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.800 a bit of a sunburn, a bit of a sunburn 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:22.480 on my legs and my arms. And because I was 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.160 out there and I didn't put any suntand lotion on, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.800 I wasn't like going to the beach or anything like that. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.200 And I lost track of time, and then I was like, oh. 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.320 Man, is it a truckers tan? 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.880 Yeah, it was a bad. It's not bad. You know, 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.680 no one sees me him at night and no one 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.800 no even noticed. But it was a little painful. The 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.680 worst thing about the sunburn now is when you go 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:44.320 into the shower, the hot water just kill it. Stings 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:48.440 when you got a sunburn. Foh, drizzle, Oh it's bad. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.400 What I should have done, Danny's I should have gone 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.480 on offer up and bought some suntan lotion or something. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.640 I didn't do that. I did not go on there. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:02.160 Good luck buying something as inexpensive as that on offer up, 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:06.920 because you know, usually if it's an item that's under 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.480 twenty dollars, people don't even want to make the trip 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.720 to go pick up the item. So you know, offer 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.000 up is better for bigger or more expensive things that 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:19.080 you're trying to get rid of. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.160 Outdoor furniture. Well, you had the famous stor with your 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.520 son CoA, right, you went to buy a stroller. Was 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.400 it was that? What? 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:30.199 Yeah? Oh? That No, it was the skip pop remember. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.120 Okay, yeah, yeah, I remember, I forget exactly, but I 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:33.959 remember you were buying something for your side. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:37.920 Yeah, that bouncer and the lady had Oh she had 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.560 spilled mango all over it. Remember it's like clean your 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.760 shit before you try to sell it. And to prove 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.880 my point on that there was a cat for sale. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.959 God help us all. Our teenage daughter wants a cat 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.600 for herself. We have one in the house with a doggie. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.400 You were talking about your two dogs. Well, two days 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.360 ago I took her when I got home in the 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:04.160 evening from CNR, I took her to where a cat 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.400 was being sold. And supposedly it's like this twenty five 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:11.200 hundred dollars British short hair. We walk inside this house 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:14.400 to visit the cat ben and it reaked of cat 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.280 piss inside their living room. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.520 Oh wonderful. That makes you really want to beat cat 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.040 right there. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.840 Oh bur all over their furniture, and that that scent 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.040 of cat piss has got to be one of the 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:31.120 top ten worst smells in the world. Once they pee 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.120 like that, if you don't get them spade or newter, 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.640 and then they start like the male starts spraying. Man, 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.800 you cannot get rid of that odor. Whatever they pee on, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:44.400 you'll have to burn it. So that's one. That's one. Now, 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.880 she didn't find that on offer up that would have 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.280 been too good. Everything on offer Up's even worse than 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.720 that right now, So I have a few items on there, 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:55.000 and I keep getting these drive buys. It's so annoying 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.480 when you sell something on the offer up app. You 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:02.080 go and you put old you market sold, and it 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.360 has you give Like this podcast, it has you give 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.880 five stars to the buyer if they're worthy, and the 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.920 seller vice versa, and it has you, you know, rate 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.600 the doing business with them that way. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:14.719 Everybody has kind of like. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.439 A little track record on their profile, so you know 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.920 who you're dealing with. Well, I have right now one 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:24.280 of my e bikes for sale. Over the years, I 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:28.400 paid monthly on getting two of these suckers. One was 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.200 a city bike that I bought in Burbank, and then 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.600 when I moved outside of La in the San Fernando 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.760 Valley here where we're at, there's all these hills and 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:40.280 the city bike just won't work on these hills, so 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:41.960 I needed the fat tire. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.000 Have you seen those e bikes with the fat tires? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.680 Yeah, yeah, those are the way to go there. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.080 Yeah, that's one of the big reasons for me having 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:53.760 problems selling the other e bike. I have the city 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.320 e bike for sale and nobody wants it. Ben it 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.800 is a beautiful thousand dollars bike. I'm trying to sell 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:02.679 it for not even half that price. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.559 It's not fat enough. They want they want to exactly. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:09.160 I've had two customers come test right it and they're like, Wow, 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.760 what a beautiful bike. But you know what, it just 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.160 doesn't happen the pickup I was looking for in the 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:18.479 in the tires. They don't want bikes, they want mopeds, 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.040 they want motorcycles. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.280 Well listen, you know, you know where I live in 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:26.520 the north Woods, and every fricking kid around here it 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:30.080 is like a moped. It's like a motorcycle. It's insane. