WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Mid West Fingers, Ranch Cups

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<v Speaker 1>Kubbooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse

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<v Speaker 2>of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth

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<v Speaker 2>Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now in.

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<v Speaker 3>The airmywhere the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mallor and

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<v Speaker 3>Danny g Radio As we are together TGIF a happy Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's early in the morning. I have been awake for

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<v Speaker 3>a very long time. I'm not complaining, that is not

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<v Speaker 3>a complaint. But we are together here on this Friday,

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<v Speaker 3>the eighteenth day of October, and oh what a day

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<v Speaker 3>it is. Got Dodger and Mets this afternoon. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get a few hours of sleep after I do this podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I will be back away to watch the

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<v Speaker 3>Doyers eliminate the Mets from the National League Championship Series.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless they don't, but I believe they will. Today will

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<v Speaker 3>be an elimination day. The Dodgers are so much better

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<v Speaker 3>than the Mets. This is one of the great domination situations.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a sweep, not a sweep, but a domination situation

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<v Speaker 3>for sure. And we celebrate today not only the Dodgers

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<v Speaker 3>and the Mets, and then the Yankees and the team

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<v Speaker 3>that used to be called the Cleveland Indians. But it

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<v Speaker 3>is National Chocolate cup Cupcake Day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I love cupcase. I'm not a huge chocolate cupcake person.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind it. It's not something I will go

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<v Speaker 3>out of my way to get. There's all kinds of

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<v Speaker 3>there's National Cupcake Day, which is a different day, not

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<v Speaker 3>to be confused with National Hot Chocolate Day or National

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate Cake Day. Those are all separate days. This is

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<v Speaker 3>National Chocolate chip Cupcake Day, which, if you look at

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<v Speaker 3>the history here, the chocolate cupcakes made their first written,

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<v Speaker 3>written debut in American culture. The first cookbook to write

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<v Speaker 3>that in America was written in seventeen ninety six. It

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<v Speaker 3>was called American Cookery, and it featured a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>different recipes, obviously, and one of them was a chocolate cupcake.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're interested in that kind of thing, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 3>Going back to the seventeen hundreds, people in America have

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<v Speaker 3>been eating chocolate cupcakes. It's also National Mashed Potatoes Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was a kid, my mom would make a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of meals where the side dish was peas, canned peas,

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<v Speaker 3>throwing a lot of mashed potato dishes. And I liked

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<v Speaker 3>mashed potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>They were not exotic mashed potatoes. I enjoyed them, and

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<v Speaker 3>then as I got older, I realized, well, that's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a cheap food, and that's one of the reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>The stuff I ate as a kid, like frozen fish sticks,

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<v Speaker 3>things like that, a lot of stuff that was easily

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<v Speaker 3>available and didn't cost all that much. But today's National

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<v Speaker 3>Mashed Potatoes Day. They say the human beings have been

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<v Speaker 3>growing potatoes going as far back as eight thousand BC. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>eight thousand BC. I don't know what they did before that.

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<v Speaker 3>And they claim that remains were found in central Peru.

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<v Speaker 3>We do not do shout outs on the podcast, so

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot shout out inker terror, but they have found

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of remnants of that, and potatoes appear all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place. The mashed potato though spread throughout the

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<v Speaker 3>northern colonies, it wasn't until Thomas Jefferson of all people

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<v Speaker 3>served the potato to guess at the White House.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an.

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<v Speaker 3>Eighteen oh two. And then after that they had a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of Irish immigrants that came to America and they

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<v Speaker 3>brought their culture to America and their love of the potato,

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<v Speaker 3>and we had potatoes reach outer space. In the nineties,

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<v Speaker 3>the University of Wisconsin and NASA got together and they

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<v Speaker 3>put the potato as the first ever vegetable grown in space.

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<v Speaker 3>The potato potato isn't that wonderful in that grade? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so celebrate appropriately. It is National mashed Potato Day. There's

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<v Speaker 3>also some birthdays today.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them.

