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Speaker 2: Have a mic?

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Speaker 3: Do I sense a lady or a gentleman? And it

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter. I'm want to say you the Welcome to

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Speaker 3: the Phone podcast. I'm assuming you did when I did.

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Speaker 3: And you just got off of four hour of how

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're not gonna do that in this podcast study anyhow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but coming in clomp. Number second is Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in podcast and it's a full sholf. But you

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Speaker 3: get more than just a couple of minutes. That is

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Speaker 3: going to be an extensive an hour. It's an hour. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and that's sixty minutes. Okay, So it starts right now

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Speaker 3: when I say now, okay, okay.

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Speaker 5: Now, remember when I told you guys the other day

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Speaker 5: that I was proud of myself for getting ahead on

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Speaker 5: the calendar and telling you about a new promotion before

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Speaker 5: it expired.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you, Jeff, what happened, Jess?

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Speaker 5: Well, I screwed up again?

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Speaker 6: Oh Jeff, did we miss something that was free or awesome?

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Speaker 5: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning, because last Friday I

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Speaker 5: should have brought this up was National Quitter's Day.

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Speaker 6: You you did a whole parody song. I thought that

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Speaker 6: you knew that you did your whole parody song. Your

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Speaker 6: song of the week was about quitting and cheating.

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Speaker 5: On your not quitting and sticking to it, but taking

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Speaker 5: the easy route to achieve your goals.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I really honestly thought that's why you did this song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the second Friday in January is when people are

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Speaker 5: most likely to throw in the towel on their New

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Speaker 5: Year's resolutions, so I probably should have mentioned that. But

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Speaker 5: here's three times when it might actually make more sense

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Speaker 5: to give up on your goals. Okay, even thofore, we're

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Speaker 5: going to fix it now.

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Speaker 4: I like this. Some shows try to be motivational.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, don't we know we are. This is we're giving

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Speaker 5: you permission to give up, because the number one time

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Speaker 5: you're motivated by the wrong reasons that don't align with

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Speaker 5: wanted to donate to charity more this year, it sounds

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Speaker 5: Brooke really is. Here.

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Speaker 7: People are starting to believe you, Jeff, It's causing problems

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Speaker 7: in my life.

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Speaker 5: I'm just telling you, Brooke, It's okay to quit on

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Speaker 5: Number two time to quit is when your goal no

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Speaker 5: longer resonates with you. Like years ago, for me, marrying

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Speaker 4: Is kind of creepy at Jo, She's not interested.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to give up on that goal, okay. And finally,

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Speaker 5: Number three, best time it makes sense to give up

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Speaker 5: on your goals if reaching it is just completely unrealistic

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Speaker 4: Don't bring up Disney star marriage.

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Speaker 5: Thing I was gonna bring up when Brooke declared it

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Speaker 5: her year of hot in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: But the next day you wore a nineteen eighties orange

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Speaker 7: Listen, just because the only thing you wear is free

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Speaker 7: promotional gear from different radio stations We're on.

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Speaker 5: It's our radio station.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, it does. Yeah, you don't get a

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying, now is a good time to

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Speaker 5: ask yourself. Should I give up? There we go. You

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Speaker 5: finish this sentence, So Jake, don't do it.

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Speaker 9: Yesterday we learned about how some celebrities use fake stage

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Speaker 9: A lot of listeners probably think digital Jake was my

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Speaker 9: I was actually born Gunner Tyrannosaurus heart Castle the Third.

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Speaker 9: I didn't want my coworkers to feel intimidated by me.

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Speaker 9: By digital Jake. Just for safety.

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Speaker 9: And today, once again, we're gonna find out which Hollywood

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Speaker 9: Names Real or Fake edition of alenty of twenty. Now

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Speaker 9: I'll give you a famous celebrit you just tell me

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Speaker 9: That's Alexis Alexis out to number one through twenty Please

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Speaker 9: ten ten, Oh, it's as Your celebrity is Natalie Portman.

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Speaker 10: It does sound such a good name, but you would

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Speaker 10: make up Natalie, like what if she was like Natalia?

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Speaker 10: Tell you what that is a nickname, like Natalie from Natalia.

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Speaker 5: You really have to just go off of, like your

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Speaker 9: Jake Alexis is Natalie Portman's her real name? That is,

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Speaker 9: it's a stage name her. She was born Natalie Herschlogtalie.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, God, so where over one, let's.

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Speaker 4: Go, you have it a number, let's go seven seven.

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Speaker 9: Brook Your celebrity is Jamie Fox. Is that a real

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Speaker 4: This is so hard for me because he's.

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Speaker 5: A relative of yours, the Fox family.

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Speaker 9: The whole story, Brooks said, Jamie Fox is a stage name.

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Speaker 9: That is, it is a stage name. He was born

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Speaker 1: So during when they would do open mics, they go,

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Speaker 4: Show up and he got because there's no other women.

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Speaker 1: They're very rare, very rare in comedy.

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Speaker 9: Very fun fact. Jose, Now, after that fun fact, how

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Speaker 9: about a number twelve for twelve hose? Your celebrity is

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Speaker 1: Like made Street famous? But I don't know if I

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Speaker 5: A lot of the times you change your name for

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Speaker 5: That say it's real Meryl Streep.

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Speaker 1: Jeff said, go with guns, but my brain says different.

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Speaker 5: What do I do?

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Speaker 9: Jose said, Meryl Streep's a stage name, it is, that's

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't listen to Jeff.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey. It's over to you. How about number please?

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Speaker 9: Number one. We're talking celebs, real or fake names, and

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Speaker 9: your celebrity, Jeff is Whoopy Goldberg. Is that a real

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Speaker 9: Jeff says, Whoopy Goldberg's her real name? It is? That's

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Speaker 9: a stage name. Her name is Karen Elaine Johnson.

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Speaker 9: Whoopy looks better on the ego. And that means Brooke,

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Speaker 9: you have one today's edition uplenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: So Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 5: My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. Whose that's gonna be, Brooke.

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Speaker 4: I think you chose me last time, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Right back to you.

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Speaker 5: And that was actually Jake who chose you.

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Speaker 4: But that's okay.

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Speaker 5: I know all men are alike, that's all right.

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Speaker 4: I can't even tell you guys apart, what's your name?

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Speaker 5: What you're gonna do with all that junk, all that

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Speaker 5: you drunk. That is your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: We got your phones out coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: If you didn't know, every radio show has consultants.

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Speaker 5: real look in the mirror, and they said, basically, your

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Speaker 5: Annoying at first, but eventually you kind of just get

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Speaker 4: That's the kind of thing any of them.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. The most positive feedback we have received on

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Speaker 4: So we just get canceled.

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Speaker 5: We are very very excited to give you more mildly

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Speaker 5: the bodily functions that could be contagious, Thank god it's

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Speaker 5: the yawn. A very good point because with Jose's bladder

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Speaker 5: and Brooks crime, we'd beat in for a very weird

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Speaker 5: edition of What's on your Mind where we find out

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Speaker 5: what the show has been thinking about lately, starting with

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Speaker 5: brook Brook keep it dry, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 13: I will, because Okay, here's the deal.

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Speaker 7: I was at a party in my hometown about a

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Speaker 7: month ago at this point, right, and my hometown growing up,

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Speaker 7: it was like seven hundred people. Now we're maybe a

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Speaker 7: metropolis of two to three.

