Speaker 1: Live.
Speaker 2: Wow. Oh, I gotta start the clock. Wow wow Wow.
Speaker 2: The NBA is over, dude, it's falling apart. It's over.
Speaker 2: It's two days in and it's over. And I'm talking
Speaker 2: about talking about Wimby being amazing because I did. I
Speaker 2: watched him and he was amazing. He dominated reverse dunk
Speaker 2: reverse dunk. The current head coach of the Portland Trail
Speaker 2: Razers arrested by the f B. Freaking I. Terry Roseier,
Speaker 2: current Miami Heat player, arrested by the f B. Freaking I.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: This was an illegal gambling and sports rigging operation that
Speaker 2: spanned years across eleven states, and total, thirty individuals have
Speaker 2: been arrested, thirteen mafia members. The case involves Lakosa Nostra,
Speaker 2: the Italian mafia, charges including legal gambling, wire fraud, and extortion.
Speaker 2: There are two separate indictments. The first involves six defendants
Speaker 2: accused of participating in a sports corruption scheme that exploited
Speaker 2: insider information involving NBA players and teams. The defendants leveraged
Speaker 2: their connections to place prop bets based on confidential insider information,
Speaker 2: winning tens of thousands of dollars per bet. The second
Speaker 2: indictment involves thirty one defendants charged with participating in a
Speaker 2: nationwide scheme to rig illegal poker games. The FBI says
Speaker 2: they used high tech cheating technology to steal millions of
Speaker 2: dollars from victims in underground poker games that were actually fixed.
Speaker 2: The two cases are separate, but they are overlapping defendants,
Speaker 2: including NBA player and coach Damon Jones, former NBA player.
Speaker 2: The FBI says that NBA player Terry Rozier told the
Speaker 2: defendants that he was going to leave a game early
Speaker 2: on March twenty third, twenty twenty three, with an injury.
Speaker 2: The defendants then placed more than two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 2: of wagers on the unders for his prop bets. Rosier
Speaker 2: left the game after nine minutes. Those bets paid out
Speaker 2: tens of thousands of dollars in profits, and the defendants
Speaker 2: and Rosier counted the money at his house.
Speaker 3: So the question is this Rosier is the one that
Speaker 3: was investigated. They had kind of been looking into this one, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, but they said, oh, nothing, The NBA didn't find anything,
Speaker 2: but the FBI kept digging and they found it. They
Speaker 2: went and counted the winnings at his house. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Then the FBI says that former Raptors player John de Porter,
Speaker 2: the one that was the first one to get busted,
Speaker 2: he was threatened to participate in this because of his
Speaker 2: gambling debts. They threatened him and so he had to
Speaker 2: pull out of games early or else they were going
Speaker 2: to do something to him.
Speaker 1: The mafia.
Speaker 2: Yes, the rigged poker games occurred in Hampton's, Miami, Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: and Manhattan. The poker scheme targeted victims who were lured
Speaker 2: to participate in rigged poker games by the chance to
Speaker 2: play us alongside former professional athletes. These athletes included Chauncey
Speaker 2: Billips and Damon Jones. The FBI says the defendants utilized
Speaker 2: altered shuffling machines to read the cards in the deck
Speaker 2: and then relay the information to an off site operator.
Speaker 2: The off site operator, known as the quarterback, then sent
Speaker 2: that information to someone at the table. The FBI also
Speaker 2: says the defendants utilized other cheating technologies, including poker chip
Speaker 2: trays that read cards through a hidden camera, special contact
Speaker 2: lenses and glasses that could read marked cards, and X
Speaker 2: ray poker tables that could read cards face down. Wow.
Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. These dudes wanted to win at poker. Yeah, poker,
Speaker 1: that's what I said.
Speaker 2: I says the defendants robbed a victim at gunpoint to
Speaker 2: acquire a rigged shuffling machine. Oh my gosh. The FBI
Speaker 2: has been working on this investigation for four years, with
Speaker 2: the victim losing. Victims losing at least seven million dollars.
Speaker 2: One specific victim lost one point eight million on their own.
Speaker 2: The FBI reviewed thousands of hours of video evidence and
Speaker 2: executed more than two dozen search warrants. These are just
Speaker 2: accurate accusations at this point. But wow, dude, that's bananas.
Speaker 3: Pretty good reading overall that article that was informative, and
Speaker 3: you did well.
Speaker 2: I just I was just reading it off Twitter. This
Speaker 2: is all just breaking news and this is absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2: Like the Portland Trailblazers came out and win their first
Speaker 2: game of the season. They're feeling good to themselves. Now,
Speaker 2: they got no head coach.
Speaker 3: Well, is Billup's gonna coach Tomorrow's? Wouldn't bet on it. Hey,
Speaker 3: let me check the line of that Trailblazers game. Give
Speaker 3: me whoever they're playing. I think this might be a
Speaker 3: little bit of a distraction. So you gotta wonder Billups,
Speaker 3: did he know he was being investigated or was it
Speaker 3: a secret operation? Is he coaching the team knowing he's
Speaker 3: currently being investigated and they're going through his house?
Speaker 2: That's a great question.
Speaker 3: Did he go in for any interviews and he had
Speaker 3: to keep it secret from the NBA and his team
Speaker 3: and his players and everybody.
Speaker 2: I would assume that he had no idea they were
Speaker 2: coming after him. I would assume that when they knocked
Speaker 2: on his door at like three am after they win
Speaker 2: their season opening game, he's like, what, who's at my
Speaker 2: door at three am? The FBI bud you going to prison?
Speaker 3: So wonder which one started first, the poker or the
Speaker 3: players going out of the game early for player props.
Speaker 3: Good question, because player props they probably realized they were
Speaker 3: only getting hundred thousand, risking a guy's entire career.
Speaker 2: Not really worth it.
Speaker 3: No, so then they said, just do the poker. At
Speaker 3: least we won't involve these players that will never play again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's pretty obvious when you this whoever whatever
Speaker 2: NBA player, like on average, there's five hundred dollars to
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars bet on his props total and then
Speaker 2: one night two hundred thousand dollars. It's like, oh, wonder
Speaker 2: what that is all about. That's weird.
Speaker 3: And I want to say that had to be placed
Speaker 3: in Vegas just because our sites don't even let us
Speaker 3: place that much.
Speaker 2: I think when you have enough money you can bet
Speaker 2: it online.
Speaker 1: Ray it checks how much you make. You must not
Speaker 1: make a lot.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, I don't know. I've never tried
Speaker 2: to place a big bet like that.
Speaker 1: Thought it said ten thousands of max.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, wholely crap.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's a pretty obvious one. Just just knowing that. Guys,
Speaker 3: nobody's ever going to place a two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 3: bet on a player prop. And then one comes in.
Speaker 3: Let's flag that one and look into it.
Speaker 2: Like I'm dumb? Are we?
Speaker 3: How dumb are we? And they stopped at two hundred thousand?
Speaker 3: They why not run it up for a million?
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, let's uh, Terry Rozier under four and
Speaker 2: a half rebounds.
Speaker 1: Are over, that's pretty random.
Speaker 2: Let's bet two hundred and fifty thousand dollars Jim, Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, we got a two hundred and fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars bet on under four and a half rebounds. That's
Speaker 2: weird because the most that anybody's ever bet on Rosier
Speaker 2: rebounds is fifty dollars. Yeah, we might want to look
Speaker 2: at that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's one of those two where these prop bets.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think in my heyday, I was
Speaker 3: doing hundreds, maybe a thousand, but two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 3: on a prop bet. And then chad Zy billups because
Speaker 3: the opposite, if you're not rigging it, which is what
Speaker 3: they do with the poker, If you're not rigging the
Speaker 3: NBA talking to the players telling them to do an
Speaker 3: under take.
Speaker 2: A fall, that is the biggest sweat of your life.
Speaker 3: Remember, the opposite is the guy can get Hey, you're
Speaker 3: betting the over and the guy gets so nobody would
Speaker 3: ever because a guy can get hurt on a football
Speaker 3: team and you could still win the bet. If a
Speaker 3: guy gets hurt on an over under, you lose instantly. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So that's what I'm saying. No a shark or not
Speaker 3: a shark, but these whales always want action. They want
Speaker 3: a full game action. The problem with over unders on
Speaker 3: a player is it makes it so that there's not
Speaker 3: full game action with an injury.