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<v Speaker 3>And I look at these names and I get these

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<v Speaker 3>lists and I'm like, all right, what I list radio

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<v Speaker 3>we're podcasting.

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<v Speaker 1>But I looked at it.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, well, that name rings a bell. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>we almost had that guy on the podcast. And that

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<v Speaker 3>would be none other than the legendary coach of the

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<v Speaker 3>Chicago Bears back in the day, Iron Mike Ditka, who

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<v Speaker 3>if you've listened to this podcast, you know that we

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<v Speaker 3>attempted to get Mike Ditka on the podcast. Mike is

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<v Speaker 3>getting up there. He was born in nineteen thirty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Long run as an NFL player. I knew him as

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<v Speaker 3>the coach of the Bears when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>and a long career as a TV guy, Iron Mike

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<v Speaker 3>Tyson and the pride of Pennsylvania Steel tough right, Pennsylvania football.

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<v Speaker 3>He just oozed Pennsylvania football. Mike Ditka tried to get

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<v Speaker 3>him on the podcast. A buddy of mine had a number,

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<v Speaker 3>so I gave him a couple of texts, give him

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of calls. He didn't answer his phone, and

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't respond to the text and actually heard I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know this firsthand, but somebody that knows more about

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<v Speaker 3>the situation than me said that Mike has been in

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<v Speaker 3>very poor health the last couple of years, so I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if that's true or not. I know he

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<v Speaker 3>has not been seen out in public very much. Last

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<v Speaker 3>time he was seen it was on the internet. It

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<v Speaker 3>was kind of disheveled and wasn't doing all that well.

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<v Speaker 3>So hopefully things have gotten better from Mike Ditka, who

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<v Speaker 3>was a one of the great characters in NFL history

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<v Speaker 3>in his day and in many ways part of my youth.

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<v Speaker 3>How I wasn't a Bears fan. I did like refrigerator

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<v Speaker 3>Perry because he was fat for the mid eighties bears,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, I was right in my wheelhouse. But

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<v Speaker 3>Mike Ditka the character that he was, and that was

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<v Speaker 3>an era where you had bigger than life personalities who

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<v Speaker 3>were coaches. It wasn't like today, Hey Boomer. But you

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<v Speaker 3>guys know, listen, Yeah, people that listen to spots down

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<v Speaker 3>on how old you are, where your background is, but

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't matter, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And here's why. If you look back at.

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<v Speaker 3>What it was and what it is now, it's so

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<v Speaker 3>corporate and everyone's offended about everything these days, and coaches

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<v Speaker 3>talking coach speak. Not that they didn't do that back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day, it's just a different animal at this

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<v Speaker 3>particular point. So on this podcast, we'll bounce around a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit. There's a few things that I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>share with you on this fifth hour edition The Big News,

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<v Speaker 3>and I teased this on the radio show, and I

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<v Speaker 3>promised you, I said, listen, download the FM podcast and

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to get all the inside information, none of

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<v Speaker 3>that artsy fartsy bowl crap. Everything will be delivered right

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<v Speaker 3>to your ear drums, And here we are a very

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<v Speaker 3>exciting announcement.

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<v Speaker 1>I teased this a couple of weeks back. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>working on this for some time.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally got all the tea's crossed and the eyes died,

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<v Speaker 3>dotted dotted. That would be the word Heartland ho Down.

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<v Speaker 3>Big announcement, Big Announcement two point zero. I actually talked

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<v Speaker 3>about this originally back on Thursday, equally appearance on the

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<v Speaker 3>radio on the fan in Cana City. But assuming you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't drop your entire life to listen to me wax

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<v Speaker 3>poetic with my friend Bob, who does radio in Kansas City.