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.080 I I mean I back in I on want to 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.960 be old guy back in my day, but I was like, 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.320 we drove bikes around. We thought we were going fast 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.040 going down a hill. But these guys are going like 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.600 forty five miles an hour on a bike. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:45.120 In the city bike. It's not some weeny thing. It's 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.880 not some flimsy ten speed. It's called a stealth Hurricane. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:52.240 It's a thick, well made bike, but it's got the 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:56.360 city tires on it. Eyeamn, the max speed with the 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.959 pedal assist is like twenty five, twenty six miles per hour. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:04.040 These kids and youngsters who are buying bikes, they want 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.920 bikes that go forty five miles per hour, which aren't 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:10.360 even street legal. By the way, you need a special 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.760 license for that. But do you think any of these 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:14.040 people are getting the license. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.880 I'm gonna go no for a thousand Hell no. 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.880 If the cops wanted to be dicks, they could pull 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:25.720 all these fat tire kids over and give them tickets. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.320 Now I've struck out twice with people test writing it. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.640 I get one guy just a week ago who said, 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:36.160 he writes, this is where the Lebron James violin music 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.760 should come in. He writes me a sad note about 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.920 how his car was in a minor accident and it's 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.880 on the shelf right now. He can't even drive to 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.880 Sherman Oaks. He needs me to drive the bike to 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.239 him in Santa Monica. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:57.199 Oh no, no, no bueno. He says. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.880 He is taking ubers and getting rides from coworkers to 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.440 get to his job right now. But to hang on 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.439 and I hear the violin again. He feels bad though, 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.760 because if I come all the way to Santa Monica. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:12.040 What if it's not a good match in a red 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:15.080 flag right now and offer up. When anybody says I 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:16.920 want to see if it's a good match or not, 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:18.600 that means they're not going to buy it. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.200 Yeah, so what we don't even bother, right and move on. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.040 That's it. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:26.920 I'm good, Yeah, I'm I'm to the point right now. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.320 And no, I did not drive the bike to Santa 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:34.000 Monica yesterday. He wanted me to take it there Friday afternoon. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.360 I didn't do it. He's like, after your shift, can 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:36.720 you come. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.680 I'm yeah, I'm going to sit in traffic for two 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.200 hours to bring a bike to you that you probably 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.160 will test drive and then say, yeah, the tires aren't 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:44.760 fat enough. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.680 Yeah, just tell him to send you like forty bucks 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.200 per gas or something you'll drive out there. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.080 Yeah. Well, if this guy can't even fix his car, 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.120 chances yeah. Yeah. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.920 And that's the other thing you get all these lowballers 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.960 on there. He already was trying to cut the price 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.800 down by forty bucks. I'm like, so you're offering me 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.160 forty less than what I'm listening it for and you 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.720 want me to drive all the way to you. I 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:14.280 don't know, I'm close to retiring my offer up career. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:16.080 That sucks. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.040 I might just take weekend trips to the city to 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:20.880 have an excuse to ride the city bike. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:24.560 There you go, Well maybe when Co is old. By 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.320 the time Co is old enough to ride that thing, 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.320 that thing will be uh out extinct. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:29.680 Right. 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:32.280 Yeah, by the time he gets to a bike, they'll 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.359 probably be flying jetson's bikes. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.520 Yeah. Well, we did talk about that it is legal 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:40.160 not have flying flying cars, so flying bikes that's that's 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:47.440 gonna happen. So I mentioned the unleashed the power I 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.600 get this power washer up and futzing around with that. 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:54.400 Also we asked the question is there a gardener in house? 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:58.280 We noticed in the back that there's a lot of 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.800 flooding going on behind the mall mach and while we 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:05.280 were doing some adulting this past weekend in addition to 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.920 the powerwasher, and it was pointed out we talked about 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.200 this in the past on this podcast that Moxie, our bulldog, 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:18.480 loves water and loves attacking any source of water, which 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:26.040 includes sprinklers, and so we noticed Moxie's been eating several 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.600 sprinklers and so there has been at one point water 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:35.120 going in the air everywhere a massive geyser style courtesy 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.280 of our dog Moxie. So we addressed the fountain in 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.600 the yard, and we made several trips to Home Depot, 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:47.120 multiple multiple stops fixing sprinklers. Now this is something that 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:50.920 thanks to YouTube is possible. I believe prior to YouTube 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.480 it was impossible, Danny, but we've been able to fix 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.000 the sprinklers because of these YouTube videos. And if you 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.680 get someone who's like a professional to do it, like 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.800 a guard, they charge you like eighty ninety bucks or 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.280 something like that. But you can buy the sprinkler for 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.920 like ten fifteen bucks and do it yourself and save 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:13.200 seventy or eighty bucks, depending on how much they try 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:16.520 to price gouge you. And it's real easy, Like it's 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.479 real simple. You just seed a couple of things from 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.480 from Home Depot or Low's or whatever your local store is. