Speaker 1: So, yeah, this is great, This is great, This is great.
Speaker 1: This is so good. Adam, Yeah, Adam mess just just
Speaker 1: like we drew it up.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: It's really it's so exciting this rock.
Speaker 2: Cards on the table.
Speaker 4: Obviously we want to say, you know.
Speaker 2: Cards on the table.
Speaker 3: We want three kings.
Speaker 2: Wow, right, not a bad hand.
Speaker 1: No, we do wanna be transparent. That's a lot of
Speaker 1: what the show is about. We obviously, you know, are
Speaker 1: thrilled to have you. This is really good.
Speaker 3: We when you walked in here is like awesome.
Speaker 2: It's is when I walked in, even.
Speaker 3: Just seeing you walk in.
Speaker 1: Despite the not like so it's so obviously it's been
Speaker 1: a journey. It's been a journey getting you here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, we had Ben Ben Yeah, Ben was on.
Speaker 2: We just call him Ben still.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So he was here and we asked him.
Speaker 1: We were like, you know, can you get your your
Speaker 1: famous friend Adam to come to the show.
Speaker 4: And I think we I don't know if he said
Speaker 4: it or we said it, but it was he.
Speaker 2: We went back and forth with Ben.
Speaker 3: With Ben, Yeah, he wanted us to hook up our
Speaker 3: home plumbing to Stiller's soda to to reach out in
Speaker 3: exchange for reaching out to you. He I guess is
Speaker 3: hoping to make it less of like a consumer soda
Speaker 3: and more of like alright, like.
Speaker 2: Or like how they go they sell you filters water
Speaker 2: filters for your home, so all the water in your
Speaker 2: house is filtered.
Speaker 1: So what he is hoping to be stiltered was still stiltered. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of your water would be stiltered.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: He is also hoping to brand the filter that allows
Speaker 3: you to reverse engineer the stiller soda into water, and it.
Speaker 1: Would mind bitcoin at the same time. So it's like
Speaker 1: and that that would heat your home.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me get this straight. It says filter that
Speaker 2: turns all tap water coming into your home, no, no,
Speaker 2: into the stiller soda, and then wanted to get it straight.
Speaker 3: You don't have it straight out all, Okay, what's coming
Speaker 3: into the home is stillers yes, soda.
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, so he's pumping it in directly, that's coming
Speaker 2: into and then there's a filling fill at the.
Speaker 1: End, and you go, it has a little like this
Speaker 1: is what the average household uses.
Speaker 2: Right, it's like twenty percent root beer, the little barg
Speaker 2: Shirley temple. Yes, yes, sure, and then you need to
Speaker 2: get another you need to get a filter to turn
Speaker 2: it to have water.
Speaker 3: But his thing is like, you're gonna actually find that
Speaker 3: you don't really know you don't need that much water.
Speaker 2: And is there a problem with the tap water being
Speaker 2: carbonated or that's it's I mean, does Ben has been addressed.
Speaker 3: Then there's there're directions that come with it, and then
Speaker 3: you just put it on the table and then and
Speaker 3: they he sells a table too that you can rest
Speaker 3: the water until it kind of like it resolves itself.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, so then it flattens out. It's like
Speaker 2: overnight for water.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, overnight water, overnight, overnight, overnight, stiller overnight overnight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, overnight. With Ben still he was pitching it.
Speaker 2: I think he goes because he.
Speaker 3: He's thet like it can also be a sauce. You
Speaker 3: can dip stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeaheah sure, So it's on the table as it's flattening out,
Speaker 2: you can dip different foods into it. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: And so and we're still going back and forth on that,
Speaker 3: and so the hope is actually maybe he'll now that
Speaker 3: you already hear, maybe if we do figure this out,
Speaker 3: he'll reach out to you and maybe you'll like come
Speaker 3: back like next week or something like if we were
Speaker 3: pretty close next week, but like to figure this deal out. Wait,
Speaker 3: dotting the i's and crossing the.
Speaker 2: T's with Ben regarding separate deal, separate deal with Ben,
Speaker 2: but it is regarding me and how.
Speaker 4: It is now it is, Yeah, it has that's what
Speaker 4: it has become.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I think when well, cards on the table,
Speaker 3: cards on the table, which.
Speaker 2: We I thought we already put the cards on the table.
Speaker 2: Are they have they been picked up?
Speaker 3: So I don't know who's.
Speaker 2: Rock solid taste and jack are better than ten?
Speaker 1: Well, but you're a ten out of ten. And I'm
Speaker 1: a jackass jack off. You know, I'm a fool. I
Speaker 1: play the fool on the show and I'm used to
Speaker 1: that role and that's okay with me. And you can
Speaker 1: you can dunk on me, you can score points on me.
Speaker 1: And I got a thick skin. It's really like, don't
Speaker 1: make fun of the way I look or anything.
Speaker 3: But we make the best of it and we are
Speaker 3: gonna do that today.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 3: That's why I started talking because I could tell you
Speaker 3: about like Cohich was like.
Speaker 2: Just at this guy, Yeah, why would I do that?
Speaker 3: So yeah, but the atom of it all.
