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Speaker 1: I say something else, Steve, He's stupid. I want everybody

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Speaker 1: I the prison ministry. Casino night went bad this past Saturday.

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna have to tell him that because they're

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Speaker 1: you gonna tell him, deacon, because you started this minute.

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Speaker 1: Now I didn't. I didn't start. Yes, she did. You

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Speaker 1: Pastor we Um. We have three members that have been

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Speaker 1: could you. I'm gonna let you figure out who you want. Now.

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Speaker 1: First we have brother Donnie Dixon. Please take a listen

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Speaker 1: to Brother Donnie Dixon. Pass me not old gentle, say

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Speaker 1: save you here my boy, cry, cry wow ohnothers down

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Speaker 1: No whipon for here's me? No no, no sheill prosper

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Speaker 1: no no he walking around whim what hed what you

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Speaker 1: you's been not leave past fantasier style as sister, No no, no,

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Speaker 1: for no reason? Right go ahead, sister Laura bills may

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Speaker 1: R sweet the sound say come, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: too much, too much, slavery, thank you to what is

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Speaker 1: we saying like the hounds is coming? All right? We

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Speaker 1: gotta go sorry? I like that. Secondly, alright, alright, more

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Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right

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Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steven Show. Steve, what's something

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Speaker 1: you feel like you constantly, constantly have to explain to

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Speaker 1: people you want? You want, yes, we want you to lie.

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Speaker 1: A thing that I'm trying to get past is my

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Speaker 1: lifestyle to explaining explaining that I can't tell you how

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Speaker 1: many times? Why y'all do that? You know you could

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Speaker 1: have gayed this to this. It's people over here that

436
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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing, and y'all spending this money on that.

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Speaker 1: I spend a lot of time dealing with that. But

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Speaker 1: you give. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You

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Speaker 1: can't give enough to people, That's true. You can give

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Speaker 1: until you ain't got no more, and then they just

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Speaker 1: move on to another lass. But I get yeah, I

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Speaker 1: get tired of explaining myself. I'm through. I'm through doing that.

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Speaker 1: I'm through doing it. And you give to us. Ye,

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Speaker 1: very generous, You're very generous. Yes, and thank you. But

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Speaker 1: like Bishop Alma told me, for those who love you,

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Speaker 1: no explanation necessary. For those who hate you, no explanation acceptable.

447
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Speaker 1: And when we ask you, Steve, I mean we ask

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Speaker 1: you a lot of stuff too. I mean, but we

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Speaker 1: work together and we just want to know exposures everything

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Speaker 1: you know, absolutely the blessings. Come down, man, let's slow down.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Carl, Like you got a question, I do?

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Speaker 1: I do? Okay, So listen to this seat. You wake

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Speaker 1: up and you see you have texts from multiple family

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Speaker 1: member text messages from multiple family and friends. Now, half

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Speaker 1: of the messages say go outside. The other half of

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Speaker 1: the messages say stay inside. What do you do? Half

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Speaker 1: of the messages say stay inside and the other half

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Speaker 1: say go outside. From family, stay inside? Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: from family and friends. You got a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: text messages. I'm gonna stay inside. I control most of

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Speaker 1: what's happening in mind, go outside, opening up yourself towards here.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in here. You can't get in here. I

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Speaker 1: got alarms, I got secured. I'm gonna stay in here,

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Speaker 1: all right. I hain't to go out nowhere. That's that's

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Speaker 1: a good one. Like, yeah, we're playing as Steve. Come on, junior,

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Speaker 1: all right, uncle? What is the dumbest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the dumbest rule you had it? Tune again? Yeah you did,

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Speaker 1: mister change of attitude? What killed? What's the dumbest rule

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Speaker 1: you had in school? This the one elementary Two people

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Speaker 1: can't slide down the slide board and say, who are

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Speaker 1: you trying to? We can't go for thirty minutes, you

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Speaker 1: see that, trying to get any If you let two

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Speaker 1: three of us slide at one time, we can probably

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Speaker 1: get a couple of slides in right as one person

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Speaker 1: at a time and they get to the bottom and

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Speaker 1: clear the air. What bro, bro, you're gonna clear the

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Speaker 1: area when you get the bottom of these shoes on

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Speaker 1: the back of your head. That was the dumbest, damn one.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have a one sliding board. Here's one. What

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Speaker 1: are you slowly starting to realize? What else are you

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Speaker 1: slowly starting to realize as you become older and older? Man,

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Speaker 1: I think it has more to do with sex. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well think we're all ears. We hadn't hit. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: ain't as critical as it used to be. Like if

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Speaker 1: I come in and it's late, now I'm sleepy, I

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Speaker 1: see you the more I'm trying. But when you were younger,

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Speaker 1: when I was younger in the car on the way,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, see, I've learned to be a

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Speaker 1: lot more patience with it. Okay, of late, that's ain't that.

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Speaker 1: Just slow down, dog, it's gonna happen. We gotta go

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Speaker 1: to miss Anne Steve Let's ladies and gentleman miss Anne

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Speaker 1: Tripp very much, everybody, and this is a trip with

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Speaker 1: the news. Unfortunately, the news doesn't come by slow. Residents

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Speaker 1: of the island nation of Sri Lanka, for instance, have

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Speaker 1: been traumatized in the wake of the Eastern Day bond

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Speaker 1: blasts that ripped through luxury hotels, churches, multi Catholic churches,

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Speaker 1: killing two hundred and ninety people and injuring about five

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Speaker 1: hundred others. Local law enforcements say that the blasts of

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Speaker 1: Peter have been coordinated suicide attacks. The victims include Sri

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Speaker 1: Lankan police as well as tourists, including three Americans. No

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Speaker 1: reason for the explosions has been given yet. Nobody took responsibility,

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Speaker 1: but police suspect the locally grown Muslim terrorist group that

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Speaker 1: apparently did threaten to take some action. The chairman of

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Speaker 1: the House Judiciary Committee, Congressman Gerald Nadler, says that while

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Speaker 1: Democrats are not pursuing the impeachment of President Trump, that

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Speaker 1: the issue is not entirely off the table. Nader tells

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Speaker 1: NBC's Meet the Press that Democrats want to see the

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Speaker 1: whole MULA report and allow the evidence to lead them.

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Speaker 1: We have to hear from bar We have to hear

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Speaker 1: from Mueller, We have to hear from other people like

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Speaker 1: Don McGann. We have to get the entire report, including

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Speaker 1: the redacted materials, so we can evaluate it. And naller

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Speaker 1: as the evidence of the obstruction of justice by President

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Speaker 1: Trump is impeachable if it has proven. The FBI says,

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Speaker 1: as arrested the leader of an armed group of Americans

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Speaker 1: who have been stopping and arresting migrants from Central American

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Speaker 1: countries from illegally crossing the nation's southern border. They're just

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Speaker 1: taken upon themselves. The suspect is identified as a guy

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Speaker 1: named Larry Hopkins. He's a convicted felon, and he was

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Speaker 1: taken into custody in New Mexico. He's doing federal court

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Speaker 1: later on this morning. Looks like Trayvon Martin's murderer gets

522
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Speaker 1: no love from Tinder. George Zimmerman, the ex neighborhood watch

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Speaker 1: volunteer who called police about the innocent black teenager for

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Speaker 1: no reason, attacked him after being told by authorities not

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Speaker 1: to interfere, and who shot and killed him after losing

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Speaker 1: the fight that he himself started. Zimmon was acquitted. However,

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Speaker 1: Tinders cited a user's a safety from moving his profile,

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Speaker 1: and the Tampa, Florida newspaper says a Zimma is using

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Speaker 1: a fake name on Tinder anyway. Former Vice Press and

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden expected to officially join the crowded list of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty Democratic presidential hopeful sometime this week, they say,

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Speaker 1: maybe by Wednesday. Sad news, film director John Singleton has

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Speaker 1: reportedly suffered a stroke. According to his family. The fifty

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Speaker 1: one year old writer and director of the groundbreaking film

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Speaker 1: Boys in the Hood, suffered a stroke while in the

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Speaker 1: hospital last Wednesday. You know where and why he was

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Speaker 1: in there anyway, but anyway, he remains in intensive care.

