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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on its twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, it's TSG. Is

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Speaker 1: this Megan? This is Megan. I'm sorry. Who are you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you're probably surprised that I didn't have an

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Speaker 1: assistant set it up. My assistant is off for the day,

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Speaker 1: so I'm calling myself making phone calls on my own.

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Speaker 1: It's TSG. I'm sorry, I don't know it TSG. I'm

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Speaker 1: Catherine's uncle, Theodore Sebastian Giles. I go by TSG. Oh TG. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Catherine informed me that you agreed to watch Phineas for

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Speaker 1: us while we're out on vacation next week, and I

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Speaker 1: really appreciate that. I wanted to call and touch base

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Speaker 1: with you a little bit about Phineas because he's a

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Speaker 1: finnicky kitty. Oh yeah, we do have cameras in every room,

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Speaker 1: nanny cameras, not in the bedrooms, not in the bathrooms,

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Speaker 1: but you will be I'm just letting you know in

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Speaker 1: case you want to. Okay, some of those fingers of

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Speaker 1: yours get a little sticky. We do have a lot

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Speaker 1: of nice things around. Oh yeah, No, you don't need

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Speaker 1: to worry about that. I'm glad that you're telling me

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Speaker 1: you are a pet sitter. So I figure you know,

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Speaker 1: one of our vases go missing, you think, no big

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Speaker 1: deal to us, and you get a couple thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for selling it on the black market or whatever you do.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to let you know that we

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Speaker 1: do have cameras. Oh of course, yeah, No, I would

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Speaker 1: never I would never do that. Okay, great, So I

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Speaker 1: let's go over care for Phineas, my kitty. What do

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Speaker 1: I need to know? Are there any like medical conditions

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Speaker 1: I need to know about. No, Phineas is as healthy

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Speaker 1: as a race horse, but he's a kittie. We do

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Speaker 1: have racehorses, though you won't be watching people watching my cat.

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Speaker 1: For sleeping arrangements, Phineas has his own bedroom. Okay, Phineas

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Speaker 1: will need you to be sleeping in the same room.

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Speaker 1: There is a queen size bed, but we will make

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Speaker 1: sure there's a mat on the floor for you to

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Speaker 1: sleep on. Wait, so I'm the one sitting on the

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Speaker 1: mat and Phineas, how are you with waking up early? Um?

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Speaker 1: I don't have a problem looking up early. Okay, wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Phineas gets up at five forty five. It starts at

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Speaker 1: five thirty and then he fully wakes up at about

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Speaker 1: five forty five, so you'll need to be up at

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Speaker 1: five thirty rubbing his little feet. I'm you're you're joking, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why that would be a joke. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, sure I should warn you. Of course we didn't.

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Speaker 1: He's not declawed, so you might get scratched up a

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Speaker 1: bit trying to give him a little bit of a rub.

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Speaker 1: He could be cranky in the morning. How I mean,

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Speaker 1: they're have you done yoga before? Have you ever done

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Speaker 1: yoga before? Um? Yeah, I love yoga, wonderful. How about pilates?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I love plates. So at five forty five,

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Speaker 1: before he eats, he gets his metabolism started by doing

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes of kitty yoga and thirty minutes of kitty pilates.

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Speaker 1: So that's sixty minutes of exercise and then he's allowed

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Speaker 1: to eat, and you'll be instructing. Of course, what is

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Speaker 1: kitty plates. It's pilates, but a kitty doing it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not certified. It's to another thing about Phineas. Another thing

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Speaker 1: about Phineas. He does not go to the bathroom alone,

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Speaker 1: so you'll have to accompany him to the bathroom. But

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Speaker 1: there is a little box right next to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that the little boxes for you. That is

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Speaker 1: his bathroom. I'm sorry, So you're saying that I had

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Speaker 1: to use the box. Yes, the toilet. The toilet is

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Speaker 1: for the cat, the litter boxes for the for you.

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Speaker 1: I I know what I've had my foot. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say no, Katy did not tell me that her uncle

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Speaker 1: is that touches. Oh, that is funny. I've been called

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Speaker 1: all kinds of names by kings and queens and princes

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Speaker 1: and oil airs, but I've never been called a pretentious

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Speaker 1: whatever you just said by someone who before. That's hilarious

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Speaker 1: to me to put that in the next artible. Anyway, Um,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're trying to drive a hard bargain,

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Speaker 1: and I can tell you that I'm game. How much

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Speaker 1: more do you want? So I don't have a phone. Now,

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Speaker 1: you have a good day. I want to call Katie

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Speaker 1: and tell her that her uncle is up pretentious. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: don't do that, because this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone break on you and your friend.

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Speaker 1: Katie set you up what she said that you pet sit.

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Speaker 1: So she told you she has an uncle Ted who

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Speaker 1: needed you to watch his cat just so she could

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Speaker 1: do this phone call. Yeah you're not the uncle. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. So there's no there's no actual no, it's

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Speaker 1: all yeah no, it's all made up. Yeah. Oh my god. I,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Like I was so angry. The Jewels

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