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Speaker 1: it on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, No need for applause.

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Speaker 1: It is the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny

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Speaker 1: you're not that guy pill Trust me, you're not that guy.

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Speaker 1: that they have chicken fingers in the the food area

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Speaker 1: at Costco. So I was like, Oh, I gotta see

424
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Speaker 1: what they have, Like maybe in Wisconsin they have cheese

425
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: curds or something like that, or poutine or something like

426
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to seeing what they are. I'll

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Speaker 1: be there. Wow. All right. Next up, we have Barry

428
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: from Nashville, says yo Yo Mob Benny is there any

429
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: line where Dave Roberts would allow a picture who had

430
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: a perfect game to continue pitching, Like if he was

431
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Speaker 1: in the eighth and had a twenty pitches, does he

432
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: still pull him? And he says sorry if my tornado

433
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: story was too dark. No, your tornado story was not

434
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: not too dark. But you know we have no tornado experience.

435
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: We're not you're the tornado veteran. We're not the tornado

436
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: veterans here at all. Your opinion of Dave Robert's performance,

437
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: Danny g Well, I like that spott he was in there, Ben,

438
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: I like that spot he was in. Um he did

439
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: this to rich Hill, and I remember we hated on

440
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: him on the air for doing It's a rich back

441
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: then because you only have maybe one two tops opportunities

442
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: like this in your entire career. If you're Clayton Kershaw.

443
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: And what There's been thousands upon hundreds of thousands of

444
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: baseball games over the years, and there's only been twenty

445
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: three perfect games, and there's been like four hundred no hitters.

446
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: There's a lot of no hitters, but perfect game twenty

447
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: three of those and there should be twenty four. But Gallarago,

448
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: the Tigers got hosed by Jim Joyce, the umpire there

449
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: in Detroit. But the thing that was I mentioned this

450
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: on the show the other night. I did a rant

451
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: about it, is that there are so many young fans,

452
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: like you're younger than us, Danny, that this is all

453
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: they know. They they expect their players to be lazy.

454
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: They expect their players to be soft. That's what they know.

455
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: And they genuinely believe this is the way. And you

456
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: hear the old timers and they just roll their eyes

457
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: at this, and they're like Reggie Jackson, Mr. October a

458
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: nemesis of the Dodgers when he was at the Yankees

459
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 1: in those years, And Reggie Jackson is goofing on the

460
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: Dodgers and what are you doing? This is where I

461
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: would love Nolan Ryan to get in a room with

462
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: Dave Robertson just slap him across the face. Yeah, can

463
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: we get We should get Nolan Ryan on the show.

464
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: We should track down Nolan Ryan and see if he

465
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: would come on and explain pitching and that that or

466
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: or if you know, we should Mike Marshall is another guy,

467
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: the pitching Mike Marshall. If he's still around, I think

468
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: he's still around. He's getting up there in age. I

469
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: believe he's still around, and he's talked about this in

470
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: the past and stuff, so and some of those old times,

471
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: and we'll just doing a point by point on there

472
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: would make like a ven diagra, an audio ven diagram

473
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: of why it is for Gazzy what is going on

474
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: right now? And the people running baseball, our Mama Luke's

475
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: and all of sports. This disease has infiltrated all of

476
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: sports laziness. It's the mindset had always been go above

477
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: and beyond the call of duty, that it was a

478
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: badge of honor. Now it is a badge of honor

479
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: to be like the cliche of a d m V employee,

480
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: a government worker doing the bare minimum and nothing extra.

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00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: And that's it saying we have worked until we literally

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Speaker 1: have laryngitis. Can you imagine if you were on a

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00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: word count with your voice. Yeah, and you know, Ben,

484
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: you hit words on yesterday. Sho, I'm gonna have to

485
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: sit you. Brian Knows coming in tomorrow. Yeah, Ben, you've

486
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: done three podcast You've done three monologues and three podcasts.

487
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: That's enough. We want to save you for the football season.