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<v Speaker 3>I am very excited to let you know about a

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<v Speaker 3>pop up Malard meet and greet. We're headed to the

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<v Speaker 3>Great Midwest, the mecca of the National foot Ball League.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm going to get a chance to witness the

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<v Speaker 3>modern day pig skin dynasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Say what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>The final Malar Meet and Greet of twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 3>We're calling it the Heartland Heartland Hodown for now and

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<v Speaker 3>maybe we'll change the name, maybe not. But let me

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<v Speaker 3>give you the basics on this as promised. Some of

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<v Speaker 3>you reached out to me via email said you're planning

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<v Speaker 3>on attending, whether you actually do or not. As I

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<v Speaker 3>always say with these things, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully you can show up. I take the people that

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<v Speaker 3>are SVP. I appreciate you doing that, but I also

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<v Speaker 3>realize that things pop up in life and you might

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<v Speaker 3>not be able to attend. I would love for you

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<v Speaker 3>to be there. It would be awesome. But here are

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<v Speaker 3>the basics, the who, what, where, when, why and how?

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<v Speaker 3>The who that would be me, not the band, me

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<v Speaker 3>Ben Hi, my friend Bob Fesco. I believe that his

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<v Speaker 3>partner on his radio show, Dusty his guy, will be there. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 3>this is just a malor meet and great. It is

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<v Speaker 3>not an Eddie soire Coop will not be there, Lorena

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<v Speaker 3>will not will not be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Just me.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just stuck with my fat ass and what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It is a chance for malad militia pee wance.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be you.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be if you're listening to this podcast, that

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<v Speaker 3>would be you. And if you're in reasonable driving distance now,

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<v Speaker 3>Kansas City is centrally oh kid. One of the cool

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<v Speaker 3>things about Kansy and I have a lot of friends

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<v Speaker 3>that live there, and you guys that live there know this,

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<v Speaker 3>is that you can go pretty much anywhere in a

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<v Speaker 3>very short amount of time.

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<v Speaker 1>In the middle of the country. So it's a really

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<v Speaker 1>cool thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're in the area and you're thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>doing it, maybe you've attended one of these things in

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<v Speaker 3>the past.

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<v Speaker 1>And when we did in Minnesota or.

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<v Speaker 3>Appleton, Wisconsin or wherever, we don't do very many, and

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<v Speaker 3>this was one that was not playing. But we're doing it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Bob Fesco will be there with his listeners, so we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to combine the Malad militia and my got Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Will be there. I don't know that again, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if Dusky's going to be there. Where's it going

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<v Speaker 1>to take place? At the Landing in Liberty, Missouri.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Michael, the man behind the Landing, one of the

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<v Speaker 3>big guys there that runs that fine restaurant, help make

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<v Speaker 3>this happen, so I want to thank him. And when

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<v Speaker 3>is it going to take place? Well, this is very important.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not that far away. We're in the eighteenth of

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<v Speaker 3>October right now. It's going to happen November ninth, Saturday,

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<v Speaker 3>November ninth. Jot that down, put that in your phone,

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<v Speaker 3>Save that date November ninth. Now, when what time that

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<v Speaker 3>has yet to be determined. We're still negotiating when we

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<v Speaker 3>want to do it, When can we get the biggest crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll likely be sometime in the afternoon or early evening,

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<v Speaker 3>most likely most likely afternoon early evening at the latest.

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<v Speaker 1>And why are we doing it? Or we're doing it?

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, to support a restaurant that has been

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<v Speaker 3>very good to me over the years, A mom and pop,

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<v Speaker 3>not some big conglomerate restaurant, a locally owned restaurant, The

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<v Speaker 3>Landing in Liberty, Missouri, which is not that far away

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<v Speaker 3>from Arrowhead and not that far away you know the

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<v Speaker 3>complex there were the royals and the chiefs play and

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to hang out, just enjoy some great food

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<v Speaker 3>at the Landing Midwestern hospitality, and consume massive amounts of

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<v Speaker 3>the ben malor chicken fingers and hidden ranch. How dare you, Danny,

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<v Speaker 3>how we're going to do all this? You ask, well,

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<v Speaker 3>how we are going to do this? That would be planes, trains,

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<v Speaker 3>and automobiles, probably no trains, more planes and automobiles, and

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<v Speaker 3>also hotels. This is not a Fox Sports Radio event.

