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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran Elvis Durand's phone tappen nice, scary,

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Speaker 1: give us a good phone tap, so let me emailed

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Speaker 1: us wanting to phone tap his neighbors jeans and a lane.

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Speaker 1: So this erotic sex toy store opened up in the

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Speaker 1: strip ball parking lot in the neighborhood, and the entire

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Speaker 1: community is up in arms about it, especially jeams in

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Speaker 1: the lane. So they've left messages for the sex toy owner.

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Speaker 1: And I'm going to pretend to be there about Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is Winston from Wainsa.

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Speaker 2: I left about four messages for you. But grind out, lad,

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Speaker 2: How long is that they get to get back to somebody?

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Speaker 2: You've got that chicks toy store in a strip wall.

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Speaker 2: What the hell's the matter with you?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing the matter with me. The same way with

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Speaker 1: these other businesses living their American dream. I'm living mine.

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Speaker 1: It's all about capitalism.

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Speaker 2: American dream. This is a nice little suburban community. People

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Speaker 2: enjoy sex in the privacy of their own homes, not

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Speaker 2: out on the streets. You got this stuff right out.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing in the street.

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Speaker 1: Show me where there's something in the street. I got

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Speaker 1: t windows.

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Speaker 2: How about the flyers you put on people's windshields. You

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Speaker 2: think the kids don't pick those up and look it up.

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Speaker 1: That was for a promotion we were doing called Slippery Saturdays.

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Speaker 2: Your thread thin ice, miss, If you won't shut that

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Speaker 2: place down voluntarily, I will make sure that it gets

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Speaker 2: shut down. And that's not a threat, that's a promise. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you don't know who you're dealing with here.

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Speaker 1: I have just as much right to be here as

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Speaker 1: Chipotle does.

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Speaker 2: I got that guy from the sexborn in the strip,

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Speaker 2: not a porn star.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, listen, you don't know you're really making a

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Speaker 3: disruption to this neighborhood. As a mother, do you know

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Speaker 3: what it's like to walk past and have a thirteen

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Speaker 3: year old girl ask me what vanoit balls are?

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Speaker 1: Tell her it's a big girl necklace.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell me. Watch that you talk to my wife.

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Speaker 3: I got a little boy going to Jimberee and he's

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Speaker 3: looking in there and there's a strap on sticking up.

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Speaker 3: I got a talent. It's an elephant nose for Halloween costume.

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Speaker 3: This is what I'm telling my kids.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what you get a Mother of the

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Speaker 1: Year award, congratulations.

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Speaker 3: A superhero weapons?

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Speaker 1: What you're supposed to do. Let's get creative with the kids.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm not saying you can't have your sex shop,

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Speaker 3: but you have it in some deserted lot somewhere. You

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Speaker 3: don't have it next to it.

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Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts on Thursday is TVT touch, But Thursdays I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you to watch your mouth when you talk to

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Speaker 1: my wife.

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Speaker 2: You hear me.

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Speaker 1: Why are you coming?

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Speaker 2: And look around and let me tell you something interesting.

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Speaker 2: The last person you want in there is me, because

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Speaker 2: not break your knee capture if I come in here?

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Speaker 2: You hear me. Let's just get off the phone with

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Speaker 2: this guy. I don't want to. I don't even want

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Speaker 2: to think. The action that I got to take is

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Speaker 2: no normal man. You I don't know what's me? Okay,

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Speaker 2: what are you gonna do? You'll know my boat is

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Speaker 2: three quarters up? You're okay?

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Speaker 1: Perfect? You know I'm recording this, so anything you say

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Speaker 1: it will be held against you in a court of law.

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 2: All fight?

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Speaker 3: My Well, are you recording that you're doing some fun

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Speaker 3: of children and stuff like that? You're not getting any

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Speaker 3: business in there. I look, there's nobody in there.

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Speaker 1: At two when you looked, wait a second, you look,

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Speaker 1: so you have been here.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm there with my kids and we're looking there

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Speaker 3: and there's nobody in there.

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Speaker 2: Us not dying in there. You're dying in there. All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you want me to close shop, I have

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Speaker 1: to talk to my number one investor to see if

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Speaker 1: he wants to move good.

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Speaker 2: Right there, you do that, you're your number one investor.

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Speaker 1: His name is Elvis, Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, he doesn't need that crap radio.

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Speaker 3: Just make excuses.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him that you've been phone tapped. This

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Speaker 1: is scary Jones. Your neighbor Lenny put me up to this,

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Speaker 1: said you complained to the town

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Speaker 3: Leny and go kick his heads, Elsa