WEBVTT - Summer vs. Winter 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.920 Hey, everyone, it's Josh Johnson and we want to know 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:05.400 what do you want to hear us argue about next 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.280 on the show. Okay, it's very easy to let us know. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.040 You can drop a comment on any of the Daily 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:15.720 Shows clips of hold Up, whether it's Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.919 YouTube or Twitter. You can also hit us up with 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:22.040 the hashtag hold up and honestly, if we have an 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.840 opinion about it, we'll do an episode about it. We 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.639 both love to talk, we love to argue, and we 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.320 love you. So without anything else, let's let's get into 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:42.479 the show. We'll hold up. I'm your co host, Josh Johnson, 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:45.760 a writer for The Daily Show, and I'm joined by 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:52.120 me Duesday Sloan and um I did not want it. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:01:01.000 I'll say this sometimes as someone oh on, hold on, 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.360 I'll say this. Sometimes it's someone who is in the 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:10.200 public eye right and who as a performer, people will 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:15.200 make requests of you when it comes to how you 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.840 express yourself. If you are a fan of a comedian 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:25.360 or a performer, mainly comedian, and you want to d 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.679 m them, message them, come up to them after a 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:33.000 show and give them a joke, give them notes, tell 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:36.039 them about what you think you should. They should change, 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:42.679 shut the funk up, put something in your mouth. I 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:47.400 don't care what it is, and go away. You are 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:53.280 the worst person because you're not a fan. I don't 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.760 need your notes. I don't need none of us need 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.880 your notes. None of us are going to tell your 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.760 bar joke to anybody. And don't get offended when you 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.240 ask us, can I tell you a joke? And we 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:07.480 say no, we write our own material. We don't need you. Also, 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.040 if you're dating a comedian, you are not that interesting. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.720 The number of does that I've talked to us like, 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.600 don't put this in your act. Don't worry, I won't ye. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.480 You're either a nor that I did put it in, 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.680 or or or a nor that I might put something in, 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:26.920 or nor that I won't put something in. And my 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.399 favorite is because we've told men they're funny, because that's 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.800 what the ugly men have to go off of, or 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:36.880 even men want to be interesting, right, so we've told 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.720 men that they're funny. That's why we have this thing 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:42.720 about women not being funny. The number of men I've 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:46.280 had to say to me, I bet I'm funnier than 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:52.680 most of your friends, sir, my friends have comedy specials, 0:02:53.800 --> 0:03:04.280 my friends and comedy specials albums tours. I feel like this, 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:10.760 it would be funny to do this. Uh this episode 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:16.560 is Dulce versus the d O. Well, I can say 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:20.560 I'm very annoyed by the amount of respect that I 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:30.200 get in my d m um. There's never a man 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.640 trying to holler at me in my d ms mhm. Ever, 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.920 there's always some annoying woman. One good thing that has 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.960 been happening is I've been getting lots of pitches in 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.080 my d m for potential episodes, and I think you're 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.200 gonna like a couple of them, a couple of no 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:52.400 one's sending me anything for I would love that got 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.000 I got a bunch of good ones, and so we're 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.680 gonna have to start doing shoutouts, like on the specific 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:02.680 person that's like, hey, we thank you so much to 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.240 the person, because I feel like some of them were 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.480 so specific that I was like, yeah, this is this 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.040 is great. Oh man, I cannot wait to hear it. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.080 But what are some of the ones that we're never 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.000 gonna do. I mean, I don't see us doing DC 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:20.800 versus Marvel. No, one's not really gonna happen. No, no, 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:27.080 uh don't know enough about either camp. I don't know 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:30.240 who's who. I don't know where Spider Man stay. I 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:33.680 don't know where Batman live. Also, Michael Keaton is the 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:39.000 only Batman I care about. That's a hot take, Bros. Wow, 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:43.480 before we get into like a bad, bad debate, let's 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.960 tell the people what this episode is about. Today is 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.200 one that's actually very close to our hearts, very close 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:55.680 to my heart and my titties. See you see what 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.120 I mean though about the like like you know, I 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.279 sort of said a thing and then you sang thing 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.480 you felt, you know, like you were gonna start on 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.200 babe in my face. I'm not trying to start. I'm 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.360 just trying to live my best life. Listen, I got 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.039 these nails done. Okay, I have the nails of the woman, 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.200 like I said on Instagram, the nails of the woman 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:16.520 in Dolly Park warned us about. Okay, I am Joe Line, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.279 Joe Line, you get it. Yeah, no, no, look I 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:26.479 jol so will you jolly listen. I didn't have a 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:31.440 proper warm up, so that didn't Joe listen. I'm gonna 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.800 I'm gonna have to come back on that as well. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.919 Episode after I've had a proper warm up because I 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:40.200 just embarrassed myself. You know, I'm doing great, and tell 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.760 the people what this episode is about, and then tell 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:48.960 them where you stand. This episode is about a conversation 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.920 that I have on a regular basis and a war 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:57.080 that I have in waging since I was a weak girl. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.919 And the topic of today's episode is as if you 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.280 didn't read it on the caption, but but all of 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:11.479 you who did not, it is summer versus winter. Mm hmm. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.880 Bet I know versus in Do I know how to 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.839 say versus in Spanish? No, it's probably versus. I don't 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.240 know who one's ever asked me. What I'm saying is 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:26.880 summer time versus one of time? And since we know 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:32.200 that Josh has a tendency to be wrong, WHOA what's 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:41.640 are do you for? Josh? What time? I'm for? Wrong? Wrong? 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:50.240 You are? You are wrong? You're absolutely catagorically in core 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:55.279 fucking wrecked. And I will tell you all of the 0:06:55.320 --> 0:07:04.000 ways right after this. Mh and we're back listen, Josh, 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:06.520 I can say, in the history of us doing this podcast, 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.000 I never really let you fully get your points out. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:17.200 Mm hmm. Before I stopped them out of existence, you know. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.720 So I want you, I want to give you a 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:27.400 chance on this good Christian morning, m josh, unless you 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:35.239 go ahead and tell us why you live this life. Okay. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.640 So I think that this time that we're that we're 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.720 in right now, in the in the month, is the 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.640 perfect time to talk about this because right now we're 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:46.120 in fall. We're in an equal split between the two. Okay, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.920 you know, we we still have memories of summer and 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:53.320 we still have um a winter to look forward to. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:58.960 And for me, I think that winter is just the coziest. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:03.800 Right You're inside, you're snuggled up, you're eating some good 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.880 some some good hardy food that's warm. You can't have 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.680 that during the summer, all right. If someone made you 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:16.000 like a nice, thick full stew, you don't want that 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:19.000 in the summer. You can't eat it. It's too hot outside. 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:22.320 You don't want hot in your mouth. Okay. You can't 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:27.080 be snuggled up under quilts all sorts of covers and comforters. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:31.960 You can't be under blankets in the summer, all right, 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:35.080 snuggled up with a good book. Yeah, maybe outside while 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:39.839 you're roasting. H but in the winter you're inside, maybe 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:45.200 next to a fireplace, right, all all cozied up with 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:54.920 a honey bun, you know, literal or figurative depend where 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.880 you got honey bun. You're cuddling up with Josh out 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:08.280 of reference coming season, you Josh Johnson, celebrate coping season. Wow, 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.160 I'm not saying celebrate coming sea. I'm just saying, if 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.800 you're with somebody, it's nice to be with somebody when 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.640 it's cold outside. You can snuggle up warm each other. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:20.520 You know, I will say the other thing that's really great. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:24.640 It's like, uh, any any inside activity for a home 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.080 body is only elevated in the winter because now there's 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.720 no guilt about not going out and outside your window, 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.920 depend on where you live, you get to see the 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:39.280 beautiful tranquil snowfall. All right. There's there's something about there's 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:45.439 something about snow on the horizon that's just peaceful and beautiful. Okay. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.360 Winter comes with a lot of good foods, It comes 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:53.800 with a ton of the indoor activities. If you're if 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.640 you're an introvert, winter rain Supreme, get to wear mittens. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.280 Tell me you don't love mittens, No, nigga, I'm not 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:08.880 six years old. Mittens are superior. All right, I'm trying 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.120 this thing where, you know, as a black man, I 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:14.959 gotta be so tough. I gotta act like I love mittens, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:18.000 all right, I wish I had them? All right now, listen, 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:25.440 no one's asking you to be tough. Wow what oh? 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:34.480 Oh you know what a what is? Oh? Wow? The nerve? 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.079 What you know? What a what is? I'm just saying. 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:43.760 No one's asking josh Ezekiel Johnson to throw hands. No 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.520 one's asking you to do that, No one not. I'm 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.199 not even saying through hands. I'm saying be tough. I'm 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:53.880 saying that sometimes in life, especially as a man, you're 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.720 expected to be a certain level of tough where you 0:10:55.720 --> 0:11:04.640 don't even like stuff. Yeah, there are feel mittens, mitten. Uh. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.640 First of all, you don't buy many of them, Okay, 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:12.320 allow them are gifted to you by grandmothers, women in 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:16.360 your life that are of a certain age that I'm saying, 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:22.640 I hear you. Listen, I um disagree with everything you 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:42.200 just said, but listen, I'm wearing my best summertime dress 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:48.319 because I'm trying to keep hope alive so much. This 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.680 is uh, this is a dress whenever I wear it 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.600 on stage is to let white people know that I 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:59.240 have white friends. Um, look at these sleeps. Oh yeah, 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:03.000 the sleeves, the sleeve scream. Yeah. You know, I didn't 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:06.560 enjoy Midsummer, but I watched it, you know, to support 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:12.160 the white community. Midsummer Night's Dream where we oh no, no, 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.960 the horror movie Midsummer that only has Oh I don't 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.640 watch horror movies. It's hard enough out here, dog, I 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.640 don't need my brain attacking me anymore. That that's what 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.320 I'm saying. It says that I'm not saying you did that. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:28.520 Oh yeah, this dress definitely yes. This dress definitely says yes, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:36.600 I'll have a beer, you know as it. This dress 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:41.440 says I'll drink out. I p a disgusting right. I 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.280 called them epas for the longest. No one corrected you. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.360 No one corrected me for like a while. Yo, that's 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:51.760 not even Yeah. Yeah, I worked to Trailer Joe's. You 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:56.800 want to Trader Joe's. That's where they're Yeah, for years. Oh, 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:58.199 I know, you worked to Trader Jos for years. What 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.400 I'm saying is that the fact that you worked at 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:04.760 a Trader Joe's, I p a s live and no 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:08.760 one took the time to pull a young man aside 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:15.320 and stopped saying how did you find out? I eventually 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:19.040 said it out loud and for us somebody, Yeah, I 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.000 was just I was like living in ignorance. But it 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.320 never came up because in your defense, they put an 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:27.000 S on the end, but the S is little. Also, 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:31.000 I don't know what the letters mean, uh Indian pale ale? 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:36.559 Do we mean like Native American? Oh? I have no idea. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:39.360 I just I just know that that when it's spelled out, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:42.880 that's what it is. There is there is there a 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:47.199 beer making history among the Native Americans or the people 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:52.559 of Indian I have no idea. Yeah, I mean I 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:55.640 didn't understand it even when it was explained to me. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.520 I wished that EPA was right. I mean, at the 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:06.520 end of the day, they're still nasty. Yeah, I think 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:10.560 you have to really be a white man to enjoy them. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:15.959 I truly think they're tuned perfectly m h to that 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:23.760 palette because I've never seen anyone who wasn't one. Yeah. Yeah, 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.960 I don't drink, so I have no idea. I always 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.320 forget you. No, I never forget you don't drink. I'm 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.560 always like Josh, I love imagining you at like a 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.160 college party, just being like I don't. Oh yeah, no, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:39.600 I was standing there. Good lord, I can't say I don't. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.760 I don't not drink. Some of my friends was like, 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.640 one of my friends was like, have you considered not 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.320 like stopping drinking, And I was like, I don't drink 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.400 enough to stop drinking. If that makes sense. I feel 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:54.080 like I've only ever seen you have a drink twice, 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.560 and I've known you for years. Yeah, I don't drink all. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.160 I don't drink all the time, and if I do drink, 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:03.280 I'll have one or two. I don't like being drunk now. 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.920 I guess I'll ask you this. Then, since you're on 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:09.280 the side of summer, do you still drink the same 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.560 things in the summer as you do in the winter. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.680 I do the same thing year round, year round. Okay, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:19.080 so I enjoy SOLDI you year round. I enjoy a 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:23.200 whiskey and soda tequila soda year round. If I am 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:30.960 going to go for a fruity beverage, your collad does 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:39.800 your Dakris your Margarite's. It is usually warm outside, I 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.280 will now if there is now, I will have a 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:48.840 margarita year round. If there is caso. Wow. Okay, that 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:50.840 first of all, that makes perfect sense. I used to 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.480 work at a Mexican restaurant and that makes perfect sense. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.200 But also would not have if you had not said 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:00.760 anything paired them together. In my mind, you gotta have 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:03.560 a margarita for eating, So yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:06.320 It's like, it's like that makes so much sense. And 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.040 looking back on when I would, you know, do the 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.360 orders and while I was serving yea, but also never 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.480 put it together until just now. Oh yeah, because you 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:19.280 need the acidity to bust up all that cheese, but 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:23.040 then you need the cheese to help regulate the acidity 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.080 that wants you to have your own cooking show. Because 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:31.640 bust up is oh an incredible way to describe it. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.840 Bust up. Well, the thing is you can't and you 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:37.280 usually can't get I did not realize this until I 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.640 left the South. But you can't get white k so 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:45.440 out of like a couple of southerns like would you leave? Yeah? Yeah, 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:50.720 that's true. Also, I recently bought a knitting machine and 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.040 now I'm out here making beanies. Scarf, Josh, what colored 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.800 beanie you want, baby boy? I got a red color 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:01.080 coming up. Listen, I've seen you in a beanie. Now look, look, look, 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.760 I will take a red beanie. But if you could 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:10.359 make me some red mittens, hey out here all right? 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:13.040 And so you're saying, if I can get you red 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:16.240 mittens to go at this red beanie, you would wear them. 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.840 I would. I would not just wear them, I would 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.480 sport them. There'd be Instagram posts, there'll be a lot 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:26.199 going on mittens and a matching beanie. I don't think 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.840 I've had that in life. Now do you when you 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.720 want your beanie? Do you want the little leg faux 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:35.320 for a little poof on the top was the poof? Do? 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:39.719 I guess I never bought sixty of them, So if 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.439 you want one. A kid once told me that it 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:46.480 breaks up the wind, and I was like, I don't 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:51.640 see how that's possible. But maybe wind breakers don't even 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:55.000 break up the wind. Wind Breakers just hold wind. Wind 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:58.560 Breakers should be called wind catchers. Um, but I get 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.080 what you're saying. Then, Yeah, So like a lot of 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:05.800 what you prefer happens during the summertime. Right. Also, it's 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:10.760 like I don't like being hot indoors, and I don't 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:17.480 like being cold outside. Right. Also, I enjoy sitting outside. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.200 You know, I've got a nice terrace about, so it's 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.000 like I enjoy sitting outside. I have patio furniture, right, 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.560 and it is much easier to sit outside. You know, 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.760 you're talking about reading your books people who are like 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.280 introverts and such. I mean, I think introverts do the 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.159 same thing year round because that they just do what 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:38.199 they do. But if you're going to sit up and 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.840 enjoy a nice but like, like a couple of weeks ago, 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.879 I was sitting on my terraces, uh became on the 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.320 top floor so like I can see, like, you know, 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:50.560 the sky is so big. I sit down there on 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:53.600 my patio furniture reading a book. And if it's thirty 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:57.160 degrees outside, you're not going to enjoy sitting outside reading 0:18:57.160 --> 0:19:01.520 ship because you're you're dabbing an eye, you're dabbing a 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:03.760 nose your thing. You can't feed your fingers to turn 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:10.040 the pages. Right. Also, I'm a beach person, all right, 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.560 that makes sense. So should we have to do an 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:17.800 episode about beaches versus mountains like vacations, I'm down for 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.359 that because I have so many thoughts and feelings about 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:23.720 that situation. Because we have to admit like a beach 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:27.040 is like a summertime vacae. The mountains lost month, and 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:32.119 yes there's really a wintertime gig, right, like going to 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:36.240 the mountains in the summer. It's like girl, for what for? Who? For? Why? 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:42.080 Who asked for those? Absolutely? For absolutely we don't have 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:46.280 to It's fine, but yeah, but I'll tell you why 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:50.480 you're rolled later. Sure, all right, So, like I'm team 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:55.879 summer because it's you're out and about, you're seeing people. 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:59.399 It's just the ability to It doesn't even have to 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:01.200 be like a trip, like you go go on a 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:03.919 date trips. You could just be in a park. You 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:08.720 could just sit in a park then enjoy your day. 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:12.119 You can have a couple of nibbles, you know, a 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:16.400 couple of nibbles, maybe some Bubbie, maybe some epas, whatever, 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:19.199 you and I can join in when you're out enjoying 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:22.680 a nice day. You can just do that. It's easier 0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:27.520 to do things and this stuff. Just getting groceries is 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:31.560 easier in the summertime. Getting doing laundry is easier. Just 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:37.040 running an errand is easier in the summertime because you're 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.200 not out here looking like the kid from a Christmas story. 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:45.439 I understand where you're coming from, because a lot of 0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:48.120 things that you're saying makes sense for you. As long 0:20:48.160 --> 0:20:50.399 as I've known you, all these things have been have 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:54.119 been true. So I get why you lean towards summer. 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:57.040 But there are just certain things that Hey, you're not 0:20:57.160 --> 0:21:00.040 having hot chocolate when it's hot out, Okay, that's that 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:03.200 beverage I'm talking about, sitting in the park. No, no, 0:21:03.200 --> 0:21:06.159 no, no no, I still I still say. There are plenty 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:08.879 of activities that you can go do in the winter. 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:12.280 There's a whole winter Olympics for people that love the winter. 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:15.080 All right, Okay, but what about if you live somewhere 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:22.600 that gets cold but doesn't always snow, like Atlanta, for instance. 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:25.399 People do not know because somebody gave Atlanta to some 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:30.000 white people in a fucking building, gave Atlanta this nickname 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:33.320 of Hot Atlanta, and people think that it's hot year round, 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:37.360 which is not true. Atlanta, WI get down on the teens. 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:41.800 I thought it was called Hotlanta because of the people. No, 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:47.160 that was marketing bullshit. Wow, Okay, because when it came out, 0:21:47.240 --> 0:21:50.560 we all went the funk. We didn't vote for this, 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:55.679 and they put it on everything, and now every cornyast 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:58.800 person I've ever met, Like, so you're from Hotlanta, No, bitch, 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:03.879 I'm not. I'm not from a marketing campaign. None of 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:05.560 us enjoy all of us saw it, and we're like, 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:08.640 this is gonna be a fucking problem. Like no one's 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:12.560 running around like New York with no New Yorkers like, yeah, 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:14.680 I'm from the Big Apple, Like, no one's doing this. 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:18.600 No one is doing that. I'm not running around thembou 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:20.320 calling the peach say. I think for me, the things 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:25.040 that I enjoyed doing the most are during my favorite season. 