WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "You Wanna Drop Battle" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.320 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, dred minutes 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:12.440 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:20.200 rich pill poppers in the penthouse, the Clearinghouse of hot takes, 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.640 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, back at 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:38.560 it on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, No need for applause. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:43.360 It is the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:49.280 g Radio and your dreams have come true eight days 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:52.040 a week. Then Jam is in the house. So they 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:54.000 called me back when I was in DJ Danny, they 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:57.000 call me Ben Jammen back in the day, and wrong, 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.760 you're not that guy pill Trust me, you're not that guy. 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.360 That could be true. But it's the Sunday Podcast and 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.880 that means, Danny, you know what that means. I got 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:11.280 my toy. I gotta I gotta play with you. Trouble trouble, trouble, 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:15.039 trouble trouble. No, it's not where we say no, we're 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.440 not saying bye bye because we we never we never 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.520 say bye bye, right, we don't believe in that. No 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:22.920 days off Dan, correct, correct, I'll add in my own 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.839 drop right here. Next thing I know, I just saw 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:29.240 this white thing flying at my face. Oh yeah, I'm 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:33.399 gonna add mine right here. That's political bullshit, That's what 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:37.320 I'm saying. Right there. A drop battle. It's a drop battle. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:42.680 You want to you want to drop battle? Okay? Oh yeah, 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:47.400 right there? Yeah, what is still wrong with the Clippers? 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:53.480 Oh you better watch out. You're better not shout. That's right, 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:58.840 you evil, evil man. Some people do dance battles, We 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.480 do drop battles. Yeah. Yeah, And really, when you think 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.640 about it's not that guy. I'll trust me, You're not 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:08.680 that guy exactly. And with the first pick in the 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:18.360 NFL draft, the Jacksonville Jag select Danny g Radio. I 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:24.320 thought you were gonna say, Marcus Mariotto. Mariotto enjoyable there 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.160 and we also love we love the hits. We love 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:30.560 the classics when it comes to the show, including the 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:42.400 Star WARSNI does anyone enjoy this as much as I do? 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.440 I don't know. I just sing hitting random buttons here. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.880 It's it's a lot of fun. Wow, I'm having a 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.359 good time here. I don't know if you're listening is 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.280 having a good time, but I'm enjoying. All right, let's 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.160 get to the let's get to the star of the show, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:56.880 the main event, Danny. What do you say here? You 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.520 ready to do this? Let's do it all? Here we go. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:10.920 This is right, strike up the band. Well, thanks to 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:15.320 our buddy ohio Al for making that male song long 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.880 long ago, and here we are still playing it on 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.359 the radio today because it's perfect. It's the perfect way 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.600 to start the mail bag. And these are actual questions 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:29.000 sending by actual listeners of the show. There were no 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:33.519 made up questions here, no clowns at all. Got involves. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.200 So these are actual emails from actual members of the 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.240 Malar Mush or postings on the Facebook page. And we'd 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:44.680 love to have you join the mail bag family. That 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.520 would be really cool. And the way you do it, 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.120 you can send a message in right now. You don't 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.760 have to wait. You can email me right now, Real 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.320 fifth hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth Hour at 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.800 gmail dot com. That's spell it out. R E A 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.680 L F I F T h our h O you 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.440 are at gmail dot com. Or you can wait till Tuesday. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:08.080 I post the message on Facebook and then we welcome 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:13.720 in the messages you can post right. David mill Valley 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.960 kicks us off here. He says, Ben, as your wife 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:21.080 ever listened to the radio show or the Fifth Hour podcast? 