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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, I guess I should use this opportunity to

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Speaker 1: tell the people. I have to come clean about something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am in the United Kingdom. Ah oh, is that

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Speaker 1: how your background is different? Wait? What? Wait? You mean

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Speaker 1: you're not in America right now? No? No, you guys know.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I didn't want to be dishonest

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Speaker 1: to our listeners. My girlfriend has a sick older relative

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Speaker 1: as Donald could attest, was a more loving human being

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Speaker 1: in the world when our friend Nick was sick than

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, and so she rushed here, and then I

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Speaker 1: And so the last couple of shows I didn't want

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Speaker 1: our listeners that I'm I'm I'm in London. Are you

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Speaker 1: do you have to wear masks in London? Yes? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's weird. It's sort of a weird hybrid.

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Speaker 1: They're they're largely open. Everything's kind of open um, but

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Speaker 1: you wear masks. When you go inside a place like

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Speaker 1: take your temperature. UM. They have very interesting system that

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Speaker 1: I wish the United States would one day be smart

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Speaker 1: enough to adopt, and that is, when you go in

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Speaker 1: so if there were to be if there were to

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Speaker 1: UM I wear it and and um Florence wears it.

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Speaker 1: But it's not nearly as prevalent as as it is UM.

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Speaker 1: you know, um, some company quickly puts something into production

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Speaker 1: because it's like it looks like some company is manufacturing them. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I miss you, man. I'm not gonna lie. Man. I

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Speaker 1: wish you were here. I made fried chicken the other night.

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Speaker 1: It was delicious. I saw it on your Instagram. What's

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Speaker 1: your secret? So here's the thing. I have buddies that

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Speaker 1: my brother did the same thing, and some of them

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Speaker 1: And I you know my brother Olamide, whose music we

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Speaker 1: that pizza dough recipe and he sent it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, So I started making pizza in the UNI.

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Speaker 1: Then my boy, who has this restaurant in Dallas, saw

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Speaker 1: my god. First of all, I love fried chicken anyway,

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Speaker 1: fried chicken and mashed potatoes. So do you need a

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Speaker 1: did you. We don't have to say what we were

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's not a good day to do that, dude.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good I thought it was kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: you know, this whole homeschooling, uhh zoom schooling that the

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Speaker 1: And that's just I learned that early on as a kid.

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Speaker 1: on when we brought a guest star on the show

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Speaker 1: to be a love interest to JD's, we wanted to

425
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: imply that she had always been at the hospital, but

426
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 1: JD had just never noticed her. Do you know who

427
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 1: that guestar was and how this joke with Carla relates?

428
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 1: We set it up here. I know who it was,

429
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: Donald Who was it? It was Elizabeth Banks character who

430
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: JD wound up having a baby with her later on,

431
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: if I'm correct, Yes, And I guess she wore an

432
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: engagement ring the whole time, so nobody paid attention to her,

433
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: is my guess. That sounds good? Wow, you really time

434
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: this out well, Dan, You must be good at what

435
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: you do, all right, Go ahead? What does he What

436
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 1: does Bill say? Yeah? Zach, I'm guessing you got it.

437
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: It was Eizabeth Banks because she was wearing a wedding ring.

438
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: I hope that was quick enough. Whatever. Um, miss you guys.

439
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 1: Now I feel bad, miss you, and now I feel bad.

440
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 1: I think I think we hurt his feelings by saying

441
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: he was totally hurt Bill Lawrence's feelings. Man, I don't

442
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 1: love him. I'm fine with Bill going on and on

443
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: and on and on. It's all right with me, and

444
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: I know the fans love it. So we'll just let

445
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: him go along, all right, Yeah, just let him go. Bill.

446
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: You can go long. You can even do the five

447
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: six seven eight. Let me tell you something right now,

448
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: that was probably the sneakiest five six seven eight five six.

449
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Okay, I'm not doing it anymore.

450
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm not um somebody to amuse you that just comes

451
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: and does the numbers. So we'll think of a new

452
00:23:53,560 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: gag today. It's just five six seven eight seven. Oh

453
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: my god, come on now. People are like, he's definitely out,

454
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: But the joke is going to be that I'm not. Oh,

455
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I somehow don't believe it. Is

456
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: there more, takeing dot and no, don't turn it off.

457
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: Let h play. That's the whole thing, all right, all right, listen,

458
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: I gotta say something. Bill is experiencing something as a

459
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: writer he's never experienced, and that is that he has

460
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: a hit catchphrase and he doesn't want to give it up.

461
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't think he should give it up. As long

462
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: as sneaky and funny it works. He finally, in his

463
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: career as a writer, probably never imagined he'd have his

464
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: own what you're talking about, willis, and he finally has one,

465
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: and he keeps trying to be cool guy about it,

466
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: being like, nah, I'm not gonna do it anymore over it,

467
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: but he can't give it up. It's like crack crack.

468
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: He why would right, Well, shit, I've never tried crack,

469
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: but I hear that's one of the most addicting things

470
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: in the world. Do you know? Do you know what

471
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: else is addicting? Have being a catchphrase that that's almost

472
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: as addicting. Dude, Listen, that's what I'm talking about has

473
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: traveled with me from Scrubs to pretty much everything else

474
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: that I've done in life. Once I heard that, people

475
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: like that's what I'm talking about, I said that shit,

476
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 1: over and over again, Eagle another one. Eagle's gone on

477
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: forever and ever and ever. You can't not post eagle

478
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: once that. I'll bet Jalil White is not saying did

479
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: I do that? To anybody these days? If they pay

480
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: his ass a lot of money, I bet you he'd

481
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 1: be like, did I do that? He'd like, how much

482
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: did I do that? How much that I told you? When? When? When?

483
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: When once his name was on UM Good Times, JJ Walker,

484
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: he was like, I'll do the show, but diano, Mike

485
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: costs more, a lot more. And I understand that. He's like,

486
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: it's my catch phrase. I'm gonna run with it. Yeah.

487
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: I bet you if Gary Coleman, if somebody said, when

488
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: God rest is Soul to the late great Gary Kleece

489
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,959
Speaker 1: and peace Babe, somebody said Gary, we needed what you're

490
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: going what you're talking about willis at this point, or

491
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: what you're talking about somebody at this point, he'd be like,

492
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: that's gonna cost extra of course, of course, get that money,

493
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: make that money, make that money. I bet you, Mike,

494
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: if Mike, if you had Mike Jackson on a song

495
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: rest is Soul, if you had rest and Peaks, if

496
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: you had if you had Mike Jackson on the song,

497
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson on a song, and he said, ay, or schaman,

498
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: I bet you that costs more money. I gave you

499
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: a chalman, I gave you a shaman. You don't have

500
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: to pay a nug to ten thousand. Yeah, well, I

501
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: bet a lot of producers I mean not. I'm not

502
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: saying DJ klled or Puffy because they're obviously very successful,

503
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,680
Speaker 1: but I bet there's other producers who have a little

504
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: catch phrases who like really didn't do anything else, but

505
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: come on and be like it's me. I'm the produced

506
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: the little catch phrase. Whatever their catch phrase is, well

507
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: whatever the equivalent of another one is right if you right?

508
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: Or take take take it, take it. For the longest

509
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 1: was like yeah major key puppy for the longest was like,

510
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: can't stop, won't stop, can't stop, won't stop. To that

511
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: we won't stop. I thought I told you that we

512
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: won't stop. I thought I told you that we won't stop.

513
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: The fact that Zach knows that people is a bit,

514
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 1: you know, because I was asked him how he knows it,

515
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: asked him how he knows it? I know it. I

516
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: was peeing on all those music videos. I peered in

517
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: a lot of rap videos in ninety in the in

518
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: the in the in like let's say ninety five to

519
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: ninety nine, Wow, when all that ship was going down.

520
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: I don't think I've worked on high Williams video, but

521
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: I worked on a lot of videos. I wanted to

522
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: work Hype Williams video because he was you know, he

523
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: was the cool guy. Well Hype, come on man, hypad

524
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: whoever was a cinematographer for Hype Williams videos. It was

525
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: one of the reason why Hypes was so hyper. I

526
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: wonder what hype just here? Just hypead like a monopoly.

527
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: Along with a woman names you know who I worked

528
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: on a woman who did a lot of them too

529
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: was her name is Diane Martell, and I worked on

530
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of her videos. She did a lot of

531
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: She did a lot of videos. Well they don't make

532
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: music videos anymore, Well they do, but not like come

533
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: on man, music video on the beach with who did that?

534
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: But that ain't that ain't a Hype Williams video though.