488
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: So we're gonna gonna rest up a little bit. We

489
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: don't once you get laryngitis. It's it's free And Kershaw

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Speaker 1: what I know. Kershaw was towing the company line to

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Speaker 1: a point, Well what do you do? Owing in his

492
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: line there that it would have been selfish. One of

493
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Speaker 1: the most outrageous quotes I've ever heard from a professional athlete.

494
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Speaker 1: A Hall of Fame picture Clayton Kershaw saying it would

495
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: have been selfish to throw a perfect game. I'm Kershaw.

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Speaker 1: I would have shook Roberts off. I would have told

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Speaker 1: him to get off my mound. Dude. By yeah, I

498
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: really like myself in this spot. Take that for data.

499
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: Put that in your pipe. And the thing about it, too,

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Speaker 1: is Kershaw saying it's selfish. That's another thing. In the

501
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: old days, it was. It was something. It was a

502
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: feather in the cap for starting pitchers to go all

503
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: the way because you saved the bullpen. And one of

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00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: the biggest problems with baseball today, and something that the

505
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: geniuses that are running Major League Baseball have not figured out,

506
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: is these teams burned through their bullpen. They usually relief

507
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: pictures too much. There's a certain amount once the league

508
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: season and they become less effective, and then at the

509
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: trade deadline there's a mad dad has to get relief

510
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: pitchers because you've burned through your bullpen and now you've

511
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: got to bring relief pitchers in from somebody else, somebody

512
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: else's team, and that it's it's trickled down because the

513
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: starters don't go long in the game, they're not expected

514
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: to go along in the game. They believe it's now

515
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: just like the NBA players believe it's their birthright for

516
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: load management starting pitchers. How how dare you? How dare

517
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: you want me to to throw over eighty pitches? I mean,

518
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, who the hell? Stop? Stop moving on?

519
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Here? A Radioactive Ryan in

520
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, Utah, this podcast blowing up in He says, Hey,

521
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: fifth hour, Fellas, I was wondering what your favorite underdog

522
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Speaker 1: sports event is. I was too young to remember the

523
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: Miracle on Ice, so I am going with the Giants

524
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: spoiling the Patriots undefeated season. Please tell us your selection,

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Speaker 1: f L Tube and screw Correa. So the one that

526
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: pop into my head here Radioactive Bryan, involves the Patriots,

527
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: but it was before the Patriots became good in the

528
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: early days of Fox Sports Radio. To me, the greatest

529
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: upset I had seen had been the Patriots with Tom

530
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: Brady and nobody a backup, beating the greatest show on turf,

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00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: the Mighty St. Louis Rams and Kurt Warner and all

532
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: those Bazukas that the Rams had. The Rams were the

533
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: baddest ass team in the NFL. And the fact that

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00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: the Patriots, who had a water gun, knocked out a

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00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: team that had seventeen Buzukas is stunning. So I have

536
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: that Patriots, who were not at that point of dynasty

537
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: by any means, beating the Rams, the greatest show on turf.

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00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: What about you, Dan, anything pop into your head there? Yeah.

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00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: The first thing that pops in my mind is when

540
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: I was a kid watching the Tumbo on the floor.

541
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Sonics? Was it the Sonics? They

542
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: it was a Nuggets and the Sonics with a number

543
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: one seed. I think, okay, I'll have to look that up.

544
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: But Dad, that was a big underdog moment. And there's

545
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: that great shot of him crying on the floor lifting

546
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: the basketball up with both arms. Yeah, that that is

547
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: that is great. I think it was Nuggets against George Carl,

548
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton in the SuperSonics. That's the memory

549
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: I have in my head. And then the more recently

550
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: those are old, and more recently would be the University

551
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: of Maryland Baltimore beating Virginia first and only sixteen seed

552
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: to bet the number one seed a Virginia was not

553
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: like an all time great number one seed, but still

554
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: you talk about a surprise motherfucker. That was one right there,

555
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: that that was it. Absolutely Yeah. The Nuggets made NBA

556
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: history with a shocking upset over the SuperSonics in the

557
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: first round of the Western Conference playoffs thirty years The

558
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: victory marked the first time a number eight seed at

559
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: one a series against the number one seed in the

560
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: NBA playoffs. And George Carl is going to the Hall

561
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: of Fame now the coach of that Sonics team. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ozzy Momentum says a couple of questions, guys or lads

563
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: as they say in Australia, who is your favorite movie

564
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: assassin Spy John Wick, James Bond, Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt.