Speaker 2: My question is, how do you like, how does Chauncey
Speaker 2: Billups get involved in this? Did Chauncey Billups?
Speaker 3: It sounds like it's all poker related with the sports
Speaker 3: betting all tied together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm wondering, was Chauncey Billups in debt for gambling?
Speaker 2: Does he have a gambling problem? Does he like the
Speaker 2: gamble and they're like, look, man, don't worry about your
Speaker 2: gambling debts at UoS. Just come to these poker games
Speaker 2: and we'll we'll take care of it from there. Wait,
Speaker 2: he was busted with the poker. He was Chauncey Billups
Speaker 2: was the poker. So my question is did they say, hey, man,
Speaker 2: you come to these poker games, we'll pay you one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars or how does he get him? Because
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand dollars of Chauncey Billups is nothing. He's
Speaker 2: made one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: Well for these guys, they were all losers. For Chauncey.
Speaker 3: He wasn't up and did it. He was probably down
Speaker 3: and did it. He was chasing for Terry rose Ear.
Speaker 3: He was chasing for Jonte he was chasing and had
Speaker 3: to pay him back. These are all guys that had
Speaker 3: the bug, the gambling bug.
Speaker 1: It got him.
Speaker 3: It was going after him pretty good, and they didn't
Speaker 3: know how to defend it other than use some sort
Speaker 3: of tactic like this cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chauncey both played seventeen years in the NBA. He
Speaker 2: made over one hundred and six million dollars in contracts.
Speaker 2: Now he's an NBA head coach, so he's getting paid
Speaker 2: probably five six, seven, eight nine million dollars a year,
Speaker 2: ten million dollars a year. So he either has a
Speaker 2: huge gambling problem, is in debt, or he just likes
Speaker 2: to gamble. And these guys got hold of it and said, hey,
Speaker 2: you like to gamble, don't even worry about it. You
Speaker 2: don't have to use your own money. We'll pay you
Speaker 2: to come sit at this table. Why we ripped these
Speaker 2: other dudes off. And he's like, man, so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get paid a million dollars or five hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: or you're gonna give away my gambling debts. He can
Speaker 2: no longer coach in the NBA because just imagine this.
Speaker 2: He goes into the locker room all right, guys, listen
Speaker 2: up man, Tonight we got to go out there and
Speaker 2: try our best. Well, coach, do you have us winning
Speaker 2: tonight or not winning tonight? I need to know. Is
Speaker 2: this game rigged like your poker games? You know how
Speaker 2: you say don't gamble because it can get you kicked
Speaker 2: out a league. Well what about you and your poker
Speaker 2: games that were fixed and you guys were ripping people off.
Speaker 3: Here's the question. So you're telling me it's the same agency.
Speaker 3: If you will, I know you're not the expert on this,
Speaker 3: You're not charms, but I will say so, if it
Speaker 3: is the Italian Mob, is that what.
Speaker 1: You had said?
Speaker 3: That is what it said allegedly on Okay, So, Chauncey
Speaker 3: Billups is an athlete, former athlete, now a coach. He's
Speaker 3: involved heavily with athletics. And you're telling me this Italian
Speaker 3: mob had a position at poker and they had a
Speaker 3: position in sports. Chauncey Billups is massively involved with sports,
Speaker 3: but he wasn't involved with their side of the situation
Speaker 3: with sports, but only their poker sect.
Speaker 2: My thought was when I first read it, what they
Speaker 2: were doing is they were betting on whoever's on their team.
Speaker 2: DeAndre Ayton was on their team last year, and they
Speaker 2: were like, all right, we have DeAndre Ayton under nine
Speaker 2: and a half rebounds. So in the middle of the
Speaker 2: third quarter, Chauncey Billups gets he starts yelling at DeAndre
Speaker 2: Ayton like he missed a defensive assignment, sends him on
Speaker 2: the bench for the rest of the game. He only
Speaker 2: gets seven rebounds. Mafia wins their bets. Now they aren't
Speaker 2: saying that's what happened, but in my head, that's where
Speaker 2: it went. He can control so much more as a
Speaker 2: coach because he controls their minutes.
Speaker 3: The sleuths will pro probably pull some stuff. I imagine
Speaker 3: that'll be surfacing in the coming days. That is, but
Speaker 3: because as you know, what was one of the recent
Speaker 3: coaches in college NFL. Was it a player, was it
Speaker 3: a coach? Lane Kiffin? He said, oh, they're stealing our signs.
Speaker 3: A sleuth went and found not legally stealing it, they
Speaker 3: were legally stealing signs. A sleuth went found it the
Speaker 3: Oklahoma team, how they were stealing plays and found the
Speaker 3: exact play where he knew a slant was going to happen.
Speaker 3: And the guy, this Oklahoma player did you ever see
Speaker 3: that press conference?
Speaker 1: Happened like two days ago.
Speaker 3: Lane Kiffin goes, yeah, you gotta watch out Oklahoma or
Speaker 3: watch out that Auburn game. Sometimes it seems like they're
Speaker 3: stealing plays. They know what's coming. And you see this
Speaker 3: Oklahoma player make a break on the ball, and I mean,
Speaker 3: the only way you make that break is if you
Speaker 3: know the play that's getting called and the sleuth's found
Speaker 3: it within a day.
Speaker 2: I have a question, though, what is wrong with stealing signs?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 3: But then lane Kiffin calls him out for it, and
Speaker 3: you go, is it a sour grapes or does Lane
Speaker 3: Kiffin have something to be mad about? Oh?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: Guy knew what's wrong with it?
Speaker 2: He's if you nothing?
Speaker 3: He just said, hey, but you better be He goes
Speaker 3: go with the difference, run different plays, run a different
Speaker 3: set up plays, play signs because then the reporter goes, well,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna run something different? And he goes, well,
Speaker 3: I'm a coach and tactically I'm not going to tell
Speaker 3: you what I'm gonna run. But if you're if you're
Speaker 3: out there and you're playing this team, better change up
Speaker 3: your plays.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: So it was cool though that the sleuths were able
Speaker 1: to support it.
Speaker 2: I mean that it's just wild. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 2: what happened. I mean, Rozier is in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: They're trying to arrest him because he's wanted by the FBI.
Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
Speaker 3: So Rosier was he in the league right now? He's
Speaker 3: on the heat, okay, and Johnte.
Speaker 2: Murray, No, he's banned for life. That already happened. That
Speaker 2: already happened. He is banned for life, can never play
Speaker 2: in the NBA. And he was good, he was decent.
Speaker 2: He was carving out a role where he was about
Speaker 2: to get paid like a good role player was gonna
Speaker 2: get paid. He was gonna get a couple million dollars
Speaker 2: a year. And now he can never play again. I mean,
Speaker 2: he may be able to go overseas. I don't know
Speaker 2: how that works, but he may be overseas playing. He
Speaker 2: may be in I don't know where he is. But
Speaker 2: it turns out that he didn't do it voluntarily, that
Speaker 2: he was threatened and said, hey, you're gonna do this.
Speaker 2: So then my question is did he flip on the mafia?
Speaker 2: And now he's really got to be worried with the
Speaker 2: over unders, no, with his life if he flipped to
Speaker 2: the FBI and told on the mafia and said, hey man,
Speaker 2: this is what's going on, so that he was able
Speaker 2: to get out of some stuff, right, this is wow.
Speaker 2: So the Italian Mob comes over here. They didn't want
Speaker 2: to go overseas basketball or anything. They wanted to infiltrate
Speaker 2: the association. They want to be where the stars are at.
Speaker 2: And I think the biggest stars are in the NBA
Speaker 2: and the NFL, and there's probably and maybe the Italian
Speaker 2: Mob lives in America. Now, maybe these are the guys
Speaker 2: from New York. Yo, Johnny, let's get a let's get
Speaker 2: a Chauncey on the line. We need to get him
Speaker 2: out here for a poker game. Oh yeah, and what
Speaker 2: some pizza and some of the pasta yay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You usually can't even bet that much on props. They
Speaker 3: do that for a reason that you could put potentially
Speaker 3: have a little bit more inside information on a particular
Speaker 3: player than Vegas. So never can you just go to
Speaker 3: Vegas and be like, hey, on a prop, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do a quarter of a million. They have limits, and
Speaker 3: I guarantee they cap those at ten twenty thousand, So
Speaker 3: you have to get all these restrictions taken off before
Speaker 3: you can even make that bet.