535
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: That's like somebody somebody was like, Hype, we don't have

536
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: that budget. Just take the video camera and know the

537
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: Hype Williams signature was the wide angle lens in the

538
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: tunnel with the fluorescent tubes going down the whole tunnel

539
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: and everyone coming up into the into the wide angle

540
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: lens and being did you in the face did you

541
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: ever see Belly? No? He directed A Belly is a

542
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Hype Williams directed movie. Visually, that shit is amazing visually,

543
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Belly is a classics he directed. I bet

544
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: he directed. Um is it worth that? Let mean work?

545
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: Get put your thing down? Maybe you reverse, well you

546
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: got directed that video. I bet that was Hype Williams

547
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: because that was his style. And if it wasn't I Williams,

548
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: it's someone who like, if you ever get the chance,

549
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: if you ever get the chance, ghost watch Belly. Okay,

550
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: that shit visually is one of the dopest movies, especially

551
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: hood movies, that you will ever see hood movies. That

552
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: shit is fire. And when I say hood movies, I

553
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: mean urban, I mean black, I mean fucking about drugs

554
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: and fucking That's what I mean. I'm saying that ship

555
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: was straight for the hood, you know what I mean.

556
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: I've been in a couple of hood classics. I've been

557
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: in a bunch of them. By the way, I just

558
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: want to remembering Joel, you were saying that there was

559
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: a lot of women out there who were like the

560
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: early precursors to two songs like what the Wop song?

561
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: And it just made me think of that song. She's like,

562
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: if you've got a bit, I mean a lot of

563
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: it's bleeped, but she's like, she's saying a lot of

564
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: crazy shit, that wop song. That Wop song is fired. Dude.

565
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, And that video, it's not that I

566
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: keep listening. It's not that I keep listening to it.

567
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: It's just that I keep visualizing the video from that ship. Dude,

568
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: that shit it's really her or you like the visuals, dude?

569
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, man, I the one person that

570
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: doesn't like the other than other than all the Republicans

571
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: that are out there fucking saying that this shit is

572
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: not good for kids. Where she really? I gotta ask

573
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: this and then we'll get back to the show. But

574
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: did they really mention freaking Cardi B at the republic

575
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: National Convention? What's her? Did her name really come up?

576
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: Cardi Cardi? Oh, that's what I'm talking about. That's what

577
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yo. My catch phrase is in effect

578
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: for that. That's what I'm talking about. She ruffled some feathers. Um,

579
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about basketball. Um. The show opens

580
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: with us playing one thirty seven. Um, I go, how

581
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: the hell do we lose? We have chat and Chet's

582
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: like eight feet tall and he's like sorry man, and

583
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, chat, you suck. Yeah. Now, I don't know

584
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: there's that many times. Only a handful of times JD

585
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: is playing basketball. I don't think it's Um. Actually we

586
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: play a lot. Actually yeah, because you're all we always

587
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: need a fourth Okay. Sorry. Dave Myers was also I

588
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: don't mean to minimize Dave Myers contribution. He was also

589
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: a huge music video director. He directed work It, which

590
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen, you should go check out. It's

591
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: a really cool video for a Missy Elliott song, Work It.

592
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: Missy had some great videos. Now Aloma gets into dunking.

593
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: I think I remember there being a stunt double because

594
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: I know Aloma wasn't doing all that right, and she's

595
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: like doing she's definitely doing a dribbling part for a second,

596
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: but then there's cut to her legs and some woman's

597
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: doing like through the legs stuff, and then some woman

598
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: hits a trampoline and does something like a major dunk.

599
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: That's not a loma, it could be, and then she

600
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: lands and she goes, y'all got hockey? Yeah, you know,

601
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you ahead. There are on

602
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: a lot of black people who play hockey in the

603
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: NHL right now. It's growing. But are there more than

604
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: Are there more than two? Yeah? Absolutely more than two.

605
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: There's more than a handful. There's more than ten. Um

606
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Joel's on it. My brother, My brother played hockey. We

607
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: grew up in House Kitchen, New York, and that's a

608
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: big hockey part of Manhattan. Would he play street hockey

609
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: like on rollerblades. He would play on rollerblades and he

610
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: would play ice hockey. Shout out to all the cats

611
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: from fifty second Street, you know cats that living seven

612
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: forty seven Clinton, that that whole area. These cats all

613
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: played hockey. A lot of them were white, but there

614
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: were a lot of black kids that played hockey too

615
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: because of our neighborhood. You know, Ruler Blades would have

616
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: been a really horrible stock to be involved with because

617
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: they've just completely disappeared from the world. They're making a comeback.

618
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: They did they're currently making a comeback. You see a

619
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: lot of the ig Ruler girls, a lot of it's

620
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: a lot of like girls at skate parks pulling mad

621
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: cool stunts or wouldn't fly as hell. Yeah, I was

622
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: about to say, I think I think skateboarding really took

623
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: a you know, skateboarding was popular and then it died down,

624
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: and now it's made such a huge comeback. Like skateboarding

625
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: so huge, but not rollerblading. Dude, Remember rollerblades were everywhere.

626
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: But I think I think now you can't any break, right.

627
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: I think when people took a break from skateboarding, they

628
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: got into rollerblades, and then that kind of went away

629
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: also because it was like, all right, I don't know, man,

630
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: I feel you could be in such good shape if

631
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: you're a good rollerblader, you know what I mean. And

632
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: maybe they were getting hit by cars or something like that.

633
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. You know, that's not it.

634
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: That's not it. Like I'm looking at it like this,

635
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: if you roll I grew up in a city and

636
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, right, and everybody in the early nineties was rollerblading. Everybody.

637
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: They made a movie about it. A dude, I went

638
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: to high school with was the star of the movie,

639
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: Seth Green and Jack Black. They were in the movie.

640
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: What's the movie called? Rollerblade? The movie maybe something like

641
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: that roller buddies blades like blades, right something I'm talking about.

642
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: You're talking about Brink? Are you? Is Jack Black and Brink? Well? No,

643
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: but it's like the most famous rollerblading movie. It's the

644
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: one Airborne Airborne. That's yeah, it's the one at the

645
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 1: end of the movie they go down a hill as

646
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: a rollerblade race or something. Rollerblades became so popular they

647
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: made a rollerblading movie. I went to high school with

648
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: the star of that movie, and he would roller blade

649
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: all around from school. Like when when the movie came out,

650
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: I was like, it's only perfect that Shane's in this

651
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: movie because this dude used to roller blade all the

652
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: time when we were in school. That's all he did,

653
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Anyway, My point is it

654
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: got really hot, and then all of a sudden, I

655
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: think skateboarding made a comeback. Man like Tony Hawk and

656
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: the Jackass guys and all that shit. I think that

657
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: became way more popular again and rollerblading had to take

658
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: a back seat. Yeah. Well I just I'm surprised that

659
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: they're completely gone. Like if you walk down the street,

660
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: you just will not see anyone. And it was so

661
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: and I went when I went to Northwestern, it was

662
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: there were so many on the campus, so many people

663
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: doing it, and the probably all had great legs too,

664
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: like their casts were probably like now you would do

665
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: a double take. Now you would do a double take

666
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: if you saw someone, you know. Yeah, I just think

667
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: it's bizarre when something was that popular and then for

668
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: no reason. It's not like it became like no longer

669
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: a good mode of transportation, no longer good exercise. It

670
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: just disappeared entirely. But here's the thing about the hockey.

671
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: The hockey thing. Some of the best hockey players obviously

672
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: have always been white, right, some of the best basketball

673
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: players in the history of basketball, we're white also, you

674
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So to say y'all have hockey,

675
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: it's kind of bullshit. Because the NBA, regardless of how

676
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: you may look at like, for an African American male

677
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: to get out of the hood, you gotta and if

678
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 1: it's not through education, it's through sports. And so football

679
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: and basketball, yes, are a very good way to make it, right,

680
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: But there's a bunch of people that don't make it right.

681
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: White dudes play basketball too. One of the best basketball

682
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 1: players in the league right now is Luca don Chicken

683
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: and he's not even from America, you know what I mean.

684
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: And he's white. I can't say that about hockey. I

685
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: can't say, ooh, one of the top five hockey players

686
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: in the league is black. You'll never you can't say

687
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: that shit because it's not true. Well, I can tell

688
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: you from from my own personal knowledge, not reading Joel's message,

689
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: that three percent of NHL is non white, and there

690
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: are twenty six black players in the NHL. I would

691
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: have I wouldn't have thought it was that high. So

692
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: you were right, Donald, it's increasing. At least. Let's move on. Okay,

693
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Let's talk about how Sarah is unable to talk about

694
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: her poos in front of her boyfriend, Nurse Flowers. She

695
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: says that she calls it a twosie in front of

696
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: him and in front of patients. When I admonish her

697
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: for being a doctor, she says that she says, dukie right.