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<v Speaker 3>They had nothing to do with this. This is just

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<v Speaker 3>our friends at the fan in Kansas City. The New

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<v Speaker 3>FM blow Torch along with the Landing in Liberty and

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<v Speaker 3>so fired up again. November ninth saved that date. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>love to see it. We did one of these in

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<v Speaker 3>Kansas City. The restaurant the Landing used to be called

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<v Speaker 3>the Brooksider, and we went there. That was a different

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<v Speaker 3>restaurant before I was even married. Been married a long time,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's been a while. We're going back and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>fired up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a great time in Kansas City and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking forward to checking everything out and saying hello to

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of people that I haven't seen in a

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<v Speaker 3>long time.

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<v Speaker 1>And forget about Taylor swept right. I.

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<v Speaker 3>I have been invited to attend the Chiefs and the

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<v Speaker 3>Broncos game on that Sunday. I think it's November tenth,

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<v Speaker 3>I believe is the date on that at Arrowhead Stadium

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<v Speaker 3>against the Broncos.

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<v Speaker 1>I have never been to a game at Arrowhead.

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<v Speaker 3>That game is actually going to be, based on what

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<v Speaker 3>we've seen so far, an important matchup in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been putting this together with our friends in Kansas City,

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<v Speaker 3>and originally there were some things that came up that

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<v Speaker 3>kind of delayed everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But originally I was like, well, that's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be that good a game. The Broncos are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be terrible. I was like, oh, come on, they're brutal

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah blah. Well it turns out no,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be actually pretty good. At least at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>They're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>And the Broncos, who won last night in a rat

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<v Speaker 3>kill situation, they will take on the Chiefs. Chiefs undefeated.

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<v Speaker 3>They play the Niners on Sunday. Broncos are four and three.

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<v Speaker 3>They should get to at least five and three, probably

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<v Speaker 3>be five and four, likely five and four before they

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<v Speaker 3>play the Chiefs because they got the Ravens at Baltimore.

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<v Speaker 3>After they play Carolina next week on October or their

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<v Speaker 3>next game is October twenty seventh, so obviously a little

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<v Speaker 3>time after they played on Thursday. So that is what's

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<v Speaker 3>up ahead for the Heartland Hodown. As far as the

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<v Speaker 3>TV show, yeah, there's a TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>I normally you bear the lead by man, don't bear

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<v Speaker 1>the lead, all right, I bury the lead.

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<v Speaker 3>I realize that, but it is another weekend of Benny

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<v Speaker 3>versus the Penny. I am so happy to have this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so excited. It's awesome and I'm really fired up.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys have been sending me emails every week. I

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<v Speaker 3>get new messages from people that listen to this podcasts,

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<v Speaker 3>that are listening to this show, but also sending me

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<v Speaker 3>photos from different places they're watching the TV show, whether

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<v Speaker 3>it be your lake house, whether it be I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We had one guy from a sports bar, which was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of cool, all kinds of but normally at your house.

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<v Speaker 3>But the show is on elsewhere obviously where we have

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<v Speaker 3>a TV and all that, so it's great. I'm very

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<v Speaker 3>proud of this week's episode, week seven of Benny Versus

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<v Speaker 3>the Penny, and the people at NBC have been great.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a little bit of a microphone snaffu, if

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<v Speaker 3>you will, last week. There were some technical issues the

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<v Speaker 3>type of microphone, and they immediately the circled the wagons.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, hey, listen, we're going to fix this. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's so much different than the radio world. In television,

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<v Speaker 3>when something goes haywire, there is an army of people

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<v Speaker 3>that run to make sure that problem never happens again.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not exaggerating.

