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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines.

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Speaker 3: M m m m m m m m m ming

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Speaker 3: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming. Wow, we're here.

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Speaker 3: We're queer. We want to drink beer. Ye is the beer?

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Speaker 1: The beer is beer.

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Speaker 3: It's probably here, guys.

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Speaker 4: It's huge. This is it. This is the moment we've

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Speaker 4: all been dreading and waiting for. At the same time,

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Speaker 4: we're in the bros.

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Speaker 3: Are Lake of the bros Arks Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Fired up.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it feels good, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: I will say that someone hit me up DM style,

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Speaker 3: slid in them and they.

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Speaker 1: Uh, slit your dms.

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Speaker 3: They slid right in them and they said that they're

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Speaker 3: like I found the first Let's go and it is

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Speaker 3: Tom DeLong in an old Blink one track. Hm, it's like,

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Speaker 3: let's go.

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Speaker 5: From from.

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Speaker 1: Is this like? After no doubt because at the same time.

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Speaker 3: I think it was off take off your pants and jacket.

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Speaker 1: Air great album title.

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Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, I think that was a different

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Speaker 4: type of Let's go that was more of like a

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Speaker 4: let's go and how is that different though, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 4: exactly what Adam just doing.

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Speaker 3: That's literally what I just did.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry. Is that this this it's a different vibe.

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Speaker 4: That's before.

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Speaker 6: I feel like that's the before thing, whereas Let's Go

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Speaker 6: has become an after thing, like a celebratory like that.

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Speaker 4: Happened, Yes, thank you, let's go.

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Speaker 1: But what you just played is for sure a pre.

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Speaker 3: But also let's Go is like it's like.

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Speaker 4: We're waiting for the game.

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Speaker 3: Let's go, Like we're going over like a bunch of

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Speaker 3: bros that are going out for the night and they

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Speaker 3: just chugged an Ashland hard Seltizer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hard seltz Yes.

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Speaker 3: I love it, and then they go, they go, and

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Speaker 3: then they just go to the bar and only talk

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Speaker 3: to themselves. That's what we did at bars. We were

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Speaker 3: so bad at hitting on chicks.

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Speaker 6: Do you think it's more of a pre still or

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Speaker 6: more of an after celebration thing?

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Speaker 1: Now, what is the Let's go? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think it's now. It's just ubiquitous. It's all the time.

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Speaker 3: It's constant.

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Speaker 5: So it's it's fifty to fifty is then what you're saying, Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: It's it's just it's whenever it's people, people will say

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Speaker 3: let's go, like when they get their to ketos at

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Speaker 3: a restaurant.

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Speaker 6: So what I'm saying is they get the they say

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Speaker 6: it after they get the taketos.

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Speaker 1: You could get to ketos at a rust.

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Speaker 3: They get the to keto's, then they go, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Right. So that's my point is that that is an

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Speaker 1: after example.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a before an example before you eat them.

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Speaker 5: Well it's before you eat them, but it's but they're

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Speaker 5: celebrating after that.

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Speaker 1: They got them, they already ordered them.

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Speaker 3: The game is you eating them, not you ordering them.

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Speaker 3: The game is you. That's that's when the whistle blows,

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Speaker 3: you start eating your to this.

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Speaker 6: I feel like when you're handed the food. When you're

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Speaker 6: handed the food and you say let's go, that's celebrating

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Speaker 6: the fact that you got them. And then when you

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Speaker 6: sit and you pick it up to take a bite

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Speaker 6: and you say let's go, that's like, oh, it's about

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Speaker 6: to go down.

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Speaker 5: So those two.

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Speaker 3: Different agree to disagree.

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Speaker 1: It's all part of the same game.

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Speaker 3: Though, it's all part of the same let's go family.

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Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that.

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Speaker 3: That's a brother sister, let's go family, Well.

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Speaker 1: You could have multiple like let's go releases during the

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Speaker 1: same game, right, like you know quarters and all that

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Speaker 1: ship and when you're hyping up for plays.

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Speaker 4: I would argue to say, life is a series of

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Speaker 4: let's go. Right, let's just agree that life is a

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Speaker 4: series of let's go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Life, So let's go.

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Speaker 4: And then you go, and that will be the sign

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Speaker 4: that hangs in my back.

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Speaker 3: Blake is our resident champion of current phrases, right, the

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Speaker 3: king of the with the finger on the pulse.

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Speaker 5: Right, if you need a guy to tell you the

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Speaker 5: latest lang, he'll pull up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the oldest gen z er.

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Speaker 1: Out run looks.

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Then we're here, okay, and we're here today. How are

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Speaker 1: you good?

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Speaker 4: To see everybody?

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Speaker 1: Great to see you as well?

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Speaker 6: A little as mr? Is that what it is called?

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Speaker 6: A should we do that? Should we tickle some ears?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 6: Have you guys seen these videos where like the microphone

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Speaker 6: has like an ear on it.

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Speaker 1: I have seen that where it's an actual ear. It's

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Speaker 1: like a whisper into it. They like suck on the

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Speaker 1: ear and the mic picks up all the noises. I

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Speaker 1: have seen this. This is amazing.

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Speaker 3: This is This is like an as what is it? Mr?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it stands for audio sexual Motherfuckers.

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Speaker 4: Return return normally really out here, really out here.

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Speaker 7: But like there's like a really out there's like a

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Speaker 7: rubber ear that you attached to the microphone and these

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Speaker 7: people are sucking on it and getting paid.

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Speaker 4: This world we're living in is why it's true.

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Speaker 3: This is what I'm talking about, guys, when we go

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Speaker 3: on the live tour. Finally, if we ever do that, uh,

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Speaker 3: we gotta be doing some really cool stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: That's cool merch. If we have this is important ears

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Speaker 3: whatever people want to whisper in and we mold it

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Speaker 3: after our actual ears or buttles.

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Speaker 4: Well, that seems we're talking to the boat. That seems dope.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that feels like a really cool move for

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Speaker 4: even like a musical performer to pull up with like

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Speaker 4: the ear microphone and be screaming in.

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Speaker 1: For sure, you could definitely see like the flaming lips.

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Speaker 1: That's tight. Who's gonna do that first? Wayne Coin?

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Speaker 4: Wayne Coin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Wayne Con is already doing it.

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Speaker 5: Little NASA's little Nazacks.

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Speaker 4: Oh. I don't know if you guys are aware of

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Speaker 4: the word choogie. I was put on this word.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll funk with some chowgi. What's chuge schoogee?

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Speaker 4: Evidently it's a person who has aged out of being cool,

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Speaker 4: but it tries to remain relevant. That is a chowge person.

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Speaker 3: And did someone call you chewgi Blake?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean.

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Speaker 5: What is chuge derived from? And do you use it

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Speaker 5: before you eat sukitos?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? At the restaurant before as at the restaurant players

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Speaker 1: sounds delicious.

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Speaker 3: So chugi is someone that is holding on to a

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Speaker 3: style that was popular when they were in their early twenties,

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Speaker 3: right from early mid twenties when they were young and

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Speaker 3: hip and cool. For instance, I was thinking, like remember

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Speaker 3: in like two thousand and two, two thousand and three,

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Speaker 3: two thousand and four, like like poofy vests, like sweater vests,

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Speaker 3: sure like popular?

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Speaker 1: You mean like down vests?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, down vest that was like cool people would wear

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Speaker 3: that shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah fucket. And then if you.

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Speaker 5: Still wear one every winter, go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Keeps you warm? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And so you rocking that. A gen zer would say

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Speaker 3: that that is a chugy thing that you're doing. You're

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Speaker 3: hanging on I.

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Speaker 1: Think you claiming what a gen z is gonna say,

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Speaker 1: is fucking Chuogy as hell bro for sure, ducking Shoogy.

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Speaker 3: I'm not offended by it. I'm the epitome of chu.

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Speaker 3: I'm the Chugmeister General Lord. I mean, my whole style

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Speaker 3: is ship that I liked when I was twenty years old.

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Speaker 6: Out of this, I mean, yeah, I still wear shirts

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Speaker 6: from high school. They fit differently, they don't hang like

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Speaker 6: they used to.

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Speaker 3: But like I can finally fill them out, right.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? There's no way I'm fitting in

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Speaker 1: my ship from high school?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well, you were on the fucking prom court, so we

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Speaker 5: know that body.

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Speaker 3: You got abes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was lean back there, not no more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you got OBEs.

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Speaker 4: Bullshit, Kyle, you wore size thirty eight pants. He stands

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Speaker 4: by that stands you probably fit better in your high

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Speaker 4: school pants now, and then you did that in high school.

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Speaker 1: That is so true. I gotta go dig through the crdity.

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Speaker 1: It used to be Jenko's Now they're just kind of

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Speaker 1: tied around the clod.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you're Jencos are jorts or jagging outside Jacobs becameggings.

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Speaker 1: You got me, You got me chegy boy, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: got me Cheogy.

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Speaker 3: So it is it is, uh the guys got in

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Speaker 3: late last night. They got in about ten o'clock, not

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Speaker 3: that late, and then we drank until about three a m. Yeah, baby, baby,

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Speaker 3: Kyle drank mountain dew.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a wild guy, probably mountain you guys, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was, I was.

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Speaker 3: And then we've had people puke already yeah me yeah,

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Speaker 3: like Plake is our resident puker already.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then we also had a friend not gonna name names,

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Speaker 3: but uh pissed on his bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And he didn't piss the bed, no, woke up from

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Speaker 4: his slumber, turned around and peed onto his bed.

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Speaker 1: If you witnessed it, no.

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Speaker 4: But he came out very proud of what he did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah really yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: This morning he woke up trying to find the bathroom, like,

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Speaker 5: walked in a circle in his own room, had the

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Speaker 5: spins or whatever, and just couldn't figure it out and

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Speaker 5: just stood up on his bed.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so he was drunk enough to fucking pee on

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Speaker 1: his own bed, make that choice, but also very proud

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Speaker 1: of it. Well, moment, he said, when.

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Speaker 5: It was happening, he was like, oh man, this is

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Speaker 5: this isn't right right, but he couldn't stop. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 5: Like he was looking at the bathroom, and then when

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Speaker 5: it started happening, he was like, yeah, he's probably.

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Speaker 1: Doing laundry right now.

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Speaker 3: I mean to be fair that I haven't seen him.

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Speaker 4: He's not here.

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Speaker 1: I think he's doing some work.

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Speaker 4: Actually, Yeah, that's what's weird is we all came out

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Speaker 4: really hot day one and everybody kind of has like, uh,

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Speaker 4: stuff to do today, like actual work because it is

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Speaker 4: the weak middle of it.

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Speaker 3: But that's it's not weird. I feel like that's very

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Speaker 3: much on brand for us and our friends to come

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Speaker 3: out way way too hot night one. Yea, they we

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Speaker 1: I threw a photo up the other day and within

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Speaker 4: That's not what I gets. Well, you know what docs?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what docs mean?

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Speaker 1: Dude? I thought something had been hacked and like they

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Speaker 1: I got so nervous that like something was happening to

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 5: Were you high for this?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Bro? What was going on?

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Speaker 5: What do you think took quote the weekend?

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Speaker 1: Were you high for this? Bro? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: So you were tweaking?

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Speaker 1: So wait so you were tweakend? It actually got me tweaking.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, your jeans back in the day, what they say.

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Speaker 4: No, no?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Lucky you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Shirts didn't say nothing.

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Speaker 4: Jeans they said lucky you.

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Speaker 3: They said lucky you because they were Lucky brand jeans

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Speaker 3: No one was lucky.

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Speaker 4: Would they be lucky to do so? No?

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Speaker 1: Hang on, that's not true. That's not true. It was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need the zipper that says I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: There's a few, there's a small handful.

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Speaker 6: And we don't need to get intodeats. But I do

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Speaker 1: Tails are the tails that a tail so wet. Someone

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Speaker 1: some point, And was there any mention of it? Was

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Speaker 3: I rapped my pants off so quickly. It was never

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Speaker 1: There was no. That's not alarmed. That's not alarming. I

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Speaker 4: There's Adams just saying there's a window when someone a

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Speaker 4: I'm about to hook up with this guy. He's like,

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Speaker 5: This dude would ro breakaway underwear and ship just snaps.

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Speaker 4: On the side, just like a wind suit. You had

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Speaker 3: We have a big day ahead of us. We got

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Speaker 1: Was there an agenda?

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Speaker 3: Got a lot of drinking to do. That's We've got

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Speaker 3: of Michael's Out, Michael Steak Chalet. We have our own

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Speaker 3: we're gonna have our own private bartender and then we're

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a hut. Sometimes they make pizza. Uh

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Speaker 3: I'd be sick.

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Speaker 5: It's this hot shape building and there's a pizza red

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Speaker 2: We're bad.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 4: The thing that was upsetting me is throughout this whole

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Speaker 4: band of all time kiss It's props because they did

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Speaker 4: it way first. When they put their blood in the

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Speaker 5: Can I tell you I No one was talking about that. Absolutely,

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Speaker 5: no one knows that factoid.

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Speaker 4: Nobody knows that Kiss made a comic book with their

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Speaker 5: No one knows Kiss made a comic book.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure it was Kiss though? Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Because I thought this was Glenn Danzig that did this shit. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: Danzig used to fucking draw with his blood.

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Speaker 3: No, it was then, not everybody's putting blood on everything.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's gizzing on everything. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what what we hold.

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Speaker 3: For our tickets? Yeah, for our tickets that we sell

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Speaker 3: for our live shows. Wait wait, we jizz and we

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Speaker 1: Uh you bro?

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Speaker 4: We Metallica? Reload?

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Speaker 3: Nah, yeah, we reloaded.

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Speaker 1: We went seven minutes and seven seconds without talking about

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Speaker 1: Jays and here we are. Nah he tweaking.

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Speaker 6: Speaking of like bad shit on stage. This is classic.

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Speaker 6: And this was something we showed in the writer's room

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Speaker 6: Lenny Kravitz was a show and my god, he went

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Speaker 6: like down into like a tuck and his pants ripped,

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Speaker 1: Jumped up without missing a beat and blocked it with

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Speaker 5: I was like, this dude is a true professional.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: And that spring shot out. It was like a slinky.

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Speaker 1: It was loaded.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like packed in there.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't seen that video, you can watch it

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Speaker 4: as a gift or a jiff now and it is

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Speaker 1: No one talks about that anymore.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 4: He slurps his dick back up and he knew his

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Speaker 5: It's like when you touch it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was blown away when I brought it out from

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Speaker 1: Marissa and I was like, check out this dude. Look

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Speaker 5: You're blown away. I was astonished.

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Speaker 4: It's like a lightning strike of dick and then it's

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Speaker 4: are you gonna go? Yeah, it's an amazing recovery.

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Speaker 3: A lightning strike.

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Speaker 5: It's so cool.

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Speaker 4: God, oh man, he is something else, isn't he?

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Speaker 1: And like, that's how cool he is is that that

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Speaker 1: feet are like I was, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm reeling

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Speaker 1: over here. Yeah. When was that your first time on

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Speaker 1: jet ski?

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Speaker 8: Really?

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Speaker 1: You go on a wave Runner? Yes? Well, because twelve

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Speaker 1: why did you discern wave I have trouble. I know

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Speaker 1: I did jet skis where they you know, how you

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Speaker 1: so you could ride those kind of like wave Runner.

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Speaker 3: Where do you sit on the back of it?

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Speaker 1: Like where you stand? I feel like I did that

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Speaker 1: when I was like eleven or twelve. I don't think

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Speaker 1: When you fold it down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been lying to what's this whole podcast?

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Speaker 1: Kyle?

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Speaker 3: Was the first you come in? You say, you say

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Speaker 3: I look like, yeah, so Xdam's air breads ever ridden

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Speaker 3: a jet ski before?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You said no? Never, I said yes, And then you

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Speaker 1: Right, right? I haven't not since I was twelve. Well,

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Speaker 1: I got I'm confused a little bit, and I just down.

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Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still reeling from the fun. You guys

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Speaker 1: I'm coffeed up, I'm jet skied up. I'm fucking out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm drinking a liquid IV. I'll be fineing about one minute.

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Speaker 4: There's my guy.

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Speaker 3: I would smash a liquid IV right now, and let's.

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Speaker 4: Throw it to Kyle, who is laying in a bed.

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Speaker 4: And it's not a deathbed, it's a life bed.

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Speaker 3: Yle knew a check. He's post surgery. He just had

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Speaker 1: I finally got final cut, you know, final cut, final cut.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty funny, from.

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Speaker 4: Editor to director to getting your dick cut.

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Speaker 1: Bro, it's the craziest. It's the craziest.

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Speaker 4: One more time, Blake, I said, editor, that's a director.

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Speaker 1: To getting your dick cut?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: Was that it?

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Speaker 1: Like it was really really, really good? Yeah, it's cut.

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Speaker 1: They cut my vast deference out. Gentlemen, can we name

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Speaker 1: the episode that they cut my vast deference out? Gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: That's what they did, and I saw it. And what's

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Speaker 1: the difference. What's what's the difference between I don't go

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Speaker 1: and no more started the paint? You start at the penis?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so no break it down for us because

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Speaker 3: we're sending live photographic evidence of you getting your dick.

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Speaker 5: Snapped, bloody bandages and ship.

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Speaker 3: And we couldn't really see what's going on, but it

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was nuts.

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Speaker 5: You do a Tommy tuck at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Hang it out.

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Speaker 3: You were awake. I was awake and you could see everything. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: walk us through this.

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Speaker 1: I went into the doctor's office and they basically were like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I did it. And I did that, and the words

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Speaker 1: take this knack and shirt skirt thing.

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Speaker 4: And Taco Bell knap.

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Speaker 3: You into the lake of the bros. Arc You went

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Speaker 3: to the Lake of the bros Arcs. Doctor, ah, shit, fam.

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Speaker 1: Skirt thing and throw it over your deck.

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Speaker 3: Hey dude, you might have cancer.

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Speaker 1: What's up.

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00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 4: I don't know.

452
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna double check.

453
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,359
Speaker 4: A couple of napkins over your cock, real clean.

454
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 5: The instruments are on a fast food tray.

455
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,359
Speaker 3: Lucky you.

456
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,520
Speaker 1: This was insane. And then they were like she came

457
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 1: back in and she's like, okay, lay down, and I

458
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 1: was like, all right, is a girl? All right? Fine?

459
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 1: I will Yeah. Then she takes a napkin thing the

460
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,359
Speaker 1: skirt off and she dumps this. She's like it might

461
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 1: be cold, and I'm like, what the fuck. And there's

462
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 1: this whole dump of just like you know that brown

463
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 1: fucking like cleaning liquid. No, sure you know that brown

464
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, it just dumped I adyninge all over my

465
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 1: fucking dick and balls.

466
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 5: Bro oh boy, I would pay to see that.

467
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: It was unreal.

468
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, why did you send that picture?

469
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,919
Speaker 1: Just you're muddy looking junk. I'll send you the picture.

470
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 1: I took a picture of it afterwards, but I was like,

471
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 1: this is too gruesome. This is asty, Like.

472
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 5: Did you have to shave before you went in or

473
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 5: did they shreat call?

474
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Did they shave you? Yeah? I shaved my nuts in

475
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 1: the shower beforehand. I did that. Yep.

476
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 4: Leading up to did you can we throw to our

477
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 4: sponsored manscape.

478
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: The Man's skate buzzers.

479
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 4: With the light on it that like highlights everything. I love.

480
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:20,239
Speaker 9: Man.

481
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great product. You're gonna want the light Siller products.

482
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: Wait did you have to shave or did you do

483
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: that out of like a Curtis? No, you had to

484
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, that's why? See how much?

485
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 1: Why are we paying them? Like if we're at home

486
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 1: doing all the shaving bullshit? Thank you? I'm prepping myself

487
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 1: for surgery. Now come on, give me up there, hang on.

488
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,480
Speaker 3: Hang on, hang on, so let's slow it down.

489
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 1: All right?

490
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 3: You shaved the nut sacks before?

491
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 5: What did you eat?

492
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: Slow it down? Slow it down? No, I shaved the

493
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: nuts like the morning up.

494
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 3: It's bulky. But I considered carry on. Did you shave

495
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 3: the nutsack both both sides.

496
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: Or did what?

497
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,360
Speaker 3: Did they just go through one?

498
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: Shave everything?

499
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 3: Did you get underneath?

500
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,199
Speaker 1: I shaved everything?

501
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 5: Did you shave both sides or just leave like a mohawk?

502
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 3: Did you shave your buttle?

503
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 1: Did you get that has nothing to do with my buttle,

504
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: It's only my balls.

505
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 5: Did they go through the buttle?

506
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 3: But I was just thinking you're already down there you

507
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 3: might as well.

508
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 4: He doesn't know they're going to be down in that

509
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 4: area because your legs are going to be up in

510
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 4: stir up.

511
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: I think if I would have did it the night before,

512
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: I would have got lost in what you're talking about, Adam.

513
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: But because I did it the morning of, I had

514
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 1: somewhere to be, so you raced through it. I did.

515
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 1: I was nervous first time.

516
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 5: So it looks like a fuck it.

517
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: It looked like.

518
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 6: What's a good example of something that like a chop

519
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 6: of comparage, basically like there's a little bit of hair

520
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 6: come out of part of it.

521
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 4: It's like a little patch, Yeah, a little patch like

522
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 4: a rabbit rodent.

523
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the.

524
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 3: World's Ugliest dog. Do you remember that photo?

525
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,719
Speaker 4: Oh man, Yeah, your dick definitely looks like the World's

526
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 4: Ugliest dog.

527
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 3: Lucky you, that's what you said to the doctor. Lucky you.

528
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 5: What is the movie where like.

529
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 6: A rat goes through like some sort of like thing

530
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 6: and it comes out the other side all like crazy

531
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 6: and mangled with like a white eyeball slide in my

532
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 6: dms with that answer, people, I don't know.

533
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 4: Ninja turtles too.

534
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: I think it's something like that. Somebody will know it

535
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: seems real, never fail.

536
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: Are you a Satanist?

537
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: Blake?

538
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super into same you are.

539
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: I like his vibe.

540
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 4: I like his vibeather.

541
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 5: What's your favorite Satan song?

542
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 4: My favorite Satan song?

543
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: Question? A bunch of songs about the devil, like like

544
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: shout at the Devil. Yeah, that's a good one, shout

545
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: at the devil, running with the devil?

546
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 5: Is it good?

547
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 4: Running with the devil?

548
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 3: Van Halen?

549
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be my favorite.

550
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 3: That might be my favorite.

551
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,719
Speaker 1: Rob Zombie has some good devil tracks that I'm as

552
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: a devil. Yeah, I don't know.

553
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: What's your favorite Jesus song then? Or God song? Rather?

554
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 4: Oh?

555
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 5: I know the one you hate the most because it's

556
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 5: so good. You hate it because you're a Satanist.

557
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 4: Do you guys remember this one? It's kind of it's

558
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 4: a little it's a little long, so just bear with me,

559
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 4: but it goes. If I had a little white box

560
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 4: to keep my Jesus in, I would take him out

561
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 4: in and put him back again. And if I had

562
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 4: a little black bucks keep my Satan in, I would

563
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: take him out and smash his face and put him

564
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 4: back again.

565
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 3: Wait, so this is like a violent song.