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.800 If she has, what does she think and if she 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.800 has it, would she be pleased or just made if 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:32.839 she did the same question for Danny Gara Deli and 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.279 his Tenderroni. So I'll go first out. We've talked about 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.400 this dandy in the past when you were giving advice 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:41.839 on the radio. Anybody that's worked in the radio business 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:45.320 knows when you first start dating a young woman. I 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.120 assume what works the same way the other way, but 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:49.320 I only know the women part. So when you date 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:53.240 a young woman and all that, they're very excited when 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.600 you they find out you're work in radio, and they 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.080 listen to everything you have to say, and they want 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:01.280 to hear every show. And then after a while they 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:05.679 never listen to anything that you do. They want nothing 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.400 to do with that. Uh. And as far as my wife, 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.360 she's the same way, although occasionally she does tell me 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:18.200 that she listens to this podcast, actually this Saturday podcast. 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.240 She likes the Saturday podcast because she says, it's the 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:25.320 only time I talk about my life because, as you know, Danny, uh, 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.440 I get a little burned out talking during the week, 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.720 and I we record these podcasts near the end of 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.040 the week, so by the time the weekend comes on, 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:36.200 I don't want to talk to anything. I just want 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.640 to be like a magician and vanish and you, Dany, 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.159 I'm gonna get out of here and not talk and 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.440 take a valve silence and all that. But she does 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.599 listen to Saturday podcast a little bit because I'll tell 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.000 stories about her and the and the family and stuff 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:51.960 that's going on in the house. But the radio show, 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:53.720 he's got a big sports man. When I first met her, 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.240 she told me she didn't like talk radio, and the 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.480 other thing she said she hated because her dad used 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.320 to listen to talk radio. She's a little girl growing up. 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.280 She didn't like. And then she told me she didn't 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:07.080 like TMZ. At the time, I was in the running 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.039 to run TMZ Sports and she told me she hated 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:15.320 t MZ. So was it wonderful wonderful thing? Anyway? Anyway, Danny, 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.680 what about your experience. I think you summed it up 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:22.680 really well there, because I've had the same experience with 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:26.640 my Tenderroni right now, except she does download the Fifth 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:30.839 Hour podcasts automatically to her phone and on her Monday 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:35.080 commute she does listen. Now, I don't know how thorough. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:36.839 I don't know if she listens to the whole show. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:41.040 But for whatever reason, she has radar been because whenever 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:44.159 you and I tell old stories about stuff we did 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.200 in our twenties, maybe with other girls and things like that, 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:52.600 for some reason she hears those stories and then I 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:59.160 get comments back afterwards, and you told her, of course, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.479 I'm sure you're told your tenderon E that it is 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:07.599 part of the creative process to occasionally mix intertwine nonfiction 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.640 and fiction, and you don't know which part is fiction 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:14.440 or nonfiction. It's a mosaic. You're painting a word picture 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:17.200 on the radio, in the in the air and all 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.679 that stuff. And then she probably comes back and says, hey, Danny, 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:25.760 shut the funk up. Okay, shut the fuck up. He's like, dud, 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.400 you're never taking me there. I'm not ever going to 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.880 that place with you. Yeah, well it is. You have 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:35.040 certain places with someone you're dating, and then you can't. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.320 You can't. It's like Ghostbusters you don't cross the stream 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.640 away from those places anyways. And I always tell her, 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.160 I'm like, you know what, from the very first kiss 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.320 we had, it magically erased all the other women I 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.280 ever kissed or had anything to do with. So you 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.760 don't have to worry about that, because once we kissed, 0:07:55.200 --> 0:08:00.080 it erased everything. My memory erased. Yeah. It was like 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:04.960 the neuralizer from Men in Black with agent. It was 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.120 an agent, k right. You know, once you neuralize there, 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:10.480 you freeze your eyes, you lose focus, and then all 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.240 of a sudden you were raised all the members. That 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.080 Will Smith guy in that movie, he'll slap you. That's 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.160 sorry that if they made Men in Black now, he 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.120 would just come over. Will would just slap you across 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:24.160 the face and you lose all your memory just like that. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:28.840 Man would all be awesome, it'll be so cool. Unfortunately there, 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:30.920 I don't think they're gonna be making that movie now. 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:34.840 Will Smith has been banned from the Academy words but 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:36.920 he can still win? Is he still eligible to win? 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.760 How is that a bad thing? He doesn't have to 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.760 get dressed up in a in a penguin suit and 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.560 go out there. He pulled himself out though, remember, so 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.680 maybe he can't be nominated then because of how he 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:54.360 pulled himself out of the Academy. Remember, now, he's been 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:59.760 pretty good at generating revenue for the movie studios. Does 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:05.160 this help him or hurt him? Or will we hear 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.880 from him again? I'm not a big movie guy, but 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.959 you know, I know in the media business, any publicity 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:15.320 is good publicity and all that. In America, we love 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.880 to see our stars crash and burn and then a 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.120 little bit later down the road, we like a good 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:26.160 comeback story. All on Tiger Woods. Is that still true though? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.000 I thought we're still I don't know about that. Is 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:32.400 that stuff you think it's just it's just burn and 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:36.360 stay burned? Yeah, I think it's now scorched earth. It's 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.120 completely burn it, burn it up. Man, that's what you 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:42.240 gotta do. I think, I don't. I hope I'm I'm 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.600 wrong on that. But Will Will would definitely have a 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.320 future if they want to make a well he was 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.520 what what was the boxing movie? He was in a 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.760 boxing movie? What Muhammad? Yeah, the Muhammad Ali movie. So 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.520 they could you can make like they made a Mike 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.760 Tyson movie. Is that Is that a thing yet? With 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:04.520 I think so so they could have him do that, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:08.080 that's an option. Yeah. So yeah, there you go. So 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.120 we'll keep any that all right. Now, next up on 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:16.240 the mail bag, these are actual questions from actual listeners 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:21.160 of the Fifth Hour podcast, and we answer these questions 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.320 right here. It's amazing. All right, come back, pay attention. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:28.920 It's time from I'll call. That's right. Next up is 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:34.120 Tammy and Montana, and Tammy says, hey, Ben and Danny 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:39.040 g clarification on my Tommy's Chili dog experience. Yeah, we 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:42.200 were wondering, like, there's no Tommy's in Montana, So what 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:46.800 the hell was that all about? Were we being horn swaggled, 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.440 let astray by our friend Tammy in Montana? Well, she 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:55.920 is here to explain that her friend purchased frozen hot 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:01.200 dogs and frozen chili from tom his website and had 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.240 them shipped to Montana. That was one of your guesses. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.480 Al right, So I got that right, and I I 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.400 am surprised. I wonder that tastes like that because there's 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.040 a one of my favorite delis is in Manhattan and 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.280 they send the pastrami around the country and I'm like, 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:21.080 I don't know, this is gonna taste that good if 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.360 I get it and I have to put it together 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.200 and all that I don't I am I gonna say 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:29.880 to that? I don't know? Uh, Tammy uh, says Ben. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:34.440 I was wondering what happened to hideous Hellen's childhood? Here 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:37.640 we go again, Danny, here we go. You got warring 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:44.760 factions Montana versus the state of Florida. What is going 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.840 on with this? People have never met each other, but 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:55.760 they are very upset with each other. And it's a yeah. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:00.360 Uh so. The email goes, I was one ofing what 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.719 happened to hideous Helen's childhood? That she is so delusional 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:11.600 power couple, powerfully narcissistic. Yes, there is only one power couple. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:16.840 That's the humble Leslie and Jack. How delusional Helen is 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:21.240 to think her favorite restaurant, Golden Corral is a fine 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:26.560 dining steakhouse. Shots fired. Helen is a narcissistic liar who 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:31.520 needs to self enhanced to feel better about her pathetic, 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:36.960 white trash life. Have a great weekend, you guys deserve it. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:42.800 Signed Dammy in Montana man. All right, well, thank you, 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:48.120 thank you for that, Tammy man. All right. The next 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:53.960 up is the rebuttal from Helen and Stu in Palmetto Bay. 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:58.360 And this email starts ben in Danny hold on, I say, see, 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.240 I don't want Helen to send me a nasty message, Danny, 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:05.600 because I didn't give her the proper the proper salute. 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:07.440 So let me let me take care of that. Right now, 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:11.640 here we go. I got mail, yea, I got mail, yea. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.160 All right, here we go. It says a few comments 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:18.920 and the question about your glue couple, cam Newton laid 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.800 a few eggs this week, preferring his women know how 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:27.360 to cook and know when to keep quiet. Why was 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:30.360 that such a big deal? Like? Who cares if Cam 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.520 Newton wants women to certain I like what, I don't 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:37.920 understand that sexist. I saw a lot of comments saying, hey, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.760 this dude has like seven kids out of wedlock, maybe 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:45.720 he should get married if he wants traditional he likes 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:50.120 to pretend, you know, the marriage, probably likes the relationship process. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.000 He enjoys the stooping part of that. He's a big 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:57.480 fan of that. And apparently, uh, there's a lot of 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.760 empty nets there for him. He's put the the biscuit 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:05.280 in the basket multiple times there anyway, Helen says Mr Newton, 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:09.760 you sexist, free agent clown ship as a sports savvy 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.240 woman who knows how to bake and cook and not 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:18.520 keep quiet like now, if it's the fourth quarter of 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.120 the Super Bowl and you're down one score and you 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:26.000 fumble and the balls bouncing around at your feet like 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:29.680 my home cooked roast, You're not supposed to react like 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:33.440 a Beverly Hills housewife who just saw a mouse run 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:37.080 into the kitchen, fall on the damn ball. No risk it, 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:41.120 no super Bowl biscuit. That's a good line, shot line. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:46.480 That is the defining moment of Cam Newton as an 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:50.920 NFL player. That's it for me on the show. Though 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.520 there were so many funny things that Cam Newton did 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.800 on our radio show, but during the early years there 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.960 he had maybe had the Rosie the riveter ran there. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.520 There was a game he played also in Nashville, and 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.520 some woman wrote a letter to the newspaper. They're complaining 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.800 about Cam Newton's chest puffs, pelvic thrust and arrogant struts. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.000 I sold that line. I used that line about a 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.480 lot of people over the years. And my favorite Cam 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.560 Newton story of all time. You remember this dandy from 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.240 working on the show was when Carolina was struggling in 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:27.120 twelve and with a seemingly straightfits. Can't believe it's been 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:31.880 ten years since has happened. But cam Newton decided that 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.520 the key to the Carolina Panthers turning things around at 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:42.120 that time was a suggestion box in the locker room 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:47.080 that you could blindly leave suggestions on how to prove 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.560 improve the team. That was That was a ten. That 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.320 was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen, 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:55.920 because I have my own experiences. We've talked about this 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.360 in the past. If you knew the show with the 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:02.520 suggestion box. I worked at a radio station. Program director 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.200 came in said, hey, I don't care. You know, you 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.480 guys can write whatever you want. I'm not gonna judge you. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:09.440 I'm not gonna I don't want to know. I just 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.600 want to know what you're upset about with the radio station. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:13.880 So of course some of the producers who were making 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.800 ship money and did not like the programming on the 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.800 radio station wrote letters in and then it was it 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:30.560 was on, and it was exaggerated, how come I'm not 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:39.000 on the schedule this week? It was so still it's 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.480 still going. And finally died. But no, the point is 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:44.800 the guy said, do whatever you want, we don't care. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:48.320 And then he was a police interrogation. He brought everyone 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:52.600 in one by one at the radio station until he 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:56.640 found out who sent the letter in and the guy 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.080 got let go, and that he he ended up selling 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.040 real estate. I think a lot of money in real estate. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.920 Uh was the guy that was one of the producers. So, 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:10.040 speaking of Star Wars, it's that famous line. Yeah, oh, totally, 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:17.399 totally it was. It's hilarious. Helen's email continues. Boys, speaking 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:21.640 of NFL quarterbacks, Eddie do just enough work to get paid. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:27.080 Garcia Steelers quarterback Dwayne Haskins died this Wow, you would 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.600 think in a perfect world a garbage time quarterback would 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.800 be hit and killed by wait for it, a garbage wall. Helen, 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:40.240 come on, it's not right here, taste. That's how dare you? Anyways, 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.040 she says from last week's mail bag, if there is 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:47.040 one woman who knows hot dogs, it's Tammy and Montana. 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:51.720 So Helen getting a shot in at Tammy. She says, 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:56.400 rest in peace, Gilbert Godfried a funny jew that is true. Ben, 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.200 In closing a quick three part follow up question for 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:04.760 Danny G. Danny Helen writes, per you're entertaining Donald Trump. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.320 Story Number one, did you get the raise? Number two? 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:11.840 Since Trump called the show on his personal cell phone, 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.520 did you capture his phone number on caller I D 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:19.120 and number three? If so, have you ever drunk dialed 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:24.560 the number? Let's see peace out? Helen and Stu palmetto 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:28.440 Bay floors. Well, no, yes and no, I haven't drunk out. Wait, wait, 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:32.000 you have Donald Trump's personal cell phone number. I have 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:36.440 the number. I have the number had a former president's 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:39.560 phone number. I don't know if it's working or not 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.080 right now. I could try it. I guess we could 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.320 get your Trump on the podcast. Wait a minute, here, 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:50.160 you could sit down interview with you, he Mr former President, 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.240 it's Danny G. You told me I'd get a raised. 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:54.520 I didn't get a raised, but I want to have 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:59.320 you on think yes, no, our boss. I remember after 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:03.440 the first interview he told me, man, that was awesome. 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:08.280 I got emails congratulating me in Clay and Uh from 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:11.560 both bosses. I thought, well, this, I guess, is the 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.320 raise right here? Wrong? And then after the second interview, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.240 where Trump admitted that he said I should get a raise, 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.200 I thought, well, this will seal the deal. I'm definitely 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:25.400 gonna get a raise, and it didn't happen. Well, it's 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:27.440 in the mail. It's in the mail. It might have 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:29.600 been lost in the mail, but it's in the mood. 0:19:29.640 --> 0:19:31.680 That's cool. I did not realize you had Donald Trump's 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:35.600 phone number. That's that's next level. Maybe the phone he 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:38.880 was using belong to the White House. I'm not sure, 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.240 but it like it seemed like his personal phone, the 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:44.159 way he was, the way he was just kicking it 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:47.520 on the phone. Yeah. I went through my contact list 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:51.000 the other day randomly, and I was like, wow, there's 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:54.600 a lot of people in here that aren't alive anymore. 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:57.880 That was that was the eye opener here. That's always there. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:00.399 I never I never take anyone's number out of my 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:04.560 phone when they die. Yeah, I feel like that's my tribute. 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:09.840 I saw the Great Frank's number in my phone. Yes, yeah, 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:15.080 the big cod piece Frank. You know, there's still his 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:20.280 memorial um like the program or whatever, the program, the remembrance, 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:23.639 we still have that hanging in the studio. And so 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.680 every right around the Super Bowl every year we talked 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:30.000 about Frank. Oh yeah, I love Frank. And I mentioned 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:31.720 Frank this week on the air. We were talking about 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:35.119 John Sterling totally botched a home run call and Frank. 