1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. Robert Evans here and my novel After the 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: Revolution is available for pre order now from a k 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: press dot org. Now, if you go to a k 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: press dot org you can find After the Revolution. 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You'll get assigned a copy and 15 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: you'll make me very happy. Welcome back to what is 16 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 1: either Behind the doll Up or doll Up the Bastards, 17 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: a podcast that, no matter what name we choose for 18 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,279 Speaker 1: it is about tickling. Absolutely this, finally, is that's how 19 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: you make us feel at home. Thank you. Do you 20 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: think anyone has ever tickled Kissinger? I can't imagine. I 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: cannot picture it in my head. This is the way 22 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: he would laugh. Stop that. I'm going to work my 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: pants that I just try to imagine him whispering into 24 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: the ears of a sexual partner something about the business 25 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: I'm about. Then I'm going to know it would be 26 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: more like I'm going to end this cannot say burned 27 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: corps and that one of us makes it out a lie. 28 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: I actually did. While we were taking a break in 29 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: between episodes, I had a moment where I actually did 30 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: for the first time in my life, I felt a 31 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: profound sense of solidarity with Henry Kissinger. My cat is 32 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: named Saddam Hussein, and as I was feeding him during 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: the break, I realized, like Kissinger did at one point, 34 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: he's gotten much bigger. Saddam has gotten much larger than 35 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: I ever thought he would. You know this is I 36 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: did not anticipate this. Yeah, well that's because a lot 37 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: to love what you just said. Both make the same mistake. 38 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: Oh so uh, let's uh, let's get get right back down. 39 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: What is for Kissinger memory Lane, and is what for 40 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 1: everyone else is Nightmare Avenue. Um, because this is the 41 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: story about why Vietnam lasted an extra half decade. Um, 42 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: good time, We're gonna have a fun one here. So. 43 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: One of the many downsides of an intellectual upbringing, like 44 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: the one Henry Kissinger experienced, is that he spent a 45 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: lot of time surrounded by people you might call political technologists. Now, 46 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: this is a term I first heard in Ukraine from 47 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: civilians describing Paul Manafort. That's what they called them. Political 48 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: That's yeah, yeah, these like hired guns who come in 49 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: and help anybody who just happens to like have government money, 50 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: like doing literally anything. Right. Um, they're guys like his mentor, 51 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: Professor Elliott, and like Harvard economist Thomas Schnelling, who advised 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: powerful elected leaders, and like they all of the way 53 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: in which they think about the mechanisms of government are 54 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 1: very mathematic and inhuman, right, Um, those are the people 55 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: that Kissinger patterns him self off of. Now, Schnelling, who 56 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: are Shelling? Who we just Thomas Shelling, who's a Harvard 57 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: economists we just introduced, was one of Kissinger's other mentors, 58 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: um and Shelling. At the same time as he's he's 59 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: working at Harvard and mentoring Kissinger is advising the Eisenhower 60 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: administration on moral calculus in the early stages of the 61 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: Cold War. Shelling argues that calculus, moral calculus, have you 62 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: never you never talked about that with anybody. He's not 63 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: a com no sorry no, I mean I was terrible 64 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: at calculus. I was a world So well, you can't 65 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: be moral and no calculus, which is why you know, 66 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: like pole pot, I'm going to eventually set all of 67 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 1: my listeners after people who know math. That's that's the 68 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: right there. How did we get We're not sure, sir, 69 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: No idea, no way in calculable. People keep trying to 70 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: tell us, and we just kill him. Adam to the 71 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: pile someone at two numbers, but we were unable to 72 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: We can't negotiate it. So Shelling is advising the Eisenhower 73 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,039 Speaker 1: administration on moral calculus in the Cold War, and Shelling's 74 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: argument is that whether you were quote deterring the Russians 75 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: or your own children, the proper tactic was to figure 76 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: out the right ratio of threat to incentive. Already, Shelling 77 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: might be the quickest I've ever described a person and 78 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: had it be clear like, well that's a bastard. That's 79 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: not okay obviously, So since I have no human feelings, 80 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: I have to figure out this and children and yeah, 81 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: children in the Soviet government only understand one thing, threats. 82 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: Can I have more ice cream dead. Put your hand 83 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 1: in the drawer and find out. Now, I'm gonna tell 84 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: you something, Jimmy, you go for that ice cream. I 85 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: have a loaded thirty eight on the table table. Now 86 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: one of the chambers is empty, Jimmy. So if you 87 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: get that ice cream, I just want to go to bed. 88 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: I don't like dessert. Just feel like moral calculus is 89 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: not the way to go with the ice crea. Maybe 90 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: you could just say no if you don't want him 91 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 1: to have dessert. Any dad can say no. I'm learning. 92 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: So while Henry was teaching at Harvard, and this is 93 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: before he gets me into the last episode of getting 94 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: that gig with the Council on Foreign Relations writing about 95 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: nuclear policy. In the period before that, when like Shelling 96 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: is his mentor, Henry learns a lot from him, and 97 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: he walks away from their relation and ship with the 98 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: belief that quote bargaining power comes from the capacity to hurt, 99 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: to cause quote sheer pain and damage. She means its 100 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: fucking Christ where you're just kind of waiting for this 101 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: person to step into the vacuum essentially right like you're 102 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: waiting for someone to be like, you know, there's actually 103 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,559 Speaker 1: a bottom that's under the bottom, like, oh, oh my lord, 104 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: it's like this ship Like if that were true, We're 105 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: all watching this situation unfold between Russia and Ukraine where 106 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: you've got like a lot of people with the ability 107 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: to hurt a lot of people on both sides, and 108 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: you know what, it doesn't seem like negotiations are going great. Yeah, 109 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: not really. Maybe that's not a good basis to proceed 110 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: from anything. Yeah, I mean, I just I can't believe that. 111 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 1: It's it's the craziest fucking idea. It's not. It's not. 112 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: It's not negotiating. You go into negotiations, you're like, I'm 113 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,480 Speaker 1: probably not going to get what I want. We're going 114 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 1: to try and get the best we can. And he's 115 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: just like, how much can I fucking hurt you? And 116 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 1: you give me if you spend enough time like I 117 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: do around like gun culture people on the right in particular, 118 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: there's these folks who like usually have never done anything 119 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 1: like in the military themselves, but they read a bunch 120 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: of like books by Navy seals and ship and they'll 121 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: say ship, like you should have a plan to kill 122 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: everyone in every room you walk into, and like their 123 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: frame is that like the world's dangerous. You gotta be ready. 124 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: And I think any reasonable person is like, well, you 125 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,239 Speaker 1: are someone who should not have a gun. You should 126 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: not have a gun. You are out of your entire 127 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: damn mind. It's a guy who should never be negotiating, 128 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: absolutely not ready to kill someone. Is like, you know what, 129 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: don't go into rooms. That's just gonna be your thing. 130 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: You know, don't stay in your house. You got a 131 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: one room. You know, I could I could tell your throat, 132 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: I could reach across the table, tell your throat out 133 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: and stab you in the ice with ice picks. I'm 134 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,520 Speaker 1: just we're just talking about what he wants cream her 135 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: ice cream. Dan. So, Henry gets his gig at the 136 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: at the sea a far and so he's the thing 137 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: he's he's producing for the Council on Foreign Relations for 138 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: his his buddy the Rockefeller. It's supposed to be like 139 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,640 Speaker 1: a report on how the US is it like it 140 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 1: should use nuclear weapons, different ways in which they could 141 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: approach it. Right. And while he's writing this report, because 142 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: it's it's with this thing takes a very very long 143 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: process getting this out, he also starts working privately on 144 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: a book of his own titled Nuclear Weapons. And foreign policy. 145 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: And this book is a version of the stuff he 146 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 1: wants to write, and this thing he's like fighting to get, 147 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: yeah kind of. But also it's it's actually very smart 148 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: what he does, well, it'll take us a second to 149 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: get there. So this book that Kissinger writes, that's his 150 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: like own project, criticizes US threats of full nuclear scale 151 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: nuclear attack in response to Soviet aggression. Nil Ferguson sums 152 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: it up in this way quote with his skill for 153 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,079 Speaker 1: simplifying and expressing complex ideas, Kissinger put the issue starkly. 154 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: The dilemma of the nuclear period can therefore be defined 155 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: as follows. The enormity of modern weapons makes the thought 156 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 1: of ward repugnant, but the refusal to run any risks 157 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 1: would a'm out to giving Soviet rule as a blank check. 158 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,599 Speaker 1: Kissinger's conclusions were not original. The study group at the 159 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 1: Council was almost unanimate as Senate's desire to find some 160 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 1: alternative to Eisenhower's stated policy in Many defense intellectuals, most 161 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: notably Bernard Brodie and Basil little Heart, had also written 162 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: on the subject of limited nuclear war. Kissinger's book demonstrated 163 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: his talent as a creative synthesizer of their ideas, drawing 164 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,439 Speaker 1: out the implications of their work and arguing that for 165 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 1: America's Cold War diplomacy to have any real substance, the 166 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: US had to accept the possibility of the limited use 167 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: of nuclear weapons. That Kissinger's own solution of limited nuclear 168 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: war was also highly problematic, was less important to many 169 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 1: contemporary observers than that it broke free from the strait 170 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 1: jacket of the Eisenhower administration's policy. So, but where does 171 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,679 Speaker 1: he describe, like where you would use it. It's like 172 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: it's like a tactical battlefield book. It's like to win 173 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,680 Speaker 1: battlefield victories to like in Vietnam, he will briefly flirt, 174 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 1: well not even know all that briefly, but he will 175 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: consider using nuclear weapons to cut off access between Vietnam 176 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: and China, which isn't like as a as a layman, 177 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:11,439 Speaker 1: you can cut off trains in another way, presumably, right, 178 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: I've seen the general with buster kat and you can 179 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,960 Speaker 1: throw some bogs on it. There there are these other 180 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: things called bombs, just bombs. Yeah, so it really, I mean, 181 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,520 Speaker 1: it is kind of just itchy trigger figure and it 182 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,599 Speaker 1: is like if you live in the realm of this 183 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 1: sort of dark thinking, how are you not going to start, 184 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:36,080 Speaker 1: you know, thinking of ways that are just even more 185 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: vicious brutal. He's basically saying, they need to think we're 186 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 1: a chained mad dog. And if we let the dog 187 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,079 Speaker 1: off the leash once and he attacks the postman and 188 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,559 Speaker 1: then and then everyone's gonna fucking then you can get 189 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:55,679 Speaker 1: me anymore. Yeah, but then you stop. We've bombed to 190 00:10:55,760 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: pane already, Like everyone gets already of course, oh my god. Yeah, 191 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,320 Speaker 1: it's not like it's this theoretical weapon that's never been 192 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 1: used him and it worked pretty well as far as 193 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: making people be like, god, damn, they are out of 194 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: their minds. Yeah, the ship. Um. But it's also there's 195 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: a there's a factor here. A part of me wonders 196 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: if he even really believed about this or cared about 197 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 1: whether or not nukes should be used tactically, and if 198 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: it was more a matter of this is a big 199 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 1: debate of the day, and if I publicly take the 200 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 1: most contrarian thing intellectuals who don't really care about what works, 201 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,559 Speaker 1: but who care about who's thinking creatively, right, Like that's 202 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: the thing He's like, Well, it's not about whether or 203 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: not his plan would work. It's about we're getting out 204 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,760 Speaker 1: of this straight jacket. Eisenhower's put us in and it's like, no, 205 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:47,559 Speaker 1: that's not all that matters. Yeah. Um, you know it's 206 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: really funny, just ironic about this is that funny places 207 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: like the Heritage Foundation for years have been have been 208 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: saying that Putin would use tactical battlefield nukes and that's 209 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: why he's unhinged. That's one of the reasons. You imagine, 210 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: I would say, anyone who would do that, he's crazy. 211 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: Imagine now, and I'll keep him on as an advisor. Yeah. Yeah, 212 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: that that's my feeling on nukes. Um, don't shoot them 213 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: at people ever bad. Maybe an Independence Day kind of situation. 214 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,079 Speaker 1: I'll be honest. When I watch Independence Day, I think, yeah, 215 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 1: I might shoot some new I might at that point 216 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 1: try an grow too. Yeah, but you have Randy Quaid 217 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: I do. I do hang out with him a lot. Um. 218 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 1: That's my main plan. Things go wrong, Randy getting the plane. 219 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: He lives in my basement. That actually tracks from the 220 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: Instagram videos I've been saying. So. Kissinger's book was published 221 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: in nineteen fifty seven, and it almost immediately sold seventeen 222 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: thousand copies, which is a lot for a wonky book 223 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: on nuclear warfare. It is on the New York Times 224 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:10,559 Speaker 1: bestseller list for fourteen weeks. Jesus Christ, Yeah it's not great. Now, 225 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,079 Speaker 1: He's timing is perfect. He puts this book out right 226 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: as the Soviets make two big advances in Hungary, there's 227 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,800 Speaker 1: like a revolution that they kind of crush, and then 228 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,520 Speaker 1: in the Suez where like brings the British and the 229 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 1: franch like sucking around in the Suez Canal and the 230 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: Soviets are like stop or we'll do something bad, and 231 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 1: NATO like backs the funk off. Right, So the Soviets 232 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,319 Speaker 1: have like two big kind of foreign policy wins in 233 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: this period, and Americans can't look at this as like, well, 234 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: you know, maybe the fucking NATO shouldn't have been sucking 235 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 1: around the Suez, and yeah that ship in Hungary's sucked up, 236 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 1: but like maybe we can't do anything about it. They're like, 237 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 1: we should listen to the guy who says, what if 238 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:51,760 Speaker 1: we nuked them? You know? Yeah, that's that's where people go, right, Um, 239 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,040 Speaker 1: they don't. They they're they're Americans. They don't take the 240 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,640 Speaker 1: rational route. Now they hate us for our nuclear freedom. Yeah, 241 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: they listened to the critiest person in the room about this. 242 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that you could say about 243 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,679 Speaker 1: both what happened in Hungary and the Suez Crisis that 244 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 1: are not Why don't we use nukes more often? By 245 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: God kissing your knows his audience, you know, um Kissinger 246 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: writes this book, and The New York Times in their 247 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: review of it, right, for the first time since President 248 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 1: Eisenhower took office, officials at the highest government levels are 249 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: just playing interest in the theory of the little or 250 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: limited war. The theory of massive retaliation is re examined. 