1 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. A final hour of 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show Man time flies. Time flies when 3 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: you're spending time with the Oracle Chris. Time flies when 4 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: you're having fun. We have an ugly story about drugs here. 5 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: Before we go to that, I mean, let's talk about 6 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: it's probably appropriate. Before we talk about drugs, let's talk 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,520 Speaker 1: about Senator Payote. I believe in democracy, and I don't 8 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: believe that the minority should have the ability to block 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: things that the majority want to do. That's not the Constitution. 10 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: What we're talking about right now are the individual rights 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: and liberties of half the population of the United States 12 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: of America. I think that's enough to say it's time 13 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: to get rid of the filibuster. We need to protect 14 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: voting rights, we need to protect women's right. And understand this, 15 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell has made clear they're coming after everybody. I 16 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: am going to say something controversial and for those who 17 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: don't understand what that getting rid of the filibuster thing means, 18 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 1: that would mean majority rules in the Senate. That's it. 19 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: You can pass anything into loft you have the majority. 20 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,199 Speaker 1: It's never worked that way, but that's how it would 21 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,680 Speaker 1: work now if you got rid of the filibuster, I 22 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: think they should do it. I really think Democrats should 23 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 1: do it. I think, let's see it is what May twelveth? 24 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: Do I have that right, Chris May twelve? I think 25 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: Democrats should today May twelfth pass the filibuster and then 26 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: pass anything you want. So that's May, the June, July, August, September, October, November. 27 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: That gives you six months. I think you should get 28 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: rid of that filibuster and pass anything you want for 29 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: six months, and then I want you to sit back 30 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: and I want you to enjoy the next two years 31 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: as we pass every single thing we want with not 32 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: just a majority in the Senate, which will have after November, 33 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: with a supermajority in the House of Representatives. I do 34 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: not agree with my Republican friends. I think we should 35 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: get rid of the filibuster in the Senate now sure sure, no, no, no, no, 36 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: please please pass your abortion laws. Have you have your fun? 37 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: You have six months to have your fun, children, and 38 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: then Daddy's coming in. All right, This story is ugly. 39 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: It just dropped, so I guess we have to. It's 40 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: journalist Jesse. There's just no one better. We love Jesse. 41 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Again. 42 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: We want to thank all the fans who chipped in 43 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: to help us make that little sound bite. The headline, though, 44 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: is US drug overdose deaths hit another record high. More 45 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: than one hundred and seven thousand Americans died from overdoses 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one. The only reason I bring this 47 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: up and I'm not going to dwell on it. It's sappy. 48 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: We have other stuff to get to. I have emails, 49 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: we have a new pull out there about what people 50 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: care about, the issues people care about. We have all 51 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: kinds of fun stuff to get to, So I'm not 52 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: going to dwell on this. I'm just gonna say this. 53 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: I understand. Substance abuse is a real thing. Alcohol abuse 54 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: is a real thing. It's something people struggle with. And 55 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: as we head into hard times now, stock market dip, 56 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: in inflation, interest rates, Just as we head into hard 57 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: times now, those problems always get worse. Yeah, when you're 58 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 1: when you're struggling with something, it's one thing when things 59 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: are going well. When things go poorly, you generally struggle badly. 60 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: Get help. If you're somebody with a drug problem. There 61 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: are so many resources for you out there today. Go 62 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 1: get help. There's no shame in it. You don't have 63 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: to it. What's my what's my wife gonna think? What's 64 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: my husband gonna think? What about my mom? What about 65 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: my boss? What about? There are places out there that 66 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: will take care of you quietly, quietly, but get help. 67 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: Maybe you have to tell the wife, your mom, your husband, 68 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 1: your kids. Maybe. Look, maybe you're order and your kids 69 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 1: are growing up and you've you've fallen into some stuff. 