Speaker 4: Yes, adom of it which, by the way, is so
Speaker 4: awesome to have you here.
Speaker 3: It's really this is really good too, so really good too.
Speaker 3: When we I don't know if we ever even had
Speaker 3: this conversation, or we just both kind of ended number
Speaker 3: the same, like feeling the same. We've been working together
Speaker 3: a lot, We've been working together a long time, and
Speaker 3: so like we end up having this kind of like
Speaker 3: unspoken thing where we're just thinking the same thing, like
Speaker 3: each other's thoughts before they even happen to each other.
Speaker 2: Well, that's great though, to have that kind of relationship
Speaker 2: with incredible.
Speaker 1: Report normally it is really good. Yeah, sometimes if one
Speaker 1: person misspeaks, there's a sort of snowball effect where then
Speaker 1: you both start doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh, and you both start saying things and over each other,
Speaker 3: like our legs are tied together.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So as an example, maybe you guys are thinking, this
Speaker 1: is like a hypothetical Ben So is coming on the show.
Speaker 4: We gotta get his famous friend Adam Sandler on the show. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: But then somebody says.
Speaker 1: Something wrong or not even wrong, just different. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say wrong, I would say different.
Speaker 2: So it started out as a thing, and I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the result. We were like, this
Speaker 3: is awesome to this, this pumping high fiving this.
Speaker 2: Entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to
Speaker 2: visit the show.
Speaker 3: I would never let go that I have. You would
Speaker 3: never set expectations for something like that. Sounds like if
Speaker 3: the universe allows for something like that to happen, I
Speaker 3: am open to I'm always going to accept.
Speaker 1: You know, podcasting is when hard work meets preparation. Is
Speaker 1: that right?
Speaker 3: We accept not?
Speaker 1: Podcasting is when hard works preparation hard work.
Speaker 3: We've always said that, you have, yeah, not said A
Speaker 3: lot of it is unspoken, like we were saying sure.
Speaker 2: I mean, by in large, I would share that all
Speaker 2: the all the podcasts I listened to and have seen
Speaker 2: on video. You're right, it's all about hard work.
Speaker 1: You can tell, right, it's it's it's always these guys
Speaker 1: measure twice, cut once because the because the podcast, in
Speaker 1: the best case scenario, appears effortless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just gonna say, I feel like that's
Speaker 2: because by and large it is effortless, like there's not
Speaker 2: a lot of effort being put into it.
Speaker 3: That's what it looks like from the outside, looks that way.
Speaker 3: When you get your little charcoal briquette, you think that
Speaker 3: looks easy.
Speaker 2: I could probably do that, right.
Speaker 3: You don't see the guys getting lowered down into the minds. Yeah,
Speaker 3: coming back acts.
Speaker 2: Is that where you think charcoal briquettes come from? Covered? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have to get it out of the wall.
Speaker 1: You gotta chop it out of there.
Speaker 2: How do they get it into that little shape? Does
Speaker 2: it come that way?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Again, that's the part you don't see.
Speaker 2: You don't know who knows how they do that.
Speaker 1: I believe there's maybe a guy, like a squeezer guy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, squeeze, there's like a yeah, he has that shape,
Speaker 2: one of the dwarfs. I think a squeezer, I would imagine.
Speaker 2: I don't think we call them that squeezers.
Speaker 3: I just I can't keep track of this stuff. Are
Speaker 3: we allowed to say?
Speaker 1: Ok?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just say whatever.
Speaker 4: Our intention is always positive. I like to help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1: You know, we are never trying to degrade anyone.
Speaker 2: It's a minefield out there, you know, mine shaft. It's
Speaker 2: a mind shaft.
Speaker 1: First podcast, first podcast, No, No, In fact, I've done
Speaker 1: lots of podcasts.
Speaker 2: I was just doing a podcast yesterday, in fact, another one.
Speaker 1: I wonder where you got that idea.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it seems like that bummed you out, said, did you?
Speaker 2: He said? He said, awesome, But I'm looking at him
Speaker 2: and on literally suddenly looked sad and looked down at
Speaker 2: the ground. Other stuff, stuff at home, okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: well good, I'm glad.
Speaker 3: Stuff at home. That's kind of running around on the ground.
Speaker 3: And so it's like making him, it's putting him in
Speaker 3: this line.
Speaker 2: I'm always gonna have eyes on the ground.
Speaker 1: Oh, I say, yeah, but what what you got bugs
Speaker 1: in your house?
Speaker 2: I've had bugs in my house.
Speaker 3: M M.
Speaker 4: Makes you look down a lot of it makes it
Speaker 4: sound like you don't like they're everywhere.
Speaker 2: Well, we got rid of them.
Speaker 3: You have to get okay, well you have to understand
Speaker 3: when you do that. Yeah, they go to someone else's house,
Speaker 3: so they kill them. I might have your bugs, I
Speaker 3: don't have. No one has my bugs.
Speaker 2: You get an exterminator, they kill the bugs and get
Speaker 2: rid of them. Isn't that no they that they that
Speaker 2: they show them into someone else's house. Yeah, you can
Speaker 2: take care of it.
Speaker 1: And then meanwhile, to my god, dam Mankles and Silverfish?