251 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 1: I love that those are that those go together, those 252 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: are the options. Yeah, and then it's like the little 253 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 1: war war is the nuclear war, Like it's the baby 254 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,880 Speaker 1: war for us. Yeah, hit me out, hear me out, 255 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: baby nukes, slim tiny nukes. It's it's like if someone's like, look, 256 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: we got to decide if one of which of these 257 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: is going to be legal, Sarah nerve gas bombs for 258 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 1: civilians or or chlorine gas bombs for civilians. One type 259 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,560 Speaker 1: of poison gas bomb has to be legal. Like we 260 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: all we have to have access. Everyone has to be 261 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: able to have one kind of poison gas is crazy. 262 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: What if nobody has those? God, that's not you know, 263 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,920 Speaker 1: that's not where things go here. Um. So President Eisenhower 264 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,560 Speaker 1: is given a summary of of Kissinger's book, because you know, 265 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,040 Speaker 1: he's a president. They don't they don't read books. He gets, yeah, 266 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 1: he gets a cliff notes and he recommends it to 267 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 1: his Secretary of State John Foster Dullas, who we have 268 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: talked about quite a lot of God, yeah, I mean 269 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 1: who like if if he's the rational mind, us is 270 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: being like this dude seems a little out of his 271 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,200 Speaker 1: big problem. That's yeah, that's not great because John Foster 272 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:45,880 Speaker 1: Dulas fucking monatic. So the vice president at this point 273 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 1: is a little dude you might have heard of called 274 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: Richard Millhouse Nixon. He gets photographed with a coff copy 275 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 1: of Henry Kissinger's book, which is not great. I mean 276 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: it's actually great for shats just not writing a screenplay. 277 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,160 Speaker 1: This is great. Really, this is like season one of 278 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 1: The Nixon Show, and you just like see him with 279 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: Kissinger's book, right right, yeah, yeah, good television, you know. 280 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 1: So the book is successful enough that it provokes Rockefeller, 281 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: who gotten him the job at the CFR, to rush 282 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 1: out the report that Nixon had been or that Kissinger 283 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: had been making um and yeah, yeah, the report from 284 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: the CFR concludes, the willingness to engage in nuclear war 285 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,920 Speaker 1: when necessary is part of the price of our freedom. Wow, 286 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,920 Speaker 1: I mean the price of our freedom is pretty good price, 287 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 1: isn't it? It's expensive? Man? How can we how can 288 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: we live if we're not dead? Yeah? How can we 289 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: live without nuclear fallout? It's it's and it's amazing that 290 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: it like it all like if it was part of 291 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: his plan or not. Like you said, the timing is 292 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: just pretty remarkable to release this book and then it 293 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: actually shifts the way that they view this To me, yeah, 294 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,960 Speaker 1: you know, it's actually he's got a really good point 295 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: in his best selling book of about how nukes are cool. 296 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: I am. I am excited for Ben Shapiro's book on 297 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 1: the same subject to lead to the annihilation of Yeah, 298 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna live underground. So that's a good idea. So 299 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: this report is a weird like weirdly popular. Like again, 300 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: this is a report from the Center or the from 301 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: the CFR, from the Council on Foreign Relations, which is 302 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 1: like not you don't expect that to go viral, right, 303 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 1: you know read this pamphlet. Have you read this on 304 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:38,879 Speaker 1: this link study by the CFR. I mean, American never 305 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,879 Speaker 1: lets you down when you're like, oh, that won't happen, 306 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: that won't happen, that won't go. It does. Yeah. So 307 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 1: Rockefeller actually goes on the Today Show to talk about 308 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,920 Speaker 1: this report the CFR, like with Kissingers, I know, it's 309 00:17:52,400 --> 00:18:00,520 Speaker 1: it's amazing Macaroni castrole. So next, so he gives people 310 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: on the Today Show an address where they can write 311 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 1: for a copy of this report. They get forty requests 312 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: the first day and the next Hell's Post Office is overwhelmed. 313 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,040 Speaker 1: The media, the US media called this report quote the 314 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,200 Speaker 1: answer to Sputnik, which is like, hey, the Russian sent 315 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: in sent an unarmed ball into space to further exploration. 316 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,600 Speaker 1: We should we this book about how everyone should be 317 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: nuking everyone. It's the answer to that. We're thinking that 318 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: this report on nuclear weapons will actually show the Russians 319 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: thout and not go to space. Yeah, that's space. If 320 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 1: you get rid of Russia, they can't go to space. 321 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,639 Speaker 1: Do you understand? Yeah? And it is it's worth noting 322 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,159 Speaker 1: because I think, like in our popular history, the answer 323 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 1: to Sputnik is the Apollo missions and it's framed beauty, 324 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 1: which you know did eventually happen. But no, the first 325 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: answer to Sputnik was a report about how we should 326 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:57,240 Speaker 1: be nuking each other more often. They put a ball 327 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 1: in the orbit, So we should we should blow up. 328 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 1: We should be ready to drop thirteen nuclear warheads on 329 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,880 Speaker 1: Berlin at a second's notice. That's what I showed him. 330 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,359 Speaker 1: So this makes Henry kissing You're famous? Um, he is 331 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,400 Speaker 1: all over the part. This is his? Is this? We've 332 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 1: become famous like some guy. Some guys watched the Today's 333 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 1: Show and he buys the book so we can tell 334 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,840 Speaker 1: everybody at the Elk Club that we need to use nukes. 335 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: Someone give this accountant a soccer ball. Some people get 336 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 1: famous because their dad is one of O. J. Simpson's lawyers. 337 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: Some people get famous because they write a book about 338 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,240 Speaker 1: how nuclear warfare is not that bad. You know, it's 339 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 1: just in fame. It's a crapshoot. Absolutely fuck. I mean, 340 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: imagine being an anti nuke person at this point, You're 341 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 1: just like, wait, what is what is going on? Read? 342 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,640 Speaker 1: Have you read the report? It's so good. We're gonna 343 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 1: show him if what they should not be going to space. Yeah, 344 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,959 Speaker 1: next time they put a satellite up, we're gonna kill 345 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: everyone in Paraguay. What we need to there is a 346 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:07,200 Speaker 1: radiated country. So on July fourteenth, ninety eight, Mike Wallace 347 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,679 Speaker 1: gives Henry Kissinger his first big break into the public sphere. 348 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,920 Speaker 1: So it's happening, It really is. It really is just 349 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: fucking disgusting because I look, there's all the time on 350 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 1: our show where I'm like, it is the same ship. 351 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: But again, it's just media using its platform irresponsibly to 352 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: normalize things that are fucking batship. Yeah, it's great, like 353 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: sixty minutes having a whole segment on the Havanna fucking 354 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: sound Come on, Dave, you know that's real. I suffered 355 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: from that for two years. Those crickets. Oh man, I 356 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 1: I will say, like, the stupidest joke that I laugh 357 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: at every time is, yeah, I got Havanna syndrome. Having 358 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: another beer never doesn't get a chuckle out of me. 359 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: But we've we've done, We've had sixty it's come on, 360 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: six minutes. Did the the Satanic Scare ship? Well, yes, 361 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: they were big gamble and like they just run with 362 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 1: ideas that are crazy there, I mean because for for 363 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,680 Speaker 1: people who are at the level Mike Wallace is, the 364 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,639 Speaker 1: definition of journalist is not afflict the comfortable and comfort 365 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 1: the afflicted. It's be a giant ship head, right, a 366 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 1: huge ship head. Oh man. So Mike Wallace introduces Henry Kissinger, 367 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,359 Speaker 1: the guy whose one achievement is a book about how 368 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 1: nukes are cool. By saying this, in the field of 369 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: foreign policy and military affairs, Dr Kissinger, You're acknowledged to 370 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,479 Speaker 1: be one of the most penetrating minds in the country. 371 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: He's penetrating. Yes, penetrating like an Atlas missile penetrates the 372 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 1: cloud cover above a city full of women and children. Yeah. Wow. Now, 373 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: during the interview, Kissinger expressed that quote a capitalist society, 374 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: or what is more interesting to me, a free society, 375 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,560 Speaker 1: is a more revolutionary phenomenon the nineteenth century socialism. I 376 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: think we should go on the spiritual offensive. Yeah, the 377 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 1: spiritual spiritual with a nuclear extension with nukes. So he's connecting. 378 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 1: He's connecting nineteenth century socialists, member capitalism, current day capitalism, 379 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: and nukes. Those are the options. Yeah, and Mike Wallace 380 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: just empty headed least goes like I really love your property. Yeah, 381 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 1: just smiles. And behind his eyes as a dial tone. 382 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god. So this earns him finally the job 383 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,240 Speaker 1: at Harvard that he'd coveted. This is why they give him. 384 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:51,680 Speaker 1: Shut shut up. It's like whenever simple, I can't, I 385 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 1: cannot get over how fucking evil Harvard is. It's so good. 386 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: It is monstrous from it's the beast. It is a 387 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:10,919 Speaker 1: horrific some of us with their uh anti Harvard action. 388 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 1: So he gets his Harvard job and he keeps writing. 389 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty what's he doing at Harvard. He's like 390 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 1: teaching some ship you know, kissing your stuff type classes. Yeah, 391 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 1: talking about Spangler a lot. Yeahs. Nukes are awesome too. 392 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: Nukes are awesome. Freedom is requires an absence of morality, 393 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 1: teaching kids good stuff, you know, teaching kids good things. 394 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: So in nineteen sixty one he publishes a book titled 395 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: The Necessity of Choice, which is his manifesto on how 396 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,560 Speaker 1: the United States should approach foreign policy in the nineteen sixties. 397 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 1: It is not an optimistic piece of writing. Quote, the 398 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,360 Speaker 1: United States cannot afford another decline like the one which 399 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 1: has characterized the past decade and a half, fifteen years 400 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: of more of a deterioration of our position in the 401 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,760 Speaker 1: world such as we have experienced since World War Two, 402 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,640 Speaker 1: would find us reduced to fortress America in a world 403 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 1: in which we had become largely irrelevant. Our margin of 404 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 1: survival has narrowed dangerously. What in the fund is he 405 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 1: talking about America losing influence? No, this is like the 406 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: height of American power, obviously to anyone who's not. But 407 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: but Kissinger is, he knows this is bullshit. He is 408 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: part of a group of people who are pushing if 409 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,399 Speaker 1: you guys heard the term missile gap. No, in the 410 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,679 Speaker 1: the early stages of the Kennedy administration, there is suddenly 411 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 1: this huge and this is both like in conversations that 412 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 1: people are having in d C and in like the media. 413 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 1: There's this constant talk of a missile gap, this idea 414 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 1: that these Soviets have outpaced us in missile development and 415 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,360 Speaker 1: in the number of missiles they have, And there's talking 416 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 1: about like there's bomber gaps, there's tank gaps. There's talk 417 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 1: about like these gaps between this idea that is totally bullshit, 418 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 1: Like not that the Soviets have not made a lot 419 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,920 Speaker 1: of weapons, so the Union makes plenty of weapons, but 420 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 1: the United there is no point in the Cold War 421 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: in which the United States is like out fucking gunned 422 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 1: to any degree that like has could be anyone reasonable 423 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 1: could call a missile gap. It just does not happen. 424 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 1: It feels like we're still responding to that today. To 425 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,960 Speaker 1: be liked, you do first biolog shot, yea, and yeah, 426 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: it's it's it's this, it's it's this. It's not I 427 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,560 Speaker 1: would say unhinged, but it's very reasonable because the the 428 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,159 Speaker 1: argument comes primarily out of the Defense Department and the 429 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 1: growing defense industry, who it's great for them if everyone 430 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,399 Speaker 1: thinks there's a missile gap, like of course, yeah, you 431 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 1: gotta build a lot more weapons. We'll sell them to you. 432 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: I thought it's the place you can get Khaki's on 433 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:32,119 Speaker 1: your rockets. But you have a missile Thank you, thank you, 434 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,840 Speaker 1: welcome and we'll be right back. You know what. Yes, 435 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,359 Speaker 1: actually this is time for an ad break. So you know, 436 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,199 Speaker 1: if you're looking for a way to dress up your 437 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 1: r n I n X knife missile before firing written 438 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: into some guys, car um, check out the missile gap. 439 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:58,280 Speaker 1: We are back. So it's bullshit. The idea of the 440 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,920 Speaker 1: missile gap and kids, and you're is smart enough to 441 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 1: know this. But he is one of the major proponents. 442 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,359 Speaker 1: He's not one of the there's other guys who are 443 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: more influential pushing it, like actually within the halls of power, right, 444 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,080 Speaker 1: because he's not super within the halls of power yet, 445 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: but he is. He's all over TV and ship like 446 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: he's a guy that you call now like once you 447 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 1: get in the rolodex of media people, you stay there. 