WEBVTT - El Scorcho Mail Bag 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.480 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.280 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.880 the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.880 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of hot 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:23.639 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:33.200 Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, even 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.320 on a Sunday The mail Bag. I was debating whether 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.400 or not to do the podcast this weekend. I said, 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.320 you know what, I gotta do it. We gotta do 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.879 it here. Eight days a week, four hours a night 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.280 or not enough. Plus I'm working all Thanksgiving weeks, so 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.639 I might as well do the podcast as well. The 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.920 Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny g Radio, who 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:57.000 survived his maiden voyage on Saturday and his back for 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.360 the dreaded mail Bag. Are you prepared, Danny? Do you 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.840 have your hazmat suits standing by? Yes? The first show 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.160 is a lot of fun. I'm ready for two thousand 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:13.000 seven d sixty more. Yes, that's right. The future. Oh my, 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.080 just wait until we start doing interviews. Oh my god, 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.880 this is gonna be out of control this podcast. There's 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.479 no end date. And the great thing about podcasting, Danny, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.000 as I've realized, we might not have radio jobs when 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:30.279 we're old, but podcasting, we can do this toward ninety 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.880 five years old if we live that long, My god, right, 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.440 come on, serious ship exactly all right, So the way 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.160 this works not normally we play an open um, but 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.360 I can't, ohio all, I can't play her open. Hopefully 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.080 next week we're gonna we're gonna work it out so 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.640 we will be able to play your open again. But 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:51.240 ohio all, did send a nice jingle that we play 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:53.120 before this. And if you want to send a question 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.200 in for a future edition of The Fifth Hour, normally 0:01:56.240 --> 0:02:00.160 Monday or Tuesday, I will post on the Facebook page 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:05.280 Ben Maller Show on Facebook a plea begging you to 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:08.680 help us out with questions. And then I also allow 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.600 you to send questions in you can privately at Real 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.519 fifth Hour at gmail dot com. That's Real fifth Hour 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.720 at gmail dot com. And so these are actual questions 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.360 sent in, and we will answer these questions with thorough, 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:26.680 knowledgeable responses, nanny, unless that's not what we do, unless 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:28.520 that's not how We're just gonna let it rip, right, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.960 just let it rip, and here we go. The first 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:37.080 message comes from Jennifer in Richmond, Virginia. She says he 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:43.360 enjoys the dedication towards us all. She says, uh, likes 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.840 the podcast in the show, Thank you Jennifer always good 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:50.640 to suck a post there and says Marcel in Brooklyn 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:54.800 is her fake caller. I'm gonna tell Marcel and he 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.840 won't know who you are, but he'll be excited about 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:01.480 that and probably say something witty. And anyways, Jennifer says, 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.639 my two questions are this, have you ever done an 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:09.680 escape room adventure? That's question number one? So why don't 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:11.359 we start with that? Then we'll get the question number two. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.280 So this is a relatively new thing, I believe, the 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.520 escape room. I don't know much about it. My wife 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.880 wanted me to do it. She said that would be 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:21.959 a good fun activity for us to do. And I said, 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.120 I don't really know what that is, and that was 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.919 kind of it is it is? It? Just obviously, Danny, 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.440 do you know what it is? They put you in 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.720 a room and then you have to you have to 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.680 escape like you're locked in there and be an action 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.160 hero and get out of the room. Is that what 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.280 it is? Ben, There's only one thing in this world 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.920 that I'm scared of besides Derek Carr fumbling the football, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:49.080 and that is closed spaces. I'm very claustrophobic, so even 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.080 the thought of being locked in a small escape room 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.480 does not sound fun to me. But yeah, these things 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:59.560 have popped up, especially in tourist locations. I noticed them 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.640 right out side of Disneyland. I noticed a couple in 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:06.080 Maui when I was just there. So anytime I'm out 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.119 of the area, I see them in these strip malls now. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.960 So you just it's a tight room and you just 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.360 have to kind of you're in there and you have 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.720 to like amazing to get out of there. There's yeah, 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.800 there's different rooms, different themes, and then you have to 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.320 work as a team inside to break the code in 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.560 order to get out. I guess you could also get 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:25.400 arrested and go to jail and try to break out. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.440 That would be like a real escape room. That would 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:31.920 be like the next level, right, Yes, geez, No, I've 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.679 never done that, but I think if you had kids 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.640 or something, that would be that would be fun for 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.960 the kids. But I'm actually you know, Jennifer, I'm gonna 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:42.360 get dragged into doing this, so I assume you've done it, 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:47.400 so yeah, and she says her second question is would 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:51.120 you want your body cryogenically preserved so you could be 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:56.560 walking around in two hundred years amongst the artificially intelligent 0:04:56.720 --> 0:05:00.880 beings and see if radio is still kicking. I the 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:02.599 way radio is going, I don't think we have to 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.160 wait two hundred years. It might not make it to 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.800 the end of my lifetime the way the business is going, 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.560 I hope it does. I hope it lives long and 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:12.000 prospers and all that. I actually thought about this, Jennifer, 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:19.200 And I'm gonna say no on being cryogenically preserved. And 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.320 I'll tell you why. First of all, to me, life 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.760 is about your friends and your family and the people 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.080 that you're around. That's life. And if if you were 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:33.440 frozen and you came back and you didn't know anyone, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.680 you didn't have a single friend, maybe you had fifth 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:41.359 generation of your family they were still recreating children and 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:44.720 spawning and all that stuff. But but how lonely would 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.520 that be? Right? How how we I mean, there'd be 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.800 the freak show thing that you're the guy that came 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:53.279 back from the cryogenically preserved frozen brain thing, and that 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:56.560 would be cool for a while. And there's there's some 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.520 media whatever it is two hundred years from now. But 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.360 I think and I think that would be tough. And 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.520 I talked to people get older, and one of the 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:09.880 main complaints that I hear from older people is that 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.240 their friends are all gone, that they're you know, their 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.400 loved ones are gone, that they don't have, they don't 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.800 have their their their infrastructure, their life, it's it's all gone, 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.960 and how how lonely they are. So I would think 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.080 that if you came not to be a Debbie downer, 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.680 but you would come back and you wouldn't really be 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.320 It wouldn't be that fun. I don't everyone's dead besides 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.440 my tender RONI. I don't think I would mind that 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:36.640 everybody else was dead. My mom. I would miss my mom. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.120 But other than that, what came to mind when Jennifer 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.960 asked that question, And as you learned on yesterday's show, 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:46.080 I'm very much a nineties kid. Love the nineties. How 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:50.560 about that movie Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.360 You remember that I did see that, Yeah, bad guy 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.200 that was frozen and a good guy who they thought 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.000 was bad was frozen, and then they unfroze both of 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.560 them so that they could fight against each other. And 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.960 the one restaurant that made it through the apocalypse was 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:09.159 Taco Bell. It was a waiting list to get into 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:13.360 the Taco Bell. And when they had sex, they didn't 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.320 actually physically touch each other. They put on the head 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:20.200 gear whol movie as a kid, and because of that movie, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:25.240 I would love to be frozen, Danny. There's Taco Bell 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.160 all over you can go there's a Taco Bell just 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.160 down the street. Then you can not fine dining like 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.360 it was in Demolition Man. Yeah. Do you coath the 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.760 hot sauce packets from Taco Bell? Do you are you 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.000 that guy? Yeah? There's a pocket in my backpack that 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:43.120 has catchup for McDonald's and hot sauce from Del Taco 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:47.280 and Taco Bell. Yeah. I love the El Scorcho sauce. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.480 Back in my big Del Taco days, I love the 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:53.000 El Scorcho from Del Taco. Bet you l scorchoed a 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:58.680 few radio station bathrooms, yes, yes, uh? And Taco Tuesday. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:02.680 When I lived in Hollywood, it which that Del Taco 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:07.240 which was on Highland in in in Hollywood. It's gone 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.240 now it's like a CBS. But I used to go 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:14.360 there Taco Tuesday, three tacos for a dollar. Yeah, I 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.960 guarantee they don't have that anymore. I'm sure that's that's 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.520 long gone. But I'd go in there, and it's kind 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.560 of a bad part of town, and people be coming 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.760 in there, and they'd be ordering like thirty or forty 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.880 tacos for the for the rest of the week and 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.600 then put them in their fridge and and that would 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.760 be there their meal. But so I'm looking at Jennifer, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.000 we have two different answers. Dandy's all for leaving everyone behind. 0:08:35.040 --> 0:08:37.280 He has no friends that he really cares that much about, 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.920 and he wants to come back in two hundred years 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:41.760 and then be the king of radio. Right, you'd be 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:45.199 the king of friends. You just make new friends. It's 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:46.680 hard for me to make good friends. I don't know, 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.920 all right, Ozzy Momentum writes in from down Under. He says, Ben, 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:55.800 what the hell is a captain of industry? Who of 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:59.560 those you have interviewed can be considered a captain of industry? 