Speaker 2: Or you have twenty people placing a ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: bet on his unders.
Speaker 1: Which is sus god.
Speaker 2: I mean that man. I never realized. But I guess
Speaker 2: these guys what we don't understand is there adrenaline junkies, right,
Speaker 2: they love something like Michael Jordan loved a gamble.
Speaker 3: Well, you're saying these guys, let's just group them all together.
Speaker 3: They loved winning that much, or they needed to pay
Speaker 3: stuff back. Yeah, but they get so much into debt
Speaker 3: because they have so much money, and they think, oh,
Speaker 3: this is easy, and they bet one game, they lose.
Speaker 3: They bet another game, they lose, bet another game, they lose.
Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, they're three million in the hole
Speaker 3: and they're like, uh, how am I ever going to
Speaker 3: get out of this. I'll just bet one more game
Speaker 3: and they lose again.
Speaker 1: It would be fun and not fun.
Speaker 3: It would be interesting if ten people walk out of Vegas,
Speaker 3: get to the airport, you ask all ten of them
Speaker 3: how they did I bet? One or two of them
Speaker 3: were profitable, eight of them were losers. So at this
Speaker 3: poker game. We're learning if Rosier all these guys, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of losers in gambling, a lot of losers,
Speaker 3: and so they were all trying to in a way
Speaker 3: I don't know, allegedly. It just sounds like they're trying
Speaker 3: to win back some money. So they're trying to become
Speaker 3: winners by cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were trying to pay back their gambling
Speaker 2: debts obviously, and they can rack.
Speaker 1: Up we learned from the interpreter Otani.
Speaker 2: It goes fast.
Speaker 1: That amount can get pretty high, which.
Speaker 2: They must be just gambling on everything. Because my whole
Speaker 2: thing is if you're rich, right, and you you're where
Speaker 2: gambling is legal, and let's say you have one hundred
Speaker 2: million dollars, if you bet on a team, Let's say
Speaker 2: you bet on the Oklahoma City Thunder a million dollars
Speaker 2: and they lose, right right, Okay, next game, just bet
Speaker 2: on the OGA Almost sit he under again? Two million dollars.
Speaker 3: I believe that's called Marconi's Merriam. Websters don't know one
Speaker 3: of those Macavelians.
Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, two million dollars, you lose, Okay, next game,
Speaker 2: bet three million. Because if you have one hundred million.
Speaker 2: This is nothing to you, and eventually they're gonna cover
Speaker 2: where you get your money back if you just bet
Speaker 2: on the same team over and over and over again.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's why Vegas wins because they have the deeper pockets.
Speaker 3: And yes, my guy John Sarasani always says, all these
Speaker 3: kids go from college. Let me just sum it up
Speaker 3: real quickly. He said, they go to Vegas with two
Speaker 3: hundred dollars and they expect to make ten thousand. You
Speaker 3: should expect to make let's say, five to ten times
Speaker 3: your money, whereas ten thousand is way too high. And
Speaker 3: so what he's saying is he goes there with half
Speaker 3: or he goes there with quarter of a million, and
Speaker 3: he goes Vegas only wins because they have deeper pockets.
Speaker 3: What if I go there with a quarter of a million.
Speaker 3: So he does, and usually he wins because he just
Speaker 3: keeps doing that. At blackjack, he'll go ten thousand, twenty thousand,
Speaker 3: double down, double down, And what do you learn is, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Like twenty thousand dollars on bijack hand on.
Speaker 3: A hand high limit every room. So he what he's
Speaker 3: proving is as long as you compete nut to nut
Speaker 3: with Vegas. Hey, I got just as much as you do.
Speaker 3: Then it actually ends up being pretty equal. Whereas the
Speaker 3: average person, you and me, You're never gonna make ten
Speaker 3: thousand because it's unrealistic to expect that much times your
Speaker 3: money unless you win a slot or something. But Corre,
Speaker 3: you should be happy with two thousand, which which is awesome,
Speaker 3: Which is what you won.
Speaker 1: Because you were happy with that.
Speaker 2: I was so excited about that. That's like a freaking dream.
Speaker 3: If everybody ended up being happy with that, most people
Speaker 3: would leave winners, except you keep shooting for that ten thousand.
Speaker 1: We don't have the pockets for it.
Speaker 2: It's wild. It's just wild, dude. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's gonna happen, Like I don't know. Like so
Speaker 2: Rosier can't play one Ridley.
Speaker 1: Gambled, but he's allowed to now play back in the sports.
Speaker 2: He wasn't betting when he was playing or on over under.
Speaker 2: He was just betting on spreads when he was out injured,
Speaker 2: got it. He was just betting, you know, teams. Like
Speaker 2: he did a little parlay, like a twenty dollars parlay
Speaker 2: because he was at the casino down in Florida while
Speaker 2: he was rehabbing, and he said he was sad and
Speaker 2: lonely and he just wanted to feel a part of it.
Speaker 2: And he feels bad, but he's like, I didn't see
Speaker 2: anything wrong with it.
Speaker 1: He's bet in a twenty dollars parlay.
Speaker 2: I think that's what it was, just to feel it,
Speaker 2: just to feel let me, let me, let me google
Speaker 2: Calvin Ridley parlay bet. I mean, it really wasn't a
Speaker 2: lot of money. It wasn't like millions of dollars Ridley
Speaker 2: parlay parlay. Okay, he in twenty twenty two, he bet
Speaker 2: on non some football lines a couple of Ridley plays
Speaker 2: at least three bets a three team, five team, at
Speaker 2: eight team parlays. His parlays included betting on the Falcons
Speaker 2: to win their game. According to reports, he placed them
Speaker 2: on the mobile app in Florida and doesn't say how much.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's I mean, it's just crazy. That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: So that tells you a lot of these people in
Speaker 2: sports are gambling.
Speaker 3: So that tells you maybe there's a reason why they
Speaker 3: rolled it out pretty slowly here in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we didn't need this mass thing where every
Speaker 2: gambling is so legal. And widely accessible. Maybe it was
Speaker 2: about a good idea.
Speaker 3: Just Abby asking me on a good guy to score
Speaker 3: a touchdown? What what do you mean first touchdown?
Speaker 1: Score? Who do you think would be a good one
Speaker 1: for the game on Sunday?
Speaker 2: Okay? Sorry? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Abby, Like you don't even know about football, So maybe
Speaker 2: we shouldn't be betting. Maybe we should just but this
Speaker 2: is crazy, Okay. He pit six bets for thirty nine
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: A little bit different than twenty bucks, A little bit
Speaker 3: different than you're talking.
Speaker 1: Like Arnold's amount.
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, Ray, you're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 1: He placed a twenty dollars bet.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, I just I mean, Chauncey billis what is
Speaker 2: he thinking when the FBI is at his house? Is
Speaker 2: he just like, damn, my life's over?
Speaker 3: Well because with the cheating at poker, Yeah, the amount
Speaker 3: of money, and it's different states, you said, Miami, Nantucket, Hampton's.
Speaker 1: That's how it becomes federal Dan, Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Maybe we shouldn't do locks this weekend because we may
Speaker 2: get busting some gambling ring. FBI may be listening. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but maybe they swoop in at Coaches Convention
Speaker 2: five and arrest all of us Cappy Cappy, Brandon Hill
Speaker 2: Loker if he shows up Caraway Arnold for prostitution. Oh man,
Speaker 2: that'd be bad. We'll take a break, we'll be right back. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: you got to do the intro. I don't think we
Speaker 2: ever started the show.
Speaker 1: Do we need to?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we absolutely needs to. I mean they don't know
Speaker 2: who we are. And you know what, all the new
Speaker 2: listeners that we get daily on the daily, they have
Speaker 2: no idea who's talking right now?
Speaker 3: And you want to know how stupid this is gonna sound.
Speaker 3: So when you do your intro, do you give a
Speaker 3: rip about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You do? I care? What do you mean to do?
Speaker 1: I kind of just go through it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I put emphasis. I just tried to.
Speaker 3: It's always the exact same thing. I really don't even
Speaker 3: care how I say it. And then I go over
Speaker 3: to you, man, Oh wow, you actually try to make
Speaker 3: it good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I try to hit it perfectly.