Speaker 2: Is that why I'm here? Because you feel like you
Speaker 2: have silverfish in your house? Because of that?
Speaker 1: Adam, you're here because it's a great it's going to
Speaker 1: be a great episode. That's why you're here. I mean
Speaker 1: it's like I thought Killer.
Speaker 3: So so Ben had held me Adam, we'll get you, Adam,
Speaker 3: We'll make this deal. And like Adam's doing Severance. So
Speaker 3: I'm working with him and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, holy fucking shit, Adam Sadler is doing.
Speaker 1: Which that like would have been frankly a little strange,
Speaker 1: but also you gotta be curious.
Speaker 3: I think we thought, and again I don't had this conversation.
Speaker 3: We thought it might be at least interesting to try.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like, how there's two guys, You're two guys. I'm
Speaker 2: too Oh sure, I'm Severance. Is that what you mean if.
Speaker 3: One of them was like sorry, that is like.
Speaker 1: That's snapping something into focus for me about the show
Speaker 1: where I was like he's being so weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's finally like coming together. The's two guys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 3: And I've been waiting for him to get to this
Speaker 3: and he's been you know, he's working on it. Sure,
Speaker 3: and go to the fridge, and I would be like,
Speaker 3: what's up? He was? You just open the I don't
Speaker 3: know anymore looking in the fridge, You're like, I know,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for something, but what is it?
Speaker 2: Like something home?
Speaker 3: And I didn't want to be like, it's two guys.
Speaker 3: I knew he had to get there wow himself. So
Speaker 3: that's why it's so good that you're here too.
Speaker 2: What is it that you think was was happening?
Speaker 3: So look obviously like.
Speaker 1: Look, let's say, first amazing show, you know, congrats on
Speaker 1: the show. What I thought was happening when I on
Speaker 1: my first watch, this guy's so weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Is he like.
Speaker 1: Does he know what he's doing? You know?
Speaker 4: And I also was going like, well, for I was going,
Speaker 4: did they mean to do this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I thought there was a mistake, Like I
Speaker 1: actually thought that they had had one idea for the
Speaker 1: show and then they kind of changed their mind and
Speaker 1: they had left in some of the footage from the
Speaker 1: original like pilot they shot or something and then just
Speaker 1: sort of rolled with it, right because I.
Speaker 4: Was going only feels like two different guys and a
Speaker 4: lot of this.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, maybe Adam forgot or maybe
Speaker 1: some of this is the real Adam, Like like it's intercut,
Speaker 1: like there's a behind the scenes sort of I.
Speaker 2: Forgot they were filming me kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a couple different ways into it. Nothing
Speaker 1: felt quite right, But this is actually clicking.
Speaker 2: Makes a little more sense. Still more, it feels to
Speaker 2: me like the the theory you had come up with
Speaker 2: takes far more effort and is far more complicated than
Speaker 2: the actual show.
Speaker 3: Than just life.
Speaker 2: Is complicated. I think perceptually me the show saying now
Speaker 2: we're leaving the show and we're going home with the
Speaker 2: actor portraying this character, and we're going to explore the
Speaker 2: home life of the actor.
Speaker 1: And they weren't saying that, which that was the first
Speaker 1: thing I said when I came to the room, is like,
Speaker 1: let's get a little vo here where they say, hey,
Speaker 1: you're not watching the show anymore, right, this is Adam's house.
Speaker 2: But it just seems like you're a thing going to
Speaker 2: that place and you coming up with the theory that
Speaker 2: that's what's happening here is far more complicated than the
Speaker 2: simple Like if you just watched the show, you probably
Speaker 2: would have figured it out.
Speaker 1: And it's and to that end, now I will.
Speaker 2: Okay, were you like doing something else while you were
Speaker 2: watching the show, or well, I got some.
Speaker 1: Stuff going on at home. You know, obviously there is
Speaker 1: like an insect. There's such an issue happening, and so
Speaker 1: it is tough to kind of focus completely on a
Speaker 1: show because they are shooting them.
Speaker 2: You've been shooting the silverfish with it's legal with poisoned darts.
Speaker 2: And so when you hit a silverfish, do you do
Speaker 2: one at a time? You try and hit them with
Speaker 2: the with the poisoned dart.
Speaker 1: Puzuka would that I could get one of those buggers.
Speaker 1: They are so quick. Yeah, they're fast, but i've yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's been some ricochet.
Speaker 2: If you need the back you need, so you need
Speaker 2: a second person with the equipment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got an assistant.
Speaker 2: And have you damaged your home? I would imagine his
Speaker 2: home is poisoned.
Speaker 4: Good lord, it's mainly poisoned darts in there.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh my god, it's just all no wonder you
Speaker 2: weren't paying full attention to severn.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, I've been pretty sick.
Speaker 2: God, And anyone who enters your house probably ends up.
Speaker 1: With which is we're just happening less and less.
Speaker 2: People coming over. Yeah, I'm not going to come over
Speaker 2: with you know, your house just filled to the rim
Speaker 2: with poisoned bazooka darts.
Speaker 3: The hope is that you'll be so covered in silverfish,
Speaker 3: which are as yet unafflicted by the poison they have,
Speaker 3: that they will actually create a protective layer and the poison.
