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Speaker 1: This just in. It's the Jewble Show.

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Speaker 2: Scientists have revealed that there is now too much acid

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Speaker 2: in our oceans. Okay, and related news, next year's Coachella

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Speaker 2: will be held in the South Pacific.

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Speaker 1: How easy it is to create fake news.

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Speaker 2: That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly

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Speaker 2: named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give

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Speaker 2: you a news headline that's gone viral this week and

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Speaker 2: you have to tell me if that's a real news

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Speaker 2: story or a fake news story that people actually believed.

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Speaker 2: It's always fun and always a lot harder than you think.

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Speaker 1: It is. Fact and real news or fake news is next.

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Speaker 1: It's the dual show.

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Speaker 2: Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show. Doctors in

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Speaker 2: China are trying to figure out how to get a

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Speaker 2: woman to stop perpetually climaxing. It's also a response husbands

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Speaker 2: in America have said, hold our beers. It's real news

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Speaker 2: or fake news segment where we read you a news

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Speaker 2: story that's gone viral this week and you have to

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Speaker 2: see if you can tell whether it's a real news

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Speaker 2: story or a fake news story that people actually believed.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.

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Speaker 2: Here's a story that's gone viral that people actually believed.

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Speaker 1: Is it real or fake?

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Speaker 2: Congress releases video of UFO getting hit by a missile

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Speaker 2: and surviving.

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Speaker 1: WHOA wow.

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Speaker 2: Congress releases video of a UFO getting hit by a

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Speaker 2: missile and surviving. Congress shared a crazy video of a

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Speaker 2: UFO supposedly taking a direct hit from a missile and

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Speaker 2: then surviving it. It happened off the coast of Yeomen

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Speaker 2: in October of last year. Nobody has seen it publicly

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Speaker 2: until now when a whistleblower shared it. It shows some

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Speaker 2: sort of object moving over the ocean, and it looks

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Speaker 2: like it's going fast, but it's hard to tell with

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Speaker 2: the video. Basically the drone that shot the footage was

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Speaker 2: also going fast, so you can't tell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so they don't know hardly what got shot.

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Speaker 2: The part that everybody's freaking out about is that it

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Speaker 2: got hit by a US hellfire missile in the u

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Speaker 2: UFO didn't explode. A lot of people, including some members

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Speaker 2: of Congress, are saying it's proof that aliens are here

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Speaker 2: and they exist. Is that a real news story or

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Speaker 2: a fake news story that people actually believe?

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Speaker 3: Nina, It has to be real, because how much more

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Speaker 3: proof do we need? We know they exist, it's real.

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Speaker 1: Huh, Victoria, They were like, watch this back.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, honestly, if it tells us anything, it

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Speaker 2: just means that these aliens have like protective shields, are out.

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Speaker 1: Their shape chips right right? So real? Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: it's real. This is a real news story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Congress had there another one of those UFO thingies that

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Speaker 2: they did where they talk about UFOs and UAPs and yeah,

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Speaker 2: they released footage of a video of a UAP being

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Speaker 2: hit by a hellfire missile and not exploding.

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Speaker 1: What does UAP means? Excuse me? Unidentified approaching UAP? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's a what does it? And now I

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Speaker 1: have to look it up again.

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Speaker 3: Are UFOs and UAP is the same thing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they changed it.

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Speaker 2: It's unidentified anomalist phenomena.

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Speaker 1: That's what they used to call UFOs, got it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they used to call the UFOs. Now they call them UAPs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but anyway, it got hit by a hellfire

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Speaker 2: missile and it didn't explode.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. How did not explode? They have barriers, they

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Speaker 1: had like protective layer over their ship. I know, that's

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Speaker 1: why it's real. Why don't we have those?

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Speaker 2: A guy named Mick West is of the skeptic and

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Speaker 2: he kind of he looks at all these videos and

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Speaker 2: says that they're fake, but he is not convinced that

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Speaker 2: it's anything special. He pointed out that it didn't really

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Speaker 2: survive unscathed. It did have some debris that fell from

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Speaker 2: the impact.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but that's still though. It flew away and the

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Speaker 1: debris could have been from the missile hitting it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, here's another story for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 1: I'll read you a new story.