566
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 4: Well, that's what was really fun. When you would go

567
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 4: to Sunday school. You could really like get your aggression

568
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 4: out on that violin, like you could add to it,

569
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 4: like smash his face and step on his ball, smash

570
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 4: his fucking face.

571
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 3: That's not very Christian. That's not very Christian though, right

572
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 3: did you say that?

573
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 4: No? I disagree. I think killing Satan is the peak

574
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 4: of Christianity. We must kill Satan?

575
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I say? Or is it very Christian? You

576
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: know they got they got a history. We all got

577
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: a history of God views Satan bro yep. I would

578
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: smash his fucking f I guess off.

579
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then my Sunday school teacher would be like, yes, yes,

580
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 4: very good blake, Like.

581
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 6: That's a cool like Sunday school teacher, like just at

582
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,239
Speaker 6: home whistling. And then they're like what if I oh,

583
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 6: this could be fun song. And then like it goes dark?

584
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 6: Who is this person who's writing this song?

585
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: If I had a little Jesus in a little white box,

586
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: and why is white good and black bad?

587
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 5: Guys, it's it's all fucked up.

588
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 4: That was established. Yeah, it's weird, you know.

589
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 3: Lots of levels and layers.

590
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just it's anyoney's gonna be a box, thank you.

591
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: It can't be any sort of other.

592
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: That's where I draw the line. Why has it got

593
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 3: to be the box? Man?

594
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 4: What going to be a ball or a sack?

595
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: Like a cup? Satchel grot them?

596
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it can be a cup. Can't be a just

597
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 3: a pyramidic a cup with a top? Yeah?

598
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 4: What the hell? Can't be a phallic symbol?

599
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 3: I'm pissed.

600
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Now the suitcase. Now I'm hungry. We have had no breakfast.

601
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: I fucking went out on jetski.

602
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 5: I like that.

603
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: You're saying jet ski as if you worked out this morning.

604
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: I did. I'm standing the whole time. Oh do you

605
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: stand on it? Bro? Because I'm standing the whole time?

606
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 3: Did I stand on it?

607
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: I realized for hours? I stood the whole day, the

608
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: whole time.

609
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,199
Speaker 3: Going to bed, I was also up.

610
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: I went to bed at four and I woke up

611
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: about six thirty seven o'clock. Bro, that's rough.

612
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on like two hours of sleep, bro, yes,

613
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 3: and coffee. I'm because you've done nothing but lie this

614
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 3: whole podcast.

615
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: I'm not a good liar, Okay, I believe you got.

616
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 3: Seven hours of sleep.

617
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: That's not true.

618
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 3: I believe you sat down the whole time, only it is.

619
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:53,239
Speaker 1: It is true. I got about six. What is what happening? Now,

620
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: let's take it go on around what time did you

621
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: go to sleep?

622
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 4: Don't take this on a round the time you go.

623
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: To sleep ten pm thirty four o'clock, which is two

624
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: of us. We're only talking about the time we're living.

625
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 5: Yea.

626
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck I'm looking up for okay,

627
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: and so then what time did you wake up? Seven? Seven?

628
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Where's the six? And then I went back to sleep

629
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,239
Speaker 1: for so it really was like a workout. You hit

630
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: the wave runner. Sorry, Jesski, I don't know what we're

631
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: calling it. It's a wave runner out there. I'll let

632
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: you know. It's a wave runner. I read the side

633
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: of the fucking do hickeyes All right, okay, you know

634
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: what we did do on our wedding. I remember we

635
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: specifically did dessert first and then we had a second

636
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: dessert afterwards.

637
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 4: We did dessert first, okay, okay, after.

638
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: The processional, like, we all went over to party, and

639
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: then they're the orders that came out. They weren't savory,

640
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: they were sweet desserts, baby desserts.

641
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: Dessert first dessert.

642
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like it came from that, Like

643
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: it was like, let's do it did come from that?

644
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

645
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean well yeah, well dessert firstus the thing

646
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 3: we would chant on Workaholics.

647
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: Specifically the man up episode, because real men eat dessert first,

648
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: the logic and.

649
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 3: They drink road marks.

650
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: So they dumped the ooze. They dumped the ooze all

651
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: over my dick and balls.

652
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of a Ninja turtle scenario.

653
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 3: And is that Iandine doesn't numb you?

654
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 1: Right?

655
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 4: No?

656
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 3: Was your dick numbah?

657
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 4: No?

658
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: No, not at that point, but that's what they were doing.

659
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: They were cleaning it for the numbing.

660
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 3: Because so and were these male doctors or was there

661
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 3: a female doctor?

662
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: Female doctor was prepping me and the uh, she just

663
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: got to see all your nuts and stuff dude, straight

664
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: up of the job. I was blown away with how

665
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: open this process was, Like I was like, what is

666
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: going on? But just like moving it around and making

667
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: sure it's all clean and all that, like picking it

668
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: up dude.

669
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 6: Yes, wait, did she have like she had gloves on

670
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 6: and stuff or did she use like forceps?

671
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: I think so. I was kind of looking straight up, bro,

672
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, did.

673
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 3: She use her mouth?

674
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 4: What?

675
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: Adam?

676
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 3: We just want to know you went to look at

677
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: the bros arks doctor. Did they use their mouth?

678
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: No, not at all. She was very professional.

679
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 5: It just this is going somewhere that makes me uncomfortable,

680
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 5: but answering.

681
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: It just caught me off guard. But it was pro

682
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: they us all the time, So I have to assume

683
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: that this is par for the course, lack.

684
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: Of a better word. They were manhandling your cock.

685
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, did she make the mouth of your penis talk?

686
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: She did not. She didn't play any games. It was

687
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: all business. It was all good. Did she do this?

688
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 4: Can I just the locknest monster?

689
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: I felt safe? Okay, that's just I felt safe, all right? Okay?

690
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: Then that then the doctor comes in and says like, yo,

691
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I want to listen to some music. Why don't you

692
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: pick some music?

693
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 5: Why do they even do this cool shit?

694
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 3: He wanted to set the mood.

695
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 4: They got the vibe.

696
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 3: He wanted to set the mood a little bit.

697
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: Well, and I was like then he then he left.

698
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll be back and then play a little

699
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: skint it out. He left, and so then I was like,

700
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: what is what does he like to listen to it.

701
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: I want him to listen to what he but he

702
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: would listen to you know, like what's up? And so

703
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: then I'm like, all right, fuck it, let's just play

704
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: some jazz and so jazz, Yeah, I said jazz.

705
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 5: What if the doctor, Kyle, what if the doctor was

706
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 5: like she didn't touch your penis?

707
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: Did you? And You're like, yeah, this kid and they

708
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: have to do that. Let's have some fun. I'd be like,

709
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: h music do you want? You're like we'd al So

710
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: I put on some I said jazz. She said, Alexa,

711
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: play jazz, and then she played it. Shut the fuck up, seriously,

712
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: I swear to god. She said, Alexa play jazz.

713
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 4: That's su oh.

714
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: I thought her name was Alexa.

715
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 3: She didn't even drop some cold training on your face.

716
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: No, it was whack. And then she left the room

717
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is not the type of music

718
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: I want to listen to. So then I was like,

719
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: Alexa play Allman Brothers. Yeah you want somebody improvisers?

720
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: They play Almond Brothers.

721
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: I saw play Almond Brothers. I thought that might be

722
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: a better thing to get snipped to. And then it

723
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: came on with like and I was like, no, this

724
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: what song is that. It was Jessica.

725
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 4: It was, uh, it's from Guitar Hero for sure. Back

726
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 4: in our house, like throwback style to the good old days.

727
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just very sweaty drinking a tall boy playing

728
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 3: some Guitar Hero.

729
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: Songs.

730
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 4: Each there's only it's one long one.

731
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 6: I thought that was The Grateful Dead though ironically that like,

732
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 6: I always thought that was similar.

733
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 3: Similar vibe. Sure the Internet will tell us that we're wrong.

734
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: We are how many times that we're all collectively like, yeah,

735
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: that is the Almond Brothers, absolutely for sure. And then

736
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: the Internet's like, no, that was fucking Jamaine Duprie or something.

737
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 4: Wait, totally not at all though, so deaf.

738
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: That was Mom tell Jordan's you're like, you guys are

739
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: so wrong.

740
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 4: Yeah no wait Kyle, did you say Jessica? Yeah so yeah,

741
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 4: no it's Melissa.

742
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh sweet movie. I don't know, all right whatever.

743
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 4: Anyways, Almond Brothers pops on.

744
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 3: He's gone tell you what I'm doing.

745
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: I uh, I got it.

746
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 3: I'm getting a griddled baby. And then he got it.

747
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: There's this griddle last week and then he goes, oh yeah,

748
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I got the griddle every morning, eggs bacon

749
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 3: waking up the flash eggs, and he gets closer and

750
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: closer every time he tells you he's like pancakes, ash browns,

751
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 3: everything you want, baby, And I'm like, oh, yeah, that'll

752
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 3: be awesome. People will love that. And here we are,

753
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: damn near one pm.

754
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: Here we are not a they're on the table though.

755
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 3: There What happened?

756
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 4: Do you remember when we before we started the pond,

757
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 4: everybody was in the kitchen. Everybody was like making things happen,

758
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 4: and then they all just abandoned us.

759
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: What the hell we were doing?

760
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 3: The podcast?

761
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: We're respecting.

762
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: I wanted it to be bustled. But the griddle is outside.

763
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: We could be cooking eggs and all that out there. Yeah,

764
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: so what's wait are they we're giving him one pass?

765
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: What we got one?

766
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 4: Like one month?

767
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no going back.

768
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 3: This was it.

769
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 4: This was his swing so we can fire on your

770
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 4: dad's and I yeahure, dude, Have you guys heard of

771
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 4: and this is a real thing. Have you heard of

772
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 4: Disneyland gangs like where you wear your your vest and

773
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 4: you like rock your colors and you claim a section

774
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 4: of the park and like other gangs aren't allowed to

775
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 4: go into your parts or you guys like Rumble and Ship.

776
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 5: Of course we have Satan.

777
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 3: No, but they don't rumble, do they. There's no rumble.

778
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: I mean they might like snap their fingers and walk

779
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: in a circle, right.

780
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fighting Broadway style.

781
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, they break their fingers. It gets bad

782
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 4: out there, like the Haunted House, Hector's or something versus

783
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 4: like the Future Future Islands and Ship. Really, you gotta

784
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 4: look it up.

785
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: Future Islands.

786
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 4: I made up the names.

787
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 5: I think that's a bandure yeah, the band Yeah.

788
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you're saying the Future Island guys are

789
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: in a gang.

790
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 4: They're in a Disney gang.

791
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: The Mickey Ben. Wait, so how old were you when

792
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: you went Adam that you were just over at twelve

793
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: or something.

794
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: No, I was fourteen years old. I just remember. I

795
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 3: was just like too horny to be out in public.

796
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 3: I was too horny.

797
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 5: But it's Orlando. Titties were out no mom boob.

798
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 4: I know.

799
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 3: But I was jerking off all the time.

800
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: It was not.

801
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 3: I was like just dip it away to go jerk

802
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,240
Speaker 3: off places.

803
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 5: I'm like, it sucked, right, mini mouse.

804
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: I should have just been at my house where I

805
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 3: could just jerk off at peace.

806
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it is a bummer because you do when

807
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: you go on a family vacation, you kind of have

808
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: to like mom and dad sleep in the bed and

809
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 1: then you pull out a cot and your sister's in

810
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: the same room or your brother's in the same room.

811
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: It's really hard.

812
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there was no like two bedrooms. It was

813
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 3: all four of us sleeping in one hotel room. So

814
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: it's just me taking like a lot of bathroom breaks. Yeah,

815
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 3: Like I'm just always shitting you know.

816
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you took long showers.

817
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 3: I'm taking super long shrivers.

818
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: Why is a conditioner all going?

819
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 3: And then my dad absolutely every time one knock on

820
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,479
Speaker 3: the door, and he'd be like, uh.

821
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna go blind in there because he knew worth.

822
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 3: It because he knew. And I'm like, you, I'm not.

823
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 3: Why do you always say that of the time.

824
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 4: I was you had your dick in your hand while

825
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 4: you're saying like no.

826
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 3: You like, no, I'm not, I'm not.

827
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm jagging off. That's what I'm doing. I'm stroking

828
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: it like very gently, and now I'm working the head.

829
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: Sure I am. I mean no, I'm using both hands right, yeah, No,

830
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: I'm standing up.

831
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 4: I just have my hands in one position and I'm

832
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 4: fucking then I'm.

833
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: Sure I am dad.

834
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm watching myself in the mirror my own hands.

835
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dropping into my own hand. Sure.

836
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm using the detachable shower head to shoot up

837
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 4: my ass on my balls.

838
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: Your dad's in the hallway going like.

839
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: I think he's fucking doing it.

840
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 4: I think he's actually doing it.

841
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 3: Well, knock it off.

842
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: Then, yeah, there he is. Thank you for the eggs, sir.

843
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that. I think that was a

844
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 4: later episode in the season. I don't recall which one

845
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 4: that actually later.

846
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 1: I remember doing the bit was a later episode of

847
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: the season. And then he said, what did I say?

848
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 4: I'm broke, man, I'm dusted.

849
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 3: I'm dusted, and the bloody Mary's not I'm bringing you

850
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 3: back at all.

851
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 4: It's helping a little bit. But I puked right before

852
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 4: we got on air. It's not good for some reason.

853
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 4: Like I thought this whole like Bros. Arcs Live cast

854
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 4: would be like a fun idea to do like in

855
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 4: the afternoon, but woke our ass up at like ten

856
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning to like do this ship.

857
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah that was rough. Yeah, I was out on the

858
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: jet Ski and I was and I get a fucking

859
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: like a whoop woop come in. I'm like, I'm having fun.

860
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. And then it's like, all right, cool,

861
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: come in here, and none of you guys even want

862
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 1: to do it right, I'm stoked on it. I can't

863
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: believe that.

864
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 3: Being said, I was like to everybody, I was like, hey, uh,

865
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 3: if you want to come on, you have like a

866
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 3: fun story or whatever you want to tell on the podcast.

867
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 3: You know, it's a bachelor party podcast. I think it'd

868
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 3: be fun if if anyone wants And everyone was like, yeah, I.

869
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Think they're coming in forty five minutes. They're going to

870
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: come in.

871
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

872
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 5: They were like, we'll come towards the end, and I

873
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 5: said sure, said people, Oh.

874
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 4: There's no one here, it's just us.

875
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

876
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 4: Adam's bachelor party is very sad.

877
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: We have cardboard of our favorite celebrities.

878
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 4: He made us do our podcast.

879
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 3: I don't think this was my idea.

880
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: Was this my idea? It could have been, Oh, let's

881
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: walk it back, get the tapes. Yeah, that's walking back.

882
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: I'm having a great time, guys, I am too.

883
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 9: I my favorite episode of today, I think so of

884
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 9: the season going to a couple of later episode. In

885
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 9: this sear it's a three parter for sure, because there

886
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 9: was a photo.

887
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: That came in the text from Adam's dinner. From the

888
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: dinner where you have your shirt of bachelor party text, Dude,

889
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: you look gorgeous. Thank you.

890
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look really hot.

891
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: The writings perfect. Everything is just really good. It made

892
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: me see you in a whole new light, thinking.

893
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 3: And yeah, you're gorgeous. Hot as ship. Right, what happened

894
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 3: is you you leaned out?

895
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's going on? I'm back in the pool. I'm

896
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 5: back in the pool.

897
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: You leaned out. He's back in the man, That's what happened.

898
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: That'll do it.

899
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 3: He's got that long lane once again.

900
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: Do you think I do you think I'll be able

901
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: to get that kind of body if I play pickleball? No?

902
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 4: No, is that the one where you bounce it off

903
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 4: the trampoline.

904
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: It's a very it's like a very small tennis. Yeah.

905
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's.

906
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: Going to do it.

907
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, here's the thing how you might, But

908
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 4: you have to do it for longer than a week.

909
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to really stay on it, because I

910
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 4: know you're saying I'm playing pickleball now, But are you

911
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 4: or is this just.

912
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 6: This muscle confusion, muscle confusion, stomach illusions?

913
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: Fantastic?

914
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 3: How much pickleball are you playing?

915
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not playing. I'm thinking about picking it

916
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: up because the shot. Okay, on, shadows are trying to

917
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: get get going there on it. So I'm like going

918
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: to join them and we're some some pickleballing out there

919
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: in Toronto.

920
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 5: Is pickleballing when you like finish a sandwich and then

921
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 5: you ball up the pickle And.

922
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I think it is. I guess.

923
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 4: Okay, we got.

924
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: Another Adam Ray from from the distance.

925
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 4: Just said that he puked as well, So a three

926
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 4: pointer from beyond the arc, A fellow puker.

927
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know where he is.

928
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 4: I just heard his voice, That's the thing. Adam Ray

929
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 4: has the most beautiful voice.

930
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: He's got the best voice of our residence.

931
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it can be coming from it. It was

932
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 4: like the voice of God just kind of pierces your spine.

933
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Adam, Thank you God, Thank you God. I'm a great bachelor.

934
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 9: I like that.

935
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: God is also the same voice as like Santa Claus.

936
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 3: God's voice is the same as commercials.

937
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so setting the Moon? So then I decide,

938
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: I decide it's not the right track. It's not the

939
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: right track, though, I said, I quickly they they're coming in.

940
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: I was like, Alexa play Miles Davis and then and

941
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: then it went down.

942
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 3: Alexis confused, kind of all over the place.

943
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: And then the whole thing after that was this like

944
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: fucking wild ass Miles Davis track that just like was insane.

945
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: I had never heard this track before.

946
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 4: Do you know the track?

947
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't know the track, but it was you know,

948
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: it's like round about Midnight where it's just like he

949
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: starts to go nuts on some shit and it's like, wow,

950
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: this is the score to get your vast deference cut out.

951
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 3: To Okay, it's bizarre, So okay to set the Moon?

952
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: What what we're imagining? Pretty sexy woman? How old was

953
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 3: this woman, Kyl that man handled your cock?

954
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what are we doing? Yeah? No, why

955
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: are we doing this? I don't want to do this, Mark,

956
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. This is a professional person. I

957
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 1: felt safe.

958
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,479
Speaker 3: Now you felt you felt safe?

959
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: I felt safe.

960
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 3: How old was this woman that man handled your cock?

961
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 4: No?

962
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: Idea sixty sixty sixty year old experience.

963
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: Now this is all Adam's making, this experienced and she's

964
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: flipping and flopping your cock around.

965
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 3: Did you get any kind of a job or it

966
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: was too much, it was too sterile of an environment.

967
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: Not, it was very sterile, very safe. There was a

968
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: job to happen. It was fear boner, ferection, nothing, nothing, no.

969
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 3: Fear bonner, no fearrection.

970
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: I will say I did glance to make sure, but nothing.

971
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Because it was so cold that could barely feel my dick.

972
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: It was so cold. This iodine was freezing.

973
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 4: They know what they're doing was was their hands cold?

974
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: The hands were cold. Everything about it was cold. There

975
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: was not a warm part of this whole situation. It

976
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: was all cold.

977
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: Now you think they would want a hot, hot, hot

978
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 3: cot No, hear me out what Let me think they'd

979
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: want hot so they could stretch the skin a little more.

980
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: Kyle, You would think they would want this, right, I would, Yeah,

981
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: you're right.

982
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 3: I think that because it's everything's everything is kind of

983
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 3: runk up.

984
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 4: It's harder to work with shrunk up.

985
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 3: It's hard to get in there. You're kind of cutting,

986
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: zigging and zagging in the way that you don't want to.

987
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: I actually think the cold is set up for a

988
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: reason because it constricts everything so that they're not making

989
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: wrong incisions or like following around the vein, you know

990
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: what I mean.

991
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 6: Well, wait, so your balls go like up in your

992
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 6: body when they're cold, they kind of get close to

993
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 6: the to the units to maintain the So when they're

994
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 6: horm and loose, they got some slack.

995
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's your balls. You're vast defferent stays closer

996
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: to the surface. And that's what I think.

997
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 4: Where is that? Where is the boss different?

998
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: There's two tubes. They had to make two incisions. It's

999
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: in the side of the nutsack, so on either side

1000
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 1: of the nutsack.

1001
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 5: So is that through the butt or not?

1002
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1003
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: Not through the butt. They did not have to go

1004
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: up through the butt like previously.

1005
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 3: Thought, but they did anyway.

1006
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: I asked them if they could, and they said, we can't.

1007
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: Shay back that I did. I did get involved. This

1008
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: was the one time I got involved. I did challenge

1009
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: them just to see if they could go in through

1010
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: the through the anal cavity, but they said no, So okay, crazy.

1011
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 5: The staying power of shawshank obviously everybody watches it whenever

1012
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 5: comes on.

1013
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: It plays all the time on TNT. You're not really

1014
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: watching Forrest Gump that much. Although I would.

1015
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 4: Say too long movies, too long Shawshank.

1016
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: I think is Yeah, they're both really long.

1017
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 5: We get running times from the producers on Shawshank Redemption

1018
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 5: and Force Gump.

1019
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 4: I'm willing to bet one hundred dollars that Forrest Gump

1020
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 4: is longer than shosh.

1021
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: You're willing to I'll bet you bucks. Hey, I'm willing

1022
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: to jump.

1023
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 4: In the What are we saying Forrest Gump is longer

1024
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 4: than shawshank prediction? No, one hundred dollars.

1025
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 1: I'm goings got to be longer, longer by like ten minutes.

1026
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 3: No, forestm is.

1027
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 4: I can't wait to take your Forst Gump was like

1028
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 4: two vhs is when it dropped.

1029
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.

1030
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 3: Both are two hours and twenty two minutes.

1031
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 10: They're saying, wait, exactly the exactly exactly, that's one more credit,

1032
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 10: A couple more credits could have changed the runtime.

1033
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: This is insane.

1034
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 4: This is absolutely insane, Kyle.

1035
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: You're speaking inside baseball.

1036
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 4: We truly what have one hundred dollars on the line,

1037
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 4: and you're telling me that it is the exact same runtime.

1038
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 3: That's but I don't believe when you make bets involving

1039
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 3: any kind of money or.

1040
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: Anything good for it. No, dude, friend, what is he

1041
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: not good for it? What did he bet? We bet something?

1042
00:44:59,880 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 4: Do?

1043
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah, I had never saw that cash. Yeah, yeah,

1044
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: you do.

1045
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1046
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 4: But if you go back and listen, if you listen

1047
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 4: that episode that was so convoluted and fucking you guys.

1048
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was saying that you're a lot.

1049
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 3: He's betting that was going to win the song of

1050
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 3: the year, everybody versus everyone else, and you were willing

1051
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: to put your one hundred dollars on the line and

1052
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: your reputation. And then it didn't win, right that song? Yeah,

1053
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 3: that song didn't win. Uh, and then no one saw

1054
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: any money. So how is that convoluted?

1055
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: I remember over engineering the bet for the purposes of entertainment.

1056
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: But did you say we knew what it was.

1057
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm paying you daily liquid ivy, so drink or

1058
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 4: that powder in your mouth or wherever you want to

1059
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 4: put that powder. It makes everything better.