70 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: Get some help. Everybody struggles with something. Some people struggle 71 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: with drugs. Some people do the stuff now. I mean, look, 72 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: I'm not even saying this. Look I'm not being your dad. 73 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: You know you're puffing on some devils. Let us there's 74 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: no judgment here from me. I've done it. I'm saying 75 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: this because because of this ventanil problem here in America. 76 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: These things are deadly now. These things are deadly now, 77 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,840 Speaker 1: and it could take nothing. They were bet in a 78 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: local news story. I've talked about it up before about 79 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: I think it was Thailand, all or advil. They're they're 80 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: putting this stuff in these things like fake counter like 81 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: counterfeit advil pills and people were dying from those. Be 82 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: careful and if you're struggling, get help. All right, all right, 83 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: there said to get that, just said to get that 84 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 1: off my chest. Chris. You know what we need, you 85 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: know we need this to make me feel better, especially 86 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: with that new Jersey News earlier about all the trans 87 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: stuff in school. We need to hear from the Jersey girls. 88 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Murphy, how are you doing. You're having 89 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: your family in the meantime you're having all the kind 90 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 1: of other bulls. Now, y'all are lot drunks. A matter 91 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: of fact, you can golf. How's that? You know why? 92 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 1: I don't need a mask because they're ain't. Yeah, he does. No, 93 00:05:53,360 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: he doesn't like you. Thank you here. I like how 94 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: it has a couple of seconds fan where it's just beefs. 95 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: It's you, birb. All right, let's get to some emails, Jesse. 96 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,119 Speaker 1: Hearing you talk about your buddy's monstrous savages his kids 97 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: reminded me of almost thirty years ago when my mom, 98 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: when my husband and I were in a store and 99 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 1: some bratt was laying down in the aisle screeching and 100 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: flipping off the mom go I was in my twenties, 101 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: and I hated it. I looked at my husband and said, 102 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 1: you see that that will be leading our government government 103 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 1: one day. I think it was AOC says, I can 104 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: use her name. She says she loves the show, Sherry Frost. Look, 105 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: that's actually a very good point. It's a very good point. 106 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: It's not just that we have a bunch of communists, 107 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: worthless scumbags who leads society now, at every part of 108 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 1: our society. They really are all the people who didn't 109 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: get spanked enough as kids. There are people who spent 110 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: way too much time in college and not near enough 111 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 1: time was say a tool belt wrapped around their waist. 112 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: We have a bunch of children who run the country. 113 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: They do. We have children who run America at the 114 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: highest levels and order children too. Don't let a little 115 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: gray hair fool you. We have children who run the 116 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: United States of America. They don't. They don't have any 117 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: idea about the real world. And their entire life has 118 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: been one gigantic hissy fit, and now they're taking a 119 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: hissy fit out on us. All right, I have a 120 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: couple of things still to go. The Democratic Party, they're 121 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: not the party of the working class anymore. I know 122 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: a lot of traditional older Democrats, probably Democrats listening to 123 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: the sound of my voice, probably still vote Democrat because 124 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: that's what you think. Wow, they're the working class party. 125 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: Those Republicans are the party of the rich. Look, I'm 126 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: not here to champion republic Republicans to Republicans suck. But 127 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: Democrats they are the anti working class party. They are. 128 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: They are the party of the Megapoor, and they are 129 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: the party of the super rich urban elites. And they're 130 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: not even really the party of the Megapoor because they 131 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: make the lives of the megapoor even miserable. But they 132 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: are the super fancy coastal elite party. Now, that's what 133 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: they are. And I have some good audio about that 134 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: still to come. Let's get to a couple more emails, Jesse, 135 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: my beautiful diva daughter or my beautiful diva granddaughter. Alvena 136 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: lives in so and so. I'm not gonna say that location, 137 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,920 Speaker 1: and I'm in downtown blank. All right, she's close. But 138 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: in three years she has been alive despite my visits. 