Speaker 3: Because I just realized this the other day listening to
Speaker 3: Dot Hammer Dot Pat McAfee. Yeah, on his intro he
Speaker 3: always ends it with my beautiful people couldn't even tell you,
Speaker 3: damn it what it is. It's if I sat in
Speaker 3: my vehicle, I would know exactly what it was. But
Speaker 3: because I'm not at the space where I listened to it,
Speaker 3: Hello beautiful people, I'd walk them to the Thunderdome.
Speaker 1: That's how he starts it.
Speaker 3: Okay, he didn't start it with any emphasis, Hello beautiful
Speaker 3: people and welcome to the Underdome. He kind of just
Speaker 3: cruised through it and didn't put his emphasis that he
Speaker 3: does on it. And I was like, what the f dude,
Speaker 3: If you're gonna intro it like you do, I want
Speaker 3: to hear the freaking intro here.
Speaker 2: I fast.
Speaker 3: I rewind all the way to the very intro so
Speaker 3: I hear who alcome to the Thunderdome, just so I
Speaker 3: can hear that part. And I thought, I wonder if
Speaker 3: people listen to our show like that.
Speaker 2: So what you're saying is he mailed it in one
Speaker 2: day and it changed. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, because of that, I'm always gonna
Speaker 3: do our intro with emphasis.
Speaker 2: That's funny because I used to watch PTI every day
Speaker 2: and now they're not in the same studio, it doesn't
Speaker 2: have the same chemistry it was. You know, it's lost
Speaker 2: a little bit of its luster, but I still enjoy
Speaker 2: Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser, And whenever they would go
Speaker 2: on vacation, I'd be like, why are they taking Why
Speaker 2: are they going for a whole week? What the hell
Speaker 2: is this? And then I realize now that people look
Speaker 2: at us the same way, like, oh, they're on vacation again.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they took a whole week off, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, you idiot. They obviously deserved a week off.
Speaker 2: They obviously are okay to take a day off if
Speaker 2: they're tired, or they got plans, or they're going on
Speaker 2: a trip. Why was I so quick to get mad
Speaker 2: at them? But it's because they were a daily part
Speaker 2: of my life that I was like, I want them
Speaker 2: every single day, And when they went on vacation, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, what, how why would they go on vacation
Speaker 2: this time? What difference does it make when they go
Speaker 2: on vacation?
Speaker 1: And when they went on vacation, they always have a
Speaker 1: fill in?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, not them.
Speaker 3: But I would always judge Colin Cowherd his fill in.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, this dude's freaking terrible, yep, But I
Speaker 3: would compare him to Cowherd And what you guys are
Speaker 3: gonna realize now that everybody has a podcast is you'll
Speaker 3: never be lunchbox.
Speaker 1: You'll never be me. You can only be the best you.
Speaker 3: And when Cowhard would get a fill in, I would
Speaker 3: compare the fill in to Cowherd and the guy sucked.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh my gosh, this is the most
Speaker 3: untalented guy ever. I could do this any day.
Speaker 1: Of the week.
Speaker 3: But now years later I look back at the people
Speaker 3: that filled in and I hear him now on TV
Speaker 3: because one of the guys Nick right.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: These people are so talented it would blow your mind.
Speaker 3: Do they have great producers? Yes, I'm a producer for
Speaker 3: the Big Show.
Speaker 2: Shout out Greg Tooey. He's the producer for Cowherd. He
Speaker 2: is an Anderson High School graduate in Austin, Texas, and
Speaker 2: he played baseball at the one and only Bal Coney's
Speaker 2: Little League. So hopefully Greg Tooey is still part of
Speaker 2: the Cowherd Show. But yes, he moved to LA and
Speaker 2: just got into it. Man, he got into the business.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Greg Tooey for your service for the Vietnam Hitters.
Speaker 1: We are the best team. There was no thank you, Greg.
Speaker 2: I believe in the majors. In majors twelve twelve he
Speaker 2: was on the braves with Marty Hardy, and then in
Speaker 2: basketball in high school he played with Marty Harty them
Speaker 2: and they were so freaking good, back to back state
Speaker 2: runner ups in the state of Texas. So yeah, Greg
Speaker 2: two and doing great things out there in La Man. Congratulations.
Speaker 3: And so now I get in this even bigger warp
Speaker 3: or where I listen to Bobby Bones from Oh Joe,
Speaker 3: and I will never be Bobby Bones. But if you
Speaker 3: actually just listen to the way that he'll tell stories
Speaker 3: and news articles, the way he actually breaks down a
Speaker 3: news article, it would blow your mind. And so you'll
Speaker 3: never I'll never be Bobby Bones. And I finally realize
Speaker 3: that I'll just be myself. And I hope you take
Speaker 3: this with you when you go to your job. You're
Speaker 3: never gonna be your boss. You're never gonna be six
Speaker 3: six and in a suit. You're got your own version
Speaker 3: of a boss if you ever wanted to be that.
Speaker 3: But so yeah, So that's how I with hosts and
Speaker 3: us and our intros do it freaking good.
Speaker 2: Intro man, do it like you mean it. The people
Speaker 2: like Cowherd. What's so impressive about them is it's only
Speaker 2: them talk. They are talking to themselves and they do
Speaker 2: it for three hours and they're entertaining.
Speaker 3: Right, you can't do that, but I can. I'm actually
Speaker 3: meant to have my own show. I could talk to
Speaker 3: where I'm not talking to somebody, be easier. It's difficult
Speaker 3: for me on the Big show because I'm a six
Speaker 3: man off the bench. I'm not meant to be a
Speaker 3: bench player. I'm a starter, and so that's different for
Speaker 3: me on here. You and me are split in double duties.
Speaker 3: This is a pickleball with two players. I play pickleball
Speaker 3: with one man. So this is a little bit more
Speaker 3: difficult for me.
Speaker 2: So you think you could sit here and do an
Speaker 2: hour podcast or forty five minutes by yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what I grew up with. Dan Patrick
Speaker 3: Colin Cowherd. Dan Patrick at one point was just himself.
Speaker 3: Now those guys shine anners a lot more.
Speaker 2: And now Cowherd has the sidekick. He used to have
Speaker 2: a woman, Michelle Beadle.
Speaker 3: Which somebody needs to tell Coward he was so much
Speaker 3: better by himself. Now he bounces every idea the other
Speaker 3: guy's good and if he.
Speaker 2: Again there, Jerrion McIntyre, I listening.
Speaker 1: To the show.
Speaker 3: In ten years, I've moved to mcavee. I moved to
Speaker 3: other shows and then mcavee. But Cowhard, what he doesn't
Speaker 3: realize is he was amazing solo, but now he thinks
Speaker 3: he has to bounce everything off his side.
Speaker 1: Guy, you don't get rid of him.
Speaker 2: Here's the probably the thing. Cowhard probably doesn't watch as
Speaker 2: many sports now. He has other things going on in life.
Speaker 2: So that guy he's bouncing it off of probably watches
Speaker 2: more of the actual games. So that's why he's bouncing
Speaker 2: it off more, is my guess. I don't know that
Speaker 2: is a fact.
Speaker 3: Well that's a great point because what i've learned with
Speaker 3: McAfee is you'll hear all these chimer inners and we'll
Speaker 3: do the intro here in a minute.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: McAfee has so many people chime in, but if you
Speaker 3: actually break it down, each person has their specialty. So
Speaker 3: Ty he's the baseball expert, he'll bring on BA Bruce Arians,
Speaker 3: He's the coach expert.
Speaker 2: He'll bring on A Q.
Speaker 1: Shipley. He's the line expert.
Speaker 3: He brings on d Butt, Darius Butler, he's the DB's expert.
Speaker 1: He brings on hammer dot dot.
Speaker 3: He's the college football expert, a little NFL, but he's
Speaker 3: the betting expert.
Speaker 2: You know what's craziest, we don't need all that. We
Speaker 2: are the college football experts where the NFL experts were
Speaker 2: the gambling experts. We're all that tied into one, So
Speaker 2: we don't need to bring someone on to talk about that.
Speaker 3: Well, if we ever talked about the downtown scene, we
Speaker 3: bring on Arnold.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I know the bars, I know the ladies, what they
Speaker 3: like to wear, girls wearing wheel tails, you know stuff.
Speaker 1: We're going commando. I know the new outfits downtown Broadway.