698
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Yeah, how long did

699
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: it take before your girlfriend was willing to dukie? In

700
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: the same house. I don't like to not just just

701
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: just not talk about it. I don't. I mean, it's

702
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: a don't ask, don't tell situation. It's implied. Sometimes it's like,

703
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go have some private time right now. I

704
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: know you're married, So you're like, she's like brushing her

705
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: teeth and you're taking a dump. Well, I'm brushing my

706
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: teeth and she's taking it. Remember that in that Scrubs

707
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: episode that actually is funny and I think this was

708
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: my joke, is that you and Judy are in the

709
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: bathtub taking a romantic bath, and then the camera pulls

710
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: back to reveal that I'm on the toilet pooing, and

711
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry about the twosy guys, and I spread this.

712
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: I have no recollection of that, but that's allow. The

713
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: joke was somehow that we have to all live together

714
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 1: and you guys are getting over it and like the music,

715
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: it shows like candles, lid and shit, and then the

716
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: camera Dolly's back to reveal me in the foreground on

717
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: the just flushing, going sorry about the twosy guys. That

718
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Dude. Let's talk about how Elliott is like

719
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: on top of the world. Old. This is the first

720
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: time we've ever seen her character so happy. Man, Ye,

721
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: Like she's never this happy. And she has a moment

722
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 1: where she falls back into it where you know, Carlo

723
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: says something about not being sexy and Elliott thinks he's

724
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: talking about herself, talking about her. But this is it's

725
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: a refreshing moment, you know what I mean. Like, it's

726
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: really good to see Elliott having having a good time

727
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: in life. Her patients love her, She's happily in a relationship.

728
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: The one thing that she has a problem with is

729
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: taking a crap and pissing. Yeah, you know, when he's

730
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: around and she can't pee in front of him. I thought, well,

731
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: she makes him turn up the music when she's when

732
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: she's going pee because she doesn't want him to hear

733
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: the urine splashing in the Yeah, I understand that. I

734
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: definitely worry when um when um, I do wonder worry

735
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 1: when everyone's around, Um if if my poo can be heard,

736
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: So I'll I'll go on my phone and play like

737
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: some some Taylor Swift or something, just to blast I

738
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: sit out so no one can hear any any action

739
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: in the toilet. I don't mind. I don't I don't

740
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: mind a healthy stream. I'm gonna be honest with you.

741
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: If I'm going pee and it's a healthy stream, I

742
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: want everybody to hear it. I'm not talking about I'm

743
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: talking about it's like a stream. I'm talking about kerk plumps.

744
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: Like Dan put a kirk plump sound effect here. I'm

745
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: talking about. No, no, no, no, please Dan, no please

746
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: Dan No, just a kurnump. Fuck you, Zach, no way, dude,

747
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: no turn grossy No, I'm not talking about it. I'm

748
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: not talking about a fart noise. I'm talking about the

749
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: kur plump into the into the water. That is disgusting.

750
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: Let's move on, all right. I'm sorry fans, You'll just

751
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: have to imagine your own kirk plump sound effect. I guess, gross,

752
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: what's your favorite um expression for for pooping? Taking a shit?

753
00:40:52,760 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: Mine's growing a tail? Oh wow, Welcome America. I've never

754
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: heard welcome. That is so fuss. That was worth the

755
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: price of admission. Oh now, Sah does a very sexy dance.

756
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: Uh uh sorry, it's been things one hundred eight degrees,

757
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: but yeah, what a transition. That's how you know I'm

758
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: a professional broadcaster. Joel from growing a tail to a

759
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: sexy dance Zach Braf's transitions rock. So this man has

760
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: an arcalepsy and it's triggered by being turned on, which

761
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: I have to believe must be a real thing. And um,

762
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: Sarah wants to prove that she can turn him on.

763
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: And she goes in there and she's really flirting with him,

764
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: and then she goes all out and bends over it

765
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: and sticks her tush in his face. That was something

766
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: that we used to play. Though we used to do

767
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 1: that Oops I Dropped something, and Sarah obviously was the

768
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: queen of Oops I dropped something. And this was Oops

769
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: I dropped something in the show. Yes, I think it's

770
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: safe to say that Sarah is skilled at playing Oops

771
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: I dropped something. Oops I dropped something is It's one

772
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: of my favorite games ever that we've ever come up

773
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: with while making the show, because dudes could do it too.

774
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: I would do ooops I dropped something. Also, Oops I

775
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: dropped my ass? Are you kidding me? Oops? I dropped something?

776
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: Is amazing. People gotta get out of the way when

777
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: you oops or dropped something, because they're like, look out

778
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: when Donald plays oops I dropped something, you hear beep

779
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: beep something. People have to get out of the way.

780
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: Speaking of Cardi B, and oops, I dropped something. That

781
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: Wop video is amazing again, you're bringing Wow. There's a

782
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: lot of oops. I dropped something in that video. Dude.

783
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: I only watched it once. I didn't want to get

784
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: caught watching it multiple times. I can't get in trouble

785
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: for watching a fucking video. Dude, Get out of here. Dude,

786
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: I'm married. Look if you're If you're married and you're

787
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 1: in a relationship, anybody out there, everyone out there, And

788
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: I want to take a poll on this. Is it

789
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: wrong to watch a music video of a bunch of

790
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: women dancing provocatively if you're married? Is that? I think not.

791
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 1: I think not once, and I think the second time.

792
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: You can go, baby, how crazy is this? But I

793
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: think if she comes in the room and you're like

794
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: and she sees the like, you're on your twentieth time.

795
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: Some women might be like, bro, chill with the fucking

796
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,439
Speaker 1: Wop video. But it's not like any of these dudes

797
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: like Cardi B or Mega Stallion. Hold up, it's not

798
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: like Meg the Stallion and Cardi B are giving back.

799
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If I'm looking at Cardi

800
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 1: B and Mega Stallion and the other fine young ladies

801
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: in this music video. It's not like they're looking at

802
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: me saying, oh yeah, I want me some Donald Fazon.

803
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. And my wife knows that shit.

804
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: I told you guys this. My wife tells me all

805
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: the time, motherfucker. They don't want you. They don't want you,

806
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,959
Speaker 1: even when I'm looking at my best, even when I've

807
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: worked out for six months straight and the abs are

808
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: on fleek. My wife's like, they don't want you. Oh

809
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: she's just trying to. She's just trying to get in

810
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: your head. By the way, I don't true though. They

811
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: don't want me. They don't want me. I'm married Cardi B.

812
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: If I was Cardie B, I would put my wop

813
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: all over you. Oh my god, oh my god, I

814
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: just oh my, you would be covered, gracious, you would

815
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: be covered in wap. It will be raining wap. Oh

816
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: my gosh, Oh my god. They can take a shower. Now,

817
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: let's go to break. Let's go to break. Booby right back,

818
00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: you look like I do right, and I do declare

819
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, when like a newborn calf

820
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: comes out and it's all like wet my mom ask,

821
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: that's what you'd look like. That's that's that's that's what

822
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: you'd looked like after I was done with you. And

823
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: we are back with James Paw do you say your

824
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: last name? Dude, Chris with James Paul Gres. We are

825
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: back with James Paul trying to mess up the Oprah

826
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: intro if you have to Oprah never paused and said,

827
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: how do you say your last name? And he's like,

828
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: she has Cruise. I'm sure use well, I mean, James

829
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: Paul Gress is not Tom Cruise yet, James, James yet,

830
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: you will be one day, we believe James shirt. Dude,

831
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 1: that's a dope shirt that says Hank Freud. It's nice.

832
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: That's dope. Nice. And I see you have something related

833
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: to my face on on behind you. What's that about? Um,

834
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: that's it's it's your doctor akula photo. Oh nice. I'm glad.

835
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: It's not like to do list kill James. Where are

836
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: you calling from, sir? Uh? Cleveland, Ohio? Well, my favorite

837
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,720
Speaker 1: one of my favorite cities, Cleveland, Ohio. I love. Donald's

838
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: gonna ask you about restaurants. He's gonna ask you about restaurants.