139 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: The first time I was allowed to hug her was 140 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,199 Speaker 1: when she was three and still no kiss for Grandma. 141 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: This Mother's Day. We must thank God Roe versus Wade 142 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,520 Speaker 1: is over and done, and we will respect the right 143 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 1: to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I don't 144 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: know actually with those two things have in common at all, 145 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,480 Speaker 1: the Roe versus Wade and the daughter thing and hindsight, 146 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: I kind of wish I hadn't read that on the air, 147 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: Hi Jesse. Two thousand Mules was great. Danesh backed up 148 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: all his points with solid facts, but no mention about 149 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: the super corrupt flood of mail in ballots. Look, Denesh 150 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,839 Speaker 1: talked about this when I flew down to Florida for 151 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 1: the premiere that two thousand Mules movie. Look, it was 152 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: just a red carpet with other celebrities, Chris, you wouldn't 153 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: know anything about it. Anyway, flew down to Florida for 154 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 1: the red carpet thing for the celebrity for all. Sorry 155 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: for the two thousand Mules, and Danesh talked about He 156 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,000 Speaker 1: got up on stage, gave a little speech before him 157 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 1: before President Trump spoke, and Denesh said, Hey, I wasn't 158 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: trying to make a movie about all the different kinds 159 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,320 Speaker 1: of cheating that went on in the election. He found 160 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 1: himself a very provable gold mine with this cell phone 161 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: tracking that they're able to do, being able to draw 162 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: out for people. Hey, look at this mule. He took 163 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 1: these illegal ballots and took him here. Look at this mule. 164 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: He took these ballots here. He never claimed it was 165 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 1: all encompassing. Yeah, there's obviously there's a lot more cheating 166 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: than went on than just what happened two thousand mules. Nevertheless, 167 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 1: highly recommend you watch it. I found it to be 168 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: very informable, very informative. All right, what are the issues 169 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,559 Speaker 1: American people care about? Not what you care about or 170 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: I care about? What do they actually care about? We 171 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,240 Speaker 1: have more breaking news. I'll talk about that in a second, 172 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: but first, allow me to give you a better night's sleep. 173 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:25,080 Speaker 1: You spend one third of your life in bed. Isn't 174 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: that an insane statistic? One third of your life will 175 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: be spent laying in bed. Chriss is probably half, but 176 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:36,559 Speaker 1: yours is one eighth. Get some Geeza dream sheets. They 177 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: are glorious. I've had all kinds of different sheets that 178 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 1: are the most comfortable freaking sheets I've ever added in 179 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: my life. I would recommend getting a couple sets, because 180 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 1: then you always have a set on when one's in 181 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: the wash. We bought ours in pairs. We got two 182 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: sets of them, and now is the time to buy 183 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,839 Speaker 1: two sets because they're sixty percent off. Now if you 184 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: want sixty percent off, you have to go to my 185 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: pillow dot com and used to promo code Jesse. Oh 186 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,679 Speaker 1: and may I just suggest stocking up on some for 187 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: some gifts. If you already have some, get him sixty 188 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: percent off. You can get him as low as thirty 189 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: nine ninety nine. Give him to mom on Mother's Day, 190 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 1: Christmas Birthday my pillow dot com promo code Jesse, or 191 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: call eight hundred eighty four five zero five four four 192 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly backs in. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 193 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 1: That's a little aggressive, don't you think, Chris. It's in 194 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 1: the final hours. It's kind of I mean, it's okay. Look, 195 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,559 Speaker 1: Metallica is hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, sir. 196 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: I like Metallica as much as the next man. All right, 197 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: I've been to Have you been to a Metallica concert? 198 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: I know you haven't because you'd never pay those prices. 