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.720 So because I enjoy an out an aquatic activity, right, 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:32.480 you can't be in a body swimming pool when it's 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:36.720 forty degrees outside, when your pool is probably frozen somewhat, 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.680 it's colder, ship cold enough to kill you. This is 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:45.200 this one. It's important to have friends with indoor pools. Yeah, sure, 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:47.800 because when men like to do a lot of hotels 0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:50.800 like up North, a lot of them. I have indoor pools, 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:54.760 um more heated pools. So it's like, I can't say 0:22:54.920 --> 0:23:00.639 this summer summer. I kept seeing it on like on 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:03.440 Instagram and was like, yo, this summer left like it 0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:06.680 had somewhere to be. I thought it was just me. 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:08.639 I looked up and was like, bitches, it's in timber. 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:12.680 Yeah what hell? It was? I very quick and I 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:15.040 thought it was just your girl. But everyone else looked 0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:18.159 up in my lege, Oh am I wearing a jacket. 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:21.520 It was it's been and she she flew the coop 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:24.800 bills to pay, and she was upset before she left 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:27.920 because those were some heat waves. I couldn't even sit 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:30.520 outside it was hot, because I was like, I love 0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:35.480 sitting outdoors, but also I know that New York is hot? Wrong, 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.280 what do you mean? I was talking to mattay late 0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:44.480 about this and he completely understood. Okay, listen, so uh huh. 0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:52.720 First of all, it's building hot, it's not nature hot, right, Okay, So, 0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:54.320 like I remember a couple of years ago, I was 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.200 to do the thing called Ausi Fest and they canceled 0:23:57.280 --> 0:24:01.400 it because of the heat. And I called my mother, 0:24:02.960 --> 0:24:05.920 who grew up in Miami. It is the most of 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:09.040 her adult life in the Great State of Georgia, as 0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:14.240 you can see on my Nicolaus. And so I was like, Mommy, 0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:20.200 they canceled this comedy show because of a heatwave. She said, girl, 0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:25.840 how hot was it? Hundred and five hundred hundred five. 0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.520 How hot was it? I said, Mommy, it was gonna 0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:32.160 be ninety four degrees And we laughed for ten minutes 0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:37.960 because in the South we would have whole outdoor festivals, 0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:41.640 hall fucking barbecues and it'd be ninety four degrees outside. 0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:44.480 Why because it's nature hot. And we got enough watermelon 0:24:44.560 --> 0:24:47.639 out here to keep everybody alive. Okay, sit that baby 0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:49.800 in the shade. Come get some of these ribs. We're 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:52.720 gonna have a good day. Okay. We've got enough cold 0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:57.200 drinks out here, enough coke and that is any carbonated beverage. 0:24:57.800 --> 0:24:59.560 We got enough water, We got enough, We got enough 0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:02.520 last We te out here to keep everybody the fun 0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:08.000 a lot, right. You grew up Louisiana and up here, 0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.080 first of all the number of places that do not 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.520 have air conditioning because they love to call themself ignorant, 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:20.399 but we have figured out HVAC. They want to call 0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:22.840 us all kind of backwards and barefoot and stupid or whatever, 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.119 these Yankee bastard's, but we have figured out how to 0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:30.880 cool a home. Okay. The fact of my other apartment, 0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:34.120 I had to have a window unit as a grown adult, 0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:36.360 and I couldn't control, and I couldn't control my heat 0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:42.320 came on, which was also truly disrespectful. I'll pay you 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:47.320 American dollars with a comma in the bitch. Yeah, I 0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.480 got a whole apartment and my heat just come on 0:25:49.600 --> 0:25:52.080 when you say a song. So now I'm just in 0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:54.040 here wearing the least about trying to figure out to 0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:58.560 take my skin off because it's hotter, and a bitch 0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:01.800 in here because somebody, because you know, den no, don't 0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:06.399 turn the fucking heat on and asked my back. So 0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:11.840 I'm a summertime gal because your best family get to 0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:17.280 gifts out here in the summer time. Right. Also, my 0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:23.159 birthday is the ultimate summertime gig. Yeah, my birthday is 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:28.840 July fourth. Wait, Josh, when's your birthday? March six? I 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:31.159 don't know. I don't really bring it up. White a 0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:35.119 minute and waited a minute, and wait a minute, Josh 0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:39.520 Jabbadiah Johnson, how dare? Oh? Yeah, I just I just 0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:42.080 let it. You know what I mean? I I think 0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:44.640 that for me and I truly understand what you're saying. 0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:46.879 I'm not saying summer doesn't have a lot of amazing 0:26:47.000 --> 0:26:51.040