Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi, we are here. We are
Speaker 2: Queer Sidney. These braids look good. I have to take
Speaker 2: them all tonight, like the actual the bottom of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the top is like, I look like one
Speaker 3: of those girls that date black guy black girls.
Speaker 2: I look like a white guy. The type of guy,
Speaker 2: the type of girl.
Speaker 3: A white guy would who would wear slides in the
Speaker 3: winter date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like a black girl that ain't got
Speaker 2: no black friends.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the ones that like she'd be like, well, Ashley,
Speaker 3: she rushes like a white seraries. It's kind of what
Speaker 3: the exactly everything that you said, Yeah, gamma felt, gamma
Speaker 3: delta felta or whatever, gama. Yeah, let the gams anyway
Speaker 3: that the bottoms look great, thank you.
Speaker 2: Length is good. The length is great. It's good.
Speaker 3: But I have to take them out tonight. And so
Speaker 3: there's that. That's my whole night. But actually no, because
Speaker 3: when I took it out with you guys, I mean,
Speaker 3: it's great to have friends that understand, you know, the
Speaker 3: hair process, that'll help you take your braids out. They'll
Speaker 3: drag you while they're taking their braids out. It's it's great.
Speaker 2: I would help you take them out today, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to my mom's house.
Speaker 3: I said, after we do this podcast, I'm going home
Speaker 3: to get food because she cooked.
Speaker 2: So I bring you play back. That'll be nice.
Speaker 3: Can you talk? I'll take you photos. I'll take photos
Speaker 3: and send you photos of what she took.
Speaker 2: That'd be nice. I can I also send you a
Speaker 2: picture so you could show your mom. I'll face time.
Speaker 2: You want to get to my mother house, that'll be nice.
Speaker 2: So she's gonna be like, hi, darling, how are you?
Speaker 3: I know she always like gas y like she like
Speaker 3: she always asks like she I'm your her favorite, which
Speaker 3: is not true because it's Molly my mother. No, my
Speaker 3: mother doesn't like the white girl boy and she likes
Speaker 3: the black girl us. She don't even she'll ask about
Speaker 3: Molly every once. She was like, how's Molly because you
Speaker 3: know French people and O L L Y is oh
Speaker 3: not ah Molly. I'm like, she's I'm like Molly. She's
Speaker 3: like Molly anyway, Uh, you know you're her favorite. What
Speaker 3: were you an expert in this week?
Speaker 2: I was an expert in communicating better.
Speaker 3: I was like just trying to be more vocal about
Speaker 3: how I feel at work, because you know, I care
Speaker 3: about what I do. Even though I might do shit
Speaker 3: last minute, or I might drag my feet or might
Speaker 3: be lazy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of stuff I do still care.
Speaker 3: So you know, I've been working this job for almost
Speaker 3: almost nine months now and so a baby. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: coming towards the end, and you know, I just want
Speaker 3: to make sure that I put out enough content or
Speaker 3: have enough things that like when i'm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we saw your death, your death thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah that wasn't that wasn't my script, but they thought
Speaker 3: about me and that because.
Speaker 2: You had the most followers, got it? No bit you
Speaker 2: roue terified?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah no, no, no, no no, because death is
Speaker 3: my brand.
Speaker 2: Stop it. I talked about that was your thing? Okay cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah no no no.
Speaker 3: But when they when we pitch stuff, we think about
Speaker 3: things for other people, and so they thought the person
Speaker 3: who always want to be pitching, Wow, that's literally my job.
Speaker 3: I just pitch all day, all night, every day and
Speaker 3: just everything is a no.
Speaker 2: So it's great.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that I leave and
Speaker 3: I have enough, and so I've just been honest and
Speaker 3: open about like, hey, you know, i think I'm really
Speaker 3: good at this and I think I should before whatever
Speaker 3: is over. I want to make sure that I hit
Speaker 3: these goals that I have, so hopefully this other thing
Speaker 3: that I don't want to tell.
Speaker 2: Us any of what any of your goals are.
Speaker 3: Each in the in the job, you're supposed to have
Speaker 3: a series. And I did a series with like makeup
Speaker 3: tutorials and with the cat makeup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it got canceled.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: You know, it happens. I had a whole thing get canceled.
Speaker 2: It's fine. Yeah, I survived. Yes, work, I too relate
Speaker 2: to canceling.
Speaker 3: I too have been canceled. Yeah, I identify as canceled
Speaker 3: right exactly. My preferred pronouns are canceled.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: So you know, everybody's supposed to have a series, so
Speaker 3: you pitch, pitch, pitch until something's like, oh we can
Speaker 3: green light that. And I just want to have another
Speaker 3: series and interview series because that's what I'm good at.
Speaker 3: I do this podcast for a living, and I feel
Speaker 3: like I interact well with people. I am not a
Speaker 3: front facing camera person. I just that's not mine. That's
Speaker 3: not my facing camera. Oh you don't take pictures. I
Speaker 3: don't take No, no, no, I don't. You're not behind the camera.
Speaker 3: You in front of the camera.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no way.
Speaker 3: I don't do the videos where people are characters and
Speaker 3: then cut it up and edit it and post it.
Speaker 2: That's not me.
Speaker 3: I will talk to the camera to my followers as
Speaker 3: if like it's happening in real time, like a storyteller.
Speaker 2: But I'm not a crafted like.
Speaker 3: You're not vine Chick exactly, guys, and we're better than that. Sis, Ok,
Speaker 3: let's not. I'm just saying like, that's not who we
Speaker 3: are as performers and creators.
Speaker 2: We're better.
Speaker 3: I'm a stand up. I'm a stand up. That's that's
Speaker 3: who I really am true to and I try to
Speaker 3: stay to that. But in this program, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you got to try things that you don't do, and
Speaker 3: so I've learned I want to do something that I'm
Speaker 3: good at that will show me in the best light.
Speaker 3: You know. That's just what it is. I try to
Speaker 3: do the makeup to draw that's not me.
Speaker 2: I'm not a YouTuber. I don't that's not for me.
Speaker 2: So no, but that doesn't mean that the videos weren't good.
Speaker 3: That this means that, you know, the people who watch
Speaker 3: those videos, it wasn't for them.
Speaker 2: That's all Actually a lot of people liked it.
Speaker 3: It's just that's what I'm saying. They just didn't have
Speaker 3: the numbers that they wanted. Which if you kept doing it,
Speaker 3: that's all that matters. If you did them, separate since
Speaker 3: you could always just start a YouTube, you know, you
Speaker 3: could become one of those people that at.
Speaker 4: This age friend that girl that stole Marybeth's jokes was
Speaker 4: YouTuber was crazy. She stole Marybeth's joke, you know, the
Speaker 4: joke about like the index fingerworking.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on.
Speaker 3: Her name is Lily Sang and she has has a show,
Speaker 3: has a show, she has writers, so she did not
Speaker 3: steal the joke.
Speaker 2: The wroter.
Speaker 3: The writers were in a room and somehow got married
Speaker 3: Beth's joke.
Speaker 2: I mean mainly comedians in the room, the writing room anyway.
Speaker 2: So do we know them pull up this? Probably people
Speaker 2: who pull up the deadline, pull up the IMDb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who works on that show? So she did it
Speaker 3: on the showy and performed it terribly.
Speaker 2: It was bad. It was really bad.
Speaker 3: It was like the delivery was off, Oh your singer
Speaker 3: does work? It was yeah, oh you know Mary Beth.
Speaker 2: Joe, No, I know, I was watching the set. But
Speaker 2: lucky for Mary Beth.
Speaker 3: The video is on from Clusterfest is on YouTube, yes,
Speaker 3: and it was it's been up from Yeah, it's been
Speaker 3: up from over the summer. And she's been doing that
Speaker 3: joke since I've known her, right, well, she did it
Speaker 3: at the Unofficial Expert Live that we did at the
Speaker 3: Ludlow House Work Work.
Speaker 2: Also she's doing an official Expert live tomorrow.
Speaker 3: At Union Hall Baby Baby, October twelve. Okay, wow, yeah,
Speaker 3: so somebody tagged they tagged Mary Beth in it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Somebody sent it to her and then she posted it.
Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. Oh wow, it's fine. What were
Speaker 3: you an expert in? I was an expert at getting
Speaker 3: play let's talk about it. So I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: going home. I was like, I need to get my
Speaker 3: hair cut, right. I was like, I'm gonna go get
Speaker 3: a cut that This guy that I went to high
Speaker 3: school with is a barber. He like works at a
Speaker 3: hair salon. I was like, I'm gonna have him do it.
Speaker 3: He's like good, And I was like, I asked him
Speaker 3: if he was available. He's not available. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I just cut my hair before I go to my
Speaker 3: mother's house. And so I was. I walked to a
Speaker 3: barber shore. I just googled barbershop. No, I mean you
Speaker 3: don't do that.
Speaker 2: A googled barbershop? Would you do that? Would you do?
Speaker 2: Just google a hair saline, just go to a hairslign.
Speaker 3: I just need somebody, didn't me with a just men
Speaker 3: talk about this all the time. You can't just go
Speaker 3: to any barber because well, let's talk about it. So
Speaker 3: I walked to this place. It was like a Dominican place.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna go there because they'd be
Speaker 3: doing shape up tape ups fades, you know, Dominic They're
Speaker 3: gonna give me, They're gonna give me a.