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Speaker 5: Thousand boons going.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So I'm at this party and an old family friend

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Speaker 4: What He's like, You're not the celebrity of town anymore?

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Speaker 7: I'm thinking, like maybe somebody went viral finally for their

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Speaker 1: Now, proper town.

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Speaker 4: No, Sydney Sweeney is trying.

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Speaker 13: All that is my town, not Sydney, Sweetie.

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Speaker 4: And if she tries to claim it again.

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Speaker 5: It for sure. Once you do that, we need to

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Speaker 13: You're going down, was sitting here.

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Speaker 5: On your mind.

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 1: He wrote a review about a local.

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Speaker 4: To try nice very basic. I didn't know either.

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Speaker 1: Follow me at Hungry Jose on YouTube. No, but really

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Speaker 11: And so he is buzzing and he go, I was

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Speaker 1: From the review.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I can't wait to see his Food Network special

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Speaker 2: So I don't really use Facebook like at all.

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Speaker 10: It's people I don't really care to ever see again.

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Speaker 10: And they're saying, how it's time for a reunion coming

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Speaker 10: And they're all trying to figure out who's the president

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Speaker 2: We had a seven people on a council because.

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Speaker 10: We were trying to need different That's why I was tagged,

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Speaker 13: Why asked you remembers?

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Speaker 8: Is?

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Speaker 5: So now I'm being tagged to try to plan this

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Speaker 4: Isn't there that Mexican restaurant in the back room that

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Speaker 2: She doesn't like it?

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Speaker 5: Kegs of white club?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Maybe, so you have to organize an event? Don't really

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Speaker 10: No, no, no, I'm going to deactivate my Facebook.

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Speaker 13: It's the only way to avoid this.

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Speaker 1: Out national radio.

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Speaker 13: I see who I.

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Speaker 2: Want to see at the bars when I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I don't need more like that's why I'm That's why

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Speaker 2: you don't you Facebook, Jeffrey, what's.

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Speaker 4: On your mind?

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Speaker 5: I moved into this new house like three months ago,

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Speaker 5: Like when I turned on my shower, water came flooding

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Speaker 1: That's right, I've forgotten.

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Speaker 5: Then a huge storm comes. A couple of weeks later,

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Speaker 5: it says if red light flashes, septic tank is full.

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Speaker 5: So again I want to thank the inspector for everything

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Speaker 5: that he did, you not inspecting anything in my house

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Speaker 7: Tell you about the Please tell me you've only been

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Speaker 7: putting down biodegradable things.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I'm careful, but I don't know if it's a

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Speaker 4: You guys got to get it pumped, or.

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Speaker 5: If it's full of But I will unfortunately probably keep

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Speaker 5: you updated in.

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Speaker 9: The next few weeks.

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Speaker 5: Let you know very very soon on what happens with

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Speaker 7: Emergency, you just hire someone to come out and pump it.

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Speaker 4: Just need a.

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Speaker 2: Full time maintenance staff on your property.

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Speaker 4: By condo.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I wonder that. But another disappointing house update from

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Speaker 5: me out in the sticks and text in seven eight

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Speaker 5: five nine two, what's it's been on your mind?

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We're asking our listeners to tell us what's on their minds.

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Speaker 5: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Getting the text in

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Speaker 5: at seven eight five nine too. This one says Happy

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Speaker 5: New Year's to everyone on the team that did a

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Speaker 5: great job in twenty twenty four with all the shows.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait to hear it in twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 5: I know it's going to be great per usual.

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Speaker 4: Oh, what a positive nice thing to say.

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Speaker 5: You thought last year was good?

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Speaker 4: Jeff interesting, you know what, Barslow?

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Speaker 5: That's great. Another text says was hoping you guys could

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Speaker 5: get in contact with a guy for me because he

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Speaker 5: tattooing them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to talk to him again.

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Speaker 4: I think we should become a collections agency.

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Speaker 5: I'm not else either way. It sounds like a really

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And one more text says, Jose could you give my

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Speaker 5: time listeners and I'm stuck out of town for and

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Speaker 5: it would mean the world to her. Doesn't say the

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Speaker 1: Let's just do this, Hey, bro, shout out to your wife.

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Speaker 1: You know who you are. Yes, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 11: We love you and I you are the most memorable

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Speaker 4: I love when men are so good at details.

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Speaker 8: Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's some lady crying in her car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that counts as her birthday and her anniversary for

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Speaker 1: I love you, lady.

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Speaker 5: Keep your tax coming in seven, eight, five, nine, d.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: If you catch your significant other cheating on you, who

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Speaker 5: is the first person that you call.

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Speaker 4: Your best friend?

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Speaker 5: Your best friend, They're probably just gonna say, no, See,

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Speaker 5: I told you he was bad when I dated him. God,

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Speaker 5: remember I should have listened. You call your mom. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: she's just gonna say, see your father, and I told

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Speaker 15: Hey, you dated These are your bad decisions, not mine.

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Speaker 5: And that's why. The best person to call right afterwards

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Speaker 4: The chances are pretty good.

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Speaker 5: Just make sure you hold it all inside until it

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Speaker 5: after this, Sneaky live boyfriends.

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Speaker 8: And even girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: They thought they could get away with that, but they're

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Speaker 5: about to get busted in relationships, they say, absence makes

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Speaker 4: We all really should have paid attention to the second

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got social listeners ready to share their Story's

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Speaker 5: going to start with Brittany, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 5: your significant other?

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Speaker 16: Okay, So I think this is a great one.

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Speaker 4: I oh, you think it's great?

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 9: I do?

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 16: So I was at work. I got a call from

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Speaker 16: my boyfriend. Okay, yeah, He's like, I got in a

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Speaker 16: car accident, Jeff, you hung up on him. He told

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I think everybody does that.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I'm always like.

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Speaker 16: I actually got rear ended once at a light, so

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Speaker 4: Where car, guys, it's something good to have a smart

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Speaker 16: So then all of a sudden, he's like, no, no,

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Speaker 16: it's okay, Like he was saying he'd just rather pay

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Speaker 16: and deal with it, like he didn't want to.

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Speaker 8: Do all that.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's too much work. It would be what.

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Speaker 16: Like I knew he couldn't really afford all that, So

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Speaker 16: footage for him.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, what a nice girlfriend.

456
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Speaker 16: That's when I see his car. We're ending a different

457
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 16: car because he was distracted by a blonde in the

458
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Speaker 16: passenger seat who was all over him.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't his fault though.

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Speaker 16: Definitely, you must be a mind reader, because when I

461
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Speaker 16: played the footage for him, that's exactly what he said.

462
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Speaker 13: I told you it was hurt, I will do it

463
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 13: wasn't my fall.

464
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Speaker 5: Yeah, man, that's a whole point.

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Speaker 10: I feel like all girlfriends should request some light, request

466
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Speaker 10: every light ever, to be safe.

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Speaker 5: Let's keep going. We're moving on to Ryan. Tell us

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Speaker 5: how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, so a few years ago, I was trying to

470
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Speaker 17: plan a surprise party for my girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: God, we've heard so many surprise parties.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't I don't think surprises are good.

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Speaker 17: Well, I definitely was the one in for the surprise.

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Speaker 17: So I like, obviously a surprise party, you want as

475
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Speaker 17: many people out there as possible, like speak it special.