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<v Speaker 3>There were a bunch of people, a team of people

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<v Speaker 3>in Boston and in LA We do the show from

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<v Speaker 3>Universal Studios in Hollywood, who were working to try to

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<v Speaker 3>ratify the situation or rectify the situation, i should say,

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<v Speaker 3>And they determined that the type of microphone because of

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<v Speaker 3>the studio setup that we have. We do the show

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<v Speaker 3>in a studio with the green screen and the way

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<v Speaker 3>it's set up and the size of the room and

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<v Speaker 3>all this stuff and the way I talk and the

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<v Speaker 3>way Looney talks, and the only thing that we needed

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<v Speaker 3>a special type of microphone special time.

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<v Speaker 1>So they went out and bought a.

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<v Speaker 3>Different microphone and they shipped it and there were people

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<v Speaker 3>testing it, and then we got in there.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to test it and the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But that was good and the show will debut normal

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<v Speaker 3>timeslot today.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see how what happens going forward.

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<v Speaker 3>The NBA season begins next week, so we might be

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<v Speaker 3>bumped out of our normal timeslot depending on the schedule.

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<v Speaker 3>But this week today on our debut on NBC Sports Boston.

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<v Speaker 3>The show will air tonight at six o'clock. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>great time slot. Fired up. They trusted the show enough

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<v Speaker 3>to put us on NBC Sports Boston six o'clock right

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<v Speaker 3>after Felger and Maz the simulcast of the most popular

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<v Speaker 3>radio show in Boston. That show goes till six and

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<v Speaker 3>then we pop on with Penny Versus the Penny, and

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<v Speaker 3>then the Celtics will start playing some real games next week.

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<v Speaker 1>So that is our debut.

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<v Speaker 3>The show is produced out of NBA Sports Boston, so

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<v Speaker 3>that is an important and important.

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<v Speaker 1>Show for us in Boston.

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<v Speaker 3>It will also be on various other regional cable channels

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<v Speaker 3>throughout the country today.

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<v Speaker 1>Check your local listenings.

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<v Speaker 3>For example, in Philadelphia, we will be on at six

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<v Speaker 3>thirty six point thirty airing tonight in Philly, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>right after Birds Huddle inside Egle Information and then you

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<v Speaker 3>got us on NBC Sports Philadelphia. And if you're happy

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<v Speaker 3>you've happened to be in the Bay Area, don't forget

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<v Speaker 3>that you can also get your hands on this show

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<v Speaker 3>NBC Sports Bay Area all over the place. There several

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<v Speaker 3>airings today tomorrow, the whole thing. We're on in La

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<v Speaker 3>tomorrow later on today, and I'm not sure exactly when

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<v Speaker 3>this drops. Some of you have complained I tried to

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<v Speaker 3>find the new episode and I couldn't find it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you got to wait a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about Peacock now. I got several messages this

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<v Speaker 3>morning after the radio show I did last night. They

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<v Speaker 3>were like, Oh, I loved your peacock impersonation. You should

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<v Speaker 3>do that on the podcast. No, that's only for the

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<v Speaker 3>radio show. I'm not gonna do the Peacock impersonation here,

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<v Speaker 3>but please, it's Availa everywhere. You guys complain, Oh it's

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<v Speaker 3>not right, I can't get the show. You got to

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<v Speaker 3>make the show available. Okay, So we made the show available.

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<v Speaker 3>I complained to the people at NBC. They heard me

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<v Speaker 3>complain as a conduit, as a middleman between you and

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<v Speaker 3>these big executives, and they put it on Peacock. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's on everywhere, and that's a very important place for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Right everyone's going to streaming, you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>places and all that. So it's important the show does

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<v Speaker 3>well and we want to make the show even bigger

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<v Speaker 3>and better. We have other ideas, we want to expand things,

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<v Speaker 3>and so for that to happen, in order for us

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<v Speaker 3>to continue on, we need you to watch the show.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've been doing a hell of a job. I

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<v Speaker 3>just want you to keep it going. And if you

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<v Speaker 3>happen to have some people in your life that also

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<v Speaker 3>have Peacock and they would watch it. That would help

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<v Speaker 3>us out a lot. I would like them to enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>the show. But as I've said in previous episodes on

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<v Speaker 3>the fifth hour, you know my position. I've met a

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<v Speaker 3>number of people in my wife's family or circle of

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<v Speaker 3>friends who are.