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Speaker 2: You have to tell me if it's a real news

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Speaker 2: Supreme Court rules workers can now legally call their boss

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Speaker 2: names at the word place without having to worry about

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Speaker 2: being fired that time. Supreme Court rules workers can now

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Speaker 2: legally call their boss names at the workplace without having

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Speaker 2: to worry about being fired.

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Speaker 1: Here's the story.

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Speaker 2: A surprising employment ruling has declared that certain insults directed

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Speaker 2: at bosses, while unprofessional and regrettable, are not grounds for dismissal.

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Speaker 2: The case was sparked when an office manager was fired

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Speaker 2: on the spot after calling her boss a d head

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Speaker 2: during a dispute.

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Speaker 1: Oh dang girl, she soon.

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Speaker 2: And the judge that sided with her, awarding her thirty

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars in compensation and ruling that such comments made

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Speaker 2: in the heat of the moment do not constitute gross misconduct.

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Speaker 2: They're now protected under free speech and they have a

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Speaker 2: list of things that you can call your boss under

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Speaker 2: the free speech rule. You can call your sposs a

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Speaker 2: d head, useless, incompetent, f monkey. No, you can't idiot,

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Speaker 2: empathetic without having to worry about any sort of ramification,

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Speaker 2: So have at it.

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Speaker 1: No new story or a fake news that has to

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Speaker 1: be fake.

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Speaker 3: You can't even call any of like your coworkers any

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Speaker 3: names without getting in trouble. How would you get away

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Speaker 3: with calling your boss an f monkeys?

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Speaker 1: It's fake Victoria, it's real. Yeah, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: It is a fake news story that people believe, but

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Speaker 2: it's based on a real story that lawsuit actually happened.

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Speaker 2: But you can there's no free speech Act for you

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Speaker 2: just to be able to call your boss any name

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Speaker 2: you want. I couldn't imagine somebody put that on the

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Speaker 2: internet for people to believe. And I bet you somebody

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Speaker 2: out there saw it and went for it the next day,

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Speaker 2: and probably you're wondering why they got fired.

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Speaker 1: Would you know what?

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Speaker 3: They're a lawyer can probably cite that particular case they

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Speaker 3: got that check off.

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Speaker 2: It's like, here's your next news story for real news

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Speaker 2: or fake news? A segment where I read you a

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Speaker 2: new story from the week that's gone viral. You have

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Speaker 2: to see if it's a real news story or a

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Speaker 2: fake one that people actually believe. TikTok fuels bizarre breakup

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Speaker 2: trend dumping partners with a mariachi band. Oh, is that

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Speaker 2: a real new story or a fake news story? Here's

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Speaker 2: this story, It's real. What started off as one viral

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Speaker 2: TikTok video has turned into the internet's strangest new breakup trend.

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Speaker 2: People are now hiring full mariachi bands to do the

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Speaker 2: dirty work of ending relationships. Instead of sending a text

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Speaker 2: or having the dreaded sit down talk, couples are choosing

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Speaker 2: to let trumpet's violins deliver the bad news. Somebody said,

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Speaker 2: I saw the original video and thought it was hilarious

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Speaker 2: and also kind of classy. A they use a five

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Speaker 2: piece band and things with their girlfriend of six months.

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Speaker 2: I said, it's festive it's final and honestly softens the

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Speaker 2: blow when there's a guy in a giant sombrero hitting

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Speaker 2: a high note.

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Speaker 1: Thank yeah, I got god like it.

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Speaker 2: My original video was somebody who caught their husband cheating

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Speaker 2: and while he was moving out, the mariachi band was

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Speaker 2: following him around the house, to the U haul everything

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Speaker 2: else for hours, the Mariaji band.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Is that a real new story or a

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Speaker 1: fake news story? I feel like it's real.

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Speaker 3: But all I'm picturing in my head right now is

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Speaker 3: anytime somebody seems a mariachi man coming, they're gonna run like, no.

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Speaker 1: It's not me. You can't get me. When you get

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Speaker 1: served in court, you're like, don't hurt me. Together, Victoria,

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Speaker 1: that's real. Yeah, that's one hundred percent real.

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Speaker 2: It's a great idea. It's a fabulous idea. Especially they

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Speaker 2: cheated on you just have a mariachi gun following them

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Speaker 2: around

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Speaker 1: The room where