565
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: So I'm a traditional I'm gonna go with James Bond,

566
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: who's been around, although the Bond franchise has taken a

567
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: couple of turns here recently that I don't know that's right.

568
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: I don't agree with it, but but overall, for a

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Speaker 1: lifetime achievement, James bond uh And then I would have

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00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: Jason Bourne on there. What what about you, Danny g Yeah,

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00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: I think I would go with Matt Damon in this

572
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: spot the board identity. I kind of always liked that

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Speaker 1: storyline where he didn't exactly remember or no why he

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00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: was doing what he was doing, or how he got

575
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 1: trained to be such a badass killer. That was always

576
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: a nice element to that movie. Yeah. He also says

577
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: who would win a fight? Ozzy Momentum of the Tasmanian

578
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: Devil and Marvin the Marsha all right, so who would

579
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: have a competitive advantage here? So that I think the

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00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: Tasmanian Devil. In the name of the character it has devil,

581
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: So I am going to go with the Tasmanian Devil

582
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: over the iconic Marvin the Marshall. The speed and the

583
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: verocity of the Tasmanian Devil would take out Marvin the Marshall.

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00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I was more concerned about him giving me a double fish.

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00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: Mike from Fullerton says, what do you think is more impressive,

586
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: the more impressive street the Clippers eleven straight winning seasons

587
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: or the King's sixteen straight the sacrament Of Kings sixteen

588
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: straight losing seasons. Well, this is easy, you understand. I

589
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: was a Clipper guy when they would never make them.

590
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: But they had the longest street. I think they ever

591
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: made the playoffs in San Diego. They left Buffalo, had

592
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: made the playoffs in Buffalo. Uh, And they went to Santigo,

593
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: never made the playoffs, went to l A, never made

594
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: the playoffs. They were the ones that had the record

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00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: before the King. So the fact that the Clipper franchise

596
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: came from Matt and now they are a playoff team

597
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: just about every year, wrong, wrong again, it blows me away.

598
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: The Clippers are every year they have a shot, they

599
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: have a shot, they have a spin of the roulette wheel.

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00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: And I know firsthand that if you suck at your job,

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00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 1: the Sacramento Kings you it's it's actually not that hard

602
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: to miss the playoffs if you don't know what you're

603
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: doing year after year. So I it's become more difficult

604
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 1: lately because of the playing tournament. You get a second chance,

605
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: and there's ten teams that get in kind of. But

606
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna go with the Clippers. You got crickets,

607
00:36:54,239 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: that's all we got. What is still wrong at the Clippers?

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00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: How dare you? Danny g You get nothing, you lose.

609
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: Travis in Roseberg, Oregon says, knowing your affinity for mascots

610
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: is Dylan the Pickle your alter ego slash sight ego.

611
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: I would love to meet Dylan the Pickle. And my

612
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: wife has a friend that lives in Portland's one of

613
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: her girlfriends, so I might I might have to make him.

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00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: I was offered. I don't know if it was a

615
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: fake offer. I was offered a chance to go out

616
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: and throw out the first pitch of a pickle game,

617
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: So I might have to take them up on that.

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00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: If I end up in Portland, I have to look

619
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 1: at their schedule and I can hang out with Dylan

620
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: the Pickle. That'd be great. Uh, when you've got to

621
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: travel a little bit with the Dodgers, did you ever

622
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: have any run ins with the Philly fanatic? No, I'm

623
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm Billy Lemarlin Mr met Uh. Those mascots, Bernie Brewer,

624
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: those are some of the ones I hung. I did

625
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: not hang out the Philly f Fanattic is the gold standard,

626
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: the greatest of all time, the goat, But I did

627
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: not get to hang out with the Philly Fanatic. One

628
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: of the coolest nights with mascots the Clippers when they

629
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: unveiled Chuck the Condor, the great mascot Chuck the Condo.