1060
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: If I had VENMO, I would ask you venmovie right now.

1061
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 3: I remember we went to Vegas, Uh, winning it was

1062
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: it was like I must have been like it's probably

1063
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 3: the next year. It's like fifteen or something. And we

1064
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 3: went to Vegas because Vegas is like a pretty cheap

1065
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 3: family vacation because they have all kinds of deals.

1066
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 5: I thought, you said you went camping, and now you've

1067
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 5: gone to Disney World in Vegas. That's pretty good, dude.

1068
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, your family was killing it.

1069
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the two places.

1070
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, durstit. He didn't go on any vacations.

1071
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 3: I know, but he'd lived on a he lived on

1072
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: Lake Michigan. Like he was like a block away from

1073
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 3: the lakes.

1074
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. I grew up on a houseboat.

1075
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 2: It's science.

1076
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: That'd be something. Yeah, So we went to Vegas. I

1077
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 3: remember also too hornered to be out in the world.

1078
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 3: I had to There was like a you know, they

1079
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 3: just hand out porno on the streets.

1080
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wouldn't they tap it?

1081
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 2: Right?

1082
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: They like have those guys with the cards that are

1083
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 3: smacking them and then they just have like little naked

1084
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: ladies on them with like numbers, right, and uh, it

1085
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 3: was strewn about on the street. I remember just having

1086
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 3: to like I said, like I was gonna go get ice,

1087
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 3: and then I dead sprinted outside, got as much shit

1088
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 3: as possible, and then sprinted.

1089
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 5: Back and you just picked it up off the ground

1090
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 5: and from like people, yeah.

1091
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: From the ground. And then they also have like the

1092
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 3: the like where they keep.

1093
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 4: Newspapers or yeah, the newspaper boxes, yeah right that.

1094
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: They just keep stacked. And then I stuffed it in

1095
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 3: my pants and I came running back and got the ice.

1096
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 3: And now I'm sweating because it was like a because

1097
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 3: it's a Vegas hotel, takes a long time to get outside.

1098
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: For sure. It's the desert.

1099
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: Believe it, it's the desert. And I remember just my mom, like,

1100
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 3: you know, thinking something was up. She was like, it

1101
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 3: took you that long to get ice, and I'm like, yeah,

1102
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: every machine and the hotels busted. I had to go

1103
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 3: to like six machines. And then like later that night

1104
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 3: she goes and gets she goes and gets iced, and

1105
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 3: she's like the one and I'm like, they must have

1106
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 3: fixed it, the one down the hallways working.

1107
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 4: They must have fixed that real quick.

1108
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: They must have fixed that really quickly.

1109
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 6: You're shouting this from the bathroom. Have you had you

1110
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 6: have like all these things laid out perfectly. I love

1111
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 6: that you're outside picking it up off the ground like

1112
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 6: it's the fucking parade from Batman. Were joker throughout all

1113
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 6: the cash and people are going crazy.

1114
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 4: Okay, good, good, raft points points.

1115
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: Have you been jet skins?

1116
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 4: You're getting everybody's.

1117
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 1: What's up? Y'all?

1118
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 3: Y'all, Tima Jefferson, everybody, We're good. He hooked us up

1119
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: with the sunglasses. He's been jet skiing. He's having a

1120
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: hell hell of a time at this time. He's one

1121
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 3: of my mung angels. Yeah, he's one of Divine's mung angels.

1122
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm an angel.

1123
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1124
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: We call him the Hopper. He's the one who jumps

1125
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: on the body. I hear the board.

1126
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 3: I'm not a sorry Kyle.

1127
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm a border.

1128
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 4: B Damn time I've got some representation.

1129
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 3: I feel the the borders don't get enough love. I

1130
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 3: feel like theods is a better name. But the more

1131
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 3: people are board bros.

1132
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 5: I'm I'm on Blake's angle right now because I'm a

1133
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 5: border bro.

1134
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 4: Right here.

1135
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm just gonna say, Adam, I love you, thanks,

1136
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 12: and I love you. Love Animal Collective.

1137
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: I love it. Oh dude, Yeah, that's cool. Compounded again.

1138
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: Wrong shout out.

1139
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: A strong shout out from a Tiba Jefferson The Second.

1140
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: Last Night.

1141
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 5: Hey, Animal Collective, If you guys are listening, I'm sure

1142
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 5: you are. If you want to send us a new

1143
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 5: theme song, we'll use that Animal Collective.

1144
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 3: I know these guys are big fans. I don't know

1145
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 3: any of them, but I could just hell through their music.

1146
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: They would like us.

1147
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: They definitely want to send us a theme song. Feel free.

1148
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 3: It's playing pickleball because I've seen people post about it.

1149
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 3: It seems like a thing that is becoming popular now.

1150
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: It seems like new age, like what like like beer ball,

1151
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 3: like softball?

1152
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 4: Is it hip?

1153
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1154
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: It seems like every few years, some like sort of

1155
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 3: outside sport becomes popular, Yeah, and lasts for like two years.

1156
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: What what is this? There's got pickles right there? You know.

1157
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know enough about it. I was

1158
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: just kind of looking forward to it as a form

1159
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: of exercise and hoping that I could maybe achieve a

1160
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: body like on Earth by playing it. But I don't know.

1161
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 4: I mean, is it is it indoor or is it outdoor?

1162
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: Do you know that?

1163
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 6: I think it's either or it's it's either or is

1164
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 6: it in a cage? Is it different than pattaball. Can

1165
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,479
Speaker 6: you hit it off the cage walls?

1166
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 1: Ship? You got me? Now?

1167
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 3: Is this like a ultimate fighting sort of what is this?

1168
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: Is this an octagon or a rectangle? I think it's

1169
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: in a rectangle. I think it's a smaller version of

1170
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: tennis with a mix with a larger version of ping

1171
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: pong okay, and on a badminton I think it's a

1172
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: badminton court with maybe a lower net. I don't even

1173
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: know how high the net is. It's a low net.

1174
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a low net. Right, that's where it's tennis.

1175
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 4: So you're not hitting it against a wall.

1176
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

1177
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 3: Like a racquetball or squash, that's racquetball.

1178
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, racquetball kicks ass.

1179
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I would like that because tennis I

1180
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: fucking hate.

1181
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very bad.

1182
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 3: I'm very bad the start and stop of tennis. My

1183
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 3: knees are like they just feel like they're going to explode.

1184
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get on clay court, man. You gotta

1185
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: be able to slud, have to be Yeah, this is

1186
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: the way.

1187
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 4: No, but no, that's not even the problem with tennis.

1188
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 4: It's like hitting the ball in tennis is very hard,

1189
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 4: Like if you hit it.

1190
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 3: That's my problem. I'm super good.

1191
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 4: Otherwise, Yeah, i too. I'm a little too strong for it.

1192
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 4: It's always going out of bounds, like you have to

1193
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 4: hit it over like the top of the ball or something.

1194
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 4: This I'm very bad.

1195
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you hit it how you want to hit it.

1196
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 5: Tennis is one of the greatest, the greatest sports.

1197
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: It is so good. I think it's my favorite sport

1198
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: to watch. Really.

1199
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, uh awkward.

1200
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay, So to set them in setting the mood, Yeah,

1201
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: the mood's been set.

1202
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: A pretty hot sixty year old came in. Man, hit

1203
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 3: your cock, cold flipped it around. They left in a

1204
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 3: very professional, very professional man.

1205
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: Huh. Well they're still in the room. Actually, she's in

1206
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: the room the whole time.

1207
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: Okay, she's there to check it out, to observe.

1208
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 4: In the corner, playing with herself.

1209
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, to peeping Tom.

1210
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 4: Incredible, we go, let's go.

1211
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: Okay. And then the doctor comes in. Uh, male doctor,

1212
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,760
Speaker 3: male doctor, male doctor, male doctor.

1213
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: And I've met him before. Okay, strong, strong hands.

1214
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 3: He dumps iodine all over.

1215
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 4: No, she did that, Okay, she recklessly Like the photos

1216
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 4: you sent, like it was everywhere.

1217
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 5: Like without a bandon.

1218
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: It was a big, big dump.

1219
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 3: It look like a sloppy mess, immacly, but I think

1220
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 3: that's just Kyle's dick. It's wide, it's the nutsack itself

1221
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 3: is like bulbous. So it's just like a fucking it's

1222
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 3: like a preach like uh uh, when you fell like

1223
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,919
Speaker 3: hot water with something with like that bag your mom

1224
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 3: puts it like underneath the.

1225
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 4: Hot water bottle, it's a douche. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1226
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 4: I think that's a douche.

1227
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaker, Yeah, when your mom would shove that up

1228
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 3: your ass?

1229
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 6: Is that why the top of its shaped like that

1230
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 6: the top of what you dick, none of the top

1231
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 6: of a hot water bottles kind of long.

1232
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: I guess you could say you there, fill with water

1233
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: and then do.

1234
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 3: I don't think that has anything to do. I think

1235
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 3: that's for people with back pans, and don't think that's

1236
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 3: like an anal sex thing.

1237
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 6: Slide into Blake's DMS if you ever used it for that,

1238
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 6: slide giving yourself a rubber mungang.

1239
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 3: So what did they give to numb? They have to

1240
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 3: numb the penis.

1241
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: So doctor comes in. Yeah, So doctor comes in. He

1242
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: says do and I say I'm fine. He gets another

1243
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: napkin on it and pulls just my nuts through a

1244
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: little hole, right, and so that's now his operating zone.

1245
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 3: That's when I come, dude, so little it's a it's

1246
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 3: a glory hole, basically.

1247
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: It's basically a glory hole. Yes, and they're pulling the

1248
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: nuts through, and then that's what he's working on.

1249
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 4: I've seen a porno like that for sure.

1250
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, buddy, how's it going. What do

1251
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: you do again? I was like, oh, I'm a director filmer.

1252
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, right, you should have said I'm a penis.

1253
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: Model and really and then he's like he proceeds to like,

1254
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: you know, stab me with the inject me with the

1255
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: local anesthetic on one side of my nuts, and that

1256
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: fucking hurt. How long is the needle? Do you see

1257
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: the needle? Like this is when I was like, oh no,

1258
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm so scared about this right now. I didn't look

1259
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 1: at the needle.

1260
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 5: But if how long is the needle?

1261
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: I don't I would I don't know. I didn't look, dude,

1262
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: I was looking straight up, and.

1263
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 5: I just would you how a would you venture to say?

1264
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: Seven inches eight inches.

1265
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: Seven inches?

1266
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: So three times the size of your cock?

1267
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: Goodbye?

1268
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 5: And he put that in your buttthole.

1269
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: I asked him to. He went straight into the into

1270
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: the sack.

1271
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I forgot okay, God man.

1272
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: No, I don't know how big it was. But the

1273
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: pain went all the way up to like above my

1274
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: belly button. God like it went. It was like it

1275
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: went all the way up to above my fucking belly

1276
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: button into your ribs, Yeah, into my ribs. And it

1277
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: was like like you're getting kicked in the nuts constantly

1278
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: for about thirty five seconds, and then it starts to Yeah.

1279
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: It's like when they numb your gums or something when

1280
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: you're doing dental work. You know, it fucking stings. But

1281
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: then it's like all right, it's you can do whatever

1282
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: the fuck you want down there now.

1283
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 3: Right Hey?

1284
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,320
Speaker 1: And did they yeah? Okay?

1285
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 3: And was that awesome? Were you like the doctor's just like.

1286
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: Well, I just started flicking it and punching it exactly

1287
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,439
Speaker 1: speedbag your ship. He's like the speed bag video.

1288
00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,959
Speaker 3: It was like, gotta make sure it's okay.

1289
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: Didn't we watch the speedbagging video in the writer's room? Allegedly? Yes?

1290
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 4: Well, when Kyle said they pulled his balls through a thing,

1291
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 4: I was like, haven't We seen a video where there's

1292
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 4: like a woman like boxing text goes through like a

1293
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 4: wooden board. Yeah, brutal, like she has still it's brutal.

1294
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: You guys have seen that. Yeah, I thought I was

1295
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: the only one.

1296
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like she's legit, like a like a Russian boxer.

1297
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 4: She's like upper cutting this guy's ball.

1298
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: That It's nuts.

1299
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,240
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, people are the weirdest ship.

1300
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1301
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 3: We got a bunch of among angels.

1302
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: Coming here and looking for the five eggs start.

1303
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 4: It's starting to bustle a little bit.

1304
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 3: It took about thirty minutes of respecting the podcast and then.

1305
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 4: Uh, they're like and now the wheels are off.

1306
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: The wheels have fully come over.

1307
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 4: We got pissed my.

1308
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: Bed watching my wetbed mics.

1309
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 4: This is a bit right, and you're doing a bit

1310
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 4: about kissing the bed.

1311
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that wasn't for sure? You A good popos out.

1312
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 3: To you all today.

1313
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 2: Wow.

1314
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 1: I just want to say congrats Chloe and Adam. I

1315
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: love you both. Thank you.

1316
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 5: Over here it's a sunglasses Yeah.

1317
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 12: I want to give a shout out to my No

1318
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 12: Limit soldier neighbor who was listening to the pod simultaneously

1319
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 12: as I was and he's been there since he was

1320
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 12: five years old, so he's like probably twenty now.

1321
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: Who my neighbor. I was walking my dog and he's like,

1322
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: what's up? Like you're going to the bachelor party.

1323
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 3: Oh he knew about it.

1324
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 4: Wow, Now there's some hugs coming in.

1325
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: Oh we got to kiss, we get we're getting forehead kisses.

1326
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 3: I got a lot of bald head kisses last night.

1327
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't touch it if you're just joining

1328
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: us now we're having He's.

1329
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: One of my mung angels, one of my many mung angels.

1330
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: Guy has a back on inside for breakfast. We're at

1331
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: a dining room table in a house.

1332
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 4: People are behind us winning the stage.

1333
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,959
Speaker 1: And yeah, how many how many? One, two, five, six, seven,

1334
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: eight human man eight human men eight hungover human men

1335
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: are behind us.

1336
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 4: It's like we've got a bucket. Like Henderson's had several Harries.

1337
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: That's what's happening right now.

1338
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 5: And that was another episode that.

1339
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 3: If Harry and the Henderson's had several Harrys.

1340
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 5: That's a good pitch, though, bro I think he just

1341
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 5: cracked the pitch. Henderson, Harry, Dude, Henderson and Harries flipping.

1342
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 5: So now John Lithgow. He goes into the forest to

1343
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 5: kill himself because you have.

1344
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: Like a rough life. Yeah right here, he's about to

1345
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: jump off the cliff.

1346
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 3: No one believes him that a sasquatch lived with his

1347
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 3: family and it.

1348
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: Destroyed his vegetation family.

1349
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: He got divorced.

1350
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 5: His wife is like fucking like a real estate mogul.

1351
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 5: Now he's ashamed, fucking a real estate mogul.

1352
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: Or she is a real estate She's both.

1353
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: And then took over his flipping houses on a reality

1354
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: they're on a reality show together and they bought his house.

1355
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: They were like, you can't afford to lift her anymore,

1356
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: and they bought it, and he goes, fine and take it.

1357
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 5: He goes the clift. He jumps before he hits the ground,

1358
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 5: and he goes, you live with us, now, yes.

1359
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 3: Come with us, and I do a John Lyft, Let

1360
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 3: me do it for the pitch.

1361
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Harry, yep, thanks for saving me. Yes, the Rock

1362
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: from the Sun. That's really good.

1363
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 3: Adam Ray, everybody Ray, everybody.

1364
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: It brings in third rock. So we're a third rock,

1365
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: Harry and the Henderson's multiverse, got it. Yeah, there's the

1366
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: lit the Lyft gal verse. Yeah, thank you. Gal Verse.

1367
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 4: Wow that that we're all rock.

1368
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: In the Oakleys.

1369
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 3: It's all coming together.

1370
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: And there's like, I mean, I love this pitch.

1371
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 4: I do too, and told it for me when Adam

1372
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 4: Ray came in here and blew us out of the

1373
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 4: fucking water with I love that.

1374
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 3: Adam so talented you he has a John Lithgow right

1375
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 3: right right.

1376
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 11: Not many people I do want to say, I'm officiating

1377
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 11: the wedding as John Lithgow slash Isaac Corn.

1378
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: Adam Adam making this wedding is so fucking punk rock.

1379
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

1380
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 11: And Chloe Rage, get those Dennis Dennis d cancer free

1381
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 11: eggs and bacon.

1382
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 3: Ready, he's gone like the glip cow.

1383
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: When did you start doing this?

1384
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,919
Speaker 4: You first discovery you had a lip gow about five

1385
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 4: minutes ago.

1386
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, I've done.

1387
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 11: My my brother in law, rapper Dirte brother in law

1388
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 11: believes in Bigfoot, and so I make fun of him

1389
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 11: for believing in bigfoot, and I did a lyft gow.

1390
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 4: Was rude?

1391
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: Was that it's rude to make fun of him for

1392
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: believing in bigfoot. But that's tight. But he's not a

1393
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: little boy, He's an adult man, that's true. Got him.

1394
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 3: I'm with you like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but people's

1395
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 3: going people are too sensitive. Now, you should be able

1396
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: to make fun of people when they're dumb.

1397
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: Right, thank you?

1398
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 11: Okay, the people that were like coronavirus, Corona beer that

1399
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 11: made the beer made the virus.

1400
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: I seen a sasquatch prince, and I've seen a picture

1401
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: of a sasquatch.

1402
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 3: I've also seen all stop and we're allowed to make

1403
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 3: fun of you for.

1404
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm doing it so that you can't.

1405
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 4: Man, this bloody Mary number two is way stronger than

1406
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 4: the first one.

1407
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 3: Isaac's Isaac's getting a happy hand on these pores.

1408
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be puke in no time.

1409
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 3: Well, Kyle, did you did you go on any family

1410
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 3: vacations where you couldn't stop masturbating?

1411
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: Well? It was I had? Is it just me?

1412
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 4: No?

1413
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean you're a hornball for sure,

1414
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: but like we all were. I mean, I'm I had.

1415
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: I had the issue of not being able to masturbate,

1416
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: and then I compounded on top of that, I had

1417
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: the other issue of smoking cigarettes. Because I travel with

1418
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: cigarettes as a night world I needed to find cigarettes

1419
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: because I was addicted by age twelve, to the point

1420
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: where I was stealing from the store and like stealing

1421
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: from fucking ash trays, or like pretending like I was

1422
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: eighteen and trying to bum off of people. So I

1423
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: had this other issue.

1424
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 3: So would you like lower your voice and be like

1425
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 3: a mine if I catch a fag or whatever, like.

1426
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 5: A cancer stick.

1427
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's important. Why don't you give me another nail

1428
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 1: in the coffin? Huh, buddy, you know, just it's just

1429
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: sticking it outside.

1430
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 4: You got a lucy or anything.

1431
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you're twelve years old. But yeah, I get another

1432
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 3: nail in the coffin.

1433
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 6: Can I get another paper rolled up thing with the stuff,

1434
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 6: the good good stuff.

1435
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 4: With the packo in it? Can I get a cancer

1436
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 4: stick that's very French and yeah British of it.

1437
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, durs is so foreign. I love that.

1438
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,479
Speaker 5: He's my most worn I went to the US Open

1439
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 5: several years ago when Adam and I were doing the

1440
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 5: intern in New York and saw it fucking like Row

1441
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 5: four because there was like the shady side in the

1442
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 5: stadium and the sunny side. Didn't realize that no one

1443
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 5: sits on the sunny side.

1444
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: Uh, and got cooked.

1445
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 6: But I saw Federer play Djokovic in like the semifinals

1446
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 6: and it was fucking awesome.

1447
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.

1448
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 3: I went to the Australian Open. I was there doing

1449
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 3: shows and I was in Australia and we were just

1450
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 3: out walking and on a walk about. I was I

1451
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 3: was taking a walk about and I was like, oh shit,

1452
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 3: there's like a tennis.

1453
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 4: Match of some sort pickleballs.

1454
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 3: And then my agents were able to get me tickets,

1455
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 3: which was very nice to them. But then we meet

1456
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 3: like very quickly were asked to either shut up or leave.

1457
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because you can't talk, right, yeah.

1458
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 3: And then we stayed for like maybe an hour and

1459
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I got we gotta go.

1460
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 3: I am I'm too loud for this sport. Yeah.

1461
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 4: Man, that that why it's so fucking British. You can't

1462
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 4: even talk during that ship, Like what a week? Ad though?

1463
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 1: I like that.

1464
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 4: Nah, that's that's golf ship. Man.

1465
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 1: That's fucking sick. Dude, that's sick.

1466
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 3: Nah.

1467
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 5: You can't shut up? Is that what's happening?

1468
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: You can't shut up?

1469
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 4: No, just do it do it in private and just

1470
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 4: have cameras watching you. Why have people?

1471
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't sit this is what it is. Yeah,

1472
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 1: what the fuck? What you can't take You can't sit

1473
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: there and respect the sport, nah, like enough to just

1474
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: not talk.

1475
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 4: I can respect to I can. I can go to

1476
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 4: court and watch like a murder case and be quiet.

1477
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 4: But this is a fucking sport. I'm trying to cheer, brother.

1478
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: You're fucking that court. You're at a tennis court. There's

1479
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: all time to cheer, but here's talking court. You're at

1480
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: a tennis court.

1481
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 5: Here's here's the thing.

1482
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 4: This is uh, I need order in this court.

1483
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 5: This is the way. This is Like if you have

1484
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 5: a guy.

1485
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: Who you're cheering for, right, Yeah, are you gonna be

1486
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: quiet when they're about to when they throw the ball

1487
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 1: up in the air to serve No, I'm gonna be

1488
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: like hit that ship, brother, right, and he's gonna be

1489
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: like can you even shut the fuck up?

1490
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's my issue with tennis as well. It's like

1491
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 3: in basketball, like I'm I'm screaming the whole time. You know,

1492
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 3: you're you're cheering them on, and like what why is

1493
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 3: tennis so much different?

1494
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: Do you expect every single sporting event to be this release.

1495
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 4: Of Like, yes, that is that is exactly what I

1496
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 4: want from sports. It's the one place I can go

1497
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 4: to actually engage.

1498
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 3: Can't Kyle, can't fake yell without killing this guy.

1499
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 4: Stay on the pickleball court.

1500
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 5: Man, Maybe maybe don't.

1501
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 3: Hey, we need to get you some actual exercise. Nuts

1502
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 3: talking about playing pick a ball.

1503
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: But I'm good, okay.

1504
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 3: So then after that.

1505
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 1: People are in a weird sit So you're covered in

1506
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: this brown goop. Yeah. So now Miles Davis is just

1507
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: blaring fuck yeah, like the fucking trumpet's going nuts.

1508
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 3: So what would have happened if you picked some music?

1509
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 3: If you like comedy, I mean, Miles Davis that that's

1510
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 3: a little bit of a but I could see maybe

1511
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 3: a doctor being into something like that. Yeah, what if

1512
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,479
Speaker 3: you just played slip knot.

1513
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: That's my just like dude, Mike, Yeah, just something that.

1514
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 3: Like the doctor is like, oh I cannot, I'm gonna

1515
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 3: murder this guy to this music like exactly you played Disturbed,

1516
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 3: It's like whoa, and he's just fucking jamming you with

1517
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 3: a needle. He gets a little too aggressive.