839
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna ask about restaurants. We've already had conversations

840
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: about the restaurants. But dude, have you been the Slimon's. No, No,

841
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: you've never been to Slimon's and you're from Cleveland. Maybe

842
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: you're saying it wrong, Donald, Maybe it's something right, Jamie,

843
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: are you still there by the way while he works

844
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: out his tech problem? Do you we skip something that's

845
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: very crucial in this episode when I say thanks a

846
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: latte to Jay Moore? Nah, thanks, And then you didn't

847
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: get that. You didn't get the joke my character. You

848
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: didn't get the joke. And also we spoke about how

849
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: poorly some people hold coffee cups when they're supposed to

850
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: be full in television shows. And I want to apologize.

851
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: This was a horrible I'm holding it with two fingers

852
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: and it looks like there's nothing in there at all. Yeah,

853
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: So I apologize to the fans for horrible coffee acting. James,

854
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: are you back? I'm back? Right. So you're in Cleveland

855
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: and you haven't had Slimon's. So well, you were saying

856
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: Simon's before I said slide, but the L slide. I

857
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: didn't hear the L. I thought you were saying, Simons,

858
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: have you had Slimon's before? I've had it. I haven't

859
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: gone there. My wife has gone there and brought me

860
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: food from there. That's the biggest sandwich I've ever had

861
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: in my life. It's so delicious. You're kind of like

862
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 1: Homer Simpson down you like dream of old sandwiches you had?

863
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: Not only do I dream of old sandwiches I have.

864
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: I love donuts. Speaking of donuts, everybody keeps asking me

865
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 1: about the donut machine. Yeah, you returned the machine. I've

866
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: returned it. I returned the donut machine because that shit

867
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: was way too big and that would have taken a

868
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: lot of oil one to freaking make these donuts. So

869
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: I apologize to everybody who had dreams of me doing

870
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Donnie's donuts and stuff like that. One guy, just like

871
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: a branding situation, I could not do it. I'm sorry.

872
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: I apologize to everyone. James, I am sorry. I aloud

873
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: you have put in could you your new your new

874
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: hobby of tried chicken? Could you have put that in

875
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: the donut machine and just maybe that would have helped

876
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: you make all the chicken you want to make. When

877
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: I look back at it now, that probably would have

878
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: been a great idea, but I don't know how long.

879
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the Crispy Cream conveyor belt, so

880
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: it goes through and it's it's all timed out perfectly.

881
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: So no, I probably could have, but I don't know

882
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: how cooked the chicken would have been. Beyont. It's not

883
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: about the donut machine. It's not about the machine. Rush up.

884
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: Have you gone on the internet and looked up how

885
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: much a commercial deep friars yet? Be honest, I'm gonna

886
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: be honest with you, because that chicken was so good. Yes,

887
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: I have. Not only not only that, not only that,

888
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: but the way he reached out. UNI reached out to me. Suh, Yeah,

889
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: they did after they saw the pizza that I posted.

890
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: And we're in conversation right now, so shout out to

891
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: NY Pizza Ovens. We're gonna talk about you guys for

892
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: a hot second, because yes, absolutely I want the pro Yeah.

893
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm gonna shout out UNI myself and Wen.

894
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: They are not sponsored by us. We get no kickback,

895
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: but we can both tell you that this is a

896
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: really cool thing. By the way, you can't get one

897
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: right now because they're so back back back order, but

898
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: you could probably get one by Christmas. It's a great present.

899
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 1: They're not that crazy expensive for what it is. I

900
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: think they're like there might be like three four hundred bucks,

901
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: but it's it's an outdoor pizza oven. You either next

902
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: to a propane tank or you can do it with

903
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: wood and charcoal if you want. But this is like

904
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: this like made me and flows summer. I mean, she

905
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: just started getting so into it, and then we got

906
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: all our friends into it, and we, like Donald's now obsessed.

907
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: So definitely it's a great Christmas present if you can

908
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: get in now before they're before they're all sold out,

909
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: because I imagine it'll be impossible to get one for Christmas.

910
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: But if you the good friends at Uney, we're not

911
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: going to keep giving you free promotion unless you step

912
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: up production. I think they're made in Sweden or Switzerland

913
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, but it was delicious. Look, man,

914
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: he was one of the it's one of the best

915
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: home cooking products that I have. But we're not talking

916
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: about all of that stuff right now. We're here with James. Yes, James, James.

917
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: If the good people at Duney really would step it up,

918
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: we could be doing shit like and James, for being

919
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,479
Speaker 1: a great caller, We're sending you an Uoney pizza oven

920
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: for your backyard. I'm just happy to be on the

921
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: podcast with you guys. I didn't have it all right. Sorry,

922
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: this was gonna happen for me. You didn't think it

923
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: was to happen every single day for I want to say,

924
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: like three months. Wow, that persistent started. July first is

925
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: when I caught up to the most current podcast, and

926
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: that's when I started. And it was just one email

927
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: for the first two days, and then it turned into

928
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: two emails a day, and then it just kind of

929
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: got out of control. I went back and counted it's total.

930
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: It's one hundred and sixty six emails since July first. Wow.

931
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: What was the bad guy's name in Romancing the Stone

932
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: that was chasing after Joan Wilder and uh, Michael Douglas's character.

933
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm looking it up. I crack up every time because

934
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: he was so persistent, right, and even the even the

935
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: dude who has the mule, the drug dealer who has

936
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: the mule and is driving the uh the mule, hef

937
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: a the car. It's like a Bronco or some shit.

938
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: Like that, and he looks back, he goes, Wow, this

939
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: guy is very persistent. That's you, Jamie, that's you. I

940
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: even I tweeted all three of you a video where

941
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: I do a JD thinking in his head thing about

942
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: me never getting on the podcast. Oh my gosh. Wow.

943
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: Well you know what, listen all to all of our

944
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: listeners out there who have aspirations of dreams and dreams

945
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: of being on Fake Doctor's real friends. Take Jamie's for

946
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 1: Joel's Joel's. Yeah, all rights, go hard, go hard at Joel,

947
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: and she might let something slip through. That's all, you know.

948
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: The real lesson is, however hard you thought you were

949
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: going at something, somebody else was going harder. There, there

950
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: it is, there, it is there, it is You know

951
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is James. Yes, okay, James, Um, that

952
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: is quite an intro. What is your question? You've been

953
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: very persistent. Um. I hope that you have one after

954
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 1: all this time. I do. I actually I wanted to

955
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: try and the turt to my JD on here. His

956
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: name is Ben, but he's at work. He couldn't show up,

957
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: so I have a question from me and one from him.

958
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: But I wanted to ask if you guys could do

959
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: a quick shout out to my brother in law Mike

960
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: and my best friend Ben, because they would have also

961
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: loved to have been on your Mike, Ben, Jamie wanted

962
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: us to shout you out, so we're gonna do it. Yeah,

963
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: I don't know your last name. Good, don't worry about it.

964
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: So any Mike and Been out there can take this

965
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: as a shout out. Obviously. It's just all the Mikes

966
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: and Ben's out there are listen. If your name is

967
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 1: Mike or Ben, I love you, I love you. No wait, wait, Zach,

968
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: I love them more. WHOA Okay, so this could be

969
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: your This could be your own personal ring tone. Mike, Ben,

970
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you more. Okay, all right

971
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: now go ahead. James ask us a question. The one

972
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: that I had was every time I watched the point

973
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: where j he finally admits that he put the quarter

974
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: in the work at the end of that exchange, I

975
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: feel like there that there was at the beginnings of

976
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: a friendship between him and the janitor, rather than them

977
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: still being enemies. And I wondered if, if if Neil

978
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: Flynn was up to it, if you guys would actually

979
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: record just sometime after that that point, j D and

980
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: the Janitor are just getting along and getting into trouble

981
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: together because I feel like, rather than trying to get

982
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: j D in trouble, the janitor would still do his

983
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: crazy stop and now he would invite him along for it. Well,

984
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: here's the thing. After season eight, Neil got another show

985
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 1: and went on to do a television a very big

986
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: popular television show called The Middle. And there was a

987
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: moment in season nine, the first episode where he came

988
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: back for one episode two in the whole JD Janitor thing,

989
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: where he's like, he comes to work and he's like, so,

990
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: where's JD. And I'm like, he's gone, he doesn't work

991
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: here anymore. And the janitor is like, well, you know what, then,

992
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm not working here anymore. That's pretty much a joke,

993
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: and he leaves, and so there was closure. I like

994
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: to think that that would have happened too. I think

995
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: the Janitor and JD do become friendship. I had something

996
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: for you, James that's gonna help you out with your fantasy,

997
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: and that is that when I was promoting alex Inc.