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Speaker 17: But when it comes to her friends, she's got like

477
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Speaker 17: her girlfriends, her college friends, or like, there's just so

478
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Speaker 17: many different friend groups.

479
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Speaker 5: I know, girls are so weird like that they'll get

480
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 5: along with everybody. Yeah, that's gross. Girls, you have some standards,

481
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 5: cut some people out of your life, like Jeff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: So I start like going through her Instagram following.

484
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Speaker 1: I know that might be a little weird, but like

485
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Speaker 1: invite people.

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Speaker 4: I could see that, like, because you want to make

487
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Speaker 4: sure that you get everybody.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: So I start looking at like people who I see

490
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Speaker 17: who I'm like, oh, they're familiar, I've seen them before,

491
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 17: or like the names are familiar, she talked about them before.

492
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Speaker 5: Okay, there's a lot of work. Good for you.

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Speaker 17: So yeah, so my message asking like, hey, how do

494
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Speaker 17: you know what's your relationship or whatever, but it led

495
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 17: to like not one but two guys replying, Hey, I'm

496
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Speaker 17: actually her boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: Oh you were yourself.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you're a thoughtful You're the most thoughtful boyfriend.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, well I did invite them. I wanted to make

500
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Speaker 17: a scene, so all three of us were there.

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Speaker 1: That is so petty, and.

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Speaker 5: That's it's a giant birthday surprise.

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Speaker 4: For Yeah, I bet she was surprised.

504
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 17: Yeah, oh, she was surprised.

505
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Speaker 2: One of them still with her though.

506
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 5: We've got time for one more. Let's go to Sheila.

507
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Speaker 5: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 14: I was dating a guy who was always wanting to

509
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 14: come over to my place, and I rarely ever went

510
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 14: to his place, and it just felt like something was off.

511
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 4: You know, that wasn't just nice because his place was gross.

512
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

513
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Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of the times, guys like

514
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 5: going over to the women's places because they're really like

515
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 5: tidy and organized, and it's and we don't have to

516
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 5: clean our own places.

517
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Speaker 7: Why do I feel like Jeff would actually be cleaner

518
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 7: than any of the women's Jeff's totally.

519
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Speaker 5: You come home, you press your sheets, Yeah, with you,

520
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 5: You're for a really horrible surprise when you come over. Yeah, okay,

521
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 5: and I get that, But I.

522
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Speaker 14: Just felt like something was off. So I recruited my

523
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 14: best friend to help me investigate. And she was someone

524
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Speaker 14: he hadn't met, so he didn't know who she was.

525
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Speaker 14: So I had her dress up as a pizza delivery person,

526
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Speaker 14: so like randomly.

527
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Speaker 1: To his house, big fake mustache.

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Speaker 18: Yes or no?

529
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Speaker 14: She was like, oh sorry, like the neighbor put down

530
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Speaker 14: the wrong address.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just to like check in on him.

532
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Speaker 4: I see who answers the door?

533
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: Okay?

534
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 14: Yeah, So I had her do it three different times

535
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 14: just to be sure she's a good friend. Twice he

536
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 14: was alone, but the third time a woman answered the door.

537
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Speaker 12: And it was his wife.

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00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 4: Oh wife, huh wow.

539
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, so at least I got my answer.

540
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Speaker 4: Did they get free pizza?

541
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Speaker 8: Yeah, she left the.

542
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 14: Pizza because we had to pretend it was real. So true.

543
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 2: Actually probably deserves it.

544
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Speaker 4: She's like my lucky day.

545
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Speaker 5: Make sure you hit up our texports seven eight, five

546
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Speaker 5: nine too. If you have a funny story about how

547
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Speaker 5: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the

548
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 5: next edition of Busted. Got your Phone tapp coming.

549
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 8: Up Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We get so many requests for dating things on this

551
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 5: show where we're trying to help people, especially guys who

552
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 5: are getting little to no matches on the apps. Yeah

553
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 5: for sure, but today we flip that and instead of

554
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 5: them reaching out to us, we reach out to them

555
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 5: to a single guy who's been struggling online lately with

556
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 5: the dating world. So we think we can help him

557
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 5: with a brand new online feature called riz Assist, and

558
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 5: you're gonna hear it in your phone tapp right now.

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00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 12: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hi, is this Henry?

561
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 12: Yeah?

562
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 9: This is him?

563
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 17: Who's calling?

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Speaker 5: My name is Jason. I'm calling from Hinge What. Yeah,

565
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 5: you know the dating app Hinge. Yeah, I work here.

566
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 5: I'm one of the supervisors.

567
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 12: Okay, why are you calling me?

568
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 5: Well, it looks like you took a break from the

569
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 5: app for a while and decided to come back recently. Yeah, awesome,

570
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 5: great decision.

571
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 12: So okay, well what does it count?

572
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 5: Well, the thing is, I'm looking at your account here

573
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 5: and kind of like last time, not.

574
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 12: A lot of luck, I mean, so what what does

575
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 12: that mean?

576
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 5: Well, how about we change that for you?

577
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 12: Well, how are you going to do that?

578
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 5: Let me introduce Shila.

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 12: What is going on?

581
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 5: Well, she's helping us beta test a new feature for

582
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 5: the app called riz Assist. Riz Assist, So if you're

583
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 5: having a tough time getting the ladies on the app

584
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 5: to take the bait, you'll be able to practice with

585
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 5: an AI version of Shilah first to get your RIZ

586
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 5: where it needs to be.

587
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 12: I'm still I'm not tracking.

588
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 15: I don't understand.

589
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 5: Okay, Look, I'm trying to make it easy for you.

590
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 5: Our goal is to get you a date sometime in

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00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 5: the near future, and if we just you do that

592
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 5: without any help, there's a good chance you're going to

593
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: dialoge die. I mean it's not that level.

594
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 12: I mean, well, come on, give me a break.

595
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 5: We've seen your messages so.

596
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 12: So it's not private, you see all that.

597
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 5: Right, I'm a supervisor for the app, so this is

598
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 5: part of my job. Oh my god, I see the

599
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 5: messages that you're saying, like the hey, how you're doing,

600
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 5: or the how's life cutie? It's pretty cringe af.

601
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 17: So this is kind of freaking me out.

602
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 12: I don't really understand. Is this real?

603
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 5: Of course, we just we're just trying to help you

604
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: get a little bit more creative, you know, help you

605
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 5: bring that RIZ.

606
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 12: Is that?

607
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 5: Come on again, it's Shila. She's just very enthusiastic to

608
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 5: help you. So let's practice with her right now and

609
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 5: maybe she can give you some feedback on how to

610
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 5: up your RIZ.

611
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 12: Okay, what do you want me to do.

612
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 9: Then, I don't know.

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00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 14: I don't know what to do.

614
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 5: Well, just give her a line. Pretend like you're chatting

615
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 5: with a cute girl, like you're sending her a message

616
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 5: on the app and you want her to reply.

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00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 7: Uh.

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00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 17: I guess I would say, I, Shilah, just wanted to drop.

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Speaker 9: You a line.

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00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 5: You've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know on the riskal I give that a

622
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: three out of ten. By the way, have you ever

623
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: been to jail?

624
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 14: Jail?

625
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: No, according to my research.

626
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 4: You had a dui in March twenty twenty two.