1518
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: My my twenty twenty hindsight is I probably would have

1519
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: gone with some fucking Metallica or some Pantera or something

1520
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: like that. I think it would have been a better

1521
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: su effect.

1522
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 3: Oh you do think that would have been better, you think.

1523
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 1: Something that would have been more fun for me? I

1524
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,360
Speaker 1: was nervous because it was freaking me out, dude, Like

1525
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: the fucking like it was definitely a surreal jazz movement

1526
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: happening in the background, and I was a little It

1527
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: made me nervous.

1528
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,120
Speaker 4: You know what's weird is like the fact that you

1529
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 4: don't know what track it is. Is You're going to

1530
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 4: be somewhere and that's gonna come on and it's going

1531
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 4: to trigger you. It's gonna send you right back to

1532
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 4: the table.

1533
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah you're gonna be in a hotel lobby somewhere, and yeah, you're.

1534
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,080
Speaker 4: Gonna start crying and starting to try to rub the

1535
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 4: iodine on your cock like it's Macbeth.

1536
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 1: Feels like I'm being speedbag honey dude for real? Wow?

1537
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 3: Okay, So then and then how long did it actually take?

1538
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: Care? So he did one side, he cut in and

1539
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: did it. That was probably about five minutes or so,

1540
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 1: and that's when I was damn did he ever say ooops?

1541
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: And then well, yes, actually yes. So then he did

1542
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: the other side and he had to fucking he did

1543
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 1: the other side, and he had to torture me again

1544
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: and put the fucking needle in the other side as well.

1545
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: So I had to do that again. Wow, because it's

1546
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: two sides.

1547
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1548
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: So he did that and then went to work. And

1549
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 1: this is when he fucking pitched me an idea for

1550
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 1: a movie.

1551
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, dude, I love everybody has a good idea

1552
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 3: on him.

1553
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: Well, he was.

1554
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:49,919
Speaker 3: He was it sick.

1555
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: It was his buddy's movie.

1556
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 3: So I got an idea for a movie. It's a doctor, right,

1557
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 3: and he's sick of cutting nuts. So he's just chopped

1558
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 3: starts chopping guys nutsex off.

1559
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: In horror comedy Doctor Balls. It was just like some

1560
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 1: fucking World War two. It was like a World War

1561
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: two movie that his friend had written. And I was like, yeah,

1562
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: all right, man, cool.

1563
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,679
Speaker 3: What right? And he's holding your nutsack in his hands

1564
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 3: when he's pitching.

1565
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: It, yes, and he's cutting my power move he's I

1566
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: seriously said to him. I'm like, oh, well, hey, you

1567
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,679
Speaker 1: got me by the balls for this pitch.

1568
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 4: And he was like what yes, oh boy, you had

1569
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 4: to repeat it, and I was like no, he.

1570
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: Just didn't get it. I'm like, well, you know, there's

1571
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: like an elevator pitch. That's what people say, have your

1572
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,080
Speaker 1: elevator pitch? This is like you got the pitch when

1573
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: you have your patience by the balls. And he was like,

1574
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 1: do you want to hear the story? You're not like

1575
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 1: he did not understand that it was weird.

1576
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 4: Oh boy, man, Yeah, that guy's never gonna make it

1577
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 4: in Hollywood. Boy.

1578
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, all right, yeah it

1579
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 1: send me. Go ahead, grab my number and send it

1580
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: to me later. Cool man, Thank you.

1581
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 3: Wait, you gave him your personal number to send you took.

1582
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: It off the fucking records, bro, Can well give it

1583
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:01,519
Speaker 1: to him?

1584
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 4: Can we FaceTime?

1585
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 3: Can he be this second guest on the podcast?

1586
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: And we're calling now and we're we couldn't reach him.

1587
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: So he pitches me yeah. So he pitches me this

1588
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: this story and then I'm like all right and he's

1589
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,680
Speaker 1: like and then he's like, oh, shoot, where did the

1590
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,280
Speaker 1: where did it go?

1591
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 5: Didn't go?

1592
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, what he like left four steps

1593
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: inside you? He was like, where's the vast difference? Where's

1594
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,600
Speaker 1: the tube? I like to that was like, what do

1595
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: you mean? Like, where's my vape? He's like, and he

1596
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 1: talks to the nurse. Now he's like, is it on

1597
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: one of the tools over there. Did I leave it

1598
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: on the tools? She's like, I can't see it. I

1599
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: don't know where it is or has he pulled out

1600
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 1: the whole thing.

1601
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 5: So he's looking for.

1602
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: Dude, and then I like kind of sit up like

1603
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: this and he's like, oh, got it, and I see

1604
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: it just hanging off of one of his tools, and

1605
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, that's the thing. That's the forgetting

1606
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: thing that that makes me come real. Come, that's the thing.

1607
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: And it was fucking bizarred.

1608
01:09:57,439 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is disturbing.

1609
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 1: That was rough. I will no longer come real.

1610
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 4: Come hi, Well this doesn't feel like it was sanctioned

1611
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 4: or do.

1612
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 1: These look like big strong nuts. Yeah. I was in

1613
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:11,840
Speaker 1: the back of a big lots.

1614
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:18,559
Speaker 3: At least dog. So this was at a real hospital, right,

1615
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 3: It wasn't.

1616
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was all. It was all very real.

1617
01:10:22,280 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: It just was a little surgery snaffoo like he doesn't

1618
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,840
Speaker 1: he doesn't need it, like I don't need it to

1619
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: go back in my body. He just wanted to know

1620
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 1: where it was.

1621
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 3: And it was just like, well, I mean, don't you.

1622
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:36,639
Speaker 3: I mean, in case you want to have more kids

1623
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,639
Speaker 3: in the future, you at least want that option. Right

1624
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 3: if you can't find it.

1625
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you get your old one? Or do you

1626
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 4: get a new one? Do you get like a cyborg one? No?

1627
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to these things. So I

1628
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: donate mine. When I get mine, cut, I give you

1629
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 1: mine if you need it, should you need it? Should

1630
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: you need it? That would be yeah, I'll take it.

1631
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 4: Can we make it into like a like a ring,

1632
01:10:57,439 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 4: or like should you need a necklace of sort?

1633
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 1: That's tight? That's a great call. I didn't take it, man.

1634
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 3: We put it in amber and wear it like the

1635
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 3: Mosquito and Jurassic Park, and we don't wear it around

1636
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 3: our necks. Absolutely, we put.

1637
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: It in the top of a cane. That's a great idea.

1638
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: I got to call him back. Holy shit, he called

1639
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 1: me today. He dropped me the he called you.

1640
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, you need to tell that guy lose my number. Dude,

1641
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 4: never never call me again.

1642
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 3: Oh whatever, Now, let's produce his movie.

1643
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 5: Let's produce your number still nine one one.

1644
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,400
Speaker 4: You lost my bast deference.

1645
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 3: I woke up and puked yesterday. What well, Yeah, we

1646
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 3: were playing We were playing beer, and so I drank

1647
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,639
Speaker 3: like ten beers the night before and I haven't drank

1648
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:47,600
Speaker 3: that many beers concurrently in a very long time, like

1649
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 3: if we drank it in like an hour and a half,

1650
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 3: I had like ten beers and was just so bloated.

1651
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 3: The next morning, I'm like working out because I.

1652
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: Know I have to jet skiing.

1653
01:11:56,439 --> 01:12:01,760
Speaker 3: I'm working out by jets so tough, doing my crossfitty

1654
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 3: ship and uh and I just yacked and it tasted

1655
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:13,520
Speaker 3: exactly like course light and puppy chow, like the perfect.

1656
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: Mix puppy chow, the like.

1657
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 9: Puppy child wait dog, not puppy chow dog Food's right, chow.

1658
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 4: Like money buddies, that's called the money, homie.

1659
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 3: We're in the Midwest.

1660
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: I don't know a goddamn thing about puppy chow for humans.

1661
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: This is muy up, let me see it.

1662
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 3: Okay, it's called muddy what not here?

1663
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a buddy Well, it is people chow

1664
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 1: right here, by the way. That's okay.

1665
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 3: That's a fun player. That's a fun play, a fun play.

1666
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't say muddy nothing.

1667
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 4: I've never heard it called that.

1668
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:45,920
Speaker 1: I just gotta try it.

1669
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 4: Well, No, it's delicious.

1670
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,479
Speaker 3: I love Well, you're not in California anymore, Okay, Blake,

1671
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 3: you're in the Midwest and here we call it puppy chow.

1672
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 3: That's a weird stuff.

1673
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: Is it is weird? It is weird.

1674
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 5: It does not look like dog food, but I guess

1675
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:01,599
Speaker 5: it kind of does.

1676
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:02,960
Speaker 1: Dude, that's fucking good.

1677
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 3: But it's delicious. So anyways, imagine you puked that the

1678
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 3: next day. It's actually kind of pleasant. When I puked it,

1679
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,920
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't mind breakfast serio again.

1680
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 1: What do they call that a repeat? When you burp

1681
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: and you like taste it, is that called a repeat?

1682
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 4: It can take two yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And

1683
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 4: that's all just covered in in cocaine. That's crazy. That's

1684
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 4: a really weird snack.

1685
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 3: There's a really expensive snack that we bought it to

1686
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,799
Speaker 3: local high v shot. Shout out to Hyvy food stores.

1687
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:38,719
Speaker 3: I don't call them grocery stores anymore food stores. Ivey

1688
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 3: is a very Midwestern grocery store chain, and shut them out.

1689
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 3: There's a helpful smile in every aisle.

1690
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's is that their thing? Or you just make

1691
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 1: that up?

1692
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 3: No, that's their thing. Where there's a helpless smile in

1693
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 3: every aisle, By the way, there's not I went there.

1694
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,800
Speaker 3: I'm like I'm asking this kid.

1695
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 4: People hate their life.

1696
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, hey, man, do you uh you

1697
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,360
Speaker 3: know where the solo cups are? And he looked at

1698
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 3: me like I'm a fucking asshole, and he goes, I

1699
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:06,920
Speaker 3: don't know, dude, it's my second day.

1700
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: Oh man. This started out as like love it shout

1701
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 1: out to although.

1702
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 3: He was he wearing he should have been he should

1703
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:18,559
Speaker 3: have been.

1704
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: About these big beers. It's all about these big beers

1705
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 1: and how loud you're gonna get when you drink your

1706
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: big beers. That's the sporting event.

1707
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 3: Admittedly, big beers are way more fun than small beers.

1708
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what sports are to you, guys, that's what sports.

1709
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna send it. Wait, tennis, they also have

1710
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,000
Speaker 1: big beers. Uh. And by the way, I'm not I

1711
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: don't disagree with you about how I do think sports

1712
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 1: can or and should be just lowed the whole time

1713
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 1: or whatever.

1714
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 4: Okay, it's part of the game, but this one's not.

1715
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,680
Speaker 4: I know, And that's probably the reason why it's not

1716
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 4: my number one sport. It's probably the reason why I

1717
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:58,759
Speaker 4: think happ.

1718
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 3: Happy.

1719
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 4: Gilmour changed the game of golf. He made it rowdy,

1720
01:15:04,439 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 4: He made a fun atmosphere. I know it's a fictional character.

1721
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then by the end of the movie, Yeah,

1722
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:10,799
Speaker 1: he was quiet and he was putting.

1723
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:13,960
Speaker 4: He also learned by the end of the movie, the

1724
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 4: big thing falls down.

1725
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 3: But golf has changed, like the younger crew of golf,

1726
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 3: like Ricky.

1727
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 4: Fowler, Okay, go off.

1728
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,640
Speaker 3: His nickname is big Dick Rick and everyone screams that

1729
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 3: after he hits, and everyone likes it. At least I

1730
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 3: kept screaming that with my big, big Giant.

1731
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:37,080
Speaker 1: It's not his nickname at all. Everyone. But here's the thing.

1732
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 6: Those people are just trying to get heard on television.

1733
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:41,600
Speaker 6: They don't give a fuck about the sport. They're just

1734
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 6: like shouting something to be heard on television when they're

1735
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 6: friend's watching.

1736
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 4: Adam might have gave him a new nickname.

1737
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,880
Speaker 3: He's like, what is Maybe maybe I got on TV finally, No,

1738
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 3: that's what someone someone told me that that was his

1739
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 3: nickname and so and then he loved it.

1740
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,519
Speaker 1: He was like yeah.

1741
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 3: I talked with him afterwards. He was like, I was like, uh,

1742
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,720
Speaker 3: did you hear me? He's like, yeah, I heard you.

1743
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1744
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:04,719
Speaker 4: Tiger's nickname was huge cock.

1745
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:09,960
Speaker 3: Tiger, Tiger, Cock Tiger, cock Tiger.

1746
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:16,360
Speaker 4: Tiger cock. He loved it. He ate that ship up.

1747
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,200
Speaker 4: I have no beef with tennis. I just wouldn't give

1748
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 4: it best sport, my favorite sport.

1749
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: It's my favorite sport, is my favorite sport to watch

1750
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: on TV.

1751
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 4: I thought you said that.

1752
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: Okay, right now, there's a person with some things over there.

1753
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 4: Wow, we got some props coming in.

1754
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zacha made a salty shirts. He he's christened everyone

1755
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:47,080
Speaker 3: the divine among angels.

1756
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 4: I will say, like, I was a little worried that

1757
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 4: Zach was like in charge of getting all this stuff

1758
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,640
Speaker 4: done East it's just a surfer bro, a little like.

1759
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 4: But look at this guy, prepared as hell.

1760
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 3: Game over.

1761
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 4: And we're wearing this to Michael's uh no bottoms on too.

1762
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 1: This is just.

1763
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a little disappointed at how few dicks I've seen, Zach.

1764
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did see your I just remember, didn't

1765
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 5: you go skinny dipping to your dick?

1766
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:29,559
Speaker 4: Is forgettable, dude, That's good.

1767
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,800
Speaker 3: It's burned into my memory.

1768
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 1: It's a non starter.

1769
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 3: You got a nice looking cocksack, that's what you want.

1770
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:38,720
Speaker 1: You want a forgettable dicky. You got a botch circumcision.

1771
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:39,640
Speaker 2: You don't want every to be.

1772
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 1: Like it's so small.

1773
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,640
Speaker 4: You remember now I'm kind of remembering it.

1774
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1775
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 3: You wanted just to be like, that's a dick.

1776
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:49,400
Speaker 1: Great doctor, Like that's the gold standard of circumcisions. Is

1777
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:52,480
Speaker 1: your dick moving on? Oh, it's good, good circumcision.

1778
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 4: You were snipped?

1779
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:55,719
Speaker 1: Well great?

1780
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 4: I wonder do you know who did it? Do you

1781
01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 4: have his name or hers?

1782
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 1: It was in the forest. Wow, wow, good adam. If

1783
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:10,559
Speaker 1: you was just sitting in at home, he's wearing all

1784
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: sorts of.

1785
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,120
Speaker 4: Sarah Jinna Forever maybe cozy.

1786
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:18,880
Speaker 7: Wow.

1787
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 1: I love it.

1788
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:23,080
Speaker 4: I love it.

1789
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,639
Speaker 3: You have to jerk off and ejaculate twenty five times

1790
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 3: in order for your wife not to get pregnant when

1791
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 3: you have sex.

1792
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, in order to reach the blanks in the clip.

1793
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, to fully clean the pipes

1794
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:38,599
Speaker 3: out as they said.

1795
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:41,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly the clip as people say, that's cool man.

1796
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I cannot jerk off for the next seven

1797
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 1: to ten days, which is really really a huge bummer for.

1798
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:50,920
Speaker 4: Me, really hard.

1799
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:57,600
Speaker 1: Wait good luck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this was a huge bummer, Like,

1800
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 1: like I thought that I was going to be like

1801
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 1: chillen at home, like just getting rid of twenty five

1802
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,560
Speaker 1: of the of the clips or twenty five of the

1803
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:08,599
Speaker 1: bullets see the two of us, and it turns out

1804
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 1: it's not that you actually just have to lay in

1805
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:14,120
Speaker 1: bed and get hell of vibro and fucking not jerk off,

1806
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,000
Speaker 1: which is like.

1807
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:19,640
Speaker 3: So do you, uh, when can you start blasting off

1808
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 3: to the moon? And how quickly are you going to

1809
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 3: try to go through these twenty five are you gonna

1810
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 3: Are you gonna say, yo, let me set a land

1811
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:29,760
Speaker 3: speed record and blast off twenty five in like two

1812
01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 3: or three days? Yeah?

1813
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:31,599
Speaker 4: Are you gonna go nuts?

1814
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it's gonna be.

1815
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 3: Are you gonna say I'm gonna spread this out over a.

1816
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: Couple of weeks. Land Seed a man Seed record.

1817
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,799
Speaker 3: Thank you, man Seed record. Give it to him, Blake.

1818
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,680
Speaker 1: Got it. I feel like this is gonna be. I'll

1819
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 1: be able to like right around the Ozarks trip.

1820
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 4: You're gonna have your own private room at Adam's bachelor

1821
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 4: party when you're just beating. Yeah, if you don't do

1822
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:02,120
Speaker 4: it on a knee board, private masturbation chamber.

1823
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 3: Chloe Kyle has to jerk off twenty five times at

1824
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 3: my bachelor party.

1825
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,679
Speaker 1: I got a tent from Amazon. It's like a forty

1826
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,519
Speaker 1: five dollars tent that like you can like throw and

1827
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 1: then it just sets up and it's like a one

1828
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: man tent. So I figure, like I'll just kick it

1829
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: in that, you know, and just cool.

1830
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:21,639
Speaker 4: So like anytime you get the urge anywhere throughout the city,

1831
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:23,240
Speaker 4: you throw the tent down and start.

1832
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,440
Speaker 5: But it's one hundred degrees and that it's.

1833
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 3: One hundred degrees. And also my parents live on the

1834
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,559
Speaker 3: side of a hill. Yeah, so it would be very

1835
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 3: hard to set up a table.

1836
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: I can do this in a room, like is that

1837
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 1: a challenge. I can do it anywhere.

1838
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 3: I do want you to set it up in a

1839
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,880
Speaker 3: room the room that we're all watching Men in Black

1840
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 3: and on repeat.

1841
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, no one's going in that room anymore, and you

1842
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 4: just go into this.

1843
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,120
Speaker 3: Room and jerk off.

1844
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll be in my own room in the room.

1845
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,280
Speaker 4: So that's the place we all go to watch movies.

1846
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:55,240
Speaker 1: Quote en quote, Yeah, you we're really gonna need the

1847
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 1: thing to erase our memories.

1848
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,320
Speaker 3: Isaac woke us up at like ten thirty be like, hey,

1849
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:08,680
Speaker 3: just hey, you know, this is our manager, Isaac, just

1850
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,960
Speaker 3: so you know. He was at the bats of party.

1851
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 3: That's how close we are to Isaac.

1852
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,959
Speaker 5: He saw his penis, let's give.

1853
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 3: Him his flowers. I saw Isaac's butthole, fifty year old

1854
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 3: man's very white, pink buttle. And he woke us up

1855
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 3: at like ten thirty and was like, yo, their podcast

1856
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:30,160
Speaker 3: starts in like thirty minutes, and we were all were like, no,

1857
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 3: it doesn't. And then at noon we finally got it going.

1858
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 3: And boy, were we firing last week?

1859
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,680
Speaker 1: Were we? I nearly remember it?

1860
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,880
Speaker 4: And thanks for all those ms.

1861
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, just kidding, I remember the whole thing.

1862
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:44,639
Speaker 5: Dyle, you ate an egg with your bare hands.

1863
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:48,160
Speaker 1: That's how firing we were. I was so fucking hungry,

1864
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 1: bro speaking of scheduling, nobody's scheduled breakfast for a bunch

1865
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 1: of hungry ass dude.

1866
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 5: We talked about that too.

1867
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 3: That one's on Dennis Divine.

1868
01:21:56,160 --> 01:22:01,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we did so Yeah, depth doing hanging in there.

1869
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp, he's been out of the news for about decade.

1870
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 4: I think, hey, we've got some Hollywood goss.

1871
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 3: No, that's not that's not at all true. He's like

1872
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:12,920
Speaker 3: in all kinds of hot water because of a No.

1873
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: He like, oh, he's been out of the news for

1874
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,439
Speaker 1: about a decade now. I think he's just been in

1875
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,680
Speaker 1: hiding drinking wine perfect well.

1876
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:25,080
Speaker 3: It was something like he had like a two thousand

1877
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:28,200
Speaker 3: dollars a day wine wine habits.

1878
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,639
Speaker 5: More than that, it was, I think it was twenty

1879
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,120
Speaker 5: or thirty. It was thirty thousand dollars a month. I

1880
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 5: think of wine.

1881
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that which is so cool.

1882
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:38,360
Speaker 3: That's so much wine. Like he took his like Pirates

1883
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,919
Speaker 3: of the Caribbean character like way too seriously.

1884
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:42,799
Speaker 4: He got lost in the song.

1885
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:49,120
Speaker 3: It is crazy that. Chloe was like, holy shit, Durs

1886
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:51,840
Speaker 3: and Emma have been married for ten years and you're

1887
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:55,240
Speaker 3: not even married yet. And I was like, oh, I

1888
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 3: didn't know it was a race.

1889
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 4: I mean, everybody lives life at a different pace.

1890
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah. I was like, it didn't even dawn

1891
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:05,559
Speaker 3: on me that you're winning the game of life.

1892
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 4: DS.

1893
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 6: What's crazy is on our anniversary. Every year, on our anniversary,

1894
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 6: Emma and I we always go another year Adam's not married.

1895
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,000
Speaker 1: We clink our drinks and then I know, it's just

1896
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 1: talking about it still ahead. That's amazing.

1897
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 3: That is crazy. Though ten years it doesn't seem that

1898
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,759
Speaker 3: long ago. It's it just seems like I remember very vividly,

1899
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:29,280
Speaker 3: like being drunk in the fountain, like pushing each other

1900
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 3: in the fountain, you know, like a drunk idiot, and

1901
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,519
Speaker 3: then watching, yeah, there's a fountain there. And you and

1902
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 3: Emma were going to bed and it's like back at

1903
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 3: the hotel and you were still like tying one on

1904
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,000
Speaker 3: and you and Emma were going, you guys, like, Okay,

1905
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 3: good night guys, and we're like literally like slipping and falling,

1906
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,760
Speaker 3: climbing on top of this fountain. I remember the water

1907
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 3: fountain and they were like Jesus Christ, don't break anything.

1908
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 3: We don't want to buy it. We're like you buy.

1909
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,200
Speaker 4: I love you, guys.

1910
01:23:54,439 --> 01:23:54,680
Speaker 1: I did.

1911
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,800
Speaker 6: Like how like the festivities kept going even though we

1912
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,519
Speaker 6: like went to go pass out because we've just been

1913
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:02,320
Speaker 6: like glad handing and drinking all night. People were still

1914
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:05,800
Speaker 6: raging and getting lost and like stealing bicycles from the

1915
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 6: hotel to like, yeah, go somewhere.

1916
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,720
Speaker 1: I remember that Bogies. Bogies, dude, I have I have

1917
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,920
Speaker 1: a story about that from my wedding too that involves you, Adam,

1918
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,280
Speaker 1: because like we shut Bogies down, like we stayed until

1919
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,720
Speaker 1: they're like okay, you guys gotta go.