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Speaker 1: This week, John Singleton became the first black filmmaker to

539
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Speaker 1: receive an OSCAR nomination four Boys in the Hood, Tom

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00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: said the weekend box office. The new horror film Lalona.

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Speaker 1: Your children are safe now, but they will come for

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Speaker 1: them La Jordonia Latona made twenty six million bucks. Now

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Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve, here we are. J is here to

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Speaker 1: murder another hit, ladies and gentlemen, the hit murderer himself,

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Speaker 1: Jake Anthony Brown. All right, check it out. Man boodh

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Speaker 1: to man boot one squeet man booth ah to man

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Speaker 1: boot one squeet man boot. And I'm talking about these

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Speaker 1: man boots and boo man bo man. I've got these

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Speaker 1: man boot see them best when my shoes is tight.

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Speaker 1: That was a nigga secret needs imp cup. That's the

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Speaker 1: man boo size eatingly. Don't exercise in your big assake down.

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Speaker 1: You know them well what they are good as everybody

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Speaker 1: else you t t needs a wrong. Yeah yeah, Man

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Speaker 1: to you manboo Ah White squeet man, booh to you

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Speaker 1: booh white sweet man boo. I'm talking about these man

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Speaker 1: who mano mano Man, I've got these man man booh

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Speaker 1: to you man Booe. It really is. I love it.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Joy

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Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here with comedy Roulette. What you got?

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Speaker 1: It is so simple, it's very simple. We have to explain.

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Speaker 1: I know Steve gets upset, but we have new listeners

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Speaker 1: by the hour, by the hour Championship we actually yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's championship Team's championship team. So it's comedy roulette. Here's

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Speaker 1: how we do. We take five subjects, put them on

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Speaker 1: a wheel. Fund the wheel. Look at me, Sherley when

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Speaker 1: I said, Bunton fund the wheel, funding around and around

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Speaker 1: where it stops. We do the damn thing. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Number one, so you're telling me you

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Speaker 1: don't know how you got naked pictures on your phone. No,

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Speaker 1: we're not having that discussion. Number two, the car always

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Speaker 1: comes back on e Yeah, all right. Number three, what

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Speaker 1: part of you on punishment? Do you not understand. Four.

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Speaker 1: I see that tooth messing. You see that toothisting? How

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Speaker 1: can you walt get it there? Number five? Nobody buys

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Speaker 1: a bus pass just to be buying a bus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: bunn it, finn it cats, let's do let's do that phone, many,

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Speaker 1: let's do that phone. Oh what you don't like this one?

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Speaker 1: Number one landed on number one? How are you telling me?

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Speaker 1: You don't know how you got naked pictures in your

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how those pictures got you know what?

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Speaker 1: This ain't my damn phone? Look at that? Look at

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Speaker 1: ain't my phone? Master fact, I don't know how do

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Speaker 1: you feel? What? She really was? Sure he was the

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Speaker 1: results of her mamocane got to see that? Why I

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Speaker 1: get to say that she looked that night? You pushing it? Listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls

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Speaker 1: that are auditioning for the Vagina monolog That's all. Listen, baby,

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Speaker 1: don't be like that man. But she got ready. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's not naked. What you looking at? She looking soon

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Speaker 1: as you're showing she's not naked. Not only is she

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Speaker 1: not naked, she was showing me pictures of her bathroom

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Speaker 1: She just happened to be nick when she took the pictures.

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Speaker 1: That's all that is. She needs some work in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Happen to me forever, nice capet exactly. I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to. She sent the picture to me

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00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: because she wants me to show you, ask you what

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Speaker 1: you take she told me to do. I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: what she told me. She said, show it to you

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Speaker 1: and see what you think. Now what you think? Baby, baby, baby?

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Speaker 1: This is this is listen, all these pictures. Was going

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Speaker 1: into this new thing and I'm opening up online called

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Speaker 1: booty book, Facebook book. That's what you can do. You

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00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 1: can't do the book without the booty baby. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: ask me about the nigger picture in this phone. She

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Speaker 1: sent them to me so I could give him the

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Speaker 1: lee handed for his God. I'm trying to help. I'm

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Speaker 1: shot help somebody. He sent me the neck picture. She

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Speaker 1: said she got a rash on her back. Did I

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Speaker 1: want to see it? I said, yeah, that's how I

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Speaker 1: got that name. A doctor. My name Ki. Okay. She

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00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,720
Speaker 1: was trying to tell to somebody name Ki. Stand your stand.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I told her I thought I had

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Speaker 1: the meason. She said you really look like that was

615
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Speaker 1: not like that. Thanks guys for this week's version of

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Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Every Tommy has a prank phone called coming

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Speaker 1: up right after this you're listening to show coming up

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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.

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Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. Hang onto your seats

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Speaker 1: for this one. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call which you've gotten call. Yes, this goes out to

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Speaker 1: all the chill leadle mammas bottom bottom bottom of Hello, Hello, Hello, hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you hear me? I'm trying to reach Sorry second,

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Speaker 1: let me count it down. Okay, Hi, who are you

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Speaker 1: trying to reach? I'm trying to means Angela. This is Angela.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this see Hi angel This is Chip Chip.

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Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for

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Speaker 1: the summer. Oh hi, Chimp, what can I do for you?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a courtesy call your daughter.

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Speaker 1: You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,

632
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: right yeah, but Joe, Yeah, this is your guys third

633
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: year being a part of the camp. Yep, and she's

634
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: really excited. She loved coming to the camp, and we

635
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: think it's a great thing for how to be involved

636
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: in what's up. Okay, you guys just finished the whole

637
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: cheerleading season two, am I right? The competition season? Yes,

638
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: that's coming off of that, right, right, Okay, Well, we're

639
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,959
Speaker 1: getting ready for the summer and everybody's excited about coming

640
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: out and being a part of what's going on. So

641
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to give you a little bit.

642
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm the new camp director. I was

643
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: just starting at this job. I got a few notes

644
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: that that we're giving to me about about, so I

645
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call and see if I

646
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: could talk to you about it. A few notes giving

647
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: to you about Yeah, just a couple of notes. I

648
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: don't think it's anything that we can make sure it's okay.

649
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: What kind of note. Well, it's been brought to my

650
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: attention that some of the parents whose daughters are out

651
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: there as well, there's gonna be there this summer a

652
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,720
Speaker 1: little concerned about her being on top of the pyramid,

653
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: that she's uh is getting a little heavy, should she

654
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

655
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: wait ho ho ho you calling me about some some

656
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: other parents and said about how big my child is

657
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: or how much my child ways. What I wanted to

658
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: let you know was we're gonna put as a base

659
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: or oh no, you ain't gonna put no base. I

660
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: don't already take my money. And what you say your

661
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: name is Chip? And um, how long have you been

662
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,479
Speaker 1: the director? Because I was just up there two weeks

663
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: ago and they told me that she was gonna be

664
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: the same position that she was last year, because that

665
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: is what worked, That's the formation that worked. So I

666
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: don't even know what the world Supposedly that some of

667
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to hold up.