998
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 1: One of the most popular shows to ever go only

999
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: ten episodes ever, Neil was did you guys get ten? Yeah,

1000
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: we did ten, ten magical episodes, one of the most

1001
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: popular episode, one of the most popular shows ever to

1002
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: get ten Yeah, I think it is. If you look

1003
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: at the Guinness Book World records, it's the show that

1004
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: only went ten episodes that was the most popular in

1005
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: the most amount of people's hearts. Yeah. Those people didn't

1006
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 1: necessarily watch the show, but they were rooting for it

1007
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: in their hearts. Well, you know what, the most popular

1008
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: show to ever get twelve episodes was right that thing

1009
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: you did in Jersey Emergence. Emergence was one of those

1010
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: shows that I'm gonna tell you something right now. ABC

1011
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: knew they had gold, it's just the people didn't. A

1012
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: lot of shows get canceled that are good. I'm not

1013
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: saying I'm joking about alex Sync. I don't think that

1014
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: it was fully working. But there's plenty of shows I like,

1015
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: and I'm sure lots of listeners that are like, why

1016
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: why did you cancel that? I mean, I mean, I'm

1017
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: not saying Scrubs because we did nine years depending on

1018
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: what you believe, but I'm so much shows that go

1019
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: like two or three seasons and they're done, but I

1020
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: wanted to say that when we were when I was

1021
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: promoting the show James, Neil was kind enough to do

1022
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,879
Speaker 1: some promotional stuff for me because we knew the fans

1023
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: would would love it, and we did one of those

1024
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 1: things where we tell dad jokes to each other and

1025
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: we try and make each other laugh. So it's on YouTube,

1026
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: you can go check it out. It's like Neil and

1027
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: I sitting across from each other, obviously not in character

1028
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,240
Speaker 1: as Jad and the Janitor, and we're trading dad jokes

1029
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: and the ideas like they're so bad. Sometimes you just

1030
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: got to laugh because you're so stupid, and we're trying,

1031
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: like you're trying not to laugh at the dad joke. Yeah,

1032
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: I've seen a bunch of those. I don't know how

1033
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: I missed. You're the woman. You Well, you go check

1034
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: it out if you Yeah, if you go look up

1035
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: that he was nice enough to do that with me.

1036
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: So that's sort of like the one example I can

1037
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: think of right now of like me and Neil being

1038
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: friends in real life. I really like Neil a lot.

1039
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: He's he's such a wonderful funny man. Are just our

1040
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: paths don't cross a ton and irl as the kids say.

1041
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: I also wanted to tell you about about a year

1042
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 1: and a half ago. I was going to the doctor's office.

1043
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: I had to go into the hospital to get some

1044
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: some papers, and on my way in there happened to

1045
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: be a janitor working there and he was pulling rocks

1046
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: out of the track for the door because they have

1047
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: gotten stuck, and I just I couldn't help myself. At first.

1048
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: I went inside and I said, if he still might

1049
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: come out, I'm gonna do it. He was still there,

1050
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 1: and so I went ahead and said, maybe somebody put

1051
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: a penny in there, and um, I don't know that

1052
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: he got the reference, but he did look at me,

1053
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: look at me like he wanted to kill me, and

1054
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: I felt like perfect response. I'm so bummed that that

1055
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: guy didn't know the door joke. How could you be

1056
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: a janitor at a hospital fixing the track of an

1057
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: electric door and not know that joke. I mean, I

1058
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: just feel like that should come with the job. And

1059
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: I did it because when I was in college, I

1060
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: um my teacher canceled, stopped class early and said someone

1061
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: had to go to a coronation, and in my head

1062
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,439
Speaker 1: I thought I should stand up and sing the song

1063
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: from Frozen where she gets she gets up inside it's

1064
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: coronation Day, and I didn't do it. And my wife

1065
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: has never forgiven me for not taking that opportunity because

1066
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: I'll never get it again. So now every time that

1067
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: would have been amazing. Every time I get a chance

1068
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: to reference a show, whether thousand plate but I feel

1069
00:58:54,200 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: all all right, James, do you have another question for us? Yeah,

1070
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: my my best friend Ben I asked um why Doctor

1071
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: Acula wasn't more fleshed out because he thought it was.

1072
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: It was really awesome, and he would have loved to

1073
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: see more episodes that centered around that because you know,

1074
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: doctor Cox actually kind of liked it, and you know

1075
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: the janitor knew about it and the stuff. You know,

1076
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: it really is a fan favorite. James. It's something that

1077
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: Donald and I get asked all the time when when

1078
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: you guys gonna make Doctor Acula. I one day, I

1079
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: don't know if I had had jazz lettuce or what,

1080
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: but I wrote like an elaborate paragraph to Bill Lawrence

1081
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,919
Speaker 1: about like a funny take on what a Scrubs movie

1082
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: would be, and it included a section on unincorporating uh, Donald,

1083
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: and I'm making Doctor Accula. Um, I can tell you

1084
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: that people really loved it. Um. So if we ever

1085
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: do a Scrubs movie or thing, I think we have

1086
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: to find a way that it's a part of it, right, Donald, Definitely,

1087
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: I think I truly believe that the Scrubs movie should

1088
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: just be Doctor Accula, where it has all of the

1089
00:59:53,960 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: characters from Scrubs portraying characters in Doctor Accula. Obviously, Doctor.

1090
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: I think that would be amazing. The question is whose

1091
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: Doctor Accula? Is it gonna be? Jd or is it

1092
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: gonna be Turkey? Right? Speaking of speaking of retro shows,

1093
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: James Zach Joel Daniel, have you guys watched Cobra Kai. No,

1094
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: that's the Karate Kids show, Daniel. I'm surprised, Daniel. You

1095
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: seem like a retro kind of Fellah, thank you. I

1096
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: was too busy playing video games. I watch Here's David

1097
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: is so good, you guys, if you get a chance

1098
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: and you want to feel nostalgia, Cobra Kai is so

1099
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: much fun. It's just as fun as the Karate Kid,

1100
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: the original Karate Kid. If you get a chance. All

1101
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: of the stars are in it too. Please. They're teasing

1102
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: that she might show up for season three. Not only

1103
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: did she go to my high school, but she was

1104
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: one of my early crushes. Like my wife looks like

1105
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Shoe. Dude, she was everybody's crush. Well then I

1106
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: have a Then then I had a crush on Casey

1107
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: Cobb when I was a You know who else was

1108
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 1: my crush when I was a kid? You know who

1109
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: else was my crush? What you McCall? Its sister? Uh,

1110
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: the one that's married to Ryan Reynolds. Isn't Blake Lively

1111
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: her older sister? What did? She's an actress? Yes, one

1112
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: of my biggest when I was a kid. That was

1113
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: my one of We're that we're gonna need her name

1114
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: because I don't know that I know her work or

1115
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 1: Betty the Redhead. Oh boy, hold on, now she's got

1116
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 1: to go look for what she looked like when she

1117
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: was young. Come on, Donald, you're making you well do

1118
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: all the work. I don't know her name. All I

1119
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: knew her was all I knew. How did you know her?

1120
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: She was like in a bunch of things? She was

1121
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: she was. She was always like the guest star on things,

1122
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: never really to starve it, but she was my oh

1123
01:01:53,400 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: my god like I would have dreams about her. Three

1124
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds. We're trying to get Ryan Reynolds to come

1125
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: on for the finale. I know people have asked for it. Um,

1126
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: Donald and I love him, but we not um like

1127
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: day to day friends with him. So if anyone's listening

1128
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 1: and knows Ryan Reynolds, tell him to come on the podcast.

1129
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: I have a really embarrassing Ryan and Reynolds story too.

1130
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh God, maybe he's not gonna come on because you

1131
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: did something embarrassing because you're bad with celebrities. Dude, I'm

1132
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: so bad with celebrities. So, oh no, what did you do?

1133
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds? Do you want to hear this story? James? Yes,

1134
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: James wants to hear it. So one night, Zach takes

1135
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: me out to this Hollywood, the swanky Hollywood party, right

1136
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: it was Jeffrey Katson Burke's party, as a matter of fact.