Speaker 2: Well silverfish, you know they they do protect protect you
Speaker 2: in certain situations. Well, say more about that, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: about the silverfish. Yeah, well silverfish, that's their main I
Speaker 2: mean everyone says when they see silverfish, like, what the
Speaker 2: hell are these things even for? You know, they're just
Speaker 2: a past. In fact, they're defenders of human beings.
Speaker 3: If a burglar comes.
Speaker 2: If a burglar comes, silverfish covers them head to toe
Speaker 2: by again.
Speaker 1: Well, imagine trying to find jewelry in my house. You
Speaker 1: can't because there's all these silverfish everywhere. Right, So it's
Speaker 1: like between that and my valuables.
Speaker 2: Exactly because everything looks silver.
Speaker 1: M No, that's smart. Yeah, you know what, Uh my
Speaker 1: promise today, I'm gonna stop shooting them.
Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea, both for they'll be
Speaker 2: like the kind of but once they get back, and
Speaker 2: as well, if they're listening to this.
Speaker 3: I think it after hearing that he's going to stop
Speaker 3: shooting them, I think they would probably.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, so we can speak freely now that
Speaker 2: they're now now okay, they don't protect.
Speaker 4: They're not spending anything, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was convincing me. You're selling me on it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm an actor, and that's.
Speaker 1: What and that's what we started to figure out, the
Speaker 1: speaking of you acting.
Speaker 4: You're going to the festivals, You're doing these big festival movies.
Speaker 1: Oh, doing some kind of spooky movie I did.
Speaker 2: I was just at the south By Southwest Festival with
Speaker 2: a new movie.
Speaker 1: The Best Austin, Keep It Weird.
Speaker 2: Austin, Texas weird. That's what it says in the T shirt. Sure,
Speaker 2: great town, Barbara sauce. Yeah, barbecue, well barbecue, Yeah, the
Speaker 2: sauce is usually on the side. Yeah. I love dolls
Speaker 2: coming out with barbecue, barbecue sauce flavored. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: That'll I'm sure that'll be delicious. So, yeah, we were
Speaker 2: down there in uh In, Austin, you know, Austin's you know,
Speaker 2: right in the middle of Texas's great, great town.
Speaker 1: And the movie uh And I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: read about this, but it's it's so freaky, right, And
Speaker 1: can I say this ain't gonna scare me, jack, Oh,
Speaker 1: really not going to scare me?
Speaker 2: Okay, fake, the movie's fake.
Speaker 3: And I mean, well, he does have an obligation to
Speaker 3: tell everyone else in the theater before the movie begins
Speaker 3: that it's fake, that it is fake, and during it
Speaker 3: would be during the reliction of duty to allow something
Speaker 3: so fake to play out and just let let all
Speaker 3: of your fellow man be tricked.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, I understand what you're saying that.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's part of the fun of a
Speaker 2: scary movie is the suspension of disbelief that the audience
Speaker 2: like they're going there to be scared. They enjoy it, right,
Speaker 2: So if someone's yelling out this is fake, right, they're
Speaker 2: already aware of that. So you yell out this is fake,
Speaker 2: and it just sort of it's a nuisance more than anything,
Speaker 2: I would imagine.
Speaker 1: There's there's a presumption at times, I think with you
Speaker 1: that people are much more aware of kind of the
Speaker 1: process behind what you're doing, even with severance where it
Speaker 1: was like You're like, what you're talking about is so complicated,
Speaker 1: I'm going like what were you doing? Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on, you know, and then to go like, oh,
Speaker 1: they know it's fake, and it's like, well they will
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna tell them because I do not want
Speaker 1: them to feel scared. And I'm not scared.
Speaker 2: I'm scared to feel like going to scare me because
Speaker 2: you were watching Severn's and you thought it was half
Speaker 2: fictional half true life. Are you when you see a
Speaker 2: scary movie? Are you scared because you feel like this
Speaker 2: might actually be happening? Well, I don't watch them, Oh
Speaker 2: I see because they're scared.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, the intention a lot of them is to
Speaker 1: scare me. And because I am sitting here with you now,
Speaker 1: at least this one, I will check out, if only
Speaker 1: to report that it is fake to anyone near me.
Speaker 3: Is there a ghost it?
Speaker 2: Well, if I say that, I'll be spoiling something, you know, right,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. Okay, you know what
Speaker 2: I like to say about scary movies, And you guys
Speaker 2: can write this down if you want. Is that tell me?
Speaker 2: The goal of a scary movie is similar to the
Speaker 2: goal of a comedy, because in a comedy, you're looking
Speaker 2: for the involuntary reaction of laughter, and in a scary movie,
Speaker 2: you're looking for the involuntary reaction of being scared. So uh,
Speaker 2: in the in in that sense, they have something in common.
Speaker 3: You want to understand right now?
Speaker 2: Why don't you guys have pens?
Speaker 3: We we never have never had someone.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 3: You said you can write it down if you want,
Speaker 3: and I thought.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna want to. I've never wanted to write
Speaker 4: anything down on this show.