Speaker 2: And if we need to know about the gay bars
Speaker 2: and the scene the in the night life, we bring
Speaker 2: on a beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just saw him in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Oh really what you see?
Speaker 3: Having a full on conversation with Tim and I'm guys,
Speaker 3: can I go to the bathroom without both of you
Speaker 3: guys talking through the stall?
Speaker 2: So what did you see? You said you saw him
Speaker 2: in the bathroom?
Speaker 3: What he was washing his hands? Tim's in there telling jokes.
Speaker 3: It was a sales guy in there joking. I'm like, guys,
Speaker 3: do your business and get out please.
Speaker 1: Well, what just happened?
Speaker 3: Bezu is telling stories about Spain. Finish what you came
Speaker 3: in here to do and get out.
Speaker 1: Well, let's do the intro. We're gonna do it live
Speaker 1: light whooooooo.
Speaker 3: Whooo.
Speaker 1: Remember we did that one shoe.
Speaker 3: Whoo whoo whoa, We're gonna do it live woo.
Speaker 2: Oh the oneo sort loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2: I know the most about sports, so I give it
Speaker 2: the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
Speaker 2: a sports genius.
Speaker 1: What up, y'all?
Speaker 3: At says, And I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.
Speaker 3: I live on the north side of Nashville. If you're
Speaker 3: looking at it geographically. We got two point two acres
Speaker 3: in the country. Me and Bezer, my wife. We've been
Speaker 3: married five years. Our anniversary is this weekend, so it
Speaker 3: is on the.
Speaker 1: Dot dot five.
Speaker 3: And we have two point two kids at Vanderbilt. Yes
Speaker 3: game day will be a little bit loud for them
Speaker 3: while they're in the incubator and they're actually still an egg.
Speaker 1: They're not an embryo. They haven't been fertilized.
Speaker 3: So that's that. And then I'll die have a heart
Speaker 3: attack when I'm seventy two. Not to get with you
Speaker 3: guys on biology and embryotic and you know all that.
Speaker 1: But there you go over to you man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still not going to go to game day,
Speaker 2: even though I found I was right down the road
Speaker 2: not going, not going. But I do want to say
Speaker 2: that we got an email. It's pretty funny, says Coachers.
Speaker 2: I was watching the Texas A and m Versus Arkansas
Speaker 2: football game this past weekend, Thanks and gig them, and
Speaker 2: at the three forty two minute mark in the second
Speaker 2: quarter crime music timestamp Terry.
Speaker 1: Rozier took a fall.
Speaker 2: One commentator asks, can't we just put micro chips on
Speaker 2: the balls to accurately determine where the ball should be placed?
Speaker 2: And the other commentators responds in this economy, Q hey
Speaker 2: que the laugh track. Obviously they've been listening to the
Speaker 2: pod Gigamaggie's Got Spurs, Go Sore, Losers, Nation for Life,
Speaker 2: Cody Gregory. Pretty funny. Yeah, that's pretty good. We'll take
Speaker 2: a break and when it come back, now I'm gonna
Speaker 2: talk about the greed in corporate America, what happened to
Speaker 2: me and how I'm just not happy about it. We'll
Speaker 2: be right back right after this. Dude, my my Apple computer, right,
Speaker 2: I've had it for a few years in this economy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's an amazing computer. The problem is, lately I
Speaker 2: have to finagle the freaking charger at a proper angle
Speaker 2: to get it to charge, and it doesn't stay. It
Speaker 2: doesn't and you gotta have it tilted sideways up, you know,
Speaker 2: elevated the charger down below. It so frustrating. So my
Speaker 2: computer is wiping out. And the problem is I've downloaded
Speaker 2: every single episode of the Sore Losers podcast and I've
Speaker 2: never cleared it off. So every time I post one,
Speaker 2: I downloaded the computer. So I have every episode for
Speaker 2: the past five years stored in this computer.
Speaker 3: Do they make a charging station because I have one
Speaker 3: for my phone brich Rich at home. I just put
Speaker 3: it on my dresser and it charges throughout the night
Speaker 3: and I never have to plug anything in.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Beaser got it for me, and it lights up and
Speaker 3: you can change the color.
Speaker 1: So when it's game day, I put it on orange.
Speaker 2: That's really good. And so I'm like, I got to
Speaker 2: go to the Apple store see if there's something wrong
Speaker 2: with my charging support or whatever. If they can fix it.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you the computer is working because
Speaker 2: I post the pod on Wednesday, and immediately after posting
Speaker 2: the pod, I drive to the Apple store. So it's
Speaker 2: been thirty minutes since my computer was working. And I
Speaker 2: go in there and I tell them the problem, like, oh,
Speaker 2: he gonna let me go over here. You know one
Speaker 2: of my texts can help you out.
Speaker 1: They're pretty good.
Speaker 2: They're supposed to be Apple geniuses.
Speaker 3: They are the one guy I just talked in nerd
Speaker 3: to me, talked in nerd. And so I actually, if
Speaker 3: I'm gonna helculate this, I don't really know what understand
Speaker 3: to the equivalent of why you would be here?
Speaker 1: What huh?
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. So I go sit at
Speaker 2: the table. This lady comes out and shoes, Oh, what's
Speaker 2: going on today? What can I help you with? I'm like, ah, lately,
Speaker 2: I've been having some part in trouble with my charging,
Speaker 2: Like I can't really get the computer cord in there
Speaker 2: and it has to be just perfect kind of nagle it.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know if there's something wrong with my
Speaker 2: computer the port, or if it's just shortened out and
Speaker 2: I need a new computer.
Speaker 3: Did she ask you what you do nope, you'll just
Speaker 3: show up in a hoodie.
Speaker 1: Your hair's all messed up. You look like a porn addict.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. I lived like a homeless dude that
Speaker 2: definitely doesn't have a job. And she's like, do you
Speaker 2: actually use your computer for anything besides porn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually I do. I post a Sore Losers podcast. You
Speaker 2: can download anywhere podcasts or available. Please subscribe. Subscribe on
Speaker 2: multiple platforms. Dude, do it on both platforms, so we
Speaker 2: get double the downloads.
Speaker 1: Now would be you trying to download a big movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you like? Oh?
Speaker 2: I see here you have two copies of Debbie Do's Dallas.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the problem.
Speaker 3: She's like, so you're only downloading audio? Are you sure
Speaker 3: there's no video?
Speaker 2: I'm just more of an audio guy.
Speaker 3: Me and my partner just started doing video. Oh of
Speaker 3: course you did.
Speaker 2: So she takes it in the back and I'm just
Speaker 2: sitting there. About ten fifteen minutes there she comes back.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, think your computer's done. I'm like what huh?
Speaker 2: She goes, I think that was it. I think it's
Speaker 2: time for a new computer.
Speaker 1: I'll make that determination, so please tell me more.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, I took it back and I opened
Speaker 2: it up and I disconnected the battery.
Speaker 1: I unscrewed the whole keyboard.
Speaker 2: What wait, wait, wait, why why I didn't say anything
Speaker 2: about unscrewing it and disconnecting the battery. I was just
Speaker 2: talking about my charging port. That's all I wanted you
Speaker 2: to look at. She goes, yeah, well I cleaned that
Speaker 2: out and then I opened it up and I disconnected
Speaker 2: the battery, and now I reconnected it and there's no
Speaker 2: signal getting to the battery.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm like, wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, but what about the charging port. She goes, well,
Speaker 2: I can get the charger in there, but now the
Speaker 2: battery is not getting any signal after I disconnected it
Speaker 2: and reconnected it. And I said, well, what about all
Speaker 2: my Like, I want to how do I get all
Speaker 2: of my stuff off my computer? She goes, it's probably
Speaker 2: all lost the podcast? I said, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, I mean it's just probably gone. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she goes, but yeah, I mean I tried.
Speaker 2: I I just did. And I'm like, well, why did
Speaker 2: you disconnect the battery. I didn't ask you to do that,
Speaker 2: I was, and she goes. She goes well, we can
Speaker 2: try to charge it up right here and see what happens.
Speaker 2: She plugs the charger in waits about fifteen seconds ago,
Speaker 2: see nothing, it's not working. I'm like, okay. She goes yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was like, but I said it was literally
Speaker 2: working thirty minutes ago when I posted the pod.
