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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 3: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 3: the week. Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that

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Speaker 3: you'll hear well, at least today. All right, it's coming

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Speaker 3: up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 4: More and more you're seeing Tesla cyber trucks out on

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Speaker 4: the road. Yes, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: My kids get so excited when we.

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Speaker 5: Gets angry.

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Speaker 4: What is your first thought, Brooke, when you see one

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Speaker 4: pass you by.

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Speaker 1: Maybe someone's over compensation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, alexis rich person. Okay, okay, you see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. They're very expensive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why, though, I'm I'm with you, douchey.

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Speaker 4: This person wants people to notice them, and I love

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Speaker 4: judging people. So if you're driving one near me, I

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Speaker 4: go over the top. But apparently it's becoming a bigger

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Speaker 4: problem for a lot of the owners. Not only are

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Speaker 4: they being mocked out loud by people standing on the sidewalks,

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Speaker 4: but some are finding angry message left for them on

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Speaker 4: their car, handwritten notes saying I hate you. Oh, go

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Speaker 4: blank yourself.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's always been a car, right every era has

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Speaker 3: a car that is very divisive.

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Speaker 1: It could be sure the PT Cruiser for interest.

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Speaker 4: When the Hummer first came out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still.

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Speaker 4: My family bought four of them. But sometimes we're getting

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Speaker 4: threats against the vehicle. And according to a poll of

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Speaker 4: cyber truck owners, the majority who use it to drive

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Speaker 4: to work get flipped off a minimum of three times

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Speaker 4: per game.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I need to go out and be

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Speaker 3: extra nice to these people because they're just getting crapped off.

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Speaker 4: They want this, they do. This is the attention that

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Speaker 4: they've been looking for. Okay, I swear, but jose if

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Speaker 4: you thought writing in that bm was getting hate, this

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Speaker 4: is a whole new level of aggression.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's like all the BMW drivers finding someone else

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Speaker 3: to hate.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, cybertruck owners, we hate you.

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Speaker 5: Don't happen.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if our listeners are gonna give us the

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Speaker 4: bird when they find out what we're doing for the

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Speaker 4: shack collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We like it.

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Speaker 4: I might even join in. I got my middle finger ready,

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Speaker 4: let's go.

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Speaker 6: Brook Fox claims to love music. She insists she's a

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Speaker 6: radio nerd, but in the past two days she's failed

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Speaker 6: to identify a single song correctly as we honor the

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Speaker 6: most famous one hit Wonders of all time.

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Speaker 3: That's because you're playing instrumentals and it's like elevator music.

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Speaker 1: It is so hard for me to know what the

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Speaker 1: song is.

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Speaker 6: Brook keeps begging for more chances, saying I want back in. Yes,

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Speaker 6: and against my better judgment, I'm giving her one more chance. No,

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Speaker 6: don't do this, everyone put the middle fingers down. This

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Speaker 6: will be the third and final one Hit Wonder edition

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Speaker 6: of twenty of twenty. Final, just like before, give me

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Speaker 6: a number one through twenty and I'll play you the

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Speaker 6: instrumental of a popular one hit Wonder song. You just

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Speaker 6: need to give me the correct title to stay in

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Speaker 6: the game. Now. We don't have time for put down,

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Speaker 6: so we're gonna start with Alexis. Okay, fifteen, All right, Alexis,

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Speaker 6: here is your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, Oh no, she's speed running it.

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Speaker 6: This is miraculous.

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Speaker 3: Oh dance Monkey, dance Monkeys, She's had me artist.

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Speaker 6: That's correct. It was a twenty nineteen song, became a

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Speaker 6: big hit in twenty twenty, big year for dance Monkeys.

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Speaker 6: We're over to Brook now, picking up carefully. Brook two

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Speaker 6: number two Brook, don't screw this up. Here's your one

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Speaker 6: hit wonder myroonah my Scharona by the neck from nineteen

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Speaker 6: seventy nine.

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Speaker 4: Wow, just based on the three drum beats.

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Speaker 3: I was on dance team in high school and we

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Speaker 6: I we're two for two. We're over to Jose, now, Jose,

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Speaker 6: how about a number nine? Number nine? All right, Jose,

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Speaker 6: here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, watch guys, look up you do that?

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Speaker 6: Okay, things go right?

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Speaker 8: The song.

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Speaker 2: It takes, it takes he got there.

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Speaker 6: It takes two is corect I thought you would go

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Speaker 1: We're not going to say the lyric over and over again.

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Speaker 6: That was by Rob Bass and DJ E You Rock

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Speaker 6: from nineteen eighty eight.

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Speaker 4: It's a good song, but I kind of disagree with

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Speaker 4: five sometimes? Why stop it just two?

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Speaker 5: That's a good boy, brother.

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Speaker 6: All right, Jeff, we're over to you Nonmber twenty. Jeff,

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Speaker 6: here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I won't learn this dance, but I know it's

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Speaker 4: teaching me how to dougy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, teach me how to Douggie. That's correct, by the

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Speaker 6: Cali Swag District.

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Speaker 1: Why won't you learn it?

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Speaker 9: Are you?

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Speaker 4: Because I don't want to embarrass everybody else? By how

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Speaker 4: good I do it? Just let everybody else?

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Speaker 6: Yes, we're over to Alexis the number for me? Please? Twelve,

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Speaker 6: number twelve, Alexis. Here's your one hit wonder?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, can it come on?

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Speaker 6: I lean it, come on, I lean know that. Yes,

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Speaker 6: yes at all? DEXI and the Midnight Runners from nineteen

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Speaker 4: Did you know that.

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Speaker 2: I played a college a party wants to have a

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Speaker 6: All right, Brook, let's see if you can go two

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Speaker 6: in a row.

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Speaker 2: Need a number seven?

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Speaker 6: Number seven? Brook, here's your one hit wonder.

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Speaker 2: That one song is a song.

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Speaker 4: You played at your key parties? Brook, Yes, you.

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Speaker 1: Do it right. That's how the song.

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Speaker 4: I want to do it right.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember the name of it.

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Speaker 4: No, you do it right.

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Speaker 6: Incorrect, it's two words. That's hey, ho by the illumineers.

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Speaker 1: Have had more than one hit.

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Speaker 2: That's not a fair.

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Speaker 6: I told you keep your fingers ready, Jose, Now, Jose,

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Speaker 6: need a number three? All right?

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Speaker 9: Here?

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Speaker 6: You go, here's your one hit Wonder.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is hard.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, this isn't that ice bucket? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I know it. It's Oh no, no, the Harlem shake

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Speaker 6: Harlem Shake, Harlem Shake is quack.

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 6: I love that.

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Speaker 4: Jose has to scream every single.

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Speaker 6: Finally, we're down to Jeffrey, our last one hit Wonder.

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Speaker 9: Here.

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Speaker 6: I'm not ever gonna ask you for a number. I'm

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Speaker 6: just gonna play it for you. Jeffrey, here's your one

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Speaker 4: And he's the Breakfast Club. Then you guys, don't forget

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Speaker 4: about Me? And is that what it's called?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm just gonna say the title I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna say, don't forget about me?

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Speaker 6: Don't forget about me is incorrect, Jeffrey, it's don't you

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Speaker 6: forget about me? Jose and alexis haveing one Today's edition

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Speaker 4: The song that is going to be sung is Mumbo

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Speaker 4: number five. So who do you guys want to sing it?

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Speaker 3: I say, brook all right, yeah, yeah, one, two, three,

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Speaker 2: Everybody in the car.

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Speaker 1: So come on, let's ride around the corner. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know we went to the.

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Speaker 4: Leer store that is your shot collar question of the day?

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Speaker 4: You got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: What if I told you that someone in this room

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Speaker 5: Oh, I wouldn't be shocked at all.

