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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: every week. You know that already, so you've downloaded it.

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Speaker 1: And here we are Tedda with this weekend's edition of

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Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and David Gascon. Now

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Speaker 1: we will have a lot to talk about today. I think, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be very interesting to see if we

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Speaker 1: the I see you, thank you well only working with you,

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Speaker 1: The Goldilocks own the podcasting. I love how you take

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Speaker 1: shots at some of the broadcasting efforts that I have

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Speaker 1: Hanks Hanks turns young again and he's got that giant

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Speaker 1: does a game every night. He's in a different city,

426
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Speaker 1: whether it's hockey, basketball, or football. I don't know if

427
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: Kenny actually watched, but he he had a link, he

428
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Speaker 1: had an option to watch. And then other than that,

429
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,640
Speaker 1: you know, there are some super p ones that work

430
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Speaker 1: in the big powerful positions and meet I don't know

431
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: how many of them actually watched. They did they, that's

432
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Speaker 1: just put it. They didn't offer me a contract after

433
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,360
Speaker 1: the game. They didn't send me an email saying hey,

434
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Speaker 1: we'd love to hire you. You're wonderful. Did they ask

435
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 1: for my contact information? They don't know who you are?

436
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,600
Speaker 1: They they do not know who you are. I'm sorry there,

437
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: who's that? Who's that? What's that? What's his name? Well? Yeah,

438
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,880
Speaker 1: I had to do as much as I could to

439
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: publicize my myself because half the game was spent plugging

440
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: your show I know, yeah, I was very I was

441
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: very happy. You know, sometimes people aren't very generous. But

442
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 1: you probably figured since it's like, you know, thirty five nothing,

443
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 1: maybe we should just help out and promote something here.

444
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 1: Uh But and before I forget, I want to get

445
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Speaker 1: onto it only in Burbank. We'll get to that in

446
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 1: a minute. But I would like to point out that

447
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 1: after the gate, we were already out in the I E.

448
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: So we went deep in the I E. We went

449
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 1: into the land that gave us Kawhi Leonard Riverside, and

450
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: I hadn't been to Riverside in a long time. Is

451
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 1: there actually a river in Riverside, South California? It's probably

452
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: dried up, Okay, because I've never seen an actual river.

453
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 1: And if your town's name Riverside, there must be a majestic,

454
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: beautiful river. There was none I did not see. But anyway,

455
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 1: we were hanging out in Riverside. We went to the

456
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Speaker 1: cheesecake factory in Riverside. A fine okay, very nice people

457
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: there at the cheesecake factory in Riverside. And I paid

458
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 1: for the meal. You paid. I paid for the meal

459
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: you paid off a bet. You got your little cheese

460
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Speaker 1: steak cheese steak, and you devoured that. You were like

461
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: you had you you hadn't eaten in days. That's what

462
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: happens when one of us actually says that they're gonna

463
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Speaker 1: fast and ends up fasting sheets and eats at twelve

464
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: o'clock in the middle of the day. Yeah. Well, one

465
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: of us is married and their wife dragged them to

466
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: a family lunch with the in laws to have a

467
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,919
Speaker 1: nice meal, and I was forced. I was like, well,

468
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 1: maybe I'll just have a glass of water and I'll

469
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Speaker 1: have some nice conversation. No, you're eating, so I had

470
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Speaker 1: to eat, and I gave you some great apple cake

471
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: as well. When oh my god, that apple cake was amazing.

472
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 1: We talked about that in the game if you watched it,

473
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Speaker 1: but that you gotta get more of that. Man, you

474
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: gotta sell that stuff, is what you gotta do. I

475
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Speaker 1: don't know what's in that, but that's amazing, that apple cake. Yeah,

476
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 1: that I think that kind of rivals and anything that

477
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Speaker 1: Tammy has gotten us throughout the years because that that

478
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Speaker 1: dessert was fan plastic. Well, Tammy's looked U up. You know.

479
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 1: I had a listener send me a whole bag of

480
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: Cadbury eggs I love Cadbury eggs. Those are wonderful. And

481
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: he's gotten us tarts though and cakes. Oh yeah, Well,

482
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: Tammy had a hook up at this bakery in l A,

483
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,719
Speaker 1: her friends and it's not unfortunately it's not around anymore,

484
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: but they that's the bakery made these amazing cakes back

485
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, probably why I gained all

486
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Speaker 1: my weight back. We had like a camel cake. Remember

487
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: I did a rant about Adrian Peterson having a camel

488
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Speaker 1: at his birthday party, his thirtieth birthday party, and they

489
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: and she had a cake design with a camel. They

490
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Speaker 1: had to chuck the condor recreation, which was amazing. These

491
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Speaker 1: were works of art, these cakes. And I hope that

492
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Speaker 1: whoever was behind the woman behind that bakery, I hope

493
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Speaker 1: she's doing okay because she's really talented like that. She's

494
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: a really good baker. She should be doing stuff making

495
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Speaker 1: money doing that. That reminds me. Since you love documentary

496
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: so much and we're talking about baking and cooking, you

497
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: need to go on Amazon Prime and watched this documentary

498
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Speaker 1: called Charged Charge. I will leave it at that, but

499
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: you watch it, and if anyone's watched it on Amazon Prime,

500
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: don't spoil it for Ben. Please do not, But it

501
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 1: is a documentary that as soon as you start watching again,

502
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, what the funk am I watching?

503
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: But you will know right now I'm watching, I'm going through.

504
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: I love the toys that made us. I just watched

505
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode, which was fascinating. I

506
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,719
Speaker 1: love it. And I'm told that Amazon Prime. I think

507
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: we've talked about this last week somewhere I don't know,

508
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: was here the radio show that a comedian who's a fan. Uh,

509
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: he said that all of the ken Burns documentaries are

510
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: available now on Amazon Prime, and so there's like he

511
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Speaker 1: did one about country music, which is actually more of

512
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: a thing about radio and stuff like that. So I

513
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Speaker 1: am looking forward to getting some of that. But I

514
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,719
Speaker 1: don't have a lot time doing these high school football

515
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: games in the weekend, Guestcott, I did not my My

516
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: documentary watching time went way down because Friday nights I

517
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: usually watch a lot of them, sit around and watch

518
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Speaker 1: a documentary and go do a game and get a

519
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: fifty six and nothing game. I have to I didn't

520
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: actually get paid as much because I would you rather

521
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: do a podcast, and I get paid for that. Well,

522
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: I would never do a podcast. I don't get paid

523
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: for a guest on unless I would. I would never

524
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Speaker 1: do that unless I would do a podcast and not

525
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: get paid a cent on the TV. I'm happy to

526
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: report that. Is that right? We're on Apple TV A

527
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: shout out my homeboys on Apple TV. Yeah, that's good.

528
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: That is good. But we're everywhere, man, We're everywhere. It's

529
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: like that Johnny cash Long everywhere man. Yeah, I've been everywhere.

530
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm on the Dusty win a muck a Road. You're

531
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Speaker 1: a married man. I don't think you want to admit

532
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: that from a national international men like that. But uh,

533
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 1: there is actually a win a Muckle Road, do you

534
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: know that? That's a famous line and the Johnny cash

535
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: Long it's outside Vegas. And I told my wife next time,

536
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Vegas over the the gap might

537
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: take some time off at the end of the year

538
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: and I might might head to Vegas. And I said,

539
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Speaker 1: we gotta. I'm gonna go outside Vegas and go to

540
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 1: win a Muckle Road just to take a photo with

541
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: the win a Muckle Road. That's what my move's gonna be.

