WEBVTT - Good Science: 1961 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:22.279 Readings and salutations to you, the American public. Welcome to 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:27.560 the television program Good Government, brought to you in coordination 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:31.479 with the Federal Communications Commission and the Office of the 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:36.400 White House, and Yours truly, President of the United States, 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:43.720 John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Today I bring the American government to 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:48.280 the American people and hope to open up a dialogue 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:52.720 between the federal government and you, the common citizen. Although 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.480 there's nothing common about you, whether you live in the 0:00:56.520 --> 0:01:00.480 slums of Chicago, or the ghettos of New York City, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:06.440 or the heights of Beverly Hills or the con plains. 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:09.039 Of Iowa, your voice. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:13.399 Means something to the American people and to me, your President. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:19.760 In the lawn tradition of government communication with the American people, 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:26.880 in the tradition of FDI's fireside chats, we are taking 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:32.320 this opportunity to speak to you directly today. We have 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.520 various subjects that we hope to accomplish discussing with you 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:40.960 and bringing to your kitchen tables to discuss with your family, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:47.279 your children, your wives, and your husbands. Many great events 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:52.400 have occurred over the last year, some of them fantastic 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:57.600 and others tragic. World events do not stop for any 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:03.440 one man, and instead, the United States must and always 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:07.480 be the leader of the free world, fighting back against 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:12.160 communism and fighting back against the fosses that would subjugate 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:13.440 the will of the. 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:14.200 People of the world. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:23.120 And without further ado, to bring a street perspective, an 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:29.200 amazing raconteur and comedian, a man who is leading a 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:33.360 fight for free speech on the ground and sometimes much 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:34.359 to my chagrin. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.560 But that's what America is all about. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.600 Opportunity to face those who disagree with you, who made. 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:42.880 Me think you're not going too far. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.720 He's a funny man and you can see him at 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:50.000 the gas Light Downtown in New York City, which I 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:54.040 had the opportunity to do a few months ago. Please 0:02:54.080 --> 0:03:00.800 welcome comedian and commentator Leonard Bruce Johnny. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.280 Good to see you, honey. Thanks for having me on. Ah, 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.359 it's in honor to have you and I'm. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:09.800 Hey, yeah, I didn't think he'd finished that, huh. Took forever. Well, 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:14.320 often you have to make sure to provide information and 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:18.040 clarity to the audience so that they understand what you're 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.359 doing and why you're doing it. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.280 Well, I'm just saying you knew the TV. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.679 I mean so am I but uh, I think we 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.040 all knew the TV. I mean it's only been around. Really, 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.960 you look a little stiff. Well, I do have a 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.760 bag problem. And this is the first time I'm admitting 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:40.360 this publicly, but I actually have Addison's disease, which I 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.320 have to take severe medication for that often addles me, 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:49.160 sometimes putting me in semi psychotic states. Uh huh, You 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.080 sure it's just not Jackie making you sleep on the couch. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.200 You better watch your mouth or I'll pop your jar. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:59.240 You understand, I'll pop your jar right off. Give you 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:04.600 old Kennedy knuckle, which I also give Jackie sometimes at night. 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:10.680 Your knuckle it's called the Kennedy knuckle from Kennedy moose knuckle. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.480 The Kennedy moose knuckle where what you do is while 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.560 performing connor lingis you shove your knuckle up her anus? 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:22.239 God Jesus Christ, all right, I thought I was obscene. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.320 All right, Johnny, how are. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:28.960 You all of that was doing medically accurate information? Lenny, 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.520 I'm doing great. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:31.800 You know. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:36.040 Recently I had the opportunity to visit with my nephew, 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.720 Bobby Jr. The son of the Attorney General of the 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:43.359 United States, and he's turning out to be quite a 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:44.320 wonderful young man. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.560 Yeah, how's he doing. I'm fixated on my nephew. I 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.640 want to know what he's gonna do. Who he's He 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.839 said he wanted to be a doctor. Isn't that right? 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.880 Well I've never heard that, actually, Lenny, I've always heard 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:58.599 he wants to be a lawyer. Even at seven years old. 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.720 He's emphatic, I'm a lawy layer. I want to be 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.839 a lawyer. I have no interest in being a doctor. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:08.040 Yet at the same time he often is providing medical advice. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.480 We found him the other day cutting open. 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:16.679 A mouse on the White House South lawn with exacto knife. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.480 Very curious, boy, Lennard. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:26.080 Very curious. That's uh. That would makes you think he's 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.040 gonna be a violent person. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.280 No, well not really. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.839 Most Kennedy's have been caught cutting something open at some 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:35.240 point in their childhood's. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.039 It's a ride of passage. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:42.960 My uncle caught open a beaver right before he was 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.760 shipped off to Germany for World War One. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.640 Cut open a beaver. That's something I think you would do. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.000 Oh, you're using a slang for really giving it to 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:56.520 a woman. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.920 I didn't say anything. You said it. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.960 Well, now this is interesting because you said I didn't 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:10.359 say anything. But you're very you're very verbose, often speaking 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:15.680 out against the government and of course my policies. Well, Lenny, 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.480 you have an opportunity. You're here with me right now, 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.559 so have ad it with me. Lenny, tell me what's 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.800 wrong with me that you're having a problem with my 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.520 How much time you got? First of all, your boys 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.120 arrested me last night. I don't know if you heard 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:29.479 about this. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:35.480 FBI or answered you no what? Yes, Well, I was 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.560 doing a show and it was going. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:43.120 Pretty well, and I guess I started to get too obscene, 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:46.840 too indecent on stage. Well, and some men came in 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:50.200 and took me off stage, arrested me and were. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.000 You're speaking about communism? Yeah, I was talking about how 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:54.239 I was talking about community. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:57.600 Well, now here's a problem. We can't be talking about communism. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.920 It encourages the youth and it does the job of 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:05.440 you know, I met with Nikita Krushchef recently and showed 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:06.960 him you fucked that up, didn't you. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.960 Well some would say, yes, that I was. 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:14.960 A little too congenial with him, and that Khrushchef ran 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.920 the table with me. I thought he was a nice man. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.400 I thought, Jackie cut is snuggling with the man. This 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:25.680 is true, Lenny. I'll admit it here that. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.400 I said to him, you look like a giant bald seal, 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.720 and I've always wanted to lay with the seal and 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.200 roll around with it and feel its sandy skin. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.080 And he put some corn up your ass. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.560 He did because I presented him this was actually an 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:51.800 exercise in diplomacy. We of course produce the second most 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:55.640 con in the world, next to Russia, which produces the 0:07:55.640 --> 0:08:00.800 most corn anywhere in the world, even though it's not 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.000 native to their land. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.520 Well that would mean yeah, that didn't mean that they're first. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.600 That's right. So they're first, we're second, but we're number 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:16.400 one in the world. And so he took a fucking 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:20.440 to you, Lenny, Jesus Christ. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.160 He took the corn cob and I said, I would 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.520 like to exchange cabs, and we both actually placed a 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:36.440 cab inside each other's rear, and uh, the heat in 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.920 his I'll say this about Russians. The reason they stay 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:43.560 warm during the winter is clearly they have a higher 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:47.680 body temperature than most human beings. This man shoved that 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.600 era corn up his rear, and when he removed it 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:57.040 there was not one kernel remaining. Only fifteen minutes later, 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:01.280 I heard a snapping in a poppet and his pants 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.480 started to balloon up. I thought, well, this is some 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.280 sort of magic trick. Well, here's the things producing popcorn 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:09.160 out of his ass. 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.640 That's crazy popcorn. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:15.320 It full knos of popcorn, which was perfect because we 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:18.200 were just about to watch a movie. You watched, Yeah, 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.960 watch Have you seen that new movie Cape Fear that 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:22.440 came out. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.560 Yes, Robert Mitchell love Robert Mitcham. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:29.360 I loved Robert Mitcham in other movies that he's done, 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.000 The Night Hunt, the Night Hunter, I mean Night Hunter, 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.040 Night of the Hunter, Night of the Cunt. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.440 Neither the Hunter, Night of the Cunt. No, no, nither 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:39.160 of the Hunter. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:43.080 Well, you see, you get to say these things whatever 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.240 you want. And uh, if I go on stage and 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.840 that's not how it works, you know, I usually get 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.640 arrested for obscenity, for indecency, and I just don't think 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.240 that's fair. There's certain people in power who get to 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.280 do things. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.880 That us poor folk don't get to. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:05.280 Well, now, first off, Lenny, tell me what's your observation 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:09.400 about the state of America. I think it, uh, I 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.960 think it's fallen apart. If you ask me, give me 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:15.719 an example, Well, what'd you do? What about the Bay 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.760 of Pigs invasion? Let's talk about that. Well, I was 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:23.680 misled by a cobble of CIA operatives. As you know, 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.040 I'm going to make a lot of admissions here today, Lenny, 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.000 that normally I would not share. But I feel that 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.360 this is the beginning of what I hope to be 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.720 an open and honest conversation with the American people that 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:39.440 will last for two terms, if not more. If I 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:48.640 had my brothers, but the American intelligence services are running 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:57.240 roughshot over the military civilian, military controlled operations. I was 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:04.560 advised paully by my central intelligence advisors that a way 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:09.400 to destabilize Cuba and remove the scarch that is Castro, 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:17.440 that we could simply organize a variety of swathy Cuban 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:24.360 expats along with a small group of people, including a 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.600 weird bald man named g Garden Liddy, who I had 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:32.000 the displeasure of meeting, that would go over there, storm 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:35.920 the beaches and then move into Cuba and destabilize it 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.839 so that it would And what happened to Western could 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.559 draw well and what happened Johnny, Well, I'll tell you 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:41.160 what happened. 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.640 It was sort of like a Martin Lewis film. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.079 They rolled up after Cuban started running back into the water. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.360 The other ones got on banana boats and started riding 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.440 around having a good old time like they were at 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.360 a resort, and the CIA boys started shooting at each other. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.640 At the end of the day, it was a complete yeah. Yeah, 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:04.640 they were captured. Our secret plans were revealed, and then 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.360 and they even got a note. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:07.199 We had a note. 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.320 I don't know why anyone had this note on them, 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:12.079 but it was a note that I had written personally 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.520 on my desk, and I found later it had been 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.320 taken off the desk. And the idea was, Oh, let's 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:23.760 make an exploding Cuban cigar, and then we'll send it 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.880 with a big bowl, big pink bow in a big 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.240 white box like I want a brought this cartoon, and 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:34.079 we'll send it to Fidel Castro and he'll open up 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.679 and he'll go oOoOO. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.199 And this didn't seem like a bad plan at all 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:39.520 to you. 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.199 I thought he'd for sure light that cigar then it 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.880 would explode blow his head off, and he'd be like, 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:45.800 danfy duck. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:47.480 That's crazy. 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:53.640 Well, that's unfortunately they found the note and then Castro saying, well, 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:58.320 I'm gonna get that Kennedy, and so far I've avoided 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.840 him Light the road Runner and he's of course wiley 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:02.720 road Runner. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:06.719 Now who is the roadrunner? The road runner is a 0:13:06.880 --> 0:13:08.400 bird that runs around. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:14.200 It's produced so Saturday morning television program that's going to 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.040 be released in the late sixties. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.040 And as you know, we. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:24.400 Approve all Saturday morning cartoons through the federal government and 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:28.959 often it's a six to ten year approval process. In fact, 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:33.000 you can look forward to in nineteen seventy really fun 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:38.760 show about some young urban use named Fat Albert and friends. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.600 And they will be they. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.520 Will be having a grand all time with one of 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.839 your good friends, Bill Cosby, the hilarious star of I 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:49.360 Spy Bill Cosby. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:54.600 Lovely man, wonderful gentleman, great guy. You love Bill Cosby, 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.960 don't you, Lenny? I love Bill Cob. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.640 You spent a lot of time with him, of course, 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.840 kinds of time, all kinds of time. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:05.079 We're always hanging out. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:08.080 Yeah, give me let's talk, Manny, give me some of 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.600 that brand give me a you know what, Lenny, I've. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:11.319 Been talking a lot. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.600 Why don't you give me a little bit of that 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:18.760 that that uh, you know Patent died a beat Nick humor, 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:20.239 that you're known for. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:24.280 Your time to shine? 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:49.720 Yeah, no, now, I uh now, last week, can we 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:52.640 talk a little bit about when we met up parsilely? 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.840 We went into Austin, Texas. Remember that we were on 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:01.720 our way to Dallas. We stopped by Austin, Texas. Austin 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:07.040 was amazing, all right, Austin was incredible. I love performing there. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.480 Great guys, great people, that's right. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:14.480 And if you remember, we sent Jackie on to Dallas 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.520 Alley and you and I went out cruising for. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.800 Pushy out there in the streets. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.800 Yes, on the seas, now, Lenny, is it We took 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.680 a nice little me and Johnny. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.200 Yes, we took a nice little boat on the water. Yeah. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.800 I had a couple of drinks, right, that's right, we had. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.000 I mean, you call it a boat, but I would 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:38.600 call it maybe more of a ship. Well, we all returned, Leny, Yes, 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.120 and we all returned to our mother. I would call 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.880 it a mother ship. Actually it was a mothership. It 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:44.520 really was. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.520 The ship reminded me of my mother Rose Kennedy Stady 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:54.960 going to last forever, controlling the seas. And it was 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.600 a ship, it was a mothership. And I enjoyed the 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:04.360 mothership quite a bit. I also thought that the captain 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.560 or joey as we call them, that's an old World 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:10.160 War Two term, the. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:15.280 Joe of the boat. And uh, his name. 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:26.960 Was Joe Logan, captain of the mothership. Great, gentlemen, wonderful time. Great, 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.360 that sounds amazing. You remember that Weasley guy. We spent 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:35.440 time with the Weasley guy. Wh and you and I 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:36.440 went down to Florida. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.760 Do you remember that? Well, no, Louisiana. We went down 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:40.520 to New Orleans. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.920 No, tell me, Johnny, Well who was We went down 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.720 to New Orleans and you and I you don't remember this. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.640 You were performing at the Jazz Club and it was 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:51.640 my Steve there. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:58.800 Steve Allen was there, Yes, Hefner, Steve Heffner, No, Steve 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:04.440 Allen and you yeah, Hugh Hefner, Steve Allen, Mortshaw, all 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:07.600 of them were there. And of course the one and 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:12.159 only my Fank Zapper. He's a teenage boy. Don't know 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:15.000 what he's going to do, right, And there was a 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:18.280 spindly young man who was handing out an anti cubea lieflets. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.919 I think his name was Lee, something like that, and 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.120 we had a rollicking knight that night with him. Very 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.320 paranoid gentleman kept talking about wanting to go to Russia. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:31.000 I told him, don't go to Russia. It's not a 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:31.680 good idea. 0:17:31.840 --> 0:17:34.800 I'm running. Look, he needed some sleep, that very tired guy. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.680 And then he kept saying, hey, do you want to 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.959 see what I can do in my photo shop? 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:41.320 And I said what do you mean. 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:44.359 He took me back to this shed and he said, 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.760 look how I can place my head on this man 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:50.200 holding a rifle? And I said, well, that's quite incredible 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:52.960 in his photoshop. And he took his head and he 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.200 used an exact o knife much like the one that 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.359 Bobby Jr. Used To cut open. Now that photo shop 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.200 that you told me that that was in a clay 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:06.400 hut and Adobe in the dose in Adobe photoshop, and 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:10.119 it was it was quite amazing. He couldn't get the 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:13.320 shadow right on his neck for the rifle he was holding, 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.680 but it was pretty impressive. I mean, you'd be able 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.879 to tell it was a fake anywhere, and anyone who 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.160 believed that it was a real photo would be an. 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:22.680 Absolute stone cold idiot. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:26.760 But I'm glad to call Lee Harvey Oswald was his name. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.960 A good friend, friend, a quality person, and someone I 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:32.120 would spend time with. And one thing I can say 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.040 for Shaw, if there's one person in this world that 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.000 I don't believe would ever take a shot at me, 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.800 kill me, murdered me, grabbed me, throw me by the neck, 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:42.960 injected me with poison, beat me. 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:43.720 He was a good guy. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:45.840 Now he had also a friend with him that night. 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:50.560 His name was Jack Jack Ruby, fun jew fun. He 0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:54.280 was a fun jew, wonderful guy. Uh and he was 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:57.120 he owned a if you remember a place of ille 0:18:57.119 --> 0:18:59.879 repute where we went and had a good old time. 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:02.240 Oh not mob related at all. 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:07.240 Well, you know that's something that is a difficult subject 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:10.640 for me to address. As you know, I work with 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:13.440 a lot of union representative. 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.040 Now you are closely with the MAKA. 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:19.960 I'm gonna admit here, Lenny, I'm gonna admit that I 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:22.640 work with the mafia. That I'm in with the mafia 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:28.000 that Sammy g and Koso and U Fundito. 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:29.520 Taco, all of them. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:34.840 I've worked with every every one of them and Giovanni Ribisi, 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:39.040 every single one. They're all the crime the head crime 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:43.240 bosses of the different Ralph Macio, of the Five Families. 