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Speaker 4: It is Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Can't say

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised. I am disappointed for the longest time. Our

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Speaker 4: own Brooke Fox Okay claims to be happily married. I

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Speaker 4: am happy, claims to be spoken for. Says she's not

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Speaker 4: exploring options on the side. I'm not and we now

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Speaker 4: know that's not true. And I have proof. A listener

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Speaker 4: sent in a picture. I have it on my phone now.

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Speaker 4: Can't show it to the audience. I really wish that

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Speaker 4: I could. But Brooke, I need you to explain. Why

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Speaker 4: is your profile pick on a dating app? Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: that's you.

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Speaker 2: Don't deny.

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Speaker 1: People always only mistake me. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: This woman I'm sure is very.

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Speaker 3: Nice, she is not very attractive.

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Speaker 4: Let's look, okay, Brook, let's look at the evidence here.

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Speaker 4: Short blocked hair. It's not funny, Alexis is losing it's

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Speaker 4: so accurate. Look at the evidence. Short blond hair, check

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Speaker 4: oversized coke bottle glasses, check smug look of superiority. As

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Speaker 4: want to do?

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Speaker 1: Man hasn't even taken care of her upper lip, for god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what you want to do on your personal time,

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Speaker 4: Brook is your own business. But at least have the

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Speaker 4: decency to be truthful with us and tell your sweet

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Speaker 3: Why can't I be mistaken for some sexy like food

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Speaker 3: that's Kristen.

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Speaker 1: Bell, Yes, like rich, powerful woman.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so she's gonna deny it.

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Speaker 3: That woman lives in her mom's basement, sweet sweet woman.

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Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, wow, really going low. Now, next thing, you're

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Speaker 4: probably gonna be swearing up and down that Laser Stories

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Speaker 4: isn't coming up next, And we know that's a lie

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Speaker 4: because it is.

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Speaker 1: To get to laser stories at this point.

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Speaker 4: We'll do that. Get off the dating apps Brock Laser

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Speaker 4: Stories coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 4: that's introducing a new bathtime snack called shower dough bread.

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Speaker 4: Eat it quick before it expands and fills up the

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Speaker 4: whole top.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a challenge.

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Speaker 4: Get it now with Laser Stories I said, you remember

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Speaker 4: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 4: else does, except we've got a laser and those other

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Speaker 4: yeastie boys just don't this first first laser stories out

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Speaker 4: of Detroit. You guys remember that Willy Wonka experience in

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Speaker 4: Scotland earlier this year that was such a letdown it

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Speaker 4: left parents furious and children in tears. Yes, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 4: something like that just happened in Detroit recently, only this

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Speaker 4: time the victims were Bridgerton fans.

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Speaker 5: Are they going to be like violent or not?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The whole thing about.

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Speaker 3: These like huge letdown parties and events is I'm so

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Speaker 3: into seeing the photos of how miserable it was, the.

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Speaker 1: People like royal dresses, crying. I just want to see

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Speaker 1: the photos.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's worth all the time you get paid

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just one problem. There really wasn't a cash prize.

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Speaker 4: Any money for that. There was also no alcohol. The

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Speaker 5: Not even a full destroy.

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Speaker 2: There's no strippers in Bridgerton.

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Speaker 5: I hope a sympony was playing them like usher. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And it's so sad because if there's a stripper there

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Speaker 3: and it's bridger you're not going to bring dollar bills

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Speaker 5: Takes seven hours to dismantle her horses.

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Speaker 4: So I'm showing.

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Speaker 3: It's like women looking lovely in ball gowns and dresses.

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Speaker 4: His next laser stories out of Dating Headquarters. If you're

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Speaker 1: Oh what a yap trap?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Scoring a new bowl by a popular dating site.

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Speaker 4: That term is one of the top dating trends to

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Speaker 1: A yap trapper.

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Speaker 4: Huh, here's the top five. Number five is sticking emphasis

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Speaker 4: on the ick part. What is that sticking? So? Sticking

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Speaker 11: Hu.

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Speaker 5: I thought, once you get the it's over. There's no trap.

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Speaker 1: You have to get people another chance.

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Speaker 4: Number four is being smutten sm smitten different than being smitten.

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Speaker 4: It's when you fantasize about things from shows or movies

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Speaker 3: Alexis put down those dragon books for God's sake, it's fairies, dragons, whatever.

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Speaker 4: Twenty three percent of people have done it, forty percent

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Speaker 5: Wait, what are we fantasize?

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Speaker 4: I've always thought about the upside down Spider Man kiss. Oh,

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Speaker 4: it seems like a hot move.

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Speaker 1: Gave up on fantasies after I got married, honest.

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Speaker 4: Romance died fast in relationship. The third biggest upcoming dating

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Speaker 1: These are I don't know where he was still going.

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Speaker 4: These are also said it's bonding with someone over your

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Speaker 4: darker side or your share dislikes. For example, you both

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Speaker 5: What you would But that sounds like that's the view.

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Speaker 3: Just so you know, I don't even know.

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Speaker 4: What You're not going to bond with the guy over

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Speaker 1: It looks like you have to date someone under the

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Speaker 1: age of forty five.

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Speaker 4: Number two freak matching.

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, away with the TikTok on you. That's like

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Speaker 1: somebody again to match my freak.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's connecting with someone over shared quirks or general weirdness. Okay,

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Speaker 4: thirty percent have experienced it. And the top dating trend

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Speaker 4: for next year we already mentioned is yap trapping. Everything

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Speaker 4: about me is real, My hair is real, heath, the

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Speaker 4: realm eyelashes are real. To do the breaks, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, can we use that in real life, like an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that happens to me too.

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Speaker 5: For people talking about show, I'm like, you don't want

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Speaker 4: Four singles have dated a yapp trapper.

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Speaker 1: Before I've worked for yapp trappers.

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Speaker 4: This guy is a trap Snapper's just snapping up traps,

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Speaker 4: no real explanation needed. Don't interrupt him while he's doing

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Speaker 4: his thing, because that means the Laser stories has come

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Speaker 4: to an end of the day. We'll do it again

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Speaker 4: at the same time on.

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Speaker 8: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: People who say that revenge doesn't make you feel better

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Speaker 4: have obviously never had a terrible boss, or a cheating

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Speaker 4: certain situations where a little payback's the only thing that

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Speaker 4: more true than with a horrible neighbor. Oh luckily, we

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Speaker 4: found a list of the pettiest, most passive, aggressive neighbors

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Speaker 4: just say what one guy did using a bucket and

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Speaker 4: gonna hear it coming up right after this. Nothing gets

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Speaker 4: under your skin like living next to an obnoxious, inconsiderate, passive,

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Speaker 4: whether it's the guy who has to mow his lawn

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Speaker 4: because your wind chimes quote disrupted the ecosystem?

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Speaker 3: Are we doing this because you're just finally meeting your

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Speaker 5: What's happening?

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Speaker 4: Well, there's research that it does give earthworms nightmares if

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Speaker 4: you put a wind chime over the grass, nightmares.

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Speaker 6: Don't care about the earth tunnels.

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Speaker 3: That's on you, bro a little stuffy.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I get it. Brooks solution is to offer to

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Speaker 4: like her neighbors, push the poor people out. But not

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Speaker 4: everybody has that luxury, and some of us just have

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Speaker 4: the pettiest neighbor disputes that they've ever had to do,

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Speaker 4: Like this. One says, my trespassing neighbors cut down trees

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Speaker 4: on my side of the property. When I sent a

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Speaker 4: cease and desists letter. The wife threatened to ruin my

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 4: I sent an anonymous tip to the irs alerting them

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Speaker 4: Enjoy being audited, psycho.

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Speaker 3: Did you guys remember there was an old radio host

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Speaker 3: and so chopped down all the trees on public property.

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Speaker 3: Oh that was crazy, It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: He got just so much trouble at five tons of money.