1137
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: And I remember we get there and George Clooney makes

1138
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: a joke like to Zach, he goes, I don't bring

1139
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: Noah Whalley to these parties. Why are you bringing? Why

1140
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: are you bringing Donald Fhames on? That's a good joke,

1141
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, and I remember thinking You're like,

1142
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm no Noah Wiley, sir, No, I love Noah while

1143
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 1: Noah Wiley is a very good actor. But I remember

1144
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: thinking that was kind of rude. Anyway, We're in the

1145
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: party and I managed to he's a great actor. I

1146
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: didn't mean to. I was just doing a joke. I

1147
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: think I remember getting so fucking drunk at this party. Boy, Like,

1148
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like somebody might have even

1149
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: slipped me something. So that's yeah, right, you fucking slipped

1150
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: yourself something. So that's my excuse. I think somebody was

1151
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: trying to get at me and trying and trying to

1152
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: do something. Would you do to Ryan Reynolds, This is

1153
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: crucial if he'll come on the show. Was talking to

1154
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 1: a bunch of people, right, He's talking to like three

1155
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: other people, and I come up to him. I was

1156
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: like Ryan, oh no, and he looks at me. He goes,

1157
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: oh God, Donald, and I go, Ryan, give me a hug.

1158
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to hug Donald. No, I'm

1159
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: not gonna give you a hug. I was like, Ryan,

1160
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: give me a fucking hug, and he's like, no, I'm

1161
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: not gonna hug you. I was like, then I'm gonna

1162
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: take it. And I grabbed Ryan Reynolds and I start

1163
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: humping his leg like a dom My god, he's not

1164
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: coming on the fucking show. He'll never come on the show. Dude,

1165
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: He's not gonna come on the show. You did the

1166
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: thing that dogs do to people. Started humping on his

1167
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 1: leg and then I pushed him away and I was like,

1168
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm through, and I walk away. And then he looks

1169
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: at the people that he's talking to like, you know, sorry,

1170
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 1: oh my, And then I realized in my drunken stupor

1171
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: at that moment, I'm like, oh shit, I just made

1172
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: an ass out of myself, and I walked away and stuff.

1173
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: You really gotta pace yourself when you're at parties, don't.

1174
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I can't help it. I get excited when I see

1175
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: people who I admire. Ryan, You're one of them, and

1176
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: also because I've known you for a really long time.

1177
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: All right, listen, Ryan, I don't know that you're listening,

1178
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: or maybe maybe you're Ryan's best friend from high school

1179
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: and you love the podcast. Tell him that Donald is

1180
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: sorry for drunkenly humping his leg at a party. I'm

1181
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: so apologized. I apologize, and the fans would love it

1182
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 1: if you'd come on for the season finale of season

1183
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: and two, which is coming upon us another season soon,

1184
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: Joel James, do you want to say something to get

1185
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: Ryan on here? James, Yeah, James, is or anything you

1186
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,520
Speaker 1: could say that I'm imagine you're a Ryan fan. Anything

1187
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: you have that could maybe lure him back into the fold.

1188
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: I was surprised when I when I caught him doing

1189
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: uh I can't remember the name of the game, but

1190
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: it's similar to candy Crush. That's an app, just a

1191
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,960
Speaker 1: simple game you can play. You don't have to pay

1192
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: for it to play it. And I thought, what's he

1193
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: doing doing little app commercials like this? I think feel

1194
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: like if he can do that, then uh, why he

1195
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: could do the podcast because that's way below what you

1196
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: guys are. It's just a little It's it's like, I

1197
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: can't be crush dam but they probably paid him. Yeah,

1198
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 1: but see see they're probably paying him silly money. We

1199
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: we can't pay him silly money. We can just pay

1200
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 1: him with love you James. I don't like James. I

1201
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe that would work out, James. I don't

1202
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 1: know if you know this, but Ryan Reynolds just made

1203
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,560
Speaker 1: a crap ton of money selling booze. So yes, he

1204
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: made a lot of money that but but but I'll

1205
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:00,440
Speaker 1: tell you what we can promise you, Ryan, a signed

1206
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: Turk Funco Pop. Yeah, and and and if you are

1207
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: nostalgic and want to go back and remember that moment

1208
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: when I humped your leg, you could use the Turk

1209
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: Funcle Pop as me and just let it. Or we

1210
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: could buy it. We could buy a dead Pool Funco

1211
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 1: Pop and then take the Turk Funk Pop and make

1212
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: it hump it just saying every single one of his

1213
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: movies from this point forward. If oh, there you go,

1214
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: there you go right pretty good? Ryan thundersupplause. Dan thundersupplause.

1215
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 1: There it is. James is gonna watch every one of

1216
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: your movies, even bring Lancer, Ryan. James has promised to

1217
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 1: watch every movie you've ever done. And if you come

1218
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: on the podcast and Donald is sorry for for the

1219
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,439
Speaker 1: leg situation, I'm sorry for hopping your leg. You didn't

1220
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 1: you didn't finish. You didn't finish, did you, Donald? No?

1221
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: I did well, yeah, well well I said, I said,

1222
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: I did say after I'm finished with you and pushed,

1223
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: oh this is not going well. I wish you would

1224
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: have told me the story, because I've been trying through

1225
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: back channels, through agents and publicists to no avail. And

1226
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: for all I know, he's going Donald phase on the

1227
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 1: guy who tried to buck my knee at a party. No,

1228
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 1: oh God, so embarrassed. All right, well, James, we're gonna

1229
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 1: segue with this theme song that Daniel's going to play

1230
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: to a new segment called fix Your Life. And I

1231
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: hope you have something where Donald and I can can

1232
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 1: fix your life because we're very good at this. It's

1233
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: America's favorite segment on any podcast ever. I just read

1234
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:39,560
Speaker 1: that online. James, It's time to fix your lie. All right, James,

1235
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: what do you got for us? All right? I was

1236
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: trying to think of it last night because I forgot

1237
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 1: all about it until I was invented unable to sleep

1238
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: because I got the email, was freaking out. But I

1239
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: guess I'll bring up the fact that my three year

1240
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: old son has decided that hooping is just not for

1241
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: him anymore, and so he's just not gonna do it,

1242
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: and so it's literally every three days we have to

1243
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 1: have him on like a laxative regimen. And then the

1244
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: doctors have told us to give him these little baby animas,

1245
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 1: which is a very horrible experience for everyone involved. And

1246
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 1: I wondered if you guys had any advice that you

1247
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,679
Speaker 1: could give on a better way to try and encourage him.

1248
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: I will say this, uh, you know, as a father

1249
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: who has experienced moments like this where a child has decided,

1250
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to pooh anymore. Uh.

1251
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 1: You gotta make it exciting, okay, and figure out a

1252
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:44,680
Speaker 1: way to me make going to the bathroom not a

1253
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: chore but something fun. Like when I was a kid,

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01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: I hated to brush my teeth, and my you know,

1255
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: parents figured out a way to make it so that

1256
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: I would want to brush my teeth, and they got

1257
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: me an electric toothbrush and it was you know, you know,

1258
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: it's Darth Vader toothbrush. So now I'm brushing my teeth

1259
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:08,040
Speaker 1: pretending I'm Darth Vader and stuff like that. My advice

1260
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 1: to you is to figure out a way to make

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01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom a game. Whether it be and

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01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure your pediatrician probably told you this. Maybe there's

1263
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 1: rewards for sticks. I used to I would do anything

1264
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,719
Speaker 1: for stickers when I was a kid. Right, Maybe there's

1265
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,560
Speaker 1: a reward for every time you go to the bathroom

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01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 1: and pooh, like you get his favorite I totally, totally,

1267
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: I totally understand because kids get crazy like that, and

1268
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: all kidding aside, they do get crazy like that, and

1269
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 1: there's a moment in time when they're like, I don't

1270
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 1: want to do this anymore. But if you can figure

1271
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: out a way to make it so that it's a

1272
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 1: game and that it's fun and that it only works

1273
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: when they're in the bathroom though, the only time you

1274
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:51,679
Speaker 1: can play the game is when you're in the bathroom

1275
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,759
Speaker 1: and you're sitting on the toilet, maybe things will turn around.

1276
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,360
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that I loved stickers and if

1277
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: you when I was a kid, and I still love stickers,

1278
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,800
Speaker 1: by the way, but when I was a kid, if

1279
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: you got if you find out whatever his favorite thing

1280
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: to watch is, you can probably get a sticker for

1281
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: that on the interwebs, and and just be like, every

1282
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,640
Speaker 1: time you poop, you get one of these, Oh, and

1283
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: look at this amazing one. I know you want. You

1284
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: don't get it until you poop, and then you and

1285
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,200
Speaker 1: then and you put the stickers on a chart also

1286
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: if it and it's crazy because nobody wants to ever

1287
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: be like you know, I have to bribe my kid

1288
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. But if it adds up

1289
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,719
Speaker 1: to something, you know what I mean, like a certain

1290
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: amount of stickers equals an ice cream trip, or a

1291
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: certain amount of stickers equals whatever it is he likes,

1292
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: I think you might find a little bit of success

1293
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: in that. Um, take it from me. I've had plenty

1294
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 1: of children, and a few of them have had this dilemma,

1295
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,520
Speaker 1: and so you go. So you're not alone, James Donald's

1296
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: many children have refused to poop over the years. And

1297
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 1: we have a new term for it that I'm not

1298
01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:00,719
Speaker 1: sure you were on the call for. It's also very natural,

1299
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: and so don't think of it as you know, this

1300
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: is a you know, this is a this is a

1301
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 1: problem because eventually you won't have to deal with this anymore.