0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:37.880 I love Frank because he was it was so quick 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:42.359 catlike reflexes. Every weekend when Frank was my guy, we 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:45.920 would place the Yankee roll call. We called it yes 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:49.199 that Yeah, it was great, and we'd go through all 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.560 here's the Yankee lineup, and we played John Sterling home 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:54.280 round calls and Frank had all of them at that 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:57.159 at his fingertips. I mean, it was good to go 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.840 on that. It was. It was pretty cool. Back in 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:02.600 a day. I'm trying to think dead people. I have 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:08.160 Tommy the Swords number. He's Larry King. He's in here, 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:13.760 the late Larry King. Let's see here, page Dan, page Dan. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.040 I have some I guess he's still alive, this guy, 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:18.560 but he's dead to me. The guy we're supposed to 0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:22.080 have last week, he didn't. He didn't get back to us. 0:21:23.040 --> 0:21:25.479 See who else is checked out? Oh, Jimmy Ray from 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:27.880 Tampa Bay, the caller for the show. I have his number. 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:29.480 I don't know how I got Yeah, I got his 0:21:29.560 --> 0:21:32.600 number when he got sick. I did some some calls 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:34.880 to try to cheer him up, and then he passed away. 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:37.960 Let's see, I got Holler and James in there. I 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:42.119 do not have Halloween James phone. I do not women 0:21:43.000 --> 0:21:47.000 white women. You d add that to my list. Darrell 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:50.960 Hamilton's I have his. Remember Daryl baseball player Daryl. I 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:57.160 did TV with him briefly. He was murdered by a woman. Murder, murder, 0:21:57.280 --> 0:22:01.720 suicide in Houston. Great guy, starting to get dark. Yeah, 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:06.440 I probably should stop. Probably, there's a few others in 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:10.119 here that are not going down murder memory lane. I 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:12.320 feel like Cowboy in Windsor. I'm doing all right. Here's 0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:16.159 the death report. This guy died. That guy died. My 0:22:16.280 --> 0:22:19.800 dentist died. I have Johannes John's number. Not the terrorist, 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:21.240 the guy that used to call the radio show and 0:22:21.280 --> 0:22:24.320 he quit. He retired from the show Rain, which was 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:26.600 very bizarre. I still don't understand quite how that happened, 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:30.720 but it did. And uh whatever, what even? Good luck? 0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:37.960 All right? Moving Pierre from Springfield, Massachusetts, rights and he 0:22:38.000 --> 0:22:42.280 says this pandemic has spawned the birth of online ordering. 0:22:42.359 --> 0:22:46.439 An in store pickup or curbside pickup. An East Coast 0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:51.240 competitor of Costco is called b J's Wholesale Club. While 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:55.239 b J's offers online order and same day pick up, 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:58.920 Costco here does not. While I'm sure you would not 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:02.800 partake and rubside pickup because you wouldn't be able to 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:06.480 grab your samples. Does Costco on the West Coast offer 0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:10.560 online ordering and in store pick up or do you 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:17.080 utilize the service at other store? So I've never used that, Like, well, 0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:20.199 I do know the Costco near the Mallard mansion. They 0:23:20.280 --> 0:23:22.119 have a bunch of lockers in the front where they 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.240 leave orders, so they do have in store pick up, 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:29.280 And I'm not sure about the online I don't know 0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:32.040 how all that other stuff works. I've I've really not 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:34.720 partected that if you bought anything in that area, Danny, 0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:38.200 are you familiar with that? No. Costco for us is 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:41.399 one of those stores where half the experience is going 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:45.640 in and walking all those big aisles. Yeah, for sure, 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.400 and you you want to see stuff you haven't seen. 0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:50.960 They usually have products that aren't there that long. They 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:54.960 have temporary things that come in and so and the 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.960 samples which are kind of back, but it's not the same. 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:02.320 They're back like on a small time basis. Yeah, I 0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:06.800 mean before garry hitting mass and and it's really sad man, 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:09.600 because as you know, you could, you know, kind of 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:13.680 make at least an appetizer run at Costco. Back in 0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:16.119 the day, Back in the old days, I would go 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.920 there and that was before I was fasting all the time. 0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:20.800 And I would go there and I'd make the rounds. 0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.879 I'd be fighting my My wife would be so upset 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:26.119 with me because I'd be fighting like old Asian women, 0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:31.280 old dudes and uh, fighting these grandmothers and grandpas to 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.440 try to get samples at Costco. And she's like, what 0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:37.600 are you doing? Oh my god, who the hell can stop? 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:40.120 That's just food, you know, I you look like you've 0:24:40.160 --> 0:24:45.080 never eaten before that whole Uh. But I love the 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:48.280 people who pretend like they're going to buy the product. Yeah, 0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:51.679