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<v Speaker 1>Not sports people. They don't get it. They're not like us.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not sports people, and they know I do the show,

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<v Speaker 3>and so they'll bring it up in small talk, which

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like small talk anyway, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll try to engage and I'll always say I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, if you don't like football, I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're not a gambler, I understand. If you look

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<v Speaker 3>at football the way our friend Lorena looks at football,

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<v Speaker 3>where you don't know if it's stuffed or puffed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 3>All I need is you to click on Peacock, make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you subscribe, click on it, and then you say

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<v Speaker 3>you have to do the dishes, or maybe you're taking

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<v Speaker 3>a sh shower, you got some work around the house, laundry, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you hit the play button On the newest episode of

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<v Speaker 3>Benny versus the penny. If you walk out of the room,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know whether you're watching. I don't know whether

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<v Speaker 3>you're watching. I'd like you to watch, but we get

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<v Speaker 3>credit for it. I know Alf has been amazing. Alf

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<v Speaker 3>has kicked ass here, He's draging other people into this masshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Mickey also outstanding.

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<v Speaker 3>So I really do appreciate the support you guys have

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<v Speaker 3>gone above and beyond the call of duty. I'm sure John,

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<v Speaker 3>our newest sworn in member of the Mala Militia from Phoenix,

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<v Speaker 3>he's watching the show as well, So thank you all.

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<v Speaker 3>All of you guys have been just amazing and really

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<v Speaker 3>excited about the way the show is.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make it even better. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>any suggestions on how we can improve the show, go,

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<v Speaker 1>It's only a half hour show. We have the phrase

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<v Speaker 1>of the week. Are you ready for the phrase? All

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<v Speaker 1>the way?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you are now. This is from listener Scott. Not

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<v Speaker 3>to be confused with Blind Scott, because that's somebody else.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Scott from the nine to one seven New

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<v Speaker 3>York U nine one seven area code. He says a

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<v Speaker 3>blowing He wants to know the phrase of the week

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<v Speaker 3>this week. Blowing smoke up your ass. He said, where

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<v Speaker 3>did that come from? So initially I thought, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>this is a gag, maybe this is somebody that just

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<v Speaker 3>effing around, But no, he seemed to want to know this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was blown away. I did not even anticipate,

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, well, I'll look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do it. It's probably stupid, it's got some

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<v Speaker 1>X rated thing.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, Now you likely know if anyone has

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<v Speaker 3>ever said, maybe you use this phrase blow and smoke

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<v Speaker 3>up your ass, right when someone says that, it is

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<v Speaker 3>a figure of communication, right, a figure of speech, and

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<v Speaker 3>it means that at you're complimenting another person, but you're

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<v Speaker 3>not doing it legitimately, you're insincere.

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<v Speaker 1>You're using the ancient art of flattery.

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<v Speaker 3>You're being you're appealing to the person's ego, you're inflating

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<v Speaker 3>their ego.

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<v Speaker 1>So I well, okay, fine, whatever where did this come from? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out this is mind blowing.

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<v Speaker 3>Way back in the late seventeen hundreds, before toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 3>before modern technology, it was very archaic in the seventeen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 3>So back in the late seventeen hundreds, doctors literally blue

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<v Speaker 3>smoke up your rectum, say why let me repeat that

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<v Speaker 3>for those of you who are not paying attention because

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing something else, fuson around while you're listening to

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast. In the late seventeen hundreds, in medicine at

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<v Speaker 3>that time would blow smoke up your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not making this up.

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<v Speaker 3>Mainstream Western medication, modern medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>In those days.