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:44.440 They're all there. 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.840 They're wonderful people and they only kill their own, and 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:50.720 they make sure to keep crime down off the streets. 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:54.919 And that's why we send our FBI out to arrest comedians. 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.840 All right, now, you told me you wanted to come 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.600 on and talk about some topics that a gonna help 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:03.200 the United States. Yeah, I didn't believe you. I thought 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.880 it was absolute bullshit part of me, mister press. 0:20:05.920 --> 0:20:08.800 So that's fine. This is an open and honest conversation. 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:12.680 Lenny and I Will told me I wouldn't be arrested 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.440 for obscenity if I Christier. 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:16.480 So I could say anything I want. I could say fun, you. 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:18.359 Could say funk, you could say I could say you're 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:21.320 a pig. FU, you could say, rip off your cunt 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:23.280 lips and put them up your asshole. 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:27.199 Rip up your cunt lips, Johnny, and put them up 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:30.280 your asshole. You see, there's gonna be nothing's gonna happen. Well, 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:33.720 I wanted to discuss a few scandals that have been circling. 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:34.280 That's fine. 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:37.760 I can handle anything. All right, let's talk about solidimide, 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:38.520 all right. 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:43.040 Children, nothing, litter, don't, don't, don't, don't. What do you 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:45.199 just make that up? That sounds like it would be 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:46.600 a fun bridge in a song. 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:52.800 We all know tholidamide was prescribed to women who were 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:56.880 going through morning sickness, right we know that? Well, yes, yes, 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.239 it's more. There's nothing more disgusting. A woman's already had 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:02.680 a child, which is the most disgusting thing they can do. 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:05.320 And then, of course on top of it, they're baffing, 0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:07.800 which I find darthing. 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:10.240 Happens before morning sickness, doesn't happen after. 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:13.119 Oh no, that's not how it happened with Jackie. She 0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:15.200 was throwing up on John John every day. 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:20.200 That's incredible. I didn't know that. But okay, Well, these 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:20.720 women that. 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:26.040 Took pholidomide, yes, their babies came out with birth defense. Well, 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:30.920 you know, I prefer to call them birth affects. They 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:36.360 are birth affects, Lenny. For instance, what's more fun than 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:42.960 having an extra head coming out of your hand, an extra. 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:46.600 Hand coming out of your head? Okay, so you're making 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:47.680 a joke about. 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:51.560 This, Oh, I'm saying in all honesty, Lenny, when we 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:55.160 think about it, it's a prejudice to say that people 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:59.160 who have an extra hand or two anuses on their cheeks, 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:05.080 or five tits and only one nipple. That's easy for 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.280 you to say. I mean, you're the president, You get 0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:09.720 the fuck whoever you want. True, you get the bomb 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:15.280 whoever you want, not everyone I want. Okay, But some 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:19.720 of these people are really in shock and they're depressed 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.520 because their babies have these defects. 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:25.119 I mean, what do you say to these moms? Johnny, 0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:26.440 you better. 0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:29.280 You shouldn't have let these clinical trials go through me 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:32.159 a better mother. Learn how to spot the signs with 0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:37.320 your child. If you boffing spot the signs like extra well, 0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:40.639 like extra fingers exactly, you know, every day count the 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:44.160 fingers and toes on your child. If you, for instance, 0:22:44.240 --> 0:22:47.240 one day you've been taking philidamide and now you have 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.600 your baby, and then the next day you go, wait 0:22:49.640 --> 0:22:51.680 a minute, my baby has two heads. 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.720 Take them to the doctor. Well that's the thing. 0:22:54.760 --> 0:22:57.440 If you take it on a different day, different parts 0:22:57.440 --> 0:23:01.760 of the baby will be affected. That's right, that's true. 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.560 Maybe this would be a benefit. I mean, the Russians 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:07.360 wouldn't see it coming a soldier with two heads, one 0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:08.159 that can look for you. 0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:10.679 Weren't okay? You were trying to make super babies. Is 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:11.560 that what you're saying. 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:14.000 I want to say that the lindamide might have been 0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:18.240 a mistake, but we need to continue to As my 0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:21.760 nephew has said to me, Bobby Kennedy Jr. Many times, 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.240 why do you keep bringing him up? By the way, 0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.760 I love my nephew more than my own son. I'd 0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:27.840 like to spend most of my time with my nephew, 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:30.480 and if I could, I would swap out my son 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.679 with my nephew because I like him more and I 0:23:34.000 --> 0:23:37.720 enjoyed the conversations we have. The other day he swallowed 0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:41.119 the frog and now he sounds strict. I want you 0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:45.159