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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice. It's

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Speaker 1: your call. One eight hundred d y away On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm five. Hello, Hi there, I was looking for a

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Speaker 1: coal Oh yeah, who is this? Darryl Charles? Sure that

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Speaker 1: name rings a bell? No, it actually doesn't. Who are you? Well?

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Speaker 1: Good to know the name. I'm the owner of the

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Speaker 1: restaurant you just got hired. App Oh oh hi, how's

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Speaker 1: it going good? I'm doing really well. All right, listen,

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Speaker 1: no hard feelings about not knowing my name right away.

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Speaker 1: I get it. Not many people want to get to

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Speaker 1: know the owner's name before they start. Anyway. I spoke

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Speaker 1: with Nancy and she told me that you start on

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Speaker 1: Friday as our new dishwasher. Eh, yes, sir, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's great news. Happy to have you on board. Good,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to be there. Well, wonderful. So the reason

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Speaker 1: for my call is because in the past few years,

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Speaker 1: a lot of dishwashers we've had have slept with my wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what I said. A lot of the dishwashers

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Speaker 1: that we've had have slept with my wife, and that's

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Speaker 1: why they were letting go. I wouldn't do I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: do that. Oh I think I think maybe I wasn't

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Speaker 1: clear enough. I want you to sleep with my wife. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you want me too? Yeah, I'd prefer she'd love it.

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Speaker 1: My wife has a thing for dishwashers. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it is, but she loves them. So feel free

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Speaker 1: when the offer is put on the table or on

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Speaker 1: the dishwasher wherever you're at, and the walk in freezer

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Speaker 1: who knows, you know, I don't know where it's gonna happen,

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Speaker 1: but go ahead, take the bull by the horns. You're

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Speaker 1: saying your wife she sleeps with dishwashers. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you want me to, yes, sir, But at the beginning

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Speaker 1: of the call, you said that some of them have

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Speaker 1: been fired for it. Yeah, all of them before you.

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Speaker 1: I've been fired for it. So why would you want

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Speaker 1: me to sleep with her if you're just gonna fire

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Speaker 1: me for it? You know what my fault? Bad communication

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Speaker 1: on my part. The dishwashers have been fired because they

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Speaker 1: just couldn't keep up and they weren't able to please her.

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Speaker 1: She has an insatiable thirst. So I don't know what

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Speaker 1: your sexual prowess is, but better be good if you're

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Speaker 1: getting a job washing dishes in my restaurant. Yeah, Nancy,

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Speaker 1: who did my interview? She just said I had to

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Speaker 1: be good at multitasking. Well, yeah, I mean it would

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Speaker 1: be awkward for her to have that conversation with you.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling. And yes, you go to multitasking

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Speaker 1: because you might have to do some things while you

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Speaker 1: wash dishes. It's in the middle of a lunch rush

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Speaker 1: or something. Who knows, wife's got no problem with you

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Speaker 1: washing while you get things dirty. I guess I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know the right way

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Speaker 1: to say it. But I think you're picking up when

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Speaker 1: i'm putting down. There's something that I've told you, and

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Speaker 1: I think that it could be a pretty big problem. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm married, you're married. Yeah, Oh that is going to

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Speaker 1: be a problem. Yeah, that's gonna be a big problem. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't think my wife would would like that. Oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't have to know a thing. I'm saying, a

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Speaker 1: big problem for you once my wife finds out you're

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Speaker 1: a married man. Oh boy, that's like throwing steak to

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Speaker 1: a hungry lion. She's gonna go after you. She loves

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Speaker 1: a married dishwasher even more than a single one. You

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Speaker 1: got your work cut out for your kid? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I hope you're working out in the gym. Got your

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Speaker 1: cardio up, because you are about to get a workout. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is my first restaurant job, and I know that

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Speaker 1: there's like crazy things are going in the industry, but

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Speaker 1: this is blowing my mind A nice choice of words.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be blowing a lot more than your mind

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Speaker 1: once you start. And I'll tell you what, do a

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Speaker 1: good job. There's even a bonus in it for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna pay me more to hook up with your wife?

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Speaker 1: Pay you more. You're getting enough already. I'm saying you

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Speaker 1: do a good job. Maybe I gave you a bonus.

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Speaker 1: You get a round or two with old Darrell here,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right. You get a good review

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Speaker 1: from her. You're getting the saddle with Darrel once in

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Speaker 1: a while. See if you can hold on for eight

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Speaker 1: seconds like I'm fucking Bronco. You know what I'm saying. No, no, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm actually interested in this position anymore.

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Speaker 1: You please tell Nancy that I'm not going. Oh. I

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Speaker 1: won't tell her that, but I will tell her that

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Speaker 1: this prank phone call worked. I'll pass that message along

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Speaker 1: for you. What disappointed? What? Ah? What? What? No? What

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Speaker 1: did you say? You said that this is what? Oh,

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Sorry, should have communicated that earlier too.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your best friend

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Speaker 1: Mark set you up. Oh my god, dude, he told

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Speaker 1: me you just got a job at a fancy new

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Speaker 1: restaurant as their dishwasher, and you wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you you. I had no idea what to do

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Speaker 1: a kind of job? Is this really good job? In

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Speaker 1: my opinion, that was insane. You think it's insane, Wait

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Speaker 1: till you see what Janis and I can do together.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to think about that. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil Funk Tap weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Holy Ruben ninety two point five