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Speaker 3: They like wit in the middle of the night with

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Speaker 4: One person lived next to a house who did not

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Speaker 3: Come on, I mean, and there's a lot of people

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Speaker 4: The thing is, they still stay home that whole night,

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Speaker 4: big bold letters, stop our home does not celebrate Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Please do not knock on this door.

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Speaker 1: They're going to decorate. It's like a non decorate.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my gosh, they're gonna have like big x'es

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Speaker 5: and tape everyone Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, joke. Nothing says egg and tpe my house

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Speaker 4: like a big angry sign.

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Speaker 1: Like that turn the front porch light off.

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Speaker 4: We're looking at a survey that asked people to share

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Speaker 4: the weirdest stories about their pettiest neighbors. This one says,

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Speaker 4: I lived in a duplex where my neighbor couldn't comprehend

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Speaker 4: why I didn't want to hear his TV blasting through

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Speaker 4: attached a screenshot of their text conversation with their neighbors.

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Speaker 1: What does it say?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 4: They wrote, Hey, I need to get to bed. Could

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Speaker 4: you please lower the volume on your TV? The base

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Speaker 4: is coming through the walls. The neighbor's response, sorry, nah,

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Speaker 4: this is me in my living room. I'm good. Oh,

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Speaker 4: so they ride back. The base is literally shaking the

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Speaker 4: pictures on the walls of my bedroom. It's after two am,

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Speaker 4: please turn it down. The neighbors response, Dude, I'm watching

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Speaker 4: Shark Tank.

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Speaker 3: Sorry but relax, I mean you got to have that

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Speaker 3: base on for Shark Tank.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe this in Boom kind of side with

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Speaker 4: I had an extremely lazy neighbor who would literally pick

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Speaker 4: up her dog's poop from her grass and toss it

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Speaker 4: over the fence into my backyard. I'd go outside and

450
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 4: find clumps scattered everywhere.

451
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 5: I will smear that on your front door.

452
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: Just your hands.

453
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 4: No, that's just me. Remember I talked about on the

454
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 4: show how my neighbors for months would let their dog

455
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 4: out and it would go into my yard and use

456
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 4: the bathroom and then run back home.

457
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: I still think that your neighbors trained the dog to

458
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 1: do that.

459
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 4: I know there's no way they didn't realize that that

460
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 4: was happening.

461
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: Oh, they knew that was what They're like, Honey, don't

462
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 3: go by the window.

463
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,719
Speaker 1: He'll know that we see it.

464
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 4: And then they'd fly drones over my house while I

465
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 4: was sunbathing with my shirt off. I figured, you guys

466
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 4: saw the photos on So maybe we're looking at a

467
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 4: servey that asked people to share stories about their pettiest

468
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 4: neighbors that they've ever had to deal with.

469
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 5: I did see that picture on fans.

470
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 4: This one says We lived across the street from an

471
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 4: old couple who installed a giant floodlight that shone directly

472
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 4: into our bedroom all night long.

473
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 6: Those aren't supposed to go off.

474
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: Right, Well, you could turn off, they said.

475
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 4: We put up curtains, but it was still too bright,

476
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 4: so we politely asked that they turn it off at night,

477
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 4: or at least install a timer. Yeah, they refused, saying

478
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 4: to mind our own business. Come on, so I started

479
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: sneaking over and loosening their bulbs.

480
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, the same thing happened in my neighborhood in

481
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 3: my hometown. Really, yes, and our neighbors sent their little

482
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 3: girl up a ten foot pole because she was the

483
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 3: only one that could shim me up it, and she

484
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 3: loosened the bulbs, and then he never fixed it.

485
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 4: They go on, They say, when the elderly man asked

486
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: me if I ever had problems with my outside lights

487
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 4: coming loose, I told him yeah, and I blamed it

488
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 4: on the vibrations from traffic in our street. He said

489
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 4: he had the same problem, and I told him I

490
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 4: gave up and left him off. He did the same.

491
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 4: It's nice to win a neighbor fight. And finally, this

492
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 4: one says, one winter, I spent forty five minutes shoveling

493
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: my car out of deep snow so I could drive

494
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 4: to the grocery store. I was gone for half an hour,

495
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 4: and when I came back, my neighbor swooped in and

496
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 4: took the spot that I just shoveled. No, our apartment

497
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 4: complex doesn't have a signed parking but in the winter,

498
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 4: it's understood if you shovel a spot, it's yours. Yes,

499
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 4: So I was really upset. Went inside, filled up two

500
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 4: one gallon jugs of water, went back and poured them

501
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 4: out over his wind shield. Rinson repeat, Rinson repeat. I

502
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 4: must have poured about twelve gallons of water onto his car.

503
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 4: By the time I was done. It was already freezing.

504
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 4: By the time I poured that last bucket. It sat overnight,

505
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 4: and the next morning I got to watch as he

506
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,959
Speaker 4: helplessly tried to scrape off layer after layer of ice

507
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 4: off of his wind shield.

508
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 1: The problem with that is that he didn't understand.

509
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 3: He's like, wow, it really got frozen, Like he didn't

510
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 3: know that he it was because of the parking.

511
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 10: Star bad luck.

512
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, why is my car the only one that's completely

513
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 4: in case the ice wild those were the pettiest, most

514
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 4: passive aggressive neighbor stories that people have ever had to

515
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 4: deal with. Definitely, we got your phone tap coming up

516
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 4: right after this.

517
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

518
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 4: Can you convince a total stranger to lie for you?

519
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We put that

520
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 4: idea to the test in today's call when Brooke reaches

521
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 4: out to a restaurant and gives the employee very specific

522
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 4: instructions and these are things that normally he would never

523
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 4: agree to do. But you know Brook, she's very demanding

524
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 4: and very convincing.

525
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 9: That's right.

526
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: So we'll see if he bends to the pressure, or

527
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 4: if he breaks in your phone tap right now?

528
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 8: Another?

529
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 9: Or how can I help you?

530
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 4: Hi?

531
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: I know this is going to sound strange, but I

532
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 1: need your help.

533
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 9: Are you Are you a customer or a delivery person? No?

534
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: No, just listen, just listen.

535
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: My husband is about to call in a few minutes

536
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 3: when he's gonna ask if you have any openings this

537
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: Thursday night for an anniversary dinner?

538
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 2: Are you following me?

539
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 9: And yet we do have openings on Thursday? Do you

540
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 9: want a reservation? No?

541
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: Do not tell him that.

542
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 3: What can you just say that you're completely booked, or

543
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 3: there's a kitchen fire or rats whatever, just say you

544
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 3: can't do it.

545
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. You don't want a

546
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 9: reservation or you.

547
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 3: Listen, I don't have a lot of time. It's our

548
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 3: ten year anniversary. We go there every single year and

549
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 3: no offense. But I want a nicer restaurant.

550
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 9: Sorry, what it's not you.

551
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: It's just that I don't want to do the same

552
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: like onion ring on my finger.

553
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 3: Pretend we're getting proposed again in the same stupid booth.

554
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, I mean I understand, but you know this

555
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 9: is a nice restaurant. We have nice set here.

556
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Okay, I have to go. His car

557
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 2: just pulled up. His name is Kevin. Whatever you do,

558
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: do not let him get a reservation.

559
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 4: It's what I.

560
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 9: Well can be stro How can I help you?

561
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 4: Hi, I'd like to book a dinner reservation for Thursday.

562
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 9: Night, please, Okay, how many?

563
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 4: It's for two? Okay, my wife and I are going

564
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 4: to be celebrating her ten year anniversary. Actually my name

565
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 4: is Kevin Johnson, so this is is really our favorite

566
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 4: spot to go.

567
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 13: Oh you you said, uh, you said did you say Thursday.

568
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 4: Yes, Thursday night, hopefully around seven pm if that's available.