1920
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,600
Speaker 5: And how would you describe bogies as an establishment for

1921
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,080
Speaker 5: the people out there who don't know what it is.

1922
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,760
Speaker 3: Well, I to me, it feels like a bunch of uh,

1923
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 3: well to do divorces that are either trying to become

1924
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:40,639
Speaker 3: swingers or they are swingers. There's just like old ladies

1925
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 3: with big hart tits and guys with giant collars on

1926
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:44,679
Speaker 3: their shirts.

1927
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:48,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, big chains and chunky walls, divorced.

1928
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:51,519
Speaker 1: Dads with button downs that have like dragons stitched on

1929
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:55,320
Speaker 1: the back. Yes, and then also like like young like

1930
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:58,439
Speaker 1: looking for sugar daddy type situation ladies. Yes. Yeah.

1931
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,639
Speaker 3: So so that being said, it's fucking awesome. It's hilarious.

1932
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:02,160
Speaker 4: It rocks.

1933
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,960
Speaker 1: It's the sickest, the most fun environment to go get

1934
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 1: fucked up at or just have a great time. Merce

1935
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:08,560
Speaker 1: and I were sober at our wedding.

1936
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 5: And it's in Westlake, California.

1937
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,600
Speaker 1: That's right, very wealthy part of Los Angeles, so you

1938
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:18,400
Speaker 1: have a great clientele there. It's just awesome to watch.

1939
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:22,200
Speaker 1: So we shut it down and everybody was leaving, and

1940
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,760
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, see you guys. MRSA and I

1941
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:28,960
Speaker 1: were leaving walking to our honeymoon or or whatever marriage

1942
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:33,240
Speaker 1: suite or whatever. About to get it on the Bang Zone.

1943
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,759
Speaker 5: Wait, you guys got the wedding suite. We couldn't.

1944
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:36,599
Speaker 1: We got the wedding suite.

1945
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:38,240
Speaker 5: We couldn't get the wedding suite. And you know we

1946
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,840
Speaker 5: got the wedding suite, and you.

1947
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,400
Speaker 4: Know what, it's freaking white lotus.

1948
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:45,080
Speaker 1: Come on, you know what. Kanye and Kim had to

1949
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:49,879
Speaker 1: stay at the other hotel because we booked it in advance.

1950
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: They were like, this is normally there, sweet and.

1951
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,400
Speaker 4: You bounced Kanye and Kim.

1952
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did that. We did whoa.

1953
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 3: So here's the breakdown. Everyone got in Thursday night. We

1954
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:06,479
Speaker 3: got very very drunk, passed out, woke up the next morning,

1955
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 3: did the podcast. It was pretty uneventful that podcast because

1956
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,320
Speaker 3: we hadn't done most of the bachelor party activities, right,

1957
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:16,000
Speaker 3: we just got really drunk the one night and then

1958
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 3: we're hung over for it and we're like, it's someone

1959
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,200
Speaker 3: pissed the bed and that's that was the main event.

1960
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:22,200
Speaker 1: We talked about that too.

1961
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:23,880
Speaker 5: Hey, we're lucky that happened.

1962
01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,120
Speaker 4: The hot way to come out and somebody you had

1963
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,400
Speaker 4: barfed already.

1964
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 3: Right, I had already. I had pre barfed the night

1965
01:26:29,439 --> 01:26:31,880
Speaker 3: before you guys even got in because me and my

1966
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,280
Speaker 3: two best men, Zach and Kyle uh got in the

1967
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:40,240
Speaker 3: day before and aggressively chugged beers. I puked the day before.

1968
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, we linked into that podcast. But then the

1969
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:48,120
Speaker 3: real festivities began. We jet skied all day. Yes, then

1970
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 3: we took the we took the boat out. I thought

1971
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:52,880
Speaker 3: we were just getting gassed. No one had a credit card.

1972
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 3: I'm the only person with a credit card on them.

1973
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:58,639
Speaker 3: So we go on the boat and then suddenly it's like, uh, hey,

1974
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:01,120
Speaker 3: let's go. Let's go to the ball and I'm like okay.

1975
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:03,479
Speaker 3: And then we go to the bar. There's like fifteen

1976
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,720
Speaker 3: of us and I'm the only one the credit card.

1977
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,040
Speaker 3: So I bought us all dreams. You're welcome flowers for me.

1978
01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,840
Speaker 1: This is the way? Is that why I had to

1979
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,400
Speaker 1: taxi these dudes across the lake?

1980
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,479
Speaker 5: We were on jet skis, yeah.

1981
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,599
Speaker 6: Blake and I and then we couldn't. You're not allowed

1982
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,160
Speaker 6: to like tie up a jet ski there, at least

1983
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:19,880
Speaker 6: so we were told. So we had to go back

1984
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 6: and kick it. But but you totally can you totally can't.

1985
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 1: Yeah. I did learn how to tie up a jet ski.

1986
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,760
Speaker 1: After about the third taxi ride, I figured out how

1987
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 1: to do it, and I'm like, Okay, this is tight, dude.

1988
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm like a boating dude now. But I also don't

1989
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:35,400
Speaker 1: think we had ties. You came with ties, correct. The

1990
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 1: ties are in the seat. That sounds real, that's real.

1991
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,759
Speaker 3: The ties are in the skies.

1992
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:41,560
Speaker 1: And now we know.

1993
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:42,960
Speaker 3: So we go to this other we go to this

1994
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:45,599
Speaker 3: pool bar, and that's when shit starts to get out.

1995
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:47,760
Speaker 1: Of the City of Chompton, right, it was a city

1996
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:48,640
Speaker 1: of Chompton.

1997
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:52,080
Speaker 3: City of chop next door, Yeah, yeah, chomped in Yeah,

1998
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:56,599
Speaker 3: shady gator, and so we were We got just pretty

1999
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,360
Speaker 3: fucking wasted over there. And then by the time we

2000
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 3: stumbled that Bachelor red party was like, here, take our pizza.

2001
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:07,240
Speaker 3: They're taking our They're giving us pizza, we're taking. We're

2002
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 3: taking the pizza. We're leaving. They chased us down to

2003
01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 3: the dock, making us feel like rock stars. I think

2004
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,719
Speaker 3: so we showed us them their butts. I think maybe

2005
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:18,160
Speaker 3: one nipple came out. I don't quite remember.

2006
01:28:18,439 --> 01:28:21,439
Speaker 5: You're stipping over all? Yeah so much?

2007
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they I mean, you can hit the gas on this.

2008
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 4: We're seven minutes deep in the pod. You want to

2009
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:27,800
Speaker 4: draw this stuff.

2010
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,960
Speaker 6: Out, man, What was weird for me is that we

2011
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 6: were like not really interacting with them so much, and

2012
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:36,400
Speaker 6: then as we were leaving, they like chased and we're

2013
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:37,160
Speaker 6: like we have pizza.

2014
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,599
Speaker 5: We're like, all right, we'll take some pizza.

2015
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,920
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, where are we all going.

2016
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,679
Speaker 6: Out on the docks and we were like, we're going

2017
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 6: And then as we drove away, for no reason, they

2018
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:51,400
Speaker 6: just started hiking up their bathing suits and slapping their

2019
01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:52,599
Speaker 6: butt cheeks at us.

2020
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:54,600
Speaker 1: Unsolicit.

2021
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,560
Speaker 4: I know it's not for no reason. It's because we

2022
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:59,080
Speaker 4: were the coolest party crew in the.

2023
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:00,479
Speaker 3: Zarks, baby.

2024
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,439
Speaker 1: I mean, based on the Oakley's were rocking. Yes, oh yeah,

2025
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:05,760
Speaker 1: the outfits were great.

2026
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,479
Speaker 3: Based on fifteen guys rocking wrap around Oakley's, no shoes,

2027
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,240
Speaker 3: no shirts.

2028
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:12,759
Speaker 4: Well, I would like to shout out those girls because

2029
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 4: when they showed, when they started that trend, we immediately

2030
01:29:16,479 --> 01:29:19,599
Speaker 4: went back to our dock and then started like, man,

2031
01:29:20,479 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 4: the whole entire lake.

2032
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,960
Speaker 1: They got us horned out. Oh so it like it

2033
01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:27,040
Speaker 1: got into your psychic the way back, you're bumping and

2034
01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 1: then you get on the dok and you're like, you

2035
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,759
Speaker 1: know what I feel like on the way back. Blake's

2036
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,320
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna jump off the front of the

2037
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 1: boat and we're like, what, we will drive over you.

2038
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll kill yourself.

2039
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,160
Speaker 4: I did that a couple of times, and that was

2040
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:42,360
Speaker 4: the only time where I saw Adam's dad be like, hey, Blake,

2041
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,200
Speaker 4: You're gonna die if you do that.

2042
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:47,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna swim back. Don't do that. You swam around

2043
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,560
Speaker 1: the back towards the prop while it was going like

2044
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:50,840
Speaker 1: a complete fucking idiot.

2045
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:51,960
Speaker 4: Oh, I knew what I was doing.

2046
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,880
Speaker 8: Bullshit, bro, I did I know. I heard about it

2047
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 8: and I got nervous. I heard about it, and I

2048
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,400
Speaker 8: got nervous. Blake is definitely the kind of guy to

2049
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:02,400
Speaker 8: die during a bachelor party.

2050
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:05,000
Speaker 3: Like, He's the type of guy that is like, dude,

2051
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:06,960
Speaker 3: I can make that jump, and we're like, you don't

2052
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 3: have to, you don't even have to jump, and then

2053
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:09,839
Speaker 3: he will like leap.

2054
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:11,720
Speaker 1: For it, and you know, you know the rest. Yeah,

2055
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:12,840
Speaker 1: I'll leave forward and then died.

2056
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:13,280
Speaker 2: Right.

2057
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:16,639
Speaker 1: You are that guy, pal, You are that guy.

2058
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:17,720
Speaker 4: I am that guy.

2059
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,160
Speaker 3: I might have told this story, but when I was

2060
01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,680
Speaker 3: in Houston, we go on a walk and I accidentally

2061
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:26,920
Speaker 3: I got them in Airbnb started checking off. I couldn't

2062
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:31,200
Speaker 3: help myself. No, I got them this airbnb and it

2063
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:34,080
Speaker 3: was an expensive airbnb. It costs like ten grand for

2064
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:36,400
Speaker 3: the month. And I was like, okay, you know that's

2065
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:38,280
Speaker 3: that's gonna be a nice place for them to stay.

2066
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:39,599
Speaker 5: Did they thank you for that, by the way?

2067
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,040
Speaker 1: Uh no?

2068
01:30:41,800 --> 01:30:43,439
Speaker 3: And I'm waiting, well, when.

2069
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,640
Speaker 5: I see him at the wedding, okay.

2070
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's crack. Uh no, and they But it actually

2071
01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 3: wasn't like it was like in the It truly was

2072
01:30:52,479 --> 01:30:54,920
Speaker 3: in the hood, and so it was crazy.

2073
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,960
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Truly.

2074
01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 3: And so we go on this this hike and you

2075
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:03,880
Speaker 3: like walk past like a legit, uh, like a trash

2076
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,840
Speaker 3: what do they call that? A dump, like where they're

2077
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:09,560
Speaker 3: like compacting cars and ship And that's like where my

2078
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,160
Speaker 3: mom walks every day, junk yard, junk yard. And we

2079
01:31:12,280 --> 01:31:15,680
Speaker 3: walk past. Uh, we go underneath this bridge and that's

2080
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 3: where she turns around and starts to walk back, and

2081
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:21,720
Speaker 3: there's a car park there and there's just a guy there, uh.

2082
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:25,880
Speaker 3: And he's sitting in the car, just alone, stirring ahead.

2083
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:27,720
Speaker 3: And then I see a top of the head just

2084
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:34,439
Speaker 3: like wow, wow, wow, just chorging this man's stick. And

2085
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,400
Speaker 3: I'm like mom, what you walk you over? And I

2086
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:41,280
Speaker 3: go the guy's getting a blowjob right there, and she

2087
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:44,120
Speaker 3: stops and looks and just goes, goofy.

2088
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:49,120
Speaker 4: Hey, that's the way.

2089
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,519
Speaker 3: It turns around and starts walking again. I'm like, man,

2090
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:52,439
Speaker 3: I love it.

2091
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:56,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the answer to a lot. That would be great.

2092
01:31:56,280 --> 01:31:58,840
Speaker 1: If people just adopted that and just keep moving, it'd

2093
01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,360
Speaker 1: be all good. No more rage, no more nothing is

2094
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:02,519
Speaker 1: just like this shit's goofy.

2095
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like that's goofy.

2096
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2097
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:06,040
Speaker 3: Anyways, I'm walking.

2098
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:06,519
Speaker 4: I like that.

2099
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:07,000
Speaker 1: By the way.

2100
01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 6: My favorite part about the whole thing is how before

2101
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:12,000
Speaker 6: you go. I don't know if I've told this story

2102
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:16,280
Speaker 6: on the podcast on any other podcasts, you would know

2103
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:20,720
Speaker 6: if you told that story before. It's kind of like

2104
01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:21,800
Speaker 6: forty other stories.

2105
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:26,640
Speaker 3: My Snapchat memory is real. It's oh my, I got that.

2106
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:29,440
Speaker 5: Snatchat very specific to every other podcast.

2107
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:33,280
Speaker 4: Hey man, it happened. Oh sorry, mama.

2108
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,960
Speaker 3: We come back over, We get to our dock, and then,

2109
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, I think those girls like shaking their

2110
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,680
Speaker 3: butt cheeks inspired us just to get butt naked on

2111
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 3: our dock. And then we were just ass out for

2112
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:51,960
Speaker 3: and boats are driving past, like boats are span and

2113
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,559
Speaker 3: they're coming back for some more action. They're circling back.

2114
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:57,559
Speaker 3: By the way, this is five thirty pm.

2115
01:32:58,120 --> 01:32:58,599
Speaker 4: Full sme.

2116
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,639
Speaker 3: This isn't this isn't late at night. This is full.

2117
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:04,799
Speaker 3: The sun is up, people are out and about Friday

2118
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,559
Speaker 3: on the lake.

2119
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:10,400
Speaker 1: This is goofy, goofy.

2120
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:13,760
Speaker 3: That's what my mom said when she heard about it.

2121
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 3: But anyways, I'm going to that show tonight and I'm

2122
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:19,640
Speaker 3: very excited about it. It should be fun. That'll be

2123
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 3: fun in your stadium.

2124
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,600
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Weezer in years, but I feel like

2125
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:25,400
Speaker 1: I saw them like like three times, like right out

2126
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 1: of high school, like just it was all weezered say

2127
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,280
Speaker 1: it ain't.

2128
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's hot. We are weez Are Tours. I

2129
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 3: hosted the Weezer Cruise I'm sure I talked about on

2130
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:37,080
Speaker 3: the podcast, but I hosted the Weezer cruise ship like

2131
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:43,320
Speaker 3: seven years ago or something, which was absolutely insane to

2132
01:33:43,439 --> 01:33:47,040
Speaker 3: just be on a cruise ship with with like two

2133
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,120
Speaker 3: thousand Weezer fans.

2134
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:48,479
Speaker 1: It was.

2135
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:49,280
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

2136
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,200
Speaker 5: A lot of hoodies, a lot of zip up hoodies

2137
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:52,360
Speaker 5: on that.

2138
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:56,120
Speaker 3: A lot of zipped up hoodies. Everyone's very pale. Everyone's

2139
01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:58,320
Speaker 3: wearing Converse, cool glasses.

2140
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:01,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of cool glasses, a lot of a

2141
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,320
Speaker 5: lot of ectomorphs.

2142
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:04,880
Speaker 3: They gave me the microphone because I was the empty

2143
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,040
Speaker 3: of the like ship of the whole ship for the

2144
01:34:08,439 --> 01:34:10,120
Speaker 3: for the whole ship. We go, oh yeah, you just

2145
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:12,599
Speaker 3: walked around, right yeah, and they're like, here you could

2146
01:34:12,600 --> 01:34:14,360
Speaker 3: talk and this is your God mic. You can talk

2147
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:18,200
Speaker 3: to the entire ship whenever you'd like. And I'm like okay,

2148
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,400
Speaker 3: and uh. Then I went to the casino. And then

2149
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:23,439
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, coming down to the casino. See

2150
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:25,559
Speaker 3: me in the casino. And then I started losing money

2151
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,280
Speaker 3: and like getting more and more drunk, and I'm like,

2152
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:30,160
Speaker 3: don't come to the casino. They're taking all your money.

2153
01:34:30,439 --> 01:34:33,000
Speaker 3: I thought maybe, and then I was like, fuck, this

2154
01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:36,040
Speaker 3: is bullshit. And then they someone came and took my

2155
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 3: microphone away.

2156
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:39,400
Speaker 4: From I thought maybe you naked gun did and took

2157
01:34:39,439 --> 01:34:43,760
Speaker 4: it in the bathroom, right it contemplated again jerking off

2158
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:45,639
Speaker 4: and just jerking off.

2159
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,160
Speaker 5: Who does number two work for God?

2160
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:49,559
Speaker 1: Mike?

2161
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:51,040
Speaker 4: Take the mic away?

2162
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:55,719
Speaker 5: We took like a like a lineup of butts or whatever,

2163
01:34:56,080 --> 01:34:58,680
Speaker 5: and ps, I have the sickest speedo tan right now

2164
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 5: it is p uh. And then I just jumped off

2165
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,000
Speaker 5: the dock in front of everybody and spread my butt cheeks.

2166
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 1: That's a good move. The form, oh, the ramones. I

2167
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,160
Speaker 1: was like, how do we up at anti here man?

2168
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, the form on it was exquisite. I'm like, if

2169
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:18,200
Speaker 3: the rest of us tried that, we wouldn't have been

2170
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:21,560
Speaker 3: able to get our hands back there full spread yours was.

2171
01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:23,599
Speaker 3: It was like a diver level move.

2172
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:25,720
Speaker 1: And I was very prep Yeah, I was, what are

2173
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,120
Speaker 1: you doing like the squirrel and the flying squirrel where

2174
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,120
Speaker 1: you grab your ankles and your butt cheets at the

2175
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:31,560
Speaker 1: same time. Kind of.

2176
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:38,120
Speaker 4: It was a Greg looseus uh. And that joke works there,

2177
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:42,920
Speaker 4: it does. That joke specifically works there. I'm sorry, Mom,

2178
01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:46,640
Speaker 4: How is your cock feeling on a scale from one

2179
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:47,640
Speaker 4: to ten right now?

2180
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:50,400
Speaker 3: It's hurting on a scale of excellent, very good, good,

2181
01:35:50,479 --> 01:35:51,000
Speaker 3: fair or poor?

2182
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:51,479
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2183
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,960
Speaker 1: Poor, it's feeling poor, really feeling poor?

2184
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 4: You got a poor ass dick.

2185
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's feeling poor today because I didn't do the

2186
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,920
Speaker 1: pain pills again today. I decided to just do them

2187
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:04,160
Speaker 1: yesterday and then today I'm like, I don't really want

2188
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:04,919
Speaker 1: to because.

2189
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,360
Speaker 3: How much weed are you smoking? Are you smoking? In

2190
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:08,360
Speaker 3: turn of weed? Are you eating?

2191
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:09,799
Speaker 4: Until are you self medicating?

2192
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm smoking weed. I'm smoking weed. I'm smoking jointing after

2193
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,400
Speaker 1: joint after joint after joint.

2194
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:17,559
Speaker 6: Okay, does your dick look like a sick dog kind

2195
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:20,280
Speaker 6: of laying there, like taking deep breaths, and.

2196
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:24,200
Speaker 1: Like the dick and balls have become one, because I

2197
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:25,559
Speaker 1: have a I.

2198
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:28,439
Speaker 5: Think they messed up, because because they have.

2199
01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:32,639
Speaker 1: Become one, there's no discernible difference between the two because

2200
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm wearing compression underwear to keep it tight, and then

2201
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:40,600
Speaker 1: I also have a jock strap on the outside of

2202
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:45,040
Speaker 1: the compression underwear, and I have ice inside of the

2203
01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:50,080
Speaker 1: to be come on. And by the way, the water

2204
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:52,759
Speaker 1: in the lake was like eighty three degrees.

2205
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:53,559
Speaker 4: It was hot.

2206
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:55,439
Speaker 1: The water was warm. So nice.

2207
01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:58,320
Speaker 3: Admittedly it's so nice, I'll admit it.

2208
01:36:58,439 --> 01:37:00,639
Speaker 1: I had a thing about lakes before this weekend because

2209
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 1: I didn't really dig them because when I was a kid,

2210
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 1: I remember seeing some snake swimming around and.

2211
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:08,400
Speaker 4: Like, ok, and I was like, fuck this, Kyle, great call,

2212
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 4: though what I didn't even consider snakes in the water

2213
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:12,000
Speaker 4: were there?

2214
01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:17,840
Speaker 1: But listen, no, I didn't see any now going on?

2215
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:19,040
Speaker 3: Whoa hang on? Hang on?

2216
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:24,719
Speaker 1: Raising his hand, I went directly to a family reunion

2217
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:27,600
Speaker 1: after this Helicovia tests and I told everyone I was

2218
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:29,320
Speaker 1: in the Lake of the Ozarks and they go, did

2219
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:32,600
Speaker 1: you see snakes? No ship? And I was like no,

2220
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:35,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, there's snakes all over that lake.

2221
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me.

2222
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:38,479
Speaker 5: That would have changed everything for me.

2223
01:37:38,680 --> 01:37:39,400
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me.

2224
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:42,559
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, by the way, I've never seen them.

2225
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:44,840
Speaker 3: My parents haven't seen them yet. I'm sure there are,

2226
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,280
Speaker 3: but it's not like they're all over.

2227
01:37:46,280 --> 01:37:49,200
Speaker 1: Like Ana condas. How big are these fucking snakes. They're

2228
01:37:49,240 --> 01:37:53,120
Speaker 1: all Ana condas? Like nuclear power plants.

2229
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all Ana We're talking swallow ice cube hole.

2230
01:37:58,479 --> 01:37:59,960
Speaker 3: They're all Amazon level.

2231
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:02,880
Speaker 1: This is so weird. Wait, but what are they are?

2232
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,080
Speaker 1: They like water moccasins?

2233
01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:07,120
Speaker 3: I think there can be, Yeah, but that's any Laker river.

2234
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:18,800
Speaker 3: We go to the restaurant Michael's Steak La here at

2235
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:21,639
Speaker 3: Lake of the Ozarks. Let's shout him out this place

2236
01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:26,800
Speaker 3: still love you, man? What an awesome restaurant to go to.

2237
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:31,000
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I had salmon. I fucking had salmon. Bro

2238
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 1: Shut up up, shut the everybody, shut the fuck up.

2239
01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:41,000
Speaker 3: You have the floor.

2240
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:47,040
Speaker 1: What did you just say, Dude? I ordered and ate salmon.

2241
01:38:47,439 --> 01:38:49,880
Speaker 2: This O my god.

2242
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:53,160
Speaker 1: This is now, this is huge. It's like the first

2243
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,320
Speaker 1: time I've had any kind of a meeting like foreign

2244
01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,000
Speaker 1: foreign change. You know, I'll be five.