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:26.760 And so we were doing that and very productive, you know, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:30.719 the powerwasher, the fixing the sprinklers and all that. So 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.960 that was good. And then as far as the radio 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:37.080 show this past week, it was wonderful to have our 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:40.560 friend Robbie the Marger fan came by. You might have 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:42.080 seen some photos. 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.360 Rob I was just gonna say I saw the pictures. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.159 Yeah. Robbie's a great guy. He lives in Oregon, actually 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:50.119 not in Seattle, but he's in the Pacific Northwest. He 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:54.120 loves his Seattle Mariners. He has been a loyal minion 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:56.840 since you were on the show, Danny, back in the day. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.520 Robbie's been with the show a long time. And I 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.080 met him him back in twenty nineteen before the pandemic, 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.800 and we were at the Seattle Meet and greed. It 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.480 was was great, and then Robbie was there hanging out 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.560 with us. We had a fine time and he I 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:13.200 told him, I said, listen, you ever get to La 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:16.720 and let me know, I'll give you the tour of 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:21.600 Fox Sports Radio. And it only took five years, but 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.360 he showed up this week and he was very excited 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.600 the VIP tour of the mothership, Fox Sports Radio's headquarters 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.200 there and it was great. Dan. I was walking around, 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:32.680 I was like, I felt like I was a tour 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:36.439 guide at Universal Studios, like I said, I might. Walking through. 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.920 I'm all right, well over here is where the cockroaches are, right, 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.280 that's right there, there's several cockroaches died right there, and 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.320 then I'm like, this is where the ghost of Casey 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:46.080 Casem is right over here. This is where he used 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:48.439 to do his Top forty Countdown show. I'm sick and 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.360 tired of doing it. Coming in on an upbeat song 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.240 and I got to do a death dedication for a 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.520 goddamn dog. I'm singing, you know, do that? Holy so 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:59.760 Casey case his little booth is there, and pointed out 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:03.880 to to Robbie where wrong button Bob turned the network 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.880 off the air. The rack room. 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.879 That's the fun fact, fun fact. Can I get the 0:19:10.080 --> 0:19:11.200 Ohio Al sounder? 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:13.520 Yeah, go ahead, Ohio, I'll give it to me, Ohio Al. 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:23.040 And you got to add this to your tour ben 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.639 That rack room used to be where the kitchen was 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:27.520 when it was a Denny's. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:29.960 Dummy, I did not know that. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:31.760 Yeah, that was the kitchen area. 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.080 Okay, Yeah, I try not to go in there. There's 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:37.320 cameras in now. I don't know where they go, but 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:39.919 there's cameras in there. But I don't want to hit 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:41.600 the wrong button. If wrong button Bob hit it, I 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:43.879 don't want to be wrong button Benny. I don't want that, 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:45.520 so I don't I don't go in there. I showed 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:49.200 uh where I show Robbie the old studio, pointed out 0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:52.320 the old studio. He could not believe how far away 0:19:52.480 --> 0:19:55.600 Eddie and the Update people were from the main studio. 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:57.400 Yeah. 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.560 I showed him the fountain across the street where Eddie 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:04.719 stood there like a jack wagon in the fountain. We 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.920 pointed out the Whole Foods about a block away where 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.840 all the celebrities shop, right Danny Big Oh, Yeah. 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.560 Did he see the famous l Toyo Loco where I 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:15.920 ate chicken with mister t Oh? 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.399 Yes, I don't know. I mean we drove by it, 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:21.520 so he might have seen it. I pointed out where 0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:24.760 a lot of the homeless there like to do their drugs, 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:27.440 and that little fire escape on the side of the building. 0:20:27.480 --> 0:20:29.159 When you leave the parking garage. 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:30.840 There a bunch of hookers and cocaine. 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:34.000 I pointed out that many a night I have seen 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:37.240 people in there shooting things into their veins as I've 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:39.320 been driving around. So it was the VIP to. It 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.600 was great. Robbie seemed to really enjoy it. It was fun. 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:43.560 We put him on the air for a little bit 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:46.320 and it was great. I also took a bunch of 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:49.080 crap this week, Danny, because I was asked by the 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:53.119 company to sit in with Rob Parker. I need a 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:53.800 cole shower. 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:55.240 Oh yeah. 0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:57.560 You came on right after the Covino and Rich show, 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:00.439 so I heard at least the first half hour of 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:01.480 you blabbing with Rob. 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.840