668
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: So that's what seems to be the problem in there.

669
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: They're not getting a strong enough pier men. And I'm now,

670
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a wait a minute. I know,

671
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: well she ain't the biggest one. I felt, have you

672
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: been myself? My child is not the biggest child. I

673
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: fell when it because I would tell you I've not

674
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: seen these chileyers and if some baby smost I felt, Okay,

675
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: hang on, Angela, I want you to calm down a bit. Now.

676
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: Anybody's gonna calm down, because I would not already paid

677
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 1: my money, and this is that I'll be talking about

678
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: what parents? What Harrison said? Something? Is it? Uh? Is it?

679
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: Carrie Man? I'm not. I'm not gonna state who it is,

680
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: but let's just tell you it was several o these

681
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: territs has got something to say about my child and

682
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: her position on the chileaning squad. Because if you ain't

683
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: gonna fuck up no names, then I'm gonna listen what

684
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing. When

685
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: she get out fell I didn't pay my money, she

686
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: better not be on no base. She better be in

687
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: the hour. I guarantee you that. Right. Nah, i'd have

688
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: been hanging with these I ain't. Nobody said nothing to

689
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: me about and her weight and all this. Okay, Angela,

690
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: can you hear me? I just wanted you to hear me. Clearly,

691
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them,

692
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: I will critique what I think. You don't even need

693
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: to be calling me because you ain't even seen nothing.

694
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: So you calling me with him? He says, she's from

695
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: some other parents that's been skinny and grinned in my face,

696
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: and they now wanted you and nothing to me. They

697
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: have't been in my house. We didn't have parties, always

698
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: have the competition every week nd every other day, and

699
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 1: they couldn't say nothing to me about my baby. I

700
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: tell you what, why don't you call your girls on

701
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 1: the three way? Mister Chip? If you can't call him

702
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: on the three then I got them, No must I

703
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: call him on the three way? Differ? Okay, Okay, Look, mans,

704
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: all I wanted to do is make you aware of

705
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: the possibility that she may be a black Thank you

706
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: you have made me aware. And I guarantee you that

707
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: if I bring my big yellow up and come to

708
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: the practice, I guarantee you she won't be in a face.

709
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: How much you want to bet on that, mister Chip. Look,

710
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna quit holler at me. And I told you

711
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: I would try to take a look at these girls.

712
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: But I tell you what your thought is gonna be

713
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: a face or she's gonna be a back support, whichever

714
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: I decide. She's started to do. Who enough? Do you

715
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: think you're honing that, mister Chill. No, that's not how

716
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. As a matter of fact. As

717
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, mister Chill, are you at the

718
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: registration table to day I'm here now while people are

719
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: registering your sorry, let me turning around. I'll tell you what.

720
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm on my way up there. Why don't you and

721
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 1: the parents that's been complaining, Why don't all y'all come

722
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: to the table and we're gonna have come to Jesus

723
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: meeting about whether it's gonna be. But it's coming up

724
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: season because I'm not going to tolerate this. I've been

725
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: told you, I haven't paid my money and this high

726
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: is going down? Game? Wait, what what is it think?

727
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: Your weather? Game? Way or night? What do they have

728
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: to do with her chip meeting? Doude? You agree that

729
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: probably bigger than most of the girls on the Team's

730
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: not bitter than most of the girls on the team.

731
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: Uh mony daughter's visited and she wasn't no base. Last

732
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: ship they hiked up up some you gonna get up

733
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: to We all just gonna be big, implumped up in

734
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: the air. I didn't turned the round and I'm here

735
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: to tell you the traction table, so you just be

736
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: with it. Be d before you here, there's something else

737
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: I need to tell you. You ain't gonna tell me

738
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: a thing. All you gotta do is have you and

739
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 1: the pairs around that table when I get there, because

740
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm on my way up there right now, then y'all

741
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: can say all y'all gotta say in my face, well,

742
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: I want to get before you get it. I just

743
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 1: want to let you know, man, what this is nephew

744
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: timing from the seams on this phone? What did you

745
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: just say? This is a nephew timing from the Steve

746
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Be god, Oh lord, Rochelle, there's another

747
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: pair named Rochelle. She told me, y'all look good friends

748
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: out there. Oh she got Oh so she want to

749
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: break out? Huh. All right, we're gonna see the season start.

750
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm start of uniform. She'll be able to perform a

751
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: fact we looking for hers. How about I want to

752
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: break out? Me? Oh? Man, hey, let me ask baby,

753
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

754
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: show in the land on out of the Money? Got

755
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: to be downhy my baby, Yeah it happens, Jason. My

756
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:20,720
Speaker 1: baby's the backspot? Why my baby? Ye all you Chierlea.

757
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 1: The mama's out there. That's in Sauceberry, Maryland. I feel

758
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: like you want to get out a little bit this

759
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: Friday and get your laugh on the nephew is coming

760
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: to town? What chemical? It's the what chemical? I hope

761
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying that. I swell. I don't know if I'm

762
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: saying comic comical. I think I'm saying right. But the

763
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: nephew is there, and chill, the daddy is till you

764
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: want them to cheer dads, their job is to clap

765
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,439
Speaker 1: and write the check. Yes, we do write the check.

766
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: Tommy is a cheer and what is the cheer mom's

767
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 1: job to be at all the competition, to make ass

768
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: and to cheer them on. We got to be right.

769
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. When they say cheering, when

770
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 1: when my when my wife's telling me, listen, she cheers.

771
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: And three twelve, you can't slide in the three thirty

772
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 1: you you're gonna miss the whole that because there's three minutes.

773
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: There's three minutes long. My little girl said, yeah, are

774
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: their parents who take it too far? Why? I don't

775
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: know many parents that do that. Because Shirley said, I'm

776
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: taking it too far and I don't agree. You know,

777
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: I love she's taken in too far. She does go

778
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: a little overboard. You've seen the movie Callers one and

779
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: the stands screaming, let me tell you how you let

780
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: tell you how? You know, let me tell you how.

781
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. Caller gonna lead Hill Friday. You're gonna

782
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: go to a chill competition. Listen to caller's voice a much.

783
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: Listen who every kid should have a mom like that? Yeah, yeah, dedication,

784
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: They shouldn't. My mama wasn't like that. And now turn out.

785
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letters.

786
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby. You're listening to the Steve

787
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time now, guys, for

788
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationship,

789
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: huh's fronted? Oh wait, oh don we haven't even gotten

790
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: to it yet. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,

791
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: parenting and more, Yeah, it's a tough one. Submit your

792
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter.

793
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: I believe we are ready. We could be reading your

794
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like this one. Now.

795
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: I bet yours don't be just like Oh, I bet

796
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: you not buggle up, hold on tight here it is

797
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. Oh yeah, we probably guys need to

798
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: do a disclaimer on this letter. So if your parents

799
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: with your children in the car, you don't want them

800
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: to hear this. Okay, yea, I put the keys out right, man,

801
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: stay in the car. You don't want to miss it. There. Yeah,

802
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: had to put him in there. Yeah that, Oh, there's

803
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: that all right? Here we go. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby.