542
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: Are you gonna eat some chicken fingers with it. Uh yeah,

543
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: of course I'm all about the chicken fingers. Man, Why not?

544
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: That's good. I haven't had I had. I had chicken

545
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: fingers with you. It was fine. It was a good meal.

546
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: They were the mist has had a salad. I had

547
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: a California cheesesteak. We had a lot of bread with

548
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: a lot of bread. I devoured the bread. You did

549
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: you love? I love the break. I had no alcohol.

550
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: You should be happy. Yeah, but I want to point out,

551
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: since I had to pay for your meal that it

552
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: actually cut down on how much I made doing the

553
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: high school football game, even though I haven't made anything.

554
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: You paid off the bat. You paid off the bat.

555
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: That's exactly what moving on. Get anything else you want

556
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: to add before we move on. From people that actually

557
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: listened or watched, sestulated, or appeared to we got very

558
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: little fat shaming, which was awesome. Hateful comments. I got

559
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 1: a lot of comments about my hat. People were fascinated.

560
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: Some said I pulled it off. Other people said I

561
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: should just let my bald head be shown on television.

562
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: So there was that at which was pretty good. And

563
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: again for those of you that have been emailing me,

564
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't know that will ever happen again. It might

565
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: happen again, I don't know, but it's that's up to

566
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: the powers that be, all right, So moving on from that, uh,

567
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: only in burb Bank, Only in bird Bank. So on Saturday,

568
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: the day after our high school game, updating my life.

569
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: My dad is a huge fan of Dennis Praeger, my

570
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: old man, Dennis. So, Dennis Praeger had a documentary that

571
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: came out and it was actually playing in movie theaters,

572
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: but it was very select movie theaters, and it was

573
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: a limited release, and I didn't know how long it

574
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: was going to be in theaters. I didn't have that information.

575
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I felt like, you know, let me

576
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: do a solid from my old man. Let me let

577
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: me do a solid from my old man. So why don't, uh,

578
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: you know, why don't we go out and and I'll

579
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: take him to see the movie. The problem was it

580
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: was only playing in Burbank, right, only in burb Bank.

581
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: But my dad, who never leaves the Orange County area

582
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: where he lives the o C. Because you know, he's

583
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: old and he doesn't like leaving the o C. He

584
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: very rarely comes up here, et cetera. So so anyway, uh,

585
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: I convinced him to drive to the Mallard mansion, the

586
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: second Mallard mansion. He lives at the original O. G.

587
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: Mallard Mansion. And so he showed up and I drove

588
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: him the rest of the way to Burbank. And it

589
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: was no safe spaces with the documentary. It was Dennis

590
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: Praeger and it was Adam Corolla's documentary. It was about

591
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 1: the college campuses now and there's anything you don't agree with,

592
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: you want banned from college campuses. And it was pretty good.

593
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: I liked the documentary. I thought it was good. My

594
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: dad enjoyed it. He was happy to get out of

595
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,239
Speaker 1: the house and he was really happy. I bought him

596
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: popcorn and paid for the movie. He was very happy

597
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: about that. He enjoyed that very much. Uh. So fine,

598
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: you know, we watched the watch the documentary, did our

599
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: thing and all that and uh and and then so

600
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: we watched it. We had our we had our fun.

601
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: And then afterwards we're walking back the little street fair

602
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: and Burbank, walking around doing that, you know and all that. Uh.

603
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: And then I go to the parking garage to leave

604
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: the parking garage, and as I am leaving the parking garage.

605
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in traffic. There was a lot of traffic

606
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: in the parking garage, and hand the god. Driving past

607
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: me in a blue Beamer was Adam Carolla, who had

608
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: been apparently the next showing. Adam was going to give

609
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: a speel about the documentary, but I can't. I went

610
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: to the early showing because that was the only one

611
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: I could make because I had some other plans and

612
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: all that. But yeah, I mean that only happens in Burbank,

613
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: where you can see a documentary where someone is in

614
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: the documentary, and then you know two people, you know,

615
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: semi famous people, and then as you're leaving the parking garage,

616
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: you see the person that was in the documentary. It

617
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: was it's crazy man. The documentary. Yeah, the documentary was

618
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: pretty good. I enjoyed it. You know, I well part

619
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: of it I agree with. I think it's ridiculous. You know,

620
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: my I grew up with disagreement, and I'm fine with disagreement.

621
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: I have no problem with disagreement, and I think it's

622
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: ridiculous the way people react. We had that stupid Charles

623
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: Barkley story earlier this week where someone was told the

624
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: joke by Barkley and tried to make herself the story.

625
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: And these things just annoyed me, So I was I

626
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: did enjoy it. I thought I thought it was pretty good.

627
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: You should check it out. Yes, I think it's still playing, actually,

628
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: if you have a chance. I know you're very busy

629
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,479
Speaker 1: with these high school games, but I commute all around

630
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: the southern California area, so that includes traving Arizona to

631
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: go to go see your ass and certain holiday parties now,

632
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: and uh, I could do that if it's in Burbank,

633
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: It's it's not too far away from our Geico Fox

634
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: Sports Radio studios, but I can I can certainly do that.

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Speaker 1: It's uh, I'm surprised that it's not in many more theaters,

636
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Speaker 1: but it might be now. But I didn't want to

637
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Speaker 1: take the chance because sometimes these things, these documentaries. My wife,

638
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: by the way, doesn't like to watch documentaries in the theater.

639
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: She thinks that it's only for blockbuster movies. You should

640
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: only watch documentaries like a Netflix or Amazon Prime. So

641
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Speaker 1: she she wasn't. She had a baby shower to go

642
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: through anyway, so she she wasn't that into it. Be

643
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Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show

644
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox

645
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Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. But moving on,

646
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Speaker 1: study this guest. And that's right, everything's working in our

647
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Speaker 1: gast gard and we can move on to study this.

648
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: I know you're excited. Yes, yes, of course, all right,

649
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: these are actual studies and the way this works. I

650
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: love these studies. And we determine on the fifth hour

651
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller whether these studies are legit or their bullshit.

652
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Speaker 1: All right, we believe them or not. Now, the first

653
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: study is all about dirty tech. Now, they said tens

654
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Speaker 1: of millions of people carry their smartphones with them obviously everywhere.

655
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,239
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a smart phone, you know

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Speaker 1: you're you're going into the bathroom, you're going to the shower,

657
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: you're going to make love, You've got the smartphone right

658
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: next to you. Right, we all do it. And so

659
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: here's the thing, um there, the phone is exposed to

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Speaker 1: whatever bacteria we are exposed to, like, and we most

661
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: of us wash our hands, right, yeah, most of us do.

662
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Speaker 1: Ye quoting a new survey of Americans and they're cleaning habits.

663
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Speaker 1: How many what percent give your percentage, what percentage of

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Speaker 1: people have never cleaned their phone? What percentage of Americans

665
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Speaker 1: have never cleaned their phone? I'm gonna, I mean, you

666
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Speaker 1: just ruined it. It's not eighty four percent, because you

667
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: gotta remember, people have to admit to it. A lot

668
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: of people want to admit to not cleaning their phone.