630
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: And so they had a mascot birthday celebrations. So they

631
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: had the mascots of these other NBA teams and random

632
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: teams that popped up. So I have photos with the

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Speaker 1: Memphis Grizzlies mascot, the Sacramento Kings Lyon, like all these

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Speaker 1: random masks. It was the funniest thing, Danny, because I'm

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Speaker 1: walking around the bowels of Staples Center and these guys

636
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: in these mascot costumes are sweating like pigs and these

637
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Speaker 1: so they're on break in the back and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you put your help can you put your hat on?

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Speaker 1: Because I want to take a photo? Uh and and

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Speaker 1: so I got a bunch of a bunch of random

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Speaker 1: Speaking of the Denver Nuggets, how about that time they're lying,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was great, was lowered down from the

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Speaker 1: ceiling and fainted inside the costume. Yeah, dead corpse on

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Speaker 1: the floor and the dancers still did their dance routine

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00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: around the dead corpse. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was

646
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: like out of a devil movie or something like that.

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00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: Like the women, the beautiful young women are shaking their

648
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Speaker 1: ass and and the mascot body is limp and it's

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Speaker 1: it's being bot down. The music's playing, fireworks are going off.

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Speaker 1: It's a great YouTube clip. Walky the Mountain Lion was dead.

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Speaker 1: Just google. Oh, that was hilarious. That was an all timer.

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00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: That was that's right up there. That's better than when

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Speaker 1: the remember the Mariner moose got bitten by uh or no,

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Speaker 1: broke his leg. We broke his leg? Was that the one?

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Speaker 1: The guy in the ground screw in Seattle got bitten

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Speaker 1: by something cat or something a feral cat. But the

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Speaker 1: the mariner moves like broken leg. It's funny because when

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Speaker 1: you when you're a mascot and you get hurt, people

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Speaker 1: don't realize. They think it's an act. They don't think

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Speaker 1: you're actually hurt. They're laughing. Yeah, they think the routine

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00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: it's hilarious. That's funny. Our next one is from somebody

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Speaker 1: I didn't send the name, says Ben Maller. H what

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Speaker 1: the fs up, comrade? Do you think we need to

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Speaker 1: limit the amount of money on American can have or make? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want somebody limiting how much I can make.

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00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to limit how much somebody else can make.

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00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: I don't believe in that. And it's been proven in many,

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Speaker 1: many countries over the years that have tried that it

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Speaker 1: does not work. It's a bad road to go down.

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Speaker 1: We talked about Nick Saban this week getting a monologue.

671
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,919
Speaker 1: Nick wants everyone at Alabama to get the same name

672
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Speaker 1: image like this. That's a bad idea. It's a bad idea,

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00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: and it's been proven in countries that have done that,

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00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 1: they've had like a flat a flat rate salary, for example.

675
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: What it leads to is corruption because the only way

676
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: to get more money is to use corruption to get

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00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: more money. It's political eruption is what always happens d

678
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: percent of the time because the people are like, well,

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00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: I need more money. I can't make more money because

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00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm capped out. Uh and and so you should make

681
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: more depending on what you do and things. I have

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00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: a big believe of that. Jennifer and Virginia writes in

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Speaker 1: Oh she had I don't think this was for the air.

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00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: She says, Uh, when I'm in Virginia, if we can

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00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: do a Mallard meet and greet before you fly home,

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00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: give me a tight schedule with the wife. Yeah, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to make that happen, Jennifer. I was talking about

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00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: just down from you in in the northern part of

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00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: North Carolina, which is just below the Virginia boarder there

690
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: doing something, but I have no where. I don't really

691
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: know that area. I don't know any restaurants to go

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00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: to anything like that. So I was asking some of

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00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: our guys in North Carolina about that. I think I

694
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: will have a car, a rental car, so I will

695
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: be able to drive around a little bit, and I

696
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: might want to get away for a couple of hours.