Speaker 2: Lightning boat beard. So I went. The place was closed.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, well, I guess I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: to this other place, like this black place the other direction.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'm gonna go see the niggas. I'm
Speaker 2: support black business.
Speaker 3: After the Dominicans. It was closed so like they they
Speaker 3: weren't even in there. The gate was closed, like everything
Speaker 3: he was closed. So I go to this black spot.
Speaker 3: There's a man standing outside and I'm.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, do you work here?
Speaker 3: I just want to get my hair cut, and he
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I work here, get you a cut.
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all take y'all take cards and he
Speaker 3: was like yeah, we did cards and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh great. So I walk in first mistake. Then he
Speaker 3: was outside. That means he's not working nothing. He had
Speaker 3: no clients, no bookings, no Nathan's am I walk in?
Speaker 3: We walk in together and there there wasn't There are
Speaker 3: two other barbers in the shop. One of them was working,
Speaker 3: the other one was on his phone. I should have
Speaker 3: just went to the one that was working and been like, hey,
Speaker 3: can you squeeze me enough of this dude? But I
Speaker 3: was walking in behind this. So he's like, well, how
Speaker 3: low do you want it? What do you want it
Speaker 3: to look like? I was like, I want the whole thing.
Speaker 2: To be lower. I want like a little bit of
Speaker 2: a fade, like a tiny fade. And show me no pictures.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I showed him no photos because don't ever be prepared. Okay.
Speaker 3: So he's like all right, cool. So he starts and
Speaker 3: it already feels different because when I shaved my head,
Speaker 3: the person who when I first cut my hair off
Speaker 3: two months ago, At this point, I feel like the
Speaker 3: guy that did it was this old black man who's
Speaker 3: been cutting hair for like thirty plus years. He's like
Speaker 3: spraying it, he's combing it wet, he's brushing it with
Speaker 3: a hard brust like he was doing this stuff. This
Speaker 3: guy he just like combed it dry a little bit.
Speaker 3: And then was like, all right, so what left? And
Speaker 3: he was like and it was like it wasn't And
Speaker 3: then I'm like, oh, well, was it too late to
Speaker 3: tell you that? I want to point in the back
Speaker 3: and he's like, oh, point, not a problem.
Speaker 2: He's too confident.
Speaker 3: I'm not a problem, a diamond in the back. Let
Speaker 3: me see God, bitch, yo give you at all right.
Speaker 1: It was like.
Speaker 3: And then I got home and we got but it's
Speaker 3: not even. The length is not even anyway, I was
Speaker 3: in the mirror like he didn't even try. Since she
Speaker 3: went to jail and got your shape. I could have,
Speaker 3: literally I could have done this with like my venus.
Speaker 3: I could have nerved this haircut. You could have used
Speaker 3: your billy, I could have used my exactly. I could
Speaker 3: have done better by myself anyway.
Speaker 2: So it was crazy.
Speaker 3: And then I left and I was like, I will
Speaker 3: never I mean, I put a hat on and walked out,
Speaker 3: but I was like, I will never do this again,
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna go to other people's barbers, like people
Speaker 3: who like, oh my barber is on third Alve and
Speaker 3: you'll come see.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that since your hair journey hilarity, I know,
Speaker 2: but also like I feel like I look better with
Speaker 2: it lower.
Speaker 3: And I understand now why men get shape ups before
Speaker 3: they do stuff, because it because I used to be like,
Speaker 3: it looks the same, but now like I feel like
Speaker 3: it looks better so that you look fantastic.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You have the face for every thing, thank you for anything,
Speaker 3: but not for this point though I don't have the girl.
Speaker 2: And he tried. He didn't even not try. He didn't
Speaker 2: even try. He was very lazy.
Speaker 3: He was like it was just anyway, fine, you know what,
Speaker 3: We're gonna pick this up because our next guest, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's all about.
Speaker 2: A point, all right, he is on a point. He's
Speaker 2: on points well, I mean, his outfit today is not
Speaker 2: really we're gonna drag him, but not yet, not yet,
Speaker 2: not yet, not yet.
Speaker 3: They ring him up. We raised him up to bring
Speaker 3: down anyway, this guest first of all, all time fave.
Speaker 3: He's back he's okay, we're repeating guests now, repeating guest
Speaker 3: only the ones that we like, yes, and the ones
Speaker 3: that you guys, you got to have him back, And
Speaker 3: y'all were like, this person has to be back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, he is a fucking star celebrity. Like he's blowing
Speaker 2: the hell up.
Speaker 3: I'm always impressed and inspired whenever I see him on
Speaker 3: I think of all the friends that we have, this
Speaker 3: is the friend that will most likely get the egoch.
Speaker 3: He will get it or as close to the ego. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: and I'll be outside trying to get into the party.
Speaker 3: But like, you're not on the list. This guest so amazing.
Speaker 3: He's busy. He's our busy expert. Yes, give it up.
Speaker 2: For Larry Owen. Yeah, baby, hello here for the intro.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so sweet. But like I
Speaker 1: know that I'm about to get absolutely dragged.
Speaker 3: And you showed up in white shorts and sandals and
Speaker 3: your legs are white.
Speaker 2: These are my pajamas, like pajama yamas? Yeah you sleeping all?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 2: Lisa's so rich.
Speaker 1: It's the idea of just like, oh, I just like
Speaker 1: threw on some like house clothes.
Speaker 2: To come outside. That's not how house close.
Speaker 1: We know, I know, but it's the studio.
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to talk about your feet.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, you're the Bunyan queen, so please let's fight. No,
Speaker 1: you listen to the podcast, bitch, So I have the
Speaker 1: receipts to go shot for shot with any of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have one long to your way by flexibility, So
Speaker 1: like as a size.
Speaker 3: Sis, you can go to a sun on and they
Speaker 3: will literally you walked by a salon on the way here. Honey,
Speaker 3: you have an intern she needs to work.
Speaker 1: You said it correctly. I walked right by a slot.
Speaker 2: I wanted that.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about asking like a white person to
Speaker 1: cut this toenail because I just need the one. It's
Speaker 1: just the big toenail, Like.
Speaker 2: Why are you gonna wait till Black History Month?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, honestly, I'm getting my fucking like
Speaker 1: keegels up and I'm gonna be why is it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: But the other toes are not the same length as.
Speaker 2: Why is that the one?
Speaker 1: You can't read because it's the big toast of the
Speaker 1: mass of it. It like it requires like a you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? But this isn't what I came
Speaker 1: here for.
Speaker 2: Okay, because you're busy.
Speaker 1: The point of my outfit is that if you're not
Speaker 1: on set, you're not on set. This is a podcast.
Speaker 1: This is an auditory medium. So they can't see me
Speaker 1: when I'm on set. They're lotioning my legs. If we're
Speaker 1: gonna see my feet, then that's the white person a hack,
Speaker 1: just the big town.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you he was I'm gonna be humble.
Speaker 3: He's like, when I'm not on set, I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's because you bragged.
Speaker 1: You came actually like punching in the first right after
Speaker 1: the intro.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, well we're gonna step back. Yes,
Speaker 3: you have been here before.
Speaker 1: Happy to be here.
Speaker 2: We love here.
Speaker 1: This is a glow up for it.
Speaker 2: This is a glow up for we were at your house,
Speaker 2: marine at my old house, I know.
Speaker 1: And now we got hp A universe. You know, it's
Speaker 1: amazing like to like, you know, listen to hp A
Speaker 1: on your podcast.
Speaker 2: He is a host. Now it's the third host now
Speaker 2: had producer Andrew.
Speaker 1: I'm honored to be here. But yeah, don't come from.
Speaker 3: My well, let's talk about your work. You've been busy,
Speaker 3: you know, you just closed a little play that like, yeah,
Speaker 3: a strange loop. We talked about several times. I know,
Speaker 3: a strange.
Speaker 1: Loop and masters would love this show. Yeah that was.
Speaker 1: That was like the summer that sort of like started
Speaker 1: like the true like Busy Expert was you know doing
Speaker 1: that like it's eight shows.
Speaker 2: Will tell us a little bit about what the show
Speaker 2: was about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I played usher, not that usher, but I
Speaker 1: later Yeah, I let him burn. I played an usher
Speaker 1: at the Lion King who was a composer writing the
Speaker 1: musical that you're watching. So it was like meta theatrical, funny,
Speaker 1: heartwarming like it went often. It was a musical, So
Speaker 1: I was singing. I didn't leave the stage the other
Speaker 1: time it was a two hour yeah, yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like walk up to the stage and then be like
Speaker 1: this is the last thing I'm going to see before
Speaker 1: I come down. Yes, yeah, and it's just going to
Speaker 1: be like a blur.
Speaker 3: So now, so when you perform a two hour play
Speaker 3: live show, yeah, are you nervous about remembering stuff or
Speaker 3: the order of things or do you just kind of
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: The good thing about like the Legit Theater, which that was,
Speaker 1: which is like different than like like calm it was
Speaker 1: like you they have a rehearsal process, so like we
Speaker 1: were in there like making sure we had the time
Speaker 1: and space to really like make it like second scan
Speaker 1: kind of like you're breathing through it. Like it's just
Speaker 1: like dumb, like like I'm just like at the point
Speaker 1: of my life where like I'm young enough, I'm dumb enough,
Speaker 1: like I like have the energy like somehow to do it.
Speaker 1: So we're just cashing it in. We did like three
Speaker 1: weeks of rehearsal, then we go to like technical rehearsals
Speaker 1: on stage. Yeah, so like how.