1302
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 1: But we have a new we have a new term

1303
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 1: for it too, James. It's called growing a tale. So

1304
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 1: you can tell him, come on, buddy, time to grow

1305
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 1: a tale. Anyway, James, you're welcome. We just fixed your lie. Yeah,

1306
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: you're welcome. I'm gonna try those I didn't even think

1307
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: about him, but no, he sincerely in all honesty. That

1308
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: is a real that is a real thing that you

1309
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 1: can try. Make it a game, make it a make

1310
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: it a an experience that is fun because it's uh

1311
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,680
Speaker 1: it can you know it's it's it's stressful to have

1312
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: to pooh, especially when you're a child, and he could

1313
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 1: be afraid of the toilet, he could be afraid of

1314
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: what comes out of the toilet. I don't know. I'm

1315
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: not a doctor in real life. I'm a fake doctor,

1316
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: but I'd like to have it's stressful to pooh old

1317
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 1: phase on on a mug. Well, I don't know this too.

1318
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 1: Any adult knows this. It's stressful to pooh if you

1319
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: don't poo, I think it's stressful to pooh. It's nice, absolutely, dude.

1320
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: If you don't pooh in one or two days, you're

1321
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: fucking stressed out, Like why am I not pooing? How

1322
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,720
Speaker 1: come I'm not pooing? It's a stress should probably get

1323
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 1: off the pooh because there's probably some people eating a

1324
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 1: salad right now. M James, we gotta go. But thank

1325
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,920
Speaker 1: you so much. I'm glad you finally broke Joel down

1326
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 1: and got on the show. Can I can I tell

1327
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,639
Speaker 1: you one more thing? Before before we go, absolutely, because

1328
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,640
Speaker 1: this is the big thing that the email that was

1329
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 1: responded to that got me on here. Um. First of all,

1330
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 1: I owe it to my wife that I even ever

1331
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 1: watched Scrubs because I didn't. Uh. I was younger when

1332
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: it came out, and so I didn't watch it as

1333
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: it came out, and she watched it when I was

1334
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: at work, and she showed me the guy love song

1335
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: one day, and so it was me and my best

1336
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 1: friend and that's what hooked me onto it. And then

1337
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 1: I've been watching it on repeat ever since. Um. But

1338
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 1: my father passed away in twenty seventeen from stomach cancer

1339
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: and I at that point I had seen the series

1340
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: through once and I'd watched it halfway through. But then

1341
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 1: when his complications got worse, I stopped watching TV and

1342
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: I stopped doing anything fun. I just was trying to

1343
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 1: pay attention to what was going on with him and

1344
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: hope it wasn't get better. And it was like around

1345
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 1: six months after he passed I started watching the show

1346
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: again to try and feel normal again. I was having

1347
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: a really bad day. When I got to the last episode,

1348
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,679
Speaker 1: I considered the Zach watching the last Fantasy, the last

1349
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: episode and whatever happens after that, it's just a weird

1350
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: fever dream of some sort. But I was watching that

1351
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,799
Speaker 1: and for some reason, I was I was really depressed.

1352
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't get myself to just do what I had

1353
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 1: to do, you know, for my family and my kids.

1354
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,920
Speaker 1: I just kept thinking about him, and I didn't want

1355
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: to to function. I didn't even I didn't even want

1356
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,680
Speaker 1: that feeling. And for some reason, as soon as JP

1357
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: said it's never good to live in the past too long,

1358
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: it hit me a lot harder for some reason, and

1359
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: it actually started to break me out of it. And

1360
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:01,720
Speaker 1: then when I listened to the Book of Love and

1361
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 1: watched that scene, I just thought, like my dad had

1362
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 1: told me before he passed, to live my life and

1363
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: to find a way to be okay with what's happening

1364
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,840
Speaker 1: and then let him go go and all that stuff.

1365
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 1: And that was the moment I was able to do that,

1366
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,080
Speaker 1: because it was like I've I've always been a dreamer

1367
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 1: like that, where I kind of imagine what my life

1368
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: will be, and so watching them scene again, um brought

1369
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 1: me back to that part of me, and I was

1370
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: able to pull myself out of the depression. And I

1371
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 1: owe it to that show. Because of that, especially that

1372
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 1: moment really just became so much more powerful. And ever

1373
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:33,160
Speaker 1: since then, I've just kept watching it on repeat over

1374
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 1: and over again, just like getting ready for that moment again.

1375
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 1: And if it feels better every time I I see it,

1376
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: um like, I love it so much. I dedicated all

1377
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 1: three of my kids have a song dedicated specifically to them,

1378
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,600
Speaker 1: and my son got the Book of Love as his

1379
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 1: song as a result. Well, James, I love you guys.

1380
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:54,600
Speaker 1: You guys are great love for James. We'd love you

1381
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 1: for saying that you gave me, he gave me, he

1382
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: gave me full. I'm still waiting to wait yesterday morning

1383
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 1: and realize now this is real. This is real. But

1384
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 1: in all but in all seriousness, James, that means a

1385
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: lot to us. You know, we did this. Whenever we

1386
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 1: do anything, Donald and I, our hope is that, uh,

1387
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 1: you know, whether it's Scrubs, which we're talking about now,

1388
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,799
Speaker 1: or any other project we do, we hope your hope

1389
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 1: is that you will somehow, um make someone laugh or

1390
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,839
Speaker 1: move someone in some way. We could not have fathomed

1391
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 1: the the the difference that that this show would make

1392
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:30,639
Speaker 1: in some people's lives, and to hear that right from you.

1393
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 1: It is very meaningful to us. Please don't think for

1394
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 1: a second that that doesn't really really make us feel good.

1395
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 1: Um Uh, it gave me full body goose bumps when

1396
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: you said that. So thank you from the bottom of

1397
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:44,559
Speaker 1: our hearts. Thank you very much. I love you, James.

1398
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: I love you, brother, I love you. Stay safe and

1399
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: um and we'll we'll see you when we see you,

1400
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 1: all right, all right, bye, buddy than James. Oh, what

1401
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:00,680
Speaker 1: a sweet guy, What a sweet guy. Wow, let's take

1402
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.

1403
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 1: Let's segue into something a little more chipper that Elliott

1404
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 1: meets the janitor. Elliott finally meets the janitor, which is thrilling,

1405
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:23,120
Speaker 1: and he pretends he's a very nice guy. Yeah, he

1406
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 1: does not want Elliott to know. Now his crush hasn't

1407
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,120
Speaker 1: really developed yet. He develops a bit of a thing

1408
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: for her. I think this is the beginning of it.

1409
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: This is the beginning, um. And she doesn't call him

1410
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:38,360
Speaker 1: janitor yet. That's so funny when she calls him janitor um.

1411
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 1: Now on Scrubs Wiki, they said there's some misinformation about

1412
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:46,080
Speaker 1: miss pac man Um in this game. Um. First of all,

1413
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 1: someone claims that I think it was Kelso claims he

1414
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 1: got forty one million points. That's not possible. The top

1415
01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:57,719
Speaker 1: score ever on Miss pac Man was nine, nine hundred

1416
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:03,200
Speaker 1: and ninety. I believe it was done by Ai Microsoft computer.

1417
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: And then it turns over after that, it goes back

1418
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 1: to zero after that, and then also Miss pac Man

1419
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,120
Speaker 1: does not store initials, so you could never have known

1420
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 1: that it was doctor k M. Well it's pac Man.

1421
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:18,800
Speaker 1: It's not Miss pac Man. It is Miss pac Man.

1422
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh is it talks about? Yeah? How crazy is it

1423
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: that Todd wants to fuck Miss pac Man? Yeah? Rob

1424
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: is Todd is turned on by by anything and everything,

1425
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 1: including Miss pac Man. Yeah. The one thing that doesn't

1426
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 1: turn to Todd on is a married woman. Though he says,

1427
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:41,200
Speaker 1: eat those dots, you naughty girl. That's what Rob says

1428
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,680
Speaker 1: to That's what the Todd says. Rob does all right,

1429
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,720
Speaker 1: Well Rob probably does too, but that's what the Todd.