569
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 9: Let me uh, let me check.

570
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 4: Okay, is there a problem we we have we uh,

571
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 4: we have so many people.

572
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 12: Uh what are you?

573
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

574
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 9: You know this doesn't happen a lot. But we are

575
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 9: totally booked on Thursday, Thursday night, we are booked.

576
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 4: You're what do you mean you're booked? You guys are

577
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 4: never fully booked.

578
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 9: There's a bunch of people from out of town coming in.

579
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 4: Really, and there's only a reservation for two. We just

580
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: need two seats.

581
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 13: Well, the thing is there's a conference in town with Swedes.

582
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 13: They're all they're all doctors and they're very important. Uh,

583
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 13: therefore the back doctors on the back and they just

584
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 13: they wanted all the seats.

585
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 9: That's just nothing I can do.

586
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 4: We come there every single year in our anniversary. We

587
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 4: have never had an issue getting a table, and now

588
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 4: suddenly there's a bunch of Swedish back doctors having a conference.

589
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 4: This doesn't make sense.

590
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 9: That is one true.

591
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 4: Did my wife did my wife call ahead and say

592
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 4: something to you?

593
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 9: No, No, I need.

594
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 4: To be honest with me to the reservation honestly, not

595
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 4: great because he says they're totally booked that night and

596
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: that later there's like some sort of Swedish back doctor

597
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 4: convention that they're doing, and you want to talk to them.

598
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what's your name?

599
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 9: Less?

600
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 5: Less?

601
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,719
Speaker 1: This is absolutely the first time I've talked to you,

602
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: isn't it?

603
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 9: Who is this? This is? I don't know you? What's

604
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 9: going on?

605
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: Let me just talk to Less here, honey? It's fine.

606
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

607
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: So my husband here tells me for the very first

608
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 3: time that it sounds like you're busy that night.

609
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 9: Yes, we are busy. There's Swedish men coming.

610
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: That is interesting, Yeah, really interesting.

611
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 3: You know what, Less, I'm going to try to get

612
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 3: creative with you here because this is.

613
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: Important to my husband's I know, I know. I know

614
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: you're upset.

615
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 9: I know you're I really need to go. I gotta

616
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 9: get back to work.

617
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know. So I'm going to put

618
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: it out there.

619
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: If you do find us at table, you could come

620
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 3: home with us that.

621
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 4: Night the swing.

622
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: When he gets here.

623
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: I don't too much, babe.

624
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 9: Listen, I don't know what's going on right now, but

625
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 9: this is getting super weird, and I am funny because

626
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 9: it's not weird.

627
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: Yet it's gonna be weird later when you hear it

628
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: on the radio.

629
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 9: Here hear it on the radio. I don't understand.

630
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell him money?

631
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 2: I should tell him.

632
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: This isn't some weird married couple.

633
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 3: It's actually Brooke and Jeffrey from the radio show Brook

634
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey, Good morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

635
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 9: No way, this was a joke.

636
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 2: Yes, very much so.

637
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 9: God go worker.

638
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 3: Doug set you up for a break phone call. He said,

639
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 3: it's been bored around the restaurant lately.

640
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 9: That was so awkward.

641
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 4: I didn't hear how.

642
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: You handled Kevin when he called in. Was it hard

643
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: to tell him?

644
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 9: No?

645
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was trying to make up something about Swedish guys.

646
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 13: I don't know where that changes from.

647
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 4: Actually, the Swedish guys could come home with us too, I've.

648
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 2: Gotten for everyone.

649
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 9: Sure, sure, no, thank you?

650
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 8: Weak up. Every morning was fum tabs weekday mornings on

651
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 8: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

652
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 4: There's so many life hacks being shared online it could

653
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 4: be hard to identify, like which ones are actually good?

654
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn true.

655
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: But trust me when I say recently used running socks

656
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: do not make good toilet seed warmers, don't even try it.

657
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 4: But one of our listeners says she heard about a

658
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 4: dating life hack on the internet and decided to test

659
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 4: it out, and surprisingly it worked even better than she expected.

660
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 4: On her first try, she was able to lock down

661
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 4: a date. Now, could this hack change your love life too?

662
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 4: Maybe you got to hear it in a brand new

663
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 4: second date update right after this second date up date.

664
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 4: Meeting a good single guy is like finding an open

665
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 4: parking space at Costco on a second and they exist.

666
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't believe that you got to

667
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: be aggressive, Yes, got.

668
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 4: To be aggressive and get kind of lucky with it.

669
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 4: Or you could be like Brook and parking the rear

670
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 4: blocking the fire lane next to the rod of dumpsters

671
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 4: and just call it a day.

672
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: I didn't block the handicapped parking spot, So.

673
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 4: How thoughtful? Point is? Finding good men not easy? And

674
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 4: that's why our listener Laura says she had to find

675
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 4: a strategy to help her find a decent dude, and

676
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 4: apparently she came up with one. So Laura, welcome to

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 14: Hi.

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Speaker 3: Is it bad that I'm hoping that your strategy also

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Speaker 3: helps me in the Costco parking.

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Speaker 4: Lot at all, tell us about this guy that you

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Speaker 4: met and the strategy that you used to find him.

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Speaker 14: So first, let me start by saying, and I'm sure

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Speaker 14: everyone can late to this, that I have met so

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Speaker 14: many people that were duds on both both on the

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Speaker 14: apps and in person.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The problem is is we think we're catches.

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Speaker 3: Us are awful, Yeah, exact true, just a dodge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 14: So a while back, I was listening to this podcast

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Speaker 14: and this girl was giving some really fabulous dating advice.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, was it a Lexus on our Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffery.

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Speaker 4: Why what did she say?

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Speaker 14: Well, she said that women are in general having a

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Speaker 14: hard time finding a guy that's well put together. Like

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Speaker 14: you can meet a guy and he'll be great at first,

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Speaker 14: and then everything just goes south really really.

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Speaker 4: Quickly, which is different than women who are perfect right away.

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Speaker 11: No no, no, no, no, it's a two way street.

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Speaker 11: I'll admit it's a two way street.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So what was the solution?

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Speaker 14: Okay, so you're gonna love this girl to go to

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Speaker 14: the gym at nine am on a Saturday, and the

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Speaker 14: reason being because most guys who are let's just be

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Speaker 14: polite and say not put together would never be at the.

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Speaker 11: Gym at nine am.

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Speaker 14: On a Saturday because they were probably out partying the

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Speaker 14: night before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not just on a Saturday early like ever, I'm

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Speaker 4: not going to the gym. Yeah I'm done.

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Speaker 5: But that's actually a decent strategy.

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Speaker 4: But you don't agree.

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Speaker 1: No, let me get it. Yeah, sure I get it,

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Speaker 1: but I think even earlier than that. Yeah, busy at

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Speaker 1: nine Do you have a.

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Speaker 5: Body who literally works out to get rid of his hangover?

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Speaker 9: He sweat?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I get the idea, though, you want to go

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Speaker 4: at a time when like all the party guys are

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Speaker 4: supposedly it's too early for them.

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Speaker 3: Yet or if they are people who party, they can

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Speaker 3: manage it, you know, they still work out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's perseverance right there. What's the talent like at

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Speaker 4: the gym at nine am on a Saturday?

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Speaker 11: Shockingly a lot of really cute, well put together man okay.

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Speaker 1: Jack putt Okay? Yeah, So did you have your pick

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Speaker 1: or what.

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Speaker 11: I had my pick?

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Speaker 14: I got like all decked out and I put on

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Speaker 14: my favorite Lululemons and I got like all up in there.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So who did you meet?

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Speaker 14: I met a guy named Franklin.

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Speaker 1: Franklin, Yeah, and I'm not gonna I'm.

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Speaker 11: Not gonna lie. I legit set myself as bait.