Speaker 2: Long did it take you to remember the whole scrip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just doing it on my feet. So
Speaker 1: like my process is to like.
Speaker 3: You know, on my feet. That meant he wasn't doing
Speaker 3: no homework. Yeah, clothes outside, doing no homework.
Speaker 1: As you know, like when I leave the rehearsal room,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the comedy club. So it's like and
Speaker 1: then it's like ten o'clock PM. You need eight hours
Speaker 1: just like to of rest to sing. So like you know,
Speaker 1: it really like when I'm in the room, I'm in
Speaker 1: the room, and then I leave the room and I
Speaker 1: do what else is in the next room.
Speaker 3: You were constantly busy, and you were run ripping the
Speaker 3: streets with me as well, and you were prepping for
Speaker 3: this musical that I had no idea was going to
Speaker 3: be as big as it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, because let's talk about who was showing up
Speaker 2: to the like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Porter, emmy Winter Tour editor and the
Speaker 1: show problematic Franco passed through Alicia Silverstone like and I
Speaker 1: would just like walk up like towards the end of it,
Speaker 1: like once, like like saying was sending like I didn't
Speaker 1: know it was going to be ahead. I knew that
Speaker 1: it was the best piece of writing that you could
Speaker 1: possibly like sit and listen to. I was like your
Speaker 1: TV right now, I would do my little play play.
Speaker 1: I knew that the play was fire. And I'm just
Speaker 1: so happy that like the white literati of New York.
Speaker 3: Received its silverstone. Like when was the time you saw
Speaker 3: Herman begins like I'm here, She's just out at the play,
Speaker 3: not vaccinating hookids.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: That was like how like after the show, like how
Speaker 1: she approached each of us Like normally people would be
Speaker 1: like they walk and be like you're whatever, tay something
Speaker 1: about the show, Alicia. She was wearing all white as
Speaker 1: I was at the time after July fourth of my
Speaker 1: uniform like a nerse or a bride. So I was
Speaker 1: in my all white. She's in her all white. She
Speaker 1: glides up.
Speaker 2: To me, glides white women in my face.
Speaker 1: And what she does is she waits for you to
Speaker 1: recognize her and say the first words. Interesting. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: did it to everyone like she's every single place yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, and everyone likes had the same story. And
Speaker 1: then I watched it happen, like, so.
Speaker 2: What do you say, Oh, hey, yeah, can I.
Speaker 1: Well, because first you're like, okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's off Broadway Theater. So he's like, oh, here's another
Speaker 1: white woman, like you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, not about my black as playing. No,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't assume that a celebrity would never. I think
Speaker 3: we already have the nerve because they would they wouldn't
Speaker 3: want somebody to do that to them. No, But he's
Speaker 3: saying because she she comes up and just stands there
Speaker 3: and waits. So for a second you're just like, what.
Speaker 1: Is this late? Yeah, this woman and woman and then
Speaker 1: she gets into the zone a focus where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is Alicia. And then I don't know if I
Speaker 1: would recognize her right off the bed exactly, which is
Speaker 1: what she loves. And I think that's part of it,
Speaker 1: is that a.
Speaker 2: Little bit of space, that moment of like.
Speaker 1: That's just you literally just did it. You literally just
Speaker 1: I didn't Lynn Lynn while Miranda came. I think he's
Speaker 1: close to the egot. Yeah. Yeah, he loved the show.
Speaker 2: And I had so many people people. I mean when
Speaker 2: I went there.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like it was like it was
Speaker 1: it was absurd, It was stupid. It was absurd.
Speaker 2: And how long did the show run for?
Speaker 1: I don't think we're out there like said and done,
Speaker 1: like eight weeks and it was so every time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: over one hundred performances, like that's like I.
Speaker 3: Paid real deal seats, you know, listen. I bought tickets
Speaker 3: and then there was.
Speaker 1: A blackout, the Broadway blackout.
Speaker 3: The Broadway blackout, and I jumped in an eighty six
Speaker 3: dollars uber.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know how much you've been.
Speaker 3: It was so much money because I was like, I gotta,
Speaker 3: I gotta get in, because it was because it was
Speaker 3: a search because nothing was running nothing. It was very
Speaker 3: important to see you, and it was just it was
Speaker 3: great as like just watching because you know, I don't
Speaker 3: really go to theater or anything like that.
Speaker 2: That's not my thing.
Speaker 3: But I went and as like just watching it and
Speaker 3: also being your friend, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: you were giving a thousand percent on stage and I
Speaker 3: was like, Wow, this.
Speaker 2: Is for you.
Speaker 1: This is what It's a different thing than like the
Speaker 1: comedy clubs, a different thing than like the personality driven stuff,
Speaker 1: like acting like is a craft, like it is is
Speaker 1: a rigger and.
Speaker 2: It's a craft that we had that book at all.
Speaker 1: But the thing is and then on cameras like a
Speaker 1: completely different craft. And like I just got fucking like
Speaker 1: beat up, like I got trial by fired, Like coming
Speaker 1: off of the show, all these cool people came connected
Speaker 1: me into sort of this like you know, next slot
Speaker 1: of the of the of the you know career. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so like you know, then I'm on set like
Speaker 1: acting opposite these greats.
Speaker 3: And the play play done, play and then where you
Speaker 3: what happens the play?
Speaker 1: Okay, so the night of the blackout, then from High
Speaker 1: Maintenance was there, who plays the guy? And so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be on the mean on the next season, So
Speaker 1: like I shot that and then yeah, so like that
Speaker 1: was like and it was like an involved thing, like
Speaker 1: and da, I can't really go into it. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: but just in terms of like, you know, you have
Speaker 1: two hundred people in an audience off Broadway. I know
Speaker 1: how to stand in a room. I know how to
Speaker 1: like you know, I know, I know to be in
Speaker 1: a room. Yeah, then that camera it's just a piece
Speaker 1: of glass. It's a fucking machine. It doesn't have a soul.
Speaker 1: But like, and on the other side of that is
Speaker 1: millions of people, you know what I mean. Like I
Speaker 1: said that, you know what I mean, So just shift
Speaker 1: that and like so I was really like, yeah.
Speaker 3: There's something there is something scarier about it almost because right,
Speaker 3: we can get on stage in front of hundreds of
Speaker 3: people and tell jokes that we wrote in our living room,
Speaker 3: but naked. You're being control of that. But when it
Speaker 3: comes to like being filmed, there's twelve people in the
Speaker 3: room and one camera.
Speaker 2: You stuttering. My whole thing is about My whole thing
Speaker 2: is the edit.
Speaker 3: What the edit is you can do because you do
Speaker 3: a couple of rounds or whatever whatever they want to
Speaker 3: put together, that's.
Speaker 2: What they put together. That's what you're nervous about. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm nervous about.
Speaker 1: Most times.
Speaker 3: It's like whenever I'm like, oh, this went really well,
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed.
Speaker 2: Then I see the end the result of it, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the how? What is this?
Speaker 1: The opposite? Like I kind of like everyone on the
Speaker 1: on the HBO set like they were amazing and like.
Speaker 2: You heard that the.
Speaker 1: Artisans like they like love what they're making there HBO.
Speaker 1: So it was just like amazing to sort of like
Speaker 1: release it being like Okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: trust my director, give him everything. I got lots of different,
Speaker 1: you know, takes on it. And then some you know,
Speaker 1: a person who loves their job editing is gonna make it.
Speaker 1: You know, they're gonna put the music behind you know.
Speaker 1: It's like so yeah, well yeah, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see it. It's going to be putting ship fucking in
Speaker 1: the can that film speak for just you know, filming it.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. It's truly amazing.
Speaker 3: I think for me, when I do stuff on camera,
Speaker 3: I'm nervous, like I don't want to look bad in
Speaker 3: front of the six people who are in the room,
Speaker 3: and don't let there be a teleprompter all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: I forget how to read, and I forget how to
Speaker 3: breathe and read, and I'd be like, just it's not good,
Speaker 3: which is crazy that Maria is saying that, because you know,
Speaker 3: we've worked together for so many years. Yes, but something
Speaker 3: about reading a teleprompter to camera it's hard.
Speaker 2: I'll be like, I forget how to breathe. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I'll be I'll bet I'll be at a at the
Speaker 2: end of the thing and be.
Speaker 1: Like, it's just so.
Speaker 3: When I watched you on your show, I was like,
Speaker 3: Marie is really fucking doing it? Oh yeah, because I
Speaker 3: was like, it's only seven people watching this is I
Speaker 3: forgot after a.
Speaker 1: While, I was forging it's the energy that like that
Speaker 1: you have to give on camera, Like I think that
Speaker 1: I like him Like that was like, you know, late July,
Speaker 1: like early August, and I was like, you know, going
Speaker 1: showing to work scarcely not you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like didn't like, you know how to reset because you
Speaker 1: keep doing it. And then by the time I was
Speaker 1: like I wrapped the film like a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I was just like.
Speaker 2: You wrapped you in a film.
Speaker 3: I saw the play for a hundred Nights in a
Speaker 3: row with at least and then the HBO and then
Speaker 3: let's talk about this film that you just yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Toastral Schielsen. He directed. Isn't it romantic? It's
Speaker 1: like a mindfulness comedy called Silent Retreat or like Dysfunctional
Speaker 1: Friend Group and my mom and like we go up
Speaker 1: to a silent retreat and you know, try to get
Speaker 1: our trying to get our meditation retreat.
