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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject, Oh you guys are gonna love this. This

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Speaker 1: drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and

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Speaker 1: custom has to stop.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh dunk dunk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but

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Speaker 1: right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for NAF.

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Speaker 2: Three minute remarks, three minute remark. I think all of

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Speaker 2: us as black people know what that means. Three minute remarks.

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Speaker 2: It happens at the funeral and people want to go

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Speaker 2: a lot longer and now in what's expected. So let's

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Speaker 2: take a listen. Three minute remarks.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Keith Keith.

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Speaker 3: How you doing? This? Is Lawrence overhead Heel Funeral Home. Okay.

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Speaker 3: We are the ones that have of the doing the

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Speaker 3: funeral for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am

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Speaker 3: I understanding? Right? Yeah? That's Monti Okay, And yes, you

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Speaker 3: know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be Thursday.

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Speaker 3: I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to

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Speaker 3: my attention that you were going to be giving remarks

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Speaker 3: for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I

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Speaker 3: wanted to call you because we're getting ready to print

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Speaker 3: the programs for the funeral and let you know that

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Speaker 3: they have taken you off for the remarks because they

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Speaker 3: say that you're not going to be Oh what do

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Speaker 3: you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying they

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Speaker 3: say that you're not going to abide by the two

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Speaker 3: three minute rule that they have for remarks, and they

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Speaker 3: wanted they've they've taken you off? And Uh, who is they?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 3: Who? What's the name again, Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the

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Speaker 3: actual funeral director Lord.

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Speaker 4: And who who told you to take me off?

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Speaker 3: Uh? One of the one of the family members I'm

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Speaker 3: assuming is who who made the adjustment?

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Speaker 4: And an adjustmice? That ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing

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Speaker 4: the whole program. Who else is on the list?

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Speaker 3: I mean there's quite a few family members doing different

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Speaker 3: things throughout the funeral.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is

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Speaker 4: what I'm trying to figure.

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Speaker 3: Out That they said that listen to me, listen, listen

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Speaker 3: to me. Listen to me, Brother Keith, listen to me.

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Speaker 3: What they said is that you weren't going to abide

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Speaker 3: by the time. You weren't going to do your remarks

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Speaker 3: in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 4: Manaki raised me. He put me through college, and you

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Speaker 4: think I'm finna, I'm finish, goes down her funeral and

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Speaker 4: be under two minutes.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, listen, listen, brother, Keith, brother, keep listening to me. Normally,

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Speaker 3: when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we

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Speaker 3: have them three minutes or less. Okay, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what mister laws on list? Is she

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Speaker 4: on the list?

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Speaker 3: Uh? We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's

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Speaker 3: singing name off the list.

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Speaker 4: Take her off the list and put me where she

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Speaker 4: supposed to be with my time and her time? Is

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Speaker 4: Bobby the.

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Speaker 3: Bobby? Now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's what

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Speaker 3: that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, their.

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Speaker 4: Son, the one that get locked up. He just got

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Speaker 4: out to tell the truth. He told he's the one

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Speaker 4: that then put her in the coat. You needn't take

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Speaker 4: him off the list to give me all that time,

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Speaker 4: because I mean if I ain't gonna take nothing.

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Speaker 3: Brother Keith, let me let me, let me just say

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Speaker 3: this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.

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Speaker 3: I can't make any alterations to this program unless they

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Speaker 3: say that, Actually, sir.

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Speaker 4: You already you already take you already taking people name off,

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Speaker 4: you're taking my name off.

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Speaker 3: But but they they orchestrated this though to day.

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Speaker 4: Who is day they've been having my problems. They try

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Speaker 4: to take me off my hockey program. Who is they?

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Speaker 3: Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But

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Speaker 3: until they say that you can be family matter, sure,

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: have this. This turned out to be bad, and we

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Speaker 3: want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloyd. Okay,

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Speaker 3: damn right.

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Speaker 4: And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,

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Speaker 4: I guarantee you, it's gonna be a tooth for one

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Speaker 4: in there, somebody else gonna get in the car for two.

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Speaker 4: I guarantee you that if I don't get to say

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Speaker 4: nothing to my auntie, if you Monsky didn't.

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Speaker 3: Pay for them college, I didn't.

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Speaker 4: Put six thousand dollars in the funeral. I bet you

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawn.

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Speaker 4: I bet you whether I'm on the program, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I bet you, I say with the I want to.

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Speaker 4: I bet you that much. You tell day that I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I tell them put me through college. I put money

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Speaker 4: on the funeral. A call around to see who ain't

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Speaker 4: putting no money on the feudal tell them they can't

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Speaker 4: be on the program.

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Speaker 3: Man. Uh keep they when they decide who who who's

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Speaker 3: on it? If they changed the format that I will

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Speaker 3: call you back. Who who is vain?

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who

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Speaker 4: is they?

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Speaker 3: Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't

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Speaker 3: want you to get to our rate. Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 3: go ahead, man. I just want to say this. Keep with.

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Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got breaked. You just got breaked by your

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Speaker 3: cousin Bobby Jr.

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Speaker 4: You bo, I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know

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Speaker 4: that my mother pressures all. I ain't got to be

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Speaker 4: playing man taking me off program.

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Speaker 3: I'm oh Babba said, y'all grew up like brothers. Man,

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Speaker 3: and you was. You was basically another son of mister Lord's.

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Speaker 3: That's right, yes, yes, I was.

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Speaker 4: Man. Oh my.

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Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the

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Speaker 3: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 2: When he as soon as he was to find out

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Speaker 2: who they all of the problem the people?

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Speaker 3: Let me let me hear who's on there? Because I'm

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Speaker 3: taking them off? Who's on there? What the hell they

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Speaker 3: doing on there? She's saying, take off? I got her

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Speaker 3: take I know.

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Speaker 4: I'm good here.

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Speaker 3: Well, little Bobby ain't on now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, let me put this out there because y'all

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Speaker 2: got to tune in. You got to tune in. I

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Speaker 2: promise you. Get ready here to Philadelphia, y'all. The Nephew

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Speaker 2: is getting ready to go and get ready to record.

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Speaker 2: Ready to Love. That is jumping off. But while I

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Speaker 2: am there, I will be performing in Philadelphia as well.

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Speaker 2: Heal M Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh and twenty

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Speaker 2: eighth of July. Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth of July.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale right now. The Nephew coming to the

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Speaker 2: City of Brotherly Love.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters.

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Speaker 1: Subject this drinking and custom has to stop. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show,