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Speaker 4: How what did you do?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 11: Like I said, I got all.

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Speaker 14: Decked out, and you know, I kind of like alluded

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Speaker 14: to the fact that I didn't know what.

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Speaker 11: I was doing, and so yeah, I'm ashamed to say it,

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Speaker 11: but I did.

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Speaker 14: And he came over and kind of helped me figure

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Speaker 14: out how to use the machine that I was working on.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it worked out.

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Speaker 14: We had a nice little conversation and eventually he asked

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Speaker 14: me out, Oh it works.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still picturing you guys at the machine, Like,

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Speaker 4: did he come up behind you and like help you

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Speaker 4: push the levers?

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Speaker 11: This is not porn, hob take it easy over there.

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Speaker 4: That more like ghosts like with the pottery go ahead.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: No, I just kind of was like, I can't lift

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Speaker 14: these giant plates.

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Speaker 11: Can you help mecha?

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Speaker 1: I need a big strong man to help me rescue me.

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Speaker 4: So was the gym your date or did you guys

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Speaker 4: like go out for real?

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Speaker 14: No, we went out.

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Speaker 11: He took me to dinner at Nobu.

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Speaker 4: Whoa I know, I know, and.

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Speaker 11: I had never been there, so I was really excited.

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Speaker 14: He suggested it, and I was like, wow, you know

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Speaker 14: that's a little expensive.

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Speaker 1: But did you say that, Like.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I was like, whoa nobo?

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Speaker 14: Okay, first date, that's like setting your bar really high.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 4: So how was it?

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Speaker 11: It was amazing. We had a really good time. We

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Speaker 11: really connected.

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Speaker 14: We tried some new sushi together, which is always an

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Speaker 14: interesting conversation piece, at least like you had before.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, did you play the damsel in distress again and

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Speaker 4: be like, oh, I don't know how to use these chopsticks.

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Speaker 4: I wish a big strong man could come over here

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Speaker 4: and show me.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 14: I actually had a friend that was Japanese who told

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Speaker 14: me that they don't use chop sticks, that they actually

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Speaker 14: use their fingers.

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Speaker 11: So when I eat sushi, I eat my hands.

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Speaker 4: That's a look.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true or not, but I

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Speaker 3: think it's really funny if your friend was trolling new.

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Speaker 5: An idiot just double fisted and sushi on the table.

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Speaker 4: All right, so you had some hands sushi. That's nice

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Speaker 4: hand sushi.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, And then I mean they call them hand rolls,

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Speaker 11: right yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what about the connection with Franklin?

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Speaker 14: No, we really did connect and we were talking like future,

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Speaker 14: which was was kind of like I was kind of

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Speaker 14: like yeah, like we were talking about like traveling together

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Speaker 14: and like going skydiving and listen, you're on.

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Speaker 3: The phone with us. There has to be something bad

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Speaker 3: that happened in the night.

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Speaker 4: Already sounds bad though. Someone that's this put together, that's.

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Speaker 1: It's getting weird now.

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Speaker 4: It's like serial killer. Nobody's this charming and put I know,

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Speaker 4: I know, wee wow. All right, So how did you

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Speaker 4: end it?

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Speaker 14: We ended the night with a hug, and I assumed

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Speaker 14: that we'd go out again, of course, because he had

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Speaker 14: such a great time. And I haven't heard from him

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Speaker 14: in like two weeks.

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Speaker 11: He just disappeared.

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Speaker 2: Have you reached out to him or have you going

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Speaker 2: to the gym?

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Speaker 11: Okay?

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Speaker 14: So I reached out to him just one time. I

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Speaker 14: didn't want to see meaty and no, I never went

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Speaker 14: back to the gym on the Saturday morning.

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Speaker 11: So I'm actually thinking it could be that because.

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Speaker 14: Maybe he thinks that I just went to the gym,

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Speaker 14: like I set my own trap, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that guys put that much thought into

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Speaker 1: where they made me.

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Speaker 4: They care, I don't know if they care No, I'm

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Speaker 4: not even gonna put very much thought into leaving this break.

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Speaker 4: So let's come back and call this guy and do

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Speaker 4: your second date update right after this second date update.

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Speaker 4: Who knew nine am on Saturday was prime time for

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Speaker 4: available hobbies at the gym?

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows now it's going to be slimmed.

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Speaker 4: Our listener Laura knew because she heard about it on

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Speaker 4: a podcast, so she went to check it out, and

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Speaker 4: that's where she met hunky and responsible Franklin. He showed

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Speaker 4: her how to lift a five pound dumbbell. She showed

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Speaker 4: him how to eat sushi with your hands at nobu.

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Speaker 6: Is the traditional way.

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Speaker 4: Jem apparently seemed like a match made in heaven, but

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Speaker 4: Franklin has now gone two weeks without setting up another date.

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Speaker 4: So either that finger sushi hit real wrong or something

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Speaker 4: else is going on, so do not.

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Speaker 3: Call it finger sushi sushi hit good.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just see the tip of a thumb or something.

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Speaker 9: It's hit Brook.

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Speaker 4: What do you think is going on?

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Speaker 3: I know, I mean dating's just so hard and people

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Speaker 3: have so many options, and life is so busy.

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Speaker 1: It's just it could not be you at.

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Speaker 5: All, could be literally anything.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean everything you describe sounded perfect, okay, but's

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Speaker 3: like the hand sushi.

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Speaker 4: Did you explain why you were eating with your hands?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 6: You know, just do it?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, of course, all right.

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Speaker 4: Alexis thinks that the issue is the hand sushi thing

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Speaker 4: about his kind of gross.

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Speaker 1: If someone, just Alexis, doesn't know how to eat sushi.

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Speaker 4: And you weren't feeding each other sushi with your hands, right,

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Speaker 4: it was your own hands.

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Speaker 1: I think that sounds fun.

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Speaker 4: That's how you get banned from nob forever. But let's

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Speaker 4: call Franklin here. Let's call Franklin and see if he

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Speaker 4: has some answers for us. Hopefully he picks up, but

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Speaker 4: I'm downing it right now.

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Speaker 9: Thank you? All right?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hello, Hey is this Franklin?

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Speaker 9: Uh? Yeah, who's speaking?

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Speaker 1: Man? I knew he didn't answer and be put together?

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Speaker 1: Right now?

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Speaker 4: He does sound put together. My name is jeff and

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Speaker 4: you're actually on a radio show right now called Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Morning.

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Speaker 9: Why am I on a radio show right now? What's

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Speaker 9: going on?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 4: One of our listeners asked us to reach out to

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Speaker 4: you because she had a great time getting sushi the

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Speaker 4: other day. Her name is Laura.

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Speaker 9: Oh, God, Laura, she.

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Speaker 2: Is such a fun show.

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Speaker 4: So you liked her?

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Speaker 2: It sounds I like it.

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Speaker 1: I like, let's let's sake that.

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Speaker 8: God.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura, is that how you meant it?

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Speaker 4: Franklin, No, no, no, I normally don't misread people.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that is so crazy, Like what a disconnect between

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Speaker 3: how she described you and your reaction?

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Speaker 5: She loved the date?

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Speaker 9: All right? Yeah? So is that is that all you

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Speaker 9: need to ask me about?

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00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: Well? No, we uh so there's more to this. We're

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Speaker 4: doing a segment called the second Date Update because Laura

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Speaker 4: really wants to hang out again with you, and she's

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Speaker 4: a little bit confused about why that hasn't happened in

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Speaker 4: the two weeks since you went to Nobu together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Uh yeah, I don't I don't know, man, I'm I'm

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Speaker 9: not sure if I'm really capable of dating her.

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Speaker 6: Why.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what does that mean?

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Speaker 6: What do you mean?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I don't know if I can keep up with her

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Speaker 9: lifestyle because she seems uh high maintenance, you know what

906
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 9: I mean?

