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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, this is a

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Speaker 1: lease from Customer Service. Can help you? Hello? Hello? Can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Can? Hello? Hello? This is Eddie. Hey Eddie,

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Speaker 1: how are you going to help you? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I'd be doing better if my sciatica nerve wasn't acting

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Speaker 1: up and it's been tough to move around today. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm good, sir. This is customer Service.

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Speaker 1: How can I help? All? Right? Custom Well, I I

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Speaker 1: wanted to place an online review on a product? Oh okay, yes, hey,

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Speaker 1: one time is it? Where? What time is it? There? Um,

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Speaker 1: it's early so sir. YEA also service if you want

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Speaker 1: to do an online review you yes, that's why I'm

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Speaker 1: What was your name again? It's Alie, Alie. I uh,

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Speaker 1: I courted a woman named Elise once when I was

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Speaker 1: in the core. Oh yeah, I was over in Thailand

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Speaker 1: and she was What you need to do is just

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Speaker 1: click on the online and write a review underneath that

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Speaker 1: you don't have to call for review. I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: my phone right now that my uh my granddaughter gave me,

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Speaker 1: and I don't see a click online button. No, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no no, it's online like website our website, you

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Speaker 1: have a membership. I would assume I was given this

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Speaker 1: book as a gift and I wanted to online review it,

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm calling you, Elise. So how do

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Speaker 1: I go ahead and lodge my online review for this book?

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Speaker 1: Because I gotta tell you. Part of the reason I

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Speaker 1: think I tweaked my sciadic sciatic nerve was because of

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Speaker 1: how hot and bothered I got reading this thing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what, sir, My manager is not available, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know who Mike Namagur is. My name is Eddie,

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Speaker 1: and Eddie and my granddaughter, my granddaughter gives me a

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Speaker 1: book and it was it was fifty Shades of Gray. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I thought it was because sometimes I like to

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Speaker 1: sit out on the back porch and my boxers and paint.

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Speaker 1: It's relaxing. So I thought it was a painting book.

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Speaker 1: And then I opened it up and started reading a

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Speaker 1: whole Boy, things have worked on me that haven't worked

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Speaker 1: in half of half a century. Okay, Eddie, it was great.

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Speaker 1: Have you read have you read the Have you read

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Speaker 1: this book? Fifty Shades of Gray? No, it's not type

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you really should check it out. There's

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Speaker 1: did you know there's certain positions that they do in

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Speaker 1: that book that I think are illegal where I live.

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Speaker 1: Where do you live? I don't. I live in world.

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Speaker 1: That's where I live. Okay, Well, enough of the small talk.

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Speaker 1: Can you quit both me so I can give my

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Speaker 1: online review? Can I please just post my online review

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Speaker 1: and move on about my day? Okay? Sure, I can't

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Speaker 1: time for this. I bet five waiting. I cannot do this.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, why don't you just hang up

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Speaker 1: your phone? How about how about I just tell you

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. Then, man, I'll take the

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Speaker 1: guests work out of the whole deal. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about, Eddie, I'm talking about that. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: I am going to go crazy. Are you serious? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your manager, Jasmine set you up. She

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Speaker 1: actually patched me through your line so I could online

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Speaker 1: review my fifty Shades A great book? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell yeah, it's not really necessarily a good read,

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Speaker 1: but it's a hard read, that's for sure. O wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubile phone pranks. We'd say mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,