2245
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:00,400
Speaker 4: Okay, now I'm understanding the reference.

2246
01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:02,360
Speaker 1: That's why i stopped the presses. It was like a

2247
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:03,760
Speaker 1: big moment for me.

2248
01:39:04,040 --> 01:39:07,719
Speaker 3: Hey, so arugeloids, feel free to slide into Kyle's DMS

2249
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 3: and bail on it. Let him know how you feel,

2250
01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:14,839
Speaker 3: if you feel fully fully betrayed or who's.

2251
01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:18,000
Speaker 1: Fucking who's pescatarian out there? If you dig the pescatarian

2252
01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:20,519
Speaker 1: lifestyle or what because I'm highly considering it because that

2253
01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:21,800
Speaker 1: salmon was bombed. Ship.

2254
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:22,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, salmon's good.

2255
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:26,000
Speaker 3: Yay, Yeah you should, Yeah, you should. You should be

2256
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,879
Speaker 3: pescatarian and then slide into.

2257
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:33,479
Speaker 1: Cheeseburger and then get back into red meat, land cat chicken.

2258
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:35,080
Speaker 4: It's a slippery slope.

2259
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, then get some of them land. Kyle's, man, it

2260
01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:38,599
Speaker 3: was really yummy.

2261
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:41,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, This salmon there was fucking fantastic. Yeah.

2262
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:42,920
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah.

2263
01:39:43,080 --> 01:39:45,000
Speaker 3: And so we go and they have like what they

2264
01:39:45,120 --> 01:39:48,080
Speaker 3: called the Winehouse, which is like a separate bar restaurant

2265
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:50,960
Speaker 3: just off the side that is specifically for private parties.

2266
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:52,760
Speaker 3: So we had the run of the place. There was

2267
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:55,280
Speaker 3: no one around, and we just got to throw down.

2268
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:57,040
Speaker 3: And we came in hot, hot, hot hot.

2269
01:39:57,080 --> 01:40:00,679
Speaker 4: We threw down as so freaking Luke talk about.

2270
01:40:00,439 --> 01:40:03,760
Speaker 1: What our manager did before, Like he was the first

2271
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,680
Speaker 1: one in the building and he goes right up to

2272
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:09,240
Speaker 1: the waiter and waitress, who were fantastic, and he goes,

2273
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:13,479
Speaker 1: look here, guys, it's about to get wild. Just roll

2274
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:16,400
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, don't worry about it, dude, Just it's

2275
01:40:16,439 --> 01:40:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna get crazy. Roll with it.

2276
01:40:18,439 --> 01:40:21,040
Speaker 4: And I was like, you what, yeah, what is it

2277
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:22,760
Speaker 4: about to be a huge gay board?

2278
01:40:23,479 --> 01:40:27,120
Speaker 1: Right? What kind of was We'll get there, We'll get there.

2279
01:40:27,479 --> 01:40:31,040
Speaker 1: But even before that, me and Austin rolled in because

2280
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:34,040
Speaker 1: we took a little his car over there, and we

2281
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:36,040
Speaker 1: talked to them and they were like, we were gonna

2282
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:38,439
Speaker 1: set up this like Jaeger Fountain, but we didn't want

2283
01:40:38,479 --> 01:40:40,720
Speaker 1: to go overboard. We didn't want you to think we

2284
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:42,840
Speaker 1: were crazy. And we looked at each other and we're like,

2285
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:46,519
Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? Set that bitch up. That

2286
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 1: bitch set it up. Fountain was pretty sick, although it

2287
01:40:50,479 --> 01:40:51,559
Speaker 1: smelled god off.

2288
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 3: Well, everybody was just licking it so like a full

2289
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:58,000
Speaker 3: Yaeger fountain that just kept pouring yeager. So you would

2290
01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:58,720
Speaker 3: just stick your cup.

2291
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:01,200
Speaker 4: It was just like a mean where you would have

2292
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:06,840
Speaker 4: like chocolate porn out or straight up. It was Jaeger baby.

2293
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you just stick your cup in. So we

2294
01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:12,640
Speaker 3: took so many shots. Yeah, not even shots. We were

2295
01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:17,120
Speaker 3: drinking cups of yeager myself. Yeah, so that's where it started.

2296
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:19,240
Speaker 3: And then we all, you know, we're all sitting down,

2297
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:22,160
Speaker 3: we're ordering, and then I forget who started.

2298
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:24,120
Speaker 1: I think it was Isaac. I think he took his

2299
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:27,479
Speaker 1: shirt off, like right after he ordered.

2300
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:28,439
Speaker 3: He took his shirt off.

2301
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:30,960
Speaker 1: I remember looking at him and being like, dude, what

2302
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:31,719
Speaker 1: are you doing.

2303
01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:35,360
Speaker 3: Not sure who started, but if it's Isaac, big big

2304
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:36,160
Speaker 3: props to Isaac.

2305
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, some shit's going to go down yet. Well, he

2306
01:41:38,439 --> 01:41:38,920
Speaker 1: just told the.

2307
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,760
Speaker 3: Wait staff that it's going to get crazy, so he was.

2308
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:43,120
Speaker 1: The only one with the shirt off. And then I

2309
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:45,800
Speaker 1: think it got interpreted as you know, you take your

2310
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,200
Speaker 1: shirt off after you order. I don't know because he

2311
01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:51,439
Speaker 1: didn't order that early though. Yes, well then maybe we

2312
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:53,920
Speaker 1: were justifying it with the person next to his ordering.

2313
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 1: The orders started over there. I want to say it

2314
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:59,599
Speaker 1: was Zach Maybe I don't remember who started. No, Zach

2315
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:02,320
Speaker 1: was all the way over. Zach's probably justified it because

2316
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,640
Speaker 1: he was on another one with absurdities that night, and

2317
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:07,479
Speaker 1: it was fucking fantastic. I'm sure Zach came up with

2318
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:10,519
Speaker 1: to take your shirt off so she knows you've ordered,

2319
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:13,639
Speaker 1: which is essentially the pattern that we all felt right into.

2320
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:15,439
Speaker 1: It was the best.

2321
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:18,880
Speaker 3: Yes, So everyone around the table, the full like, what's

2322
01:42:18,920 --> 01:42:22,880
Speaker 3: seventeen or maybe eighteen guys, total men that men, full

2323
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:25,040
Speaker 3: grown men, adult men that are too old to be

2324
01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:28,600
Speaker 3: doing that very much. When you ordered your food, you

2325
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:31,200
Speaker 3: took your shirt off afterwards, And then it took the

2326
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:35,120
Speaker 3: waitress so long to realize what we were doing, until

2327
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:37,920
Speaker 3: finally she was like, oh my god, you guys are

2328
01:42:37,960 --> 01:42:40,160
Speaker 3: taking your shirts off so I know that you ordered.

2329
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:42,880
Speaker 3: That's so sweet, and we're like, and she might have

2330
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:45,320
Speaker 3: been fucking with us, but we are all too fucked

2331
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:46,880
Speaker 3: up to even know if she was fucking with us

2332
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:47,080
Speaker 3: or not.

2333
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:50,519
Speaker 6: Look at Blake, Like, Blake is super skinny, but he

2334
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:52,800
Speaker 6: works out and lifts fucking weight, so like, and he's

2335
01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,160
Speaker 6: got muscle on there, right, But if he didn't do anything,

2336
01:42:56,439 --> 01:42:58,120
Speaker 6: he would just be a little skinny piece of shit.

2337
01:42:58,200 --> 01:42:59,519
Speaker 5: What did they call you in his high school?

2338
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:01,439
Speaker 4: Sperm afro fetus?

2339
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:04,920
Speaker 2: Right?

2340
01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:08,080
Speaker 5: And then you started lifting weights and you punched the

2341
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:08,639
Speaker 5: mirror and ship.

2342
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:10,320
Speaker 3: Now he lifted that nickname away.

2343
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 4: Then I found God right, my box, God, my iron,

2344
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:16,599
Speaker 4: Jesus his face?

2345
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:21,280
Speaker 1: What hotel? Which hotel was this was at? We stayed

2346
01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:22,439
Speaker 1: at the Bogey's Place.

2347
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:24,160
Speaker 4: You slept in bogies.

2348
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:27,080
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, the Bogus places, the Westlake Village

2349
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 6: and shout out, yeah, we stayed there in like the

2350
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,479
Speaker 6: top top and it was sick.

2351
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,240
Speaker 1: But so we're going there.

2352
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:35,160
Speaker 3: We're about to.

2353
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:37,679
Speaker 1: Go there, and and we're leaving and Adam I remember

2354
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:40,680
Speaker 1: being wasted. Everybody was wasted.

2355
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:43,560
Speaker 4: And so I go checks out did I do that?

2356
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:47,960
Speaker 1: And there's transportation. Everybody's like, have a great night, knowing

2357
01:43:48,040 --> 01:43:53,720
Speaker 1: we're about to go hack and I'm dude, I'm in

2358
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:58,240
Speaker 1: the hotel suite and good, I'm taking off my wife's shoes.

2359
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:02,480
Speaker 1: You know, we're getting romantic. We're doing the things.

2360
01:44:02,520 --> 01:44:05,560
Speaker 4: This little foot and it's like leaves.

2361
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:10,360
Speaker 1: And I look down and Adam's fucking calling me, and

2362
01:44:10,479 --> 01:44:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, the fuck is this? And so I screamed

2363
01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:16,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, dude, not right now. And then

2364
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm I can see. I'm like, here we go like this.

2365
01:44:21,080 --> 01:44:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? So I screen it again.

2366
01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:25,200
Speaker 1: He calls me a third time. I'm like, mursa, just

2367
01:44:25,240 --> 01:44:26,800
Speaker 1: hold on and second, let me see what this dude

2368
01:44:26,880 --> 01:44:27,160
Speaker 1: wants to.

2369
01:44:27,280 --> 01:44:30,080
Speaker 3: Maybe might be dying, who knows, this could be serious.

2370
01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:32,760
Speaker 1: Maybe he's dead, maybe maybe something happened. So I pick

2371
01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:35,200
Speaker 1: it up and Adam's like, how the fuck are we

2372
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:36,360
Speaker 1: suppressing to get out of here?

2373
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:38,160
Speaker 2: How the fuck?

2374
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:41,120
Speaker 1: Where's the rides? Where's the fucking rides?

2375
01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:42,360
Speaker 3: I remember this.

2376
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 4: Turned into the Men in Black, Bad guy, Bro.

2377
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:48,160
Speaker 1: It was the most wasted. It was just like I

2378
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:51,320
Speaker 1: was like, what is going on? But Marissa and you

2379
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:53,280
Speaker 1: know what's going We talk about that all the time.

2380
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:56,000
Speaker 1: You really made it memorable. On your anniversary, you talk

2381
01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:57,080
Speaker 1: about that and then you cheers.

2382
01:44:57,479 --> 01:44:59,920
Speaker 3: That's where you clink glasses and make sure.

2383
01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nuts. It was absolutely nuts.

2384
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:06,920
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that, but I'm glad I gave you

2385
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,320
Speaker 3: a memory that will last forever.

2386
01:45:08,439 --> 01:45:11,240
Speaker 1: And you're, yeah, now it's funny, you know it's funny.

2387
01:45:11,560 --> 01:45:14,840
Speaker 5: This still was just like, damn, bro, is that the

2388
01:45:14,920 --> 01:45:16,720
Speaker 5: last time you took her shoes off for her?

2389
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:19,720
Speaker 1: No, No, not at all, man, not at all. That's

2390
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:28,160
Speaker 1: something that I like to do. Okay, she doesn't take

2391
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:32,480
Speaker 1: them all. Okay, that's my territory.

2392
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:33,680
Speaker 3: I like that.

2393
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,160
Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do if they're when they're

2394
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:37,760
Speaker 1: in the nice shoes. It's a nice thing to do

2395
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:38,400
Speaker 1: for your wife.

2396
01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:40,840
Speaker 4: You help take it, and I should do it more.

2397
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:42,880
Speaker 1: I should do it more sure if.

2398
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:44,800
Speaker 4: She wants you to, or maybe she's like, I can

2399
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:46,960
Speaker 4: do this. I'm capable of taking my shoes off.

2400
01:45:47,040 --> 01:45:48,960
Speaker 3: Please, a capable of adult woman.

2401
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:53,479
Speaker 1: What I mean, so, bogies, has she ever taken off

2402
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:54,000
Speaker 1: your shoes?

2403
01:45:54,439 --> 01:45:54,479
Speaker 4: No?

2404
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:56,360
Speaker 1: No, it might take my own shoes.

2405
01:45:56,080 --> 01:45:59,599
Speaker 4: Off, okay.

2406
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:04,200
Speaker 1: And they were done with the surgery, they were like

2407
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:06,439
Speaker 1: when they were done with it, they were like, okay, cool,

2408
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:08,080
Speaker 1: put your pants back on and get out of here.

2409
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:10,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I guess what's about all this fucking

2410
01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:13,080
Speaker 1: iodyning that's in my butt crack right now? Like what

2411
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:14,800
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do with all this ship?

2412
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:17,360
Speaker 3: Because you just poured this, you got it, and you

2413
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:21,320
Speaker 3: were like, should the hount sixty year old nurse take

2414
01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:22,160
Speaker 3: care of that from them?

2415
01:46:22,520 --> 01:46:23,200
Speaker 4: Finish me up?

2416
01:46:23,600 --> 01:46:25,920
Speaker 1: Should I just open up and say, can you clean it?

2417
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:29,599
Speaker 1: Can you come lpe me buna adam?

2418
01:46:29,640 --> 01:46:32,120
Speaker 4: I no, yeah, I don't know.

2419
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:34,879
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one. I just cleaned myself

2420
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:35,800
Speaker 1: and crimea.

2421
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:38,439
Speaker 4: That's not what happened, though, right, No, thank god that

2422
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,040
Speaker 4: you didn't.

2423
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 1: You didn't say that, right, thy God, that didn't happen.

2424
01:46:42,080 --> 01:46:47,479
Speaker 3: But my hangover was so severe it was a legit.

2425
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:50,280
Speaker 3: I've never I've barely had a two day hangover in

2426
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:54,200
Speaker 3: my life. I maybe had like one or two of those. Ever, Uh,

2427
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:57,519
Speaker 3: this was like a legit three day hangover. And this

2428
01:46:57,680 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 3: is too much information. The third day, my body was

2429
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:04,120
Speaker 3: so extended, like I had just a stelly that wouldn't

2430
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:04,479
Speaker 3: go down.

2431
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:09,959
Speaker 4: Your body was both extended and distant distanted.

2432
01:47:10,080 --> 01:47:12,080
Speaker 5: You were taller and your belly stuck out.

2433
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:13,000
Speaker 2: I was.

2434
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:17,640
Speaker 3: I was bloated for sure. And uh, I legit. This

2435
01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:21,320
Speaker 3: is gross. Diarrhea for forty minutes straight.

2436
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:25,479
Speaker 4: Oh the I haven't had diarrhea drops in a minute.

2437
01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:31,400
Speaker 4: Diarrhea there it is the cause of diarrhea.

2438
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:34,519
Speaker 3: Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea?

2439
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:35,400
Speaker 1: Got five?

2440
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:40,479
Speaker 3: This dude is hello, diarrhea forty minutes didn't stop?

2441
01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:40,840
Speaker 4: Uh?

2442
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:43,080
Speaker 1: And Are you sure that's from the alcohol or did

2443
01:47:43,160 --> 01:47:44,360
Speaker 1: you eat something that day?

2444
01:47:44,840 --> 01:47:47,120
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you swallow us a lake snake? No?

2445
01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:50,200
Speaker 3: I did. I like food sounded disgusting to me. I

2446
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:50,920
Speaker 3: didn't eat anything.

2447
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:54,000
Speaker 1: Well, dehydrates you, right, when you dehydrate, you spray diarrhea.

2448
01:47:54,280 --> 01:47:56,559
Speaker 1: When that's like how it works. It's weird, but that's

2449
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:57,040
Speaker 1: how it works.

2450
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:58,200
Speaker 4: The cause of diarrhea.

2451
01:47:58,560 --> 01:47:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2452
01:47:59,160 --> 01:48:02,160
Speaker 3: Uh, like a legit three day banger for me, which

2453
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:04,560
Speaker 3: I've never experienced. I was like looking up, like do

2454
01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:06,080
Speaker 3: I have alcohol poisoning?

2455
01:48:06,280 --> 01:48:06,880
Speaker 4: Like you did?

2456
01:48:07,080 --> 01:48:11,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you definitely did. Yeah you did. I do.

2457
01:48:11,360 --> 01:48:13,360
Speaker 6: Like how they're like I had alcohol poisoning. It's like,

2458
01:48:13,400 --> 01:48:15,439
Speaker 6: well you drank poison I bet everybody did.

2459
01:48:15,479 --> 01:48:16,280
Speaker 4: Oh for sure.

2460
01:48:16,439 --> 01:48:16,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2461
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:21,719
Speaker 4: The train ride home was living in a night like I'm.

2462
01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:24,360
Speaker 1: Living in a nightmare. It's weird because the three days

2463
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:26,280
Speaker 1: that we were there, right, that's all it was, was

2464
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:29,719
Speaker 1: like three days felt like a week. Like the second

2465
01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:32,320
Speaker 1: day felt like a fucking like three or.

2466
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:34,400
Speaker 5: Four days because every day had chapters.

2467
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:36,120
Speaker 1: When we had dinner and then after dinner it was

2468
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:38,479
Speaker 1: like fucking a So it makes sense that you're going

2469
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:40,920
Speaker 1: to have a hangover for three days because you drank

2470
01:48:41,080 --> 01:48:43,639
Speaker 1: like for a week and a half in three days.

2471
01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:45,840
Speaker 4: But also we were being woken up at the crack

2472
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:47,880
Speaker 4: of dawn to do podcasts.

2473
01:48:47,640 --> 01:48:49,320
Speaker 5: That ruin everybody.

2474
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:53,920
Speaker 1: Fuck No, you woke up like and then the next

2475
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 1: day you woke up at noon or one.

2476
01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:59,920
Speaker 4: I think the appropriate time to wake up after extra

2477
01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:03,439
Speaker 4: green partying is two o'clock extreme clock.

2478
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:05,040
Speaker 1: By the way, I think I took a picture of

2479
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:10,599
Speaker 1: Blake uh sleeping because this dude, we know Blake will

2480
01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:15,280
Speaker 1: just sleep in the most insane positions you've ever seen.

2481
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:18,840
Speaker 5: Like he'll just find a corner or like he'll find

2482
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:20,360
Speaker 5: like a piece of paper and put it over his

2483
01:49:20,479 --> 01:49:21,160
Speaker 5: face to sleep.

2484
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:22,960
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, totally. I saw that.

2485
01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:27,280
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, here's a dripping faucet. Maybe I'll just

2486
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:29,960
Speaker 3: crawl underneath it and sleep here. Oh this is behind

2487
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:32,519
Speaker 3: the toilet. Sure, this is a good place just to

2488
01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:35,840
Speaker 3: nap for a while. Yeah, Like it's never like a

2489
01:49:35,960 --> 01:49:39,760
Speaker 3: comfortable like, oh, this is a comfy rug and here's

2490
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:41,760
Speaker 3: a blanket and here's a little pillow. I'll just I'll

2491
01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:42,320
Speaker 3: just crash here.

2492
01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:45,639
Speaker 5: He slept next to a bed on the floor.

2493
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:46,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2494
01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:48,920
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's a long crawl at the top.

2495
01:49:49,080 --> 01:49:51,479
Speaker 1: Wait, you did this time around. You slept next to

2496
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:54,880
Speaker 1: a bed. Oh that's not good for the knees.

2497
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:57,639
Speaker 4: Right there, the sun was coming straight in through the window.

2498
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,680
Speaker 5: Come on, I know, but like your legs, you're not

2499
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:01,160
Speaker 5: even on like a side position.

2500
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:01,639
Speaker 1: You don't.

2501
01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:04,599
Speaker 4: I woke up in my my feet. There was no blood.

2502
01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:06,920
Speaker 1: In my mind. I was gonna say, you're cutting off circulation,

2503
01:50:07,160 --> 01:50:08,960
Speaker 1: Like that's that's you're cutting off circulation.

2504
01:50:09,160 --> 01:50:10,240
Speaker 3: Hold up, look at this dude.

2505
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:14,320
Speaker 1: Socks. The socks are like half on my feet.

2506
01:50:14,479 --> 01:50:18,160
Speaker 4: My my heels started golder socks halfway off.

2507
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:19,559
Speaker 1: He sleeps heels out.

2508
01:50:19,720 --> 01:50:24,200
Speaker 4: My heels started to get hot, got hot, heels.

2509
01:50:24,080 --> 01:50:25,080
Speaker 1: Hot, hot, hot hot hot.

2510
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,679
Speaker 3: So anyways, you get on the island and everyone's like, dude,

2511
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:30,640
Speaker 3: watch out for the deer there. And I'm like what

2512
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:32,200
Speaker 3: do you what do you mean by that? And They're

2513
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:36,280
Speaker 3: like there's thousands of them on that island and I'm like, okay, okay,

2514
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:41,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure, no joke, dude. Every day, like Chloe posted

2515
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,280
Speaker 3: on her story the other day about it might still

2516
01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:46,599
Speaker 3: be up. Yeah, this giant buck, like this big buck,

2517
01:50:46,680 --> 01:50:49,120
Speaker 3: this ten point buck comes right up to me and

2518
01:50:49,240 --> 01:50:51,680
Speaker 3: I'm like grilling and have like food out and he

2519
01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:55,560
Speaker 3: just stands like like literally like this close to me,

2520
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 3: this fucking buck, and I like hand him a strawberry

2521
01:50:59,280 --> 01:51:01,000
Speaker 3: and he's like eating horns and ship.

2522
01:51:01,439 --> 01:51:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah with the horns and chip. Yeah, check it out.

2523
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:06,240
Speaker 3: And it is eating strawberries like out of my hands.

2524
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:09,360
Speaker 3: And then I find out that strawberries killed deer got

2525
01:51:09,439 --> 01:51:12,880
Speaker 3: killed this year, and they what are you serious? Yeah, dude, yeah,

2526
01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:13,920
Speaker 3: I murdered a deal boy.

2527
01:51:14,560 --> 01:51:21,479
Speaker 1: Wait really no, no, strawberries don't kill deer and the deer. See,

2528
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:24,560
Speaker 1: I was wondering if that changed your relationship with wildlife

2529
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:26,760
Speaker 1: because what I saw in the video was very like

2530
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:29,760
Speaker 1: poetic and beautiful. How did I miss this? Was it

2531
01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:31,640
Speaker 1: a story? It was? It was? It was.

2532
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:35,519
Speaker 4: It wasn't mine. It was Chloe's like his emotional like.

2533
01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:40,280
Speaker 1: It was right after the other hard selter a. I like,

2534
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:43,320
Speaker 1: how that's almost to burn. Yeah, it was right after

2535
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:47,400
Speaker 1: that commercial she was paid for. Yeah, you know, it

2536
01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:50,080
Speaker 1: just wasn't Ashley. It just wasn't trying to.

2537
01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:51,080
Speaker 3: Dish the Ashland.