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00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 17: What the hell, man, naughty boy, this isn't helping.

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00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm gonna pop back in here. How's the Rzissist going?

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Speaker 17: Well, it's not going great, she asked me, got a dui?

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Speaker 5: I don't know how the hell she even knows that.

631
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 5: I mean, to be fair, that is something that you'll

632
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 5: have to be ready for. Maybe in a future conversation

633
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 5: if a girl asks if you serve time? So freaking dumb, Shilah,

634
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 5: how should he answer that?

635
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: For breaking too any harm?

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00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 12: Oh?

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00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 5: Good ideas?

638
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

639
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. See that is the type of riz assists that

640
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 5: we needed.

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00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 17: Is there any way you can like current Shilah off.

642
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 5: Well, no, she's here to help you with your RIZ.

643
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 5: She wants to riz you up desperately.

644
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 17: I don't think anybody needs you do.

645
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 5: We've read your messages so we know you need RIZ man,

646
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 5: so but we're just trying to help you. Okay, you

647
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 5: know what.

648
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 12: I'm not feeling good about this at all.

649
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 5: Are you sure? Because your roommate Ted said that this

650
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 5: might help you a lot.

651
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Speaker 14: Ted?

652
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 5: Oh well, Ted rizzed both of us up when he

653
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 5: asked us to do this prank call on you because

654
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 5: you're on the radio right now.

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Speaker 9: Oh you gotta be Ted.

656
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 5: Ted listens to our show. This is Brooke and Jeffrey

657
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Speaker 5: in the morning. My name is jeff My AI assistant Shilah.

658
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 5: She's actually a Lexis. Yes, yeah it is. Ted told

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Speaker 5: us that you jump back onto the dating apps recently.

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00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 5: You're still not having a lot of luck, so he

661
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 5: feels bad you wanted us to mess with you.

662
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 9: No, No, you know about Do you.

663
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 5: Really should bring that up more when you're talking to

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Speaker 5: women on the apps?

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00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 4: You wuyes?

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00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, I'll throw that in my profile.

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Speaker 12: Then I guess you'll get rid.

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Speaker 8: The week up every morning was poone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 8: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: For years, people have debated if pineapple belongs on pizza.

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00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's an argument that's ended friendships, It's torn

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Speaker 5: families apart. It's brought ancient empires to their knees. Empire

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00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 5: the Aztec ended over this di learning history on the

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Speaker 5: I'm going to warn you today it's about to get

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Speaker 5: a whole lot worse because a different, unusual pizza topping

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Speaker 5: that one of our listeners says is her all time

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Speaker 5: favorite and she forced her day to try it. When

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00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 5: you hear what it is, you're either going to rush

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Speaker 5: to the store to sample it yourself or possibly throw

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Speaker 5: up right onto your So brace yourself when we find

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Speaker 5: out what it is in your brand new Second Date Update,

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Speaker 5: Next Second Date Update. I believe in any relationship it's

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Speaker 5: good to try new things together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 5: That's a way to grow, whether it's a new restaurant,

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Speaker 5: new haircut, or Brooks House, a new pair of ankle restraints. Hey,

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Speaker 5: these ones are electrified for your pleasure. Nice and one

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Speaker 5: of our listeners said she bonded with a guy about

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Speaker 5: trying out something new for the first time, So let's

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Speaker 5: learn a little bit about it, Holly, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 19: Hi guys, how are you?

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Speaker 4: Did you go with the extra padding like I did?

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Speaker 1: Or the extra strength?

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Speaker 4: I'm joking, that's a joke. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: She knew a little bit too much about it.

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00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah that really that was supposed to be funny, and

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Speaker 4: you didn't laugh, laughing just when it.

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Speaker 5: Was quiet inside. So tell us what did you try

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Speaker 5: new with this guy? What's his name?

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Speaker 19: By the way, so his name is Justin?

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Speaker 5: Okay, what did you and Justin try? So?

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Speaker 19: We went on the apps and while we were chatting,

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Speaker 19: we were talking about pizza toppings.

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Speaker 1: Actually a really good combo.

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Speaker 2: I should really, I don't feel like it lasts that long.

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Speaker 18: What are you like?

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Speaker 1: What you like everything? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, I mean it got me to a date,

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Speaker 5: so it's good.

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Speaker 9: Some people like.

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Speaker 5: Mushrooms you Is that what you guys were doing, like

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Speaker 5: comparing favorites?

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Speaker 19: Yes, so that's how we got into the try new things.

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Speaker 19: His was sausage, which is a classic.

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Speaker 5: Possibly euphemism too, but yeah, I warned him that mine

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Speaker 5: was the one that was different.

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Speaker 19: I have a weird topping.

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Speaker 16: So my I said, it's fruit loops.

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Speaker 4: Fruit loop? Yeah, who was serving that to you?

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Speaker 19: So it was something that I had as a kid

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Speaker 19: and I kind of just love it. It's likeweat and savory,

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Speaker 19: you know.

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Speaker 1: Put it on your pizza as a kid, got acquired

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Speaker 1: to the taste.

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Speaker 5: And okay, we're breaking down the fruit pizza.

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Speaker 4: Important why she brings the conversation up because it isn't

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Speaker 4: just a one and done.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So this must be the new thing that he tried.

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Speaker 4: Yes, God, you must be hot.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's really good, Brooke.

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Speaker 12: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You gotta taste it right now in your head.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you guys did a tasting for your guys

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Speaker 5: meet up?

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Speaker 11: Did you guys both have to eat each other's Is

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Speaker 11: that what I'm assuming? You're like, you got to eat

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Speaker 11: the sausage and I'm gonna eat the fruit.

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Speaker 19: Lu I mean I've had sausage on pizza. I think

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Speaker 19: he was more curious about what what I was talking about.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, So his was like minimal his face

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Speaker 5: run us through it? How did this go?

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Speaker 19: Okay? So we met at a pizza place. It was

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Speaker 19: late at night. I had to do like a work

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Speaker 19: things like nine thirty.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're doing this in public?

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Speaker 5: Oh wow?

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Speaker 19: So we got we got a large pizza, but we

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Speaker 19: brought it back to my place.

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Speaker 1: We got it out, so you're not embarrassed in the

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Speaker 1: middle of a pizza.

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Speaker 8: Hut.

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Speaker 14: I'm not embarrassed by it.

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Speaker 16: I just we needed to get like the perfect fruit

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Speaker 16: lube ratio.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I thought.

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Speaker 4: Ner was this fun for you guys? You're laughing through

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Speaker 4: it all.

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Speaker 8: No, we were like.

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Speaker 7: Laughing through it.

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Speaker 19: We had We had a great time. I felt like

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Speaker 19: we really bonded. He tried it and he said that

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Speaker 19: he liked it, which I don't know if I fully believe,

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Speaker 19: but he was. He was sweet about it, you know.

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Speaker 4: Between gagging with blood coming on.

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Speaker 12: Well, it's really it's really not as bad as you think.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Well good, he liked your favorite. That

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Speaker 5: must feel good.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, I mean I thought it was. I thought it

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Speaker 19: would really great and we had a fun conversation. But

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Speaker 19: I did feel really bad because we had to cut

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Speaker 19: things short. And I don't want to get into specifics

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Speaker 19: at the moment, but he left probably around midnight, so

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Speaker 19: I did feel bad that he had to leave.