448 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: You know, he's the new guy guy, a positive new guy. 449 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: There's people that you got the negative new guy and 450 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: the positive guys. And he's the guy who says we 451 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 1: don't have enough. You know the thing, We've ever not 452 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: had enough of nuclear weapons. Um. He is a big 453 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: part of why we have so many fucking nukes, um, 454 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: and why the Russians have so many nukes because once 455 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,960 Speaker 1: the US, like, once you start this like we have 456 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: to build a lot more nukes, they're gonna build even 457 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 1: more nukes and like then you're gonna get to build 458 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,359 Speaker 1: any more nukes because you can say they built so 459 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: many more nukes, we don't have enough nukes now, and 460 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,639 Speaker 1: then you wind up with twelve thousand of them in 461 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,760 Speaker 1: the world. I have a name for that, I can 462 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,359 Speaker 1: I've come of the right now, nuclear arms race. That's cool, 463 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,879 Speaker 1: and that's that's a neat one. Um, we finally a 464 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: term for it. We should nuke him. I mean that 465 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,200 Speaker 1: would just be like the one thing. I would just 466 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: nuke him, Crockett handheld miss whatever we can do. What 467 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: about just a little a little tiny nuke that we 468 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: shoot into him and it explodes, But it's just a 469 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: little guy, just enough to take out Kissinger, just a 470 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: Kissinger clear weapon. Yeah, but he would just ingest And 471 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: I am now more Now I'm bigger and more upset. 472 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 1: It is. It is amazing to think about how seriously 473 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,120 Speaker 1: this guy gets treated by everyone immediately, and how much 474 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: influence he's allowed to have on an incredibly dangerous thing. 475 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,040 Speaker 1: And this is the same guy who got tricked by Tharainos, 476 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,639 Speaker 1: the same by the fake blood lady and the turtleneck. 477 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 1: It's really amazing. Yeah, it's so funny. It's so funny. 478 00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:00,119 Speaker 1: So uh, Kissinger is not again, he doesn't come up 479 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,560 Speaker 1: with the idea of the missile gap, but he's like 480 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,200 Speaker 1: a very influential voice in pushing this idea. Right, He's 481 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 1: a he's a part of this Um, So he doesn't 482 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: get there's if we could out honestly do a whole 483 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,639 Speaker 1: episode on like why there's so many fucking nukes that 484 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: this would be a part of. But he is, he's 485 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,159 Speaker 1: a factor in this massive arms build up. Um. And 486 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 1: he also starts, uh. But but he's also like he's 487 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,880 Speaker 1: he's just doing this for careerism reasons because it gets 488 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,720 Speaker 1: him in good with people who are in power. And 489 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: part of how you know that is that Kennedy not 490 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: a guy I'll give a lot of credit to. But 491 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: one of the things Kennedy says is that like, limited 492 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 1: nuclear war is insane, Like fuck you, Henry Kissinger. Um. 493 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 1: He doesn't say that, but he it. It gets made 494 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: clear the connections that Kissinger has in the in the 495 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: Kennedy administration make it clear that like, JFK does not 496 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: buy your attitudes on limited nuclear war, And so he 497 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,959 Speaker 1: stops talking about that to get he wants to become part. 498 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: He doesn't believe in ship, but he wants to be 499 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: in the JFK administration, right, So he stops pushing this 500 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: thing that makes him famous and saying other ship because 501 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: he'll get it'll get him close to power. And that's 502 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 1: all Henry Kisinger really cares about. So I wonder if 503 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: like the Today Show is calling up and he's like, yeah, 504 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm not really doing nukes anymore. No, he comes on. Yeah, 505 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: the quote I'm gonna uote actually from Nil Ferguson. Here 506 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: he explains like what he starts doing on the Today 507 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: Showy Kissinger now advocated a convention alarms build up, since 508 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 1: the dividing line between conventional and nuclear weapons is more 509 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,680 Speaker 1: familiar and therefore easier to maintain. He continued to insist 510 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,240 Speaker 1: that the United States developed smaller nuclear weapons, but he 511 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520 Speaker 1: moved his own position to where he thought Kennedy's was. 512 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,080 Speaker 1: In effect, the necessity of choice was something of a 513 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 1: job application, and Kissinger hoped Kennedy would make an offer. 514 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: So like, again, so doesn't really I mean, it's it's 515 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: just Marjorie Taylor Green. I mean it is the same 516 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: ship essentially, and it's like, you know, the sensationalism that 517 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: gets you the headlines and then once you're fit and 518 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,720 Speaker 1: it's any it's really any form of our our pop 519 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: culture entertainment. Now, just get your name in the fucking 520 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 1: headlines and then define who you are, and then you 521 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: can like figure out what you actually and can actually 522 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,840 Speaker 1: believe or how you're going to ride that to power, 523 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 1: but just make a bang. It's the it is, it's 524 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,000 Speaker 1: it is like the political equivalent of a comedian like 525 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: saying a racial slur and then listening to the audience 526 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: to determine whether or not they're joking. Like that's like, 527 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: that's what he's doing. He's it's yeah, yeah, I mean 528 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 1: show up to a club, take your dick out, and 529 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 1: then write your hour. Yeah it's called it's Luis k backwards. Yeah, 530 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: it's the it's the Casey. I'm not going to figure 531 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:38,240 Speaker 1: out what the it's Casey still. So this he does 532 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 1: not get exactly what he wants, but he gets part 533 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,720 Speaker 1: of what he wants. His buddy, uh Nelson Rockefeller is 534 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: able to give him a part time consulting gig for 535 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,200 Speaker 1: the National Security Advisor. So it's not but it's not 536 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: everything he wants. But he is now he's he has 537 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,560 Speaker 1: like he's cracked his way, you know, like you you 538 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 1: start your way in and and it's unless you really 539 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: funk up. And by funk up, I mean don't get 540 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,760 Speaker 1: a lot of people killed. You'll just get closer and 541 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,200 Speaker 1: closer to power because that's how our system works. Um. 542 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: So you know, Kissinger is is obviously very conservative. Rockefeller 543 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: is not. Again, he's part of the Kennedy administration. This 544 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,360 Speaker 1: is what I don't understand. Yeah, well, I we'll talk. 545 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: We're actually we're gonna talk shitload about that over the 546 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: next couple of episodes because this is like a consistent, 547 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,320 Speaker 1: weird thing about him. Um. But like one of the 548 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: things Kissinger does is he oils Rockefeller with effusive claims 549 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: that Kennedy's inaugural a speech, which Rockefeller had helped with, 550 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: was so good he quote might become a registered Democrat, right, Like, 551 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: that's the kind of shit he says that, Like, I'm 552 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 1: almost a Democrat now because how good jfk speech was 553 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,680 Speaker 1: so good. He doesn't believe in ship, Like he just 554 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 1: can't over emphasize that. Other than that, Henry Kissinger should 555 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: be very close to power. He believes strongly in that. Um, 556 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: and he believes in that as much as anyone's ever 557 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,040 Speaker 1: believed in the Bible. Right. Um. He does not believe 558 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: in ideas at possible. I saw that Maryland did and 559 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:15,640 Speaker 1: a sort of testament the present day. Would you like 560 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 1: to see where they called me Kissinger. Oh, I'm not 561 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 1: standing over this event. And look at what they're doing 562 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: to my sports club. See that's the fan art I 563 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,240 Speaker 1: would him just like trying to fuck JFK with every 564 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: bit of charm in his German body. Oh dude, nobody 565 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: told me subway go over event. Look at this, you're 566 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: going to see everything goes my nuke. So JFK is 567 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: eventually assassinated by Bernard Montgomery Saints and l b J 568 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: takes over. Oh yeah, I mean history is is a 569 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 1: I got to read this banquet. I've got a pamphlet 570 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:01,160 Speaker 1: for you myself. That's my length. So lb J is 571 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,600 Speaker 1: the president now and and and lb J is like 572 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 1: between l G M j K. It's like a decade. 573 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: You know that the Democrats are in power, and lb 574 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,400 Speaker 1: J is very good at exercising power, right, Um, And 575 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,640 Speaker 1: he's also not super into Henry Kissinger. Um, he's not 576 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: against Henry Kissinger either, But Henry kind of is kept 577 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 1: in this weird like he's on the margins of power 578 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 1: during this period of time, right, which is yeah, well 579 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: not really because well he's there's no breath, there's there's 580 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 1: no good to hear. Um. While he's kind of on 581 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: the not you know, on the margins. He's able to 582 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,320 Speaker 1: build connections with his many Republican lawmakers in their rights 583 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,200 Speaker 1: as he does with Democrats, right, Like, that's what he's 584 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 1: doing while he's doing these like part time gigs with 585 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: the NSC and stuff, is he's he's making friends with 586 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: everybody he can. There is nobody's just he is just 587 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: a supreme networker. There is so much. When I was 588 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: a kid in speech and debate, one of the other 589 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 1: kids in the debate team with me was obsessed with Kissinger, 590 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: like read his books and stuff. Thought he would And 591 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,360 Speaker 1: this was this thing that I heard too from like 592 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,840 Speaker 1: family mers and stuff that like, well he was you know, 593 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: he wasn't always right, but it was he was doing 594 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,880 Speaker 1: the hardest job anyone's ever had, and he was just 595 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,480 Speaker 1: this really genius man and you can't really argue with him. 596 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,000 Speaker 1: If you read about what he was saying, it's like, no, 597 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: he didn't believe in ship. He was he was a 598 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: genius at making people like him and that allowed him 599 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 1: to terrible things. Yeah, um, which I guess, like anyone 600 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,239 Speaker 1: who's really dangerous in politics is that's as a version 601 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,520 Speaker 1: of that guy right, like like that's that's all of them. Um. 602 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,840 Speaker 1: But he's he's an interesting kind of that guy and 603 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,440 Speaker 1: as a result, probably the most toxic kind of that 604 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: guy we've ever had in the United States. Um, which 605 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:57,439 Speaker 1: is saying something bad, Why don't um? But yeah, so yeah, 606 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: he makes all these connections. Um. He cutivates him, and 607 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,080 Speaker 1: he keeps his name in the news. Right, that's a 608 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,920 Speaker 1: big part of why he's able to do what it is. Later, 609 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,279 Speaker 1: he keeps going on TV, keeps being on the radio, 610 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: he keeps being quoted and like cited and interviewed by 611 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,239 Speaker 1: journalists for articles. Henry makes it known that like, if 612 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,279 Speaker 1: you're a journalist, I'm easy to reach. I will give you, 613 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,760 Speaker 1: always give you a quote. You can always reach Henry 614 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 1: Kissinger for like a line or two on this thing, 615 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 1: you know, um, which is very smart of him. It's 616 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:27,400 Speaker 1: it's very dumb and shameful and uh horrible for the journalists. 617 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,960 Speaker 1: But like, God that they've learned. God, that doesn't happen anymore. Now. 618 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,359 Speaker 1: I turned to the New York Times story published today 619 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 1: that described Nazis assaulting a book club as men with 620 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:46,400 Speaker 1: a swastika flag. Someone pointed out, well, the the article 621 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: calls them Nazis. It's just all of the social media 622 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,799 Speaker 1: they describe them that way. And I was like, oh, 623 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,480 Speaker 1: I can't explain to you why I feel worse about that, 624 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,400 Speaker 1: but I do. Yeah, it was not just it was 625 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: not just the dumb error. It was calcular. Yeah, moral calculus. 626 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 1: It's yeah, moral calculus, right, good good ship. Um. So 627 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: the professor cultivates connections, Yeah, he gets and he also 628 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,239 Speaker 1: he goes to Vietnam at one point, and he makes 629 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,640 Speaker 1: connections with a bunch of people in Vietnam who are 630 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: able to talk to not just the South but the 631 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: North Vietnamese government. Like that's the thing he consciously does 632 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 1: is like I want to be able to like be 633 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,600 Speaker 1: able to take the temperature of like guys, which is 634 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,280 Speaker 1: not like I would say, actually, like the most reasonable 635 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: thing he does. If you think you're going to be 636 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 1: in power, like, yeah, it's good, you probably want to 637 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,160 Speaker 1: be able to talk to those guys. Even though we're 638 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 1: fighting with him. That's not an unreasonable thing. He will 639 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: use it badly. Who's he's doing that on the part 640 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,200 Speaker 1: of it just himself? Yeah, well he he is working. 641 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: He has a gig with a guy he's like an 642 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,839 Speaker 1: advisor to the National Security Council, and he's a known academic. 643 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: You know, he's probably being like, you know, I'm I'm 644 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: an academic. I'm trying to understand the dimensions of this 645 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,279 Speaker 1: and like I want to talk to everybody. I'm a 646 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,520 Speaker 1: very fair minded man. I don't let ideology get in 647 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,000 Speaker 1: the way. YadA YadA, YadA um. Like one of the 648 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,880 Speaker 1: things about Henry Kissinger too, like he's as good he 649 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,520 Speaker 1: can he's he's fucking his buddies with maw, Like he's 650 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 1: great at talking with people who are communists and stuff. 651 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 1: As long as you like Henry Kissinger and what he's selling, 652 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,320 Speaker 1: he'll sell it to anybody. You know, it's so crazy, 653 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,920 Speaker 1: it's wild that like he must have eyes that just 654 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,319 Speaker 1: start spinning and hit, Like you just have to get 655 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,320 Speaker 1: close to notice that he's got hypnotic eyes. You're like, 656 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:22,319 Speaker 1: he isn't so bad now that I'm you know, let's 657 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 1: think about Vietnam for a second, Right, if you're going 658 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:29,080 Speaker 1: to war in Vietnam, Gareth, Right, if you decide, Gareth Reynolds, 659 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to go to war in Vietnam, how long 660 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,360 Speaker 1: do you think it would take you to realize that 661 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,719 Speaker 1: was a bad idea. It would be I mean, I 662 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:40,000 Speaker 1: Gareth Reynolds, it would be instantaneous, quickly, very quickly. I mean, David, 663 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: can I okay, can I just can I ask the question? 664 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,840 Speaker 1: Which side am I fighting on? The not Vietnamese side? Okay? 665 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 1: Then really quick? Yeah, really quick. I feel like you could. 666 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,959 Speaker 1: I feel like you could. You could take Vietnam. David 667 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,799 Speaker 1: not going to see They're not going to see it coming. 