907
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 5: I thought you were kind of a high maintenance one.

908
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 4: Taking we're trying to get on your roster even so,

909
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: hold on, slow down, guys, we're that was her idea,

910
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 4: not mine.

911
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: What she told us, it was your idea, and she

912
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 3: was like, no, let's not do that.

913
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: It's too expensive.

914
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 9: No, no, no. We were kind of tossing ideas back

915
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 9: and forth about where to go, and I think she

916
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 9: was the one that actually suggested no, but not me.

917
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 3: But but you agreed to it, I mean a different place.

918
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 9: Yeah. I didn't want to seem too difficult, so I

919
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 9: just kind of went with it. And I honestly didn't

920
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 9: realize what I was getting it to.

921
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 4: Oh god, you didn't know.

922
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: You didn't know, You didn't know.

923
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: Nobody's like this high end, super expensive restaurant price.

924
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 9: No, no, no, I'm a Chick fil a kind of guy,

925
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 9: like I, well, I mean that's.

926
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 4: What one tier below. Ye, it's pretty close.

927
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: The only time I've been is with my agent.

928
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so did you pay the bit? Like how much?

929
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 4: Can we ask how much it was?

930
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, instead of a nice little Chick fil a

931
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 9: forty dollars being like four hundred dollars.

932
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 7: Oh no, I feel bad for you, dude.

933
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 4: I thought she knew.

934
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 3: Okay, but honestly, like she thought that you were up

935
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: for it, Like she thought she played it as your choice.

936
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 4: She was pressed because you were in it together.

937
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, not quite. It was definitely her suggestion, and that

938
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 9: gives me that whole idea that she's expecting this pretty frequently.

939
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 9: And then she started talking about into things like skydiving

940
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 9: and hang gliding and had my head spinning. There's no

941
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 9: way I can afford this girl.

942
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: Okay, people talk about fun things that are expeci Yeah.

943
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 4: I feel like this has been a little bit of

944
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 4: a miscommunication, a misunderstanding because we didn't get that impression

945
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 4: from her. And you can actually ask her yourself, Franklin,

946
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 4: because Laura has been waiting on the other line wanting

947
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 4: to talk to you.

948
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, you got to set up. Thank you.

949
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 5: It's international phone calls charging.

950
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 3: The good news is usually really wealthy people don't call

951
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 3: our show.

952
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know standards.

953
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 4: Anyway, Laura talked to Franklin.

954
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 11: Hey, Franklin, Laura, what are you?

955
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 9: What are you doing put me on this radio show? Like,

956
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 9: what's going on? You putting on blast?

957
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 14: What are you doing being a typical jerk and disappearing

958
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 14: and not texting me back and letting me know what's

959
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 14: going on?

960
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 5: What the heck?

961
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: Where did that come from she's mad.

962
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 14: Well two weeks, dude, two weeks I thought had a

963
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 14: really good time. And by the way, guys, Nobu was

964
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 14: not my suggestion, it was his, he it was yours.

965
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: He didn't even know what it was. How could he

966
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: suggest it?

967
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 14: Like, yeah, maybe maybe I brought it up, but he

968
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 14: agreed to it.

969
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 4: It was well, Franklin, you did mess up there, So y'ata.

970
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 9: Admit that or I didn't want to be difficult or anything,

971
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 9: all right. I just kind of went with the idea

972
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 9: and I thought sure. And I had never been to Nobu,

973
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 9: so I had I had no idea what was going on.

974
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 5: He didn't know he was signing up.

975
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: I mean, do you feel like some empathy towards him?

976
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 13: Now?

977
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 11: He probably he probably googled a coupon for Nobu before we.

978
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 9: Went out, now that I'm hearing all this, Listen, I

979
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 9: looked for a coupon, But doesn't mean you did.

980
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 2: That's okay, Yeah.

981
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 11: Well, there's nothing wrong with going to NOBU on a

982
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 11: first day.

983
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, no, but you hear what he's saying, right, Like

984
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 4: he thinks that you are like probably wanting too much

985
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 4: money out of him, and like.

986
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 11: I'm not looking to take his money. I make money too.

987
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 11: It's not about that. There's nothing wrong with living extravagantly.

988
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 1: Totally. I think Jeffrey explained it wrong. He just thinks

989
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: that maybe your.

990
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 3: Lifestyle and his lifestyle don't meet up in the budget world.

991
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't realize

992
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 11: he was just cheap. I mean.

993
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 3: The theater.

994
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 4: What'd you say?

995
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 11: I said, I realized he was this cheap.

996
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 14: He probably brings his own popcorn to the dollar theater.

997
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 7: Oh, dollar theater.

998
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.

999
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 9: Well, now we're getting I didn't know you were this rude.

1000
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 9: The sery turn off every time you start talking.

1001
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I get it.

1002
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 11: It's not about rude.

1003
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 14: If we were just talking about the future and I

1004
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 14: thought you were on board, it seems like you were

1005
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 14: agreeing with everything with me, So obviously you're not being

1006
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 14: your authentic self on dates.

1007
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 11: Wow, okay, you probably asked Charity if they have a

1008
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 11: happy hour special or something.

1009
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 1: Did these down?

1010
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 10: God?

1011
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 9: No, wonder you were single.

1012
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 4: Franklin, he's gone.

1013
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 11: He grossed you too, all right.

1014
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 4: All right, Well Franklin decided he didn't want to be

1015
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 4: a part of this anymore.

1016
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 5: Poor guy.

1017
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 4: Literally, Oh man, just.

1018
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 3: For the record, it's not bad to bring your own

1019
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: popcorn into a movie theaters.

1020
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 2: I've definitely been there.

1021
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: I think we all agree with that. But the fact

1022
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 4: that it's a dollar theater, I mean, how expensive could

1023
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 4: the popcorn be.

1024
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 11: Honestly, it's not that it's expensive. It's usually just stale.

1025
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 11: But that's the size the point.

1026
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, popcorn?

1027
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: I guess no more gym at nine am.

1028
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 4: Huh yeah, no, all right, Well we don't get a

1029
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 4: chance to ask for another day. But yeah, you scared

1030
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 4: him off pretty quickly.

1031
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 14: You should find a more exclusive Jim Richard, maybe I

1032
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 14: can go a date with one of you.

1033
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm always instinctly I thought you wanted somebody who was rich.

1034
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, no, Jeffrey. In the morning, there's a

1035
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 4: lot of texts coming in at seven, eight, five, nine

1036
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 4: two from our listeners asking what is Nobu? Oh yeah,

1037
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 4: misspelled multiple ways.

1038
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: That does that hurt your little privileged heart?

1039
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are listeners, but that's why we love them.

1040
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 4: By the way, if you don't know, google Nobu n

1041
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 4: O b U sushi restaurant, very very high end.

1042
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 3: It's actually a chain though, which is a funny to me,

1043
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 3: but it is like so expensive.

1044
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 5: And sushi for people that want to pay triple Yeah.

1045
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 4: I've never been there, but I know. Brooks sends pictures

1046
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 4: of herself dining there to her sponsored children in third

1047
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 4: world's countries, saying, Hi and Dari, I met Nobu again

1048
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 4: third time this week. Sorry to hear your dad lost

1049
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 4: his fishing job and has to go back to the cannery.

1050
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 4: I'll text you next week, all right, Brooke starting to believe.

1051
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: That this stuff is actually real.

1052
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 4: Jeff Yeah, he may sho have some class a little bit, Brooke.

1053
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 4: An unsuccessful second date. We are going to try again tomorrow,

1054
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 4: though with a new couple. Make sure you email the

1055
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 4: show if you want some help with your love life.

1056
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and

1057
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 4: go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1058
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 4: get your podcasts at.