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Speaker 7: And that doesn't feel like short to me, Like it's midnight. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: if you're not going to stay the night, if you

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Speaker 7: aren't going there, then that seems fun.

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Speaker 5: Why do you feel bad?

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Speaker 19: We had talked about spending the night together, but previously.

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Speaker 5: Promises were made and promises weren't.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, but that's okay. Things change, Life happens, you know.

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Speaker 1: Like he had some fruit loops. Maybe he followed his

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Speaker 1: nose all the way home.

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Speaker 7: Nobody, I got it.

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Speaker 19: I mean, I like him, and that's why I am

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00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 19: reaching out to you guys, like I need your help here.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he does sound fun, like he's a guy

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Speaker 4: who's ready to try new.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, if it's the reason that he to go home

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Speaker 7: and stay to stay the night, and that's why he's

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Speaker 7: not calling you back, he sucks exactly.

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Speaker 1: I don't like her pizza topics?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, what else do you think it could be?

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Speaker 1: He didn't like stab him raving?

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Speaker 12: Did you No?

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Speaker 14: I didn't.

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Speaker 16: I didn't do that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, she take all that question? So seriously? Is okay?

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Speaker 5: But we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Justin for you,

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Speaker 5: and we're gonna try and figure out why he's been

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Speaker 5: avoiding you.

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Speaker 19: Great, Thank you guys, so much.

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00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 5: Optimistic if we're going to continue with your second date

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Speaker 5: up date right after this hold on second date update.

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Speaker 5: When a man really likes a woman, he will do

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Speaker 5: anything for her.

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00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 8: It's true.

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Speaker 5: He'll go to Target with her on a football sundaycrifice.

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00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 5: He'll snap five hundred photos of her so she can

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Speaker 5: get the perfect instapos.

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Speaker 9: Absolutely, he will even lie.

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Speaker 5: About fruit loops tasting good off.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is where we're doing.

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Speaker 5: That's why our listener Holly cannot let this guy justin

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Speaker 5: slip away, because he wasn't just willing to try her

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Speaker 5: weird favorite pizza topping fruit loops, but actually swallow it

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Speaker 5: and say, did.

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Speaker 1: We can confirmation? He said, young, No, he said it.

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Speaker 4: It's fine.

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Speaker 13: That's interesting.

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Speaker 5: It's a good man right there. Sadly their date ended

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Speaker 5: a little bit early, so she needs our help. Brooke,

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00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 5: how are you feeling about this?

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Speaker 4: I just am still stuck on that pizza thing. I

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00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: can't get over it. I can't get over the fruit loops.

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00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: I want to I have like a million try it,

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Speaker 4: Like is it just cheese that you add it to?

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Speaker 4: Or do you buy a cheese with a vegetable and

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00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 4: you add it on there.

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Speaker 5: Like Polly, where's your head at?

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00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 14: Are we talking about the fruit loop?

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Speaker 4: It's hard not to It's hard for me to concentrate

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Speaker 4: on anything else.

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Speaker 12: Yes, it's just on cheese.

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Speaker 19: It's not a bunch of other topping.

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Speaker 9: Late Holly, You're right.

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Speaker 5: We don't need to break down the fruit loops anymore.

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00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 5: We really should cont and trade on Justin and getting

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Speaker 5: you back together with him for another date.

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Speaker 1: Are you hopeful at least?

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00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 19: I'm trying to be.

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00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 5: Okay, that's good.

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00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 4: As hopeful as he was in that first bite.

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Speaker 5: I'm feeling optimistic. I'm gonna dial his number right now.

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Speaker 5: We'll see if he answers. Here we go, Hey, is

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Speaker 5: this Justin?

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00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 12: Yeah? Who's it?

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00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the Morning.

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00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 13: Hey Justin, Good morning.

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00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 5: My name is Jeff okay cool of Brook and Jeffrey. Okay, Jeff, No,

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00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 5: I know we're probably interrupting your day.

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00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 12: So what is this about?

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00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing a segment. It's called Second Date.

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Speaker 7: Update, but it could be food reviews because I am

856
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 7: really curious to hear how you really feel about one thing.

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00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll get to that in a second.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, well, too excited.

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00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 5: We're all excited for that, but we're more excited to

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00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 5: talk to you about a girl you went out with

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Speaker 5: named Holly.

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00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly sounds lovely.

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00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 5: Wait what Yeah, Holly listened, Holly, she listens to our

864
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 5: show and told us about the date that you guys

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Speaker 5: had where you went to the pizza place and tried

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Speaker 5: the fruit Loop pizza.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, back at her place.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and now you two haven't really connected since that night.

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Speaker 12: No, no, I mean, did you tell you that she

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Speaker 12: asked me to spend the night and didn't.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I thought you guys.

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Speaker 7: I thought you guys discussed day in the night. She

873
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 7: sounds like you're insulted by that.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not insulting.

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Speaker 18: She asked me like it was like a whole thing

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Speaker 18: early on, like we were leading all up to that.

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Speaker 18: At least that's what I thought, and then like, okay, I.

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Speaker 9: Don't know, man.

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00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 18: Around midnight, she gets this text or something like that.

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00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 18: Her phone goes off and she says like, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 18: you're gonna hate me.

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00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 12: But I need to leave and you do too, And

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Speaker 12: I'm like what.

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00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 18: She was like, yeah, something came up and she had

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Speaker 18: to take care of it. And I'm like, okay, it's

886
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 18: another guy. Okay, so it's a booty call.

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00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 12: And I'm like, why would you think.

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Speaker 4: It's a booty call?

889
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 5: Honest, he's probably thinking that because she's leaving at midnight.

890
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, she already has a booty call there.

891
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 5: Maybe it's like he thinks it's like a better guy

892
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 5: that called. She's like, oh, actually there is mine? So

893
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 5: is it is that where your head was at justin?

894
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 12: And that's not no. Maybe some guys might want to

895
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 12: be interested in that, but like.

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Speaker 7: Not, Mekay, why wouldn't you ask her? Why wouldn't you

897
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 7: say can you tell me? Because this is what I'm thinking,

898
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 7: this is what is happening.

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Speaker 12: I'm not going to like suggest to her on the

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00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 12: spot that there might be another guy, but like I

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00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 12: asked her about it, don't get me wrong, and she

902
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 12: was like super cagey about it. Okay.

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Speaker 7: So my first thought is there's like a drunk roommate

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Speaker 7: downtown that she has to go rescue or there's.

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Speaker 12: No reason why she should keep that secret if it's

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Speaker 12: something like that.

907
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 5: Okay, when you follow her, when you followed her out afterwards,

908
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 5: all the way to wherever she went. You didn't learn

909
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 5: anything from that.

910
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: It is not a bad idea. That is creepy, friend,

911
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: So I'm not alone.

912
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 12: Midnight start, We walked down the stairs, We got in

913
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 12: our separate cars.

914
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 5: It was awkward.

915
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 12: It was super awkward, and I didn't know what to say,

916
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 12: and we parted our ways. At that point, she.

917
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 4: Knew, okay, okay, everyone needs to slow down on this.

918
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 4: Because she called us to get a hold of you.

919
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: She literally said, I.

920
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 5: Like this guy, but she didn't tell us why. Maybe

921
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 5: her main priority guy fell off. So this is like

922
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 5: backup in.