669
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: All right, all right, you ruined the bit. That's okay.

670
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Speaker 1: One in four, one in four people have never cleaned

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Speaker 1: their phone. One in four, all right, And they say

672
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: they broke it down by gender. It said more than

673
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: one in four men in have never cleaned their phone.

674
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: It's like that one in five women have actually admitted

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Speaker 1: to not washing their phone at all. And as far

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Speaker 1: as how dirty phones can get, according to this study,

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Speaker 1: the researchers estimate that a regularly used smartphone you're out

678
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Speaker 1: and about, hustle and bustle of the big city, uh,

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Speaker 1: that has never been cleaned has more bacteria, they say,

680
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Speaker 1: than the entire household bathroom that you are holding in

681
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Speaker 1: your hand. If you never clean your phone, you might

682
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Speaker 1: you're holding a toilet in your hand. Yeah, and think

683
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Speaker 1: about this, because not only are you holding your phone,

684
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Speaker 1: but also your earbuds, which I doubt there's a high

685
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Speaker 1: percente of people that clean their earbuds. The ear wax.

686
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Speaker 1: The earbuds get dirty no matter where you put them,

687
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Speaker 1: if you put them down, if you put them in

688
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Speaker 1: a bag, you put them in your glove compartment box,

689
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Speaker 1: those get dirty. Most people. I eventually guess a lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't wash their hands for some reason after

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Speaker 1: they use the restroom, after they relieve themselves or have sex,

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Speaker 1: or eat food or ay that stuff you included. Yea,

693
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: by the way, by the way, Uh the I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go on a rant about headphones, like these expensive headphones.

695
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Speaker 1: Yeah for the earbuds. No, I I can't game, I can't,

696
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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get it. I know it's cool,

697
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: you're hip like that. I don't know. I'll go to

698
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Speaker 1: the dollar tree or whatever get headphones. I don't need that.

699
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: But and I have nice headphones for radio. But I'm

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Speaker 1: a professional broadcaster, possibly a professional broadcast, but really earbuds. Yeah,

701
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Speaker 1: but you're one of those old folks that has to

702
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Speaker 1: hold your phone to your head when you drive in

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Speaker 1: your car. Right? Uh? No, what do you have hands

704
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Speaker 1: free in your car? Yes? You do? Cars like thirty

705
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Speaker 1: years old, is it not the thirty years old paint

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Speaker 1: job is it's not? Dare you? Well? Most people have

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Speaker 1: hands free So if you can be hands free and

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Speaker 1: not to worry about cables and cords and a lot

709
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Speaker 1: of stuffhen you're working out or walking or or at work,

710
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: then why not. It's a combination. I couldn't use it

711
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: because I lose it. That's my problem. I drop it

712
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: and fall in my ear. I'd step on it and break.

713
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: I used to have a bluetooth back in the day.

714
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: Of course you did. Did you have your right your

715
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Speaker 1: right pant like folded up to wow, like the fubu

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00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: attire Ben Mallard and fubo. Oh. Anyway, just to finish this,

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00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm moving on. I'm ignoring you. Uh. Here's the various

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00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: forms of bacteria, disease, strep, staff and eat cole I.

719
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: All could be on your phone. So eat cole I

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Speaker 1: on my phone. Yes, you especially probably the places you

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Speaker 1: go and the people you hang out with. I would

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Speaker 1: go with some fine people. I don't know about that.

723
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: I I hang out with some wonderful people. It's not

724
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Speaker 1: what I hear. I do notice, though, when you go

725
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Speaker 1: hang out with these certain people, you suddenly stop returning

726
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: my text I I guess it's easy to figure out

727
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: when you hang out with these certain people, suddenly you

728
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: don't get back to me. Uh, it's a giveaway. It's

729
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: a dead giveaway because normally you're whenever I text you,

730
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: you will get back to me, like within a second,

731
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Speaker 1: because you have no life. But occasionally you have a

732
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Speaker 1: life and you don't get back. That's that's the spice

733
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: of life, right. You gotta have a little bit of

734
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: riding the life. That's exactly what I have. I don't

735
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: know about that. So essentially you're whoever you hang out

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00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: with there. These people do not allow you access to

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00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: your phone. That's not true. I am a an accommodating

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Speaker 1: person when it comes to text messages and phone calls.

739
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: But I tried to keep myself on the subject or

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Speaker 1: the individuals that I'm hanging outlet and not stuck to

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00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: my phone because I am like the majority of the

742
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: people in the United States. I can't get rid of

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Speaker 1: my phone, and so I got issues with it. So

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00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: it's like glued to my hip. So it's nice to

745
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: unplug an escape for for a short period of time. Alright, alright,

746
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: next study sports hyperbole are you dismissing what I do

747
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: with my phone? Because I don't believe you. All Right,

748
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: sports hyperbole hyping up one team or athlete over another. Now,

749
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Speaker 1: we know that it's good for the box off, it's

750
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: it's good for sports radio, it's good for television ratings

751
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: and professional sports. But a new study done by Duke

752
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: University claims that if the players on the other side

753
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: of the field pay two much attention to all the

754
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: hype and all the noise, it will negatively affect their performance.

755
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: About that. They studied tennis matches and over five million

756
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: online chess matches and they determine this research. I think

757
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: this is I think this is bullshit. Uh, those are

758
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: two isolated one. It's an individual sport. I would imagine

759
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: if use golf in that same kind of testing it

760
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: it probably similar. Well, my experience as a gambler, and

761
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: we do Benny versus the Penny, which will be up later,

762
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: but my experience as a gambler is typically a lot

763
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: of hype affects the people you're hyping. See the Cleveland Brown,

764
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: see Baker Mayfield, and these people start buying into the

765
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: hype that their God's gift to whatever sport, and they

766
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: whether they don't put the work in or they just

767
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: let it get to their head. Um. That's my experience

768
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: that it actually hurts more the people that are being

769
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: hyped up than the other team. I would think as

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Speaker 1: a competitor, if you're on the other team, you would

771
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: love the opportunity to bring them down a couple of

772
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: notches right when you love that. Of course, the underdog

773
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: rolls something. Even the Patriots kind of revelent at times,

774
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: and that's what you want to have. Do you gamble

775
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: on tennis, by the way, oh god no, I do

776
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: no football and tennis a little bit of baseball. But

777
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: if you can gamble on tennis, you don't have as

778
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,280
Speaker 1: many outlying factors that go into the results of the match,

779
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: which is beautiful. Well that's because you live near the

780
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: Pacific Oceans. I don't further you get away from because

781
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: that's tennis people. You live near tennis people up in

782
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: the one per centers and all that with the tennis people.

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00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm out here with the working man. I'm a blue

784
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Speaker 1: collar guy. Blue collar people aren't tennis people. That's not

785
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: We're not. We aren't. I speak for all blue collar people, definitely,

786
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: not all right, Moving on robotic jousting. About this one.

787
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: This is again kind of tied with the last story.

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Speaker 1: It's a different study. This is from Carnegie Mellon University

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00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh. Try ash, talk hurts even when it comes

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00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: from a robot. How about that? Uh? The study from

791
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: Carnegie Mellett determined and demonstrated that disparaging words can fluster

792
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: an opponent no matter who or what utters them. That's right.