199 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: Remember that Metallica concert I told you about. I went 200 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: to the Summer Sanitarium tour with my buddies. We had 201 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: my buddy and I had signed up to join the Marines, 202 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 1: and we had one We had enough time for one 203 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 1: big blowout party before we actually had to go off 204 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,599 Speaker 1: to bootcamps. You don't sign up and go off to 205 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,120 Speaker 1: boot camp the next day. He was delayed. Delayed entry 206 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: programs what it's called, or at least that's what it was. 207 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,840 Speaker 1: Get this Denver, Colorado. We're living in Bozeman at the time, 208 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: and so we all have to pile in somebody's crappy 209 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: car and road trip it down to Denver. Denver is 210 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: such a sweet city though it's okay, but anyway, we 211 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: go down to Denver Summer Sanitarium Tour, Powerman five thousand 212 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: and System of a Down are the openers. Those are 213 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: the openers for kid Rock, Corn and Metallica. What Chris, 214 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 1: why does it feel weird to put kid Rock in there? 215 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: Do you not like America? Maybe you haven't heard, you know, 216 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 1: freedom is not free. Kid Rocks is America, as it 217 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 1: gets one of the few people from my childhood that 218 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 1: didn't sell out and become a communist loser. And that's 219 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: still when he had that little midget up there Joe 220 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: Ce or whatever. That guy was the little the little 221 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,559 Speaker 1: guy who was running around on stage rapping and stuff. 222 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 1: It was hugely entertaining. Not the most kid friendly concert 223 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,719 Speaker 1: I've probably ever been to in my life, but it 224 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: was a blast. It was a blast. So I've seen Metallica, 225 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: but that song's it's not their best. It's not their best, 226 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:17,440 Speaker 1: all right, look focus, Chris Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday, 227 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 1: put a smile on your face. Does it make you nervous, Chris, 228 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: that I have this glass of water over here on 229 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,839 Speaker 1: my table by this expensive equipment up feels like I 230 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: could slipping. Oh that was close there, Chris Jesse at 231 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 232 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,400 Speaker 1: dot com. Bill Maher had somebody on and they were 233 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: talking about I was just bringing up before you before this, 234 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: in case you missed it, about how the Democratic Party 235 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: now they're no longer the working class party if you 236 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: could if they ever were, but they're definitely not now. 237 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 1: They're purely a coastal elite party. I thought this exchange 238 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: was fascinating. It's a little long. I'm gonna let it go. 239 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,440 Speaker 1: President Biden is under enormous pressure speaking your college gets 240 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: to come up with a plan now to relieve college debt. 241 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 1: A lot of people are saying this is a loser issue. 242 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: I'll give you some brief numbers here why that is. 243 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: Thirteen percent of Americans have college debt federal college debt, 244 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: So that's not a lot of people you're working to. 245 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 1: Sixty five don't go to college at all. Fifty percent 246 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: of the college debt goes to people going to grad school, 247 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: which come on. So it just looks like a loser 248 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: issue for the party that is trying to win back 249 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 1: the working class that we're going to subsidize we who 250 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 1: didn't go to college and didn't benefit from that, are 251 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:41,800 Speaker 1: gonna subsidize you to get your degree in gender studies. 252 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: As he goes into this, I just I'm gonna let 253 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: it keep going. I'm gonna let it go, Chris. As 254 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: he goes into this, I want you to keep in 255 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 1: mind though, remember they're going to double down and triple 256 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: down on the crazy as we go into the midterms. 257 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: We talked about this before, are you and me? And 258 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: they're going to do that because they don't know how 259 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: to change direction or stop themselves from being insane. Look, 260 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: there's that old saying, if the only tool you have 261 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 1: is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Well that's 262 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 1: what they're going to do. And they're gonna do these things, 263 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: and you're gonna lose your mind and say what that's crazy. 264 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: That's a small percentage, Like Bill Maher just pointed out, 265 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: thirteen percent. Why would why would you do something to 266 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,560 Speaker 1: cater to them? The only thing they have left in 267 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: the tool belt, The only tool they have left is 268 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 1: trying to motivate a currently unmotivated, unmotivated base for the 269 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: mid terms. That's part of the reason why. Anyway, I'll 270 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:43,240 Speaker 1: let them continue and sports marketing and all the other 271 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: books that they take there at all, I think it's 272 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: a loser issue for a boy. What do you think? Yeah, well, 273 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,000 Speaker 1: and this is revealing a big secret. So don't tell 274 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 1: anybody that we Democrats have a lab, two labs, actually 275 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 1: secret labs, one in berkeleyn one in Brooklyn, where we 276 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: come up ideas to completely piss off the working class. 