923
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 4: A three day period, the guy fell Come on, let's.

924
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: Let's ask her because you don't know this, Justin, But

925
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 5: she is on the other line right now, waiting to

926
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 5: talk to you.

927
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 12: Oh greating, its great, Justin, Hey, how you doing?

928
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 5: She sounds guilty. Did he catch you?

929
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 7: No? Well no, did you actually go hook up with

930
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 7: a different dude because a better one called you?

931
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 19: Oh my no, No, that's not what happened. I feel

932
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 19: terrible because I left so abruptly, but it was not

933
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 19: for another guy. It's an embarrassing reason and it's going

934
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 19: to sound ridiculous. But I left for a pair of pants. Okay,

935
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 19: I'm being honest.

936
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 5: There's a shop.

937
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 19: Okay, this is embarrassing. There's a shop near me called

938
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 19: Planet of the Pants, and they were having an event

939
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 19: where everyone lines up around the night to get these

940
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 19: dance pants. And my friends and my friends and I

941
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 19: had these plans, are like, and I totally forgot about it.

942
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 19: I totally forgot about them.

943
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: So I don't believe it.

944
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 5: It's too elaborate for it to be.

945
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 2: Pair of pants.

946
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 4: That is, that is way too embarrassing to tell a guy.

947
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 7: Hey, by the way, I got to cancel the hook

948
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 7: up because I'm moving my ladies for some dance pants.

949
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: She wouldn't insulted. I get it now, because if she

950
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: says that would be like, you're choosing pants over me.

951
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 5: Just how does it feel that you got ditched for

952
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 5: a pair of pants.

953
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. I don't like being ditched

954
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 12: for a pair of pants, I know.

955
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 18: Like, but like, look, if you're really telling me the truth, like,

956
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 18: you've got to promise me that you're telling me the truth,

957
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 18: because I would forgive.

958
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 12: You if this is true.

959
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 19: I have the receipt from the night.

960
00:44:54,600 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 4: Pants, But how does she feel that he's still not believed?

961
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 9: Brook?

962
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 5: You know what it's like in the dating world. You

963
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 5: should be skeptical of everything the other person says.

964
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 4: You're dating so much, I'm not this show.

965
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 5: I know that discount pants aside. Let's let's not forget

966
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 5: about the fruit loops. You guys bonded over that.

967
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 4: That's all I want, actually want, bro?

968
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 18: Did you like it?

969
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 5: Did you like it?

970
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 12: I actually did. I thought it was a perfect combination

971
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 12: of sweet and salty.

972
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 4: Okay, this is the only man for you.

973
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: That's it.

974
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 5: Justin her entire relationship lies in your hands right now.

975
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 5: If you want to go out with her one more time,

976
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 5: we will pay for a date for the two of you.

977
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 4: Did you wear the pants on the date?

978
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 5: Oh?

979
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 17: Yeah, do that?

980
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 12: That'd be funny.

981
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 18: Actually, all right, I'm actually really glad that you guys

982
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 18: reached out, because, like I was just going to ignore you.

983
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 2: So let's not end with that note.

984
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,479
Speaker 5: But justin officially it's a yes from you then, Yeah,

985
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 5: yeah it wasn't. Yeah, Okay, well awesome, We're gonna send

986
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 5: you guys out on another.

987
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 12: Date, correat.

988
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 16: I'm so excited.

989
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 19: Thanks guys.

990
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, gloves don't go on sale any time.

991
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: No, send the lexus and I that linked to the.

992
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 5: Planet of the Pants. Yes, he's got a huge boost

993
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 5: in sales looking Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I

994
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 5: think ninety nine percent of the time women are going

995
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 5: to choose clothes over men. Oh yeah, just going back

996
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 5: to the caveman days when the brute male would beat

997
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 5: a saber toothed tiger over the head with the club,

998
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 5: and the cave lady is like, oh, I want the

999
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 5: skin to make a pimplem blouse slip. You can keep

1000
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 5: all the meat.

1001
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: Oh I want the pause for a clutch.

1002
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that's how it went, I know. Yeah, wow,

1003
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 4: very sure.

1004
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 5: I mean the thing is Justin and Hawley sound like,

1005
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 5: actually there might be a good match, similar sense of.

1006
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 9: Humor, cute.

1007
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 4: He was just so jaded from the dating world.

1008
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 5: Well, you better be prepared because if there's like a

1009
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 5: midnight sale at total eclipse of the scarf, you know

1010
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 5: that she's out.

1011
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: That is a great name.

1012
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 7: I've never seen a scarf only store, but if there

1013
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 7: ever was one, it should be called that.

1014
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: To be hard for that.

1015
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 5: The sales are real anyway, You can always email the

1016
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 5: show because we'll give you a cool discount on a

1017
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: second date update.

1018
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: They're free.

1019
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we're gonna do for you. Okay, free

1020
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 5: help for your dating life. If you email the show,

1021
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 5: we'll call that person who's not calling you back. And

1022
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 5: go check out our podcast, which is also free wherever

1023
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 5: you get yours at Brook.

1024
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1025
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 5: Who doesn't love pizza? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

1026
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 5: New York style, Chicago style, even Mexican style pizza from

1027
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 5: Taco Bell. No, no, they are good. Put it inside me.

1028
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 12: Well.

1029
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 5: The town of ba Cup in England enjoys a hot slice,

1030
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 5: so they wanted to open a new pizzeria right there

1031
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 5: on their main drag. Plans got drawn up, they were

1032
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 5: sent over to the local city council and they were

1033
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 5: promptly rejected. Why Why Because adults say the children here

1034
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 5: are already too fat even joking standards. The last thing

1035
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 5: on Charming Village needs is another hot food takeaway, tempting

1036
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 5: on children who already find themselves carrying around more than

1037
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 5: just their school books.

1038
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: The adults do realize they're the ones buying the food

1039
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 4: for the kids.

1040
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 5: The kids don't have to eat all of it.

1041
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, English, but it's there.

1042
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 5: They say, we already have an ice cream shop and

1043
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 5: a dessert store on the road. Pizza place would simply

1044
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 5: be inviting disaster.

1045
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: A bank.

1046
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 4: Just don't eat it.

1047
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 7: I don't have to eat and I'm sorry if English

1048
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 7: food is not healthier than pizza.

1049
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 5: And if you think about it, in US CDs, we

1050
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 5: have areas like Little Italy and Chinatown. British cities should

1051
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 5: have Little America where everybody's overweight and they all drive

1052
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 5: giant trucks and there's three McDonald's in one shopping set.

1053
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: And one guy's holding a metal chair for no reason

1054
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: down the street.

1055
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 5: But no, they said, kids here too fat. No pizza.

1056
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 5: We need a salad bar slash pilate studio. So whenever

1057
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 5: somebody wants to do that, come calling.

1058
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 4: Oh my kids would be so excited about a salad bar.

1059
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 5: We're excited for laser stories and that's coming up right

1060
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 5: after this. It's the radio segment that came up with

1061
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 5: the hot new appliance for Christmas twenty twenty five, really

1062
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 5: selling at a Sam's Club near you, The air Frar

1063
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 5: hot tub combo.

1064
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 4: That sounds dangerous.

1065
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 8: Job.

1066
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

1067
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 5: Fry your snacks while soaking your backs in luxury, I

1068
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 5: don't think.