793
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: Quoting a new study, humanoid robot Pepper mocked and taunted

794
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: game players, admiring zingers like administering rather zingers like I

795
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: have to say, you are a terrible player, and over

796
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: the course of the game you're playing has become confused.

797
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: And they claimed that this did work and it did

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00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: cause the other person to perform more poorly. I forget

799
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Speaker 1: what country it is. I think it might be China.

800
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: But did you know they are manufacturing robotic men to

801
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: act as boyfriends and husbands? Now for women, well, I

802
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: know they have robotic women androids that men enjoy, maybe

803
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: not as girlfriend wife, but doing other things with yes,

804
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: like what cooking? Yeah? Remember during the Olympics in was

805
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: it Russia, they had brothels with androids. Remember that you

806
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 1: go in and which makes you wonder it's not a person.

807
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: It looks like a person. But is that is that cheating?

808
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: You're in a dungeon somewhere with an android? Is that cheating?

809
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: Isn't cheating? If you don't finish? Wow, well you would

810
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: know more about you know more about that. But I

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Speaker 1: I finished what I start. That's what I usually too soon.

812
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, all right, be sure to catch live editions

813
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 1: of The Ben Maller Show week days at two am

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Speaker 1: Eastern even pm Pacific. Moving on genetics of veggies. Genetics

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Speaker 1: of veggies. Now, I love this story and I will

816
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: use this story. I will put this in my back pocket.

817
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: And uh and this is from the University of Kentucky

818
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: School of Medicine and Lexington. Uh says, if you've never

819
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: been able to enjoy the tay east of vegetables like

820
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: broccoli or Brussels sprouts, uh, and you can't understand how

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00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: other people actually do enjoy the taste. It turns out

822
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: that you may be going through an issue that you

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00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: have different taste buds when you bite into a fork

824
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Speaker 1: full of veggies. According to a new study. And I

825
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: think I have this it's preliminary research, but they said

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Speaker 1: it's a certain percentage of people carry a specific gene

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Speaker 1: that makes certain foods like broccoli, Brussels spouts, and vegetables

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Speaker 1: in general. Um, most of these heart healthy vegetables taste

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Speaker 1: bitter and they don't want to eat it because it

830
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: doesn't taste right. Yeah, but don't Well, my taste buds

831
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: evolved throughout the years. When I was a kid, I

832
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: hated squash, I hated Brussels sprouts, I hated broccoli, I

833
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: hated peas. And now I eat all that stuff I eat,

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Speaker 1: I eat none of it. I still have the diet

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Speaker 1: of a nine year old. That's what I still have,

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Speaker 1: and I'm proud of that. And they say that those

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Speaker 1: carrying this taste gene are much more likely to have

838
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: a harder time incorporating obviously vegetables into their diet. They

839
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: say it impacts roughly twenty five of the public suffer

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00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: from this gene mutation, if you will. I wonder if

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00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: that works out for alcohol too, because my my palate

842
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: for alcohol has changed over the last ten or fifteen years.

843
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: You love the booze now, but I went from I

844
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: guess beer when I was younger than red Bull and

845
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: vodka to Bombay, sapphire and tonic, and now I'm on

846
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 1: a whiskey and scotch. Yeah, well, you just like it's

847
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: for social reason you like to taste about who likes

848
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: to taste of alcohol? Yeah, certain things are just good, man,

849
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: I enjoy them. Wine's tasty. Saki is really good. We'll

850
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: talk about that when we go to Japan next year. Yeah, well,

851
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: when we get paid by the Chamber of Commerce in Japan,

852
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: which will be after I get paid to go to

853
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: New Zealand and hang out with our friends in New

854
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: Zealand and all that. All right, more of these studies.

855
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: It's a study. This this portion of the podcast asked

856
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: brought to you by nobody a shark food. All right,

857
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 1: shark food scientists are testing shark bite proof wetsuit material.

858
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: It's made from fabrics that incorporate ultra high molecular weight

859
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: polythene fibers, whatever that is. I think I butchered that

860
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: one of those words. But they claim it's it's early

861
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: in the research that this will reduce the amount of

862
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: bleeding when you get beaten by that great white shark

863
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: when you're swimming out in the ocean. It's great, It's

864
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: exactly what I want to have. How would you like

865
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: to be one of the people that test it? Though?

866
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: Don't you have to have this on and have a

867
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: shark bite you don't find out whether or not it works. No,

868
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't know how else would you test it. I

869
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: guess you could put it on robots and have things

870
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: bite down, but it's not the same. You could have

871
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: different cutting cutting a tire and cutting hardware to rip

872
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: up the attire. Two right rocks, scissors, knives, um, what

873
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: else can you have? I don't know, some teeth from

874
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: an animal, put it in a wood chip. Oh you

875
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: could do that? Yeah, alright. The last one money matters,

876
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: all right? Money for you? Uh. This is actually something

877
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: we talked about the other day at our our meal

878
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: and riverside husbands are not stressed out there the least

879
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: stressed I not know, not stressed out, but the least

880
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: stressed out when their wives earn up to of the

881
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 1: household income, meaning that the wives are carrying their weight

882
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: and providing some some money. So it's not all the

883
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: guy of coming with the income and all that. But

884
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: the study indicated that these men become increasingly uncomfortable as

885
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: the amount of money their wives make their spouses make

886
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: when their wives wages rise beyond the threshold, the guys

887
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: become most stressed out when they are entirely economically dependent

888
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: on their their wife. I can see that. Yeah, I

889
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: can believe that. Do you have any friends that that

890
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: married up? Though? Do you have any friends that? Yes,

891
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 1: I there's a guy I've worked with in radio that

892
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: that married his His wife makes uh more money than

893
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: him and and all that. So I I think there's

894
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: other people too, but that's the one, one guy in particular.

895
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 1: But but this is a thing, man, you see. I

896
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: I love that my wife works and all that. I

897
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind if she made more way, to be honest

898
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: with you, because I I'm always paranoid working in radio

899
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: that you know, I'm gonna get stabbed in the back

900
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: and the song and dance is gonna come to an end.

901
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's like casino. You get the bats

902
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: in the corn fields and then your game over. Yeah,

903
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I feel like it's insurance. You're like, I, I can

904
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: just live off her for a while if I have

905
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: to bury my head in the sand and uh and

906
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: and all that. There's a sense of attractiveness when when

907
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: a female we're opposite sex, is not only pulling their

908
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: own weight but also making more too. I think it's

909
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: attractive when a woman is just, uh, I bet you

910
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: hustling and making money and earning it. Yeah, why not,

911
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: especially if they're using their potential. I think that's huge. Now,

912
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: what if what if a woman said to you, guess gun,

913
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: I make so much money, i'd and I want you

914
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: to go do these little high school football games. I

915
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: don't want that, See I I had that in my twenties.

916
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I think I Yeah, there's always like that

917
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: one that you probably should have married or probably should

918
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: have had. And uh yeah, in my twenties, before I

919
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: got into sportscasting, even though I wanted to do it,

920
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: I was in real estate. But I was dating someone

921
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: for a long period of time. She was really wealthy,

922
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: was connected to some some prominent people, and I had

923
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: a set life and I elected to leave the career,

924
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: leave the woman of the relationship. And then I went

925
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: back to grad school. And then yeah, I started working

926
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: for I had radio part time, working making ten dollars

927
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: an hour. How about that? The rest is history? Guess

928
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: the rest is it. You're living the dream. Make more

929
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: working with Jack in the box, But you're living the dream.