Speaker 3: I feel like I read for that. I didn't book.
Speaker 3: This is just that I didn't Okay, okay, So yeah,
Speaker 3: where did you shoot?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We were. We were upstate for like four weeks.
Speaker 1: So I was just like like on this like beautiful,
Speaker 1: like beautiful what do.
Speaker 2: We even call it?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like retreat center, Like there's where they have
Speaker 1: weddings like these she weddings. It's like off the grid,
Speaker 1: some goop things. It was some Goop things.
Speaker 2: So it looks very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we goop and we goop. Yeah. Loraine Tussng
Speaker 1: she played tasties like Foster mother on Orange. You know her? She? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know French French you know Lorraine song yeah her, yeah,
Speaker 1: we all know. Yeah. She was my mom. Isabella Rossolini,
Speaker 1: like iconic, like was like the meditation leader who I
Speaker 1: had all my scenes with him, like them, I'm like
Speaker 1: addicted to my phone. I'm a millennial like and then
Speaker 1: she's like, calm down, but I got to learn from her.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like whenever we weren't rolling, you know,
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know.
Speaker 2: Just talking.
Speaker 3: I'm getting like little goosebumps because I feel like more
Speaker 3: of this is gonna happen for everybody in this room
Speaker 3: maybe and enthralled.
Speaker 1: It's just like we still go to work and like
Speaker 1: the work is different, and like we just like learn
Speaker 1: and grow like the same way that you know. I've
Speaker 1: like I watched you guys do last year was my
Speaker 1: first year in comedy. I like watch you set's like
Speaker 1: that I was able to be like, no, wait, I
Speaker 1: like it. I like how raw these girls are. I
Speaker 1: like the spirit of what they do. I like how
Speaker 1: they be the command and and and the content of
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. And so like just learning and
Speaker 1: shifting and growing.
Speaker 3: But you know what's cool about that is everybody had
Speaker 3: a first movie. Everyone had their first time on set, right,
Speaker 3: think about it, right, Because.
Speaker 2: Meryl Streep didn't just start out as Meryl Streep.
Speaker 3: She had a first time that she was you know,
Speaker 3: she was freaking her lines and she was messing up
Speaker 3: or whatever. And then, like you know, every and the
Speaker 3: people that we watch, a lot of these actors, we'd
Speaker 3: be judging them because a lot of them can't really
Speaker 3: act and they keep getting movie.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you, Johnny Depp, But you think Johnny
Speaker 2: Depp can act? How dare you? Before saying Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1: It's because you have this j Loo Hustlers thing in
Speaker 1: your mouth that we like, literally.
Speaker 2: Done, Jennifer. Jennifer Lopez really can't act.
Speaker 1: Though she was great in Hustlers.
Speaker 2: It's not just crying.
Speaker 1: It's not just Meryl Street.
Speaker 2: It's not crying. You don't have to cry to be
Speaker 2: a good act Meryl Street.
Speaker 3: But Jlo's acting like I'm like, sis, I don't care
Speaker 3: about you in this movie.
Speaker 2: I just want you to get.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that you are a stripper. I could
Speaker 3: not even believe that she was a stripper. Just make
Speaker 3: Cardi be the lead and leave me alone.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, Okay, that's that.
Speaker 4: On that Andrew, I thought Constant Swoove is honestly better.
Speaker 4: Cost I still liked Jennifer Low, Constance.
Speaker 3: Woo and them thin ass eyebrows. I was like, what
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 2: Was that the right pick for the movie? Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I remember felt wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't like at all when Constance we went off
Speaker 4: on Twitter complaining about that her show got renewed and
Speaker 4: never one was like, you're being a bitch, Constance Wood.
Speaker 4: But I finally like got it when I saw her
Speaker 4: in this, I was like, you are a good actress
Speaker 4: and you shouldn't be fresh at the boat?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? I mean at the end. Then I'm
Speaker 1: happy for Constance always. It was really fun. Tweet by
Speaker 1: Roxanne Gay It is basically like saw Hustlers liked it
Speaker 1: a lot like like j Lo, what's your workout routine?
Speaker 1: Constance Wood needs to work on her craft.
Speaker 2: And I believe I believe in that as well. How
Speaker 2: do you go from crazy rich Asians to hustlers? Was
Speaker 2: she the main chicken crazy Asians?
Speaker 3: I could not see past her eyebrows and hustlers? It
Speaker 3: was legit like six hairs. I was like, and the
Speaker 3: bang It was like, remember when Beyonce you had the
Speaker 3: meltdown and Shans do That's.
Speaker 2: What Constance bangs looked like.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's not anybody that can do hair
Speaker 3: on the set Jlo.
Speaker 2: The whole budget went to j Lo hair and makeup. Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just the crazy thing for me is that, Larry,
Speaker 3: you are a great actor, and you know, like not
Speaker 3: just film theater.
Speaker 2: You know what great acting is.
Speaker 3: And so for you to sit up here and say
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez and Hustlers was great, just say you enjoy
Speaker 3: you know you want to see her in Vegas, Yeah,
Speaker 3: say that she's a great performer on stage.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see her in a movie.
Speaker 3: I also don't want to I want to see her
Speaker 3: in a song. I'll just stalk her on Instagram. I
Speaker 3: also don't want to see her performing at like a
Speaker 3: Motown tribute thing as well. You know, somebody was like, hey,
Speaker 3: I got some tickets to see j LO at BAM.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you could sit up here and
Speaker 3: watch Selena on repeat and then watch Hustlers and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is great.
Speaker 2: She was good and something.
Speaker 3: She's fantastic Selena, but she had that was her first
Speaker 3: film and she had something to prove. Yeah, she embodied Selena.
Speaker 3: She did not embody a strippers. I'm sorry No, she's lazy.
Speaker 3: She I don't think she tried to get lazy.
Speaker 1: That pole dance to my girl, she pulled danced one time,
Speaker 1: one song.
Speaker 2: And that scene. That's the only time. That's the only
Speaker 2: time she did know then she had the criminal thing.
Speaker 1: The thing is, the thing is you're saying that she's
Speaker 1: not a credible stripper. You don't want to see a
Speaker 1: stripper be a credible actor like you that authenticity that
Speaker 1: you want, Like, I think that, like we're better off
Speaker 1: having an actress of Jaylo's caliber. Yes, having an authentic
Speaker 1: stripper like like pull off this major Hollywood film.
Speaker 3: Yes, Moore and strip tease as a stripper more than
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez and hustlers.
Speaker 1: Okay, I understand what you're saying. And yeah, you're being
Speaker 1: really nuanced and let you have your voice, Jack Mae.
Speaker 2: Okay, as a black woman. Well, we're not gonna do
Speaker 2: it silence.
Speaker 1: As a former nightlife waitress, I won't overspeak your experiences
Speaker 1: in the front lines and the trenches.
Speaker 3: You're busy, Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Not too busy. He's always he's always free for that same.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you space. I'm succeeding the floor.
Speaker 2: This is he said, he said, go ahead and reclaim me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even know how we got to j Lo,
Speaker 3: but like, why do we talk about that movie?
Speaker 1: First film? I don't know acting Tea on camera Tees.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, didn't you also work with the guy from
Speaker 3: the Stripes. It was his name, Jack white.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not the White Stripes. So this is
Speaker 1: this is British comic Jack Whitehall from Netflix.
Speaker 2: Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he Jack white called me though we love
Speaker 1: soon had great Home for Silent Retreat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Jack white Hall is the lead of it. He's amazing
Speaker 1: shows on Netflix. He's Travels with my Father and and
Speaker 1: his specials. And then the lead girl with Sarah Goldberg
Speaker 1: from Barry. She is not made for an Emmy. So
Speaker 1: like after like she wrapped, she was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to the Emmys. She's Canadian, but like also like British,
Speaker 1: like I love to see it.
Speaker 2: Which accent is she saying? Said?
Speaker 1: She was saying it all Yeah, she's like a boot
Speaker 1: and then also Si, yeah, but lovely girl, great actress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. We were holding it down. Dennis Hayes
Speaker 1: birth the all steak guy, you know, and Gucci and
Speaker 1: gold I was just him.
Speaker 3: I never said it to him, not him. Wasn't he
Speaker 3: also the was he in waiting to but who couldn't
Speaker 3: have sex?
Speaker 2: He was? He was bad at sex. He was bad
Speaker 2: at sex. But he was the one that was dating
Speaker 2: Whitney Houston.
Speaker 3: No, he was married or something, but he was on
Speaker 3: top of her and she was just like No, I
Speaker 3: thought that was the other dude.
Speaker 2: So many.
Speaker 1: Was sleeping with.
Speaker 2: The young, the young, young, young chick.
Speaker 3: There were so many bad anyway, Larry, what's your dream
Speaker 3: gig if you could do, if you could do film
Speaker 3: or TV or music, what would be the thing that
Speaker 3: you'd want to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like I feel like I like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in the dream. I feel like
Speaker 1: the opportunity to like work like with like yes, not.
Speaker 2: Being diplomatic, just pretend to stop it.
Speaker 1: No, I mean strangely was a triumph. I will love
Speaker 1: you that bro. I feel like like being a musical
Speaker 1: performers like my calling and ye other stuff is like
Speaker 1: fun like you know, little like stuff in the holster.