Speaker 3: Can we can give her the video footage of you
Speaker 3: using it to look stuff up during the podcast?
Speaker 2: And she goes, yeah, it just must have been on
Speaker 2: its last leg. No, no, no, no, it wasn't on its
Speaker 2: last leg. You disconnected the battery and did something.
Speaker 1: Serio essentially the er room, and you took it off
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that, out of all the things
Speaker 2: in the world, I just happened to pick the day
Speaker 2: to come to the Apple Store when it was on
Speaker 2: its last thirty minutes in the history of this computer's life.
Speaker 2: I mean, is that a coincidence?
Speaker 1: And I got to experience it with you? Can I
Speaker 1: at least say some final thoughts?
Speaker 2: Or do we think that you did something when you
Speaker 2: disconnected the battery, You screwed up the whole system.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with she accidentally probably shouldn't have done
Speaker 3: what she did, and she screwed up the computer. Probably
Speaker 3: not that valuable. She'll give you one hundred dollars credit.
Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, here's a card of some company.
Speaker 2: They may be able to retrieve your information. But I,
Speaker 2: you know, it's not that I don't know if they'll
Speaker 2: be able to do it, acting like it's not a
Speaker 2: big deal that she just absolutely crashed my computer.
Speaker 1: Here's sweating.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, I'm just sitting there going, what
Speaker 3: did you look this dejective? Oh?
Speaker 2: Look dejected. I looked so dejected. I looked like absolutely miserable.
Speaker 2: Because then I'm sitting here going, man, I wanted to
Speaker 2: keep it. I had bought a hard drive. I'd even
Speaker 2: bought a hard drive thing bobber, like a one of
Speaker 2: those things you plug into your computer and then you
Speaker 2: can download stuff to it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what it's called. That's what it's called.
Speaker 2: Oh, it is called the hard drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I've been meaning to do that
Speaker 2: for a month now and I've just never done it,
Speaker 2: and now I'm not gonna be able to have all
Speaker 2: the episodes of the Sore Losers. She goes, well, here,
Speaker 2: pull up your phone. We'll just see if they're on
Speaker 2: your eycloud. Now it's not there. It doesn't look like
Speaker 2: you're can be it's there. And she is acting like
Speaker 2: it is no big deal that she just absolutely wiped
Speaker 2: my computer and fried it. Oh no, she goes, but
Speaker 2: I can hand you over here to Samantha and she
Speaker 2: can help you get a new computer if you'd like.
Speaker 1: What's Samantha gonna do?
Speaker 2: Light me on fire? And I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'm ready for that. She goes see and
Speaker 2: she unplugs it after, you know, and she's like, seeing,
Speaker 2: your computer's not getting anything.
Speaker 1: She took it off life support.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was its last thirty minutes of its life.
Speaker 2: So I said, I'm I said, I need a minute,
Speaker 2: and I packed up my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honey, hey, I need your help down here.
Speaker 2: And I walked out of the store, sat at the
Speaker 2: couches right at the bottom of the stairs in the mall,
Speaker 2: and I called my wife and I'm just like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess my computer only had thirty minutes left on it.
Speaker 1: Did you not hard drive it before?
Speaker 2: She said, what do you mean? I said, oh, because
Speaker 2: my computer was working thirty minutes ago. And then I
Speaker 2: show up here and the lady took it in the back,
Speaker 2: unscrewed it and disconnected the battery to test something, and
Speaker 2: now the computer doesn't work. She goes, well, why did
Speaker 2: she do that? Did you ask her to do that?
Speaker 2: I said, no, I didn't. I said, Now I've lost
Speaker 2: all my all the sore losers, all the pictures, all everything.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'm sure there's some way we can, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, figure it out. I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: So I said, I guess I got to buy a
Speaker 2: new computer. I was just coming to get them to
Speaker 2: check my charging port, and here we are. They have
Speaker 2: got me to buy a new computer that's new. So
Speaker 2: I went in there and I Samantha, all right, you
Speaker 2: know what options do I have? And Samantha shows me
Speaker 2: all the options and yeah, yurn's fine. This is the Pro,
Speaker 2: this is the Air. And I'm like, ah, I really
Speaker 2: just need an Air because the Pro you do more
Speaker 2: gidgety gadgety stuff, and I don't do that much on
Speaker 2: my computer. I said, but it's just crazy that my
Speaker 2: computer was working thirty minutes ago and now it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, sometimes they're just on their last legs.
Speaker 1: I mean, she actually she's working at a tree, huge unit.
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm like, well, it gave no signs
Speaker 2: that it was on its last legs. So I pick
Speaker 2: out the computer and I'm like, I'll take this one.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we're going back to the crime scene,
Speaker 3: she needs to prove what she did in those thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: It all needs to be investigating.
Speaker 2: I agree. I feel like she took it apart, messed
Speaker 2: something up, and then it doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 1: Freaking hates the podcast or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a freaking what do.
Speaker 1: You listening to? Feeling yourself?
Speaker 2: Ammersonal personal crap? Oh you talk crap about Morgan. Oh,
Speaker 2: we'll do this. She's a big abby fan. Well, I'm
Speaker 2: a big heavy fan. She's with Arnold. I don't I
Speaker 2: want Arnold to be happy.
Speaker 1: You fans a movie, Mike, you crash our podcast.
Speaker 2: This is great cross promotion, by the way. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'll take that one. She goes, oh, we
Speaker 2: actually don't have that color in what you want pink. Nah,
Speaker 2: it's like a darker dark gray. And I'm like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean? She goes, yeah, we don't have that.
Speaker 2: Let me see when it can be here. That could
Speaker 2: be her early next week. I'm like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: have a computer for a week.
Speaker 1: Did you tell her you're on the biggest morning show
Speaker 1: in America.
Speaker 2: I said, I need my computer.
Speaker 1: Oh addiction, Yeah, it hits us all.
Speaker 2: She goes, you can get porn on your phone.
Speaker 3: Your hair, if it was even close to as Bessie
Speaker 3: as it is right now, this had to.
Speaker 2: Be a sight.
Speaker 1: She's looking at you, you're so depressed.
Speaker 3: I mean, she never, in her wildest dreams did She
Speaker 3: didn't think you'd have a huge podcast in morning show.
Speaker 3: She thought you just needed to stream.
Speaker 2: I mean, and the fact that here's the the fact
Speaker 2: that I did go in there.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's quit saying it's crazy. The thirty minutes. Obviously
Speaker 3: she broke your computer. She doesn't have to be held accountable,
Speaker 3: and she can get you to get a new one,
Speaker 3: because they all know everybody has piece of crap ones
Speaker 3: their final years. If we took ours in there too,
Speaker 3: it's the same thing. The guys like, it's a Pilo
Speaker 3: crap guy.
Speaker 1: We can give you.
Speaker 2: Nothing for it.
Speaker 1: Get a new computer. That's how they make them all
Speaker 1: They kill die after ten years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, well, what about the other location,
Speaker 2: you know on Broadway? Do they have that in to
Speaker 2: fix it? None of the color that I want it?
Speaker 2: She goes, hey, yeah, they have a limited stock, so
Speaker 2: you may want to hurry over there and get it.
Speaker 2: I might go. I have thirty minutes, Okay, I said,
Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm gonna do, and she goes okay,
Speaker 2: and I leave and I go home. I thought about
Speaker 2: going straight to the Broadway location to get a new
Speaker 2: Apple computer. And I go home because I haven't eaten
Speaker 2: lunch yet and I need something to eat. So I
Speaker 2: get the computer. I put it on the counter, and
Speaker 2: I plug in the charger, sit down eating lunch, and
Speaker 2: about three and a half minutes into my lunch, ding
Speaker 2: computer turns on. So this lady tells me my computer's
Speaker 2: absolutely dead, that there's no hope to save it, that
Speaker 2: they are out of options trying to buy a new computer.
Speaker 2: So basically, she was trying to get me to just
Speaker 2: buy a new computer. This Apple genius was actually an
Speaker 2: Apple dumbass, and it was an actual con job that
Speaker 2: she disconnected the battery and then didn't give it enough
Speaker 2: time on the charger and was ready to sell me
Speaker 2: a fifteen hundred dollars computer because oh, looks like her
Speaker 2: computer died.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's not charging like that, it's on the fritz.