930
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: I could be an in and Out manager making a

931
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: hundred twenty five thousand dollars. Yeah. Although I this guy

932
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: at the gym that worked for In and Out for

933
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: years and then not I love in and Out. But

934
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: his story He worked there for years and he claimed

935
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: once he got to a certain point where his salary

936
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: got ridiculously high, he got whacked. So I guess it

937
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 1: happens even in the fast food game. That usually happens

938
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: in radio. You're you're fine as long as you make

939
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: a certain amount of money. But if you go over

940
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: that threshold, uh, you got problems. That's why I've tried

941
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: to diverse the portfolio into radio and TV and digital

942
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: and even podcasting. So Fox Sports Radio has the best

943
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our

944
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: shows at Fox Sports Radio dot com and within the

945
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app search f s R to listen live.

946
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: It's in the bag. These are listener messages. This is

947
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: a rip off of Ask Ben. Your questions are answers,

948
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: and here it is in the bag. Dave from Medford, Oregon. Right,

949
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: so he says what was the first poster in your bedroom,

950
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: first poster in your bedroom that you remember. I probably

951
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: had some superhero poster, Dave. But the first sports poster

952
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: I remember had I Reggie Jackson poster, the old Hall

953
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: of Fame slugger from back in the day, Angel Yankee, well,

954
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: Mr October, I think it was with the Angels at

955
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: that point. But I I had a Reggie Jackson what

956
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: about you guess? And you probably like the teenage mutant

957
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles. Maybe Power Rangers cartoon was a transformer poster

958
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: like probably Optimist, Optimist Prime or in jazz um or

959
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: for professional athletes. I probably had a John Elway poster

960
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: or two. I got a lot of Denver Bronco attire,

961
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: like Elway's helmet, autograph authentic, a jersey of throwback one

962
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: that's been signed. Well, I like to throwback Broncho helmet,

963
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 1: which is better than the current Bronco helmets are good.

964
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: I gott have been Scully jersey, like on a Dodger jersey,

965
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: just a Scully in the back of We're not we're

966
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: not asking. I don't think Dave's asking for your memory,

967
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: your commercial pastor kind of free lance. I don't have

968
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: to go buy his rules. Wow, what's wrong with you?

969
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I have to get into a pissing match.

970
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: I have baseballs from the World Series. You want those?

971
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: I got those. I hope it's not from two thousand seventeen.

972
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: It's actually I don't know. I was from the game

973
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 1: they won. Anyway, all right, All night Mike from Tucson,

974
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: Arizona rights And he says, with the holidays coming up,

975
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: what's an appropriate gift to get your girlfriend if you've

976
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: been dating less than a year? And how much do

977
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 1: I spend on her lingerie? Baby? I'm all good about

978
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: lingerie for a woman? Yes, well, we would love the line.

979
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: I think the lingeriate does more for the woman than

980
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: the man. I believe. I think anytime if she's lingre

981
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: is good. Um. Some some bottoms for pajamas are always

982
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: good with a nice sweater, depending on the state that

983
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: you live in, I know East Coast, if you do.

984
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: Some ugs are great. Gloves of course are great. Beanies

985
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: are good. Lotion is fantastic for women. Um, anything else

986
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: dating advice you need? Ben or yes see, my advice

987
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: would be all night Mike. You're supposed to ake up

988
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 1: with your girlfriend, but now before the holidays, before Thanksgiving

989
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: and Christmas, because then it gets awkward. And then you

990
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: probably should stay broken up until mid February and then

991
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: get back together with mid February because that's when that's

992
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: when Valentine's Day. So you want to avoid Valentine's Day.

993
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: So you've got to get through Thanksgiving, Christmas and Valentine's Day.

994
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: So you should be single from late November. Dump your

995
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend just before Thanksgiving. That way you don't have to

996
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: worry about meeting the family and meeting her family, so

997
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: you avoid that. You dodge that bullet. Then you dodge Christmas,

998
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 1: and then in January you got football playoffs. You don't

999
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: have to worry about your girlfriend taking your attention from you.

1000
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: And then in February you've got Valentine's Day. So you

1001
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: wait the day after Valentine's Days and I know I

1002
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: was thinking about you, and then you get back together.

1003
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: Boom done, we'll see it. Here's the luxury, though, is

1004
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: that if you've been dieting her for a long period

1005
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: of time, then you could be on the outs because

1006
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: once the New Year's Eve hits, she'll be thinking New

1007
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: Year knew me, and you'll be on the move if

1008
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: you have not proposed to her anytime soon. So, yeah,

1009
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: that's true. But most people's New Year's resolutions, they like,

1010
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: three days later, they're back to doing what they said

1011
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: they wouldn't. I could safely say I've been a part

1012
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: of that statistics, so I I can. I can pledge

1013
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: to uh, maybe holding on a little too long before

1014
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: you get announced it. So I love that you had

1015
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 1: a whole list of things to get your girlfriend. You've

1016
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: clearly had a lot of girlfriends over the years. I

1017
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: know how to treat women. I know how to take

1018
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: care of about that. Women take care of me. I'll

1019
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: take care of them. Nothing wrong with that, alright, dude,

1020
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: no lifetime contracts for you though you've not agreed to. Yeah,

1021
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: what do you want for me? I want nothing. I

1022
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: want nothing at all. I could be I could be

1023
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 1: designated as Mr right now, just not Mr Wright. Yeah, okay.

1024
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: Mark in Ottawa writes and says, if you had to

1025
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: choose one of these food items to eat for the

1026
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: rest of your life, which one would it be? And

1027
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: he lists three things here Mark in Ottawa, he says, hamburger,

1028
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: hot dog, or pizza. Now to me, this is easy.

1029
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: I you love list radio guests, guys, this is this

1030
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: is great, um, and you to put hot dog number three. Yes,

1031
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: now I don't I like a hot dog, but I

1032
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: can't be eating hot dogs the rest of my life,

1033
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: so that's number three. I put Hamburger at number two.

1034
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: Pizza's number one because there's so many different ways you

1035
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: can have a pizza with the toppings on top as

1036
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: you choose. So if you're only gonna eat one food

1037
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: oem of the rest of your life, you choose pizza

1038
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: because you can make amazing combinations of toppings and so

1039
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: it's kind of like you're eating other things on top

1040
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: of the pizza. That's true, and I agree with that list,

1041
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: especially because we have the great cities of Chicago and

1042
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 1: New York, so those pizzas are good. Out here in California,

1043
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: ours there a little bit different. We have Kirkland brand pizza,

1044
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: which is wonderful. We got got Mexican pizza to New

1045
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: York pizzas overrated. Chicago pizza is pretty good, but New

1046
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: York pizzas overrated. Boston's actually got some good piece of

1047
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: pizza places, which is surprising, as would you consider a

1048
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: cal Zone pizza or Now I do not know. I

1049
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: do not, just like I don't consider a taco a sandwich.

