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Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

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Speaker 2: Okay, bugle up and hold on time. We got it

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Speaker 2: for you here. It is a Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Nephew's subject. I want to teach these twins

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Speaker 1: a lesson. Dear Stephen Shirley, you are not going to

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Speaker 1: believe this. I am thirty years old and my longtime

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Speaker 1: friend has and my longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.

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Speaker 1: I can barely tell them apart sometimes they both have short,

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Speaker 1: curly FROs, they both have dimples in both cheeks, and

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Speaker 1: their bodies are the same. My girlfriend and her twin

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Speaker 1: love to prank me and confuse me since they look

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Speaker 1: so much alike. Their little pranking went too far, and

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Speaker 1: now I want in on the fun. Two saturdays ago,

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Speaker 1: I had a cookout and my girlfriend and her twin

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Speaker 1: showed up wearing the same short set. I had been

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Speaker 1: drinking and cooking all day, so I was feeling good

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Speaker 1: and sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. I

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Speaker 1: texted my girl to bring me another beer out to

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Speaker 1: the patio. She brought the beer and leaned over and

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Speaker 1: gave me a wet, nasty kiss when she handed it

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Speaker 1: to me, so I grabbed her by her butt and

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Speaker 1: pulled her onto my lap. My cousin said that was

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Speaker 1: about to go at it right as I as it

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Speaker 1: was getting good, the twin walked out to watch us.

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Speaker 1: I thought, okay, this is freaky, but we kept on

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Speaker 1: grinding and kissing. Then my girlfriend jumped up and the

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Speaker 1: twins busted out laughing. That's when I realized it was

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Speaker 1: not my girlfriend that I was about to have sex with.

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Speaker 1: It was a twin sister. They played another prank on me.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't laughing because I was ready for some action. Since then,

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Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about the twin sister and her

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Speaker 1: juicy kisses and how good her body felt. I don't

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Speaker 1: think she was just pranking me. I felt like she

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Speaker 1: wanted me for real. They started this and I want

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Speaker 1: to finish it. I'm thinking of asking my girlfriend for

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Speaker 1: a threesome with her sister. Would I be wrong?

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Speaker 2: Please advise?

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Speaker 1: You knew that was coming, right, You knew.

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Speaker 2: That was over. I didn't see that. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: You didn't see it coming.

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Speaker 1: This is good, all right? Uh well, I'll put it

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Speaker 1: like this. If I were you, I wouldn't necessarily suggest it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's up to them if they want to

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Speaker 1: go there to suggest this, if this is something you

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Speaker 1: really want, and it seems like you do, because they

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Speaker 1: are really messing with you. I mean, it's really beyond

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Speaker 1: a prank now. It sounds like they both want to

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Speaker 1: get into some action. I just don't think you should

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Speaker 1: be and thirsty anything like that. Let them bring it up.

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Speaker 1: I think they're almost there, you know it kind of.

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Speaker 4: Almost.

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Speaker 1: They're almost there. It sounds like they would be open

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Speaker 1: to it, It really does. But I don't think you

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Speaker 1: want your girl to feel some kind of way. But

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Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like she would because she was right

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Speaker 1: there watching you guys. So I think it's just a

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Speaker 1: matter of time before the three of you are in

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Speaker 1: bed together. I really do. Because you know that prank

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Speaker 1: went a little too far. The sister was watching, she

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Speaker 1: wasn't saying anything, and it's not your fault. You really

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Speaker 1: couldn't tell them apart. So you know what kind of

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Speaker 1: game are they playing? I think it's gonna happen. Just

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Speaker 1: wait it out. I think it will. Steve. That's all

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Speaker 1: I got. That's all I got for this letter.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I just lost a mistake. I made what I

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Speaker 5: thought a lady wrote this letter.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh you did.

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Speaker 5: It was a guy that wrote that changes totally. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 5: let's see Steve Harvey. Before you answer this letter. I

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Speaker 5: want you to think about them. Something that you've been

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Speaker 5: working your entire career to build is called a brand.

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Speaker 2: And an empire. I want you to carefully choose your words.

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Speaker 2: So I think that I should read this letter. Uh

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Speaker 2: huh as I'm having an out of body experience.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's always fun, Steve, Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna leave us in thirty

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Speaker 2: years old. My longtime girlfriend has an identical twin sister.

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Speaker 2: How would you not like the identical twin sister? Seeing

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Speaker 2: us how they look just like? And he said, I

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Speaker 2: could barely tell him apart sometime. That's it. So if

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Speaker 2: you're like one, why would you not like the other one.

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Speaker 2: They both got short cally from both got dimers in

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Speaker 2: both cheeks, bodies, it's the same. My girlfriend and her

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Speaker 2: twin love to prank me and confuse me since they

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Speaker 2: look alike. They this all, this is themn dog. You

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Speaker 2: ain't wrong, You ain't wrong. They little pranking with too

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Speaker 2: far and now I won't end on the front. Two

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Speaker 2: saturdays had a cook out my girlfriend and her twins

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Speaker 2: shoulder war, same short set. I've been drinking and cooking

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Speaker 2: all damn day. I'm toe up. I was feeling good,

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Speaker 2: sitting in the backyard talking to my cousin. My dude.