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:03.760 And why? I? All right, that's a good question. Nasi momentum. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.880 So the definition of captain of industry is someone who 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:11.560 owns or manages a large, successful business or company. That's 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.200 what a captainive industry is. And the only one that 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.720 I can recall we've had on here that would qualify 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:20.760 that is Derek Hall, my old radio friend, who is 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:23.840 the CEO. Heros on the Diamondbacks. Now we can debate 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.080 whether they were successful or not because they were terrible 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.880 on the field, but he's a major League baseball team 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:32.920 and he's the CEO of the baseball team. So I 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.600 think Derek Call would be the answer to the only 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.320 captain of industry and something. We had a lot of 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:41.520 media people. We've had a lot of athletes, former rights radio, 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.240 a lot of radio people. I don't think anybody in 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.640 radio is a captain of industry? Would that be fair 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.200 to say right now we're the captain crunch of industry. Yes, 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:53.000 we're not. Robert Barron's I don't believe we qualify that, 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:57.760 although we have hornswaggled a number of people. Blind Scott 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.880 in Boston rights in next He said, you work with 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:07.880 the windscreen on your microphone. Howard Stern does not, but 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.560 most broadcasters do. I guess you need the windscreen so 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.880 you don't pop your peas. Can you do an example 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.760 of this on the Fifth Hour podcast? I'd like to 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.960 hear your take on. Yeah, so I have a windscreen 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.679 on the microphone. I've always worked with a windscreen. I 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.520 don't think it's that shocking. I think most people do. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.080 I don't know why Howard Stern doesn't use a wind screen. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.679 It seems I don't know what kind of he's got, 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.040 So maybe it's the type of microphone. I was gonna 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:38.600 say he has a million dollars in compression equipment. That's true. Yeah, 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.280 that's true. When you have the If you heard Stern 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.360 off microphone, you say, who's that guy? That doesn't sound 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.959 like I've never heard of you before? But it's all 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.480 the technology. Um, and I don't. I don't think the 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:55.280 windscreen really does much. The reason I where I use 0:10:55.360 --> 0:11:02.000 the windscreen is for hygienic reasons. Working in radio, and 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:06.280 it's a seven shop. It never closes, the kitchens always open, 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.960 but unlike a restaurant, the kitchen in the radio station 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.439 is never cleaned. Uh. It's it's as dirty as you 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.000 can imagine. And people in radio. I love radio for 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.960 some people in radio, the showers optional. You don't need 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.120 a shower, and you don't need to brush your teeth 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:24.719 and things like that. And so as when you do 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.120 the radio show, you I come in and there's been 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:30.199 you know, every few hours the there's a different person 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.959 talking into the same microphone. Now I do the show. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.160 I have a home studio, so it's different now. But 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.400 I got I used to get sick because if anybody 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.800 got sick at the radio station, they'd spit into the 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:43.400 microphone and then everyone would have a cold. And this 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:47.560 is way before COVID. But I a mic screen and 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.600 it was like a bright colored one, so I wouldn't 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.560 forget it, and I stopped getting sick. That was one 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.480 of the things that helped stop my illness from that 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.920 in garlic um. So it's it's really nothing to do 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.880 with popping the pie's anything like that. It's more for 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:05.600 hygienic reasons. But again it's your Stern, as Danny said, 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:09.080 You've got a lot of money invested in technology to 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.920 make him sound good. And if the mic is any 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.480 problem with the Mike Stern can just go out and 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:18.960 buy seventeen different you know, Mike's the next day they're delivered, right, Yeah, 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.520 what's uplind Scott? I will say this. Clay Travis would 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.360 pop his p's and I would get emails and tweets 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.120 from some listeners saying that they just were, you know, 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:32.920 not having it, that it bothered them so much they 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.480 just wanted me to do something to stop it. And 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.920 see he was wearing one of those headsets and set 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.080 microphone so that there's nothing he could do. He couldn't 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.679 put a cover on that. Yeah, So I would tell him, 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.920 could you please adjust your your mic arm on your 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.480 headset to pull it back from your mouth a little bit? 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.480 And he would get so frustrated with me. He's like, 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.680 I'm so sick of audio guy telling me that my 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.920 p's are popping like Clay. But it makes a difference. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:02.559 I'm the one cleaning up your podcast. I literally would 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.800 go in Ben, I'm not kidding you, to make the 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:08.560 podcast an easier listen. I would go in and fix 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.120 every p that he popped in a break. Do you 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:14.080 know how many minutes that took. I can only imagine 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.880 the nightmare. And you know, people think putting podcasts together 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.960 are easy after a live show, No, they're not. Not 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:25.040 if you want it to be a smooth sailing vessel 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:29.199 that makes the listeners very happy, you have to spend 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.520 a lot of time cleaning up the back end of 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.800 a live radio show. So I did that for a 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:36.920 long time. I finally got him to pull that mic 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.880 uh back, but then it would get close to his 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.520 mouth again and the problem would start all over again. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.440 So there is something to be said about people popping 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:48.280 their peas on a regular basis. And it was something 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.440 I helped LaVar Arrington with just a couple of months ago. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.920 He was popping his pas really bad. So I had 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:59.320 engineering get him his own microphone cover, and I put 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.680 it in a bag and I put it in a 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.160 drawer and I said, LaVar, every morning, we're gonna get 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.200 this out and we're gonna put it on. And so 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.560 LaVar has a mic cover now that he proudly uses 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.760 every morning. I did see that. I did see the 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:17.200 mic cover. I've been in a few times sporadically over 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.040 the last couple of months, and LaVar was was in there. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.880 And LaVar lives where I used to live in the 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.320 which very odd because if I hadn't end up, if 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.520 I hadn't ended up moving then me and LaVar. I'm 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.280 sure he lives in a better house than I lived in, 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.840 but would have been in the same neighborhood. We would 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.360 have been in the same the same town, which kind 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:42.359 of kind of cool. Tammy in Montana writes, and she's 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.000 very upset. Now you're gonna learn, Danny on this show. 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:49.320 There's this couple in Florida, Helen and Stu. They're good people. 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:55.080 They hated Gascon, they couldn't stand guests, and Tammy loves Gascon. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:59.960 So she, because of her friendship with Gascon, hates Helen 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.440 and Stu. And she says, Wow, Helen and Student, they 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.640 really think that they are so important and influential. They 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:11.480 got David fired, bragging as usual. Maybe Helen should find 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:15.000 out the real reason David left before she opens her 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:19.440 big mouth. Her email last week revealed what we all know. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:24.040 We all knew. She says, Tammy that she has been 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:28.920 a wicked witch since her first breath of life. Wow. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:36.320 And then Tammy Wax is poetic about David Descon's banter, dedication, preparedness, sports, intellect, 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.960 and sexy voice. I will be thoroughly missed on the 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.320 fifth act. But Tammy, we have the great Danny g 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.640 He's got that very white vibe to him, this guy, 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.400 Danny G Right. I mean how many back in the day, Danny, 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.400 Just all you have to do is talk to these 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.760 ladies and they'd be all over you. Right, you know, 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.400 I go way back with Tammy and Montana, so I 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:59.240 think she'll like our new vibe here. As far as Gascon, 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:02.960 I'm longtime friends with him, so I'm friends with everybody. Ben. 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.360 I think the common denominator with people getting fired at 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:11.040 Fox Sports Radio as you Yeah, well, yeah, well that's true. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.840 I'm even on the list though. I got let go, 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.320 so I'm on my own list. I'm my own worst 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:20.240 enemy there. Back in oh nine, January nine, Not that 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:24.560 I remember that date specifically as an important date, but yeah, 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:30.120 the second administration of Barack Obama. That day a mass 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.280 mass firing, and my number came up on that day. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:37.400 Cliff from Nashville writes in says, Ben, thanks for being 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.880 here for us on Thanksgiving? Absolutely, he says, do you fry? 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:43.720 Do you want the wife fry at Turkey for Thanksgiving? 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.600 Or does King Newsome forbid that? I haven't checked the 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:50.720 COVID protocols, do you now? Danny? Do we have to 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.720 put a mask on the dead turkey. You have to 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:57.280 put a mask on when we deep fried, when the 0:16:57.280 --> 0:17:01.160 turkey is outside of the oven, when the okay, yeah, 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:02.880 you know what, you don't have the turkey to get 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.640 COVID before, Yeah, the whole thing. No, I've never fried 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.480 at turkey. I talked about this on the show Cliff 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.359 I'd love the fried turkey. My wife, though, is a 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:15.359 nine on one operator, So every Thanksgiving there's inevitably one 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.720 or two people that call nine one one where she 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:22.360 works there because somebody screwed up the turkey and then 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.360 the house is on fire. And so never never done that. 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:30.000 Although one of our listeners in Buffalo, Mark the walker 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.439 he's in Rochester. He said he gave me the secret. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.360 He said, what you do is you fill the device 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.080 you fried the turkey in with water first, and then 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.439 that allows you to put the bird in and know 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.520 the level that it needs to be. So that's a 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.080 little cheap code from Mark the Walkers. So I don't 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.960 think that'll cause me to do. Have you ever fried 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.440 at turkey, Todny, have you ever done that? I have not. 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:55.320 I've never made a turkey in my life. But I've 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:59.439 obviously partaken in a lot of the leftover turkey sandwiches 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.119 after other people have worked hard to make a turkey. 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:07.280 My favorite part of Thanksgiving, Ben is the leftover turkey sandwich. 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:12.159 I was gonna ask. So some people are taken an 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.240 anti mayo position. I am pro mayo. I don't really 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:17.080 know what it is. I know it's made out of eggs, 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:20.119 but I try to avoid thinking. Most of the foods 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.000 I eat, Danny, if I knew what they actually were 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.400 made with, I would not eat the try to avoid 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.320 that part of it. You do best foods. You gotta 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.680 go name brand Mayonna's Light Mayo, and then a lot 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.000 of the mayo on the bread, just a touch of 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.639 mustard and there you go. Man slapped up that soft 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.600 bread on there, Wrap it up in tinfoil, bring it 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:43.080 to your job. You are set. I agree with you, 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.359 and U FreeDOS maybe on the side, some kind of 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:48.560 chip on the side, there, little bag of chips. That's 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:51.520 the way to go. Uh Rick writes in from Parts 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.919 on Known, he says, did I'm a pilot leave the 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:58.960 show too? There you go a k gascon who slobbed 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:02.160 his own knob. So Rick thinks this this other guy 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:05.040 I'm a pilot who I can verify it's not Gascon. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:09.320 He's an actual pilot and during COVID he listens to 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.520 the show a lot, and he listens to the podcast. 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.320 He download the podcast. He like flies to like China 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.480 and Japan and like really like we far away place. 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:21.639 He's a legit long distance pilot and he would listen 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:24.040 to the podcast because he told us the story. We 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:26.240 actually read a whole email. We did a whole podcast 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:31.520 dedicated I'm a pilot traveling to China during COVID and 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.200 what that was like and being escorted people in these 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:38.320 giant space suits that looked like they were, you know, 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:41.199 to walking in the moon because he had the cooties 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:42.959 who might have had the COVID and he was crazy. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:44.840 But I don't know what happened. I've not heard from 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:48.640 I'm a Pilot in a long time. He lives in Texas. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:50.639 I know that, but I hope he's all right. I 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.120 don't I've not heard from him. And sometimes Chef Scott 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:57.240 from New Orleans rights in the Bayou. He says, Hey, 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:01.360 Ben and I'll fill in Danny g here, Benn and Danigy, 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.560 how about an update or have you heard anything from 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:09.959 that douche bag ask clown Real Talk. I thought it 0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:13.760 was really cool how the Bennett's uh stuck up for 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:17.320 you in that situation and had your back. Yeah, we 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:18.960 have not heard. I don't know what happened to Real Talk. 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:20.960 I never had a way of contacting him. I never 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:23.040 had Real Talks number. I didn't have an email for 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:24.960 Real Talk. A lot of the people that are on 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.119 the show, I have some way of contacting them in 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:29.159 case something happens and I get sick or whatever, I 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.720 can check up on him. I Real Talk was a 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:34.439 man of mystery from New York. I knew a little 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:39.280 bit about him, but just vague stuff. And yeah, my 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:42.280 my father had passed away and he made made some 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:44.879 jokes about that, and then we banned him for six 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:49.359 months and the band was up in July and he 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:51.800 never came back. So I don't know what happened to him. 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.199 He moved on to something else. He said he got married, 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:56.240 so maybe that's why he got a day job or 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:59.080 something like that. And he says, by the way, everybody 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:03.439 knows soft prets are best with mustard, nacho cheese is 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:06.880 a close second. I agree with that I agree with 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:11.320 the nacho cheese the mustard, but I I like nacho 0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:13.879 cheese too, And I guess he's referring to a previous story, 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:16.520 Like I go to Dodger Stating with something and they 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:18.520 have a little cup of nacho cheese, and I'll usually 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:21.080 get the little cup of nacho cheese. And because those 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.679 mustard packets are painting the asta open up and all that, 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:27.399 I'm not a big fan of that. The hot nacho 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.639 cheese makes everything better. A veteran move is when you 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.439 take a date to the movies instead of getting that 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:37.000 greasy butter all over the popcorn, leave the popcorn alone, 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.560 no butter, or maybe lightly lightly lightly butter it, and 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:42.840 then you get a cup of the nacho cheese hot 0:21:42.920 --> 0:21:46.240 on the side. Dip that popcorn into the nacho cheese. 0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:49.680