804
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty one year old

805
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 1: female and I've been dating a thirty six year old

806
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: married woman for two years. Recently, she and her husband

807
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: were having serious financial problems, so I offered to move

808
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: in with them and help out with the mortgage and

809
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: the bills. Yeah. Yeah. We told her husband that I

810
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: was just a co worker that needed a place to

811
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 1: live temporarily, and he bought it. So I moved in.

812
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: When the husband was at work or hanging out on

813
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: the weekend, me and my girlfriend would be getting it

814
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: on in their bedroom. After a while, the husband figured

815
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: out what was going on. One day when he and

816
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: I were home alone, he confronted me and told me

817
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: that he knew about me and his wife. He said

818
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: he was attracted to me too, that's why he agreed

819
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 1: to let me move in. So that day, we ended

820
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: up making sweet love in their bedroom. Now yeah, yeah, yeah,

821
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: I told us, now what you think? Now, whenever my

822
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: girlfriend is out, I hook up with her husband. I

823
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: love my girlfriend, but there is nothing like being with

824
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: a man that puts it down the way he does.

825
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: Now I see why she doesn't want to leave this man.

826
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: So here's my problem. I just found out that I

827
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: am pregnant by my girlfriend's husband. My girlfriend would freak

828
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: out if she found out I was having sex with

829
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 1: a man. Her husband is secretly excited about the baby,

830
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: and he thinks we can all live as one big,

831
00:55:52,080 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: happy family. But but, but that sounds crazy to me.

832
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: Should I move out and be honest with my girlfriend?

833
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: Or should I give my baby a good home life

834
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: with a daddy and a second mom? Please advise? What?

835
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: Or should I give my baby a good home life

836
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: with a daddy and a second mom? Yeah? Yeah, so

837
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: she would just stay there with them, have the baby

838
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 1: be right there with the daddy, and you know his

839
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: wife would be her second, the baby's second mom. Why oh,

840
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: why just didn't you use protection? I mean, we gotta

841
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: start right there. I mean, were you trying to get

842
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,320
Speaker 1: pregnant here? I mean because what did you think was

843
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: gonna happen when you're having sex with your girlfriend's husband.

844
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna happen if if you're

845
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: doing it unprotected? First? Yes, yeah, I'm sure you've heard

846
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: this before. Though, once you start with the lie, then

847
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: you have to tell another lie, than another lie, than

848
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: another lie, and now you have an innocent baby on

849
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: your hands. This is so irresponsible, this is so trifling.

850
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: All of you are foul for your roles in this mess,

851
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: but I blame you the most, letter writer, because you

852
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: were in this just to get what you could get

853
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: out of it. I don't care if you did say

854
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 1: you moved in to help them out with the bills

855
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: or whatever. You just want to sex. I mean, that's it.

856
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: You want to sex with the wifeie. You want to

857
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: sex with the husband who puts it down. And you

858
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: see now why she won't leave this man. This is

859
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: a mess, and I say you need to leave their home.

860
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: You have made a mess of everything. You need to

861
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: fix it. The baby deserves the best life you can

862
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: give her, you and the father can give her. And yes,

863
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: someone is going to get hurt, most likely the wife.

864
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: The wife is going to have to find out. I'm

865
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: sorry because her husband is the father. You need to

866
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: woman up and you gotta tell her. You have to

867
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: tell her because an innocent baby is at stake here

868
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: and you don't want anything to happen to this baby.

869
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: You want this baby to have the best life, like

870
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: I said, that the baby can possibly have, and because

871
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: of your mistakes, you know it may not. It may

872
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: not because of that. Steve Well, this letter from the

873
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: very first line. I'm a thirty one year old female.

874
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm dating a thirty six year old married female woman

875
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: for two years. He had a husband having some financial troubles,

876
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: so you decided to move in with him and help

877
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: out with the mortgage and the bills. You and Hug

878
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: got together and told the husband that it was your

879
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: co worker and needed a place to stay temporarily. He

880
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: bought it. You moved in when the husband at work,

881
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,439
Speaker 1: hanging out on weekend, me and Hug in the bad room.

882
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: We're getting it on. Then after a while the husband

883
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: figured out what's going on. He come back home. He'd

884
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 1: been playing golf. He come back home. He'd been down

885
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: there with the boys on the basketball weekend. He come

886
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: back on the trip. Ain't nobody else. Shit. He walked

887
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: into door. Hey, I'm here, m Hey, what so you say?

888
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: After while he figured it. Now he ain't just figured

889
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,919
Speaker 1: when you moved in. His boys asked him, damn, dog,

890
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 1: you got you got, you got? You got two women

891
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: living in your house. She a friend, she hun co worker.

892
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: What y'all got going on? If you think his friends

893
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: ain't asked him none of these questions, That's why he

894
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: didn't figure that out, because we helped him. That's what

895
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: friends are. Fall One day he and I was home alone.

896
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: He confronted me and he told me he knew about

897
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: me and a wife. He said he's attracted me too,

898
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: and that's why he agreed to let me move in.

899
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: So that day we ended up making sweet love in

900
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: their bad room. Damn now, when my ever my girl

901
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: that's out of hook up with her husband. So you

902
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: just don't lead a house you just that's funny. Just

903
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: waiting to see who's gonna be loved, that's funny. Man,

904
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: to hear what y'all going out of here together? That

905
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: is funny. Go and live your best life. Go. Do

906
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: you get yourself some me time? So I can get

907
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: me some we time. Oh my god, that's funny. Now

908
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: I hook up with a husband. I love my girlfriend,

909
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: but there's nothing like being with a man that puts

910
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: it down where you do. I've always said that. Now

911
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: I see why she don't want to lead. This man.

912
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: Hear my problem, and we're gonna go to break. I

913
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: just found out that I'll preg you with my girlfriend's husband.

914
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 1: Is anybody surprised? All right? Look, hang on, I'm not. Yeah.

915
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

916
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject to my girlfriend's husband's baby.

917
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Wow, you're listening, all right, Steve,

918
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my girlfriend's

919
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: husband's baby quickly. Let me just get it to you.

920
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: These two women, as co workers, just been lovers on

921
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: their job. One of the chicks is married, the other

922
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 1: girl is not. Or the married chick and her husband

923
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: fall on hard times. She offered to move in with

924
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 1: him to help out with the bills and everything. They

925
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: both went to the husband told that he failed for it.

926
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: She moved in. He thinking they just co workers till

927
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: he went out here ran this situation down to his boys.

928
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: Now every time he leave the house hearing the girl

929
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: in their bedroom getting it on. Now, she said her

930
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: husband finally figured it out one day and confronted her

931
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: and said he was attracted to her too, that's the

932
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: only reason he let him moved in. So he ended

933
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: up in bed room making sweet love. Now, whenever my

934
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: girlfriend is out of hook up with her husband, so

935
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: she hook up with the hood husband when the girlfriend out,

936
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: and who go with the girlfriend when the husband out?

937
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: Her ass don't leave the house. They didn't working out

938
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: with her where she the only one got a key,

939
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 1: so she got stalled. That's hilarious. Everybody thinking this coube

940
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: and she she just over there just wearing her ass out.

941
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 1: She ain't doing that but going to work and having

942
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: said going to work and having seen she's your damn

943
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: tired of her job. She is considering quick That ain't

944
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: in the letter, but her asses wore out. Now I

945
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: see why she don't want to leave this man. So

946
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: here my problem. I just found out I'm pregnant by

947
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's husband. My girlfriend would freak out if she

948
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: found out if I was having sex with a man

949
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: with a man. You think that's the prod that's going

950
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: through that you having sex with other man. Her man

951
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: is but the girl. Her husband is secretly excited about

952
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: the baby. This damn food. He just set up here

953
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: and landed in this heavenly situation, so he thinks, And

954
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: so he's secretly excited about the baby. Is he out

955
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: of his damn mind? See this thing got so good

956
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: to him. He think he didn't he didn't hit the jackpott,

957
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: And he thinks we can all live as one big,

958
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 1: happy family. Bring it in. Can't explain this down at

959
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: the church or nothing church. But that sounds crazy to me.