2538
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:53,360
Speaker 4: He's trying to diss my boys. Ashland.

2539
01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm actually just trying to bring it up so that

2540
01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:57,599
Speaker 1: you could do this, you know what I mean? Because

2541
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm a homie.

2542
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:03,839
Speaker 3: We're team Ashland over here. So we wrap up dinner. Meanwhile,

2543
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:08,400
Speaker 3: a Tiba picked up the whole check for the That

2544
01:52:08,479 --> 01:52:09,160
Speaker 3: was incredible.

2545
01:52:10,160 --> 01:52:11,120
Speaker 1: He didn't know that.

2546
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:14,200
Speaker 5: I think he left both his credit card and driver's

2547
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:14,960
Speaker 5: license there.

2548
01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:19,519
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also think he did ye goofy, so big

2549
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 3: big thanks to him. So anyways, so we are wrapped

2550
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:26,479
Speaker 3: up at dinner, paid for it, we're out. We're trying

2551
01:52:26,479 --> 01:52:28,200
Speaker 3: to see what we're gonna do next. We're gonna go

2552
01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:32,280
Speaker 3: to some bars on the Strip area and uh Durors

2553
01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:35,120
Speaker 3: set the two brothers in into a.

2554
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:36,080
Speaker 1: Car to go home.

2555
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:37,080
Speaker 5: They were done for the night.

2556
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:37,799
Speaker 1: They were finished.

2557
01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:39,960
Speaker 3: They were done, they were to they were toasted, cooked,

2558
01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:42,240
Speaker 3: and we were like we still got a little. I

2559
01:52:42,320 --> 01:52:44,200
Speaker 3: mean also we were all sauced up.

2560
01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:45,160
Speaker 4: They had extra sauce.

2561
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:45,880
Speaker 5: They were done for.

2562
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:46,559
Speaker 1: They were done.

2563
01:52:46,640 --> 01:52:49,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like smothered in sauce and they were

2564
01:52:49,080 --> 01:52:50,320
Speaker 3: passing out while sitting there.

2565
01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:54,360
Speaker 4: They were smothered and covered. They were Jager fountain drunk.

2566
01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:56,400
Speaker 3: And so you did you uber them?

2567
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:58,560
Speaker 5: So I go all right, let's cause it was like,

2568
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:00,240
Speaker 5: for whatever reason, we had to wait for them to

2569
01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:01,720
Speaker 5: go home so we could go. So we were like,

2570
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:03,599
Speaker 5: all right, I'll get him an uber what's the address

2571
01:53:03,760 --> 01:53:05,920
Speaker 5: no man Left behind theme?

2572
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:11,080
Speaker 1: And someone goes like one, one, two, three, four whatever whatever?

2573
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:12,000
Speaker 1: The street is right, the.

2574
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:16,599
Speaker 6: Address our street, baby Gator Lane, and I go all right,

2575
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:19,439
Speaker 6: typing it in and we're like it fills in. The

2576
01:53:19,520 --> 01:53:23,000
Speaker 6: address popped up and I go, yeah, hit it, and

2577
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:27,000
Speaker 6: then I read it back to people. Your dad said yeah,

2578
01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:32,559
Speaker 6: oh yeah, for sure, for sure. My dad just said yeah, yeah,

2579
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:33,000
Speaker 6: that's it.

2580
01:53:33,280 --> 01:53:36,280
Speaker 3: I don't give him. Later he kept saying his own

2581
01:53:36,320 --> 01:53:38,639
Speaker 3: address back to us, and we're like, oh, Dad, that's

2582
01:53:38,760 --> 01:53:41,160
Speaker 3: not your address, and he's like what I say, and

2583
01:53:41,360 --> 01:53:43,400
Speaker 3: then he would say it, and then we're like, well,

2584
01:53:43,439 --> 01:53:45,080
Speaker 3: you got it right that time, but the first time

2585
01:53:45,120 --> 01:53:46,280
Speaker 3: you got the numbers wrong.

2586
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:49,559
Speaker 1: Yeah right, And he's like, oh shit. He also got

2587
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,160
Speaker 1: the what it was away or a court wrong? Right, right,

2588
01:53:52,280 --> 01:53:53,880
Speaker 1: he got that part wrong. And later on when I

2589
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:57,160
Speaker 1: was like court, he's like court Ham, like, no, that's

2590
01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:57,800
Speaker 1: that's a real thing.

2591
01:53:57,840 --> 01:54:00,960
Speaker 3: It's on the other side of the lake, forty minutes away.

2592
01:54:01,760 --> 01:54:05,160
Speaker 1: So we put them in an uber. They piece out,

2593
01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:08,880
Speaker 1: we go hit the strip, and I remember being on

2594
01:54:08,960 --> 01:54:12,439
Speaker 1: the bus and getting to like that they had already

2595
01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:16,160
Speaker 1: arrived within I think fifteen minutes or seventeen minutes.

2596
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,680
Speaker 3: And it's like a full thirty forty minute drive back

2597
01:54:18,680 --> 01:54:19,280
Speaker 3: to our place.

2598
01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:21,960
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, well, maybe this local dude knew

2599
01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:24,719
Speaker 5: like a rout shortcut, That's what I thought. I was like, Okay,

2600
01:54:24,800 --> 01:54:26,880
Speaker 5: maybe we didn't even to take a fucking half hour

2601
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:27,439
Speaker 5: to get here.

2602
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:31,320
Speaker 1: Right, maybe he took the lake. Do you remember that

2603
01:54:31,640 --> 01:54:33,760
Speaker 1: the trick that you could do with a Soaby bottle

2604
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:35,080
Speaker 1: when they were glass.

2605
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:36,120
Speaker 4: Okay, yep, and it's here.

2606
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:38,160
Speaker 1: You could fill it up to a certain point, like

2607
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:40,320
Speaker 1: to the bottom of the label and then hold it

2608
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:44,000
Speaker 1: at an angle and take your hand and fucking pop

2609
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:46,560
Speaker 1: the top of it hell of hard and the bottom

2610
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:49,280
Speaker 1: would just fall out. Yeah, the bottom of the glass

2611
01:54:49,360 --> 01:54:50,360
Speaker 1: would just fall out.

2612
01:54:50,440 --> 01:54:53,800
Speaker 4: Oh weird, wild stuff. Yeah, that seems like a bad

2613
01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:54,320
Speaker 4: kid thing.

2614
01:54:54,760 --> 01:54:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Durth knows exactly.

2615
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:59,080
Speaker 1: Dude, durs you know that. Yeah, I know you're talking about. Yeah.

2616
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:00,680
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. It was the sy A ship, dude.

2617
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:02,280
Speaker 3: Never, I've never heard of this at all.

2618
01:55:02,600 --> 01:55:05,080
Speaker 6: No, it was like some cool, like elementary school science

2619
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:07,000
Speaker 6: teacher ship where it's like watch, I'm gonna dip this

2620
01:55:07,160 --> 01:55:09,680
Speaker 6: banana and the nitro gluzern and then shatter it.

2621
01:55:10,440 --> 01:55:13,200
Speaker 1: Right. Yes, it was the perfect amount of pressure to

2622
01:55:13,360 --> 01:55:15,680
Speaker 1: just pop the bottom off this bottle and it was

2623
01:55:15,920 --> 01:55:18,080
Speaker 1: just so sick. Chicks, dug it.

2624
01:55:18,520 --> 01:55:20,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was kind of like a high school kid trick,

2625
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:23,600
Speaker 6: like you know, like throwing lighters and exploding them exactly right.

2626
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:25,400
Speaker 4: Or how you would go to like burger king and

2627
01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:28,000
Speaker 4: roll the straws up really tight and then flick it

2628
01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:30,160
Speaker 4: and pop them like zactly.

2629
01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:31,000
Speaker 5: Dude, I was so good at that.

2630
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:35,160
Speaker 3: You start the like creamer coffee creamer on fire.

2631
01:55:35,320 --> 01:55:37,800
Speaker 4: It's exactly this is this is it?

2632
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2633
01:55:38,800 --> 01:55:41,200
Speaker 3: Or you would take a bottle of alcohol and then

2634
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:43,480
Speaker 3: put it as something like a cloth inside of it

2635
01:55:43,520 --> 01:55:45,200
Speaker 3: and then light it on fire and then throw it

2636
01:55:45,280 --> 01:55:46,720
Speaker 3: through your enemy's windows.

2637
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, or you or you'd reach your dick and then

2638
01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:51,640
Speaker 4: you'd you'd reach it around to your own bottle.

2639
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:52,680
Speaker 1: What's up?

2640
01:55:52,760 --> 01:55:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you take your dick and you take it

2641
01:55:54,520 --> 01:55:56,280
Speaker 3: to your own buttole and shove it up there.

2642
01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:58,920
Speaker 1: I remember that. That was like a weird elementary school

2643
01:55:58,960 --> 01:56:05,520
Speaker 1: science teacher move. Absolutely, yeah, I remember that.

2644
01:56:05,720 --> 01:56:07,760
Speaker 5: But again, like Kyle said, chicks, dougget.

2645
01:56:07,920 --> 01:56:09,000
Speaker 3: Chicks loved that, dude.

2646
01:56:09,080 --> 01:56:13,520
Speaker 1: Chicks, No, no, we're just joking. We're joking Hawaii rules.

2647
01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:17,200
Speaker 1: Like it's so good, it's the best. I love it. Uh,

2648
01:56:17,320 --> 01:56:22,000
Speaker 1: the weather's fantastic. I went to a nice dinner last night,

2649
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:25,840
Speaker 1: first nice dinner since like COVID. Okay, did you tie

2650
01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:26,960
Speaker 1: the napkin around your neck?

2651
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:28,840
Speaker 5: You're like, this is fancy. I'm tucking in and up here.

2652
01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:30,520
Speaker 5: You better freaking believe it.

2653
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:32,720
Speaker 1: Dog. Actually, you know what I did. I got I

2654
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:35,280
Speaker 1: went to Mama's Fish House on the North Shore Mountain.

2655
01:56:35,280 --> 01:56:37,560
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you didn't eat salmon again, did you?

2656
01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:39,960
Speaker 4: You got a taste for a flesh?

2657
01:56:40,080 --> 01:56:44,720
Speaker 1: Now, I've been on a tear since the bachelor party.

2658
01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:47,560
Speaker 3: I have had Yeah, you got a taste for it.

2659
01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:49,800
Speaker 4: It's back flesh.

2660
01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:53,040
Speaker 1: Also, you said, haven't been to a nice dinner yet, Adam.

2661
01:56:53,080 --> 01:56:55,360
Speaker 1: I thought the dinner at your badge party was very nice.

2662
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:59,440
Speaker 1: Shirts off but very nice. Well, we weren't able to

2663
01:56:59,520 --> 01:57:02,440
Speaker 1: take our it's off being very formal.

2664
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:02,920
Speaker 4: I got you.

2665
01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I had Uh let's see here. So

2666
01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:08,720
Speaker 1: since the bachelor party, I've had salmon, I've had lobster,

2667
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:13,560
Speaker 1: I've had ahi. I have had more salmon and some

2668
01:57:13,760 --> 01:57:15,560
Speaker 1: crab bro some crab dungress.

2669
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:19,560
Speaker 4: Now welcome. That's just the ocean spider. Yeah, that's true love.

2670
01:57:19,600 --> 01:57:23,080
Speaker 3: That's awesome. So you're no longer vegetarian, so you're back.

2671
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:25,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm pesky. I'm a pesky guy.

2672
01:57:26,200 --> 01:57:29,400
Speaker 4: Okay, so are we are? We switching up the arugaloid

2673
01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:37,400
Speaker 4: Moniker to pesky little bastards bugs buggers like ski buggers.

2674
01:57:37,360 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 1: Keith the ruguloid.

2675
01:57:38,520 --> 01:57:41,840
Speaker 3: But this is this is the pesky season Okay, I

2676
01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:44,360
Speaker 3: don't know, man o season of the pests.

2677
01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:46,080
Speaker 5: I feel like we got to leave it up to

2678
01:57:46,160 --> 01:57:55,720
Speaker 5: the erugoloids because this is a betrayal. So we get

2679
01:57:55,760 --> 01:57:59,240
Speaker 5: back to the house and a Tiba and Knocker are

2680
01:57:59,360 --> 01:57:59,680
Speaker 5: not there.

2681
01:58:00,120 --> 01:58:02,920
Speaker 4: Yes, they are missing. The boys We sent home in

2682
01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:06,240
Speaker 4: orders sent home in an uber on me through uh

2683
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:10,760
Speaker 4: Dennis D's beautiful direction as well. You two were the

2684
01:58:10,960 --> 01:58:11,880
Speaker 4: MVPs of that night.

2685
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,560
Speaker 5: I'll take I'll take it all, I'll take it all.

2686
01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:13,800
Speaker 4: It was.

2687
01:58:13,960 --> 01:58:17,080
Speaker 1: I felt horrible, so I was like, oh, fun, Yeah,

2688
01:58:17,160 --> 01:58:19,240
Speaker 1: that was a weird moment when you were texting the

2689
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:21,480
Speaker 1: address and we're like, is that the address to this house?

2690
01:58:21,640 --> 01:58:23,280
Speaker 1: Is that this house's address? It's like no.

2691
01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:26,920
Speaker 3: Then he hits up us the party crew on the bus,

2692
01:58:27,080 --> 01:58:29,360
Speaker 3: and we were like, we've got to go find I'll

2693
01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:30,760
Speaker 3: go in a t but we weren't on the.

2694
01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:33,280
Speaker 4: Bus at that point. We were making some night moves.

2695
01:58:34,000 --> 01:58:35,720
Speaker 3: Night move, night moves.

2696
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:36,760
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

2697
01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to some strip club.

2698
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:40,280
Speaker 4: It was that we're cutting.

2699
01:58:40,320 --> 01:58:42,760
Speaker 3: It was like the real strip club close and then

2700
01:58:42,960 --> 01:58:44,520
Speaker 3: and then we're like we got there, We're like, oh,

2701
01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:47,080
Speaker 3: it's closed, and then there's literally like a shed next

2702
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:48,600
Speaker 3: door exactly next door.

2703
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:54,680
Speaker 4: Like exactly next door, exactly exactly or just next door.

2704
01:58:55,840 --> 01:58:56,920
Speaker 3: It's exactly next door.

2705
01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:57,960
Speaker 4: I'm still hungover.

2706
01:58:58,280 --> 01:59:01,280
Speaker 3: We're like, we stood in line there, and also it's

2707
01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:03,360
Speaker 3: everyone from the bar, so we already kind of knew

2708
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:06,760
Speaker 3: everyone that was there. We get in, paid the covers

2709
01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:08,760
Speaker 3: or whatever, we get, we go in. We're there for

2710
01:59:08,880 --> 01:59:12,560
Speaker 3: like twenty minutes, and then Aco and and TBA we

2711
01:59:12,680 --> 01:59:14,480
Speaker 3: find out that they're lost, and then we're like, we

2712
01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:17,840
Speaker 3: gotta go find them. So we bailed from there. We

2713
01:59:18,000 --> 01:59:20,600
Speaker 3: go to the neighborhood that we think that they're at,

2714
01:59:20,840 --> 01:59:22,000
Speaker 3: right that we got dropped off.

2715
01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:23,800
Speaker 1: That we met you guys there because we took the

2716
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:26,480
Speaker 1: me and goons took the thirty minute drive back over there,

2717
01:59:26,600 --> 01:59:28,840
Speaker 1: and then it was you guys in the parky bus

2718
01:59:29,120 --> 01:59:32,520
Speaker 1: rolling uh and their phones are turned off? Done?

2719
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:33,200
Speaker 4: Oh they're dead.

2720
01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:35,200
Speaker 5: You're like, oh, do their phones die because they were

2721
01:59:35,280 --> 01:59:38,760
Speaker 5: DJing all fucking night exactly. They trained the battery with

2722
01:59:38,880 --> 01:59:40,480
Speaker 5: half some That's all she's thinking. I was like, God,

2723
01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:40,800
Speaker 5: damn it.

2724
01:59:40,840 --> 01:59:45,560
Speaker 6: If he wasn't DJing a reason he died death by Spotify.

2725
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:50,600
Speaker 4: If you just wouldn't let a song play, what happened? Dude?

2726
01:59:50,720 --> 01:59:53,920
Speaker 4: It was all hands on deck. It was like, weirdly emotional.

2727
01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:55,800
Speaker 4: It started to thunderstorm.

2728
01:59:56,040 --> 01:59:59,560
Speaker 3: It was like, dude, we thought that these guys were murdered.

2729
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:01,200
Speaker 2: They were hammered.

2730
02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:02,440
Speaker 1: They were hammered.

2731
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:02,680
Speaker 9: Yeah.

2732
02:00:02,720 --> 02:00:05,400
Speaker 1: Thankfully you hadn't seen ozarks at this point, bro, but

2733
02:00:05,880 --> 02:00:06,400
Speaker 1: you would have been.

2734
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:11,200
Speaker 3: So we're we're walking through this neighborhood.

2735
02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:12,080
Speaker 5: While I'm sleeping like a baby.

2736
02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:12,520
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

2737
02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:14,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, there is of no help.

2738
02:00:16,280 --> 02:00:19,480
Speaker 1: Told Kyle Wallas and Kyle I go, yo, I'll let

2739
02:00:19,520 --> 02:00:21,200
Speaker 1: me get my clothes back because I was already in bed.

2740
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, let me let me get my

2741
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:23,880
Speaker 1: shit together. And they're like, no, no, we got it.

2742
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:24,880
Speaker 1: Like you got to wake up and I go.

2743
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:28,400
Speaker 3: Good night.

2744
02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:28,840
Speaker 1: I did.

2745
02:00:28,920 --> 02:00:30,600
Speaker 4: I did, couldn't sleep, but I was just had to

2746
02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:31,800
Speaker 4: say it, just had to say it.

2747
02:00:32,080 --> 02:00:35,760
Speaker 3: And so we're walking through screaming these guys their names

2748
02:00:36,200 --> 02:00:38,640
Speaker 3: so loudly that I was horse the next day, Like

2749
02:00:38,720 --> 02:00:40,400
Speaker 3: I couldn't talk the next day because I'm.

2750
02:00:40,240 --> 02:00:41,240
Speaker 1: Like screaming.

2751
02:00:42,560 --> 02:00:46,000
Speaker 3: Bound in my chest, like where are you are? Managers?

2752
02:00:46,040 --> 02:00:48,200
Speaker 3: Like going up to the address that we thought they

2753
02:00:48,240 --> 02:00:50,360
Speaker 3: got dropped off it and like checking the doors.

2754
02:00:50,520 --> 02:00:52,120
Speaker 1: That was me and I did that ship because I

2755
02:00:52,240 --> 02:00:54,160
Speaker 1: was there earlier than you guys, and I had already

2756
02:00:54,160 --> 02:00:56,120
Speaker 1: pulled the doors just in case. Like and I'm like,

2757
02:00:56,200 --> 02:00:57,240
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I doing?

2758
02:00:57,320 --> 02:00:59,200
Speaker 4: This is the dumbest thing, But I can't believe we

2759
02:00:59,200 --> 02:01:00,400
Speaker 4: didn't get shot. What is it?

2760
02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:01,600
Speaker 5: It's like two or three am?

2761
02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point it's like three yeah for sure. Yeah,

2762
02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:08,040
Speaker 1: because we hit the pillow at like fucking four thirty

2763
02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:09,160
Speaker 1: or something that day. Yeah.

2764
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:09,440
Speaker 3: Four.

2765
02:01:09,960 --> 02:01:12,440
Speaker 4: I feel like we wanted the drama a little bit.

2766
02:01:12,520 --> 02:01:12,640
Speaker 3: Well.

2767
02:01:12,720 --> 02:01:13,360
Speaker 4: Adam willed it.

2768
02:01:13,480 --> 02:01:16,480
Speaker 1: Adam willed it. You fucking willed it. You did it.

2769
02:01:17,440 --> 02:01:20,480
Speaker 1: We were all like, oh, yeah, he said, he said

2770
02:01:20,760 --> 02:01:21,280
Speaker 1: that is true.

2771
02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:23,880
Speaker 5: Wait, yeah, Adam said. For it to be a true

2772
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:27,240
Speaker 5: bats porty, somebody needs to bar someone needs to get arrested,

2773
02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:28,320
Speaker 5: and somebod needs to go missing.

2774
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,000
Speaker 4: Check check check.

2775
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:32,839
Speaker 1: We have two people go missing, that counts for the arrested.

2776
02:01:33,200 --> 02:01:43,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no arrest luckily yet. So then we're like

2777
02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:46,480
Speaker 3: we we are like, we have to go home. We've

2778
02:01:46,600 --> 02:01:50,360
Speaker 3: checked everything, We've checked, we checked multiple hotels, we called

2779
02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:55,000
Speaker 3: the police department, the hospital to see if they're like there,

2780
02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:57,280
Speaker 3: and we're like, we don't know what to do. And

2781
02:01:57,440 --> 02:02:01,440
Speaker 3: my my dad keeps going, no man left, remember, and

2782
02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:03,400
Speaker 3: we're like we know, we know, dad, but we don't

2783
02:02:03,440 --> 02:02:05,040
Speaker 3: know like what to do or where we're at the

2784
02:02:05,160 --> 02:02:07,800
Speaker 3: end of our trail. And then he goes, he goes,

2785
02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:11,040
Speaker 3: you guys can go, just leave me, and we're like what,

2786
02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:13,480
Speaker 3: this is the opposite of what you've been saying.

2787
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:16,560
Speaker 1: He's like, just leave me here. I'll check all night.

2788
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:19,360
Speaker 1: And we're like, well what, No, we're all gonna leave. Meanwhile,

2789
02:02:19,480 --> 02:02:22,040
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gotten off the bus at this point. Yeah.

2790
02:02:22,360 --> 02:02:24,400
Speaker 1: I think he's still sitting on the bus in the

2791
02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:28,240
Speaker 1: way back seat. Yeah. I remember you and your dad

2792
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:30,480
Speaker 1: he was doing that and you're sitting here like, shut up,

2793
02:02:30,600 --> 02:02:31,480
Speaker 1: you drunk all man.

2794
02:02:31,640 --> 02:02:33,840
Speaker 4: We're starting to get mad at your dad, Like Dad

2795
02:02:34,040 --> 02:02:37,800
Speaker 4: shut up. This isn't a war movie, Like we're going home.

2796
02:02:37,920 --> 02:02:43,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a war movie, man, And so we

2797
02:02:43,600 --> 02:02:45,960
Speaker 3: end up we go home. We make it home around

2798
02:02:46,080 --> 02:02:50,400
Speaker 3: four am. We're all exhausted, we're wet, we're drunk. There's

2799
02:02:50,560 --> 02:02:53,440
Speaker 3: there's nowhere to be found. There's there they are nowhere

2800
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:56,280
Speaker 3: to be found. We have multiple houses, my parents' house,

2801
02:02:56,680 --> 02:03:00,520
Speaker 3: a house that a neighbor let us use, and then Airbnb.

2802
02:03:00,640 --> 02:03:03,640
Speaker 3: We checked all three homes. They're not here on my

2803
02:03:03,760 --> 02:03:06,520
Speaker 3: parents little peninsula, and so we're like, we have no idea.