1050
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: I know, all right, but yeah, I'll go with that

1051
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: list too, because yeah, pizza's rep there. You can have

1052
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: anything think crust deep, dish long and uh greasy, or

1053
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: the New York style. But whatever, I'm going to have

1054
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: veggies on top, barbecue chicken, you can do that. You

1055
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: can do the meat whatever you want, Hawaiian style. I

1056
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: know you like the meat. I know you like the

1057
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: meat based kind of guy. Yeah. Jason from Parts Unknown says,

1058
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: what's Gascon's favorite list? All right, go ahead, guest girl,

1059
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: favorite list? Uh, I don't have a favorite list? Mean

1060
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: favorite lists? You do list radio. You're the o g

1061
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: Old Gangster of list radio. No, your colleague Calin Caliherd

1062
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: actually does that television format, and that kind of leads

1063
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: you into what you do for the night. For your monologue,

1064
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: you take whatever soundbites he generates, and then you you

1065
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: leave that into your opening monologue. So it is a

1066
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: travesty of justice in sports radio. But I just pretty

1067
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: much steal all of my material from Colin Coward. It's

1068
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: a luxury of everything podcast that so you kind of

1069
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: go back and it's great. I don't do any prep.

1070
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: I just watched Cowherd show. I scribble down a couple

1071
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: of notes, and then I just roll in here and

1072
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: let it rip. That's how I do it. Yeah, going

1073
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: to do it. The most nauseous lists of all time

1074
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: got to be the top ten UH teams of all

1075
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: time or the top ten quarterbacks of all time. No,

1076
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: you're wrong, top ten defense. We are heading in. Next

1077
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: week is Thanksgiving, and I don't know if we're gonna

1078
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 1: do a podcast. Are we doing a podcast next week?

1079
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: I thought we were supposed to do it at a

1080
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: designated fire station. I have a buddy of mine, Patrick

1081
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: in Norwalk station twenty. I think it is we can

1082
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: maybe go over there, but I don't know if logistically

1083
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: that will work out. But I would like to point

1084
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: out that we are heading in and we'll maybe we'll

1085
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: do a segment on this Holiday sports radio what to

1086
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: look forward to on Holiday Sports Radio. I do this

1087
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: rant on radio, but the podcast guys need to hear

1088
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 1: it also, and there's certain things you hear Thanksgiving week

1089
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,240
Speaker 1: and Christmas week, and it's a checklist to determine whether

1090
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: you're talk show host is prepared or is just doing

1091
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: layup line radio, mailing it in baby like Manny Machado

1092
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: in the World series mailing it in baby. So anyway,

1093
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 1: all right? Mark in New Hampshire says, why is gas

1094
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: can such a funk up? That's a good question to

1095
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: find up. He did not define funk then he's a

1096
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: funk up. Okay, very nice way to treat a listener there.

1097
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: He's in New Hampshire. Man, come on the guys. A

1098
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: p One Sean and Oceanside says, what's your favorite type

1099
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: of pie to indulge in for the holidays. It's a

1100
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: good question. It's good kind of pie. I'm always banana

1101
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: cream pie. I once I crossed over to banana cream pie.

1102
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 1: It's always number one. But I love a nice apple

1103
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: pie a la mode with a scoop of a vanell

1104
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: ice cream on top. Obviously, traditionally Thanksgivings more about the

1105
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie. You feel more like Thanksgiving with the pumpkin pile.

1106
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: I don't usually celebrate Thanksgiving anymore, so I don't. I

1107
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: don't have much pumpkin pie. But but but you have that.

1108
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: But my my big two banana cream apple anything else?

1109
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: Uh so, my my grandmother Martha, God rest her soul.

1110
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: She's uh. She was a Mexican woman and it was

1111
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: all about Molley's, Enchilada's, Cassadilla's during the holidays. But for

1112
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 1: some reason, Ben she would make this absolutely amazing apricot

1113
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: pie and we never had it warm. She would always

1114
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: have it like cold, almost getting out of the freezer.

1115
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: But she would douse it with with sugar and it

1116
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: was amazing. It was one of the best pies I've

1117
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,479
Speaker 1: ever had. I like strawberry pie, I like Boston cream pie,

1118
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: but apricot pie straight from when I was a kid

1119
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: with my grandmother, it was dynamite. Well that's nostalgia, that's

1120
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: pure nostalgia. What's wrong with that? It's fine, But I've said,

1121
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: if you didn't have that when you were a kid,

1122
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: you'd probably be as a grown up, you'd like I

1123
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 1: had as a as a grown up. You ever had

1124
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: prune pie? No, never gives you the runs. I don't

1125
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 1: like apple. Everything gives you the runs. Now it doesn't count.

1126
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: You can't digest anything. No, Actually that's the problem, man.

1127
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: I everyone told me I can't. I've had more constipation.

1128
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: Guess I know you're curious about that than I have.

1129
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: I wish I had the other problem. I was like,

1130
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: this is great, I can eat whatever I wanted to

1131
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: run right through me. It hasn't happened. For fox sake,

1132
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like in the one percent of people

1133
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: that had their gallbladder ripped out and I don't hasn't

1134
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: really affected anything. I don't think you should be trying

1135
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: it on a regular basis, though, for a couple of

1136
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: different reasons. One is to remain out of the hospital. Yeah,

1137
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: well that's true. Yeah on the weekends. Like I'm I'm

1138
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: in the middle of a fast right now. I'm going

1139
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: doing a forty probably forty five hour fast. I did.

1140
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: I did a fifty four hour fast. Did eat from

1141
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon until was it Tuesday night? Earlier this week?

1142
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: So you're what are you signing for? You're losing a

1143
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: lot of weight. I'm happy for you. Thank you, man.

1144
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,919
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, and I love doing it. I don't

1145
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: mind not eating as long as I get my water,

1146
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I don't It's not for everybody, I get it.

1147
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: Not for everybody. Yeah, all right, let's move on. We

1148
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: have Jose repping the nine five six. I think that's

1149
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: in like Laredo, Texas. I believe the nine five six, Brownsville, Texas.

1150
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: If I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. But from THEE says,

1151
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: with the holidays coming up, guys, will you or gag

1152
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: on Ben be doing any Black Friday shopping? Yeah? No,

1153
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: I will not. Now. Um, my wife and I what

1154
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: we usually had done for like a holiday gift is

1155
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: we would buy something for the mall or mansion. We'd

1156
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: buy like a new very adult, grown up, boring thing

1157
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: to do. We buy like a new microwave or dishwasher

1158
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: or something like that. But we're trying to save some money,

1159
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: so I don't think we'll be buying anything. Although that

1160
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: is the best day to buy television, Black Friday, you're

1161
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: gonna if you need a new television, you gotta be

1162
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: out there sprinting at the door of Walmart when they opened.

1163
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: Although Black Friday didn't even start on Friday anymore. Guest,

1164
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't start like it starts like like Thanksgiving morning

1165
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: or even before that. These Black Friday deals, But in

1166
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: today's in today's digital age, aren't you usually shopping on

1167
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime now? Yeah? But some stores have only in

1168
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: store deals, like you have to go pick up the

1169
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: item in in the store, so they have that. I'm

1170
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm kind of Ship's Creek too because most of my

1171
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: family is all female. So yeah, that's tough when you

1172
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: have all women. Yeah, I got a bunch of sisters,

1173
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: and mom's got a bunch of sisters. Isn't a bunch

1174
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: of nieces, no nephews. It's tough. It's tough sledding for me.