960
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: That sound crazy to you? Moving in didn't sound crazy?

961
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: Should I move out and beat her and be honest

962
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: with my girlfrid? Quit saying girlfrid because y'all ain't that

963
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: no more? I can tell you that right now. Or

964
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: should I give my baby a good home and a

965
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: life with a daddy In the second month, He didn't

966
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: convince you that she gonna go for this, Sherley pointed

967
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: out who she thought was wrong. Let me tell you

968
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: who I think is wrong. See, when you invite sin in,

969
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: remember sin is all in. It. Don't do boundaries, it,

970
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: don't do electrical don't do raizor wild good sin get

971
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: in all that. So once you invite seeing in what

972
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: you want to go wrong. I think the wife is

973
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: wrong because y'all so called fake. The husband in the

974
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 1: beginning told him, y'all was just co working. You've been

975
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: down the screw around on your husband. What difference doing

976
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: make is with a woman? If you ain't supposed to

977
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: sleep outside your manna, you ain't supposed to sleep outside

978
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: your mann Now you're down here with this other woman

979
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: outside for two years on your husband. Then you bring

980
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: that same mess outside your house in your house. Now

981
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: all is fitting getting messy? All y'all wrong. You're sleeping

982
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 1: with somebody under your husband's nose in his own bad.

983
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: She wrong for bringing her funking behind over there. Then

984
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: west yourself in. Now he wrong and she wrong for

985
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 1: sitting up looking at each other one day. Then they

986
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 1: started screw it. Now they don't win in there and

987
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: had a baby. Now now you want to be worried

988
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: about who feelings hurt? Now this is all wrong. He

989
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: think we could be one happy family. This damn food

990
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: no good in hair. Well, this ain't gonna work. Sitting

991
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: up in here with your wife and you pregnant. Then

992
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: then pregnated her girlfriend who posted to be a co

993
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 1: worker who I'm pretty sure they ain't gonna ever let

994
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: out the day kicking it, na, So you just fitting

995
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: to be the dog that slept with the other lady.

996
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: They ain't gonna put their business out there, but this

997
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: hell for sleeping with you. That's front and center because

998
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: your wife can't get a pig this show. Damn baby,

999
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 1: y'all ain't being center in there aging that ain't my baby? Well?

1000
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: Who baby is there? Hey? Dog dog show? Damn baby. Now,

1001
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: everybody in this letter get just what they got coming.

1002
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: And whatever happened to the three of them all to

1003
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 1: just happened? Ain't no favorites in this letter. How you

1004
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: gonna pick your favorite food? What that sounds like that?

1005
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: How you gonna pick your favorite foods? Yeah, we got

1006
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: full fools running. Which one of these fools? You? We

1007
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 1: did that with the presidency? How did that work out

1008
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: for you? That's what happened when you pick a food.

1009
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: All three of y'all that picked each other. He picked her,

1010
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: she picked him, she picked you, You picked her, then

1011
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: he picked you, and then you picked him. Y'all just

1012
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: in there just picking off each other. Now, ain't none

1013
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 1: of y'all got what y'all thought y'all head, ain't none

1014
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: of y'all got what you thought you had. So now

1015
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: guess what you're gonna have to deal with what you

1016
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: got once you make the bed you got to lay

1017
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: in him. The only person I feel sorry for this

1018
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: whole story is this child, the baby to be raggedy

1019
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: runch behind. Sitting up in here and sitting in what

1020
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 1: you let me ask you this here? What y'all gonna

1021
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: name the baby us? You know how you name the

1022
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: baby after everybody? However, who you gonna name the baby us?

1023
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: That's funny sitting up in here, man, Just damn foolish,

1024
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 1: damn people in there, all of them screwing each other.

1025
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: Don't nobody no, but just wow? I mean, who I

1026
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,439
Speaker 1: wanted to reenact me from you? And Jay ain't gonna

1027
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: lie sitting up in here on what the hell I'm

1028
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: post to say? All right, guys, we gotta get out

1029
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 1: of here. You can email introduced nobody in that damn

1030
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: my husband. This is my wife in law. Oh, this

1031
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: is I'm the biggest granddaddy and his Steve Harvey FM

1032
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:16,719
Speaker 1: and his uncle. This is his niece. Cousin, mother and aunt.

1033
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

1034
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening show. All right, Steve,

1035
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: you promised that you had a surprise for us for

1036
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: the Strubberry letter. I really don't surprise, but I really

1037
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: want to focus on one person in this letter in particular, okay,

1038
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:42,640
Speaker 1: and that is the woman who was sleeping with the

1039
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 1: married woman for two years who ended up moving into

1040
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: the house and and the husband didn't know that they

1041
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: had relationships. So every time the husband would go out,

1042
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:58,799
Speaker 1: she being in the bed making sweet love to the woman.

1043
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 1: Then one day the man say he figured out what

1044
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 1: they was doing, but he attracted her too, So when

1045
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: the woman left the house, she was in there making

1046
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: sweet love to the husband. Yeah. Now what didn't happened

1047
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: is she didn't wind up getting pregnant, and she don't

1048
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,240
Speaker 1: know how to tell it to her girlfrid, who is

1049
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 1: the wife of the husband. And the Hubbard is supposed

1050
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 1: to be secretly happy because he having a baby. He

1051
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: think they fit to be all one big happy family.

1052
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 1: That was the letter. But my focus in this letter

1053
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:36,879
Speaker 1: is the woman that moved in with the married people's girlfriend.

1054
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: With the falseness that they was just friends. Hearing the girl,

1055
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: but they've been in there just lighting the room up.

1056
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 1: Then come to find out, he found out. And so

1057
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: now when she gone him and her back there doing it,

1058
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: and when he gone her and her back there, do it?

1059
01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: High tide? Is she if she ain't exhausted? She did,

1060
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: she didn't been off motor she could chew because they

1061
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 1: keep leaving. Now she just sitting on the porch in

1062
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: a rocking chair. You're leaving now, yep, I'm gonna run

1063
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 1: over here in holiday my board. But wink wink when

1064
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:25,640
Speaker 1: I get back though, Oh, well, guess how going in

1065
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 1: here and see what she wants? You know what I want?

1066
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: What you've been doing? Baby? Nothing? Men? Me and Carl

1067
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 1: was in him. You know what time it is? Tuesday? No,

1068
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: that's how they Tuesdays and Friday. Yeah, I just want

1069
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 1: you come on in here. Well I would, but I'm

1070
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 1: tired now you're at that time, don't care come on

1071
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 1: back here. So now he the wife tied. But the

1072
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: one that's really tired is who that helf out on

1073
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: the porch, just watching who coming and who's going, letting

1074
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,679
Speaker 1: her know what show she got to put on because

1075
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 1: the two different shows, ain't it. Yeah, it's two different shows. Yeah,

1076
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,639
Speaker 1: it's when she and there with the Man, that's one show. Yeah,

1077
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 1: she and there with the woman, that's another show. Never

1078
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: getting there with that too much show. That show that's

1079
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: like a movie that's too long. You've been the four

1080
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 1: hour movie. Yes, we disc gonna in. Man. I don't know, man,

1081
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: what y'all think, fellas, give me some some things that

1082
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: the girl, the Tide girl gonna be saying. I ain't

1083
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:52,360
Speaker 1: tell you what she said. What she said? She said

1084
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: when both of y'all gonna go someplace that I need

1085
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: a break, actually walk around the house and Sunday morning,

1086
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: you know, families to go to church. You know, Applebee's

1087
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: got that new coupon. I cut y'all one out. What

1088
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:21,519
Speaker 1: y'all gonna see y'all grandparents or some drive somewhere. Get

1089
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 1: out of the house. He hasn't got that two for

1090
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 1: twenty because I'm tired and I'm getting confused on what

1091
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be doing, not confused or who I'm

1092
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: supposed to what y'all in here doing it? Here? And here?

