1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:09,479 Speaker 1: Damn hegged, he hogged. 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 2: not making new people do these days. 4 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 3: Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 3: off guard. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 2: Damn Charlamagne who got the donkey out to day today? 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 2: Donkey Today for Thursday, August thirty first goes to a 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: human named Liam Brown. Now, I want to start this 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 2: Donkey today by saying, my fellow earthlings, it is the time. 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 4: It's time that we need to bring shame back. 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 2: Okay, we need to bring back shame, or should I 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 2: say we need to bring back shaming? 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 4: All right? Public shaming? All right? 14 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 2: There are those of us who still publicly and privately 15 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: shame of circle. 16 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 4: But we have gotten away from shaming folks, right. We 17 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 4: don't know, you know, we don't. 18 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: Know if we want to shame people anymore, because people 19 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 2: are sensitive and you end up getting backlashed for publicly 20 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 2: shaming someone for something they shouldn't be doing. 21 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 4: That's the crazy part. Folks be out here doing the wrong. 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 2: Thing and we can't shame them for doing the wrong thing. 23 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 2: We have to have him for their foolishness. Strange times 24 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: that we live in. But I say it's over for 25 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 2: all that when certain things happen and those certain things 26 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: are proven to be true, and folks need to get shamed. 27 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 4: Not earlier this year, I had high cholesterol, but that's stating. 28 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: And baby asp in the day, along with a lot 29 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: more exercise than the healthy dyet, got my cholesterol profile 30 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 2: excellent and well below gold dropping a clothes bombs from me. Okay, Now, 31 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,960 Speaker 2: one thing I cut from my diet is red meat. 32 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 2: Ben cut fried foods out of my diet, but red 33 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 2: meat was something that I was still holding on to. 34 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 4: When the doctor told me let it go, I let 35 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 4: it go. 36 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 2: The Chick fil a Cow would be proud of me 37 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 2: because not only do I eat more chicken, I don't 38 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 2: do dairy either, because Jess and I got a dermatologist 39 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 2: named doctor Natasha Sansi, and she forbid us from eating dairy. 40 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 4: That's why our melanin glows the way it does. 41 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 2: Okay, well, Liam Brown, he disagrees with us not taking 42 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: advantage of cows. Liam Brown wants us to love cows 43 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 2: the way he loves cows. 44 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 4: You know who in this room loves beef? Ras your 45 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 4: hand that. 46 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 2: You think you love beef as much as Liam all right, 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: I don't think y'all do, because the way Neam loves 48 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 2: cows is nasty. 49 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 4: See. 50 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 2: Liam was found guilty of sexual penetration with a living 51 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 2: animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal, which 52 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 2: makes me wonder did he use a condo? Okay, having 53 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 2: unprotected sex on a protected animal should be a felony. 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 4: All right. Liam is twenty five years old and he 55 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 4: was caught having. 56 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 2: Sex with a cow after a suspicious farmer set up 57 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 2: cameras to catch his ass. The farmer felt like his 58 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 2: cows were being abused and targeted, but he didn't realize 59 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: how deep that abuse was until he set up a 60 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: CCTV and an alarm, and that's when he caught Liam 61 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 2: sneaking onto the farm and boarding the beef bus. 62 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 4: All right, how you gonna do a hot beef injection 63 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 4: into some actual beef? 64 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 2: Liam, I'm from the country, so I've heard a cow tipping, 65 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 2: but giving tips to the cow was nuts. And Liam 66 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 2: can't deny it because the new surveillance system caught his 67 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 2: ass on camera plus a sample of DNA. 68 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 4: All right, don't tell me not. 69 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 2: The King shame a man who probably uses pickup lines 70 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 2: like ducks cold quack cow's go move, let me stick 71 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 2: it in and yo go all right, this man Liam. 72 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 4: Had the nerve to cry and caught what you're crying for? Liam? 73 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 2: How because you feel stupid because you went to the 74 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary and didn't read what the definition for a 75 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 2: sex cow actually was. Now, a sex cow, according to 76 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 2: the Urban Dictionary, is not a cow at all. Okay, 77 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 2: it's not a cow you have sex with. A sex cow, 78 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 2: according to the Urban Dictionary, is a fat girl you 79 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 2: keep around just to have sex with, used in a 80 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: sentence after giving me a BJ and my sex cow 81 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 2: and I almost broke my bed. Are y'all ready to 82 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 2: start shaming people yet? Okay, we should shame whoever is 83 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 2: behind Urban Dictionary for calling fat women sex cows. 84 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 4: All right? Now, I know the chick fil a cow 85 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 4: wants us to eat more chicken. 86 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 2: But clearly Liam has never been a wingman, all right, 87 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 2: nor thigh man our brust man. 88 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 4: All right. This fool likes beef, and I bet you 89 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 4: he was a vegetarian. All right. 90 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 2: He don't want to eat cow, but he'll put his 91 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 2: plant based penis in one quickly. Now, Jess Hilarius is here, Okay, Jess, 92 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 2: it's corny dad joke time. 93 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm not at all. 94 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 4: I just. 95 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 2: I just need your voice because just from Baltimore, and 96 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 2: there's nothing I love more than a Baltimore accent. And 97 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 2: I think her Baltimore accent is perfect for this today. Now, 98 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 2: just I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions and 99 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 2: I just want you to answer them. 100 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 101 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, the farmer caught Liam Brown on camera having sex 102 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 2: with his cow. Some would say that being he's being 103 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 2: that he's on camera, him and the cow made of what. 104 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: Move? 105 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 4: Okay, I got a couple more like that. I like that. 106 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 2: I like that one. 107 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 4: I like I like that one. I like that one 108 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 4: Liam Brown. Okay, when Liam Brown had sex though, Okay, 109 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 4: Liam Brown went on his farm to make what on 110 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 4: the cows? What moves? Okay? 111 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 2: Well, if Liam Brown had sex with the cows, I 112 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 2: hope he at least tried to set to what the mood. 113 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: Yo. 114 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 4: Nobody's laughing. Nobody's laughing. 115 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 3: Nobody is laughing. 116 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 4: It's not funny. 117 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: Yo. 118 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 3: I hate this move, and it's literally because. 119 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 4: Of my accent. 120 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:21,679 Speaker 3: He's a clown. 121 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 4: The morrow of the story is stay away. From red me. 122 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 4: All right, please give Liam Brown the biggest he hawed. 123 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 2: Well, he was. 124 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 3: Probably crying any more because he was separated from his lover. 125 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 3: He had to go to jail. He was in love 126 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 3: with that cow had some some some goods. 127 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 4: You know. Oh my god, it's so we might have 128 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 4: wanted to have a family. 129 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 3: That's not listen. You know what listen cows are I know, 130 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 3: they just hate us. 131 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 2: You know. 132 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 3: It's like if we y'all not killing this, y'all ravens 133 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 3: like you. It's like, yo, what is happening on? How 134 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 3: do you ski on a cow? 135 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 4: Bro? 136 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 2: Like? 137 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: All right, oh my god, Well that's light in the moon. 138 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: All right, well peace b e t we'll see out 139 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: the moment, I will see all. 140 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 2: The donkey today is brought to you by the law 141 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 2: office of Michael s lam Andsoft. 142 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 4: Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two fifty on your 143 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 4: cell and say the bull. 144 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 2: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two 145 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,359 Speaker 2: five oz from your cell and say the bull.