1175
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: And then all the all the all your female listeners,

1176
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,439
Speaker 1: and I gotta give gifts for two and so it's

1177
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: it's a challenge, you know, the listener host relationship. You

1178
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,959
Speaker 1: don't actually have to give gifts to women just because

1179
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: women listen to show and very few women listen to

1180
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: sports radio. Uh, you don't have to give every woman

1181
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: who lives in a jerkwater town a gift. You don't

1182
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: have to do it. But when your listeners specifically listen

1183
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: to your show, for me, it's a it's a little

1184
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: bit different. That doesn't happen. We know that that's not true.

1185
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: All right, more, well, a lot of questions. I want

1186
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: to get to most of these we can. Uh. This

1187
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 1: is from Big Oh listening to the podcast in Columbus, Ohio,

1188
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: home of the Ohio State University says if the moon

1189
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: was made out of spare ribs, would you eat it? Uh? Yeah,

1190
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: the spare rib not anti spare rib. But if it

1191
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 1: was made out of chicken fingers, big oh, I would devoured.

1192
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: If it was made out like a cheeseburger or a

1193
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak, I'm all about that action, boss. I

1194
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: don't think I would devour a moon made out of

1195
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 1: spare ribs. What about you guess baby back ribs for sure?

1196
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: Maybe back maybe back baby back baby backgrounds. Whatever was

1197
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: made out of a bloom and onion, would you eat that? Absolutely?

1198
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: From out back, Absolutely, as long as this sauce was

1199
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of the moon. Got into the man

1200
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 1: all right. Ja from Kentucky Rights and says, Ben, if

1201
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: you were banned from radio or talking about sports in general,

1202
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:32,919
Speaker 1: where do you see yourself working tomorrow? Okay, I would

1203
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: do traffic updates shout out. Uh. I would work for

1204
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: the traffic bureau. No, I don't know. I I've always

1205
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: I've thought about being in real estate. I think you

1206
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: can make a lot of money if you're good at it,

1207
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: and I think that would be fun. I could have

1208
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: some fun. I know some people I've worked with in

1209
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: radio that have gone into real estate. Re member John Fricky,

1210
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: who's talk shows, he used to work at Fox. He's

1211
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. He's he does radio, but he also sells

1212
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: real estate in the side. Yeah, that's what I did

1213
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: before I got into this racket. People have said I

1214
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: should become a lawyer. Now, Uh, there's a lot of lawyers.

1215
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: Most of them don't make any money. You gotta pay

1216
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars just to take the bar exam out

1217
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: here in California. But most people passed the bar. No,

1218
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't. They do. Sixty thousand people a

1219
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: year become lawyer. But it's not in the first try,

1220
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So you're spending a grand just

1221
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 1: to take the bar exam, you'll probably fail it on

1222
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: your first try. It's not gonna failure like you. You

1223
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: don't have any faith in me. You are such a

1224
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: faith in you. You even said you keep all your

1225
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: old rejection. I have a box from in my childhood

1226
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: bedroom made my mom rest in peace. She never threw

1227
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: it out, and it has a box of rejection letters

1228
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: from radio stations that Ted told me I wasn't good

1229
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: enough to work at the radio there you go. See.

1230
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: One of those was w e I, which I've worked

1231
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: for twice. You got fired from twice. I've worked for

1232
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: them twice. Uh. The station in Seattle KJR we're on.

1233
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: I've been on there for years. Uh. Several other stations

1234
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: around the country that I wanted to work at they

1235
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: would never hire me, and they've now, of course hired me,

1236
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: So screw you. It's amazing how how much you can

1237
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: really pat yourself on the back during a podcast. It's

1238
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: absolutely kind of like talking about how many gifts you

1239
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: buy people like that during your podcast. How great you

1240
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: are with women? You know that kind of thing. I

1241
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: caught it your female listeners. You comment in the mail

1242
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: female Okay, I don't know if you know this, but

1243
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: sports radios about the dudes, all right, it's all about

1244
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: to do. It's entertainment radio. That really is that what

1245
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: this is? Yeah, we don't really talk about sports much.

1246
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't think we've mentioned anything sports related. Uh, sports

1247
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: with Coleman, that's what we mentioned. Yeah, we did mention

1248
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: sports with moment. All right, Um, more more questions. What

1249
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: would you do, guest if you were banned from from well,

1250
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: you're not kind of barely in radio, but if you

1251
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: were banned from it, yeah, I'd probably try to do

1252
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: a podcast. You do a podcast or did you try

1253
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: to get paid for the podcast? You just do it

1254
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: for free like pro bono? I would. I would definitely

1255
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 1: get paid for it. So I hope definitely made that

1256
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,880
Speaker 1: app In real estate is always an option. PR is

1257
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: an option, Yeah, PR. Firefighter could be an option. Getting

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01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 1: too old for that? You almost know. I'm in a

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01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: great shape, though, what's wrong with you? As Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I can. I can bench press a buick maybe like

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01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: looking for guys like you have to be firefighters? You know, no, no, no,

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01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: that's what I hear. John shots, Well, you've already done that.

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01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: How embarrassing is that? Maybe it's embarrassing you had a

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01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: woman put makeup on you for a high school football

1265
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 1: game last week? A global broadcast on the Fox Sports

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01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 1: Go app, which is available globally. I mean, come on,

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01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 1: that's Internet. That's not just local Yoko cable television like

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01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: I used to do back in the day. That's big

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01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: time every man, woman and child, all watching right there

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01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,680
Speaker 1: on a mission to watch watch that. That's longest steps anyway,

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01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 1: what was it. John from Parts Unknow says, will you

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01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: vote for Andrew Yang for President Ben? He'll give you

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01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars extra every month and your wife too.

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01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: That's an extra twe four thousand dollars a year. That's

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01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: from from well listen, I Andrew Yank. I don't hate

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01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 1: the guy. Seems like a cool guy and all that,

1277
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: but I can't vote for any of these politicians, any

1278
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: of the Democrats that are promising to give you everything,

1279
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: because I grew up learning there is no free lunch

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01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 1: that that's gonna come from somebody. They're gonna raise your taxes,

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01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: they're gonna they're gonna screw some people over to get

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01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: that money. So it's not like all of a sudden,

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01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: you're a magician and Abraca dab as a politician. Here's

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01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: an extra thousand dollars a month. That money's got to

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01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: come somewhere, from somewhere, and so that's my problem. I

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01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: feel like you've got to earn your money. I don't

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01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: like being given things in general unless I earn them,

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01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: and so I I will not. But I do enjoy

1289
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: him on TV. Is a good interview. He's a slick talker.

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01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: I think he's a nice guy, but I would I

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01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 1: disagree with him. Isn't he doing that though? Because he

1292
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: thinks that all these jobs are gonna go away anyway

1293
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: and it'll be all robots, and so you need to

1294
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: get paid by the government and everything's automation sooner or later,

1295
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: all right? Blake in Miami says what menu items differentiate

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01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving dinner from a Christmas dinner? Turkey? Well, I

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01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: do hanukah, so I don't. I don't know. But what

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01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: you don't do Christmas? Well we have yeah now because

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01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: he's I got married, But before that I didn't do it.