1093
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what girl, what did you talking about?

1094
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 1: Why did you invite me over? With all this at

1095
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: y'all sounded like you get out there when I started

1096
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 1: but listening, girl, I'm gonna go down. Girl, I'm going down.

1097
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:58,040
Speaker 1: Unemployment tomorrow has just gone and knit it. I can't

1098
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:05,679
Speaker 1: do this hire, that's too much. Do y'all ever sleep together? Question?

1099
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: She asked him, y'all ever the husband and wife? I

1100
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: need a break. I need a break. I ain't. I

1101
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:23,720
Speaker 1: can't be that good. They all want me. They all

1102
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:31,200
Speaker 1: wanted all of this, all of it, they want all

1103
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: of it. She had worked sleep, Yeah, she sleep all

1104
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: of her dancing every day. I have to get a

1105
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:43,800
Speaker 1: day off her head and flip back so hard in

1106
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 1: that chair with you. It didn't flip top through her

1107
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: ass out of her cubicle. She ain't getting no work done.

1108
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh man. And she walking past her girlfriend word blowing

1109
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:04,680
Speaker 1: since I didn't winking. She ain't handling that good? No more?

1110
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,679
Speaker 1: Stop winking out. Yeah, gonna see you at the house.

1111
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get late. Yeah. Then all of

1112
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 1: a sudden say, I'm not gonna let you go. Hello,

1113
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 1: Oh so you an't here working late tonight? H I

1114
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:35,560
Speaker 1: swing through and keep you comforted, you know, I know

1115
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,720
Speaker 1: she had the house about sleep. You know what I'm

1116
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 1: saying is one time he's really tack. Don't feel sorry

1117
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: for her. I don't feel sorry for the husband, and

1118
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 1: I do not feel sorry for the wife. All of

1119
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,479
Speaker 1: them filers, they want to be there, and then all

1120
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 1: of them want to get treated right. All I've been

1121
01:15:03,479 --> 01:15:05,639
Speaker 1: in there doing each other wrong. Now they want somebody

1122
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 1: to treat them right. Man, get out of here. And

1123
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: they got a baby? All right? Well, coming out more

1124
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

1125
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, listen. It is no

1126
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: secret that singles aren't always totally honest with the people

1127
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: they're dating. But some lives are small and some go

1128
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: much deeper and much darker. And even if you don't

1129
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,559
Speaker 1: bend the truth much to get someone interested, chances are

1130
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: it has happened to you when you were single. Okay,

1131
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 1: so what is your date lying to you about? According

1132
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,799
Speaker 1: to a new survey of more than thirteen hundred singles,

1133
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 1: we know the top things people lie about on the

1134
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 1: date people lie about on the d Okay, all right,

1135
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: So so for men, here we go number eight. They

1136
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:57,160
Speaker 1: lie about their weight. Yes, absolutely, yes, oh, sure, you're

1137
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 1: talking to the ready to love. Oh they're ready to love.

1138
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 1: How it's better known as the doctor, Come on, love doctor.

1139
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:10,200
Speaker 1: They lie about their education level. Yeah. They lie about

1140
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 1: their relationship status. I know that should have been number one, right,

1141
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: there's a little lane going on, Yeah, a lot of lines.

1142
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,720
Speaker 1: Number five. They lie about what they do for living

1143
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,320
Speaker 1: their profession. I don't know why you do that, but okay.

1144
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: They lie about hobbies, things they're interested in. They lie

1145
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,960
Speaker 1: about that, okay, Yeah, like you like to fish. But

1146
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: you might say you called a shark or so you read, yeah, shark,

1147
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:42,839
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying it goes deeper and darker. Yeah, exactly.

1148
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah I called a white type. Right, Oh yeah, exactly.

1149
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:54,519
Speaker 1: Okay did you say a well? Uh? You also lie

1150
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: about your living situation, you know, like you know some

1151
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 1: people do with them exactly. Oh here's a good one.

1152
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 1: You lie about how much money you may income doing it, right, man,

1153
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: that's not number one, though, this is number one. How

1154
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 1: many sexual partners you've had? Oh yeah, or your sexual prowess.

1155
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 1: That's what I thought it would be. You know how

1156
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 1: good you are. I've only had two? Only two? Stop

1157
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,719
Speaker 1: stop your lying, junior. What you only have two two women?

1158
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 1: Is it two partners in the last month? What's your

1159
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 1: talking about? All right, this is what women lie about.

1160
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,360
Speaker 1: This will be interesting. This is what women lie about

1161
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,560
Speaker 1: in this order. Uh. They lie about their profession, what

1162
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 1: they do for a living. Really the same thing. Almost.

1163
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:51,839
Speaker 1: They lie about their related relationship status. Oh I get married.

1164
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: Where you get that from? Let me tell this what

1165
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 1: change you? I'm married in California. You're at the wedding.

1166
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:04,639
Speaker 1: That wasn't me. He married? He married, I'm not married. Okay.

1167
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 1: They lie about hobbies, okay. They lie about their income. Women,

1168
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:13,440
Speaker 1: I ever heard their weight though we're only at number four. Okay.

1169
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 1: Women lie about their living situation. Okay, don't they it

1170
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: roommates their parents, a man, the man. Yeah, when they

1171
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 1: got a man, he just rooms. Okay. They also here's

1172
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 1: number two wait or as you would say, wait, okay, yeah,

1173
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: that's a big one. Number one. They women lie about

1174
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 1: their number of sexual partners. Of course I thought that

1175
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 1: would be age or something. Yeah, you can see that man,

1176
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: look your daddy, your eyes tell you I'll list man. Yeah,

1177
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: because I pay for it and I have receipt. That's right.

1178
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,719
Speaker 1: So I want to find out what you guys lie about,

1179
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: probably all of the aboves. Just how many partners? Can

1180
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:08,720
Speaker 1: I ask, y'all? Yeah, go ahead, when you were single? Huh?

1181
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:15,799
Speaker 1: How many partners? Oh? I was a version to moto

1182
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: and two for me on her husband? Yeah? Quest right? Yeah,

1183
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:30,320
Speaker 1: So come on, guys, what what else have you got?

1184
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 1: I know you guys have told some big old Yeah.

1185
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: I do some lies, and I don't have to hold

1186
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,599
Speaker 1: on tip to date, Like what you sure you want

1187
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: to talk about? Nor I read which we talked about

1188
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,719
Speaker 1: sports or something you thought about it? Yeah, this ain't

1189
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: really that you got? Junior single, he can do it.

1190
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 1: Come on, Junior. I don't lie about everything, from having

1191
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: a car to not have car. I lied about all

1192
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,320
Speaker 1: that I have got caught and told me to laugh.

