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Speaker 1: It's another Jubilan. Tell hi, I was looking for Tristan here.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Tristan. Hey Tristan, this is Casey Ryback.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from youth Sports. How are you? I'm good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good. I'm just calling because I

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Speaker 1: got the paperwork in it. It It looks like you'll be

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Speaker 1: coaching your son's youth basketball team this year. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited about it. Yeah. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: check in and make sure everything's cool. Yeah, no, things are.

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Speaker 1: Things are pretty good so far. Yeah. I do need

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Speaker 1: to let you know though. We actually just signed on

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Speaker 1: with a huge sponsorship. So I'm gonna have a bunch

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Speaker 1: of jerseys and stuff sent to you, um, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna need the kids to start wearing those at the games. Okay, okay? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is it like a big like a big sponsor, Like

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Speaker 1: who is the sponsor? Cheeks? Gentlemen's Club couldn't be more excited? Actually,

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Speaker 1: have you ever been Gentleman's quite? Like what's it called again? Cheeks? Cheeks? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you want them to wear a jersey that says

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Speaker 1: Cheeks Gentleman's Club on it? Yeah? They pay for a

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Speaker 1: sponsorship so that's kind of how it has to work.

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Speaker 1: What are these jerseys gonna look like, Well, it'll say

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Speaker 1: Cheeks Gentlemen's Club on the back of it, and then

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Speaker 1: the numbers for you know, all the kids numbers will

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Speaker 1: actually be silhouettes of ladies bent in that certain way,

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Speaker 1: so it's like a twelve, it'll be a girl standing

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Speaker 1: straight up, and then another one kind of you mean,

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Speaker 1: like shadows of like strippers basically on these jerseys silhouettes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You remember, like the kids that are on my team

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Speaker 1: are like six seven years old, right, right, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: they won't even be able to tell what's on their shirt.

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Speaker 1: No clue, No, but it doesn't matter. You want a

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Speaker 1: six seven year old kid to wear a shirt, a

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Speaker 1: jersey that has silhouettes of naked strippers on them, right,

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Speaker 1: there's no new Realize how stupid this sounds, Right, They

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Speaker 1: gave us so much money, and it really is great

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Speaker 1: that they were able to do. Why do they want

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Speaker 1: to sponsor these kids teams? Anyway? I don't understand why.

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Speaker 1: I think they've done the reason the inappropriate sponsorship. They've

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Speaker 1: done the research and they know that their target demographic

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Speaker 1: goes to the games bored fathers. What common sense adult

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Speaker 1: wants kids to wear jerseys for advertising strip joints and

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Speaker 1: having hilhouette the strippers on them. Let's face it, though,

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Speaker 1: you know how boring these games are, and you see

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Speaker 1: all the fathers there that are really bored, Like now

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Speaker 1: they're going to be able to see something that they

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Speaker 1: might be interested in. You know, they'll be watching cheeks

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Speaker 1: and then they'll be were you kidding me? It's going

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Speaker 1: to be a lot more tasteful than you think. I

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Speaker 1: know something, I don't care if it's tasteful. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what the jerseys look like. I cannot be a

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Speaker 1: part of this. I will not ask my six seven

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Speaker 1: year old team members to wear a jersey that advertise

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Speaker 1: first strip joint. What do you not understand about ten

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Speaker 1: the jerseys, Sir will just say Cheeks Gentlemen's Club on them,

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Speaker 1: and then it will have their slogan, which is you

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Speaker 1: can't beat cheeks or can you? It's really funny. No,

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Speaker 1: he's not funny. I don't think you realize what great

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Speaker 1: benefits this has for you as a coach too. I'm

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Speaker 1: hearing a lot of being upset, but I'm not hearing

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Speaker 1: a lot of positive thinking out of you. What kind

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Speaker 1: of benefits could it possibly have for me? The fine

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Speaker 1: people at Cheeks have offered a discount on any dances

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Speaker 1: to any coach in our league. Still kidding me, That's

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Speaker 1: what I said. I was like, you guys got to

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Speaker 1: be kidding me. That is a great deal. Of course,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to discount for lap dances. I will

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Speaker 1: never go to Cheeks. All right, Well, it's not a

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Speaker 1: place I will ever go to. That's where we're having

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Speaker 1: our end of the year pizza party. What No, we

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Speaker 1: cannot have six seven year old kids going to a

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Speaker 1: strip joint to have a pizza party. They're not going

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Speaker 1: to be having the pizza party in the main show room,

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Speaker 1: but they have a little What parent is going to

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Speaker 1: allow their kids to go to strip trend to have

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Speaker 1: a pizza party at the end of the year. Have

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Speaker 1: you thought this through and all? What kind of idiot

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Speaker 1: are you? I think any parent that is supportive of

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Speaker 1: their children will think this is a great idea. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: You know. If this is the direction you guys are

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Speaker 1: going in, I cannot be a part of it. Do

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Speaker 1: you understand me? I'm not going to coach in this

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Speaker 1: league well, how about we move you to the girls league? Then? No,

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Speaker 1: are you sure? Because Cheeks isn't sponsoring them. The girls

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Speaker 1: league is sponsored by which is a sporting didst company?

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Speaker 1: Did you have said the girls team is going to

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Speaker 1: be sponsored by company called Yes? Yeah, so they're going

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Speaker 1: to be and are you out of your body? Listen?

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Speaker 1: It's an exciting business opportunity and this whole thing is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call anyway, so it doesn't even matter. Really,

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Speaker 1: what what do you mean? I mean that this is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, your wife Cassie set you up? Do you

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Speaker 1: asked me to come up with the craziest thing that

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Speaker 1: could possibly happen to your son's basketball team? And my

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Speaker 1: first thought was strippers, you know? And I always picture

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Speaker 1: having to have these kids run around the court where

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Speaker 1: these jerseys and Cheeks on it. Hey, but now you're

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Speaker 1: kind of interested in go to check out the place? Right? No? No, man,

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Speaker 1: I do not. You can't beat Cheeks. No, you definitely can't.

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Speaker 1: You definitely can't beat Cheeks week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you my since and you can shopping your

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Speaker 1: night off for me, that that must stand the