Speaker 2: And what just happened. And what just happened was.
Speaker 4: You busted this whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2: And I need to think, like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Com well, it depends. You know it's not fake, Sean.
Speaker 2: You know it's not fake. Is the reaction when you
Speaker 2: get a laugh? It's not fake that you were coming
Speaker 2: in with a pen? Can we fly the pen in? Please?
Speaker 2: I thought it was even like this. Okayeez, all right?
Speaker 2: Is there actually good pens too? Write it in your hand? Adam?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm? Do you want me to repeat it?
Speaker 3: Or I am trying to figure out how to handle
Speaker 3: this situation properly? And how has there ever been a
Speaker 3: thing where the podcast is just like that's the news
Speaker 3: for that night? You know how every night they do
Speaker 3: the news, but it's never a podcast. But if something
Speaker 3: were happening on a podcast that were more important than
Speaker 3: the news, could it then be the news for that
Speaker 3: switch swap it out.
Speaker 2: Or like, how would you get that out to the
Speaker 2: world as quickly as possible? Would have to be the news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, have these pens been in the freezer or something?
Speaker 1: Cold as hell? Right?
Speaker 3: I went to write on my hand.
Speaker 2: It was peop pulled them out of a freezer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, the the podcast feels like it
Speaker 1: should maybe be the news.
Speaker 2: No, right, like you need to put this out immediately
Speaker 2: and just instead of Hollywood Handbook, just say the news
Speaker 2: so people.
Speaker 3: Will love to get the brand out there.
Speaker 1: We have no one ever, no, just sorry, just to
Speaker 1: just to walk through to it like as we go, Like.
Speaker 4: I know how I felt when I just learned it.
Speaker 1: I see it all now like it's just like it's
Speaker 1: all opened up to me and I'm walking back through,
Speaker 1: you know, the past several years of film cinema and
Speaker 1: going like wait a second.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying the word cinema by the way,
Speaker 2: because that's really that's really what it all comes down to.
Speaker 3: I just want to like, you know, he is spelling
Speaker 3: it with an.
Speaker 2: S oh okay, like Kristen cinema not no.
Speaker 3: Like s I am like he like he's thinking of
Speaker 3: specific genre of filmed entertainment.
Speaker 1: It's really just the movie seven.
Speaker 2: I see cinema meaning yes, like you know what, that's
Speaker 2: so cool? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get really dark sometimes.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't want to live inside your head.
Speaker 3: It's a bad neighborhood brother going there alone.
Speaker 1: No, if I didn't have this to get it out,
Speaker 1: this creative right right right, No, it's like a.
Speaker 2: Room straight dragon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and throw away the.
Speaker 2: Key, Napoleon, letting some steam. Just turning a spigot a
Speaker 2: little bit and letting that steam out every week. It's
Speaker 2: the real. Otherwise it'll blow good for you.
Speaker 4: But I am I am, I am uh so inimity
Speaker 4: of this idea.
Speaker 1: And yet I wonder if this word to be the news,
Speaker 1: the gates would be removed. Yes, yeah, the creative explosion
Speaker 1: that could result from this may actually overwhelm the entire ecosystem.
Speaker 3: Or now that I feel like I understand, all meaning,
Speaker 3: all meaning is lost in a way.
Speaker 2: Right right when everything becomes meaningful, nothing has nothing.
Speaker 1: Didn't share me the idea the horror movie didn't scare me.
Speaker 1: Your movie wouldn't scare me.
Speaker 2: This scares me. This scares me. Well, when everything becomes activated,
Speaker 2: it is frightening it Now I'm scared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it is like.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, like once everyone has the secret, like
Speaker 1: there is no secret, so you just sharing that.
Speaker 3: I go, this is a dangerous man.
Speaker 2: That's why I want to say you're welcome. But I
Speaker 2: also want to say I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I want to say thank you, and
Speaker 1: I also want to chastise you. I want to accept
Speaker 1: the apology, but also do want to punish you in
Speaker 1: some way.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting that I already said you're welcome and I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: So I feel like that takes care of all of it.
Speaker 2: So there's no punishment needed.
Speaker 3: M hmm. And I haven't determined a punishment either.
Speaker 2: Well, I won't accept any punishment whatsoever.
Speaker 3: But that's because I have a punishment landed on.
Speaker 1: Yes, what the proper punishment would be, that's not even
Speaker 1: something surprise.
Speaker 5: In the same way that I now realize comedy and
Speaker 5: being scared and designed and careful response, you're going to
Speaker 5: be un punishment to punishment is also designed to create
Speaker 5: a creat.
Speaker 2: A response, right, And I'm just saying I'm immune to
Speaker 2: any punishment.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna fa yeah, and that's gonna and that's
Speaker 1: going to force me to kind of put my thinking
Speaker 1: canis how do you punish the unpunishable man?
Speaker 2: You know, you also have to realize and maybe maybe
Speaker 2: consider that I might be manipulating you because I want
Speaker 2: your punishment to become more and.
Speaker 4: More extrangement that he would like.
Speaker 1: That's right, And so by not punishing him at all,
Speaker 1: that could be the ultimate punishment is withholding of it.