Speaker 2: It must have been life support. Eh. Wrong again, your
Speaker 2: boys computer is working better than ever the charging port.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even had to finagle it anymore.
Speaker 2: I just stick it in.
Speaker 1: There and it works because of something she did.
Speaker 2: She must have cleaned out the port. There must have
Speaker 2: been some gunk in there, but now it works like
Speaker 2: a charm.
Speaker 1: The question is, did you have to pay for that help?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: See neither di.
Speaker 3: I took my chicks computer in and they didn't charge me,
Speaker 3: So as mad as you were at her, that was free.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, it was free for her to disconnect the battery
Speaker 2: and almost break my computer because she told me, oh, look, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not even getting any signal. I'm like, you didn't
Speaker 2: even give it long enough. You gave it thirty seconds,
Speaker 2: I guess, but I was so vulnerable at that moment
Speaker 2: that I was about to spend fifteen hundred dollars on
Speaker 2: a computer.
Speaker 3: I'm glad it turned out this way, but I almost
Speaker 3: dealt with the same thing because my guy, when I
Speaker 3: took it there to get it faster, said I. If
Speaker 3: I do this right here, it'll clear everything off or
Speaker 3: we good to do that?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no no. We had our
Speaker 1: wedding photos on there.
Speaker 3: We had every business we've ever created in the past
Speaker 3: ten years, and in one click he was about to
Speaker 3: wipe it all out.
Speaker 2: See it's okay if I just deleted it. No, why
Speaker 2: would it be okay to delete it?
Speaker 1: I had pictures on there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it videos. I just want to say thanks
Speaker 2: to that stupid lady at the Apple store. I mean,
Speaker 2: good God, thanks for taking your job seriously and just
Speaker 2: trying to con me into buying a new commuter. Here,
Speaker 2: I can hand you over to Samantha. She can get
Speaker 2: you a new computer. I mean, I mean, I knew,
Speaker 2: I thought I was. I mean, it was crazy that
Speaker 2: my computer just happened to die on the day that
Speaker 2: I went to the Apple store. They'd only had thirty
Speaker 2: minutes left in his life. We'll take a break, we'll
Speaker 2: right back. Oh man, that was tough.
Speaker 3: I'm glad it's okay, because I couldn't tell from the
Speaker 3: back here. I was teased as well, if you got
Speaker 3: a new computer or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, that's why it was a good storyteller.
Speaker 2: And then I had the shock of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Ray twists and turns. That's how real pro does it.
Speaker 2: No, I had a shock of a lifetime on Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: I mean, nothing's more shocking than going in the bathroom
Speaker 3: and the bees is in there.
Speaker 2: No call Away posted on the Facebook page and he said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Hunter Dickenson just scored two points against
Speaker 2: the Memphis Grizs. The Grizzly season is over. How the
Speaker 2: hell did Hunter Dickinson make an NBA roster. He is
Speaker 2: the worst basketball player I've ever seen in the history
Speaker 2: of basketball, and he made it on an NBA roster.
Speaker 2: The dude was so god awful at Kansas. He sucked
Speaker 2: so freaking bad and he made an NBA roster? What
Speaker 2: is wrong with the NBA? The shock of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to think, is it his body
Speaker 3: translates to the NBA. No, because he's slow his molasses, Ray,
Speaker 3: you are quicker than him. But I remember watching him
Speaker 3: and he would fumble.
Speaker 1: A lot, fumble bumble.
Speaker 2: He's unathletic, he's uncoordinated, he's a bum and he's on
Speaker 2: an NBA roster. Is absolutely mind blowing shock of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you don't know the players that are gonna
Speaker 3: do amazing in the NBA. Cooper Flag not doing well.
Speaker 3: Edgecombe huge edge Combe.
Speaker 2: Dude. He have like the third most points in the
Speaker 2: history of the NBA and a rookie debut.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you watch him for Baylor in March Madness.
Speaker 2: I'm they're good.
Speaker 3: He was efficient by all the number running that I do,
Speaker 3: but he didn't score a lot of points.
Speaker 2: Dude. It was unreal, unbelievable. Flag. Oh my god. He
Speaker 2: couldn't fumble the ball. Fumble the ball. Fumble the ball,
Speaker 2: fumble the ball. I mean, but it's intimidating when you're
Speaker 2: going up against reigning rookie of the Year in Castle
Speaker 2: and you got Wimbin Yama on the other side, and
Speaker 2: you're just like who and mom and dad are sitting courtside?
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, let's talk about white privilege. Sitting courtside
Speaker 2: on your son's first game. Most people just sit in
Speaker 2: the stands, never seen him courtside like that.
Speaker 3: The association is a fun sport, though, I will agree
Speaker 3: with you on that. Yeah, I would put it behind.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go college football then ANFL, then
Speaker 3: MLB AH, the MLS, then golf, then the Association whoa
Speaker 3: actually soiation above golf? Now that that all went to
Speaker 3: live and I don't bet it. I watched golf since
Speaker 3: the Ryder Cup, since you were there, raised.
Speaker 1: Since I was on TV. Two hundred thousand views on
Speaker 1: our Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't really watched golf since then either.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I was kind of, you know, I was golfed out
Speaker 2: for a little bit because I saw so much of
Speaker 2: it right up in person. Like I was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm kind of tired.
Speaker 3: I will tell you the one thing I miss about golf,
Speaker 3: tell me after this big gambling bus. Not the gambling,
Speaker 3: even though it is maybe one. The thing that I
Speaker 3: miss most is if you're not feeling well, who is
Speaker 3: that warm blanket on a weekend after you're done with work,
Speaker 3: when you're sick and you need to get better golf?
Speaker 3: A golf tournament lasts from Friday to Saturday to Sunday,
Speaker 3: and it sees you off into the work week all
Speaker 3: better and good to go.
Speaker 1: I love golf when you're not feeling well.
Speaker 2: Also because in golf you don't have to worry about
Speaker 2: them being loud and excited. It's very soft and soothing.
Speaker 2: And when your head is hurting and you have a
Speaker 2: pounding headache, you know, oh my god, Jim, No, it's Jim.
Speaker 2: What a putt man. That was amazing.
Speaker 3: Keith Mitchell here at the Genesis. What a beautiful shot
Speaker 3: from Keith. We'll be back after this. This is the
Speaker 3: Genis Invitational here in La on the Golf channel. I
Speaker 3: remember that one distinctly. I first moved into my house
Speaker 3: sicker and a dog. We had the niece and nephew,
Speaker 3: and I watched the Genesis Invitational from wall to wall
Speaker 3: coverage Thursday to Sunday, and it got me better. And
Speaker 3: I will always love that golf tournament because of that.
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad that con mind you, And I
Speaker 2: mean this weekend, I mean college football is right down
Speaker 2: the road. I mean Herb Street and the Boys, Desmond Howard,
Speaker 2: Chris Fowler. What hotel do they stay at or they
Speaker 2: just fly?
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews. One's floating around there somewhere.
Speaker 2: She's there.
Speaker 1: No, but it's the one where that peepole guy got her.
Speaker 2: Was it Nashville?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What it was right next to the stadium. I believe
Speaker 3: it was that Marriott Stop. Yes, Aaron Andrew scandal was
Speaker 3: in Nashville. Yes, what that's crazy? Yes, I had no
Speaker 3: freaking idea you'll ever seen the video?
Speaker 2: I haven't either.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I hadn't. Oh I haven't.
Speaker 2: I never knew that. That's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I mean, and here's the thing the NFL
Speaker 2: this weekend, there's six teams on by dude, So it's
Speaker 2: a rough schedule this weekend. But I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give you some money makers. Are you ready for money makers? Ray?
Speaker 3: Are we still gonna do this in light of the
Speaker 3: recent events?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Look, college football, I don't know who I mean?
Speaker 2: All Miss at Oklahoma? What a game? Good game?
Speaker 3: Ray. The only thing that's gonna stop this segment is
Speaker 3: a massive betting scandal that sweeps all of sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we shouldn't do it. Kansas Kansas State, what
Speaker 2: a rivalry. Here we go boys, rock chock. We gotta
Speaker 2: win that game. Texas, mississipp st.
Speaker 1: Auburn.
Speaker 2: Auburn's an underdog in Arkansas. What well Auburn can't score?