1069
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, the toaster bathtub model didn't go well.

1070
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 5: He even comes with a large splash resistant fry basket

1071
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 5: for easy sitting and simmering. All thanks to laser stories

1072
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 5: Breaking Wreck. Russells browt the segment where we read weird

1073
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 5: news stories around the globe just like everyone else does.

1074
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 5: It's we've got a laser. Those other fry babies just don't.

1075
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Michigan. A man

1076
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 5: named Daniel Hudson went into a Dollar General earlier this

1077
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 5: month and started stuffing hot pockets into his pants.

1078
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 4: Nobody got tempering it. Did they celebrate vidually?

1079
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 7: Or are is it a whole box he's putting down

1080
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 7: there dollars?

1081
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 5: An employee confronted him and he didn't take that well.

1082
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 5: He started yelling at everyone and then reached into another

1083
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 5: pocket and pulled out a gun.

1084
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 4: He's got very large pockets.

1085
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 5: Maybe the difference between this and a normal robbery is

1086
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 5: that everyone at the store knew Daniel. He was a

1087
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: regular customer and he worked just down the street.

1088
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 4: Daniel did he was hungry for life, So.

1089
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 5: The cops turned around and tracked Daniel down in the

1090
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 5: break room at his workplace, where he was seen eating

1091
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 5: a plate of hot pockets.

1092
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 4: I hope he got a first bite in.

1093
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 5: Daniel tried telling the officers that he didn't mean to

1094
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 5: steal the hot pockets. He just took him because he

1095
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 5: didn't see a clerk at the general store, so he

1096
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 5: thought everything was free.

1097
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 4: And that explains the gun too, right.

1098
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, the police didn't buy any of that, so they

1099
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 5: searched him and found a pistol in his backpack and

1100
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 5: he is now facing theft and gun charges. Oh Daniel.

1101
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 5: This next laser stories out of Florida, a sheriff's deputies

1102
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 5: resigned from his job after possibly one of the most

1103
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 5: embarrassing situations of all time. The guy his name is

1104
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 5: Tristan Mackhamer, and what we know is that he accidentally

1105
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 5: rear ended a car that was stopped for a school bus.

1106
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not good.

1107
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 5: In his body cam video, you can see the airbags

1108
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 5: deploy and then he immediately tosses his cell phone onto

1109
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 5: the passenger seat before frantically picking it back up again.

1110
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 4: Oh God, I need that.

1111
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 5: Well one question. Tristan did admit he was texting in

1112
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 5: a group thread with other officers while driving.

1113
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 16: Yes.

1114
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 5: However, a quick investigation found that was a lie. What

1115
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 5: it turns out, Tristan was actually using his phone while

1116
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 5: driving to enjoy some spicy adult videos while driving.

1117
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you can't wait until you pull over.

1118
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's good. And when the department found that out,

1119
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 5: Tristan came clean and confessed sometimes he gets really bored

1120
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 5: driving around all day and wanted something stimulating to watch.

1121
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 2: You know, I appreciate that. Of going the random tickets

1122
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: out there, I'm true.

1123
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably speeding.

1124
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 5: Yet deputies found he had also violated three sheriffs office policies,

1125
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 5: so Tristan went ahead and just resigned. Yeah, probably taking

1126
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 5: his phone and his videos with him.

1127
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 4: At least he's got something to be stimulated with when

1128
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 4: he's unemployed.

1129
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 5: The Brooken Jeffrey Instagram page Tristan highly recommend. If you

1130
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 5: want to be stimulated, you will not be disappointed.

1131
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 4: It's far from spicy.

1132
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 5: Don't check it out. That's broken, Jeffrey. This next laser

1133
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 5: story is out of Food News. Dorito's have been around

1134
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 5: since the nineteen sixties and they've always been triangular. But

1135
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 5: some people notice that. The Dorito's UK Instagram account had

1136
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 5: an image of a square chip. What and it said

1137
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 5: the shape of things to come?

1138
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 4: But those are crackers? Those aren't chips. Does a square

1139
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 4: Doedo turn it into a cracker?

1140
00:53:59,520 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 8: To find?

1141
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 5: Just like what's happening in this room. It caused a

1142
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 5: whole lot of snackers to start freaking the f out,

1143
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 5: thinking Dorito's may never be the same again, But not

1144
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 5: everyone was having an ulcer about it. The official wheat

1145
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 5: Thins account responded, square looks good on you.

1146
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 4: That's another cracker talking.

1147
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 5: Reflex to keep it in the family. Know that I

1148
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 5: get it. We'll see if it's a joke or if

1149
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 5: they will do something big coming up soon. In other

1150
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 5: food news, I know, I like. Just in time for

1151
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl, Cheetos is releasing a new Cheetos Puffs

1152
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 5: cheese pizza flavor.

1153
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 4: It sticks right, that's a tubular chill.

1154
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 5: According to Free Delay, it tastes just like a slice

1155
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 5: from your favorite pizza shop. Highly skeptical that that's actually

1156
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 5: the case.

1157
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: But I can't taste the stuff.

1158
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1159
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 4: I think I just put it on top of my pizza,

1160
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 4: pizza pizza.

1161
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 5: We may need to try some in studio to prove

1162
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 5: that it actually tastes like a slice of pizza. And finally,

1163
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 5: Wendy's is sparking a fast food frenzy with rumors swirling

1164
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 5: about a thin mince frosty collab with the with the

1165
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 5: Girl Scout today.

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00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 13: Dude, Yes, thin mits frosty so good that's gonna be

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00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 13: on forever.

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00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 5: While the details are hush hushed, guesses are flying. Will

1169
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 5: it be a chocolate mint frosty or a mint chocolate

1170
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 5: frosty with a vanilla base?

1171
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 17: Crazy?

1172
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 4: And is it gonna be a chocolate colored or is

1173
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 4: it going to be green? But thin mits aren't really green?

1174
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 4: The deep talk ye.

1175
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 5: One thing we know for sure, minty goodness seems to

1176
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 5: be on the near horizon stays all of them February

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00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,959
Speaker 5: twenty first, so circle your calendars for all those frosty.

1178
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: Cans out Frosty, They should just do all of them.

1179
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 5: This next laser stories out of my favorite state for

1180
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 5: content once again, Florida out. Some drivers thought they'd pull

1181
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 5: a fast one on the Sunshine State, but officials put

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00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 5: the brakes on them. And I say that because Florida

1183
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 5: revealed its list of personalized license plates considered too obscene

1184
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 5: for the road from last year the.

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00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 4: Laser stories, which I appreciate.

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00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 5: Well, here's the list that we can say. One was

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00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 5: I am d u I, Oh my god, why would

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00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 5: you even want?

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00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 9: Which might be like I.

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00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 4: Am Dewey, or maybe it's like Dan Underhill Ingland no idea.

1191
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1192
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 5: Next we have fbi fed, followed by poop butt but

1193
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 5: with zero's for the o's.

1194
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 4: Oh it sounds like my kids. Yeah, but we're brill

1195
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 4: into professor poopy pants right now.

1196
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 5: Another one was Wiener with a one instead of an eye.

1197
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 5: Another submission that got rejected poor a f again with

1198
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 5: zeros in instead of actual o's.

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00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 4: That's a power you don't want to get into a

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00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 4: crash with because you know the insurance.