1059
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,959
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1060
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 4: I think it's time to unveil a show secret that

1061
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 4: some hardcore listeners may already know. But a lot of

1062
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 4: people think that my parody songs are just a bunch

1063
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 4: of silly jokes about popular holidays and professions.

1064
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 5: I mean literally what they are, though, what.

1065
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 4: Else, Well, there's so much more than that. If you

1066
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 4: play them in reverse, sometimes you can hear secret, hidden

1067
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 4: messages like I put a lot of work into this,

1068
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 4: I have no idea.

1069
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1070
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 4: Like, for example, you might remember this song about the

1071
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 4: girl scout selling cookies. I did they hunt near the

1072
00:51:58,560 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: grocery shop.

1073
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 12: The rays like tiny French black off.

1074
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 4: By the doors.

1075
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 12: They wave to you, but don't lock guys, Oil'll be screwed. Okay,

1076
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 12: sounds okay, But what happens if you play that exact

1077
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 12: same part backwards.

1078
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 4: Let's listen.

1079
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 10: Bunzling money, Wow, puzzling money.

1080
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 3: If I get audited by the I R S because

1081
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 3: you're a dumb joke, have.

1082
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 4: Finally been served. So this is shocking, shocking news. Make

1083
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 4: sure you're listening to my brand new song of the

1084
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 4: week and you might just learn about Brooks secret third

1085
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 4: love child that she's too ashamed to acknowledge in public.

1086
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 4: It's coming up right after this. It is time for

1087
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 4: my song of the week. And a big thing for

1088
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 4: our show in the last year or so is our

1089
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 4: social media. I don't know if you follow us, but

1090
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 4: you definitely should. At Brook and Jeffrey, we have loser lines,

1091
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 4: phone taps, post a lot of just crazy stuff.

1092
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 1: On the second dates go up now on our social

1093
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: media too.

1094
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 4: And this next point I'm going to bring up. Our

1095
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 4: producer told me don't say it, oh, because it sounds cringe,

1096
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna say it. Cuse on TikTok, we are

1097
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 4: the fastest growing radio station in the country. Yes, We're

1098
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 4: talking hundreds of thousands of followers and subscribers and like

1099
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 4: thousands more being added each day. It's kind of crazy.

1100
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 3: And I think what's crazy about it too, Like we're

1101
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: like number two for the most follows for shows, but

1102
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 3: we don't have celebrities.

1103
00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 2: Like everybody else.

1104
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 3: All the other morning programs have celebrities that push that

1105
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 3: those numbers.

1106
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 4: Something's wrong with the algorithm or something. And I know

1107
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 4: for our digital producer what keeps him up at night

1108
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 4: are the swirling rumors that TikTok might get banned. Oh,

1109
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 4: China owns it. Politicians don't trust it, they want to

1110
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,479
Speaker 4: get rid of it. It's like, of course, the one

1111
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,280
Speaker 4: we're most successful at, that's the one they're like, nope,

1112
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 4: shut it down.

1113
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: But were causing that.

1114
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 5: The offshore social media?

1115
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the domestic stuff. We're terrible at.

1116
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: Black market of radio shows.

1117
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 4: That's our niche. But honestly, I mean the site has

1118
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 4: become so popular has it gotten too big to get

1119
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 4: rid of now?

1120
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 6: I think.

1121
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 4: The average number of daily views that they get is

1122
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 4: well over a billion now crazy, And it's not just

1123
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 4: like silly dance videos anymore. People use it for everything,

1124
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 4: for entertainment and tutorials or just venting about rude people

1125
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 4: at the waffle house where you work.

1126
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Speaker 1: Which is full of them.

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00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so much content from those waffle houses and.

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Speaker 4: It just so happens. This month is TikTok's eight year anniversary,

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00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 4: so I need to sing about it before they unplug

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00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 4: those US service forever.

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00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it makes sense it was musically before

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00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 3: it was TikTok's that's right.

1133
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 4: So that's why instead of doing the Disney song from

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00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 4: Lion King Hakuna Matata, it's Young Jeffreys Consumer Tiktoka. So

1135
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 4: please follow us at Brooke and Jeffrey while the page

1136
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 4: is still active, Fire.

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00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 5: Along TikTok though people are gonna be TikTok on TikTok.

1138
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: I want to sing along, jeff I love this song.

1139
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 4: See point when I'm ready, here we go Point Consumer

1140
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 4: Tiktoka till my eyes are in pain. Yes see Karen's

1141
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 4: go Gaga getting kicked off a plan. I rewatch thirty

1142
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 4: videos of moon Day. It's a comedy cook company.

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00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 6: So you a TikToker?

1144
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 4: Did you say Tiktoka? Yeah, it's an app. Senator's used

1145
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 4: to that china? What of that china?

1146
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 9: Uh?

1147
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 4: Well you can see one of those if you go

1148
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 4: to only Things What look. TikTok is a haven of

1149
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 4: video entertainment and life hacks. Why it taught me to

1150
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 4: mow a lawn and how to put me up?

1151
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 9: All I know?

1152
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,320
Speaker 4: You can watch street performers with the voices of silk

1153
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 4: or a baby kitten slipping in a puddle of milk.

1154
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 4: Some political posts can offend for shore, but I still

1155
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 4: leave a like because I'm so to meal the same way.

1156
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 6: It's a fact cut into it.

1157
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 4: It's cald what the plantating tips come through? On the

1158
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 4: guy the ho Jeffrey, Not unless it's true love, okay.

1159
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 4: The dancing a lotta just like Addison Ray and lip sing.

1160
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 4: The data search traps on display. They prefer no speaking.

1161
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 6: Just like a hobby.

1162
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 4: The man scrolling constantly My one hobby. Peru's in tiktoka

1163
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 4: approximately ten hours, laydil, keep squeeze.

1164
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 8: That's suspicious.

1165
00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm in the pussy fighter.

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00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 4: The moment they're eating the doors, they're eating the cash

1167
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 4: they cook up for top. They built up pinata, they

1168
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 4: dance up the bottom, they jump on sonata.

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00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 6: It's free.

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00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 4: You don't worry, but soon it might go away. Viral recipes,

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00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 4: song parodies. I choose a tiktoka. I don't mean the

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00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 4: clott I watch in the taka flash mom in a poker,

1173
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 4: cool ripplays of soccer they do in the hakka review

1174
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 4: and enchiladas Hi you got tiktoka consumer tiktaka. Was that

1175
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 4: sexy voice really necessary?

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00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 6: I liked it?

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00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 3: I I think that this needs to play the next

1179
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: government whatever they do where they get together and they

1180
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 3: talk about it the panel.

1181
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of Likese's idea.

1182
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: I'll know all of the lawmakers to sleep.

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00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 4: Yes, we'll see enjoy TikTok while it's still around. Hopefully

1184
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 4: it lasts, but I'm going.

1185
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: To consume a tiktoka.

1186
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 2: Go do this up so I can get online.

1187
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 4: Go follow us at Brook and Jeffrey and you can

1188
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 4: watch this video. We're gonna post it up on all

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00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 4: of our socials along with TikTok with all the lyrics there,

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00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 4: and you could text in seventy eight five nine two

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00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 4: and tell us what you thought about it.

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00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,439
Speaker 6: I loved it.

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00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 4: I am exhausted.

1194
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: It's so your wheelhouse.

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00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go take a nap though. So that

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00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 4: was song of the.

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Speaker 8: Week, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Got a text

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Speaker 4: in seventy eight five nine two that says I actually

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00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 4: learned about your show from a TikTok video, thanks for

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00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 4: being here. It says I was searching STDs and it

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00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 4: just came up.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 5: Do you mean Jose Blani.

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01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't gonna say it, but you did a Jose,

1205
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: so thank you.

1206
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 4: I'd probably see your doctor about this after you.

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01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 2: Have you the answers.