1430
01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 1: That is a funny bit though, when when Carl has

1431
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: got her engagement ring finger on, every time she puts

1432
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: it on, he's like just talking. He goes, he's just

1433
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,519
Speaker 1: you know, doctor business, takes it off and he starts

1434
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 1: being totally inappropriate, totally inappropriate, and then he likes he

1435
01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 1: literally she has it off and he goes boobies and

1436
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:10,400
Speaker 1: she puts it on. He goes charts once again. Rob

1437
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 1: Maschio very funny. Yeah, Rob's funny in this. There's a

1438
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,719
Speaker 1: moment at fourteen fifteen when the when the elevator Kelsel's

1439
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: banging on the on the elevator door in a flashback

1440
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:22,040
Speaker 1: and when it opens, that's a lot of our crew.

1441
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:27,439
Speaker 1: John Inwood, our cinematographer, is in there, Andy are a gaffer,

1442
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 1: Sean Or Keigrit, Paul Padrera, our first a d and

1443
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 1: Bobby forrest Or our Dolly group are like, I don't

1444
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:36,639
Speaker 1: know if no one called for background performers that day,

1445
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:40,639
Speaker 1: but our crew filled the elevator. That's awesome. This wasn't

1446
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,760
Speaker 1: my first time on a golf course, but this was

1447
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,519
Speaker 1: my first time hitting a golf ball and it doing

1448
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,320
Speaker 1: what I wanted it to do in real life. And

1449
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 1: this isn't where the where I got bit by the bug,

1450
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: but I remember thinking when you and I and Josh

1451
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:57,799
Speaker 1: went to play golf that one time at Bill's birthday

1452
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 1: party in the snow, which was freaking amazing. I remember

1453
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:04,280
Speaker 1: thinking oh, I know how to hit a golf ball

1454
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:07,360
Speaker 1: because I did it once and this was the episode

1455
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: that I did it, and I remember when watching this thinking, wow,

1456
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:18,519
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Second, uh, why did security want to

1457
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,760
Speaker 1: kick me off of a golf course? Like? Why am

1458
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,800
Speaker 1: I all of a sudden a riff rap? Why did

1459
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,639
Speaker 1: the black security guard come up to the other black purse?

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Speaker 1: Was he like hold up, now, you're not supposed to

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01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:31,600
Speaker 1: be here. The black security guard rolls up to the

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01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,920
Speaker 1: only black guy on the course and it's like, are

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01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 1: you supposed to be here? And then kelslo to fuck

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01:19:36,479 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 1: with you? He's like no, and then he tackles you,

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01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,959
Speaker 1: and then he tackles me. Him and his other cohort

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01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 1: tackle me. Where was that course? Was that wits it?

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01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. That was not withs it. I don't

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01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:48,800
Speaker 1: know what course that was. That would be great if

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01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:52,840
Speaker 1: scrubs Wicky new, But you know scrubs Wiki didn't want

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01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 1: to do it. You don't diss him. He's he's a

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01:19:55,960 --> 01:20:01,839
Speaker 1: nice guy. Judy. Judy is uh sexiest fucking this episode

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01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 1: when she standing over dude and it's trying very sexual, yeah,

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01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:10,680
Speaker 1: trying to put the the the energy out there for

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01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,519
Speaker 1: him to pass out, so he'll pass out, so as

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01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 1: NARCOLEPSI will kick in. She's very sexy in that moment

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01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:19,280
Speaker 1: and the fact that he's like, you remind me of

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01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:24,120
Speaker 1: my sister. Yeah is, and then herd thing is I'm

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01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 1: not your sister, and then he passes out, and then

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01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:29,840
Speaker 1: she uses turks. She uses turks catchphrase. Now that's what

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01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Um, yeah, that was funny. And then

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Speaker 1: in the end it ends with the janitor claiming that

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01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,840
Speaker 1: the boy next to him is his son, um and

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01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:43,000
Speaker 1: that and I've embarrassed him in front of his son.

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01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 1: We quickly quickly learned that that's not his son, it's

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01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 1: a random child standing in the hallway. But so begins

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01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 1: the janitor pretending to be a nice person in front

1487
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,760
Speaker 1: of Elliott, the lie that he's he's a nice man,

1488
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: just so he could maybe one day and marry her.

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01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 1: That would have been a better ending than me. You

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01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:07,840
Speaker 1: should have end up with the janitor. That would be No,

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01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: that would have been oh my god. That First of all,

1492
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:11,960
Speaker 1: all the fans of the show would be like, what

1493
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: the fuck? What the fans want? Two things? They want

1494
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: to be They want to be, uh, they want to

1495
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: be surprised, but they also want what they want, you know, right,

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01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,240
Speaker 1: That's always the thing with the with the will there

1497
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,880
Speaker 1: won't day thing. People are like, I don't don't do that.

1498
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: Everyone does that, and then they're like, why didn't you

1499
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: do that? Right, Yeah, I'm gonna just put it out

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01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: there and it's a Star Wars reference. But that's the

1501
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: whole thing that happened with the last three movies. Everybody

1502
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:43,719
Speaker 1: was like, I'm so sick of the traditional Star Wars?

1503
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,679
Speaker 1: Why are we having the traditional Star Wars? And then

1504
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 1: Ryan Bryan Johnson puts out The Last Jedi and everybody's like,

1505
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 1: wait a second, man, you've gone off course. Why aren't

1506
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 1: you doing the traditional Star Wars? And then Jaj comes

1507
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,719
Speaker 1: back and try to give everybody a traditional Star Wars

1508
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:05,640
Speaker 1: type and everybody's like, oh my god, you're ruined it.

1509
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 1: Why didn't you stick to what it was? Why didn't

1510
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 1: we stick to what we established? And so just putting

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01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:13,559
Speaker 1: it out there, it's hard to please everybody. Donald, it

1512
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,799
Speaker 1: is impossible to please everyone. If you're out there listening,

1513
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:20,960
Speaker 1: just know something, it's very hard to please everyone. Dan

1514
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:29,599
Speaker 1: all right, everybody, I think that's the show. The answer

1515
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:33,880
Speaker 1: to your trivia about Blake Lively. Sister is Robin Lively. Uh, Donald,

1516
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,800
Speaker 1: that's a woman. You had a crush. I had the

1517
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: biggest crush on Robin Lively. Oh, Robin, God if Robin,

1518
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,320
Speaker 1: if you're listening, could you ask your brother in law

1519
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 1: to please forgive Donald's Yeah, forgive me, come on his

1520
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:49,799
Speaker 1: leg if anything. Look your husband, Robin. He and I

1521
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 1: were we did Clueless, the television show together back in

1522
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: the day. I believe he played a foreign exchange student.

1523
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 1: It would be great to reconnect with him. And way

1524
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:03,760
Speaker 1: that could happen is if Ryan does the podcast. So

1525
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,040
Speaker 1: we'll plug his gin. Well, not that he needs our

1526
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:07,760
Speaker 1: help because he sold it for a billion dollars, but

1527
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 1: we'll still plug it. We'll plug it, we'll we'll talk

1528
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,840
Speaker 1: about it. Ye'll talk about it on the show. Don't

1529
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:17,000
Speaker 1: say it yet, don't see it until get right. Yeah,

1530
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 1: he's got a All right, guys, thank you so much

1531
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: for listening. As always, don't forget to subscribe. Follow Daniel

1532
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 1: and Joel on the socials. Please follow Donald. He really

1533
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,559
Speaker 1: really needs the self esteem. But listen, there's been a low.

1534
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,200
Speaker 1: There's been like, uh, there's been a a a a

1535
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,559
Speaker 1: it's going a little bit too slow right now. I

1536
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: need everybody to pick up the pace. Let's pick up

1537
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,519
Speaker 1: the pace and follow friends, follow me, Tell your friends

1538
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 1: you know who needs help. On Instagram, Donald Fazon, his

1539
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: numbers aren't where they should be. From Sunny California, Oh

1540
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: my god. On that note, from Sunny California and from

1541
01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 1: Rainy as a bob six seven eight stories about shore

1542
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and

1543
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: a Chanda who loved him. I said, here's the stories.

1544
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:16,679
Speaker 1: Never you all should go, so gather around you. Here

1545
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:20,719
Speaker 1: are gather around you. Here are sc free Why shore

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01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: winds at the time? No, mm hmmmm.