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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away knock?

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: you call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hello, is Mark comes in? Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: him Mark. This is doctor Edward. I'm your wife's therapist. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Grace asked me to give you a call. She mentioned

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Speaker 1: to me that you're opposed to coming down to be

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Speaker 1: part of our therapy sessions in any particular reason. Why? Um, book,

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Speaker 1: Um that I mean, yes, that is accurate. Shit, I

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Speaker 1: did say that. Um, I just don't. I don't feel comfortable.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's a I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: for me. Uh. You know, I hate to be too

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Speaker 1: blunt here, but could it be because you're afraid I

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Speaker 1: might find out that you like to wear ladies undergarments?

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Speaker 1: I just what where would you get that from? Well,

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Speaker 1: Grace mentioned to me, and I'm just reading from my

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Speaker 1: notes here, um, that you like to prance around your

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Speaker 1: house and only what you call your knickers and heels.

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Speaker 1: That's what your wife told me. Well, I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused. I don't even know where she would

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Speaker 1: come up with that. I don't even know how she

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Speaker 1: would she she says, when she's not home, you put

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Speaker 1: on her clothes, specifically her underwear and her high heels,

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Speaker 1: prance around the house, calling yourself lady Gadiva, and eating

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Speaker 1: chocolates out of an expensive tin. I I am seriously

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Speaker 1: just like she says, that's something flaber guess that. I

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Speaker 1: don't get where she would come up with that. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you right now that this is not true. That's

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Speaker 1: not where my women's underwear your women's. Okay, I just

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Speaker 1: want to point out that you called it your women's underwear.

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Speaker 1: My wife underwear is what I meant to. Doctor, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you that one. I deal with cross dressing perverts

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Speaker 1: all the time in my profession, and you're crossing the

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Speaker 1: line now, all right. I don't wear women's clothing. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. I'm gonna stop you right there. I just

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Speaker 1: want to say this. The first step to dealing with

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Speaker 1: a problem is admitting that you have one. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a pride one. Doctor can understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a transsexual. I do not

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Speaker 1: cross dress. I don't know where are you're getting to

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Speaker 1: this or where my wife is getting this from. Okay, well, Mark,

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Speaker 1: I think I've figured out what the problem is. I

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Speaker 1: see what's going on here. I'm speaking with Lady Godiva,

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Speaker 1: aren't I is this Lady g I don't what what?

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Speaker 1: What are you coming up with? This? Doctor? This is

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Speaker 1: not this is Mark. I'm talking right now. I apologize

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Speaker 1: if I offended the beautiful miss Lady Godiva. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Your heels look lovely today. Lady Godiva, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing right now? If this

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Speaker 1: is some kind of reverse Lady Gadiva. Can you put

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Speaker 1: Mark on the phone please. I am not Lady Godiva

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm Mark. Oh okay, So, so, Mark, you're

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Speaker 1: admitting that you do have an alter ego called laying anything. Well,

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Speaker 1: you said you said to me, I'm not Lady Godiva

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Speaker 1: right now, which means that you do pretend like your

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Speaker 1: Lady Gadiva. I think I've caught you in a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a lie there, Mark, No, no, no, no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's no lie here. You said you said just now

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Speaker 1: that you're speaking with Lady Godiva, and I'm you're not

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Speaker 1: speaking with Lady Gyadiva right now, you're speaking with Mark. Well,

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Speaker 1: it seems like you're you're very familiar with Lady Godiva.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know who Lady Godiva is. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Lady Godiva is your alternate

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Speaker 1: personality who likes to prance around the house wearing your

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Speaker 1: wife's underwear. No, doctor, listen, you do not understand. I

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Speaker 1: am not Lady Godiva. Okay, I understand You're not Lady

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Speaker 1: Godiva at this current moment. I am not Lady Kadalva.

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Speaker 1: Let's also pretend that this isn't a phone tap. What

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Speaker 1: that means that this is actually jewel from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding? No, your wife set you up. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said that you refused to meet with her therapists

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Speaker 1: because you don't believe in him. Well, yeah, of course

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Speaker 1: I don't believe in it, because like this happens on

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Speaker 1: the phone where you know, you call me, people think

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Speaker 1: that I'm Lady Goodaiva. Now all of a sudden, calm down,

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Speaker 1: Lady Gadiva, you're getting upset, you're underwearing a bunch there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Lady Goodiva week up every morning with Juba

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Speaker 1: Weekday Mornings on the twenty two point five