668 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,920 Speaker 1: I would certainly be the guy who they'd be like, 669 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,880 Speaker 1: we broke him. We broken before, We've shouted at him, 670 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I didn't mean to show up with 671 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,719 Speaker 1: pants that were already pissed in. I know I know 672 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: one thing about me, and that's if things got really 673 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,040 Speaker 1: really chaotic and bad that I I kind of thrive 674 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 1: in that embarkment. Yeah, Dave, you'd be like, Dave, we 675 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: don't have time to eat their brains and be like, 676 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,480 Speaker 1: shut up, I'm figuring out what they know. It's like 677 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:28,239 Speaker 1: Doctor Manhattan ending the Vietnam War. Both sides surrendered to 678 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,480 Speaker 1: Dave in the mid sixties, which is fairly early on 679 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,120 Speaker 1: considering how late the Vietnam War goes. It is clear 680 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,080 Speaker 1: to people, especially a lot of people protesting in the 681 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: United States that like ship, this ain't going great, right, 682 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,839 Speaker 1: Like it's not hard for people. There are people who 683 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,279 Speaker 1: buy into the US propaganda, but like people who are 684 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,440 Speaker 1: actually privy to information on the war are aware that 685 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,000 Speaker 1: it is not going well, Kissinger still decides we should 686 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: escalate things. And I'm gonna quote again from Kissinger's Shadow 687 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 1: by Greg Grandon. Upon returning from his first visit to 688 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 1: South Vietnam in late nineteen sixty five, Kissinger threw himself 689 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,080 Speaker 1: often do a campaign to build public support for ongoing intervention. 690 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 1: In early December, he joined a hundred and eighty nine 691 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 1: other scholars from Harvard, Yale, and fifteen other New England 692 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,880 Speaker 1: universities in an open letter expressing confidence that Johnson's policies 693 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,360 Speaker 1: would help quote people of South Vietnam determine their own destiny. 694 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 1: A Vietcam victory will spell disasters, said the letter. Then 695 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 1: later that month, he led a Harvard team against a 696 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,280 Speaker 1: group of Oxford opponents of the war, and a debate 697 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,440 Speaker 1: held in Great Britain and broadcast nationally in the United 698 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,720 Speaker 1: States on CBS. Kissinger passionately defended the bombing of northern Vietnam, 699 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,520 Speaker 1: insisting that it was not a violation of international law. 700 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,520 Speaker 1: He invoked the analogy of World War Two, saying Washington's 701 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 1: actions in Indo China were as righteous and justified as 702 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,360 Speaker 1: they were in Nazi Germany. Bob Schroom, who went on 703 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,640 Speaker 1: to become a Democratic political consultant, was on Kissinger's team 704 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: and says that when he today watches a recording of 705 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,160 Speaker 1: the debate, he is quote amazed by two things. How 706 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 1: long we how young we look, even Kissinger, and how 707 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,960 Speaker 1: wrong we were. So first of you don't feel bad enough. 708 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,680 Speaker 1: I don't know how bad you feel about this. It's 709 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:05,080 Speaker 1: not enough. Your first reactionly be like, god, we were kids, 710 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:11,040 Speaker 1: were young, we were young. There's like some Vietnam's dude 711 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,719 Speaker 1: next to him thinking about like bombs raining down on 712 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:19,640 Speaker 1: the jungle. And we had kissing Jerry. Oh my god 713 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,279 Speaker 1: is jewls. Yeah, he's only got one jowl at that time. 714 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,160 Speaker 1: That's before he got the eight Our hair looked so stupid? 715 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,040 Speaker 1: Am I right? Am I? Right? Where did your legs go? 716 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:34,520 Speaker 1: By the way, before Henry kissing your looked like weird science. 717 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:40,279 Speaker 1: After things go wrong, it's amazing, like and it's it's 718 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,200 Speaker 1: there's a lot in that paragraph both like, of course, 719 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,280 Speaker 1: when the debate starts to build, like should we escalate 720 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,879 Speaker 1: this nightmarish war, the first thing, one of the first 721 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 1: things that happens is that a bunch of fucking New 722 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,600 Speaker 1: England universities decided to have a debate about right, that's 723 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,319 Speaker 1: the right wrest Let everyone here, let's have the best 724 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:04,120 Speaker 1: arguments of both sides about whether or not the experience. Yeah, like, 725 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,879 Speaker 1: first off, fuck everyone involved in this, even the people 726 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,440 Speaker 1: arguing against the war a little bit like just don't 727 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:16,920 Speaker 1: do that's is bad? Yeah, um less so certainly, I 728 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,279 Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. Maybe like it made sense 729 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,920 Speaker 1: virgins debating which position is the best to fucking yea, 730 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,960 Speaker 1: what the hell? Why is this instead of the debate 731 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,799 Speaker 1: like hey, why are we there? Like really why why 732 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:39,239 Speaker 1: that's we're not we're not debating that debate and it 733 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 1: is again it's like and you can see just about 734 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,359 Speaker 1: how comprehensively wrong these people are that like number one, 735 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,239 Speaker 1: this idea that this will help the people of South 736 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,719 Speaker 1: Vietnam determine their own destimony, which is Vietnamese government was 737 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,000 Speaker 1: a dictatorship the entire time the war was going on. 738 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,319 Speaker 1: It's not any more democratic in any meaningful sense than 739 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,200 Speaker 1: than the Northern Vietnam. And also like a v Cong 740 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,000 Speaker 1: victory will spell disasters. Like there's plenty of things to 741 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: criticize the Vietnamese government for, but like broadly on an 742 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,880 Speaker 1: international level, it's fine. A country seems seems to be 743 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,320 Speaker 1: doing all right, like better than a lot of places. 744 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: It's fine. Yeah, did a pretty good job at COVID, 745 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,760 Speaker 1: like you know it did. It didn't seem like a disaster. 746 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: Maybe if we hadn't killed five million people, um, things 747 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,960 Speaker 1: would be even better. It seems like it couldn't hurt um. 748 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:33,080 Speaker 1: Yeahs Again, they're wrong about everything, Like Kissinger in this period, 749 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,120 Speaker 1: everything that he said, like that's he has, this reputation 750 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:39,480 Speaker 1: is such an intellectual titan, and he's like so constantly 751 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,919 Speaker 1: fucking wrong. But there's always like yeah, it's the same 752 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,680 Speaker 1: as today, all of these people that are constantly fucking wrong. 753 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 1: Just yeah, keep on getting position media and they're always 754 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,239 Speaker 1: fucking wrong. And there's this ship like people will will 755 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,200 Speaker 1: bring up like well, but there's this nuclear arms treaty 756 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 1: he helped make, and there's this like peace deal he 757 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,279 Speaker 1: negotiated in the Middle East, and like all of these things, Yeah, 758 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,719 Speaker 1: but that was like two percent of the ship that 759 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 1: he did, and it was largely because other people that 760 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,040 Speaker 1: he wanted to stay in good with. We're pushing for 761 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,160 Speaker 1: that kind of ship too. Like Henry Kissinger, whenever he 762 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,279 Speaker 1: has expressed an idea that is his legitimate idea is 763 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:22,359 Speaker 1: like really really disastrously wrong. Yeah, amazing, Yeah, nobody cares. Yeah, 764 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 1: nobody cares. He's gonna get to invest in Thereino still 765 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,080 Speaker 1: supposed to being the one victory, the one victory weekend. 766 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,920 Speaker 1: That's why we should pardon her. Yeah. Yeah, look, you 767 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,520 Speaker 1: stole a lot of money, but you made Henry Kissinger 768 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,160 Speaker 1: look gonna release you to come up with another scheme 769 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 1: to take more money from this bag of ship. You 770 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,960 Speaker 1: don't get to make a company anymore. But we're gonna 771 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,920 Speaker 1: have cameras fall leaving you think Frank Show. Yeah, have 772 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:57,440 Speaker 1: you seen Punked? They're talking, but it's just every week Kissinger. 773 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,560 Speaker 1: You gotta put on mustaches and like fake wigs, and 774 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,960 Speaker 1: you just gonna try to find telling me this is 775 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,520 Speaker 1: a way for me to get a longer spine. I mean, 776 00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,560 Speaker 1: a little money popcorn has zero calories. What I'm here. 777 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,360 Speaker 1: But you know what's awesome about that story is that 778 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:19,200 Speaker 1: she's a younger female kissinger. Yeah, yeah, how to percent, 779 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,560 Speaker 1: She's like blood kissing everyone. Everyone's super into her, and 780 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,279 Speaker 1: she was just saying whatever people wanted to hear, and like, yeah, 781 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,120 Speaker 1: it's amazing because there's there's the the good grifters and 782 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,960 Speaker 1: the evil ones. We just finished our four partner on 783 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,840 Speaker 1: the Czar and talked about the fact that, like before resputing, 784 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,759 Speaker 1: there was another spiritualist grifter who pretended to talk to 785 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,200 Speaker 1: like ghosts and stuff named Philippe, who like got a 786 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,719 Speaker 1: bunch of money for them, tricked the Czarina into thinking 787 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,759 Speaker 1: she was pregnant, and then bounced with a bunch of 788 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,000 Speaker 1: their money. And the last thing he did before he 789 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,640 Speaker 1: left was like, I'm gonna come back in another form 790 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,680 Speaker 1: as another spiritual he should trust whatever I said. Very funny, 791 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,759 Speaker 1: took all the money and ran, and when he died, 792 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 1: it was found out that he had been paying for 793 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,600 Speaker 1: the more egages and rentals of like fifty two impoverished families, 794 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,160 Speaker 1: like the perfect guy for like the opposite of kissing ship. Yeah, 795 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,680 Speaker 1: just taking money from the Czar to help pour people out. 796 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,239 Speaker 1: What a dude be great if he showed up again, right, yeah. Yeah, 797 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,520 Speaker 1: let's put that guy in front of Kissinger, Let's see 798 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:25,080 Speaker 1: what he can do. So in private, Kissinger admitted already 799 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,040 Speaker 1: while he is doing all this, while he's a part 800 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,759 Speaker 1: of this big debate, you know, while he's taking the 801 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,359 Speaker 1: side that we should escalate, in private, in his conversations, 802 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,040 Speaker 1: he admits to his friends that Vietnam is an unwinnable 803 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,839 Speaker 1: disaster of a war. Oh my fucking god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 804 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,239 Speaker 1: He defended it in public though, because there was at 805 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,560 Speaker 1: least a fifty percent chance the Democrats were going to 806 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,279 Speaker 1: stay in power after the next election, and he he 807 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,799 Speaker 1: didn't want to give up on a chance of having 808 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,879 Speaker 1: a job. You know, I think it a lot of times, 809 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,400 Speaker 1: you just you do. I guess he's a little different 810 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,120 Speaker 1: because he's such a shape shifter, but you know there, 811 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,960 Speaker 1: I think it's just the way he are. You are, like, 812 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:06,799 Speaker 1: they can't just be that base evil yeah, but he yeah, yeah, 813 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,480 Speaker 1: it's something. It's something I was thinking about climate change, 814 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,480 Speaker 1: is that people can't represence on the fact that there 815 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,840 Speaker 1: might be a significant portion of rich people in control 816 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,759 Speaker 1: who actually want everybody to die. Yeah yeah, or at 817 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,240 Speaker 1: least don't care, because what really matters is like maintaining 818 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,880 Speaker 1: their level of relative power, and it's just like, what 819 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,399 Speaker 1: are they going to do? Call themselves out? Yeah, it's cool, 820 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,399 Speaker 1: so obviously, And it's one of those things. I don't 821 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,720 Speaker 1: actually know that he really believed that Vietnam was a disaster, 822 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,200 Speaker 1: because he may have been lying to his friends when 823 00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,960 Speaker 1: he said because he wants to keep like he wants 824 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,520 Speaker 1: to keep a bridge to the other side open, you know, 825 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,400 Speaker 1: like it's impossible to say because he's fucking Henry Kissinger. 826 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,759 Speaker 1: Is it possible there's two Kissingers? Yes, Okay, what if 827 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:53,520 Speaker 1: there's six? They ever touched Cambodia will be oh, yeah, 828 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:59,200 Speaker 1: you know what. So the fact that Kissinger in private 829 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,040 Speaker 1: be like, yeah, at Nam, what a funk up, and 830 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,600 Speaker 1: in public would be like, let me bin Shapiro about Vietnam, 831 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,560 Speaker 1: that really piste off a lot of his friends, including 832 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,200 Speaker 1: the political scientist Hans morgan Thou. Kissinger head admitted to 833 00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,920 Speaker 1: morgan Thou that the war was unwinnable, unwinnable, even while 834 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,600 Speaker 1: he continued to go on in the media and advocate 835 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,120 Speaker 1: expanded saturation bombing. Morgan Thou found this deeply disappointing, but 836 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,239 Speaker 1: Henry was increasingly tailoring his public statements to the ear 837 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,359 Speaker 1: of a man who was already a fan of his work, 838 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:34,400 Speaker 1: Richard Millhouse, Nixon, can we get like, yeah, sound effects, 839 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:43,359 Speaker 1: lightning whips across the stream in a screen house, which 840 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,959 Speaker 1: will do a whole Nixon episode one of these days. 841 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,720 Speaker 1: A lot of our Kissinger series will also be about Nixon, 842 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:55,040 Speaker 1: because you can't unwrap the two men. You know, A yeah, 843 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,239 Speaker 1: they're one of them is Richard Nixon. So by the 844 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,080 Speaker 1: end of nineteen sixty eight, as the presidential race between 845 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,239 Speaker 1: Vice President Hubert Humphrey and former Vice President Richard Nixon 846 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,920 Speaker 1: heats up, Kissinger's profile had raised enough that he was 847 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,640 Speaker 1: seen as the front runner for a serious foreign policy 848 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:15,680 Speaker 1: job in either potential administration. Either yeah, he's got a gig, 849 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,240 Speaker 1: no matter what. Maybe it's just he's the raytheon of people. 850 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,320 Speaker 1: So as time goes on, though, he increasingly leans towards Nixon, 851 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,560 Speaker 1: which surprises his friends, whom he had told, quote, Richard 852 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: Nixon is the most dangerous of all the men running 853 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 1: to have his president. But I want him to give 854 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:47,799 Speaker 1: me a gig. I need jobs. So he was heartbroken 855 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,040 Speaker 1: when his friend Rockefeller lost to Nixon, and he commented, 856 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,320 Speaker 1: Now the Republican Party is a disaster, and Nixon is 857 00:48:54,360 --> 00:49:00,239 Speaker 1: not fit to be president. Oh my god, and over 858 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:06,120 Speaker 1: and oh this is what they said about this. Okay, yeah, 859 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,600 Speaker 1: it's always the same calculus. This is true. But Kissinger 860 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,080 Speaker 1: didn't let his complete contempt for Nixon stop him from 861 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,480 Speaker 1: trying to get a job with the man. To explain why, 862 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,080 Speaker 1: here's the New Yorker. It took Kissinger's close contemporary, the 863 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,480 Speaker 1: political theorist Sheldon Wolan, another son of Jewish emigres who 864 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,480 Speaker 1: fought in the War and studied at Harvard with William 865 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,880 Speaker 1: Yandel Elliott, to fully dissect Kissinger's careerist instincts. On the surface, 866 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,680 Speaker 1: Woland r observed Kissinger would have appeared a mismatch for 867 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 1: the anti elitist Nixon, but the pairing was perfect. Nixon 868 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,000 Speaker 1: needed someone who could elevate his opportunism to a higher 869 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,319 Speaker 1: plane of purpose and make him feel like a great 870 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,640 Speaker 1: figure in the drama of history. As Wolan wrote, what 871 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,560 Speaker 1: could have been more comforting to that barn and inarticulate 872 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,640 Speaker 1: soul than to hear the authoritative voice of doctor Kissinger, 873 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: who spoke so often and knowingly about the meaning of history. 874 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:59,720 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just an empty sack and an evil sack, 875 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:06,400 Speaker 1: the evil sacs, Like I can feel you yelled. Somebody's 876 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,520 Speaker 1: trying to throw me off. Somebody's gonna load me with something. 