1201
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 5: Finally, naked but spelled n e k I D like naked.

1202
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 4: Niked I'm gonna get naked.

1203
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 5: And these are only the ones that I could say

1204
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 5: on the radio. You can't even get some the like

1205
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 5: super super terrible rejected ones. Other than that, there were

1206
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 5: so many versions of hawk Tua it was getting ridiculous,

1207
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 5: but none of those got through. Just know they were

1208
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 5: rejected because Florida stands for integrity. As for this guy's

1209
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 5: personalized license plate, he wanted to put hawkshell up on there,

1210
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 5: but not enough space, too many letters. Still, he wants

1211
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 5: you to moisten his shell just through. Yeah, you know

1212
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 5: how it is. That's how means the stories come to

1213
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 5: an end of the day. We'll do it again, same

1214
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 5: time on.

1215
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 8: Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1216
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 5: You've got a brand new player today. His name is

1217
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 5: Nate And we asked him, why, Nate, why would you

1218
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 5: call in to try and play Brook today? And Nate

1219
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 5: says he has been listening to this show since high school,

1220
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 5: back when this song used to play. Oh my man,

1221
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 5: he thought, you know what I could take her?

1222
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 4: Nate, I swear to God, if you tell me you're

1223
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 4: in your thirties, we're.

1224
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: Hanging right now.

1225
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 12: No I'm not.

1226
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 5: I'm in my mid twenties. Don't worry about it.

1227
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: Was a baby on the show, was in diapers, and

1228
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 1: Jeff wasn't born. Joe was born in the Auks Booth.

1229
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 4: I just celebrated my seventeenth year on air just here, So.

1230
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: That's one hundred and seventeen overall.

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00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 5: Amazing.

1232
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 7: Nate do you want to ask me what the company

1233
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 7: did for me to celebrate my seventeenth year on all

1234
00:58:55,440 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 7: give you? I maybe nothing, nobody anything about it?

1235
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't care.

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00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 5: Brooks, hop onto your walker and wheel out of here

1237
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 5: because we got to get to the game, all right,

1238
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 5: that time in radio. Okay, it's gonna take a while

1239
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 5: for her to leave. Nay, you know the game works.

1240
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 5: He got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1241
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1242
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 5: you have to beat her out right if you want

1243
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 5: to win. Are you ready? Let's do it? Okay for

1244
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 5: your first time, Let's get it done. Your time starts

1245
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 5: now on this day in nineteen sixty seven. Who won

1246
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 5: the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or Chiefs Packers?

1247
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 5: What California attraction uses a slogan America's first amusement park? Oh,

1248
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 5: the Galapagos Islands are part of what South American Country?

1249
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 5: One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty two hundred

1250
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,959
Speaker 5: or two thousand, two thousand? Lord Farquad is a villain

1251
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 5: from what animated film?

1252
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 12: Sure?

1253
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 5: What color are the one dollar bills in a standard

1254
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 5: monopoly game?

1255
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 8: Uh?

1256
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 5: Yellow? Okay? Brook's coming back into the studio here hopefully. Okay,

1257
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,479
Speaker 5: there she is. She's coming back in and worst closed

1258
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 5: the door, and yeah, well they check on the score.

1259
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 5: Let's talk to Nate a little bit, because on my

1260
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 5: screener here it says Nate has three jobs. He makes alcohol,

1261
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 5: dives with sharks, and is a rock climbing instructor. We

1262
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 5: really got a barker.

1263
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 4: The way you do those, which one comes first is important?

1264
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 12: Really?

1265
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want I hope I'm making of the

1266
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 4: alcohols at the very end of the day.

1267
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 5: I mean the alcohol is my Monday to Friday. The

1268
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 5: other two our weekend jobs. I feel like Nate saw

1269
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 5: the most interesting man in the world's commercials and he

1270
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 5: was like, I'm gonna make one life. You might as

1271
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 5: well pack as much as you can, man your very

1272
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 5: full life.

1273
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 4: I make alcohol too, but it's not legal.

1274
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 5: Is that what you were drinking out there while you

1275
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 5: were winning the play? Okay? Because now it's your turn?

1276
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1277
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1278
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 4: Ready?

1279
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 5: Okay, didn't even slur.

1280
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 8: Good job.

1281
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen sixty seven,

1282
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 5: who won the first ever NFL Super Bowl? Packers or

1283
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:03,959
Speaker 5: Chiefs Packers? What California attraction uses the slogan America's first

1284
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 5: amusement park six flags. The Galapagos Islands are part of

1285
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 5: what South American country.

1286
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 4: Ooh, perunal Brazil.

1287
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 5: One cowhide can produce? How many footballs twenty to two

1288
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 5: hundred or two thousand to two hundred? Lord Farquaad is

1289
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 5: a villain from what animated chim.

1290
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 8: Oh?

1291
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 5: Come on and didn't even get that. Let's go to

1292
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 5: the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1293
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 12: So good.

1294
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 9: I love that clip.

1295
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: Nate, you got three correct names.

1296
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.

1297
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 6: Nate.

1298
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: It was Britt and then Brook on Lake.

1299
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 3: Bro.

1300
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 2: Nate, You're gonna have.

1301
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 4: To call back. I can't live with that dot doing

1302
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 4: too many cool things. You can't also beat me.

1303
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 5: He called this shot. He said he was gonna come

1304
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 5: on and take you down, and he did just that.

1305
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,959
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers. On this day, nineteen sixty seven,

1306
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 5: the very first NFL Super Bowl was won by the Packers.

1307
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 5: They beat the Chiefs thirty five to ten. California Attraction

1308
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 5: used the slogan America's first amusement park would be not

1309
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 5: very far.

1310
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: You never hear that anymore?

1311
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 9: Yeah you too?

1312
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 4: Yeah it was fine.

1313
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 16: It is.

1314
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: They still have a log flum cool.

1315
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 5: Galapagos Islands are part of the South American country of Ecuador.

1316
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 5: One cow hide can produce twenty footballs. Around three thousand

1317
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 5: cowhides are used each year for NFL footballs.

1318
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 4: Lot of cows? Do they feed the steaks to the players?

1319
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 4: Then afterwards, I guess I.

1320
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 12: Was gonna ask, like, where does the beef go?

1321
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, says the cows are dead. Yeah, you could just

1322
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 5: take the skin. You just skin them, put them back

1323
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 5: out in the field. They're fine. Lord Farquad is a

1324
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 5: villain from the animated film Shrek. And you didn't get

1325
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 5: to this question, Brook, But what color are the one

1326
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 5: dollar bills in a standard Monopoly game? Red?

1327
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you would have got it wrong.

1328
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're white. So Nate, well done. You said you

1329
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 5: were Brook and you did it. So you're gonna get

1330
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You want a

1331
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 5: fifty dollars Macy's gift card in celebration of National Use

1332
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 5: your gift card Day on Saturday, January eighteenth, Use your

1333
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 5: gift card on something you love at Macy's.

1334
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 12: Heck, yeah, awesome, thank you.

1335
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 4: You make me feel old. Then you beat me, Nate.

1336
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 5: I'll see you next time.

1337
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 4: Brook and I can still see Sonny.

1338
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks for playing. Come back in soon. We're gonna

1339
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 5: do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in

1340
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 5: the morning.