277 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: And it's working wonderfully. Obviously, that guy made a joke 278 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: about it, and it's actually not a terrible joke because 279 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: he was he's been hard on the Democratic Party. I 280 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,280 Speaker 1: believe that guy's name is Paul Begala. He's been hard 281 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: on the Democrats, and he is a Democrat saying, hey, 282 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 1: we don't care about working class people, and frankly, they 283 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 1: don't even act like they care. I mean, remember this, 284 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,400 Speaker 1: I played this a little bit earlier in the show 285 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,600 Speaker 1: in the first hour. Working class people, many of whom 286 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: are Democrats. Working class people are getting slaughtered right now 287 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: with the gas prices. Democrats openly campaigned on higher gas prices. 288 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:46,040 Speaker 1: We know, you know, we have got to still reckon 289 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: with the impact of climate change. That clean energy transition 290 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: is not just coming, it is here. There is no 291 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: amount of domestic production that we can do when we 292 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: are dealing with a volatile global commodity where the price 293 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 1: is said globally, there's no amount of domestic production we 294 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,639 Speaker 1: can do to reduce or eliminate our vulnerability as a 295 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: country to that volatility. The only way to do that 296 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 1: is to reduce the energy intensity of the economy overall, 297 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 1: which means shifting to cleaner sources of energy. It is 298 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: just not tenable. It should motivate us to accelerate the 299 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: transition and clean energy. They're not out there even speaking 300 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: to the working class people. The guy who goes into 301 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: a diner for a cup of coffee on his way 302 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 1: to the plant with the lunch pail and his truck 303 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 1: that's thirty years old. He might be a Democrat, maybe 304 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 1: his whole family has voted Democrat his entire life, but 305 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: he can't afford to keep living like this. Democrats aren't 306 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,919 Speaker 1: even pretending to try to bring down prices for working people. 307 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:57,639 Speaker 1: They speak exclusively now to each other, and that that 308 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,639 Speaker 1: is that's the dark side of having the whole system 309 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,400 Speaker 1: on your side. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's nice. 310 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 1: The news backs you up, the media backs you up. 311 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,240 Speaker 1: Or the guess news and media is the same thing. 312 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,040 Speaker 1: Hollywood backs you up, education backs you up. Even the 313 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:15,400 Speaker 1: sports stars back you up. Corporate America. Whatever you say 314 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 1: as a Democrat, now you can anywhere you look that's 315 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: reinforced by people. That's nice. That's good. Good for you, 316 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 1: it's a good life. You can make up totalizes and 317 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: have part of the population believe it. The bad part 318 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: of that is you will eventually find yourself in so 319 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: thick of a bubble you don't even know how to 320 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: speak to normal people. The Democratic Party is now openly 321 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,920 Speaker 1: the party of high gas prices, high energy prices, open borders. 322 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 1: This is what they are. Oh and did I mention 323 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 1: they're the invade everywhere party? Who saw that coming, Who 324 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 1: saw that coming even twenty years ago, that the shoe 325 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 1: would be on the other foot. Donald Trump totally changed 326 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 1: that for the Republicans. All right, all right, I'm finally 327 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,000 Speaker 1: gonna get this. We have we have new numbers out 328 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: from journalists Jesse about what people actually care about. I'll 329 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,520 Speaker 1: get to that next, and we'll get to some emails. 330 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And look, 331 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,399 Speaker 1: we'll get to the issues that are important to you 332 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 1: according to a new poll here in a second. But 333 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,920 Speaker 1: I think it's only right whenever the Speaker of the 334 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,400 Speaker 1: House gets up to the mic. We just got this audio. 335 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: We need to let her have her say on what's 336 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:38,120 Speaker 1: going on out there. And price gouging needs to be stopped. 