Speaker 2: They are snake bit And then I mean, who else
Speaker 2: do we got this week? Vandy Missouri. What a game?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, if you know Taylor Green, if
Speaker 3: their team didn't suck so bad, he would be the
Speaker 3: runaway heisman or who's it their quarterback for?
Speaker 1: Who? Arkansas?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah, he's good.
Speaker 3: He's in the way I tally these quarterbacks. He's my
Speaker 3: highest rated of any of them. But he can't win
Speaker 3: it just because the team's lost like six games already
Speaker 3: and they've only had five.
Speaker 2: I mean, besides that, I don't know. I mean Texas
Speaker 2: A and m LSU, I mean LSU kind of sucks.
Speaker 1: What is the line for Vandy and missoo.
Speaker 2: Two and a half? Vandy?
Speaker 3: I think just because of that running back Hardy, he's
Speaker 3: a heisman Pibula.
Speaker 1: He's actually had.
Speaker 3: Some of the most efficient and QBR rated highly games
Speaker 3: this season that nobody knows about. I believe Missouri beats
Speaker 3: him by three scorers. I think it ends up being
Speaker 3: a blowout.
Speaker 1: Pavla. They say he's a runner. I've looked at his
Speaker 1: numbers in the way I calculate it. I got him at.
Speaker 3: About an eight, whereas Trinidad you get about I give
Speaker 3: runners five points a game. Pavia is at about an eight.
Speaker 3: Trinidad Chambliss is at thirteen and he's played two less games.
Speaker 3: So that's how far behind Pavia is. And I told
Speaker 3: Kevin this, he can't win the Heisman because he's so
Speaker 3: far behind. And as a thrower, he's in the low thirties.
Speaker 3: Who else is in the thirties Trinidad Chambliss and he's
Speaker 3: played two less games. So I just I really think
Speaker 3: that Missouri waxes that butt. And I don't even think
Speaker 3: it's close. I've seen Vandy in person. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: tough for that.
Speaker 2: I see at all the times we drive by Vandy,
Speaker 2: we see the campus, I see Vandy, but I don't
Speaker 2: see their football team ever out there practicing. Well.
Speaker 3: Me and South Beach when we were at that bar
Speaker 3: and grill South Beach, it was the last leg of
Speaker 3: his parlay and Vandy scored in the first half, and
Speaker 3: that parlay slip is still sitting at that bar and
Speaker 3: grill because it didn't cash and Vandy never scored again
Speaker 3: from one pm till about three pm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I got a text just down from cousin
Speaker 2: Andrew Ray absolutely said game day was in Knoxville on Monday. Spot,
Speaker 2: thank you. I thought I was freaking crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what, easily confused? They both have a vill.
Speaker 2: In the name. That's true, Leave me alone. Maybe we
Speaker 2: just misunderstood. Look, guys, I'm gonna give you some money
Speaker 2: makers this weekend. Listen the Buffalo Bill and Smashville. They
Speaker 2: all have vill in them. Amityville, Tunicaville, Memphisville, what Elseville?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a ville, Farmville? Oh, Farmville, Gainesville?
Speaker 2: Oh, another one, Louisville, Hopkinsville. Is that a real place?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Indiana in and around there, there's gotta be a villa.
Speaker 3: In Michigan, there's got to be a vill Let's think
Speaker 3: of another vill there's a ton right around here. You
Speaker 3: said Huntsville already?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, Clarksville Clarksville.
Speaker 2: Good? What about in Texas? There any vill's I got
Speaker 2: lobb it? McMinnville. Oh, McMinnville, heard of that. You know
Speaker 2: what's stupid is Texas Tech is now gonna get in
Speaker 2: trouble for throwing tortillas on the freaking field. They've been
Speaker 2: doing that for like one hundred years. Guys, can we
Speaker 2: stop not making college football fun? Let them throw the
Speaker 2: damn tortillas? Who cares? Who cares? The tortillas is great,
Speaker 2: so stupid, so absolutely stupid. Let's take all the fun
Speaker 2: out of going to a college football game. Can't throw tortillas.
Speaker 2: I mean, geez, Luise.
Speaker 1: Pennyville a lot of my favorite places to visit, right.
Speaker 2: I like Pantyvill Man. But let me tell you it's
Speaker 2: easy this weekend. A lot of favorites, a lot of
Speaker 2: big favorites. They're gonna roll that.
Speaker 1: But remember, you go to the games, you win or lose.
Speaker 3: You don't tell a player to take a fall because
Speaker 3: that's illegal.
Speaker 2: Correct. And if you're going to a poker game, check
Speaker 2: under the table to see if there's an X ray machine.
Speaker 2: And if Chauncey Billups is there, run away, do not play.
Speaker 3: And if a guy calls you when he has one, seven,
Speaker 3: four and a joker card, means he can see your
Speaker 3: cards and he knows you ain't got a good hand
Speaker 3: because the cards I just said don't give you anything.
Speaker 2: Correct. Look, guys, the Buffalo Bills, they've been hearing for
Speaker 2: two weeks how they suck. They're coming off a bye,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be playing in Carolina. And when teams come
Speaker 2: off a bye and they're on the road, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: do they win. This is a money maker. The Bills
Speaker 2: right now seven seven and a half, whichever one you want.
Speaker 2: Take the Buffalo Bills minus seven and a half. Take
Speaker 2: it to the bank. Oh and then the Ravens. They suck, man,
Speaker 2: they suck, They suck. This hurts my heart. This really
Speaker 2: does hurt my heart. Their defense is terrible. They're not
Speaker 2: gonna win any games. They're playing the Bears. The Ravens
Speaker 2: are coming off of bye. Lamar should be back. This
Speaker 2: is only betable if Lamar is playing on Sunday. If
Speaker 2: they do not. If he does not play, this does
Speaker 2: not count. This is not a money maker. Take the
Speaker 2: Ravens minus six and a half. Take it to the bank.
Speaker 2: The Atlanta Atlanta Falcons at home against the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 2: You know what the Miami Dolphins do. They suck. Bijon
Speaker 2: Robinson will have two hundred and ninety five yards because
Speaker 2: the Dolphins can't tackle. Give me the Falcons minus seven
Speaker 2: and a half, money maker, Take it to the bank.
Speaker 2: The Cincinnati Bengals Joe Flaco Flaco Flame are playing the Jets.
Speaker 2: Who's playing quarterback Justin Fields or Tyrod Taylor doesn't damn
Speaker 2: matter because Garrett Wilson ain't gonna play Sauscott Gardiner. He's
Speaker 2: got a concussion. Who's gonna guard Jamar Chase T Higgins
Speaker 2: Bengals Minus six and a half Take it to the bank,
Speaker 2: and then Monday night, Oh my god, you have no
Speaker 2: Jaden Daniels. Don't know if Debo's gonna be back, don't
Speaker 2: know if Scary Terry's gonna be back. The Chiefs at
Speaker 2: home they are murderers, wrote minus twelve and a half
Speaker 2: Take it to the bank. I just gave you and
Speaker 2: I took so many favorites because all the dogs this
Speaker 2: week are nasty. They are ugly, ugly.
Speaker 3: One of our listeners wrote in it's Terry Terry and
Speaker 3: in uh Terry in Miami. Terry R in Miami says
Speaker 3: bet the under on my points. Oh all right, thank you,
Speaker 3: Terry R. Whoever that is in Miami under on his points?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did he say who they're playing?
Speaker 1: Freaking Terry Rozier idiot?
Speaker 2: I know it's a joke. I thought you're gonna say,
Speaker 2: look at the heat game tonight and bet bet Terry.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot? All right, guys, No pod Monday, I'll
Speaker 2: be in San Antonio and yeah, that's all I got. Yes,
Speaker 2: I was trying to be funny, like, hey man, I
Speaker 2: got a really good inside tip. Man, there's this guy
Speaker 2: on in the heat and uh, if you bet him under,
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna win on Monday night or whatever night.
Speaker 2: Oh man, let's go home. What a weekend? What a weekend? Hey,
Speaker 2: you want to know who's winning right now? Grayson Sigg
Speaker 2: is winning your tournament right now, they are playing the
Speaker 2: Bank of Utah Championship.
Speaker 3: I gotta get retired or something. Something's got to lead
Speaker 3: to me watching off again without putting money on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I don't even know what the Bank of
Speaker 2: Utah is, but I'm going to open an account just
Speaker 2: because this tournament