Speaker 1: It's like like got a like a writing wand like
Speaker 1: Cynthia Revo. Yes, yeah, yeah, so I would like I
Speaker 1: would just like love to do the show and have
Speaker 1: like a bunch of people come and see it experience it,
Speaker 1: because I felt like that show we were entertaining people
Speaker 1: but also changing lives, like giving voice to like black,
Speaker 1: queer black people, queer people like people who and it
Speaker 1: wasn't just those groups who identify with the show. Everyone
Speaker 1: did because the writing was.
Speaker 2: So good, but everybody factly who like.
Speaker 1: People who need a voice and like these these like
Speaker 1: beautiful trans kids who like are finding the recording that
Speaker 1: came out last week number two on iTunes and like.
Speaker 3: Yeah what iTunes number.
Speaker 1: Two and like so it's like they're finding the show
Speaker 1: and they're like finding ways to have a voice and
Speaker 1: being a representative of that was. It's hard, but it
Speaker 1: was cool.
Speaker 2: So wait, it's a it's an off Broadway.
Speaker 1: It was off probably that's what.
Speaker 2: But you are hoping that it will move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, time will tell.
Speaker 2: There's still you know, they're still like working.
Speaker 1: Room in the season. People are working. We have a
Speaker 1: sold out album release concert happening in two weeks.
Speaker 2: But yeah, can you put us on the list.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we all work work the magic Okay.
Speaker 3: I want Yeah, we don't even need to take a
Speaker 3: corner a little corner of a seat to share, you know,
Speaker 3: we'll put us in the put us about a service bar.
Speaker 2: See what they say, This is the eleven.
Speaker 1: So that's going to be on Monday. We're doing the
Speaker 1: concert and yeah, and we'll see, we'll see. Probablys about
Speaker 1: real estate, it's about like like literally four theater owners,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, they they decide, you know.
Speaker 3: So how many theaters are there?
Speaker 1: I don't really know at this point, probably somewhere around
Speaker 1: like upper twenties.
Speaker 3: Twenty six theaters and four people own twenty six theaters. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they have so much money. But I heard in
Speaker 3: like theaters they're not getting paid that well, yeah, they
Speaker 3: don't pay the actors that much.
Speaker 1: It's there are lots of different systems, like in broadways,
Speaker 1: a commercial system offer always a non profit system, and
Speaker 1: then broways commercials I'm being politically.
Speaker 2: They might bestening.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh I've been absolutely checked from a
Speaker 1: Forever Dog podcast before. Yes, really yeah, yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, you have the theater people, they pay attention
Speaker 1: when you say something off. We're obsessed. But it's okay,
Speaker 1: And that's like what's weird to like last you become
Speaker 1: a comic and like never wanting to toe the line
Speaker 1: as an actor and then suddenly like having to have
Speaker 1: these opinions you know what I mean in order to
Speaker 1: like get like it's crazy. It's like to toe this
Speaker 1: line of like am I speaking truth to power as
Speaker 1: a comic? Am I like someone who you know stands
Speaker 1: on my pussy and what I represent in my platform?
Speaker 1: Or am I like someone who hopes to take on
Speaker 1: rolls and shift?
Speaker 3: And do you think that being on a podcast, like
Speaker 3: you can't say what you want if you want to
Speaker 3: be in the industry, or I can't say what I.
Speaker 1: Want I mean, And it's like if the fun is
Speaker 1: like deciding like like what is important to me to
Speaker 1: be Like you know, we obviously never want to punch down.
Speaker 1: We obviously never want to you know, like we're not doing.
Speaker 2: That punching down.
Speaker 1: But it's like what, like, yeah, what is the line
Speaker 1: of candor being candidates for me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: It's like these people give you jobs, right, and then
Speaker 3: there's people who want to get jobs, and there's people
Speaker 3: who want to create jobs and do something more than that.
Speaker 3: So like for me, I'll be on a podcast and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I want to be honest and like,
Speaker 3: oh it's such.
Speaker 2: And such my hear this.
Speaker 3: But it's like, well, if you don't like what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: I know that I'm still going to work, yes, And
Speaker 3: if I have to watch everything I say in order
Speaker 3: to get a job, then it's like what am I doing?
Speaker 1: Thing is that's like a comedian's privilege, Like and that's
Speaker 1: like what I love about comedy.
Speaker 3: Or that used to be a comedian's privilege, because now
Speaker 3: like stuff that people have tweeted and things that people
Speaker 3: said years ago, it's still like.
Speaker 1: There's Kathy Griffin, like she got nationally canceled, but because
Speaker 1: she's the.
Speaker 3: Audience you heard it here first on the pods, because
Speaker 3: she has a fucking flock of like gay men who
Speaker 3: will like you know, pay her cash money to see
Speaker 3: her performing an alley.
Speaker 1: She's gonna make her rent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's never not gonna make rent.
Speaker 1: She's gonna get yelled down fifty second Street. I'm doing
Speaker 1: a showing to alley. The guys are gonna tell each
Speaker 1: other and they're gonna pay her cash. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know who's not gonna come. Andy Cohen so.
Speaker 3: Anderson Cooper also won't be there because they dropped her
Speaker 3: from the New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: Show quick and you know the New Year's cute. Why
Speaker 2: did they do that?
Speaker 1: You old old, this is no.
Speaker 2: She something with Donald Trump, something about killing him or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they were.
Speaker 1: Like taste, tasteless image.
Speaker 2: She like she held like a severed head or something,
Speaker 2: et cetera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't come for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get anyway. So she yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, y'all have Google.
Speaker 2: Yah, yesterday, he'd be busy. He can't get back.
Speaker 3: Nothing, literally nothing anyway, So she lost out on a
Speaker 3: New Year's Eve check.
Speaker 2: And you know that time square New Years check is millions.
Speaker 2: You know it's millions. It's NBC like big Money.
Speaker 1: Show.
Speaker 2: Honey, It's gonna happen. I feel it.
Speaker 3: They're gonna break up the Black It's gonna be one
Speaker 3: of us is gonna be in the in the warmth
Speaker 3: with Anderson Cooper and the other one it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be on the Streetda. I don't do cold. Look,
Speaker 3: I don't look good in a parka, so neither do I.
Speaker 3: They're gonna make that little boy looks cold.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, in these times of global warming, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a cool seventy two.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have on all white. Yeah, what you think?
Speaker 3: I saw people wearing Montclair jackets this morning. What's a
Speaker 3: Montclair an expensive thousanddly bubble like thirteen hundred dollars bubble coat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's insanity. It's a bubble a puffer jacket. Okay, but
Speaker 3: they're expensive because I don't know jay Z wears.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like, oh, okay, how much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like tokay some of them. But for the moment,
Speaker 2: you could get some that's like thirteen thirteen. It's done.
Speaker 3: That's a couch. That's that's what's your first big purchase,
Speaker 3: because I know you get in checks.
Speaker 2: Now, what's good. Let's talk about the literally, I'm like
Speaker 2: a coat sounds.
Speaker 1: It was like.
Speaker 2: That why you were asking, you're like a month.
Speaker 1: Claire the coat? Like I mean I was last year.
Speaker 1: I was like doing readings and like you know and
Speaker 1: doing the slots and like you know, I wasn't on set,
Speaker 1: so I was wearing a Kmart you know, camel coat
Speaker 1: that was they had a nice link to it, and
Speaker 1: it hit you can make a silhouette work honey like.
Speaker 3: You were you were?
Speaker 2: That was a Kmark came camel.
Speaker 1: You know. I wore two dance because the weather is
Speaker 1: so Larry. Yeah, we need you to Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna buy the Montclair, but I do need
Speaker 1: like I need a winter coat, cheek, something that's like
Speaker 1: shows that I'm young and not a grandpa, but also
Speaker 1: isn't like has.
Speaker 2: A good silhouette.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like if I'm because you dressed like that,
Speaker 3: but it is sitting. Yeah, I thought you put a
Speaker 3: coat on your butt. It's like go pop it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I like to dress down a lot, so
Speaker 1: I still need to be able to go into a
Speaker 1: coffee shop and have them respect.
Speaker 3: You could go to Bloomingdale's, get you in like nice
Speaker 3: little like Andrew Mark or Mark Andrew one of them jackets.
Speaker 2: It's like and it's nice, but it's like played down.
Speaker 1: But is it for big boy or maybe big girl?
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to get a big girl
Speaker 1: coat because I wanted to be stylish and they don't
Speaker 1: make anything.
Speaker 2: So you got to go to Asos. Yeah that's not.
Speaker 3: It'll look good though. We love as Yes, we love it,
Speaker 3: but I've also never worn an Aso's coat out in
Speaker 3: the winter time.
Speaker 2: That like, yeah, I mean no, I had like I
Speaker 2: had a nation M coat. You had that pink coat
Speaker 2: that you got from Aso's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that wasn't like a warm you mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like a hop in the Uber coat. It's not
Speaker 1: a Subway platform coat or an Upstate coat.
Speaker 3: That's not an upt coat. That's what you're looking for. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's gonna be your first big purchase.
Speaker 2: A puffer.
Speaker 1: Not a puffer. I don't need the bigger silhouette now.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need a toggle picoat with a hood.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a picoat with a hood, not bravery,
Speaker 1: but like you know, and that's in that bay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well slide in Larry's d M s.
Speaker 3: If y'all got like coat hookups and whatnot, tell them
Speaker 3: what nice coat for.
Speaker 2: Like something that would fit, like something cute that Lizzo
Speaker 2: would wear b W Yeah.
