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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little secret, Alexa tell me a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret the Jewels Show, and I just wanted to do

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Speaker 1: that to make Ubiles alexas about for a second. It's

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Speaker 1: cy for dirty little secret text in formula six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We always keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is Alexa. We heard you have a dirty little secret. Hi, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do. You actually have a way better conversation than

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Speaker 1: the Alexa that we have at the house, because Alexa

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Speaker 1: never seems to understand me whenever I ask it anything

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Speaker 1: I have, Yes, she doesn't understand me. So it has

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Speaker 1: to be like Alexa stop. I didn't say play ariana Grande.

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Speaker 1: I said I want to order a grande frappuccino. Anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, Alexa. Anyway, Alexa, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yes I do. Um, Basically, I hate my work husband,

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Speaker 1: and I don't I don't really know how to explain

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Speaker 1: this clearly, but it sounded like you kind of explained it,

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Speaker 1: and usually people like their wife or husband. I think

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Speaker 1: we've got the whole secret, you know. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you guys are actually married. I think you can get

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Speaker 1: out of that relationship pretty easily without having to split

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Speaker 1: up property or anything else. Right, well, exactly. So that's

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Speaker 1: why I was saying, I don't really know how to

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Speaker 1: explain it because it's not so cut and dry. So

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Speaker 1: I'm usually a professional. I take my job very seriously.

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Speaker 1: I'm an accountant. And my husband has no clue that

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Speaker 1: there's a co worker I just started having lunch with

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Speaker 1: a couple of months. So you have a real husband

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Speaker 1: and your work husband exactly. And your real husband doesn't

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Speaker 1: know about your work husband, right, okay, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: tell him that you're going on lunches with your work

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Speaker 1: husband either, No, because it's just it's we're just co workers.

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Speaker 1: It's not it's like a romantic thing, you know, if

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Speaker 1: you have a controlling spouse and you don't tell them,

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Speaker 1: just go on to lunch and you just go back

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Speaker 1: to work, and then you just go home and you

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Speaker 1: relate it. Alex's sounds like that before. No, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean exactly. But they're they're they're they're different. And so

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Speaker 1: my co worker, who I called the work husband, you know,

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Speaker 1: we've just been going out to lunch. Started a couple

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Speaker 1: of months ago, and he recently started calling me his

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Speaker 1: work wife. Okay, and a couple of days ago he

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Speaker 1: said he wanted to take things further. Whoa, your work

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Speaker 1: husband wants to be your real husband now? I mean,

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Speaker 1: which I mean, that's ridiculous, right, And he knows I

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Speaker 1: have a real husband. Does he have a wife or

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Speaker 1: a girlfriend? Yeah, he's married too. What? Oh wow, that's terrible.

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Speaker 1: And do you think your real husband would have a

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Speaker 1: problem with your work husband fitting on you? Oh? Yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, first of all, the work husband isn't

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Speaker 1: even good husband material. He's an absolute wreck. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like any husband is amazing. So your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is that you need to get divorced from your work

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Speaker 1: husband pretty much? Yeah, I mean, I would just be

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Speaker 1: honest with him. I would just tell him that it

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Speaker 1: makes you fee uncomfortable and that you guys are both

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Speaker 1: in relationships and you're an happy one, and that you

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Speaker 1: would appreciate it if he just wouldn't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: In the back off, I think you should do the

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Speaker 1: more responsible thing. Try that. I think you should do

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Speaker 1: the more responsible thing and do it on the show,

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Speaker 1: Like have us call him and tell him that you're

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Speaker 1: getting a work divorce. I mean, I don't know that

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Speaker 1: that would go over well my husband would. Then everyone

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Speaker 1: would know about it. But hey, you know, okay, we

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Speaker 1: could try it. Another idea, another idea, and this is

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Speaker 1: probably a good idea as well. Okay, so you work

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Speaker 1: in an office. You have a conference room, I'm assuming. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you set up a little octagon in the conference

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Speaker 1: room and bunch time, your real husband and your work

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Speaker 1: husband battle it out to see who gets to marry you.

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Speaker 1: Mud wrestling, Yeah, mud wrestling, I love it. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna go jello, but mud wrestling will be good too.

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Speaker 1: There you go. I mean, I think that's the obvious solution.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, Alexa. Alexa, purchase some new frying pans. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're welcome for that. What's your dirty little secret?