Speaker 2: And that hurts me maybe, and.
Speaker 1: We don't and we don't know for sure, but this
Speaker 1: is this is something we talk about all the time
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it's it's it's spanking.
Speaker 1: It's the four dimensional chests of spankings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I.
Speaker 3: Know what you know. But I know that you know
Speaker 3: that I know what you know.
Speaker 2: And therefore I'm spanking you.
Speaker 1: How do I spank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So it is?
Speaker 4: It is it is actually spanking dynamic.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, how do I spank you?
Speaker 1: How do I spank?
Speaker 3: Karate chopping does not really, it doesn't do so, but
Speaker 3: I don't want to hurt my hand either.
Speaker 2: No, well, the paddles with the holes drilled in them,
Speaker 2: so you get a little Yeah, yeah, those work, I've heard.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then this is making me think, yes, he
Speaker 1: does want punishment, and he's actually got a very specific one.
Speaker 2: I'm immune to any punishment, like I said.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's me and we want to do it. This
Speaker 4: guy's good.
Speaker 1: This fucker's got me dead to rights right.
Speaker 2: Right where you want.
Speaker 1: I'm dancing on your strings, man, and it feels kind
Speaker 1: of good.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, thank you. Maybe you spake me. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about? We're getting the paddle out? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe you guys have you guys keep the paddles here, right,
Speaker 2: I get us spinking.
Speaker 3: What I'm just saying, we're all talking about.
Speaker 2: Has a show here and he he keeps a bunch
Speaker 2: of paddles. Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Well, if we're not putting this out, we can really relax.
Speaker 3: Well hear it, like no one else is going to
Speaker 3: hear it.
Speaker 1: We could reveal so many secrets.
Speaker 3: Whether for example, I thought he was coming up with another.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you said cow pound then, so I thought
Speaker 1: he was maybe he's maybe gonna put cow down at
Speaker 1: the end of the table.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it incredible.
Speaker 3: It would be if cow Pen just came in here,
Speaker 3: just dove in.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Sorry, sorry, sorry, that's what I'm miss about. It's fine.
Speaker 4: Just he's fine with build up the community that we
Speaker 4: used to have.
Speaker 2: Just walking through it.
Speaker 1: He jumps in and he sets.
Speaker 2: Down, you know what I mean. And it never happens anymore.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't happen as much. And it really never
Speaker 1: happens anymore.
Speaker 2: What do you think? Why? Why do you think that is?
Speaker 4: How did we lose that?
Speaker 2: But that was ear wolf?
Speaker 3: Right, I'll tell you one way, bones.
Speaker 2: You can always it always comes back to the phone.
Speaker 1: Right, It's like this will connect you. Right, It's like
Speaker 1: a little it's like a little coffin that we all
Speaker 1: live in.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a little coffin.
Speaker 3: It's a little tiny yes that.
Speaker 2: You get inside every day and you seal it up
Speaker 2: and you're not seeing anyone or talking to anyone.
Speaker 1: Live inside the car. And it's yeah, which, actually, do
Speaker 1: you guys mind if I do my dual linguo lesson
Speaker 1: while we're recording, is that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sure? Is that the thing you had to keep
Speaker 2: your phone on for yeah.
Speaker 1: So Lily will sometimes FaceTime me from dual Linguo and uh,
Speaker 1: she's sort of disaffected, kind of like a goth youth.
Speaker 1: But she will kind of inform me that, like I've
Speaker 1: got a streak that's in danger. And so if she
Speaker 1: does call, I can't be on like airplane mode or anything, okay,
Speaker 1: because I do have to feed the owl, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and that means you need to do a
Speaker 2: particular lesson at a particular time the owl. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't always understand the media that I ingest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need to though, clearly you're doing fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all vibes for you. It seems I'm just riding
Speaker 2: the wave he's learning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really interesting, which is kind of like what the
Speaker 3: next generation is going to be speaking, Yeah, which is
Speaker 3: Spanish Chinese.
Speaker 2: Wow, so it's going to be a mixture of the two.
Speaker 3: It's Chinese the way they speak it in Spain, specifically Catalonia.
Speaker 2: Okay, So in Catalonia they're speaking a mixture of Spanish
Speaker 2: and Chinese.
Speaker 4: Think about think about a burrito filled with general soace chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm thinking about how would that sound? Well, I
Speaker 2: feel like it would sound nothing like a language that's
Speaker 2: right perfect, and that's what it sounds like, is I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I actually wasn't listening to what Hayes was talking about.
Speaker 1: I was just having an idea of food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's because it sounds so delicious.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it could be pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I mean I think it's old saw.
Speaker 2: It sounds really interesting. It sounds like something that would
Speaker 2: be too wet for the tortilla to contain. M okay,
Speaker 2: well that's what you're well going for then.
Speaker 3: I mean, just to represent I can. I can hear
Speaker 3: his voice and then in my ear, maybe it should
Speaker 3: be a soda instead. Oh yeah, maybe there should General
Speaker 3: So's Burrito flavored soda le tortilla so she rings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should let Ben know that we've come up
Speaker 2: with the next great.