1193
01:19:54,439 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 1: I lied, said I had a car, but she saw

1194
01:19:56,400 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: me walking to the bus. I didn't lae, I ain't

1195
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:04,240
Speaker 1: got caught and she rolled up on you while I

1196
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:10,760
Speaker 1: looked there waiting on the three seventy eight. Oh hell yeah,

1197
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,560
Speaker 1: which one you want? I was homeless. I lived in

1198
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:21,719
Speaker 1: the car, told a girl I had a company CEO

1199
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 1: I had I had a company, Yeah, and I was

1200
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: just down south looking for new forms of energy saving

1201
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 1: so I could take back to my company in northern Ohio. No,

1202
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:39,000
Speaker 1: she was cute, she was way out of my league.

1203
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: She said, you want to meet for dinner? I met

1204
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 1: her in them all. I said, yeah, you know what

1205
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean. And I said, what are you want to meet?

1206
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 1: She named the restaurant. I never heard that. She gave

1207
01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: the direction. I got to this restaurant there, Vallet. Now

1208
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:56,920
Speaker 1: keep in mind, everything I own is in my car. Right.

1209
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 1: So when I got to Vallet and I saw the

1210
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:06,760
Speaker 1: sign that said valet five dollars, Yeah, you went around back.

1211
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:11,040
Speaker 1: I pulled up. That dude grabbed my doorhood do dope,

1212
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:16,120
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, he said, with a valet, don't

1213
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 1: do that. Wearing self park at he said, right straight

1214
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 1: ahead to the left. I parked over that man. I

1215
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: walked back to that restaurant. They opened the door a

1216
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,360
Speaker 1: matre DK he said, right this way, sir. He walked

1217
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:37,120
Speaker 1: me over to this fine chicks yell on a black dress,

1218
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: have a little shirt tucked in, skin it in shirt

1219
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,360
Speaker 1: tucked in tight had one of them? Are merry go

1220
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:50,759
Speaker 1: round hands on fleets in two waists, tied that belt

1221
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 1: down in a knot with a loop y'all had one

1222
01:21:54,000 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: of them Western shirts on Double Breasted Company. Yeahall fly,

1223
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:03,680
Speaker 1: sit down on that. Man opened up that menu and

1224
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:13,920
Speaker 1: damn Neil couldn't breathe forgotten me. I had forty dollars.

1225
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: I couldn't find nothing on. Thats what you see? All right?

1226
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1227
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show. So Steve,

1228
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:38,720
Speaker 1: this lady sent a letter from Steve Harvey FM dot

1229
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:43,280
Speaker 1: com uh stating, Stephen Shirley, my friend said the breakup

1230
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 1: sex was better than any of the regular sex they

1231
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 1: had during their relationship. So here's the question. Is breakup

1232
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:54,160
Speaker 1: sex better than any other type of breakup sex? Is hey,

1233
01:22:54,240 --> 01:23:01,880
Speaker 1: let's do this one last time? Yeah? Yeah, before you go? Yes,

1234
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:07,320
Speaker 1: something to remember them by? The hy So is that

1235
01:23:07,479 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 1: the best kind or is it the first time? The

1236
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: new partner sex? All of it is good? First? Or

1237
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:20,960
Speaker 1: is it um or is it new position or experimental sex?

1238
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 1: Is that the best kind of sex? Oh? No, you

1239
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:25,760
Speaker 1: can't really do no new positions. They're gonna wanted to wait,

1240
01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 1: know where you got that from. I'm trying that. I'm

1241
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:37,120
Speaker 1: gonna do that. Bones just fly see why a baby close?

1242
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:45,960
Speaker 1: Do you need some locks on your close from all right, Steve,

1243
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,680
Speaker 1: here's one for you. Since you can't wait for this.

1244
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:55,280
Speaker 1: How about vacation sex. That's really good. The kids are going,

1245
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:04,040
Speaker 1: I tell you so interesting. Some of the best sex

1246
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:12,679
Speaker 1: is vacation sex. After winning money in Vega six, that's

1247
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: not on there. No, I haven't mentioned we won. We won?

1248
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:20,519
Speaker 1: Oh you the man? You you the man, You're the man.

1249
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:28,479
Speaker 1: Put that on the list. Like, uh, what about I

1250
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:31,960
Speaker 1: told a girl one time when I was young that

1251
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:36,639
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna make it. You got the arm dancing

1252
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:43,240
Speaker 1: be our last time about dancing? Maybe just a help

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Speaker 1: you stay low? Then I'm sixty one, that nineteen what

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01:24:50,439 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 1: you were young and virile and healthy, and it really

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01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,960
Speaker 1: she took it the wrong way. What about just playing

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01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,439
Speaker 1: old at home sex? Yeah, it's all right, you know

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01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 1: when when everybody gone right but I tell you what,

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01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 1: but but they hate no kids in the house sex?

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01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:10,760
Speaker 1: That right there? Boy, My mama got him. Let me

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01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:14,880
Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me tell you something to write

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01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:20,840
Speaker 1: about me. Yo, yo, y'all you go to work, boy,

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01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:28,360
Speaker 1: girl girl to let the performance begin? Lap lap standing?

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01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:34,160
Speaker 1: Oh all right? How about costume? Or roll places. That ain't.

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01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,639
Speaker 1: I got messed up in one of them. What stuff

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01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:39,880
Speaker 1: get in the way, Yeah, that ain't. I had a

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01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 1: Superman build on. I couldn't get it all. That ain't.

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01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I'm not ever doing that again.

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01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm tug and that thin got locked up on me

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01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,960
Speaker 1: and never could get them tights off or nothing. I

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01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:53,840
Speaker 1: didn't like that. It took a long time they had.

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01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:59,600
Speaker 1: That's that's like like got no bottom on the right crotchless.

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01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,360
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what though. That one little string

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01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 1: that be over there, that's that's an irritating little something

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01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:12,439
Speaker 1: over there. Costumes are y'all, y yeah, yeah, can you

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01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:18,680
Speaker 1: say raw? Okay, I'm moving on. Okay, we have to

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01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 1: go a leaf in my mouth, make it look like

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01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:27,160
Speaker 1: I come through something that's kind of like a costume.

1278
01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:33,639
Speaker 1: But anyway, we gotta go more of this foolishness right

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01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:37,519
Speaker 1: up to this where your rifle. Oh daddy, you're listening,

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01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:41,840
Speaker 1: show all right, Steve, Here we are. Jay is here

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01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:47,440
Speaker 1: to murder another hit, Ladies and gentlemen, the hit murderer himself,

1282
01:26:48,600 --> 01:27:02,200
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. All right, check it up, man boodh too,

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01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:12,719
Speaker 1: man boot one squeet man booth ah to man boots

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01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 1: are one squeet man booth and I'm talking about these

1285
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 1: man boots and boo man boo man, I've got these

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01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:35,280
Speaker 1: man boom see them best when my shirt is tight.

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01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:39,240
Speaker 1: That was Nigga Secret Needs and m coup that's a

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01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 1: man boo size eating ly don't excile and your big

1289
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 1: as lay down. You know them well what they are?

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01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:11,400
Speaker 1: Soon does everybody? Hell you TD needs a ron Yeah yeah,

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01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:21,360
Speaker 1: man boh to you mano h White squeet, Man booh

1292
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:30,040
Speaker 1: to you man boo h White squeet Man boo boo.

1293
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:39,559
Speaker 1: I'm talking about these man bhoo mano mano mano, I've

1294
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:50,559
Speaker 1: got these mano manoh to you man booh white squeet.

