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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty little Secret? Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted it at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret. This is

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. So we're calling you back. Hi. Hi,

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Speaker 1: how's it going. I'm doing all right? Now? Are you

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Speaker 1: pretty good? Not too bad? Are you in an area

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Speaker 1: where you can tell us your dirty little secret? Or

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Speaker 1: I am walking to one right now? You can just

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Speaker 1: give me twenty more seconds? All right? I did, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we are okay? All right? What's your very little secret?

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Speaker 1: My best friend who just proposed to his girlfriend. I've

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Speaker 1: been desperately in love with her for like four years.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, he kept not making a move. He's finally

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Speaker 1: pops the question, and I am devastated. Yeah, wow, are

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Speaker 1: you gonna break him up? Then? In time? Yeah? You

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Speaker 1: know too much? Or hold your peace? You loved him,

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Speaker 1: but do you love yourself? More? Question? I just needed

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Speaker 1: to get it off my chest. Yeah, I can't see

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Speaker 1: literally everyone I know knows both of them. Well, luckily

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Speaker 1: for you, you know, half a marriage is in and

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Speaker 1: divorce these dice. So just be a little bit patient,

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Speaker 1: and you know I work out my time. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: this is a good friend of yours. You've been in

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Speaker 1: love with his girlfriend for a while now, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: been it's been since college. Wow. Okay, And so he

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Speaker 1: just proposed her. And how good of a friend is this?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I will be the

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Speaker 1: best man, but I will be in the wedding. Okay. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well is he the kind of person that maybe you

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Speaker 1: could present the idea of being a thruple and the

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Speaker 1: three of you get married. I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 1: the kind of person. Does either of them know that

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Speaker 1: you're in love with her? She might, I've never said it,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah you can probably see you. You know

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Speaker 1: how women are. Have y'all ever like kissed over the years?

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Speaker 1: Anything like that? You ever pulled a move? Nothing other

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Speaker 1: than New Year James? Yeah, no, just like a New

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Speaker 1: Year's Eve, like a pick like you picked on the

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Speaker 1: lips on New Year's Eve. Yeah, what your friend's girlfriend

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Speaker 1: that you want to marry because you love her? This

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Speaker 1: is probably before they were together, I'm guessing. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: just everyone was kind of no, there was just it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like you think about that all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I certainly do. But it was a pretty friendly kiss. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: trying to troubleshoot for you. And there is one thing

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Speaker 1: that I know can solve almost any problem like this.

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Speaker 1: This guy is you're a good friend, but he's just

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Speaker 1: rose to his girlfriend who you've been in love with

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Speaker 1: since college. So now the woman that you love is

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Speaker 1: going to get married to your friend. You need him

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Speaker 1: out of the picture. And the really the best way

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Speaker 1: to solve this kind of thing you can do this

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Speaker 1: to a co worker two is plant drugs on him

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Speaker 1: and call the cops. Exactly what I was. Just do

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Speaker 1: it up so I go to prison for a while

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Speaker 1: and then you're good. Yeah, all right, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: keep that in mind. It works all the time. Every

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Speaker 1: single time I've done it, it it works. Well, thanks for

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Speaker 1: telling us to do a little secret hang out, everybody

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Speaker 1: for letting me. Thanks, thank you. Hey, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah, I guess you could call it that.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, it doesn't sound like you're very playful

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Speaker 1: with this one. Is it something very serious? Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's just you know, I've tried not to do it,

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Speaker 1: but it's just it's such a fun activity and I

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Speaker 1: really feel like I need to do it all the time,

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Speaker 1: so I can't really stop doing it. I just, um,

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Speaker 1: I like to have my nose cleaned. Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: so it orders fantasy that you find on Craigslist or something. No,

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Speaker 1: it's like for myself, like I have to. I have

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Speaker 1: to pick my as often as possible. So your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is that you like to pick your nose

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Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah, I mean I have to. It's just

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Speaker 1: how do you How does everybody not do it? That's

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Speaker 1: what I want to know. I mean, I just try

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Speaker 1: not to. I do it when I'm driving a lot.

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Speaker 1: How many people are doing it while I'm driving? Look, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a great time to do it. You're by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Pick your nose. Nobody's there to judge you. Also, doesn't

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Speaker 1: need to be a dirty little secret that you pick

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Speaker 1: your nose. Everybody picks their nose. At least you keep

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Speaker 1: it clean. That's what I thought. But the people that

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Speaker 1: work were giving me a hard time about it because

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Speaker 1: you know, they've you know, well yeah, yeah, well thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirt a little secret and

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Speaker 1: keep that nose clean. Thanks for making me feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm not alone, guy, definitely not alone. At least you're

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Speaker 1: not breaking the law or anything, and there's worse places

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Speaker 1: that you could be picking. Then Jebel Show on demand