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: Was growing up obviously I didn't do it. But there's

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01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: a grown up. I put even Christmas lights up and

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01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: uh we have hanakah lights also both. Um we mix

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01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 1: and matcht but um what differentia? So I would assume

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01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: like the stuffing? Do you have stuffing on Christmas? You

1305
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 1: don't know? So the stuffing? Do you have yams on Christmas?

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01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: All right? So yams? Turkey? You don't have turkey on Christmas?

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01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: But do you have ham? Have ham? Yeah? Some roast

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01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: beef when I have a brisket, wouldn't that be a

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01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: good Christmas dinner. Brisket be solid. You canna get up

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01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 1: a couple of mins if you gotta learn how to cook.

1311
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: Though you don't learn how to I know how to cook.

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01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm a fine cook. I cook a lot. No. Yeah, no,

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01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: I chopped the chicken. I do the whole thing. Yeah,

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01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: I have. You know, my new thing is that I've

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01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 1: changed my diet. I used to eat a lot of meat.

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01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to eat more chicken because apparently it's

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01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 1: better for you. But the only way I can eat

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01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 1: grilled chicken, which is I used to just fried chicken.

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01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: The only way I can eat grilled chicken is I

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01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: have to cut it up into little bite sized pieces. Right,

1321
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: So I get these chicken breasts, I pound the chicken

1322
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: breast with a hammer, and then I get I have

1323
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: a kitchen scissors, and I have to cut it into

1324
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: like little pieces, and then I can eat grilled chicken

1325
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: because if not, I can't eat it. I find it repulsive.

1326
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: You are so bougie. But I know I do it myself.

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01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 1: It's not like other people do it. I I know

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01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 1: this is my neurosis. And I eat my grilled chicken

1329
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: that way, and you won't go to a fine steakhouse,

1330
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: but you'll chop up poultry and chew it into small,

1331
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: little bite sized size. That is embarrassing. No, it's not.

1332
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: It's good. I hope my Heart Network like cancels this podcast.

1333
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: That well, I would that would be devastating to my

1334
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: bank account. It would help you out because you have

1335
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: more time to do whatever nonsense you're doing. Might be

1336
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: a soccer game somewhere you can broadcast. R J writes,

1337
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: and he says he's in parts unknown. Uh, he says, Uh,

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01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: what are y'all's Thanksgiving plans for this year? Well, I

1339
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: will be doing radio, r J. I have I worked

1340
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving most years, but I will be in student's

1341
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: big football Day, Big football Day, and I'm kind of

1342
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: down on Thanksgiving, so I will I will be partaking

1343
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: in the gift of sports talk radio. That's what I'll

1344
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: be doing. Yeah, I will be I'll be stuck doing

1345
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: sports talk radio middle of the day, so we've got

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01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,000
Speaker 1: the morning games, afternoon and evening time. And I got

1347
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: my family is spread out, so part of them are

1348
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 1: in Canada, other parts are in Alabama, Florida, Texas. I

1349
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: kind of wanted to go to New York, but I'm

1350
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: stuck in in southern California for Yeah, you're stuck in

1351
01:07:54,680 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 1: southern California weather sandals. I gonna work it all right.

1352
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 1: One more real quick Derek from Derek the Chef from Auckland,

1353
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Listen to the podcast. This is actually one

1354
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 1: of these good questions. Would you rather your parents or

1355
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,440
Speaker 1: your wife be able to read your thoughts? Good question?

1356
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,480
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna go my parents. I'm gonna tell you why,

1357
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 1: because my wife would analyze every thought I had. Okay,

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01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: she's a deep thinker and intellectual and in that department,

1359
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: so she would like examine everything. She'd give me therapy.

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01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: My dad wouldn't pay any attention to my thoughts. My

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01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: mom's you know, she's gone, unfortunately, but my dad would

1362
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 1: not would not. He wouldn't even tend it's to have

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01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: been a second concerned about my thoughts. The real reason

1364
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:42,040
Speaker 1: is because your wife is a ballbuster too, so she

1365
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: would absolutely crush you if she could read some of

1366
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: the thoughts that you uh swirling around the domes. We

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01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: gotta put the baby to bed, guests, gun, so we'll dude,

1368
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,640
Speaker 1: don't stick to sports stories. That would give me a

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01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: couple of these stories here, and because you came in

1370
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,479
Speaker 1: late here, we have to put the baby to bed.

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01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 1: But these are stories that aren't about sports. Chuss this

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01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: whole podcast apparently it's not about sports. But what do

1373
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,719
Speaker 1: we have today? How about this one? A civil jury

1374
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 1: has awarded fifty eight million dollars to ten Planoffs who

1375
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: actually sued a donation facility Biological Resource Center in Arizona

1376
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 1: because basically what they were doing was that they would

1377
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 1: take these It was kind of what that story that

1378
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 1: we talked about think before this UH podcast launched. But

1379
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 1: this company basically sold corpses UH and they used it

1380
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:32,640
Speaker 1: for experimental purposes without the family's consent, so remem remember that.

1381
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 1: But the bodies the corpses were used for testing against

1382
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,639
Speaker 1: I E. D. S. Yes, Yeah, that was the mom

1383
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: got blown up, Yes, without permission. So that was pretty

1384
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: damn good. I don't know if you remember that. It was,

1385
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,680
Speaker 1: you know, a couple of months ago, as yeah, you

1386
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: love that story. You kept sending me that story. That

1387
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 1: was like your favorite story. You hate moms, you like

1388
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: moms being blown up apparently had nothing to do with

1389
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:58,880
Speaker 1: that whatsoever. I thought it was just appropriate that someone

1390
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: was getting the getting hammered for using bodies as anything

1391
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: else than cremating. Or you're putting six ft underres some

1392
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. Um. I don't know if you

1393
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: saw the video, usually you are well. I don't know

1394
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: if it's you or your wife. It's all about four

1395
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: years of But in Arkansas, police officer is suspended for

1396
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: dancing naked in a nightclub. Read about that. Uh no,

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01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 1: I don't know. I assume it's a dude. Yeah, yeah,

1398
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,160
Speaker 1: I don't normally go out of I know you like

1399
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 1: to see men dance naked, but I normally don't go

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01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,880
Speaker 1: out of my way. I don't cozy up to that

1401
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: like you do. I I really don't discriminate between the

1402
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: mail or female dancing. They're all in compassing, especially when

1403
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 1: they're naked. I would. I don't know what you're talking about.

1404
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 1: That thing flying around in the air, you like that?

1405
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 1: Uh huh. You gotta get the hell out here because

1406
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:51,599
Speaker 1: that mean that's it? Yes, it's like it's like Prom

1407
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: nine for you. It's cut short, alright, finished ear well,

1408
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,680
Speaker 1: h very disappointing, gascing on, just like your prom date.

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01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 1: All right, very nice, uh sweetest honey and all that stuff,

1410
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,400
Speaker 1: all right, thank you very much. There it is another

1411
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben malloy. Don't forget

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01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,520
Speaker 1: to download the Benny Versus the Penny podcast, which possibly

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01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: will be made available for your dancing and dining pleasure

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01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: a little bit later. Have a great weekend. We'll be

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01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:23,480
Speaker 1: back on the Magic Radio Box on Sunday Sunday Sunday

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01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday night into Monday with all the big stories

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01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 1: of the NFL weekend. And thank you for subscribing. Tell

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Speaker 1: your friends about the podcast, Tell your friends and we'll

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Speaker 1: catch you next time.