877 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,759 Speaker 1: He's not gonna do it. Put all that black piled on. 878 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,920 Speaker 1: Oh boy, Gareth, he doesn't call him Hank, but we'll 879 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:29,440 Speaker 1: get to that later. It's a lot worse than that, Garrett. Alright, 880 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,600 Speaker 1: So in nineteen sixty eight, the Johnson administration was carrying 881 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,520 Speaker 1: out an extensive series of negotiations between South and North 882 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,200 Speaker 1: Vietnam and an attempt to secure an into the war. 883 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: Lb J wants credit for his legacy, right, I'm not 884 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,920 Speaker 1: going to give LBJ credit for like caring about human 885 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,440 Speaker 1: death and suffering, because he's also a monster. Not trying 886 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,919 Speaker 1: to make him seem good by comparison, But he sees 887 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,680 Speaker 1: ending the war both as a way to like, I 888 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,319 Speaker 1: want to go out on a good note, and also 889 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,279 Speaker 1: this is gonna if he could, if he could even 890 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,600 Speaker 1: secure a significance like ceasefire, that would help Humphrey get reelected. Right, 891 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,319 Speaker 1: because nobody's in the US is very pro the Vietnam War. 892 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,719 Speaker 1: Uh within the majority of most voters are very anti it. So, 893 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,080 Speaker 1: so that's kind of the play that that LBJ is making. 894 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: He wants to in the war in order to help 895 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,120 Speaker 1: Humphrey win. Over the course of the election year, his 896 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,200 Speaker 1: Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, and his Secretary of Defense, 897 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,640 Speaker 1: Clark Gifford, became aware that something was amiss. Some of 898 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,560 Speaker 1: the moves that the South Vietnamese government made which threatened 899 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,080 Speaker 1: the negotiations seemed bizarre. They would like take these wild 900 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,239 Speaker 1: changes where it's like, suddenly South Vietnam is not willing 901 00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,279 Speaker 1: to negotiate, Like what the funk? We had like worked 902 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,759 Speaker 1: all this out. Why are you guys pulling out at 903 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,000 Speaker 1: the last minute with Vietnam? Noam's willing to come to 904 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,799 Speaker 1: the table. In the trial of Henry Kissinger, Christopher Hitchens writes, 905 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,839 Speaker 1: quote from his seat in the Pentagon, Clifford, who's again 906 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,319 Speaker 1: the Secretary of Defense, had actually been able to read 907 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,800 Speaker 1: the intelligence transcripts that picked up and recorded what he 908 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,040 Speaker 1: terms a secret personal channel between President Thu and Saigon. 909 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,640 Speaker 1: In the Nixon campaign, the chief interlocutor at the American 910 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,640 Speaker 1: end was John Mitchell, then Nixon's Camp Haine manager and 911 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: subsequently Attorney General. He was actively assisted by Madame Anna Chanal, 912 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,160 Speaker 1: known to all as the Dragon Lady, A fierce veteran 913 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,920 Speaker 1: of the Taiwan Lobby and all purpose right wing and triguer, 914 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,400 Speaker 1: she was a social and political force in the Washington 915 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:18,759 Speaker 1: of her day. So lbj's administration, this is suspicious as fuck. 916 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,680 Speaker 1: Let's bug the Nixon campaign, right, which is not illegal obviously, 917 00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,000 Speaker 1: like you have it is an act of fucking treason 918 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:29,040 Speaker 1: to try an extend a war by sabotage negotiations. This 919 00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,000 Speaker 1: is one of the very few cases we're like, yeah, 920 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,080 Speaker 1: you should wire tap those people, you should tap you 921 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,800 Speaker 1: should tap the funk out of those phones. Um. But 922 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,480 Speaker 1: it's also this is they don't want this to get 923 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,920 Speaker 1: lb J doesn't want this ship to get out at all. Um. 924 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,160 Speaker 1: This would be number one hanging crime. You get executed 925 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:47,560 Speaker 1: for doing this kind of ship like on paper at least, right, um. 926 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,840 Speaker 1: And So lbj's administration, while they're wire tapping Nixon and 927 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,440 Speaker 1: getting evidence about like this would increasingly becomes clear as 928 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,320 Speaker 1: a conspiracy, keeps fucking quiet about it because they're worried 929 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,320 Speaker 1: that revealing this would create a crisis of con fidence 930 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:07,480 Speaker 1: in the American government. Fucking fucking liberals. Liberals, this is 931 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,560 Speaker 1: how how many fucking times bustole two elections? This is 932 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,160 Speaker 1: what they did. This is what they fucking did. It's 933 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:23,080 Speaker 1: really it really is. I mean it's just it's I 934 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:27,200 Speaker 1: mean the eye that is so fucking crazy to put 935 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,840 Speaker 1: the clubhouse, Yeah, I mean above it. It is. It 936 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,680 Speaker 1: is like the one time wherefore president had had his 937 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,480 Speaker 1: political opponents hanged, it would be like, yeah, that's what 938 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,200 Speaker 1: you should have done, and you have to that one 939 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,040 Speaker 1: session of hangings really would have gone a long way 940 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,040 Speaker 1: with this country would be in so much a better 941 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,759 Speaker 1: position if they'd hung Nixon and several other people were 942 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,200 Speaker 1: about to talk about it would also give a Nixon 943 00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:55,120 Speaker 1: good posture. Finally, yeah, finally I knew about that Nixon 944 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,879 Speaker 1: had done. I did not know that that they knew. 945 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,640 Speaker 1: I didn't know they knew at the time. Like that 946 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,719 Speaker 1: fucking insane the liberal mind. I always think about this 947 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,960 Speaker 1: story about when the junta took over in Chile before 948 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,200 Speaker 1: Pinochet got into power, and they asked all the they said, 949 00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,040 Speaker 1: we want to have interviews with people, and the liberals 950 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,279 Speaker 1: so believed in government that they went and lined up 951 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,440 Speaker 1: for the secret police interviews because they're like well, this 952 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,160 Speaker 1: is what we do. And they're like, no, they're taking 953 00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,560 Speaker 1: your names down to possibly kill you. But they lined 954 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,040 Speaker 1: up because they're like, well, this is we don't want 955 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,279 Speaker 1: to mess up the system, like we're supposed to get 956 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,600 Speaker 1: interviewed by the government, like it's a hunta like it 957 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:46,239 Speaker 1: just the mindset of just this is how our constitution works, 958 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,040 Speaker 1: and this is what we're supposed to do. And you're like, no, 959 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,800 Speaker 1: it's literally not working. The thing isn't working. This is 960 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,640 Speaker 1: a great This is one of the best examples ever 961 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,160 Speaker 1: of yet. And this is the germ of truth in 962 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,759 Speaker 1: Kissinger's whole ideology that conflict is that if you are 963 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,279 Speaker 1: in a conflict with someone who was willing to throw 964 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,800 Speaker 1: down and you aren't, they're going to win, right, Like 965 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,600 Speaker 1: that is a truth of history, right, It's a truth 966 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,680 Speaker 1: of fighting fascists. Right. It's not enough to say, like 967 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,839 Speaker 1: punching them isn't the entirety of it. But if you're 968 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,480 Speaker 1: not willing to throw down, they will win, right um. 969 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,200 Speaker 1: And that is a thing that has often taken exactly 970 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,880 Speaker 1: the wrong way at the geopolitical level. But like you 971 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,360 Speaker 1: see in this that like lb J was not willing 972 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,000 Speaker 1: to throw down and Nixon was, and everything we're going 973 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,800 Speaker 1: to talk about in the rest of this series happens 974 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,960 Speaker 1: as a result. And it's like lb J loved throwing down. 975 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,920 Speaker 1: But yes, it's amazing that he does. I think that's 976 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,680 Speaker 1: the craziest thing is that, Like that was the fucking 977 00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:43,279 Speaker 1: big dick. I'm gonna take a ship and you're gonna 978 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,880 Speaker 1: listen to me guy, like he gave no fox and 979 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: threw down with everybody. You know what I think it is, Dave. 980 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,880 Speaker 1: I think for all of his many, many, many flaws 981 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,480 Speaker 1: and evil acts committed, I think lb J believed in 982 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,320 Speaker 1: things and Nixon and kissing you down. He wouldn't throw down, 983 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:05,359 Speaker 1: but he would throw two ads. Yeah I would, because 984 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,759 Speaker 1: you know, lb J was famous for whipping his dick, 985 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,080 Speaker 1: which he called jumbo, out at all times. He wants 986 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,520 Speaker 1: piste on a Secret Service agent at a party because 987 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:18,120 Speaker 1: he couldn't get to the bathroom easily enough. Yeah, all 988 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,399 Speaker 1: of our sponsors are the same, and that their dicks 989 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,080 Speaker 1: are called jumbo and they do piss on the Secret Service. 990 00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,160 Speaker 1: Every one of our sponsors pisses on the Secret Service. 991 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:38,120 Speaker 1: That's a promise. So we're back, ah boy, good times. 992 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,480 Speaker 1: So South Vietnam pulls out of the negotiations, right. I 993 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,040 Speaker 1: think they're happening in Paris, uh, And I'm being I 994 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,960 Speaker 1: haven't really gotten into the tail about what happened up 995 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,880 Speaker 1: to this point because those details are very obscure to 996 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,120 Speaker 1: the American people. What is publicly possible, like known, is 997 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,440 Speaker 1: that North Vietnam and South Vietnam are supposed to come 998 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,160 Speaker 1: to the table, have this big negotiation to try to 999 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,640 Speaker 1: come to like some way in which the war can 1000 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,719 Speaker 1: come to an end, and South Vietnam, after a bunch 1001 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,600 Speaker 1: of like throwing a bunch of like wrenches in the process, 1002 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,920 Speaker 1: finally just backs out entirely, right, and so the negotiations 1003 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,839 Speaker 1: don't happen, and the war continues. That's what everybody sees, 1004 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,120 Speaker 1: you know, if you're just like a dude paying attention 1005 00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,960 Speaker 1: on the news, that's what you're aware of happening here. 1006 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,480 Speaker 1: Um lb j's administration knows something sketchy is going on 1007 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,720 Speaker 1: between Nixon and the South Vietnamese government, but even for them, 1008 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,120 Speaker 1: they don't know precisely what happened. Here's what happened. As 1009 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:27,200 Speaker 1: part of the negotiations, lb J offered the North Vietnamese 1010 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,400 Speaker 1: a bombing halt. Now you can see why this is 1011 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,800 Speaker 1: very enticing for Hanoi, right, because being bombed is not pleasant, 1012 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,840 Speaker 1: and the US was doing a lot of it. Um, 1013 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,800 Speaker 1: so this is like what lb J is like, Hey, 1014 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,560 Speaker 1: I will fucking stop bombing Vietnam if you guys will 1015 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker 1: come to the table and talk about stuff. And the 1016 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,080 Speaker 1: North Vietnamese government not being made entirely of soulless cockroaches 1017 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,840 Speaker 1: is like, well, okay, Like that's a pretty good offer. Actually, 1018 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,480 Speaker 1: we were bombings. Are we actually chopped John McCain. Yeah, 1019 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,880 Speaker 1: we did drop John McCain, and you guys might have 1020 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,840 Speaker 1: caught him. You can keep him for a while. Um, 1021 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,600 Speaker 1: he'll come back into the picture. It'll be a big problem. 1022 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,760 Speaker 1: He'll also, weirdly enough, be the least objectionable Republican elected 1023 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:12,600 Speaker 1: leader for a long time. So that's our future hero. Yeah. 1024 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,640 Speaker 1: He and Jesse the Body Venschera will be the only 1025 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:23,000 Speaker 1: conservative voices against torture. So heads up. It is amazing 1026 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,760 Speaker 1: watching that old clip of Jesse Ventura on the view 1027 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,840 Speaker 1: being the most reasonable American in fucking early two thousands 1028 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:40,800 Speaker 1: next to Gilbert Godfried at least. Um, it's actually so yeah, 1029 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,040 Speaker 1: this is very enticing offer for Hannoy that the bombing cessation, 1030 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,800 Speaker 1: and it's good enough if like, if you won't bom 1031 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,400 Speaker 1: us anymore, Yeah, maybe we can concede on some stuff 1032 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,480 Speaker 1: if you're not murdering people in mass like, yeah, of 1033 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:54,440 Speaker 1: course we'll negotiate with that. Nixon cannot let this happen. 1034 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,720 Speaker 1: This would be a disaster. But Vietnam not getting bombed, 1035 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,320 Speaker 1: he sees, is like the worst case scenario, even though 1036 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,360 Speaker 1: he is campaigning on ending the war. By the way, 1037 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,960 Speaker 1: that's promise, I'm going to get us out of there. 1038 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,160 Speaker 1: But yeah, on my watch, that happens before what am 1039 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,840 Speaker 1: I campaigning on? So Nixon uses his back channel to 1040 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,000 Speaker 1: the South Vietnamese government to get them to torpedo their 1041 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,480 Speaker 1: end of the negotiations because the government of South Vietnam 1042 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,800 Speaker 1: is frightened obviously that the US is going to stop 1043 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,240 Speaker 1: bombing North Vietnam. Um, So if you're following along, something 1044 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,000 Speaker 1: should be obvious at this point. Since the Johnson administration 1045 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,440 Speaker 1: was negotiating secretly with North Vietnam, there should have been 1046 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,600 Speaker 1: no way for the government and Saigon to know that 1047 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,200 Speaker 1: lb J had proposed a bombing halt. But obviously Saigon knew, 1048 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,880 Speaker 1: which means there was a secret informant within the Johnson 1049 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,680 Speaker 1: administration passing information to the Nixon administration and sharing a 1050 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,400 Speaker 1: lot of top secret data with Saigon. Um. So the 1051 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:46,200 Speaker 1: big question is who possibly be so deep into both camps? 1052 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:55,040 Speaker 1: But he could feed information the forest. Oh my god, 1053 00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:05,800 Speaker 1: that's right, baby, absolutely should be executed for treason, my god. Slowly, yeah, 1054 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:10,480 Speaker 1: slowly executed. Yeah, it should be that incompetent dude who 1055 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,080 Speaker 1: hung the Nazis at Nuremberg and like kept sucking up 1056 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,240 Speaker 1: and making it worse. Bring that dude back, all right? 1057 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:17,080 Speaker 1: Can I just let me try one more time before 1058 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,720 Speaker 1: you guys get out. We should have frozen that motherfucker 1059 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,840 Speaker 1: and carbonite to break out when the nation needed him. Yeah, 1060 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,600 Speaker 1: that's amazing. How you guys wake ing me up to 1061 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,680 Speaker 1: kill me? No, we actually we're drunk, and do another 1062 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,400 Speaker 1: hang huge fans, We've got you a handle of gin 1063 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:40,040 Speaker 1: here and this is a grey Kissinger. Shut off. Just 1064 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,240 Speaker 1: do whatever. You just kill him as fast as you can. 1065 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,880 Speaker 1: That's the all they know. But I took a lot 1066 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,520 Speaker 1: of notes from him back in the day. He's great, 1067 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,720 Speaker 1: he's great. Just kill him. I don't think he could 1068 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,960 Speaker 1: die though I will say I don't think that guy 1069 01:00:55,040 --> 01:01:03,520 Speaker 1: could read so. Obviously, Kissinger is the back channel who 1070 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,480 Speaker 1: was spreading this information. Now when his own memoirs, Nixon 1071 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: later admitted to hearing about the proposed bombing halt through 1072 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,680 Speaker 1: what he termed as a highly unusual channel, Christopher Hitchins continues, 1073 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,800 Speaker 1: it was more unusual even that he than he acknowledged. 