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<v Speaker 3>This was a medical procedure to resuscitate people who were

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<v Speaker 3>otherwise presume dead. So they think somebody's dead and then

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, okay, let's help the mine. Now it was

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<v Speaker 3>supposedly common for drowning victims. That was usually what they

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<v Speaker 3>used it for people that were drowning or they thought

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<v Speaker 3>had drowned. And the equipment used in the procedure that

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<v Speaker 3>was required by for example, on the Thames River River

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<v Speaker 3>Thames in the UK, the historians found the equipment that

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<v Speaker 3>they had placed they put near the waterways and people

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<v Speaker 3>would go on the week and have great times and

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<v Speaker 3>when the weather was good, and they had this equipment

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<v Speaker 3>available in case somebody's drown and they would blow smoke

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<v Speaker 3>up your ass by inserting a tube and the tube

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<v Speaker 3>was connected to a fumigator okay, and they would force

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<v Speaker 3>smoke into the rectum. Now sometimes they would they would

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<v Speaker 3>throw a more direct route to the lungs, forcing the

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<v Speaker 3>smoke into the you know, your mouth, your nose and

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<v Speaker 3>all that. But from what I was reading here, they

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<v Speaker 3>the doctors of the time were big believers in the

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<v Speaker 3>took us and you must blow smoke up the old ass.

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<v Speaker 3>And the nicotine and the tobacco was thought to stimulate

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<v Speaker 3>the heart, allow the heart to beat stronger and faster,

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<v Speaker 3>encouraging respiration. And the smoke was also thought to warm

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<v Speaker 3>the victim and dry out the person's insides, removing all

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<v Speaker 3>the extra moisture from the nice smoke. So, in a

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<v Speaker 3>shocking turn of events for listeners, Scott, and for me,

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<v Speaker 3>this is why we do this phrase of the week,

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<v Speaker 3>blowing smoke up your ass, which was an actual medical

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<v Speaker 3>term back in the day. God, I remember one time

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<v Speaker 3>I was in Pennsylvania at the Revolutionary War Museum.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It is one of the wars that George Washington fought in,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was not the most exciting museum, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think it was in Valley Forge. I believe it was

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<v Speaker 3>a long time I was in visiting Philadelphia. It was

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<v Speaker 3>outside Philly, so it was driving through Pennsylvania and we

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<v Speaker 3>went to the museum and they had this one section

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<v Speaker 3>of how they would treat soldiers who got injured on

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<v Speaker 3>the battlefield, and it was like a horror movie. What

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<v Speaker 3>they used to amputate body parts, archaic, horrific, the fuel

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<v Speaker 3>of nightmares, and it was just the way it was.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how you did things, and you just had to

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<v Speaker 3>do your thing and that's that and that's what you did,

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<v Speaker 3>and you just sucked it up, Buttercup, but just nuts,

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely nuts. It was craziness. So anyway, that is that

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<v Speaker 3>I did have a little time for fruity fun because

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<v Speaker 3>we all got to eat. Well. Good news if you're

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<v Speaker 3>in the UK, terry in England, the McRib is back

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<v Speaker 3>for a limited time. However, not yet in the United States,

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<v Speaker 3>although we are told as I understand that the McRib

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<v Speaker 3>will return to the United States later this year. As

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<v Speaker 3>far as our conversation we had last night, we had

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<v Speaker 3>a hearty conversation about the Chicken Big Mac. None of

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<v Speaker 3>us on the show had eaten the chicken Big Mac,

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<v Speaker 3>although we have all heard it is disgusting and we

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<v Speaker 3>haven't done it ourselves. So if you have eaten the Chicken,

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<v Speaker 3>Big Mac, and you would like to send a review

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<v Speaker 3>in send it care of fifth Hour and the fifth

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<v Speaker 3>Hour email. If you don't know what that is, let

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<v Speaker 3>me give that to you right now, the official fifth

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<v Speaker 3>Hour email, which we do the mailbag on Siteay, it's

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<v Speaker 3>real fifth hour at gmail dot com. That's it, Real

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<v Speaker 3>fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Spell it all out,

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<v Speaker 3>all letters, no numbers, Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of those stories that came across my radar

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Bell welcoming back, the Double Decker Taco and the

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<v Speaker 3>Double Decker Taco Supreme.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Subway has introduced a couple of the new items they have,

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<v Speaker 3>ghost pepper bread.

