1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret on the new Hits of one, 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: six by one. If you have a dirty little secret, 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: all you have to do is text end of the 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: show four one six one, and you can tell us anything. Well, 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: you can also tell us, and then we'll have you 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: tell everybody else. But keep me telling quite a few people, yeah, 7 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: at least five, ye, definitely more eight a couple of people. Anyway, 8 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: we'll let you tell your dirty little secret on the show. 9 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 1: And remember we keep you anonymous. We don't ever say 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: your name. We don't even ask what your name is. 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname when they tell 12 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. And on the phone right now, 13 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: kind of cool. Jimmy Tabasco, the creative of Tobacco Hot Sauce. 14 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: His name is Jimmy. Jimmy Tabasco is on the phone. 15 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 1: What's up, Jimmy. Hi, love your Hot sauce. Now, I'm 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: really interested to know what your dirty little secret is. Um, well, okay, 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 1: I this is this is pretty bad. I was mowing 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: my lawn out on the backyard and my kids were 19 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: out playing their young kids, and oh god, I ran 20 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,119 Speaker 1: over a raccoon with the lawnloord. It literally just ran 21 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: out ran over a raccoon. Yes, good, I mean, yeah, 22 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: they're little crap heads. But how do you run over 23 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: a raccoon? He shout out. I don't know. He must 24 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: he just shot out into in front of my lawnloard. 25 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: I went over him. That is impressive. That's awesome. I'm 26 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: glad you did that. Raccoons are evil creatures, you know. 27 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: I love raccoons. Yeah, they look cute, they look like 28 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 1: little bandits, but they are are They all of them 29 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: have babies. Yeah, that's amazing. They all have brabies. And 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: they lumber. You ever seen them walking down a city street. 31 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: They lumber down a city street. And the only thing 32 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: that should be lumbering down a city city street is 33 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: a drunk almost person, and that they should not be. 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 1: And then like I used to live out this one place. 35 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: Sorry to go off on a little rent about raccoons 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: right now, but it's a very it's a sensitive subject 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: for me. I used to live in this one place, 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: and I lived in the back of this guy's house, 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: right and I had to walk down a narrow pathway 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: to go to work every morning, and there was a 41 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: raccoon every single morning. At the same time I left, 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: would cross the street and go to a bush that 43 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: was right where I had to walk by. Hilarious. Knew 44 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: every and it was literally his morning routine. My morning 45 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: routine were the same, and I knew he was in 46 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: there just waiting to pounce on me. So those things 47 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: are evil, yep. And he taunted me for like a 48 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: year and a half. Oh my goodness, it sounds like 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: you have PTSD from that maybe a little bit. So anyway, 50 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: you are a champion of the people. And ran over 51 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,639 Speaker 1: a raccoon. Yeah. Yeah. So after I ran over the 52 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 1: raccoon with the lawn more, my kids were like, oh no, 53 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: like Mommy isn't hurt. And I was like, oh yeah, 54 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: I think I think it'll be fine. I think she'll 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: be fine. Like I don't think. Yeah, yeah, like it's 56 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: gonna be fine, even though like in my head like 57 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: those raccoon's like toast. And so of course I'm gonna 58 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: tell them like, no, it's fine, Like, yeah, I'm gonna 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: take care of it. You guys, don't worry about it. 60 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: And so I picked up the raccoon. I told them 61 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: I'd be right back, and um, I went to the 62 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 1: side yard where they don't go and oh, my gosh, 63 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: I put it out out of its misery with my shovel. 64 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: Oh you are, runs it over with the lawnmower and 65 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: then kills it with a shovel. What a bad day 66 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: for it was dying slowly, so like I had to 67 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: take it out of its misery. My personal feelings about raccoons. 68 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: It's an honor to talk to you. Well, so like anyways, 69 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: they obviously the kids asked about the raccoon. Yeah, you 70 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: know later on and so sometimes we'll see raccoons in 71 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: our background. I'm like, oh, there there you is recovered. 72 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: Oh that was the raccoon. So my dirty little secret 73 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: is that my kids don't know that I killed the 74 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: raccoon with a shovel. I mean it's like the worst 75 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: way to go by lawn mower and then hit over 76 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: the head with a shovel, right, it's one way to 77 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: go out. Yeah, I mean, if you're to go out 78 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: blades and glory and shoulders. By the way, when we 79 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: say you can tell a dirty little secret on the show, 80 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: we mean it whatever it is. So if you're ating 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: us or texting us at four to six one complaining 82 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: about what that lady did that raccoon. Yeah, not our 83 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 1: fault she did it. She just wanted to tell us 84 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. You know how she could do that. 85 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: That's her. Never we just allow you to say whatever 86 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: you want to say. It's a judgment free zone unless 87 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 1: you need to be judged. Yeah, so we judged her 88 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 1: as well. What's your dirty little secret.