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01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what the cures are on there. Yes, if

1209
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 4: you're not sure what we're talking about. I just sang

1210
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 4: a song for TikTok's birthday, and instead of doing the

1211
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 4: Lion Kings song Hakuna Matata, I did my own version

1212
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 4: called consumer Tiktoka.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're getting a lot of text into seventy

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01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 4: five nine to two about it, Brook, What are you sing?

1216
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 3: I like this one that says before I heard your song,

1217
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: I was one hundred percent in favor of banning TikTok

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01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 3: from our country.

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01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: WHOA, now I'm a million percent in favor.

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01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, we are kind of ruining.

1221
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 5: Our darn it.

1222
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: Not that good at math, but that's not a good percentage.

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01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm TikTok. I'll force you to do like Mamma

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01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 5: jama Instagramma.

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01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 4: Please please know I like if you missed it, if

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01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 4: you want to hear it again, we're gonna put it

1227
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 4: up on the Brook and jeff TikTok page. Yeah, well

1228
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 4: it's active. We'll also have it on YouTube, Facebook, and yes,

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01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 4: Instagram for your viewing and listening pleasure.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 10: USUS.

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01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 4: You got a new player named Tiana on the phone

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01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 4: right now, and that should sound familiar because Brooke, you've

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01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 4: actually met Tiana in person before. You have such a

1235
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 4: great memory, especially when it comes to meeting listeners. Why

1236
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 4: don't you remind everybody where did you meet Tiana?

1237
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 5: You're never gonna forget it.

1238
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: We met Tiana and it was at that great place, and.

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01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,959
Speaker 1: You came up and we hugged and we talked.

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01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 4: Where was it again, Broke, Where was it?

1241
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 6: What was the name of that place?

1242
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 4: You guys had a long conversation with each other, very long.

1243
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 3: It was outdoors and indoors, and they serve food in

1244
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 3: some areas but not.

1245
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 4: The Remember you hugged her and said, I am never

1246
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 4: ever gonna forget this, And yes.

1247
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: I remember that. And there was a park nearby.

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01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 4: Within a few miles.

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01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was in a city.

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01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 4: Good, okay, Tiana, Why don't you help Broke out? Where

1251
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 4: did you guys meet?

1252
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 6: We met at the four twenty five Women to.

1253
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 4: Watch Yes, at the Women to Watch Yes.

1254
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 9: And then we took a picture.

1255
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 11: And I told you that I actually got swim gear

1256
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 11: so I could listen to your show every single day

1257
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 11: while I'm swimming in the pool.

1258
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 5: What are you a scuba diver?

1259
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 1: Wait? How do you listen in the pool?

1260
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 2: Because I got the special swim They're called sigos.

1261
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: Dude, that's cool.

1262
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 6: It's like water.

1263
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 4: Remember she told you this the last time that you

1264
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 4: guys met Brook.

1265
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 3: Yes, I told you this.

1266
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 9: I know you remember.

1267
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought you told me. You just used

1268
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,439
Speaker 1: it in a hot tub.

1269
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just remember the frequently though I moved frequently,

1270
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 9: even though I play you every day.

1271
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 4: Well, it's not going to happen. It's yan, I believe

1272
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 4: in you. Brook is leaving the studio. So let's go

1273
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 4: over the rules. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many

1274
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 4: questions as possible if you don't know, and you could

1275
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 4: say pass, but you have to beat her outright if

1276
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 4: you want to win? Are you ready? I am ready?

1277
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 4: All right, all right, good luck. Your time starts now.

1278
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 4: Google launched its search engine on this day in what

1279
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 4: year of the nineties, ninety four, ninety six or ninety

1280
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 4: eight ninety four. Rocky the Mountain Lion is the mascot

1281
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 4: for what NBA team, not the Bolls. In America? What

1282
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 4: state does the highest number of natural waterfalls? Hawaii, Washington

1283
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 4: or Alaska?

1284
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 11: Alaska?

1285
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 4: Kidneys are responsible for making urine, but what organ is

1286
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 4: responsible for storing it? But on the TV show The Simpsons,

1287
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 4: what's the name of the Cat and Mouse cartoon that

1288
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 4: the family watches?

1289
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 11: Oh?

1290
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 4: Will and Grace, Oh, I wish they'd watched that on

1291
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 4: that show. That's great. Now Brook's coming back into the studio.

1292
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 4: Brook I'm sure you remember this about it, Tiana, because

1293
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 4: you guys met But she is a doctor who does

1294
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 4: like laser and botox sort of things. Now, Tiana, since

1295
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 4: you've seen Brook in person, and what the work would

1296
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 4: you do on her? If you've got free reign, anything

1297
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 4: you wanted to choose, Well.

1298
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 6: You can also check all the above box check No,

1299
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 6: she's a beautiful person.

1300
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 4: You're a lost cause, Brooke. No amount of work could

1301
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 4: fix the problems that are going on over there.

1302
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: I've never even started with.

1303
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 4: It, all right, why even try?

1304
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: Yep, that's right.

1305
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 4: We appreciate your honesty there, Tiana, thank you so much. Now,

1306
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 4: brooket's your turn. Are you ready? Ready? Your time starts now.

1307
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 4: Google launched its search engine on this day in what

1308
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 4: year of the nineties, ninety four, ninety six or ninety.

1309
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: Eight ninety six.

1310
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 4: Rocky the Mountain Lion is the mascot for what NBA

1311
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 4: team UH pass In America? What state is the highest

1312
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 4: number of natural waterfalls? Hawaii, Washington or Alaska?

1313
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 1: Alaska?

1314
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 4: Kidneys are responsible for making urine, but what organ is

1315
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 4: responsible for storing it? On the TV show The Simpsons,

1316
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 4: what's the name of the Cat and Mouse cartoon? That

1317
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 4: the family watches.

1318
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 3: My God, I always want to say run and stimpy

1319
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 3: come only I can't remember yet I can sam each

1320
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 3: other's heads off.

1321
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 4: Brook can't remember the names of people. Shocking. Let's go

1322
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 4: to the scoreboard to see how you both did. With Jose,

1323
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 4: You've been a woman, and I don't listen to women yelling.

1324
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 4: I tell him to shut up. Melano correct today, Come on,

1325
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,400
Speaker 4: it's all good. These are some tough questions. I did

1326
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 4: rock yes also, and I remember that last one way

1327
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 4: too late. First time on the show ends in a tie,

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01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 4: which is pretty good, but it's not enough to win Tiana.

1329
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Google launched a

1330
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 4: search engine on this day in nineteen ninety eight. Oh

1331
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 4: actually later than I thought. Rocky the Mountain Lion is

1332
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 4: the mascot for the Denver Nuggets. Get it, Rocky Mountain, Okay.

1333
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 4: In America, the state with the highest number of natural

1334
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 4: waterfalls is in Washington. Washington has over two nine hundred

1335
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 4: natural waterfalls. The second closest is Alaska with twenty thirteen.

1336
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 4: Kidneys are responsible for making urine. It gets stored in

1337
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 4: the bladder and the TV show on the Simpsons that

1338
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 4: the family watches is called Yes, Itchy and Scratchy, Tiana.

1339
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 4: Unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brook today. But

1340
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 4: just for playing you do get a twenty five dollars

1341
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 4: gift card to five Iron Golf. Five Iron Golfs coming

1342
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 4: to Kirkland. You can head to their grand opening on

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Speaker 4: October fifth with special offers for the first fifty guests,

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Speaker 4: free simulated golf sessions, duck pin bowling, raffles and more.

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Speaker 11: Awesome.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait till we hang out again, Tiana.

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Speaker 9: Right, I'll listen to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 11: All right, Monday, Monday, any of the.

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Speaker 4: Day, we're going to be back and we will play

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Speaker 4: once again.

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Speaker 8: Coming on Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.