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01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: I love it. You're listening to Dave Harpy Morning Show.

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01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day.

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01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 1: It's been a good day, Yeah, yes it has. And

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01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:09,760
Speaker 1: now it's your turn, Steve to leave us with some

1299
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:14,599
Speaker 1: closing remarks. Enlighten us please. I was talking to somebody

1300
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:20,559
Speaker 1: today at my house. I had a meeting and as usual,

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01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,559
Speaker 1: I was just vamping with this guy and we were

1302
01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,960
Speaker 1: just sitting there going over so many things. He's a

1303
01:29:26,040 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: younger guy. He's really really smart guy, man, really really

1304
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,600
Speaker 1: smart man, younger to me. He's in his thirties, so,

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01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 1: you know, and we're sitting there, we were at my house.

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01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 1: We were talking and he said, mister Harvey, what do

1307
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:51,519
Speaker 1: you think stops most possibilities? And that was an interesting

1308
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,639
Speaker 1: way to do it, you know, instead of him saying

1309
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:58,479
Speaker 1: to me, what stops most people's dreams or aspirations? He

1310
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:02,160
Speaker 1: posed it that way, and so it CAUs me to

1311
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:06,360
Speaker 1: think when he said what stops most people's possibilities, he

1312
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:09,560
Speaker 1: caused me to think of it another way. And my

1313
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:15,360
Speaker 1: response to him was kind of different. I said, most

1314
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:22,840
Speaker 1: people get stopped from their possibilities by focusing too much

1315
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 1: on the probabilities. And he said, wow, what you mean

1316
01:30:27,120 --> 01:30:29,040
Speaker 1: by that? And I had to catch myself because I

1317
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:31,519
Speaker 1: was just, you know, just doing me and it just

1318
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,639
Speaker 1: like like a light bulb. You know, when you talk

1319
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: about the probabilities, you always talk about, you know, what

1320
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:44,439
Speaker 1: can happen in the event of you know, well, if

1321
01:30:44,479 --> 01:30:48,440
Speaker 1: you do this, you know there's a possible the probability

1322
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 1: you started talking about what can probably happen. You know,

1323
01:30:52,439 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 1: you could probably go broke. You know, you could probably

1324
01:30:55,680 --> 01:31:00,679
Speaker 1: get turned down, you could probably end up with out anything.

1325
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:08,280
Speaker 1: You could probably fall flat, you could probably fail well.

1326
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 1: If you keep going through the probabilities of something, you'll

1327
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:18,160
Speaker 1: never get started with the possibilities of something. So what

1328
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm saying to you in these clothes and remarks today

1329
01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 1: is if I were you, because this is what I

1330
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:27,280
Speaker 1: did and I'm not. You know what's crazy about me, man,

1331
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:31,800
Speaker 1: is I'm I'm usually not the smartest guy in the room.

1332
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 1: I've gotten myself around people who are better than me

1333
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:43,640
Speaker 1: in several areas. You know, on this radio show, I

1334
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:48,759
Speaker 1: have people who are better than me in areas. Shirley

1335
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 1: has a better voice than I do. Carla has more

1336
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:58,120
Speaker 1: radio knowledge than I do. Monica Bonds is more technical

1337
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:04,960
Speaker 1: with bookings and with products and placement and all of

1338
01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: this stuff that goes with ads. There are people around

1339
01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:12,360
Speaker 1: me that's better than me. Tommy does pranks better than me.

1340
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:18,600
Speaker 1: Tommy is a better actor than me. So I'm usually admittedly,

1341
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:21,040
Speaker 1: and I tell people this and they think I'm kidding.

1342
01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm usually not the smartest person in most of the

1343
01:32:24,479 --> 01:32:28,679
Speaker 1: rooms I've gotten in because I've learned to surround myself

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01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:31,840
Speaker 1: with people who are better than me in a lot

1345
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,360
Speaker 1: of areas. That way, I don't have to worry about

1346
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:40,400
Speaker 1: the probabilities. I keep my focus on the possibilities. You

1347
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:43,640
Speaker 1: got to look at the possibilities in life, because let

1348
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:46,480
Speaker 1: me tell you something. If I looked at the probabilities,

1349
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:50,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be sitting here today. I'm from Welch, West Virginia,

1350
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:53,840
Speaker 1: a coal mine in town. I grew up in a holla.

1351
01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:58,160
Speaker 1: The probability is that I ain't supposed to be here.

1352
01:32:58,479 --> 01:33:02,680
Speaker 1: The possibility is that I am. I grew up in

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01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:04,960
Speaker 1: the hood on one hundred and twelfth in Superior. The

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01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:08,519
Speaker 1: probability is that I'm not supposed to be here. The

1355
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:13,559
Speaker 1: possibility is that I am. I had a severe stuttering

1356
01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:17,400
Speaker 1: problem as a child. The probability of me being here

1357
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:23,800
Speaker 1: is not good. The possibility is here, I am. The

1358
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:27,960
Speaker 1: probability of a person being homeless and living in a car,

1359
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:33,880
Speaker 1: the probability ain't that good. The possibility is here I am.

1360
01:33:35,439 --> 01:33:38,720
Speaker 1: I am saying to you that whatever situation you are

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01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:42,960
Speaker 1: in today, stop looking at the probability. Though this will

1362
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,320
Speaker 1: probably happen if you do that, that will probably happen.

1363
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: If you do this, This will probably happen if you

1364
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:53,280
Speaker 1: do that. Damn that? What about the possibility? If you

1365
01:33:53,479 --> 01:33:58,880
Speaker 1: focus on the possibility, it changes your landscape. The view

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01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:04,080
Speaker 1: is different from possibilities. It's very different from the view

1367
01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:08,000
Speaker 1: of the probability. The probability causes you to look at

1368
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:11,599
Speaker 1: the what ifs. The probability causes you to look at

1369
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:15,439
Speaker 1: the potential failure. The probability causes you to look at

1370
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:20,240
Speaker 1: the problems. The possibility let you look at the what

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01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:27,840
Speaker 1: could be, the what's possible? The why not me? The man,

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01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:33,680
Speaker 1: why don't I try? That's the possibility. Man, It's so

1373
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:37,479
Speaker 1: much better than the probability. So quit getting hung up

1374
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:41,759
Speaker 1: on the probabilities. This probably won't work. They probably won't

1375
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:45,599
Speaker 1: pick me. I probably fail. I probably won't get it right.

1376
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 1: This probably caused me to lose my job. I probably

1377
01:34:49,479 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 1: had to quit that to try to do that. I

1378
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:53,720
Speaker 1: don't think I can quit that. To do that, you're

1379
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:57,600
Speaker 1: tripping on the probabilities, and you're losing focus of the

1380
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 1: possibilities and the possibility of these. It is where God is.

1381
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:07,200
Speaker 1: God is in the possibility, because all things are possible

1382
01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,920
Speaker 1: through him. All things are possible with God in your life,

1383
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:17,880
Speaker 1: all things is possible. With prayer, all things is possible.

1384
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:23,760
Speaker 1: That's what I learned today. Those are my clothing focusing

1385
01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:39,960
Speaker 1: on the possibility. Yeah, you don't never a stop damn room. Y'all.

1386
01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:50,080
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend for all. Steve Every contests no

1387
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:53,639
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

1388
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:57,200
Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:01,240
Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey f dot com. You're

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01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:03,719
Speaker 1: listening to the Stay Harvey Morning Show.