1074 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,640 Speaker 1: Kissinger had until then been a devoted partisan of Nelson Rockefeller, 1075 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,600 Speaker 1: the matchlessly wealthy prince of liberal Republicanism. His contempt for 1076 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,880 Speaker 1: the person and policies of Richard Nixon was undisguised. Indeed, 1077 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:32,040 Speaker 1: President Johnson's Paris negotiators, led by Avril Harriman, considered Kissinger 1078 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 1: to be almost one of themselves. He had made himself 1079 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,560 Speaker 1: helpful as Rockefeller's cheap foreign policy adviser by supplying French 1080 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,760 Speaker 1: intermediaries with their own contacts in Hanoi. Henry was the 1081 01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:44,120 Speaker 1: only person outside of the government that we were authorized 1082 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:47,760 Speaker 1: to discuss the negotiations with, says Richard Holbrook. We trusted him. 1083 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,040 Speaker 1: It is not stretching the truth to say that Nick 1084 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,480 Speaker 1: the Nixon campaign had a secret source within the US 1085 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 1: negotiating team. So the likelihood of a bombing halt, wrote, 1086 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,400 Speaker 1: Nixon came as no real surprise to me. He added, 1087 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:02,360 Speaker 1: I told Haldeman that Mitchell she stay continuous liaison with Kissinger, 1088 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,400 Speaker 1: and that we should honor his desire to keep his 1089 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,680 Speaker 1: role completely confidential. This is all on the open now. Yeah. 1090 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,520 Speaker 1: He also, I mean Nixon really just never shut the 1091 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,240 Speaker 1: funk up. I mean he should didn't. He really just 1092 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,680 Speaker 1: he was like the drunk guy at a party who 1093 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,160 Speaker 1: would just sort of tell you whatever. Like honestly, he's 1094 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,000 Speaker 1: the guy Donald Trump might put a hand and be like, 1095 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:23,560 Speaker 1: hey man, you're saying you say, it's some stuff that 1096 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,840 Speaker 1: you probably shouldn't right now. I think you might not. 1097 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,080 Speaker 1: I think you might regret this sticks. But I'm just 1098 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,040 Speaker 1: saying a lot of stuff you probably shouldn't. And I'm 1099 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,760 Speaker 1: on Twitter. Yeah that's so. That is just so crazy 1100 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,400 Speaker 1: and just says it all, you know, and this is 1101 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:43,120 Speaker 1: and it's gotten worse. I mean, it's just fucking bonkers. Now. 1102 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,640 Speaker 1: The bombing halt was planned for October twenty three, but 1103 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,000 Speaker 1: thanks to Kissinger, the Nixon campaign was able to lobby 1104 01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:51,120 Speaker 1: South Vietnam to increase their demands. Suddenly, at the bargaining table, 1105 01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,240 Speaker 1: which wrecked attempted agreements being made with North Vietnam. This, 1106 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,280 Speaker 1: you know, there's a process. This happens back and forth 1107 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,280 Speaker 1: until the bombing halt is completely scuttled and peace negotiations 1108 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,320 Speaker 1: fall apart. Since all this was happening behind closed doors, 1109 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,080 Speaker 1: Humphrey never got to present the possibility of a bombing 1110 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,040 Speaker 1: halt to the American people. Nixon avoided having to take 1111 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,400 Speaker 1: into stance of any kind on the issue because obviously, 1112 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,320 Speaker 1: as the peace candidate, he couldn't say you shouldn't do 1113 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,240 Speaker 1: it right. He didn't even want it to come up 1114 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,880 Speaker 1: at all. Um. The Johnson administration made one final attempt 1115 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,000 Speaker 1: to push through a bombing halt at the end of October, 1116 01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,200 Speaker 1: but the South Vietnamese government, warned by Kissinger via Nixon, 1117 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:27,080 Speaker 1: preempted this with a surprise boycott of the peace talks. Now, 1118 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,400 Speaker 1: while all this is happening, Kissinger is also advising the 1119 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,920 Speaker 1: Humphrey campaign, and it's so respected there that he was 1120 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,080 Speaker 1: considered a shoe in for a senior job if they'd 1121 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,640 Speaker 1: managed to win. There's three of them. Democrats are so 1122 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:44,640 Speaker 1: fucking stupid. I know there's three of them. There's three Kissingers, 1123 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,640 Speaker 1: just free walking around. I got my buddy Henry's I'm 1124 01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,880 Speaker 1: gonna give him a good old job. That's our party 1125 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:55,720 Speaker 1: you're talking about, Mr. And then I can never get 1126 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,040 Speaker 1: over the fact that Hilary walked around with him during 1127 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:03,640 Speaker 1: the campaign. It's really walking to be fair day. He 1128 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,080 Speaker 1: fucking is. He's like one of those episodes of Frasier 1129 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,960 Speaker 1: where he's dating two women at the same time and 1130 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:13,919 Speaker 1: trying to keep it secret. That's the same rest Jack Trapper. Yeah, 1131 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,240 Speaker 1: it's very funny, except for all of the millions and millions. 1132 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,800 Speaker 1: Do you have the numbers on where the deaths were 1133 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:30,400 Speaker 1: at in Vietnam where they ended up? Like, yeah, I'll 1134 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,520 Speaker 1: get you that in a minute. Why did I ask? Yeah. 1135 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,200 Speaker 1: Nixon by also like grows in convinced of Kissinger's value 1136 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,000 Speaker 1: during this period of time too, and he becomes a 1137 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,120 Speaker 1: shoe in for a senior job there. He was particularly 1138 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:44,080 Speaker 1: impressed by the school with which Kissinger protected his identity 1139 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,200 Speaker 1: as the leaker from the Humphrey campaign. Nixon later wrote, 1140 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,520 Speaker 1: one factor that had most convinced me of Kissinger's credibility 1141 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,040 Speaker 1: was the length to which he went to protect his secrecy. 1142 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,560 Speaker 1: What terrible, I mean, that's just not a good personality train. 1143 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,520 Speaker 1: It's really not. It's actually not, but doubt is. But 1144 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,440 Speaker 1: not this guy. This guy is the best double agent. 1145 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,480 Speaker 1: He's so fucking great. And this guy's an unbelievable ship 1146 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:15,360 Speaker 1: bag liar. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it makes sense that 1147 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,080 Speaker 1: like Nixon would be super ended. All. Yeah, wow, this 1148 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,200 Speaker 1: guy's a real piece of ship. I'm jick Nixon. This 1149 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:25,400 Speaker 1: this guy can lie to you. Let me tell you 1150 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:36,920 Speaker 1: as a liar. Oh fuck, it's it's fucking amazing. It's bad. Um. 1151 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,360 Speaker 1: Clark Clifford, who would later was again the Secretary Defense 1152 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,760 Speaker 1: of the time, would later blame the fact that the 1153 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,920 Speaker 1: war did not end in nineteen sixty eight and the 1154 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,320 Speaker 1: loss of the Humphrey campaign in that election on the 1155 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,000 Speaker 1: schoolduggery of the Nixon campaign, which was orchestrated in part 1156 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:53,439 Speaker 1: by Henry Kissinger. Quote. The activities of the Nixon team 1157 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,360 Speaker 1: went far beyond the bounds of justifiable political combat. It 1158 01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,400 Speaker 1: constituted direct interference in the activities of the executive branch 1159 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,920 Speaker 1: in the response abilities of the chief executive, the only 1160 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,320 Speaker 1: people with authority to get to negotiate on behalf of 1161 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,520 Speaker 1: the nation. The activities of the Niction campaign constituted a gross, 1162 01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:10,600 Speaker 1: even potentially illegal interference in the security affairs of the 1163 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,080 Speaker 1: nation by private individuals, which is the polite political wonk 1164 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,920 Speaker 1: way of saying it. In the book, Kissinger's shadow, Greg Grandon, 1165 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,120 Speaker 1: is even more pointed the fact that Kissinger participated in 1166 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,120 Speaker 1: an intrigue that extended the war for five pointless years 1167 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,880 Speaker 1: seven if you count the fighting between the nineteen seventy 1168 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,400 Speaker 1: three Paris Piece Accords in the nineteen seventy five Fall 1169 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:33,520 Speaker 1: of Saigon is undeniable. Adding to the evidence is Kissinger himself. 1170 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,760 Speaker 1: He's been caught on tape twice on recordings recently released 1171 01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:41,400 Speaker 1: admitting he passed on useful information to Nixon. Jesus Christ, 1172 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:46,240 Speaker 1: my god. It's like killing him isn't enough. He should 1173 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,160 Speaker 1: be gibbited. I said, so it would. We need to 1174 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,000 Speaker 1: bring back gibbeting and just hang that motherfucker somewhere in 1175 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,160 Speaker 1: a in a nice cage box, like, yeah, leave him 1176 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,840 Speaker 1: out there, leave him out, Let people pelt him with stuffy. 1177 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:02,760 Speaker 1: Let's kill him by drawing potatoes at it, right, because 1178 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,160 Speaker 1: he's not that strong anymore and you wanted to last 1179 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:09,880 Speaker 1: a whit? Yeah, yeah, Um, So we'll talk a bit 1180 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,800 Speaker 1: later about how we got caught on tape and why 1181 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,560 Speaker 1: we know about all of this, because that's a fun story, guys, 1182 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,960 Speaker 1: and involves a different series of crimes. But Grandon makes 1183 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,680 Speaker 1: another point that's worth acknowledging here. Well, Kissinger definitely had 1184 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,280 Speaker 1: inside information from the Johnson campaign, which he passed on. 1185 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,520 Speaker 1: He also didn't have as much information as he pretended 1186 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,720 Speaker 1: to know when he talked to the Nixon campaign. Quote. 1187 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,280 Speaker 1: Even with access to Johnson's negotiating instructions, he couldn't have 1188 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,600 Speaker 1: had exact information about the decisions being made at the 1189 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,720 Speaker 1: White House. He had to have been winging it, at 1190 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,040 Speaker 1: least to some degree, guessing at what others knew, imagining 1191 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,160 Speaker 1: what others would do with that, guests playing the angle, 1192 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,200 Speaker 1: sussing out the chance, well, giving the appearance of composure 1193 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:55,320 Speaker 1: and certainty, he was right winging it. Yeah, an absolute 1194 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,880 Speaker 1: fucking psychopath. Like that's the kind of ship. Like he said, 1195 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,800 Speaker 1: if you're dating to women, you're trying to figure it 1196 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,080 Speaker 1: out and get through some stinky situation. But he's doing 1197 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:10,959 Speaker 1: this with fucking Vietnam and to presidential campaigns. I don't craziness. 1198 01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:17,960 Speaker 1: The absolute lack of a soul is dounding he is 1199 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:23,519 Speaker 1: pure blackness inside. Yeah, Dave, let me push back for 1200 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:33,320 Speaker 1: a second. God, wow, yeah, you can't. I mean, it's 1201 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,519 Speaker 1: it's it's hard to even speak to it because it's 1202 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,960 Speaker 1: like to look, I'll kill five people for a job, 1203 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:47,120 Speaker 1: but at some point you have that's regular. Yeah, but 1204 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,000 Speaker 1: but to to let I mean, to just I don't know, 1205 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:55,040 Speaker 1: it's he is he killed, he killed? I mean, how 1206 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,479 Speaker 1: many Vietnamese died after that? Like so many? But we're 1207 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,120 Speaker 1: talking to uh, you know, wasn't like a million died 1208 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:05,240 Speaker 1: in the whole wars more than no, I mean it 1209 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,280 Speaker 1: is because you also have to include the people who 1210 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:12,200 Speaker 1: died in um, Cambodia and and in in Vietnam. We're 1211 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna get into more of this an episode three, 1212 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:19,360 Speaker 1: but conservatively an additional couple of million deaths as a 1213 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,280 Speaker 1: result of this, in addition to an additional twenty thousand 1214 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:24,800 Speaker 1: US dead. Um, it's kind of hard the death toll 1215 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:27,400 Speaker 1: to get precisely like a couple million, like in the 1216 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:32,160 Speaker 1: millions aditional dead because to this day, by the way, 1217 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:37,960 Speaker 1: because he was just gonna say because he wanted a job, 1218 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,439 Speaker 1: this was he wanted a gig. He's essentially lying in 1219 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,840 Speaker 1: a job in a view like you would if you 1220 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,439 Speaker 1: were had no fast food experience and where del Taco 1221 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:54,160 Speaker 1: except millions of people are dying. Yeah, it's awesome. Holy 1222 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:59,479 Speaker 1: the crazy such a bad person, the crazy that that's 1223 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,880 Speaker 1: the thing you done here is you've you've you've humanized 1224 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,760 Speaker 1: the situation for me because, like, I can understand that 1225 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,240 Speaker 1: there's evil people out there and they do stuff like 1226 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,040 Speaker 1: they want to bomb Camp Cambodio, they want to do 1227 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:17,160 Speaker 1: this other stuff. But when you take it to a 1228 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:20,639 Speaker 1: level where it's a guy winging it in a meeting, 1229 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:23,800 Speaker 1: it takes on a whole different flavor of evil. That 1230 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,240 Speaker 1: is something because now that's something we can all understand. 1231 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,360 Speaker 1: We've all been a situation where like ah, yeah, this 1232 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,600 Speaker 1: guy did a thing, and then I did a and 1233 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,400 Speaker 1: you're just trying to get through a situation we've all 1234 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,800 Speaker 1: experienced that none of us have experienced given the green 1235 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,320 Speaker 1: light to you know, dropping bombs and killing people. But 1236 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:45,400 Speaker 1: that I get and I feel in my bones of like, well, 1237 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,439 Speaker 1: holy sh it, but you're doing that with millions of 1238 01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:49,600 Speaker 1: people's lives on the line. It is. It is this 1239 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,040 Speaker 1: thing where the idea I had always had before I 1240 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,680 Speaker 1: really got into with that, Like, well he did you know, 1241 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,400 Speaker 1: he was involved in all of these horrible things that 1242 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,439 Speaker 1: I knew he was involved in, but like I assumed 1243 01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:59,759 Speaker 1: it was from a wonky perspective of like he believed 1244 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,400 Speaker 1: wrongly in the need to fight these wars and that 1245 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,000 Speaker 1: anything was justified, and so he did these horrible things 1246 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,280 Speaker 1: because he believed we were in this like civilizational struggle 1247 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,960 Speaker 1: in certain things were necessary in that. And like he 1248 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,599 Speaker 1: had all of these different kind of very complex moral 1249 01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,880 Speaker 1: beliefs that he wrote dozens of books about explaining why 1250 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,320 Speaker 1: he did the things. At the end of the day, 1251 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:19,160 Speaker 1: no motherfucker wanted a gig. Yeah, And by the way, 1252 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,960 Speaker 1: it's not like he would have been out of politics, 1253 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:25,280 Speaker 1: like not even in his downtime. He was like, you know, 1254 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,080 Speaker 1: he was gigging. Like it's just like he would have 1255 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:33,360 Speaker 1: been patiently waiting for another administration, working whatever, like you know, 1256 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,960 Speaker 1: you know, he didn't don't want to work. He didn't 1257 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,519 Speaker 1: want to work at Uncle Chuckle Fox. He wanted to 1258 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,760 Speaker 1: gig at Charlie Goodnights, Like he doesn't want to work 1259 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:45,360 Speaker 1: at the Premier Club. He literally like did the like 1260 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:46,880 Speaker 1: that's the thing. He didn't just do this for a job. 1261 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,880 Speaker 1: He did this for like one of the two jobs 1262 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,920 Speaker 1: and the one he kind of didn't want as much. Yeah, 1263 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:58,679 Speaker 1: fucking conscionable. Yeah, it's really hard to like, it is hard, 1264 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,320 Speaker 1: and like it's at it's easier to understand now what 1265 01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:03,760 Speaker 1: he did. It's hard to like judge him adequately in 1266 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,880 Speaker 1: mortal terms that are even like comprehensible because it's so 1267 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:10,240 Speaker 1: much out it's hard to process. It really is one 1268 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:11,920 Speaker 1: of those like say what you will about the tenants 1269 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:14,360 Speaker 1: of nihilism, dude. At least it's an ethos moments where 1270 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,920 Speaker 1: it's like I'm thinking about like people like fucking Saddam 1271 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,040 Speaker 1: or whatever, where it's like, yeah, that was a piece 1272 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:22,639 Speaker 1: of ship. There were definitely some things he believed though, 1273 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:27,080 Speaker 1: like like there's pieces of ship out like sucking out there, 1274 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:31,840 Speaker 1: who like there are things they believe, and Kissinger just 1275 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:36,000 Speaker 1: believes he should be close to power. Yeah yeah, he's 1276 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,599 Speaker 1: like all doctrine was Kissinger. He's like, I'm really smart. 