Speaker 1: Flavor General so Rito. Yes, soda, that's delicious. I would
Speaker 1: love to taste uh that, but I carbonated. I feel
Speaker 1: like that would really put Erry on top of the benefits.
Speaker 1: And I would I I would call him, pitch him
Speaker 1: right now. But I have to have it open for Lily.
Speaker 3: Sure if there were a ghost in this movie, and
Speaker 3: you don't have to say.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, Oka might want to get in trouble.
Speaker 3: Be beneficial to have somebody in the movie who is
Speaker 3: trained at ghosting, a character who was possibly returning, who
Speaker 3: we may have been missing for a while, someone who's.
Speaker 1: Been off the scene and out of the conversation, make
Speaker 1: the ghost of the movie completely ghosted.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about getting Max Jennifer in there?
Speaker 1: Ah, you said it, not me, but well, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's episode one oh four Lockdown. We saw Jennifer
Speaker 1: tackle some pretty interesting batties and keep his cool in
Speaker 1: some very extreme situations. So if there was a ghosting
Speaker 1: movie not getting you in Trouble, would Professor Max Jennifer
Speaker 1: be someone who was good to.
Speaker 2: That is the ultimate crossover? That are you guys thrown
Speaker 2: an idea out there right now? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Are we locked?
Speaker 4: I mean, is the cut locked or well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's it's locked.
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind?
Speaker 3: Then I think we talk about this though the stuff
Speaker 3: is on streaming platforms, right, it's all on the It's
Speaker 3: like a word doc like you're not always like we
Speaker 3: can't change this ever again.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I guess you can. I mean, this
Speaker 2: is a really good idea, So maybe it's something we
Speaker 2: should explore.
Speaker 3: The character could even just be wearing a name tag.
Speaker 3: They could just see GI slap a name tag.
Speaker 2: I think we did wear name tags on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1: I had a pretty high clearance level actually on my
Speaker 1: I batch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the sound stage we were working on.
Speaker 1: Yes, and also for the the Bureau investigating paranormal activity.
Speaker 2: Which was fictional.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sorry, so this was another thing when he was
Speaker 3: working on Ghosted. He would come home a lot.
Speaker 2: Did you think we were actually like harnessing spirits and
Speaker 2: going after a monster?
Speaker 1: We were certainly talking about a lot. And I don't
Speaker 1: know why to what end if there's nothing.
Speaker 3: We had in the fridge because it was basically open
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: You just you so you thought everything that we were
Speaker 2: talking about while we were making the show, while we
Speaker 2: were shooting the show, and there were like like fake
Speaker 2: monsters that that that that special effects guys brought in
Speaker 2: and made, you thought that was all potentially real.
Speaker 1: Well they really made the monster.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's true, and the monster was chasing I hope I
Speaker 1: can say this, my friend.
Speaker 4: Okay, And that didn't feel very good. Okay, So I
Speaker 4: guess I would.
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, it was like it was a little stressful
Speaker 1: for me. Uh and especially with my clearance level, I
Speaker 1: thought I probably am the person to tackle some of
Speaker 1: these issues right and they and in some cases literally tackle,
Speaker 1: you know, like a background actor or something.
Speaker 2: So you tackled a background actor.
Speaker 3: That's sure tried.
Speaker 4: Okay, God damn, guys are built like a British house.
Speaker 2: Look, I appreciate background actors.
Speaker 3: They got in all day.
Speaker 1: They're holding these positions. It's repeating, it's.
Speaker 3: It's it's exercise.
Speaker 2: It's a really hard job. I started out as a
Speaker 2: background actor, and I can tell you thank you, yeah nice,
Speaker 2: Yeah you can. You can always always count on me
Speaker 2: pointing that out and talking about how down to earth
Speaker 2: it is for those who start as background actors. Everything
Speaker 2: about going back I would any day of the week.
Speaker 2: So it's a great job.
Speaker 1: Just rip one off, you know what I mean, get
Speaker 1: back in there, just.
Speaker 2: You know, and stand and show them how it's done.
Speaker 3: Get out of the way or sit. Yeah, did you
Speaker 3: go by implication? You're saying that they're doing it wrong
Speaker 3: when you say show them how it's done.
Speaker 2: I've certainly I've certainly seen it done wrong. Like very
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a lost art. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: bit of a lost art.
Speaker 1: And I think it's generational, and I think there's a
Speaker 1: sense of entitlement. You know, you talked about these being little,
Speaker 1: tiny coffins, and it did remind me of something that
Speaker 1: we do say on the show all the time, which
Speaker 1: is these millennials are constantly whining about needing a safe space.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, a space forum six feet underground. Pretty
Speaker 1: safe down there?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, pretty safe.
Speaker 1: So I think that they, oh, buddy, once I get
Speaker 1: once I, once I get these poisons darts out of
Speaker 1: the wall, they're going they are going straight into a millennials.
Speaker 1: But whoa, So first it's just two targets silverfish in millennials.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can see how millennials and as a
Speaker 1: you know, as a generation, sometimes can be annoying. But
Speaker 1: I think that you might be going a little far.
Speaker 1: It's too you know, they say like it's two hits,
Speaker 1: me hitting you, hitting the ground. This is too misses
Speaker 1: me missing the silverfish, and then millennials parents missing them.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, is that Are you sure you want to
Speaker 2: say that on your podcast?