2804
02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:10,360
Speaker 3: Hopefully they made a friend and they're sleeping at someone's house, right.

2805
02:03:10,480 --> 02:03:11,960
Speaker 1: That was kind of the that was the hope.

2806
02:03:12,080 --> 02:03:13,480
Speaker 5: Otherwise dead.

2807
02:03:13,800 --> 02:03:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're like, I have no idea. Or maybe

2808
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:17,720
Speaker 3: they got a hotel. And we kept being like, they're

2809
02:03:17,760 --> 02:03:19,840
Speaker 3: smart enough to just get a hotel. They're smart enough

2810
02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:22,960
Speaker 3: to get a hotel. They're adults, and so it's just true.

2811
02:03:23,960 --> 02:03:26,240
Speaker 3: We go to bed thinking that they're dead. We wake

2812
02:03:26,360 --> 02:03:29,040
Speaker 3: up to a text of being like, holy shit, bros,

2813
02:03:29,280 --> 02:03:32,160
Speaker 3: slept in a barn last night. Last night was crazy?

2814
02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:33,720
Speaker 1: A sorry about that.

2815
02:03:34,080 --> 02:03:38,120
Speaker 3: Photos of them sleeping in a barn, holding each other, shivering.

2816
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:40,920
Speaker 4: Like on a tractor, which, by the way, was a

2817
02:03:41,040 --> 02:03:43,280
Speaker 4: block or two away from your house.

2818
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:45,480
Speaker 1: From the house that they were staying in, my house,

2819
02:03:45,600 --> 02:03:47,200
Speaker 1: in the house I was staying at, and it was

2820
02:03:47,320 --> 02:03:51,240
Speaker 1: like they were two blocks away from that house. Yeah,

2821
02:03:51,360 --> 02:03:54,480
Speaker 1: And they came in at eight o'clock in the morning

2822
02:03:54,960 --> 02:03:58,520
Speaker 1: with fucking blankets wrapped around them, like shivering into my

2823
02:03:58,840 --> 02:04:01,320
Speaker 1: room and I'm like, my room's not a common space

2824
02:04:01,360 --> 02:04:02,920
Speaker 1: or anything like that. But they bust open the door.

2825
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:05,840
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, bro, you're still here. You're in here,

2826
02:04:06,360 --> 02:04:09,280
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're alive. This is awesome, but like

2827
02:04:10,000 --> 02:04:12,640
Speaker 1: it's fucking seven thirty. I went to bed three hours ago.

2828
02:04:12,880 --> 02:04:15,600
Speaker 1: You're big. Yeah, and you guys are in here now,

2829
02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:18,200
Speaker 1: and I'm happy you're alive, but also like now I

2830
02:04:18,240 --> 02:04:19,880
Speaker 1: got kids, I'm not gonna go back to sleep. I'm

2831
02:04:19,920 --> 02:04:22,600
Speaker 1: not hungover it. So I was a little salty, but

2832
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:24,760
Speaker 1: like you know, it was all. It was also like

2833
02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:27,640
Speaker 1: so fucking happy that they were there.

2834
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:30,600
Speaker 3: It was a mixture so happy. I was like, I'm

2835
02:04:30,640 --> 02:04:33,120
Speaker 3: gonna wake up and either it's gonna be the best

2836
02:04:33,200 --> 02:04:35,879
Speaker 3: news ever. And this bachelor party was a huge success

2837
02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:39,280
Speaker 3: and something that we'll talk about forever, and it's super

2838
02:04:39,360 --> 02:04:41,600
Speaker 3: fun and I love having these stories. Or it's the

2839
02:04:41,800 --> 02:04:44,400
Speaker 3: saddest bachelor party in existence.

2840
02:04:44,480 --> 02:04:46,440
Speaker 5: The wedding has a moment of silence, friends murder.

2841
02:04:46,720 --> 02:04:49,120
Speaker 3: The wedding has to have a moment of silence. And

2842
02:04:49,280 --> 02:04:50,120
Speaker 3: we all thought, we'll.

2843
02:04:50,000 --> 02:04:52,120
Speaker 5: Only play songs for twenty seconds at your wedding.

2844
02:04:53,680 --> 02:04:55,360
Speaker 3: We all like candles in their honor.

2845
02:04:56,520 --> 02:04:58,600
Speaker 4: We're kissing fording. We better be able to fuck a

2846
02:04:58,640 --> 02:04:59,480
Speaker 4: pit bull ap right.

2847
02:05:00,200 --> 02:05:03,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Now you know pit bull for real?

2848
02:05:03,360 --> 02:05:05,320
Speaker 5: Though maybe a labrador?

2849
02:05:05,520 --> 02:05:07,760
Speaker 1: Could you beat? Could you fight a labrador to pit pole?

2850
02:05:07,840 --> 02:05:09,480
Speaker 1: Remember what you do with the pit bull? You start

2851
02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:11,480
Speaker 1: the finger up the butt. That's what you do. That's

2852
02:05:11,480 --> 02:05:13,280
Speaker 1: how you get it to release its jaws. I'm not

2853
02:05:13,440 --> 02:05:14,520
Speaker 1: fucking round, but.

2854
02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:16,320
Speaker 5: That's how you kill it all.

2855
02:05:16,440 --> 02:05:19,040
Speaker 3: Kyle's all, every pitch of Kyle's just like you fingered

2856
02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:21,240
Speaker 3: the butt. You then you start jerking the cock off.

2857
02:05:22,440 --> 02:05:24,600
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I

2858
02:05:24,800 --> 02:05:27,320
Speaker 1: just said to get it to release, to get.

2859
02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,680
Speaker 3: It jerking the cock off to release.

2860
02:05:29,920 --> 02:05:33,040
Speaker 4: And then and now are there any take back?

2861
02:05:33,800 --> 02:05:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2862
02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:40,120
Speaker 5: So what happened was the uber driver took them to

2863
02:05:40,320 --> 02:05:42,600
Speaker 5: the place where I had sent them.

2864
02:05:42,800 --> 02:05:43,680
Speaker 1: The wrong address.

2865
02:05:44,120 --> 02:05:46,680
Speaker 6: They knew it wasn't right good for them. And then

2866
02:05:47,080 --> 02:05:49,560
Speaker 6: they like, by the way, they turned their phones off

2867
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,200
Speaker 6: because I guess Atiba was.

2868
02:05:51,360 --> 02:05:52,400
Speaker 1: Mad at his phone.

2869
02:05:52,840 --> 02:05:53,480
Speaker 5: Did you hear that?

2870
02:05:53,680 --> 02:05:55,880
Speaker 1: Oco was? Oco was like I was, yeah, he was

2871
02:05:55,920 --> 02:05:57,040
Speaker 1: like I was in a mood where I was just

2872
02:05:57,120 --> 02:05:58,080
Speaker 1: kind of like fuck my phone.

2873
02:05:58,200 --> 02:06:02,480
Speaker 6: So they turned their phones off, you like so that

2874
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:05,440
Speaker 6: and then they but they took like a photo because

2875
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:06,240
Speaker 6: he's a photographer, Pho.

2876
02:06:06,560 --> 02:06:09,080
Speaker 1: They did like a photo journal of their journey back.

2877
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:11,120
Speaker 5: I think they like got the guy a case of beer.

2878
02:06:11,200 --> 02:06:12,880
Speaker 5: They're like outside the liquor store, like this is.

2879
02:06:13,080 --> 02:06:14,080
Speaker 4: When got Budweiser.

2880
02:06:14,360 --> 02:06:15,680
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, you guys are like, oh.

2881
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:20,720
Speaker 4: That once I was back in right mind. I'm like, dude,

2882
02:06:20,760 --> 02:06:25,440
Speaker 4: this is the Jefferson Brothers. They've been through fucking everything.

2883
02:06:25,680 --> 02:06:27,160
Speaker 3: I like how I was like, hey, I'm not going

2884
02:06:27,200 --> 02:06:29,280
Speaker 3: to blow up anybody's fonts. I'm not gonna call their

2885
02:06:29,360 --> 02:06:29,760
Speaker 3: names out.

2886
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:31,800
Speaker 4: They don't care. They know it was epic.

2887
02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:33,560
Speaker 5: We can bleep it out. We can bleep it out now.

2888
02:06:34,160 --> 02:06:37,320
Speaker 4: We don't need to. They don't care. They're alive, they

2889
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:38,360
Speaker 4: partied super hard.

2890
02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:39,320
Speaker 3: We're not bleeping now.

2891
02:06:39,560 --> 02:06:42,040
Speaker 1: So the dude, the dude drives them all the way

2892
02:06:42,080 --> 02:06:45,760
Speaker 1: back to the Peninsula and they get out and they're like, fuck,

2893
02:06:45,880 --> 02:06:46,280
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2894
02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:48,600
Speaker 3: Which house it is, and they like looped around, and

2895
02:06:48,720 --> 02:06:51,160
Speaker 3: I think the Uber driver was finally like, Yo, we

2896
02:06:51,240 --> 02:06:53,880
Speaker 3: can't drive you guys around for like at this point

2897
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:55,720
Speaker 3: they've been driving around for hours.

2898
02:06:55,920 --> 02:06:56,520
Speaker 1: Oh they did.

2899
02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, we're looping around.

2900
02:06:58,400 --> 02:07:00,920
Speaker 1: At least one hour, maybe two for sure. Wow.

2901
02:07:01,320 --> 02:07:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so the guys like, I have to drop

2902
02:07:03,560 --> 02:07:06,080
Speaker 3: you guys off. Thank you for buying me beers. And

2903
02:07:06,680 --> 02:07:09,320
Speaker 3: I think maybe he was drinking beers driving.

2904
02:07:11,360 --> 02:07:14,240
Speaker 1: It's by the way, I called him and left a

2905
02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:17,000
Speaker 1: voicemail with him and never heard back. Nothing. Never.

2906
02:07:17,240 --> 02:07:19,120
Speaker 4: That seems like that would have been the most helpful

2907
02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:21,560
Speaker 4: person to be, like, oh, I just dropped your bros off.

2908
02:07:21,800 --> 02:07:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they turned off their phones and then bought

2909
02:07:24,440 --> 02:07:26,960
Speaker 1: beer and was like, we're gonna do this off books

2910
02:07:27,000 --> 02:07:27,440
Speaker 1: for beer.

2911
02:07:27,760 --> 02:07:28,200
Speaker 4: I don't know.

2912
02:07:28,280 --> 02:07:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that what they did. I don't know.

2913
02:07:30,440 --> 02:07:33,080
Speaker 5: I just saw the pictures that told like their their journey,

2914
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:33,600
Speaker 5: and I was.

2915
02:07:33,840 --> 02:07:35,920
Speaker 4: You can't be taking pictures if your phone was dead.

2916
02:07:36,040 --> 02:07:39,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's them, it's them walking through my parents neighborhood.

2917
02:07:39,440 --> 02:07:42,800
Speaker 3: By the way, three blocks from the house that they

2918
02:07:42,840 --> 02:07:44,920
Speaker 3: could have slept in. From multiple homes that they could

2919
02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:45,440
Speaker 3: have slept in.

2920
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:47,560
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of beds, a lot of empty beds. Yeah,

2921
02:07:47,560 --> 02:07:48,400
Speaker 1: Blake wasn't using his.

2922
02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah it was available.

2923
02:07:54,000 --> 02:07:56,680
Speaker 3: They just walked around until they were like, we can't.

2924
02:07:56,800 --> 02:07:59,320
Speaker 3: It's also it's poor and rain, it's lightning out.

2925
02:07:59,560 --> 02:08:00,480
Speaker 1: They're like, I can't do this.

2926
02:08:00,600 --> 02:08:03,120
Speaker 3: We gotta find shelter. And they found like a shed,

2927
02:08:03,360 --> 02:08:06,840
Speaker 3: crazy like a machine shed that they slept in and

2928
02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:08,960
Speaker 3: curled up into attractor and they took shifts.

2929
02:08:09,080 --> 02:08:10,600
Speaker 1: They took shifts. They told me that when they were

2930
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,840
Speaker 1: wrapped in blankes. You're like, dude, I did first shift

2931
02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:14,600
Speaker 1: and then I was like, let him sleep, and what

2932
02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:15,160
Speaker 1: does that mean?

2933
02:08:16,640 --> 02:08:18,800
Speaker 4: In case the dude who owns the barn came in

2934
02:08:18,920 --> 02:08:19,360
Speaker 4: and was like.

2935
02:08:19,560 --> 02:08:20,600
Speaker 5: Here's another idea.

2936
02:08:20,880 --> 02:08:23,680
Speaker 1: Let's not do shifts. Let's turn our phones on and

2937
02:08:23,880 --> 02:08:26,200
Speaker 1: call our friends. Oh. I don't even get that.

2938
02:08:26,400 --> 02:08:28,600
Speaker 4: At that point, they must have been dead, right at that.

2939
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:31,000
Speaker 3: Point, they must they must have been, but they're taking

2940
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:34,480
Speaker 3: photos well, to be fair, The very next night, Aco

2941
02:08:34,800 --> 02:08:35,800
Speaker 3: took my phone.

2942
02:08:35,960 --> 02:08:37,920
Speaker 4: He thought my phone was his phone. And then remember

2943
02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:40,200
Speaker 4: I was like, where's my phone, where's my phone? And

2944
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:42,920
Speaker 4: everybody's calling my phone. Everybody knows we're on high alert.

2945
02:08:42,960 --> 02:08:45,920
Speaker 4: Where's Blake's phone? I'll go out in his damn pocket.

2946
02:08:47,320 --> 02:08:50,960
Speaker 3: And it was well, the rally for those two was

2947
02:08:51,080 --> 02:08:54,680
Speaker 3: truly incredible because the next day, the next day, right,

2948
02:08:54,960 --> 02:08:58,640
Speaker 3: it's we have a whole more one whole other day.

2949
02:08:58,680 --> 02:09:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh and that day was so this was like the blowout.

2950
02:09:02,280 --> 02:09:05,640
Speaker 3: Friday was the blowout day where we you know, blasted

2951
02:09:05,680 --> 02:09:07,400
Speaker 3: it to the ceiling and we were like, okay, we

2952
02:09:07,480 --> 02:09:07,880
Speaker 3: got to do it.

2953
02:09:08,480 --> 02:09:09,560
Speaker 5: We did blast it to the ceiling.

2954
02:09:10,880 --> 02:09:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, bro that classic phrase, lookout ceilings, we're

2955
02:09:14,160 --> 02:09:17,640
Speaker 1: blasting it to you. Well that's also, yo, that's why

2956
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:19,680
Speaker 1: I fucking woke up so damn early and hit the

2957
02:09:19,720 --> 02:09:22,480
Speaker 1: jet skis so hard because I was trying to get

2958
02:09:22,520 --> 02:09:23,720
Speaker 1: some goddamn.

2959
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:26,560
Speaker 3: Z's and we jet skid and then went to multiple

2960
02:09:26,720 --> 02:09:29,280
Speaker 3: lake bars where we just you know, we're in the

2961
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:30,920
Speaker 3: those COVID infested pools.

2962
02:09:30,960 --> 02:09:37,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Adam, can I real quick just put your beautiful, bubbly,

2963
02:09:37,360 --> 02:09:39,720
Speaker 4: juicy ass in the hot seat for a second and

2964
02:09:39,800 --> 02:09:44,080
Speaker 4: get your baby, get your opinion on some because I

2965
02:09:44,200 --> 02:09:44,680
Speaker 4: know you to.

2966
02:09:44,760 --> 02:09:47,120
Speaker 1: Be standing down, sir, standing down.

2967
02:09:48,040 --> 02:09:51,200
Speaker 4: I know you to be a Coke zero boy. Have

2968
02:09:51,400 --> 02:09:55,600
Speaker 4: you dabbled in the the new red can with the

2969
02:09:55,640 --> 02:09:58,160
Speaker 4: black riding the new recipe of codd.

2970
02:09:57,960 --> 02:09:59,760
Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know if we can get this charged

2971
02:09:59,840 --> 02:10:02,880
Speaker 3: right now. We're trying to dismount the podcast. But Dan,

2972
02:10:02,960 --> 02:10:06,800
Speaker 3: I know, coming at me with all this fucking hot fire. Dude,

2973
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:08,880
Speaker 3: put me in the hot seed, just like this.

2974
02:10:09,160 --> 02:10:12,800
Speaker 4: Hot I'm allowing you to have a rip chord.

2975
02:10:13,120 --> 02:10:17,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, dude, it's it is good. I don't to me.

2976
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:19,240
Speaker 3: It's the can, it's the can.

2977
02:10:19,440 --> 02:10:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. Uh, it's I like how you just

2978
02:10:22,960 --> 02:10:23,800
Speaker 1: you get bottom line.

2979
02:10:23,920 --> 02:10:24,360
Speaker 5: It's good.

2980
02:10:24,720 --> 02:10:27,360
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about why and how it is.

2981
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:30,200
Speaker 3: It's it's good. You're if you like Coke zero, you

2982
02:10:30,440 --> 02:10:30,640
Speaker 3: like it?

2983
02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:34,240
Speaker 1: Right? God so happy we're all alive.

2984
02:10:34,480 --> 02:10:35,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.

2985
02:10:36,040 --> 02:10:39,560
Speaker 3: Big shout out to UH to Dennis divine uh for

2986
02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:42,200
Speaker 3: for keeping it all together, for keeping Blake alive.

2987
02:10:42,360 --> 02:10:42,560
Speaker 1: Yep.

2988
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:46,120
Speaker 3: We were when we were coming back from the second

2989
02:10:46,160 --> 02:10:49,640
Speaker 3: pool bar, yep, super spreader, and we were all pretty

2990
02:10:49,840 --> 02:10:52,040
Speaker 3: ship face at this time. We were passing around a

2991
02:10:52,280 --> 02:10:55,640
Speaker 3: jug of vodka and we had a keg on the

2992
02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:58,240
Speaker 3: boat that we were pouring into each other's mouth and

2993
02:10:58,480 --> 02:10:59,960
Speaker 3: just chugging out of the vodka handle.

2994
02:11:00,120 --> 02:11:02,880
Speaker 4: We also met some really cool Saint lunatics at the

2995
02:11:02,960 --> 02:11:04,880
Speaker 4: pool who were really cool.

2996
02:11:05,280 --> 02:11:07,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there were maniacs.

2997
02:11:07,120 --> 02:11:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh yeah.

2998
02:11:08,360 --> 02:11:10,560
Speaker 3: They kept sitting on my head. That was I thought

2999
02:11:10,600 --> 02:11:11,600
Speaker 3: I was gonna break my neck.

3000
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:13,320
Speaker 1: Who's uh Murphy Lee?

3001
02:11:13,760 --> 02:11:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes, Murphy Lee was there.

3002
02:11:15,560 --> 02:11:15,640
Speaker 2: Uh.

3003
02:11:16,040 --> 02:11:19,560
Speaker 3: These these BB dubs were were dancing and they were like,

3004
02:11:19,640 --> 02:11:21,600
Speaker 3: whose bachelor party is? And I'm like mine. I'm just

3005
02:11:21,680 --> 02:11:23,480
Speaker 3: sort of like leaning up against something and all of

3006
02:11:23,480 --> 02:11:25,800
Speaker 3: a sudden, I just feel like, don't, don't, don't do

3007
02:11:26,480 --> 02:11:29,160
Speaker 3: like on top of my head, twerking on my on

3008
02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:31,480
Speaker 3: my head. And then a waitress or someone had to

3009
02:11:31,600 --> 02:11:33,080
Speaker 3: or the manager had to come over and be like, hey,

3010
02:11:33,200 --> 02:11:35,960
Speaker 3: you know tworking, there's children here, and we're like, wait,

3011
02:11:36,000 --> 02:11:37,720
Speaker 3: there's children here. And then you look over to the

3012
02:11:37,800 --> 02:11:39,080
Speaker 3: right there's like a kid's pool.

3013
02:11:39,240 --> 02:11:39,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3014
02:11:39,480 --> 02:11:41,680
Speaker 4: That was the weirdest part of the ozar What there

3015
02:11:41,800 --> 02:11:44,880
Speaker 4: was always a kid's pool at these weird pool parties. Dude,

3016
02:11:44,960 --> 02:11:47,240
Speaker 4: that was disturbing. I didn't like that the noose are

3017
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:50,120
Speaker 4: working was where they drew. That's where they drew the line.

3018
02:11:50,000 --> 02:11:54,280
Speaker 3: Yea where they drew the line, Oh my gosh, good.

3019
02:11:54,160 --> 02:11:54,720
Speaker 1: Job at him.

3020
02:11:54,800 --> 02:11:57,280
Speaker 4: You fucking you know, the Bachelor party kind of follows

3021
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:58,800
Speaker 4: the Bachelor and you were.

3022
02:11:59,040 --> 02:12:01,480
Speaker 1: On it man, Yeah, you bout the fury job.

3023
02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:04,240
Speaker 4: I was impressed, and it takes a lot to impress me,

3024
02:12:04,640 --> 02:12:05,560
Speaker 4: and I was impressed.

3025
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:08,840
Speaker 3: Chloe came in the day that you guys left. She

3026
02:12:08,920 --> 02:12:11,080
Speaker 3: came in Sunday, and then she just watched me be

3027
02:12:11,320 --> 02:12:13,720
Speaker 3: the most hungover person she's ever seen in three days.

3028
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:15,680
Speaker 3: And I have a big shout out to Chloe for

3029
02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:21,680
Speaker 3: not shaming me, for holding me like a child and

3030
02:12:21,880 --> 02:12:24,000
Speaker 3: nursing me back to health. So big shout out to

3031
02:12:24,480 --> 02:12:26,240
Speaker 3: Chloe Bridges soon to be Chloe Devine.

3032
02:12:26,280 --> 02:12:26,640
Speaker 2: There we go.

3033
02:12:26,960 --> 02:12:28,560
Speaker 3: You know what, I think I'm going to keep her.

3034
02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:32,960
Speaker 4: Well.

3035
02:12:33,040 --> 02:12:36,879
Speaker 3: Guys, thank you for listening to this absolutely insane episode.

3036
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:40,040
Speaker 3: We're pretty hungover. My mom's here.

3037
02:12:43,160 --> 02:12:45,080
Speaker 2: Wow, Hi.

3038
02:12:47,680 --> 02:12:50,400
Speaker 3: Say something really funny, something really funny.

3039
02:12:50,680 --> 02:13:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the jumps are in the gene.

3040
02:13:04,840 --> 02:13:05,680
Speaker 11: That was sick.

3041
02:13:05,960 --> 02:13:12,280
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah. Dennis Denis, Denis Denis.

3042
02:13:16,080 --> 02:13:17,000
Speaker 2: Doesn't get a lot better.

3043
02:13:17,360 --> 02:13:23,880
Speaker 3: Mog angels, mogels, mongels, angels, and Angel said another episode,

3044
02:13:25,120 --> 02:13:26,440
Speaker 3: this is.

3045
02:13:30,240 --> 02:13:31,960
Speaker 1: Mere.

3046
02:13:32,400 --> 02:13:32,960
Speaker 4: Hear me here.

3047
02:13:33,440 --> 02:13:36,240
Speaker 2: I did not get tell I didn't get to here.

3048
02:13:36,920 --> 02:13:40,120
Speaker 3: Why about wow, God,