Speaker 1: Think Lizzo on a rainy day in England like for te.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4: I think down Hello music video she's bringing a huge
Speaker 4: fur jacket about Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I wanted, but I want the list.
Speaker 2: I feel like that would wear like a dark trench. Yeah,
Speaker 2: should get that.
Speaker 1: To get to exactly, which is why the price point.
Speaker 2: Is not you know maybe or an olive green you
Speaker 2: know a moment, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because one should be like sort of like the rain
Speaker 1: trench and the other should be uh winter. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we love to see it.
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's a music video, that's right. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys know that he has a podcast
Speaker 2: what makes You Sing Yes?
Speaker 1: Every fucking week like great subscriber review, comment subscribe. I
Speaker 1: think you'll be able to hear the extra ladies on
Speaker 1: the pot. It's just a fucking universe universe.
Speaker 3: I also love that when my friends do well, they
Speaker 3: like pay for stuff for.
Speaker 2: Me at the diner. We'll talk about that moment just
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 3: It's a little. It's fine, don't you clean in. It's
Speaker 3: just like Solomon Georgia who was on the podcast.
Speaker 2: He has no problem.
Speaker 3: He was a rich expert, I know.
Speaker 1: But he's the rich expert. I'm just busy.
Speaker 2: But you're busy and you make it some money.
Speaker 3: Now we're talking about New Coats, were not it's not Montclair,
Speaker 3: but it's also not yes, and.
Speaker 2: You have to speak them into a universe like Hallow yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the Sundays at the net, you know, you
Speaker 1: go to the diner. I actually that was a really
Speaker 1: fun moment because you know, there are moments last year
Speaker 1: I would be like, I was like, you just have
Speaker 1: to do this. I was like, you just have to
Speaker 1: take care of this because I am going to eat
Speaker 1: and I'm ordering two entrees. I like, if I'm coming,
Speaker 1: I have to get hash Browns and like.
Speaker 2: Breakfast burrito.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm getting fries, and you must pay so
Speaker 1: that I'll be able to be like, hey, let me
Speaker 1: take care of let me do this a little pert
Speaker 1: dem I'm this a little pretty wash and y'all are both.
Speaker 1: It's definitely and a skinny. Mina was in a hungring.
Speaker 1: But it was a small table so it wasn't a
Speaker 1: true stunt.
Speaker 2: But I mean, how many people did you want at
Speaker 2: the table?
Speaker 1: No, I'm happy with the stunt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love I loved it.
Speaker 3: It was just the three of us.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been a stunt.
Speaker 3: No, you would have been like this this is all
Speaker 3: you and I'd be like, well, let's just all put
Speaker 3: our cards down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody is twenty. It feels good. It feels good
Speaker 2: when you you.
Speaker 3: Know, working and you feel like you can pay for
Speaker 3: a few people that are in your life. It's like
Speaker 3: it's I want to.
Speaker 1: Be so busy. I was so like going because I
Speaker 1: also shot for Apple TV for this new show for kids.
Speaker 1: So like I'm obsessed with it because like my knees
Speaker 1: will think that I'm cool now, like my wait, so
Speaker 1: mon he doesn't give a fuck about a strange loop.
Speaker 1: But like when just sees me with fucking Cody the helpster,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: It drops and know them, but like you know it'll
Speaker 2: be as a kids show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was like doing like I was racing
Speaker 1: from set to set and like doing like waiting for
Speaker 1: this album to come out, and I was just like
Speaker 1: wanting to be like in Brooklyn with my friends and
Speaker 1: like it's just like you FaceTime your friends. It was
Speaker 1: really nice to be the.
Speaker 3: Contracts come in, I'll be like a friend, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to see you when I see you, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, sending my love.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When when Marie was working, I was lucky if I
Speaker 2: see her at the end of the week. She not
Speaker 2: responded to sending my love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, girl, I see you at the pod.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you know the time the schedule shifted
Speaker 3: and it was like, hey, girl, what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Just look at that little job.
Speaker 1: That's really freelance life. It's like, yeah, it's meloriously next
Speaker 1: to you're literally like doing the podcast.
Speaker 2: But you know this it keeps you know, it keeps
Speaker 2: us humble.
Speaker 1: But this is the legacy now.
Speaker 3: But also like this is we're at the bag ginning
Speaker 3: of our careers and I feel good about it, like
Speaker 3: it can only be better than this, And think about
Speaker 3: how bad it was last year when you couldn't get
Speaker 3: the city to pay for but now it's only gonna
Speaker 3: get because we survived that.
Speaker 2: I was trying to figure I was like, wait, how
Speaker 2: did you pay for you too? I didn't know job.
Speaker 3: I was like, who paid for that?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out not to speak on.
Speaker 3: Okay, right right, right right, but yeah, I mean we
Speaker 3: do have to think about how far we've come. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I got it now now.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, got it. Oh. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh who pay got it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Anyway? The nit paid then paid the factory. Yeah I
Speaker 2: forgot that. We get paid there. Yeah, shout out to the.
Speaker 1: To the folks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the Nitting Factory every Sunday at
Speaker 2: nine pm. That's where we be at.
Speaker 3: A lot of people who listen to this podcast show
Speaker 3: up and sometimes they don't say anything to us.
Speaker 2: They'll just message us like, hey, I I couldn't come
Speaker 2: up to you guys, but too nervous.
Speaker 3: Shonge behavior we love, but also we stand for like
Speaker 3: the attractive folks that pop up and they're like yes, big,
Speaker 3: and we're like, you listen to us. And if you're
Speaker 3: listening and you love this episode with Larry, you need
Speaker 3: to listen to his code switching episode, which was phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's everything that you needed in an hour
Speaker 3: about Larry. You gave us a monologue at some.
Speaker 1: Point you did going absolutely gave us.
Speaker 2: I don't bet you dragged at all.
Speaker 1: She needed she needed. We don't really go political, but yes.
Speaker 2: No, I love that you went that way. And yes,
Speaker 2: so you should listen to that episode.
Speaker 3: And just if you listen, if you see Larry give
Speaker 3: him that same energy, oh my god, we love you.
Speaker 2: Follow his as he needs to get to ten k
Speaker 2: he wants to get ten kow.
Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, I'm in like five comma we
Speaker 1: need change an get over there.
Speaker 2: Tell me what you didn't repost? Not this, I'll do winter.
Speaker 1: Didn't you posted, Titus reposted, They were all reposting, Like
Speaker 1: I just tell me what you want out of my content?
Speaker 1: Do you do you want to?
Speaker 2: Don't you talk like that if you do not photo
Speaker 2: shoot photoshow?
Speaker 1: What do I do mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, like what the you don't follow Larry?
Speaker 3: That is racist and homophobic, But I don't want to
Speaker 3: hear that ship you you picked that phobic? You follow
Speaker 3: him immediately? He gives you nothing but content and he's
Speaker 3: what celebrities.
Speaker 1: Also, it's a great stories account as you'd like stories
Speaker 1: and check those. If you don't like stories, mute it.
Speaker 1: You can follow and mute. It's still my number. Yeah mute. Okay,
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand people saw Strange Lou plus the comedy you're
Speaker 1: out there give me the ten.
Speaker 3: K thirteen thousand mind blowing insanity and we're so proud
Speaker 3: of you, dude, Like that's just like huge, and.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I approved this topic. It's just like
Speaker 1: so obnoxious.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, let's talk about it. Why is it obnoxious
Speaker 3: to say culturally?
Speaker 1: It's culturally obnoxious? I actually don't think that it is.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're like having like a really civil
Speaker 1: conversation about like the facts of life. But I just
Speaker 1: know that it's like culturally like unacceptable to feel one's oats.
Speaker 2: No, it's not acceptable.
Speaker 3: If you're hot and skinny and you look like you
Speaker 3: have it together, then it's like, oh, you're gloating.
Speaker 2: But if someone thinks that, oh, this person is very
Speaker 2: like me, I want.
Speaker 1: To energy like, because you want to hear more stories
Speaker 1: of triumphs, people who've had to yes, because it wasn't easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're going to post a picture of your
Speaker 3: feet and be like, this is why the struggle.
Speaker 1: This is the struggle that we.
Speaker 2: Absolutely I mean, Larry.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, So it's a big podcasting day
Speaker 1: here for every dog, and I'm going out for the
Speaker 1: rest of the night. So I'm gonna be pulled. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in my high waisted I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: my feel out disruptor. I'm gonna I know what that
Speaker 1: feels like, my disrupted to see that these toenails are
Speaker 1: disruptive walking in here. I was gonna, absolutely, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get the business. I was gonna get the business and
Speaker 1: you still didn't care. What's because I'm comfortable.
Speaker 2: With your sisters.
Speaker 4: I know what the dreg.
Speaker 2: I don't know the rest of the song. I got
Speaker 2: my own mind. I did my own stuff at all time.
Speaker 1: Now have everybody sees how did we have come to be? Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow wow? Okay what makes you sing?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Can we talk about how we went to an event
Speaker 3: and Larry was there. It was Julio Torres. He had
Speaker 3: his my favorite is my favorite shapes is uh special special?
Speaker 2: We went there, we see Larry, he's all in white.
Speaker 2: Who's next to him? Another one?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's not even how that happened.
Speaker 3: We were trying to take a photo or something and
Speaker 3: Larry was like, my assistant will take the photo, hands phone.
Speaker 2: To this little blonde, blue blue girl.
Speaker 1: And I was like.
