WEBVTT - A Dynamic Broadcasting Duo 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:05.800 If you've thought more hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.320 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.959 the old republic, the sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.840 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:20.280 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of hot takes, 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.160 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:30.200 Maller starts right now. That it does our global domination, 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.239 at least we hope of the podcast world, the I 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.480 Heeart family of podcast You can hear The Fifth Hour 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.559 every week. You know that already, so you've downloaded it. 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.120 And here we are Tedda with this weekend's edition of 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.519 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and David Gascon. Now 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.800 we will have a lot to talk about today. I think, uh, 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.600 it's going to be very interesting to see if we 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.200 can pull this one off. There's some behind the scenes 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.000 maneuvering which you don't need to know about. I was 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:00.960 told by a program director early in my radio career, 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.240 they don't need to know how you make the hot dogs, 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.880 because no one will eat the hot dogs. But we 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:09.600 we have some some technical technical issues, as they say, 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.759 But we are here for you, and you don't really 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:13.479 care about that, and we'll probably edit all that out 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.319 of the podcast anyway, so don't matter. So it'll sound smooth, 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.120 it'll sound clean. But on this edition of the Fifth 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:23.920 Hour with Ben Maller, we have Golden Mike Worthy only 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:28.680 in Burbank. We have an extended study this. We also 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:32.720 have an extended a segment where you send in questions. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.319 It's like a rip off of ass Bend. And then 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.559 we also have don't stick to sports. That's a quite 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.640 the menu guess on for today's podcast. We'll see if 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.520 we can actually pull it off, and I think we can, 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:46.200 especially because I'm loud, proud, and uh in charge and 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.480 you feel like you are fully recuperated from your gall 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:54.600 bladder misapp well mostly, although my my latest issue is 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:58.160 that the wound is here healing and I it's at 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.520 the point now where I want to scratch. I want 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.760 to pull this like the wound, the top of the 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.320 wound off me. So you have the stitches that were 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.520 yanked out, But did any of them were in the 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:12.079 stitches dissolvable stitches? Uh? No, though they were not. They 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.720 they took a bunch of staples in one part of 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.120 my chest and then I had little. The other ones 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.519 are not that big a deal. They are a little, little, small, 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.360 minor incisions, and that those don't bother me. But the 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:25.760 main one, I just want to take my fingernails and 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.240 pull the scab off. I think it would feel so good. Well, 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.120 don't forget whatever you do this time around with post 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.520 surgery habits. We get to live stream or colonoscopy next year, 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.880 so we're all looking forward to that. Yeah, well that'll 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.720 be It'll be exciting and annual tradition. Ben Maller in 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:43.480 the I see you, thank you well only working with you, 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.040 and I want to point out I will win some 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.840 kind of award from I Heart Media for coming in 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.040 a day early to do this podcast, because we typically 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:54.760 record on a certain day, but Gascon decided that he 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:58.520 had to book something during that window, the holy window. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:02.280 The Goldilocks own the podcasting. I love how you take 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.959 shots at some of the broadcasting efforts that I have 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.639 and they don't line up with your with your genre, 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.720 so it is all about me. But I I you 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.560 know Howard Stern wouldn't do this, Colin Cowhard wouldn't do this. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:18.400 But here I am. I am able to change my schedule, 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:23.600 the flexibility, the adaptability that I have to do this. 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.120 Guest guy, I again, Uh, you'll be buying me a 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.040 meal to make up for the inconvenience you have provided me. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:30.880 When I look forward to that. Speaking of a meal, 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.680 I'm happy. Well, now we'll get to that. We get 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:37.080 to that. Don't get ahead of us. All right, let's 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.240 start with the Golden Mic. Everyone wants to know. Guess gun, 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.080 Everyone wants to know. What was it like? Magical Television, 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:49.240 the podcast Duo United on Camera, the Fox Sports Go app. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:53.760 It was an amazingly competitive high school football playoff game 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:58.520 in southern California with Jay, Sarah and Centennial. And we 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.920 had it last day. We were there out in the 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:07.960 i E. Just near Riverside calling that game, and I 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.680 guess I thought it went pretty well. The game was terrible, 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:16.599 it was. It was a pathetically bad game, and but 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.599 I had fun. Yeah. I think in honor of a 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.080 great gymnast, Simone Biles, I think we stuck the landing. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.960 I think most importantly, if anyone's curious, we did the 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.720 open on one take and one take only, right, which 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.200 is important. I will say. With the open, though, you 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.239 look like you were swimming in your attire. And why 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:41.039 I was because I have my all my closer from 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.520 when I was like a lot fatter. So I don't 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.520 have any skinny clothes and I won't buy them because 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.680 I'm still trying to lose weight and closer expensive. And 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:53.280 also I figure my wife's always oh, let school by clothes. 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.400 I'm like, well no, because like last time I lost 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.720 a lot of weight, I bought some new clothes. Then 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.680 I gained the weight back, but I had gotten rid 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:02.039 of my old close. Well, don't get don't pile the 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.520 weight back on, dummy. Well no, I don't plan on 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.720 piling the weight back on. I didn't plan on piling 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:08.560 the weight back on when I lost the weight initially. 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.360 But most people lose a lot of weight, they gained 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.359 chunk of it back, and that's what happened to me. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.000 But now I've lost most not most, but a lot 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.440 of what I had gained back. Yeah, And just to 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.640 tell the audience of how boogie you are, you actually 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:22.599 shoot up to the game with a stylist and a 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:27.840 makeup artist, which is bullshit. I did not. I had 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.320 my posse with me. I had the mouther posse that 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.160 was keeping me a company there and follow me around. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.560 And I'm very happy to report to the militia behind 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.000 the scenes that Gascon almost got his car towed at 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.359 the high school football game, but was able to talk 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.320 the rent a cop to not tow his car in 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:50.040 a heated conversation. This is what I showed up to. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.880 I go there, I park, and Gascon is like nose 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:57.679 to nose with his rent a cop who's ready to 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.440 throw down. And you know you call, call the police 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:03.480 in there, call a tow truck and have Gascon's car 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.839 tot away again. Parking, gas guy, he parking is the 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.040 devil for you. Well, he asked what am I doing here? 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.039 And I'm like, what are you doing here? He's like 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.360 who are you? And I'm I said, I'm David. Who 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:18.680 are you? Why are you parking here? And I said, 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.320 well because I was told to park here, so I'm 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.479 gonna park here. And they said, well, I don't know 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:24.839 who you are. I was like, I don't know who 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.280 you are either, What do you want? And then I 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.520 told him I work eventually worked for Fox. He's like, well, 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.320 you didn't say that, and I said, well you didn't ask, 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:34.200 but he went on his way. You did escalate the 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.240 situation though I probably did. But the fact that he 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.240 didn't know what was going on with somebody else that 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:42.240 he works with allowed us to park there. It was 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.440 a little aggravating. Well, I was just happy. I felt 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.120 like I won the day because they didn't have to 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.360 pay for parking. The fact that they charged your welcome 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.480 high school football game, You're welcome, he's fascinating. Charge of 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.839 the gate for people to enter, they charge for food, 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:58.159 and I did. I did something for you, Ben that 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.560 you have never done for me. I got you free parking. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:08.240 I got you compensated for your work. I want to 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.040 tell you the people that run the Fox Sports go 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.280 out for that company, they have not sent a check it. 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.760 I do not have any compensations, so it is just 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.960 hearsay that I am going to end up getting paid. 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.400 There is no actual factual check that has arrived yet 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:25.000 with the dollar amount said to be paid to me 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.600 for that broadcast. For the record, you need to fill 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.160 out of W nine and an invoice, and if you're 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.000 not too lazy to do that and email it back 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.840 to the people that I directed them to, un that 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.320 will happen. I never got an email with the w 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.640 nine form to fill out. It's online. You could just 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:43.840 go to www dot gov dot com. I'm I needed 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.600 handed to me. That's how I operate. I needed That's 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.320 how you want to You want to script handed to 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:52.160 you so you can what I want to be like you. Yeah, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.760 I mean I know that whole opening you scripted it out. Man. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.800 You had it all right there on a teleprompter. I mean, 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.120 who do use a teleprompter for a live sports But 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.400 we did not have a gas Gard. You're like Obama. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:04.520 We could teleprompter reading off the prompter. No, no, your 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.080 nicknames prompter. That's your new nickname prompter gas Yeah, prompter. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.800 That's how you do it. Man. I will uh, I 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.040 will acknowledge the fact that the the hat and the 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:20.640 black and blue checkered plaid uh coat, we're dashing. Yeah. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.760 I like that. Like if I if I you know, 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:24.800 we'll talk about the future. Who knows. But if I 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:27.200 do more of that stuff anywhere, I would like to 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.520 get more. I want to channel my inner. The late 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.480 Craig Sager and we talked about it. We kidded around 0:08:32.480 --> 0:08:37.400 about that last week and Don Cherry the outrageous outfits 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:40.120 on television. I think that's the way to go. I 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.440 want to point out though, that we promised I was 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:45.520 not allowed to do the colowns were slide. We wanted 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:48.000 to do the colwns were slide. I had practiced the 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.320 colin worst slide. I had practiced the kind of lean 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:56.400 in and smile goofy um. But the setup would not 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.719 allow that. The way the cameras were set up, and 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:02.319 the way the chair, the chair didn't roll like Collinsworth 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.319 has a chair that rolls in the press box. We 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.320 we had these little stools that we were sitting on, 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:10.400 so I I could not like move the stool over 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.000 and slide it. Even though there was that nice fake 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.400 grass there, that plastic grass that they had at high 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.640 school State. That was the only distippointing part of the night. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.600 That and you could not show if your your football socks. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.760 Yeah yeah, I had a special football socks because I'm 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.680 a baller, and I had those on. And my pants 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.520 are so baggy you couldn't even rock them up so 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.440 we could take a picture of it. Well, I could have, 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.040 if somebody had asked, I would have pulled the pants 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.520 because it looked like you were wearing pajamas. Those things 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.120 are so big and baggy. Wow, thank you for that, 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.439 I mean my vanity. I really appreciate that. But you're 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:48.880 like the equivalent of the Josh Baskins in uh in 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:52.199 Big when the kid turns to Tom Hanks and Tom 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.880 Hanks Hanks turns young again and he's got that giant 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.400 suit on. That was you. Well, I have turned young again, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.920 so you feel young. Let's go through the list you have. Yes, 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.920 you had two thousand nineteen. You have bit your tongue 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.680 making a pizza. That's right, burned and bit my tongue. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:12.000 Don't get that. That is correct? Car hit. Yes, just 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:14.600 you got the matamobile back you were you were makeup 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.000 to a prep game high school games. Had been to 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.880 a high school game since I was in high school. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.760 Probably hadn't done a TV game like that. I got 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.079 a TV at NBC years ago, but I that was 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.120 a studio show. I had not done like a since 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.920 I was at saddle Back College. I think was the 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.720 last time I did a sporting of it on television. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.480 Like that's good, Yeah, it's it's been been a long 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:37.760 time now. The letter grade, um, I would I see, 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.719 I feel like you get like an A minus. I 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:45.120 would give myself like a B plus. But my mate, 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.920 see you do this all the time, like this is 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.000 your you love hanging out of high schools and stuff 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.880 like you're a creeper, you're hanging out of high schools 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.000 and all that stuff. So so I don't, I don't know. 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.040 This was new to me and you kind of knew 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.280 the formatics of getting information. That was the hard to me. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.200 That was the worst because there was not a lot 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:03.320 of this high school football. Yeah, you'd have to really 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.720 appreciate what I do for research. Not really, I don't 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.839 appreciate it, but I'm just saying that I I don't 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.840 I went when I when I do, uh, And in 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.160 the show, I I feel like I know everything. Are 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.679 most things about the teams we talked about. In pro 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:21.400 pro sports and big time college sports, the information is accessible. 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:24.360 There was no information in place because a teenagers, you know, 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.280 it shouldn't be a lot of information about these guys 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:29.320 playing high school football. So that part kind of was like, uh. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.959 And I did as much as I could define information. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.880 And the coaches were very nice and they were cool 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.920 and stuff like that, but does help. You had a 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.800 former NFL player as one of the head coaches. Which 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.520 is great in Pat Harlow. Yeah, Pat Harlow was very nice. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.880 This team lost fifty six to nothing. Yeah, I think 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.560 they that come to Jesus. Moment for me that night 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:50.959 was as soon as I mentioned the word of the 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:54.959 name general booty, because then you went on this, let's 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:58.000 just all of a sudden, name off Chubby Cox. Yeah, 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.800 fair Dick, and you on a fair hooker, not fair Dick, 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.640 Fair Dicks. That's a that's a basketball player. Fair hooker 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.640 is a football wasn't Pole? Also, we didn't. I don't 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.679 think I mentioned Dick Pole. That's a good one. Dick 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.080 Paul the old pitching coach, Rusty Kohn's many people pronounced 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.920 it rusty you know what, But uh yeah, I could 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.440 have done that. Also, you did that for me during 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:22.120 a high school game. That that's amazing. Well, I I 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.640 know you'll you'll get the ratings and all that because 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.320 it was on the Fox Sports go Up. One thing 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.640 about the Internet is you have the analytics on exactly 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:30.520 how many people are watching. But I'd be I'd love 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.920 to know. This is one of the great acid test 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.200 guests on here. This high school football game, which is 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.640 a Golden Mic worthy event, is that if we actually 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:42.360 had anyone watching in the fourth quarter, that is amazing, 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.400 because I mean it was it was the game was 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.480 over at halftime, the game was probably over at the 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.560 end of the first quarter. And uh. But for anyone 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.760 to tune in on a Friday night for a high 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.959 school football game, you know, and you know there were 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.040 people on the mall like this, like an ascid test 0:12:58.080 --> 0:12:59.920 for the mallam lish like your p one. Just by 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.560 downloading this podcast, you're at a higher level, right because 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:04.439 I mean, listen the year go out of your way. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.719 It's not the radio show. It's different, so I have 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.640 to download it. So you're at a different level just 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:12.559 downloading this. But then to spend your very valuable Friday 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:16.000 night watching a high school football game, where chances are 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.360 you don't have no interest at all, because you even 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.800 you need Southern California, any of you're in Southern California. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.400 You didn't go to those high school So who do 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.240 the f cares? And uh? And in the fourth quarter, 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.080 and I was very proud, ye when I act Gascon, 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.200 I'm tired when I Gascon when they put the graphic 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.800 up and it said, asked Ben, we didn't we did 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:40.080 a rogue hostile takeover of the high school football broadcast 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.640 on the Fox Sports Go app and they we did 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.679 ask Ben, we did a few questions in the fourth quarter. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.160 That was great. That warmed my heart. You're you're welcome. 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:52.560 It was awesome. You're you're welcome. Otherwise I think you well, 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.760 remember I told you, I said, otherwise I'm going to 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.360 just leave. Remember I said, because it's fifty six to nothing, 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:00.920 I have things to do and no one's watching. So 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.319 but but fortunately, and that's the other things. Unlike these 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.640 other guys. You know Joe Buck, when he does a 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:09.599 game and it's like twenty eight to nothing at halftime, 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.600 Joe Buck gives seven different ways the other team can 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:16.120 come back. I said, the game's over. I mean we 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.240 pretty much. I didn't. I didn't dance around and say, Hey, 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:21.280 this so and so is gonna come back. No, I 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.360 the game. So there's a lot of language that's used 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:29.560 for pregame, postgame, and even in game analysis and commentary. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.320 But the thing that you hit the nail right on 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:32.920 the head is one of the top players for j 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.320 Sarah was out and you sit in the open, Well 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:39.600 that sucks. Yeah, yeah, I got that from sports cliche 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.080 dot com. I got that from sports sa dot com. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.840 That's where I learned that from. But but yeah, you 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.440 got sports you got sports cliche dot com open during 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.840 the game on my laptop. By the way, no bad 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.120 job by Centennial High School. No workable WiFi for the 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.480 Fox Sports Go crew, so I had to use my 0:14:56.600 --> 0:15:00.520 cell phone data or data to connect, which was kind 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:05.320 of an annoyance, but that that did happen. So but anyway, listen, 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.600 here's the deal. It was fun, had a good time. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:09.480 You're very good gas go on. I don't want to 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.080 give you too many compliments. You already have a big ego. Uh. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.440 People were asking me on email, you're gonna do this again? 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.080 I said, I don't know. That's up to guess Gone, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.080 that's up to what kind of muscle he has. I 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.200 also would like to point out to those that think 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.840 I should do in every high school game, I don't 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.360 want to do every high school game. I don't. My 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.000 wife would kill me if I did that every week 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.800 because I already worked five nights a week. I don't 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:30.720 see your five nights a week. So if I did 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.640 that on every Friday, I would probably have to get 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.760 a divorce. So I don't want to do it, but 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.440 I wouldn't mind doing it, like every once in a while, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.400 like maybe once a month or something like that. I 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.160 wouldn't mind doing that, but that's out of my control. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:44.400 But it was fun. I had a good time. It 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.040 was a good time. It was an opportunity for your 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.240 wife to see you out of your own element and 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:53.880 into a different broadcast medium. Broadcast medium because you're, yeah, 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.760 but you're in a in a studio here at Fox 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.320 Sports Radio, so there's not really an opportunity for her 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:00.920 to come in and see you what you do. And 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.120 when you're over at NBC, when you're on the East Coast, 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.840 she couldn't go out there to see you. So this 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.560 is a little bit different of a flavor. And as 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.520 she said, it got you out of your comfort zone. 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.480 So um, yeah, I know it did. It did give 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:14.720 me out of my comfort zone. And the cool thing 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.480 about and I know I remember this when I was 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.800 doing stuff in college, doing games on local cable television 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.480 back when that was a thing before the internet took 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.240 over and all that. But back in college, I was like, 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:27.600 when the only time you do a sporting event on TV, 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.480 the only time you're really on TV is the open 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.200 and like at the end of the beginning of the 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.040 next quarter, you know when you put you on camera. Otherwise, 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:34.920 just like radio, you know you're not on camera, so 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:36.640 don't matter. You can just say whatever you want and 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.240 you know there's photos, but you can talk. I had 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.520 I had a lot of fun guests on with the replace, 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.160 like recapping the play I I felt like mad I 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:47.760 gave some boom bams. I gave some of those in 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.920 the replay game. I had a fun time with that. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.680 That was good and I didn't step on you. I 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.720 got some grades from from my from my dad, you 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.360 know he's he's big in your old man watched the game. Yeah, 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.120 he gives some feedback and says, you guys had really 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:05.160 good chemistry. I'm not surprised. Um, I think you should be. Uh, 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:07.840 you should be the number two on his overnight show 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:13.359 Money through Friday. Now you we've already tell your pops 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.480 that you do not do overnights. You you're you cannot 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:21.240 your body cannot handle the overnight lifestyle, the grind. We 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.639 we overnight people are a special breed and yeah, not 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:27.520 sober well, I don't know about that. The people that 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.359 call up many of them are not sober, but I 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:32.800 don't know. Well, they're asleep, they're asleep, Yeah, I have 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:34.680 the people that call are usually asleep. And then you've 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:37.879 got that little pussy willow Chris from Houston. So that 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:42.240 guy's been out of control. Man. I had an epiphany 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:44.840 the other day. We we've been battling about the Astros 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.040 for the last like ten days or whatever that since 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.320 that story came out in the Athletic. My theory is 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.919 that Chris is he's just being a troll that he 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:56.280 doesn't really believe. He said earlier this week that there's 0:17:56.359 --> 0:18:00.040 no evidence against the Astros, no credible evidence against He 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.760 asked us, there's hundreds of videos, there's a whistleblower who 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:07.360 said what happened. The Commissioner of Baseball is pretty much, 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:10.239 you know, beating around the bush about what exactly happened. Oh, 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.160 there's no evidence. I think he's just doing that because 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.000 he gets a rise out of me. I think that's 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:15.879 what's going on with that whack of doodle. That's the 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:18.440 only deflection he has right now. Because the Houston Texans 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.879 got slapped around on Week eleven by the Baltimore Ravens. 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:22.760 So he's got nothing else to chewing. Well, he's got 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:25.040 the Rockets. You've got the rockets. It's early in the season. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:26.919 He can't talk about the Rockets for the NBA, And 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:28.919 well you can't according to the ratings. No one's watching 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.119 the NBA. I mean, I feel bad, like I I 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:34.440 like talking mixing in some NBA with my football, Yeah, 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.239 and I feel I feel like I shouldn't do that. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.600 It's because no one's watching these games. Like they're getting 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:41.240 ratings that are there. They're going down to the level 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:45.240 where it's like less than a million people watching a 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:48.320 TNT game that was that almost never happened. And that's 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:50.239 why Sunday Night I told you, or at least I 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:52.200 asked you if you can do an opening monologue of 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:54.600 Jay Sarah and Centennial and how that game wrapped up, 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:57.280 but you refused to do so. So well, I put 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.199 that in the sixth Hour with Ben Maller, This X 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:04.000 Hour with Ben Maller and Blind Scott, that podcast, very 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.520 popular podcast we had, So you had people from the UK, 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:10.960 from New Zealand, from Australia, anywhere else outside of the 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:14.520 United States, Canada. We had. Yeah, well these people I 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.360 don't know how many of them actually watched. I had 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.480 people R s v P like, say, how I'm gonna 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:20.120 watch him? So and so we had people that were 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.600