Speaker 1: Well, I was under the impression that we were not
Speaker 1: going to release this one.
Speaker 2: Because so the silverfish and the millennials are the two
Speaker 2: groups you do not want hearing this. I mean we
Speaker 2: can just, I don't know, find a frequency that neither
Speaker 2: of those species are able to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's have a mattapadaka kind of getting the wires
Speaker 1: and tune that the knobs. Yeah, do you know Sandler?
Speaker 2: I've met Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: Sure you comfortable making a call?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We really like I feel like you guys, really
Speaker 2: Adam Sandler was going to walk in here today and
Speaker 2: you're still sort of really.
Speaker 3: I don't move through life expecting something like that to
Speaker 3: do you want to make God laugh?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean applies to podcast guests and everything.
Speaker 2: It seems like this was the expectation you guys had.
Speaker 6: It's not about expectations, it's about like it made too
Speaker 6: much sense with him going on severance and like actually
Speaker 6: the show making sense where it's two different guys and
Speaker 6: one of them.
Speaker 3: Is Adam Sandler like the goofball, and the other one's
Speaker 3: a little more buttoned up the way you could.
Speaker 2: Still be there, I would still be on the show.
Speaker 2: That would be great. Yes, Well I do know him,
Speaker 2: so you want me to to trade like someone that
Speaker 2: I barely know, who you're comfortable with, because it seems
Speaker 2: like you guys want Adam Sandler to would that be
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be a nice episode. You know, Hey,
Speaker 2: this was funny.
Speaker 3: That's what separate negotiation we're having with still or maybe
Speaker 3: we just roll that deal over, okay, into a Sandler deal.
Speaker 2: So I'm now cut out of the deal.
Speaker 3: Do you have a food that you are trying to like?
Speaker 2: I mean that that's a great idea. I never actually
Speaker 2: thought about a food that I could put my name on.
Speaker 2: Tater Tots. I like tater Tots. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I'm passionate enough about them to like sell tater tots
Speaker 2: with my face on the bag.
Speaker 3: I think we used to have a producer who would
Speaker 3: tell us about the Office all the time, just different
Speaker 3: things that had happened in the show. The Office now
Speaker 3: is a Michael Scott thing, but I think that's about kids.
Speaker 3: I think the tots are kids. So if you change
Speaker 3: both the Scott.
Speaker 2: And the top, what about tatter Scott's tater should you
Speaker 2: just find that?
Speaker 3: Well, we found it at them. I mean I actually
Speaker 3: pointed out a flaw and so that is a huge
Speaker 3: part in a writer's room. It's kind of my thing
Speaker 3: to be. I'm bumping on this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: This has been to the other You guys keep going,
Speaker 3: I am going to.
Speaker 2: Split you are really yeah, just I don't want to
Speaker 2: be late. Do you have work? Okay?
Speaker 3: Do you allowed to Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Are we allowed to talk about your new the next
Speaker 1: thing you're doing with Ackerman?
Speaker 2: The new uh kind of music run you guys are doing.
Speaker 2: We don't know yet which what we're going to do?
Speaker 1: Oh I was told that you did? Okay, what were
Speaker 1: you told? Believe it was called Jackie my Johnson to
Speaker 1: Jack Johnson with Johnson.
Speaker 2: Jack Okay, cats out of the bag, so live.
Speaker 1: I could go on to discuss brush fire fairy tales.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you want to wedge myself in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We would love to have Jacking your Johnson to Jack
Speaker 3: Johnson with John's son Jack the name of the h.
Speaker 2: That's the end of it. Who is Jack and Johnson
Speaker 2: with Jack Johnson and Jack's Johnson Jackson?
Speaker 3: But who is who's the John?
Speaker 1: JFK Junior? Right?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: He's hot right now?
Speaker 2: How dare you? No? It's not? JF.
Speaker 3: Something if you revealed Oh, but it could be that
Speaker 3: Jack was still alive.
Speaker 2: Though it is Jack Slaburg.
Speaker 3: Okay, less less exciting than it being JFKJ.
Speaker 2: But you know, maybe at some point we'll actually tell
Speaker 2: it like this. It is exciting, right.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, yeah, sometimes you have I don't want to call
Speaker 1: an expectation. Sometimes you sort of assume something and what
Speaker 1: you find out is the truth is even better. It's
Speaker 1: so awesome, guys, I gotta bug walk walk you out, okay, okay, great, yeah, Chris.
Speaker 2: To catch up. I'm just sort of okay, not damage
Speaker 2: you want to hang out. I don't need to hang
Speaker 2: out here. If you guys are leaving for a.
Speaker 3: Second, we just when the show is done, we just
Speaker 3: say bye.
Speaker 1: So just like so, whenever you're feeling it, you say so,
Speaker 1: I just keep going.
Speaker 3: If you want to plug anything.
Speaker 1: About the horror movie, there's the name even say.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hocum comes out May one, uh in theaters everywhere.
Speaker 2: Thanks you guys, Thanks, bye, okay bye? Is this my
Speaker 2: show now