Speaker 3: And Larry's like, yeah, I have an assistant now. And
Speaker 3: then the next time I saw you, you had a
Speaker 3: different white woman assistant.
Speaker 1: She's South American, she's America.
Speaker 2: You get it from task Rabbit.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the intern factory. N yu.
Speaker 2: We need that right. He said that he's not paying her.
Speaker 1: Travel, but you're paying that or and why you's paying
Speaker 1: that well recently incorporated as a business.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: High my ink.
Speaker 2: My mom calls me moy and that's the first thing
Speaker 2: she says.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to do something about, like mom, I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Think like I was literally Oh no, it doesn't have
Speaker 3: to be your mom, because I think Dwayne Perkins his
Speaker 3: is mighty or it's morphin time, and I think like,
Speaker 3: like everybody has something, I don't wait to have mine. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's think about what the name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would be your corporation?
Speaker 3: Mine would be cut and gone, all your tax everything,
Speaker 3: don't be on everything reckless.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be on the carrobab.
Speaker 3: Like like slim think slim thick ink. Sydney Sidney's Incorporated.
Speaker 2: Is going to be a screen name.
Speaker 1: The HP I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even understand.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you in corporate it's a it's for tax purposes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have no clue.
Speaker 2: I'm so behind.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. So if you were going to
Speaker 1: be like like the CEO of a company that's just
Speaker 1: literally HPA, what would it be? I guess h PA, HPV, HB,
Speaker 1: other episode LLC that's wire oh jo.
Speaker 2: Company. I'm gagging right now, needed Larry. So, what else
Speaker 2: is happening in your life? You're busy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I shot one last thing for HBO. There's
Speaker 1: this news shows called Betty and it's not these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the most busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was literally like, there's this video of Cardi
Speaker 1: b on Ellen being like.
Speaker 2: I know, we had to shoot for sixteen hours and.
Speaker 1: Then Ellen's like would you do it again? She's like
Speaker 1: no money. So I literally was like this is how
Speaker 1: I feel where I'm like, this is hard, it's grueling.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not like being in the theater. Like
Speaker 1: in the theater, like every you know, one hundred and
Speaker 1: some minutes, we like take a break, like legally we.
Speaker 2: Have to, like you know, and you can't you are
Speaker 2: are you in the union?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know, someone will figure that out. I
Speaker 1: don't really know what we saying that. I'm sure certainly
Speaker 1: qualified this, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've sixteen things HBO.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the box office?
Speaker 2: Do you want to pay them fees?
Speaker 1: Okay? But the truth is is that like like you know,
Speaker 1: I've auditioned four years, you know, I've gone in for
Speaker 1: the you know what I mean, like the Queer like
Speaker 1: it could be anything character. Yeah, yeah, just as like
Speaker 1: an anonymous actor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like whatever.
Speaker 1: So you've gone in a lot like it's finally that
Speaker 1: I'm playing in Silent Retreat. Is you know that like
Speaker 1: amazing like comedic, you know, featured role that that I've
Speaker 1: been reading for since moving to the city.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: The difference is that like the director saw my work
Speaker 1: in a Strange Loop and and.
Speaker 2: But that's why.
Speaker 3: That's how stuff happens. The more you book, the more
Speaker 3: people see you, and then the more you book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a strange Loop was like I found that
Speaker 1: show literally just by like going to do free work
Speaker 1: at this like nonprofit call the Musical Theater Factory's So
Speaker 1: she's on the season series finale of Transparent. She like
Speaker 1: she basically like you just have to watch it. Her
Speaker 1: name is Shaikina a fact, she's unreal on that. And
Speaker 1: she started this corpse this like place. It was a
Speaker 1: porn studio where they were storing DVDs. You know, people
Speaker 1: don't buy DVDs no more, so they were.
Speaker 2: Like DVDs go where beanie babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like you could just set up in
Speaker 1: the back of this, like you can like put a
Speaker 1: piano in here and make musicals, but like in like
Speaker 1: forty second Street. So that's where I met Michael R. Jackson,
Speaker 1: who wrote a strange loop. That's why the cares name
Speaker 1: is Usher. Michael R. Jackson, Usher, you get it right?
Speaker 1: And so I met Michael. We've developed it there and
Speaker 1: like got it got heat. So like just thinking about
Speaker 1: how that decision to do free work just like.
Speaker 2: For the same Sorry, Michael R. Jackson, Usher, how what.
Speaker 1: Okay? All right? So okay, So so Michael R. Jackson
Speaker 1: wrote a strange loop. I play essentially Michael R. Jackson
Speaker 1: writing a strange right. But why is the name Usher
Speaker 1: because it's like a famous name but Michael R. But
Speaker 1: I don't get it from because Michael Jackson. Oh, Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson is a famous person. And then Michael R. Jackson
Speaker 1: is a composer who I play who looks like me. Yes,
Speaker 1: so when he's like, my character has to have a
Speaker 1: famous name and he works out at Broadway Theater.
Speaker 2: But none of us we're going to get there. But
Speaker 2: I just said, it's okay, okay.
Speaker 1: The strange loop heads whatever they're called, the listening they
Speaker 1: got head loop the loops there.
Speaker 2: They are all like they get the layer got it Okay, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we had to go through that. But
Speaker 1: the whole point of the story was that like I
Speaker 1: like went you for that free work, just for the
Speaker 1: passion of like making something that like that sticking with
Speaker 1: that ended up being the thing. But I think that's
Speaker 1: what and that's like so beautiful.
Speaker 3: But I think that's the thing that as performers and
Speaker 3: as people who work in New York and who are creative,
Speaker 3: is that we have to understand that we got to
Speaker 3: do free stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what we do.
Speaker 2: Starts out. You don't make any.
Speaker 1: Money, no, yeah, like at the beginning, at the beginning,
Speaker 1: you definitely should be showing up. It's like I think
Speaker 1: showing up is like people want to be invited. People
Speaker 1: want to like have the red carpet like strewing out
Speaker 1: for them because they think that's how other people got there.
Speaker 1: And the truth is is that like people literally are
Speaker 1: just like like passionate, annoying, desperate.
Speaker 2: They show up and show up, they follow up.
Speaker 3: But I think because there are people who listening to
Speaker 3: this that they don't know how this works, like entertainment works.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, you live in New York.
Speaker 1: If you don't wait to be invited, start bitch, show up,
Speaker 1: find out what they're doing it and then and but also.
Speaker 3: Like right place, right time, you got to be You
Speaker 3: got to surround yourself with people who are doing things
Speaker 3: that you want to do, and you got.
Speaker 2: To be ready. You got to be ready.
Speaker 3: I mean because somebody can present something and then you
Speaker 3: get it and you're like, ah, I don't know how
Speaker 3: to get ready.
Speaker 1: It's being ready is huge and it's such a weird it's.
Speaker 2: Hard to be right. I love being unprepared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like part of It's like go before you're ready.
Speaker 1: It is like one of my favorite things because like
Speaker 1: waiting for that perfect there is no there there like
Speaker 1: you can spend you know, I mean just it just
Speaker 1: is so like go before you're ready, something that I love.
Speaker 1: But then also but also scale technique. I think like
Speaker 1: people confuse readiness with like having technique and skill.
Speaker 3: No no, no no no, I'm just saying, like you know,
Speaker 3: for like say, for instance, a comedian, right, like, it's
Speaker 3: always good to have that five minutes because when somebody's like, hey,
Speaker 3: can you give me a tape, You're like, I already
Speaker 3: got that. And then if they're like, hey, do you
Speaker 3: have like a script that you just like a pilot.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be perfect, just do you have
Speaker 3: it like all things written. Yeah, these things make you
Speaker 3: more ready.
Speaker 1: Than just like not having your absolutely you have your PDF.
Speaker 1: Have have your PDF, have your PDF, have your blurb, but.
Speaker 3: Also be ready to perform at any time, right because
Speaker 3: you don't know where you're going to show up and
Speaker 3: someone's gonna be like, hey, one of these comics is
Speaker 3: running late. Would love if you could you come up
Speaker 3: and do it.
Speaker 1: And it's like having both skills, like it's not one
Speaker 1: or the other. It's like it's like being ready to
Speaker 1: go like live and show up and perform and also
Speaker 1: like having that like weird like clerical business person skill
Speaker 1: of like organizing.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, but I'm saying you met you met Michael R.
Speaker 3: Jackson. Yes, okay, I like Michael R. Jordan's Michael Jackson,
Speaker 3: Michael R.
Speaker 2: Tyson. But you weren't planning on meeting him, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 3: You weren't somewhere doing free work and he happened to
Speaker 3: be there and y'all connected and then he made you
Speaker 3: the start of this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I read it and I was like, I have
Speaker 1: to play the right to play this part.
Speaker 3: So I'm just like just people who are listening that
Speaker 3: are like waiting for the right, Like just go outside.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna be nobody or book anything from your house.
Speaker 2: No, it's a harder.
Speaker 1: It's a lot harder. And if you're someone that people
Speaker 1: like to be around, then like putting yourself in their
Speaker 1: presence is like it's all it's the best calling car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like be someone that people want to hang out with.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have find something.
Speaker 1: That's all gigs are is that we like hang out.
Speaker 1: We make this thing because like a lot some people
Speaker 1: are talented. It's like who's just like cool? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But also who do I want to sit across room
Speaker 3: for sixteen hours a day?
Speaker 1: Yes or whatever?