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Speaker 2: I texted my girl. I told her bring another beer

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Speaker 2: out to the patio. She bought the beer, leaned over

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Speaker 2: and gave me a wet, nasty kiss. She handed it

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Speaker 2: into my lap. My cousin said, this is my cute

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Speaker 2: to leave. This going a little bit too far. Good cousin,

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Speaker 2: Good cousin. So my girlfriend going at it right as

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Speaker 2: it was getting good, the other twin walked out to watch.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking, all right, did freaky come? But I'm in

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Speaker 2: too deep right now, I'm all in. We kept grinding

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Speaker 2: and kissing. We grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend jumped

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Speaker 2: up and the twins just busted out laughing. Then you

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Speaker 2: realize it wasn't your girlfriend that you was about to

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Speaker 2: have sex.

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Speaker 1: We hang on, Steve, hang on, all right?

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Speaker 2: Why right now it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject,

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Speaker 1: I want to teach these twins a lesson. We'll get

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Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: I want to teach these twins a lesson.

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Speaker 2: It's really nothing to recap. It's really a simple thirty

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Speaker 2: year old dude. Longtime girlfriend got identical twins that came

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Speaker 2: over to a cookout, one exact same thing, same handstyle,

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Speaker 2: bo from got dimple, got the same body he been

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Speaker 2: drinking cooking Texas girlfriend. Longtime girlfriend now said bring me

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Speaker 2: a be out here. She bought to be out here

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Speaker 2: before she gave her a lean over. Gave him a big, wet, sloppy,

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Speaker 2: nasty kiss. You know that nasty kiss, tongue all all

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Speaker 2: on your teeth. If you lick my teeth, it has

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Speaker 2: to happen teeth licking. Wow, he can't. So now she

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Speaker 2: done came in the backyard with the twin and did that.

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Speaker 2: He tripping. They grinding, kissing, the hard pulls her in

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Speaker 2: cousin looking at him, going, I got to get the

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Speaker 2: hell out of here. Happy dog dog, I want that.

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Speaker 2: And before I let you see what I want, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna get on out of here.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: They going in. Then the other twin walked out and

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Speaker 2: was just watching. You thought it was freaky, but to

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Speaker 2: kept grinding and kissing. Then your girlfriend, you thought, jumped

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Speaker 2: up and the twins busted out laughing. That's when you

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Speaker 2: sex with. It was her twins sister. They had played

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Speaker 2: the prank on me. Oh but here the problem is

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Speaker 2: he wasn't laughing because I was fitting it. I was

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Speaker 2: finn to tap your sister and I was okay with it. Now,

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Speaker 2: this is funny to you, but this sain't funny to me.

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Speaker 2: Uh uh so now how he he?

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Speaker 1: Hell one more time?

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Speaker 2: So now ha ha he he hell.

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Speaker 4: It's gotten serious now.

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Speaker 2: Ever since then, he can't stop thinking about the twin

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Speaker 2: sister and that juicy kissing, how good her body felt.

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Speaker 2: And then dogs say, I don't think she was pranking me, Steve.

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Speaker 2: See he talking to me. Now, surely this partly let

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Speaker 2: her ask you, he said, I can see him writing this.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she was pranking me, though, Steve. I

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Speaker 2: felt like she wanted me for real, that grinding and

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Speaker 2: that hard kissing. Yes she did. They started this and

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Speaker 2: I want to finish it. Homie, I'm thinking about asking

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Speaker 2: my girlfriend for a threesome with her sister. Would I

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Speaker 2: be wrong as hell? Yeah? I'm telling you you're going

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Speaker 2: to be wrong as hell. I can't tell you the

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Speaker 2: times I have been doing something so wrong and felt

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Speaker 2: so good about it. I can't count the time when

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Speaker 2: I heard in my head loving you is wrong. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to be right. I can't tell you, boy,

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Speaker 2: I know where you at. Would I be wrong for asking? Yes? Now?

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Speaker 2: What's going to happen though, is it's going to be

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Speaker 2: offered to you? It is because that was put out

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Speaker 2: as a tease to see how you would respond. It's

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Speaker 2: a great prank, though, Let me just bank Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 2: I say, here's the best way you could do it,

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Speaker 2: bro prank back. One good prank deserves another.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, No matter how hard she arguing

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Speaker 4: with you, act like, oh I know this, you.

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Speaker 2: I know that your sister.

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Speaker 3: You ain't fooling me?

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Speaker 2: Yes, or just say I know what? You stopped acting

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Speaker 2: like your sister girl. Come on here. But I think

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Speaker 2: what's gonna happen though, is I think that was a test, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: to see how you felt about it.

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Speaker 1: Girlfriend's with it. She didn't say anything.

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Speaker 2: I have the girlfriend with it and the sister was

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Speaker 2: with it. Girl, I ain't doing that to your boyfriend. Girls,

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Speaker 2: suppose you know that's gonna get up in his head.

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Speaker 2: That's what they wanted. They want that thought. I have

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Speaker 2: a question, Steve, I have a question, Oh Dave, it's

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Speaker 2: been every twin has been offered that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ja, I mean tell me, if it comes his way,

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Speaker 3: should he act like he's enjoying it or should he

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Speaker 3: still be mad?

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Speaker 2: Fight it? Well, it ain't. It ain't no way to act, man,

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Speaker 2: You just ain't no way. There's no way to act, man.

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Speaker 1: You're identical twins.

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Speaker 2: Well, just come on, the should be spanking all on

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Speaker 2: both of y'all and all this here tired. You shouldn't

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Speaker 2: have been thinking about this all these years. Gonna bring

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Speaker 2: it to me, gona hand to me, said all my

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Speaker 2: left because oh, y'all stop kissing at the same time,

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Speaker 2: so ignorant. Don't hold right here. Well you hold it,

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Speaker 2: you you hold me, you hold her? You stop, you stop? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, thank you. I think we got it. Steve.

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Speaker 2: I like how more I like her to sing.

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