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00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: The problem is, I'm out in the boondocks, and so

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00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 1: if I spend three hours driving over to a big city,

699
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's gonna work because then I'll

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00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: get in trouble because then it turns out to be

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00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 1: like an eight hour trips. Three hours there, two hours

702
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: at the event, and three hours in the way back.

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00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that because that's that is

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00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: a recipe for Uh, exactly for marital strife is what

705
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: that is a difficulty for Valls fan Jimmy says from

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00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: Big Orange, Big Orange Country, He says, how old were

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00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: you when you quit trick or treating? And what was

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00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: your go to costume? I feel like we've been asked

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00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: this before. I was somewhere around junior high school, I

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00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: would say seventh grade, six or seventh grade, somewhere around there,

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00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: and I had many different costumes. I had a variety

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00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: of costumes depending on the year. My mom was very

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00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: good was sewing, and she she showed me a clown costume,

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00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: which was appropriate because I gotten rate you. One year

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00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: I was a bum honoring weed man, even though I

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00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: didn't know it as a police officer, when a little good.

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00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: All kinds of random stuff. What I what about you, Danny, Well,

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00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the one costume that I waited and

719
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: waited on forever. My grandmother promised me when I was

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00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: in kindergarten that she was gonna sew a spiky costume

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00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: together for me Man spider Man dud. She never did.

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00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,479
Speaker 1: She never did every year, every year with her damn

723
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: sewing machine, which was basically her version of a treadmill

724
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: that was a clothes holder. Yeah, she just threw stuff

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00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: on top of her sewing table. She never made anything, though.

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00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: She tortured me and my older brother by dragging us

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00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: into those stupid stores that sell patterns and yarn and

728
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: all that crap. We wanted to kill ourselves, shoot ourselves

729
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: in the head with a nail gun anytime she took

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00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: us into those stores. It's not a place for kids.

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00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: That's you know, no kid wants to go to a

732
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: store like that. Yeah, let's go look at patterns kids

733
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: for things I'm never gonna sew. Yeah, make it stop,

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Speaker 1: Make it stop. There, you stop. That's the one costume

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00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: I wanted as a little kid that I never got.

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Speaker 1: So instead, I remember my mom dressed me up as

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00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: a gingerbread man. A gingerbread man. Yeah, and I'm like why,

738
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: Like it's easy because it sucks. What's your problem? So

739
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 1: all the other kids can point at you and say,

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00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: look at that loser. It goes to gingerbread man. Thanks,

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00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 1: we shock again. All right, We'll end on that note.

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00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: Anything to promote here, Danny. You're back at Fox Sports

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00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: Radio later today on this glorious Sunday. What are you

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00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: going on today. That's right. We are gonna stare shut

745
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: up with Coveno and Rich this afternoon, and then the

746
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: warm up to your show is gonna be Plank and Spaniard.

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00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: I'll like your bad Let's I'll see you this afternoon

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Speaker 1: this evening, right before the Ben Mallor Live show. Yes,

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00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: the gang will be assembled for the late night radio

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00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: fun in the broadcasting do jo Smoke Weed every day.

751
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: He will be there, I understand, and everyone else on

752
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: the show as well, and we'll all at many athletes

753
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: who failed to accomplish what they wanted to accomplish this weekend,

754
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: the human drama of athletic competition. All right, have a

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00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: great rest of your Sunday. Thanks for supporting the podcast.

756
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: I do mean that a lot. It's awesome, it's wonderful.

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00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: It's great, and we'll keep doing the podcast. You guys listen.

758
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: I think we're not gonna do it, Danny if nobody listens.

759
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: But the numbers are up, right, the numbers have gone up.

760
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: People are liking the podcast, so our bosses are very happy,

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00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: so we would like to keep them like that. All right,

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00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: have a great rest your Sunday and we will catch

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00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: you on the radio, terrestrial radio, the old fashioned. I

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00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: will tonight, Danny all day and me all night. We'll

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00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: catch you, then asked the pastor Bofolation