Speaker 2: Who's gonna make this space better?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who's not gonna make the room feel hostile? And it's
Speaker 2: gonna be fun?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I want to have fun fun?
Speaker 1: So what are you doing to have fun? Larry? What
Speaker 1: do you I do have fun? That's actually a great question.
Speaker 1: I think that, like, yeah, yeah, little purchases. So I'm
Speaker 1: going to the theater like things that I couldn't do,
Speaker 1: you know, I could make theater, but I couldn't watch it. Okay,
Speaker 1: classes of New York City obsess it's an art is
Speaker 1: being priced out of the medium that you work in.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I think as a comic, we'll I'll
Speaker 3: show up at shows and I'm a comedian and they'll like,
Speaker 3: let me stand in the back in the shadows.
Speaker 1: But you can't do that with you cannot do it
Speaker 1: with theater. It's like there's a weird classism in theater
Speaker 1: that I really like want to with my life's work
Speaker 1: eradicate because everybody like loves a song, they love talking,
Speaker 1: and they love dance. So that's all musical theater is.
Speaker 1: It's not this thing where it's like, you know, you
Speaker 1: can't come in unless we have you know, like let
Speaker 1: the bitches and that people stand up until fire code
Speaker 1: pay fifteen dollars like it's the show, and the bridge
Speaker 1: people will.
Speaker 2: Pay the rest, right, Like the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me like I'm dumb. I
Speaker 1: want to see the show.
Speaker 3: And I got fifteen dollars, that's it, that's all I
Speaker 3: got empty, I got two fives and.
Speaker 2: And no I don't have some nice slacks for this
Speaker 2: show like let me in. I got dentims on.
Speaker 1: No, there's a there's a venue. There's a there's like
Speaker 1: a like a prize musical theater venue that I won't
Speaker 1: perform at because when I could not afford food and
Speaker 1: like things like but I was performing, Like but I
Speaker 1: could show I could afford the metro ticket to show
Speaker 1: up to perform, to get that footage or you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, whatever that thing was that was a
Speaker 1: priority at the time. Like they like they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: me in, like the venue that was performing, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: let me in. And they also like you were performing
Speaker 1: there and they wouldn't like on a night that like
Speaker 1: I wasn't yeah, which is like which is like a
Speaker 1: comic Like that's like very weird.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make me pay. Yeah, I work here.
Speaker 2: I literally just left four hours ago.
Speaker 1: I was here last night. It's always so it's just
Speaker 1: like weird that there exists that chasm that I just
Speaker 1: want to eradicate so.
Speaker 2: That so that you know, so everybody can see theater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so that when like a show like a
Speaker 1: strangely comes along, like we aren't waiting for an announcement
Speaker 1: like months after that, like people just move in, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean that people just see this thing
Speaker 1: and know that there's an audience for it and that
Speaker 1: they're dedicated to get these people there. Like Jeremia Harris,
Speaker 1: You're going to do it.
Speaker 2: I believe in you. That's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Always believe in me. I mean having me on the
Speaker 1: pod last year, those live shows that y'all do, ludlow House,
Speaker 1: I mean the memories. You would think that we've known
Speaker 1: each other for like half decades, didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't had only been a year.
Speaker 1: A year, honey, we can have some change onto it,
Speaker 1: but like really just a year.
Speaker 3: I mean it's only been five six, five years with
Speaker 3: me and Sydney, and it feels like ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feel like we went to high school together.
Speaker 3: I like, honestly, it's just like I can't believe I
Speaker 3: had this whole life without you.
Speaker 2: Right, I think about like, I'm like, well, well, when
Speaker 2: me and Sydney was a prom, I'm like, I didn't
Speaker 2: go to the she went because I'm ten years older
Speaker 2: than you. So okay, this is true.
Speaker 3: Four Larry, Larry, can you plug all the things you
Speaker 3: got going on? Because I plug it? Because you want
Speaker 3: everybody to show up?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, the sortst thing is that Today is Friday,
Speaker 1: October eleventh, and I'm actually doing a show at Union
Speaker 1: Hall tonight. It's called Decolonize your Mind with Karen she
Speaker 1: from Seth Myers. We hosted all POC lineup. You absolutely
Speaker 1: want to see it. The New York Comedy Festivals coming up.
Speaker 1: I have two shows in the festival. Yes, on the fifth,
Speaker 1: Decolonize your Mind again at Chelsea Music Hall, and then
Speaker 1: I'm having Harry Owens and Friend featuring one only Sidney
Speaker 1: Washington and an amazing line up of female comics at
Speaker 1: the Bell House. That's on the seventh. Yeah, type in
Speaker 1: Larry new NYC F get those tickets and I'll see
Speaker 1: at Union Hall tonight.
Speaker 2: And You're not gonna see me at the bell House
Speaker 2: because you didn't invite me to do the show.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I was waiting for the saw.
Speaker 1: Would you have wanted to do a joint set with
Speaker 1: who you're with your girls?
Speaker 2: See, I'm not going to take time from Sydney, you know, but.
Speaker 1: I would, I'm saying in the initial ass because like
Speaker 1: I just I'm trying to be considering.
Speaker 3: All that we try to do when we do things
Speaker 3: together is get people to come listen to the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's what have just been.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, we're always dance. This is why we're cooler
Speaker 2: than y'all. Also we have a podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2: Janel James is like you, guys both have to host
Speaker 2: and that's what.
Speaker 1: Whoop there it is you're hosting a show.
Speaker 2: We are wait Where Her Festival. We're doing it again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that wasn't announced.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 2: Soft didn't last year.
Speaker 1: I want people to listen to the cast album for
Speaker 1: a Strange Loop. It's on iTunes by you can stream
Speaker 1: it as well Spotify. Also it's on Spotify. Yeah, I started.
Speaker 1: If you know good tracks start in her. White Girl
Speaker 1: is a good one, makes you cry and follow the.
Speaker 2: Follow him, follow him, trying to get him ten thousand thou.
Speaker 1: My Twitter's good. My Twitter's good. I do jokes on
Speaker 1: there and my stories are good. And now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get the main popping for y'all. I know how you'll
Speaker 1: want a graphic graphic young young Billy Eyelash.
Speaker 2: We're obsessed Billy Eyelash. Not our followers follows don't listen to.
Speaker 1: That, okay. The baby Megan Stallion and then I go
Speaker 1: too far. Then I go too far White, exact producer down,
Speaker 1: not an eyelash crowder. Right, let's get in.
Speaker 3: You're gonna stall, You're gonna say Lizzo because I feel
Speaker 3: like this. Yes, also send your bb W Colt recommendation.
Speaker 2: Yes, send us links. We're gonna put We're gonna post
Speaker 2: it in our story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Any any sort of like Lizzo meets Diane Keaton for fall.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like the fun, youthful energy of
Speaker 1: Lizzo with like the pulled patrician nature of Dane Keaton.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm looking.
Speaker 3: I mean, I also need to know where to get
Speaker 3: a new a new winter co because saying I got
Speaker 3: these as they be looking cute, but you know you'd
Speaker 3: be out there like because there's no lining baby, yea,
Speaker 3: the face with the hood. You gotta put your thin
Speaker 3: H and M jacket underneath the jack layers.
Speaker 2: Lay Larry, you only gonna be become more and more
Speaker 2: famous and more more booked.
Speaker 1: Would you move to l A for work for the
Speaker 1: stint of the contract?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Yes, free time must be I think on the Eastern
Speaker 1: soil we love.
Speaker 2: I'm here for that too. Yeah, I would want that
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Gotta have seasoned, stay grounded. Something about the sun that
Speaker 1: get hypnotized. Think you're immortal, not on my watch, Jesus, Jesus,
Speaker 1: the spirits of the West Coast of the West Coast.
Speaker 3: All right, well, guys, we did it. We made it
Speaker 3: to the end of the episode. Make sure you come
Speaker 3: see us.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow live at Union Hall. Yes, the official live Mary
Speaker 2: Beth Barone and another black gay. Take that out. We're
Speaker 2: keeping that up. It's the end of the episode. Uh, cdy,
Speaker 2: did you have anything you want to say before we go?
Speaker 3: I love you guys, dearly, and I'm just so proud
Speaker 3: of everything that everybody's doing, especially you, Larry, especially you Marie.
Speaker 2: New apartment, Like this is a big deal. Like not
Speaker 2: everybody can just have an apartment. It's very hard. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Is not included.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm gonna just be cold all winter,
Speaker 3: upset set. They told me at the least signing that
Speaker 3: included that. I mean, it's just we just gonna put
Speaker 3: on mittens with the string connected.
Speaker 2: In the court.
Speaker 3: All the more reason for you to tell me about
Speaker 3: to get some good coats, because it's I live in
Speaker 3: a coat house. Yeah, for four months, you know, or
Speaker 3: just you know, get on the Patreon keep listening to that,
Speaker 3: and we can pay for Marie.
Speaker 2: Like heat and hot water heat. I think water cold
Speaker 2: water is included. Sidney. We're proud of you too, friend.
Speaker 2: You out here, you're thriving, goals for work, you're everywhere.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get richer, friend, and you're gonna be really
Speaker 3: good at saving money at some point, and we're gonna
Speaker 3: be thrived.
Speaker 2: We's gonna get a rillin accountant. That's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Russell, Russell, Oh my god, I haven't done my taxes
Speaker 3: yet and they're doing October fifteenth.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I believe right now.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: Bye bye by the US shakeshare.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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