1277 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:41,120 Speaker 1: I should be in the top game, and yeah, I 1278 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,040 Speaker 1: just want to be there. It's awesome. Yeah, Like I 1279 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:50,320 Speaker 1: like how he thinks his childhood didn't funk with him. Yeah, yeah, 1280 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,320 Speaker 1: you don't be even better if he if all this 1281 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,320 Speaker 1: was happening and it was just because like he's like, 1282 01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:58,120 Speaker 1: I know, I can get so many more chicks if 1283 01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,800 Speaker 1: I'm in the White House, because that was the whole 1284 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,240 Speaker 1: reason for it. He's just like, I just want to 1285 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:06,280 Speaker 1: get laid. It is not a non factor. Wait is 1286 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,639 Speaker 1: he Is he married right now? Or is he single? 1287 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:13,479 Speaker 1: Who knows? He's still think he gets married at some point. 1288 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,560 Speaker 1: But he's also like, you know, well, I don't know. 1289 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,720 Speaker 1: Actually he's kind of like a bachelor dude. We'll talk 1290 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,840 Speaker 1: about that later. I'm still working on those episodes. Um, 1291 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,599 Speaker 1: because there's a whole thing to be said about Kissinger 1292 01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:27,920 Speaker 1: and women in sex appeal. Um, he gets he was married. 1293 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,479 Speaker 1: He definitely was married at points, but he's also like 1294 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,800 Speaker 1: kind of a playboy. Um. I'm gonna go back in 1295 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,800 Speaker 1: time a little bit and talk about some of that later. 1296 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:39,160 Speaker 1: He was married, his first his first marriage was nineteen 1297 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,519 Speaker 1: forty nine to nineteen sixty four, So I don't think 1298 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,519 Speaker 1: he's and then he's not remarried again until seventy four. 1299 01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:49,519 Speaker 1: Sounds right. He's married in this little hall. I wonder 1300 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:55,919 Speaker 1: why she left him. Yeah, he's the only guy who 1301 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,080 Speaker 1: comes black I haven't written the episode yet, but I 1302 01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,759 Speaker 1: have several page is that people talking about Henry Kissinger's 1303 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:05,160 Speaker 1: sex appeal on the news that are real real black 1304 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:14,479 Speaker 1: pilling is the kids say not good. So Nixon wins 1305 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,400 Speaker 1: the sixty eight election. Obviously, he gets inaugurated in nineteen 1306 01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:21,240 Speaker 1: sixty nine. The Vietnam War continues on for half a decade. 1307 01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:25,400 Speaker 1: Ish uh. This was an almost incalculable humanitarian tragedy as 1308 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,800 Speaker 1: well as disastrous for the future stability and cohesion of 1309 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,680 Speaker 1: the United States. But it was dope as hell for 1310 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,880 Speaker 1: Henry Kissinger, who was appointed. Nixon like to put out 1311 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,280 Speaker 1: there that my uncle went to Vietnam and it totally 1312 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,719 Speaker 1: you know, he had to kill a lot of people 1313 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,280 Speaker 1: and then totally run his life and he watched and stuff. 1314 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:43,160 Speaker 1: So thank you Richard Nixon, Thank you Richard Nixon. Everybody 1315 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,080 Speaker 1: who went to Vietnam after sixty eight saya. Thank you 1316 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:50,120 Speaker 1: to Richard for Nixon and Kissinger for um. You know, 1317 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,880 Speaker 1: all of the trauma and the trauma that in some 1318 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,920 Speaker 1: cases some of you passed on to your family members, um, 1319 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,160 Speaker 1: and the trauma that has been passed on societally based 1320 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,599 Speaker 1: on our attitudes words war because of how Vietnam went 1321 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,519 Speaker 1: and the ways in which some people were always looking 1322 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,240 Speaker 1: for a rematch, and it got us into other you know, 1323 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:09,960 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Good stuff. 1324 01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,280 Speaker 1: Imagine if like that had been the end of Vietnam, 1325 01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:16,640 Speaker 1: that like there was actually a president realized, you know, 1326 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:18,760 Speaker 1: the foolishness of a conflict, and we went to the 1327 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:22,800 Speaker 1: table and like negotiations were made. And I don't think 1328 01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:26,960 Speaker 1: I don't think the first Iraq war happens, the Panama 1329 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,479 Speaker 1: doesn't happen. You would think that for how long Vietnam 1330 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:32,320 Speaker 1: dragged on, that that would have actually been a lesson 1331 01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:40,000 Speaker 1: to not go into conflicts, you aimless conflict. But I 1332 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,760 Speaker 1: guess the problem is we're thinking there's people should learn 1333 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,640 Speaker 1: lessons countries. Well, that war is in any way like 1334 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,960 Speaker 1: a moral decision or like actually comes from a place 1335 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:55,439 Speaker 1: of actual you know, uh, savior mentality, anything like that. Yeah, 1336 01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,559 Speaker 1: it's good stuff. Getting disappointment is national secure. The advisor 1337 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,479 Speaker 1: required a lot more politicking from Kissinger, including spreading rumors 1338 01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:08,000 Speaker 1: to Nixon before his inauguration that Johnson planned either deposed 1339 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,759 Speaker 1: or killed the president of South Vietnam before he left office. 1340 01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,679 Speaker 1: Kissinger pushed this rumor to the President elect via regular 1341 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:19,519 Speaker 1: Bastards pod side character and Rhodesia enthusiast enthusiast William F. Buckley, 1342 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:28,759 Speaker 1: Buckley's middleman delight to Nixon translator. Yeah, William F. Buckley, 1343 01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,439 Speaker 1: whose son went on to write honestly a pretty fun book. Um. 1344 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:38,000 Speaker 1: But we don't need to think too much about that. Um. 1345 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:42,160 Speaker 1: Great Aaron eck Art performance in the movie. So Nixon 1346 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,599 Speaker 1: appreciated Kissinger's hutzpat and connections enough that when he put 1347 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,960 Speaker 1: him at the head of the National Security Council, he 1348 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,760 Speaker 1: ordered the professor to reorganize it in order to take 1349 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:54,360 Speaker 1: foreign policy control away from the State in defense departments. 1350 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,479 Speaker 1: This means that Nixon gave Kissinger it was very close 1351 01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,920 Speaker 1: to a blank check to take total control of US 1352 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:03,600 Speaker 1: foreign policy. Obviously, Nixon wanted this because he was a 1353 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,080 Speaker 1: paranoid control freak. He did not win any kind of 1354 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,519 Speaker 1: separation of powers. He certainly did not want to have 1355 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,080 Speaker 1: a Secretary of State who could do things that Nixon 1356 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:14,519 Speaker 1: might not be explicitly ordering. But the result of this 1357 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,080 Speaker 1: was that Kissinger found himself in a position where he 1358 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:20,960 Speaker 1: could exercise near absolute power in foreign policy as long 1359 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:25,880 Speaker 1: as the President kept liking him. Justice Kissinger had little 1360 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:29,360 Speaker 1: love for Nixon. Our buddy Dick Millhouse was not particularly 1361 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,200 Speaker 1: warm to his new right hand man. Now you had 1362 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,760 Speaker 1: given a couple of um spanky Hank. Yeah, you want 1363 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,960 Speaker 1: to notice real nickname for jew boy? Oh my god, 1364 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:44,800 Speaker 1: she says christ it is Nixon. But it's like, I mean, 1365 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,639 Speaker 1: I thought we would be jumping off of the name 1366 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:48,719 Speaker 1: a little bit. He's just like, what am I gonna 1367 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:55,040 Speaker 1: call you? Spanky Hank? No, little drew boy, good lord? 1368 01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,880 Speaker 1: And again it says a lot about Henry Kissinger that 1369 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:05,479 Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, all right, that's the funny that mans, 1370 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:11,240 Speaker 1: not childhood have no effect on me today, not what 1371 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:17,840 Speaker 1: So there must have been an element of Nixon then 1372 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:22,080 Speaker 1: who knew what an ass kissing little bit he was? 1373 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:28,120 Speaker 1: Because he's belittling him to his face and he'll stick around. 1374 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:30,800 Speaker 1: It's why you get hired for these jobs, because it's 1375 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,160 Speaker 1: just like it's not you know, and an empty vacuum. 1376 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,560 Speaker 1: Who is going to be your right hand man is 1377 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:39,919 Speaker 1: they'll you know, there's security in that, there's there's secrecy 1378 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,320 Speaker 1: in that he's like a vacuum Gareth, and that he'll 1379 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,760 Speaker 1: suck Nixon's dick, but he's also like a toilet and 1380 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,960 Speaker 1: that he'll take Nixon Ship. You know, that's very kissing chair. 1381 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:56,080 Speaker 1: He's he's a dick. Yeah, yeah, he's like the total 1382 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,960 Speaker 1: toilet is pretty effective. But have you ever had a 1383 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:04,320 Speaker 1: dick sucking toilet? Come either way, I'm ready for it, baby, 1384 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,320 Speaker 1: Henry kissing her? So be can the title be Henry 1385 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:16,799 Speaker 1: Kissinger dick sucking toilet? Speaking speaking of dick sucking toilets, 1386 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:22,080 Speaker 1: it is time for a commercial break. That is who 1387 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:30,200 Speaker 1: sponsors our podcast, Raytheon's new dick sucking toilet. Well, it 1388 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,519 Speaker 1: is going to fire a missile little bus loaded children. 1389 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,800 Speaker 1: But that's that's just the Raytheon. You know, we can't 1390 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:40,120 Speaker 1: avoid it. We're contractually obligated. Yeah, it's how it works. 1391 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:46,280 Speaker 1: So Nixon announced Kissinger's appointment as the National Security Advisor 1392 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,880 Speaker 1: before he had even picked a Secretary of State, which 1393 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:52,040 Speaker 1: is an unprecedented move. He announced Henry as quote and 1394 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:54,719 Speaker 1: this again in his like public announcement to the country 1395 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:57,360 Speaker 1: as quote, a man who is known to all people 1396 01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,800 Speaker 1: who are interested in foreign policy is perhaps one of 1397 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:02,920 Speaker 1: the major scholars in America and the world in this area. 1398 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,800 Speaker 1: And he acknowledged that while Kissinger had never held a 1399 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:09,160 Speaker 1: full time government job before, he had Nixon's confidence to 1400 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:12,439 Speaker 1: bring in a whole new foreign policy team quote newman 1401 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,920 Speaker 1: to develop new ideas. Now. The conservative media of the 1402 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,479 Speaker 1: day immediately roared into gear halan Henry Kissinger as an 1403 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:23,439 Speaker 1: unprecedented policy genius, the man necessary to get America back 1404 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,200 Speaker 1: on track after nearly a decade of disastrous war under 1405 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:30,600 Speaker 1: Democratic presidents. William F. Buckley wrote, not since Florence Nightingale 1406 01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:37,320 Speaker 1: has any public figure received such universal acclamation. William F. 1407 01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:48,639 Speaker 1: Buckley ship fantastic. Yeah, it's amazing. But even ostensibly liberal 1408 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,639 Speaker 1: figures were wooed by Kissinger's court titanic intellect and Henry 1409 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:56,759 Speaker 1: Kissinger and American power, Thomas Schwartz, writes. The liberal historian 1410 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,559 Speaker 1: Arthur Schlessinger Jr. Simply referred to it as the best 1411 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,639 Speaker 1: appoint meant so far. The New York Times columnist Tom 1412 01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:05,559 Speaker 1: Wicker noted the collective scient of relief that went up 1413 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,439 Speaker 1: from the liberal Eastern Establishment and the Ivy League fearing 1414 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,040 Speaker 1: Nixon's cold warrior image, most shared in the sentiment of 1415 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:16,479 Speaker 1: Kissinger's Harvard colleague Adam yr Yarmolinsky. Will all sleep a 1416 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,960 Speaker 1: little better each night. No mean, Kissinger is down there, 1417 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,720 Speaker 1: you mean, and the toilet getting ready to suck bit. 1418 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,479 Speaker 1: You know. Again, it's exactly what happened with Trump. Yes, 1419 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:30,000 Speaker 1: and it's it's like it's the way that I mean again, 1420 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:35,519 Speaker 1: it's people's natural reaction is normally kind of there. It's 1421 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,960 Speaker 1: just the fears are assuaged by people who they consider 1422 01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:43,360 Speaker 1: to be, you know, the compass, and they're just not. 1423 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,320 Speaker 1: And so when when you're told that there are the 1424 01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:50,160 Speaker 1: good guys inside the bad camp, it's like, it's just 1425 01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:53,920 Speaker 1: never fucking true. It is rot from the core. Yeah, 1426 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:57,400 Speaker 1: and it is. These liberals are also are also impressed 1427 01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,360 Speaker 1: by him and so comforted by him because they think 1428 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,920 Speaker 1: he's smart, because he's good at quoting smart dead people. Right. 1429 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,519 Speaker 1: It is the same thing that happened with Maddie. Maddie Thankfully, 1430 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:07,360 Speaker 1: it's not nearly as toxic a person as Henry Kissinger. 1431 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,840 Speaker 1: But like, if you actually look at Mattie's background, one 1432 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,360 Speaker 1: of the things he did in the Iraq War was 1433 01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:13,920 Speaker 1: cover up a war crime. Like he's not a not 1434 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:16,040 Speaker 1: a man to be like, I mean, and he was. 1435 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,519 Speaker 1: He was, like he was very popular among people who 1436 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,400 Speaker 1: served under him, which is part of like why there 1437 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,719 Speaker 1: was this kind of collective relief. But it's this idea 1438 01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,120 Speaker 1: that he's like the warrior monk, right. They love the 1439 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:28,000 Speaker 1: idea that like, well, this guy who's president is a maniac, 1440 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,760 Speaker 1: but this dude reads books that he hired, so that'll 1441 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:33,400 Speaker 1: it'll be okay, And you know it's never okay. You 1442 01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:37,759 Speaker 1: continue to lower the bar more and more. You're obvious, 1443 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,120 Speaker 1: like the people that you're bringing back are part of 1444 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,519 Speaker 1: a lower bar. But because the bar is even lower, 1445 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,400 Speaker 1: it seems and feels a little higher. But it is 1446 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:52,280 Speaker 1: all just it's just this is exactly what happened with 1447 01:22:52,360 --> 01:23:00,439 Speaker 1: Colin Powell. Evil We did exactly, Yeah, over it up, 1448 01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:04,680 Speaker 1: sucking the massacres and fucking Vietnam. That's like when he 1449 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:08,439 Speaker 1: started out like terrible human being. But the press did 1450 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:12,439 Speaker 1: the same. Ship. If you can quote old books and 1451 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,800 Speaker 1: smile and you're willing to give journalists time, they will 1452 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,920 Speaker 1: talk about you as being the secret reasonable person within 1453 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,679 Speaker 1: the war crimes party. You know, like that's all it takes. 1454 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,280 Speaker 1: It's great. It's just the same thing as if you're 1455 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:28,160 Speaker 1: a Nazi who reads books. You can get a time 1456 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:33,160 Speaker 1: file addressed nicely. Yeah, or you'll get on sixty minutes 1457 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:37,479 Speaker 1: or whatever. You know. Um, it's it's don't trust people 1458 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,280 Speaker 1: who want you to think they're smart. That's never a 1459 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,800 Speaker 1: good sign smart. It's the same thing. It's the same 1460 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:44,799 Speaker 1: thing with like people who want you to believe they're dangerous. 1461 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,400 Speaker 1: If they want you to believe something specific about them, 1462 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,840 Speaker 1: they're lying about it. That's how people work. And and 1463 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,680 Speaker 1: if a if a doctor wants to get on the 1464 01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,719 Speaker 1: news to talk about COVID and be famous on the news, 1465 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,200 Speaker 1: that's actually not a doctor you should listen to. Had 1466 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,200 Speaker 1: a great guy also, I mean it's you know, it's 1467 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:05,280 Speaker 1: from the same publications and the same networks. It the 1468 01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:09,479 Speaker 1: idea that you continue to listen to these sources about 1469 01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:13,360 Speaker 1: what is right and what is wrong just because they 1470 01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:17,080 Speaker 1: have fancy terms like senior policy advice. It's like it's 1471 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:20,959 Speaker 1: all fucking it's it's days of our lives. It's their actors. 