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<v Speaker 1>I can go for that new spicy nacho steak.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd have to look at that. And Firing Meatball sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a spicy meatball.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm good. Costco. We love Costco. What's going

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<v Speaker 1>on there?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, apparently there's one item in particular that Costco has

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out and a lot of complaints, a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of problems here.

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<v Speaker 1>What product is that? That would be bread? Bread Stone

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<v Speaker 1>fire brand bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently it is often moldy right away, so think of

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<v Speaker 3>this more as a PSA if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy that brand of bread.

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<v Speaker 3>They claim it's been a problem for a fair amount

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<v Speaker 3>of time at the Costco.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because bread gets mold. Popeyes famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanksgiving Turkey is back, but you have to jump through

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of hoops to get your hands on that.

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<v Speaker 3>KFC made a lot of food news, foody fun news

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<v Speaker 3>this week. They have a new dessert offer. They're calling

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<v Speaker 3>it cherry pie Poppers. Insert your own X rated joke

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:10.400
<v Speaker 3>on that cherry pie poppers. They also have launched the

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<v Speaker 3>new original recipe Tenders with the eleven herbs and spices

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<v Speaker 3>nationwide with the zesty comeback sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm more of a crunchy chicken guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind the original recipe, but if I'm eating Tenders,

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<v Speaker 3>I want the crunch and I'm likely not going to KFC.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to eat CAMFC all the time. Also Campc's

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<v Speaker 3>original recipe Tenders.

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<v Speaker 1>Several of you. You say outstanding, many, I say many?

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<v Speaker 1>Two people.

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<v Speaker 3>I say many. That sounds like a lot more than two.

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<v Speaker 3>Two people send me emails about Burger King. So Burger

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<v Speaker 3>King and Hidden Rancho have teamed up to create the

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<v Speaker 3>Big Dip and this is already available right now select

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<v Speaker 3>locations not available to nationally.

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<v Speaker 1>It's New York, New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>La, Chicago, Miami, Dallas, Houston, and San Francisco. And this

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<v Speaker 3>is the kind of stuff that's disgusting. It's a it's

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<v Speaker 3>a giant tub of ranch dressing and it's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not against a giant tub to dip into, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>but ranch is the devil's blood. And I cannot imagine

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<v Speaker 3>combining Burger King, which is you know, I ate it

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<v Speaker 3>a lot as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I last time I ate Burger King, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>puke in my mouth. It was terrible. And I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been back since, so I think I'm good on that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll get out on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Danny g will be back with me tomorrow on the

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday audition. Hopefully we'll be celebrating the dayers going to

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<v Speaker 3>the World Series. Yet again, it's every couple of years

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<v Speaker 3>they go to World Series. We'll see about that, but

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<v Speaker 3>either way, either way, we will be here, come hell

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<v Speaker 3>or high water on Saturday morning, here the nineteenth, but

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<v Speaker 3>today's the eighteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a wonderful day. Remember I need your help. You

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<v Speaker 1>got my back. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Benny Versus the Penny, airing on regional cable TV all

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<v Speaker 3>over the place today all weekend long through Sunday afternoon

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<v Speaker 3>when the NFL kicks off again, and also available on Peacock.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell a friend, get those Peacock numbers up, up and away.

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<v Speaker 3>The more people that watch it, the better coverage we

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<v Speaker 3>get on Peacock, and they'll allow more people access to it,

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<v Speaker 3>so not that everyone doesn't have access to it, but

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<v Speaker 3>they'll promote the show more crap like that. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a wonderful day, and we'll see what happens today with

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<v Speaker 3>the Dodgers. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta murder, I gotta go