1472 01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:24,200 Speaker 1: These are tele prompters. Yeah, and they don't know any 1473 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:27,120 Speaker 1: more than you about anything that matters. As a general rule. 1474 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,760 Speaker 1: Every now and then you get but like even like 1475 01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:32,240 Speaker 1: within agencies that are heavily like medical oriented, like the CDC, 1476 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,680 Speaker 1: where you would expect them to have a lot of 1477 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,439 Speaker 1: specialized knowledge. It doesn't necessarily mean they're going to do 1478 01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:44,240 Speaker 1: a good job. Much times comfortably lied about Iraq. Yeah, 1479 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:48,040 Speaker 1: it's it's not great. So during the transition from the 1480 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:51,559 Speaker 1: Johnson to Nixon administration, US Military Command began to act 1481 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:54,439 Speaker 1: under what General Creighton Abrams described as a total war 1482 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:58,840 Speaker 1: mindset against the infrastructure of the Vietcong insurgency. This began 1483 01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:00,720 Speaker 1: with a six month operation and to clear the Meet 1484 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:04,479 Speaker 1: Kong Delta code named Operations Speedy Express. This would prove 1485 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,920 Speaker 1: to be the first major military operation that both Nixon 1486 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,360 Speaker 1: and Kissinger oversaw, and it was a titanic blood bath. 1487 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,040 Speaker 1: There is a good article on this operation in the 1488 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,160 Speaker 1: Nation and the title of the article is A my 1489 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:21,240 Speaker 1: Lie a month, Oh my God. Yeah, so it's it's 1490 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:25,519 Speaker 1: all god. Now, the Myli massacre had occurred in nineteen 1491 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,800 Speaker 1: sixty eight, before Nixon or Kissinger were in power. You 1492 01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:29,960 Speaker 1: know that ain't on them, uh, and seymour Hurst didn't 1493 01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:31,800 Speaker 1: like break the story until sixty nine, which is the 1494 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,840 Speaker 1: year that they come to power. And this slaughter of 1495 01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:37,120 Speaker 1: five hundred civilians by US troops was horrific enough, but 1496 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:39,880 Speaker 1: within a few months of taking power, speedy express had 1497 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:43,920 Speaker 1: exceeded it many times. Quote from the Nation, an inkling 1498 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,960 Speaker 1: that something terrible had taken place in the Meet Kong 1499 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:49,040 Speaker 1: Delta appeared in a most unlikely source, a formerly confidential 1500 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:52,680 Speaker 1: September nineteen sixty nine senior officer debriefing report by none 1501 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,120 Speaker 1: other than the commander of the Ninth Division, then Major 1502 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,800 Speaker 1: General Julian Ewell, who came to be known inside the 1503 01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:00,400 Speaker 1: military as the Butcher of the Delta because of his 1504 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,760 Speaker 1: single minded fixation on body count. In reports, copies of 1505 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,880 Speaker 1: which were sent to Westmoreland's office and to other high 1506 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,760 Speaker 1: ranking officials, you will candidly noted that while the Ninth 1507 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:12,200 Speaker 1: Division stressed the discriminate and selective use of firepower, in 1508 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:15,080 Speaker 1: some areas of the Delta, where this emphasis wasn't applied 1509 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:18,679 Speaker 1: or wasn't feasible, the countryside looked like the Verdun battle fields, 1510 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:21,439 Speaker 1: the site of a notoriously bloody World War One battle. 1511 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:24,800 Speaker 1: That December, a document produced by the National Liberation Front 1512 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,000 Speaker 1: sharpened the picture. It reported that between December first, nineteen 1513 01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:30,720 Speaker 1: sixty eight and April first, nineteen sixty nine, primarily in 1514 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,960 Speaker 1: the Delta provinces of Kanhua and Din twong, the ninth 1515 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,000 Speaker 1: Division launched an express rate and mopped up many areas, 1516 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,679 Speaker 1: slaughtering three thousand people, mostly old folks, women and children, 1517 01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:43,639 Speaker 1: and destroying thousands of houses, hundreds of hectares of fields 1518 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:47,200 Speaker 1: and orchards. But like most in Left reports of civilian atrocities, 1519 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:50,320 Speaker 1: this one was almost certainly dismissed as propaganda by US officials. 1520 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:53,439 Speaker 1: A United Press International report that same months and month 1521 01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:55,840 Speaker 1: in which US advisors charged the Vision with having driven 1522 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,759 Speaker 1: up the body count by killing civilians with helicopter gunships 1523 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:03,599 Speaker 1: in artillery was all so largely ignored. And it's because 1524 01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:06,240 Speaker 1: they're saying they're soldiers, that they're shooting from a distance, 1525 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,080 Speaker 1: and then they just have like Colin pal justified it 1526 01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:12,920 Speaker 1: by saying, well, they're they're providing food for the enemy, 1527 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:17,599 Speaker 1: so there's no difference. Yeah. By the time Speedy Express 1528 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,720 Speaker 1: comes to an end, US forces had killed more than 1529 01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:23,040 Speaker 1: ten thousand people. The vast majority of these were claimed 1530 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:26,040 Speaker 1: to have been insurgent fighters, but extensive mop up after 1531 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,840 Speaker 1: operations after the fact found less than eight hundred weapons 1532 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:34,040 Speaker 1: on all these bodies they share. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, 1533 01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:40,120 Speaker 1: I mean, like we can't even frame them competentity now. 1534 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:46,040 Speaker 1: And you also remember you're taking guys that you drafted. Yeah, yeah, right, 1535 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:48,880 Speaker 1: yeah right, you know to do this. Yeah, I mean, 1536 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:51,200 Speaker 1: like you said with your uncle, I mean it it is, 1537 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:55,120 Speaker 1: it's like the generational ripple through that and the lifetime 1538 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:59,240 Speaker 1: you know what what it does? It really? I mean yeah, 1539 01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:05,320 Speaker 1: just it's pretty beyond who dies, who doesn't live again? Yeah, yeah, exactly, 1540 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:09,080 Speaker 1: and what you know, what do people take back with them? Um? Now, 1541 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:10,920 Speaker 1: it is fair and necessary to note that this began 1542 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,160 Speaker 1: in the December before Nixon and Kissinger took office. This 1543 01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:14,840 Speaker 1: is not entirely on them. Some of the blame for 1544 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:17,720 Speaker 1: this ghost on the LBJ administration as well, obviously, but 1545 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,200 Speaker 1: it continued under them. This paragraph, written by Christopher Hitchens, 1546 01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:23,479 Speaker 1: gives you some idea of the savagery of what occurred 1547 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,080 Speaker 1: in the early days of the Nixon administration's control of 1548 01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:29,640 Speaker 1: the Vietnam War. The people who still live in pacified 1549 01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:32,959 Speaker 1: Kinhoa all have vivid recollections of the devastation that American 1550 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,720 Speaker 1: firepower brought to their lives in early nineteen sixty nine. 1551 01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:38,400 Speaker 1: Virtually every person to whom I spoke had suffered in 1552 01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:40,800 Speaker 1: some way. There were five thousand people in our village 1553 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:43,280 Speaker 1: before nineteen sixty nine, but there were none in nineteen 1554 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:46,680 Speaker 1: seventy one. Village elder told me the Americans destroyed every 1555 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,240 Speaker 1: house with artillery airstrikes or by burning them down with 1556 01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:52,040 Speaker 1: cigarette lighters. About a hundred people were killed by bombing, 1557 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:55,000 Speaker 1: others were wounded, and others became refugees. Many were children 1558 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,439 Speaker 1: killed by concussion from the bombs, which their small bodies 1559 01:28:57,479 --> 01:29:02,080 Speaker 1: could not withstand, even if they were hiding underground. So 1560 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:06,200 Speaker 1: Nixon's plan at the beginning, you know, when his people 1561 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,800 Speaker 1: had derailed the peace negotiations in sixty eight, was that 1562 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:12,519 Speaker 1: he would win election and then make peace with with Vietnam. Right, 1563 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,160 Speaker 1: then he's going to do the thing that he promised 1564 01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:16,360 Speaker 1: to do. But it swiftly became clear that peace was 1565 01:29:16,439 --> 01:29:18,679 Speaker 1: a messy prospect. One of the things he's worried about 1566 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,080 Speaker 1: is that, like, well, if we withdraw them with Vietnam, 1567 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,840 Speaker 1: the Saigon government's probably going to fall, right because there 1568 01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:29,320 Speaker 1: we're just barely propping up this shitty dictatorship. Um, and 1569 01:29:29,439 --> 01:29:32,120 Speaker 1: that'll be it will make me look weak, right, And 1570 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,720 Speaker 1: so I can't do it because it will make me 1571 01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:39,200 Speaker 1: look weak if um, Yeah, and then I won't win 1572 01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:42,040 Speaker 1: re election in nineteen seventy two, and that's unacceptable. I 1573 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:44,599 Speaker 1: mean that and that and that. I mean obviously keeps 1574 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,040 Speaker 1: going over and over like it's you get into office 1575 01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:50,200 Speaker 1: and then you're like, well what about re election instead 1576 01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:53,080 Speaker 1: of going like the best direction for it is one 1577 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,080 Speaker 1: of the few things I'll give Biden some credit for 1578 01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:57,479 Speaker 1: because he had the same calculus with Afghanistan. A lot 1579 01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,880 Speaker 1: of criticisms to make about the poet from Afghanistan, but 1580 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,519 Speaker 1: he did not make the same decision Nixon and Kissinger did. 1581 01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:06,920 Speaker 1: He did fucking get out. Yeah, I would like to 1582 01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:09,800 Speaker 1: be I have a much more darker outlook on that, 1583 01:30:10,040 --> 01:30:15,160 Speaker 1: and I mean it's yeah, it's he knew that Ukraine 1584 01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:17,639 Speaker 1: was was kicking off because that's been kicking off since 1585 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:21,560 Speaker 1: um he actually two thousands one election, but you know 1586 01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:26,040 Speaker 1: it was Zelinski was largely for peace until all of 1587 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,120 Speaker 1: a sudden Biden got elected and then he flipped and 1588 01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,720 Speaker 1: I was like, I want today to all this ship. So, uh, 1589 01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,080 Speaker 1: you know, if you can pull out of Afghanistan, if 1590 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:37,800 Speaker 1: you know there's another area cooking up, I mean negative, yeah, yeah, 1591 01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:40,360 Speaker 1: it's probably too complicated to want to get into here. Um, 1592 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:45,120 Speaker 1: because that's a whole another several it's worth of stories. 1593 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:49,160 Speaker 1: It's a ship hole of just unbelievable garbage all over 1594 01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:52,800 Speaker 1: the place. Yeah. So withdrawing from Vietnam and Saigon is 1595 01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:54,519 Speaker 1: going to fall, with the government's gonna fall, and that 1596 01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,560 Speaker 1: will be bad in the seventy two elections, and it 1597 01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,240 Speaker 1: might push Kissinger and Nixon out of power. Neither of 1598 01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,599 Speaker 1: them can accept this. And this description of a meeting 1599 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,960 Speaker 1: from December nineteen seventy by H. R. Haldeman shows Kissinger's 1600 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:07,840 Speaker 1: role in pulling back from peace. Kissinger came in and 1601 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,519 Speaker 1: the discussion covered some of the general thinking about Vietnam 1602 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,360 Speaker 1: and the president's big peace plan for the next year, 1603 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,880 Speaker 1: with Kissinger later which Kissinger later told me he does 1604 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,240 Speaker 1: not favor. He thinks that any pullout from next year 1605 01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,519 Speaker 1: would be a serious mistake because the adverse reaction to 1606 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,960 Speaker 1: it could set in well before the seventy two elections. 1607 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:25,760 Speaker 1: He favors instead of continued winding down and then a 1608 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,960 Speaker 1: pull out right at the fall of seventy two, so 1609 01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,880 Speaker 1: that if any bad results follow, they will be too 1610 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:35,560 Speaker 1: late to effect the election. Yeah, And it's you know, 1611 01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:39,040 Speaker 1: that's what our wars always are they're all about Yeah, 1612 01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:44,200 Speaker 1: they're all about elections. They fucking always are. It's you know, 1613 01:31:44,439 --> 01:31:49,160 Speaker 1: I mean there. Yeah, this led to Republicans thinking that, 1614 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,000 Speaker 1: you know, they had to get war back on track 1615 01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:55,080 Speaker 1: at some point. Yeah, but you know it's always it's 1616 01:31:55,280 --> 01:31:59,280 Speaker 1: it's never it never works like it's it's just such 1617 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:02,519 Speaker 1: a crazy idea. And you also, like people are watching 1618 01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:05,720 Speaker 1: bodybags go home, like no one's happy about anything that's 1619 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:09,760 Speaker 1: going on. No, and it um this they just kind 1620 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,439 Speaker 1: of I mean this part of why it keeps going 1621 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:14,679 Speaker 1: is um this kind of craven knowledge that like, well, 1622 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,960 Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen is we don't get reelected. Yeah. 1623 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:20,880 Speaker 1: At no point is he thinking about any of the 1624 01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:24,360 Speaker 1: human beings involved, even any of the American human beings involved. 1625 01:32:24,439 --> 01:32:27,479 Speaker 1: It's just like, well, we can't be losing reelection. You know, 1626 01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:30,840 Speaker 1: imagine if Kissinger was damaged from his childhood, how bad 1627 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:38,080 Speaker 1: things would get bad. It's like, you know, actually, when 1628 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:40,400 Speaker 1: we talk about the story of like American presidents making 1629 01:32:40,439 --> 01:32:43,880 Speaker 1: craven political decisions, one of the reasons FDR did not 1630 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:47,559 Speaker 1: approve more effort being taken to evacuate Jewish refugees from Germany, 1631 01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,000 Speaker 1: as he did not want to be seen as pro 1632 01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:52,720 Speaker 1: Jewess the socialist policies and stuff that we're going through. 1633 01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:54,479 Speaker 1: He knew that that could hurt him. There were a 1634 01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:56,519 Speaker 1: number of other reasons, but like, yeah, they're like they 1635 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:59,160 Speaker 1: did not that is like there is there were things 1636 01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:02,080 Speaker 1: that were done that led to the US government saving 1637 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,479 Speaker 1: fewer Jewish people from the Holocaust that we're done for 1638 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,439 Speaker 1: craven political reasons by the FDR administration. Let me hear 1639 01:33:07,479 --> 01:33:13,200 Speaker 1: this Kaiser pitch again. It actually big hat, I learned 1640 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:17,000 Speaker 1: the hat. This hat you've ever seen big, very spiky 1641 01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:28,960 Speaker 1: now loves his mom's hands. But god, So the fun 1642 01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,240 Speaker 1: thing about this episode is that everything we're going to 1643 01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,160 Speaker 1: talk about in part three is even worse because in 1644 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:36,240 Speaker 1: part three we're going to talk about fucking Cambodia. UM. 1645 01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:43,759 Speaker 1: So you guys want to plug anything after my ears 1646 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:48,000 Speaker 1: three hours? Yeah, I'm going to be I'm going to 1647 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:53,000 Speaker 1: be in a toilet trying to get clean. You can 1648 01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:56,599 Speaker 1: go to the Dollar go to Dollar podcast dot com 1649 01:33:56,680 --> 01:34:01,360 Speaker 1: for tour information and my website ads dot com. I'm 1650 01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:04,680 Speaker 1: on tour, but not like tours of duty, just like 1651 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:08,320 Speaker 1: stand up and podcast tours. UM with the aim of 1652 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:13,559 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk like that anymore, Dave, Dave, 1653 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:18,160 Speaker 1: shut your mouth and you can just listen to you 1654 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:25,719 Speaker 1: just fucking murdered the whole fucking face. Like you left 1655 01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:29,600 Speaker 1: unexploded ordinance in the crowd they tripped over. Should have 1656 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:35,320 Speaker 1: been over fifteen minutes earlier. And like with unexploded ordinance 1657 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:38,240 Speaker 1: in law of the people who loved your jokes, after 1658 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:41,920 Speaker 1: the said ended, we're children no more. There'll be no 1659 01:34:42,040 --> 01:34:48,160 Speaker 1: more relating. There'll be no more correlating. Yeah, anyway, that's 1660 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:50,400 Speaker 1: part two. You've got two more weeks of Henry kissing 1661 01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:52,720 Speaker 1: your ahead of you folks, to strap in gets a 1662 01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:55,960 Speaker 1: lot uglier. But also we'll be talking about his sex life. 1663 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,320 Speaker 1: So you know, I was going to say something to 1664 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:04,479 Speaker 1: look forward too, but like not, Yeah, yeah, come back 1665 01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:07,080 Speaker 1: next week for more of the dick sucking toilet Henry 1666 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:13,200 Speaker 1: kissing Jerre look a pretty good title. So if he's 1667 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,080 Speaker 1: not happy with no, so, if he's not on board, 1668 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:21,960 Speaker 1: I don't love it. But you know, all right, Hi, everybody, 1669 01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,800 Speaker 1: Robert Evans here and my novel After the Revolution is 1670 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:28,880 Speaker 1: available for pre order now from a k press dot org. Now, 1671 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,800 Speaker 1: if you go to a k press dot org, you 1672 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:33,280 Speaker 1: can find after the revolution. Just google a k press 1673 01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:35,680 Speaker 1: dot org after the revolution you'll find a list of 1674 01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:38,599 Speaker 1: participating indie bookstores selling my book. And if you pre 1675 01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:41,560 Speaker 1: order now from either these independent bookstores or from a 1676 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:45,160 Speaker 1: K Press, you'll get a custom signed copy of the book, 1677 01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:47,479 Speaker 1: which I think is pretty cool. 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