337 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: This is a major exploitation of the consumer because this 338 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:51,640 Speaker 1: is a product the consumer must have. Again, the putin 339 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: text hike at the pump is a part of this today, 340 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:03,680 Speaker 1: Junior Grandma Vodka struggling out there. Look, if we're gonna 341 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: have Nancy Pelosi be giving press conferences. We can't be 342 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,040 Speaker 1: having them this time of day. All right, this time 343 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,680 Speaker 1: of day. She's been empty stomach drinking for three to 344 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,200 Speaker 1: four hours. By this point in time, she's not even 345 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,120 Speaker 1: she's not even craving a grilled cheese. Yet the puta 346 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:23,639 Speaker 1: the fucka the putin tax cut or what the the 347 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: the the alright, quit, Chris, grow up, it's not nice. 348 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: Be nice to Grandma vodka. Look, it's that. It's that 349 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,280 Speaker 1: or dome. The majority of the American people believing, no, 350 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 1: we're not doing that, all right. Headline is this. By 351 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:43,920 Speaker 1: a wide margin, Americans view inflation as the top problem 352 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,680 Speaker 1: facing the country today. What a shock. All right, here's 353 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,800 Speaker 1: what it is. Number one issue by a mile is 354 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: inflation for people. Number two is the affordability of healthcare. 355 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 1: That you know what, let's pause on that for just 356 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: one second. I'm not gonna dwell on this for a 357 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: long since boring, but that's one of those things that 358 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: always pulls near the top for everyone in the country, 359 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: is the affordability of healthcare. And I'll tell you what, 360 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: Having gone through stuff like this before, you forget about 361 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: how unaffordable healthcare is until you need serious healthcare, and 362 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: then you realize it bankrupts people. I told you about 363 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 1: the time I needed that emergency appendeck to me, right, Chris, 364 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: and we didn't. Oh gosh, all right, oh buddy, it 365 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: was all right. Let me all right. Apparently I haven't 366 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: told this story in a long time. We're living in 367 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,080 Speaker 1: Arizona or no, no, this is we're living in Virginia. 368 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: We'd moved back to Virginia. I'm working in DC, living 369 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:46,159 Speaker 1: in Virginia. And one night it's seven, eight o'clock at night, 370 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 1: so it's not quite bad time yet. I'm not a 371 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,360 Speaker 1: super late nighter, but it's not quite bad time yet. 372 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, my abdomen hurts. And I 373 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,920 Speaker 1: didn't say stomach, did I. Now I can't speak for 374 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,359 Speaker 1: all emergence see or appendicitis is, but mine it was 375 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: not like a stomach. It was like my whole abdomen 376 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,159 Speaker 1: ached terribly, and I had no idea what was going on, 377 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,360 Speaker 1: So of course I thought it was gas or something 378 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 1: like that. I had eaten some halopeneo chit or brought 379 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,479 Speaker 1: works earlier that day, and I thought maybe they were 380 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,800 Speaker 1: putting some work in. But it just it even ached 381 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,600 Speaker 1: to the touch, like my skin. If you touched it, 382 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: it hurt so bad, and I'm just uncomfortable, and so 383 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: I finally I do this sometimes if I'm sick or 384 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,920 Speaker 1: I'm hurt and I don't want to. I don't want to. 385 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: The wife always wants to know what's wrong, what's what 386 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk, and I don't want to talk about it. 387 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: So I just cash in and I go to bed. 388 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: I'm just tired. I want to go to bed. That way, 389 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,639 Speaker 1: I don't have to talk about it. But I did. 390 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: I did. I did that. Of course, I could have 391 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: died in my sleep. I didn't realize how close that was. 392 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,920 Speaker 1: So I said, I'm going to bed. I'm fine, I'm 393 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,679 Speaker 1: going to bed. I go upstairs, calling to bed, wake up. 394 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,159 Speaker 1: The next morning, I roll over, or at least I 395 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,159 Speaker 1: attempt to kind of roll over, and the wife's in 396 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: the bathroom and she's getting ready. So, of course, like 397 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,960 Speaker 1: any red led American, I'm watching her. But I'm in 398 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 1: significant pain as it can't really kind of have a 399 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,360 Speaker 1: hard time move pain, and I still don't have any 400 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,639 Speaker 1: idea what this thing is. I reach over and I 401 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,919 Speaker 1: grab my phone, you know, Praise God, for phones, right, 402 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,080 Speaker 1: I grab my phone, believe it or not, I pull 403 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 1: it out and I start looking up symptoms. I figure 404 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: out on web MD. I'm not making this up, Chris, 405 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,720 Speaker 1: that I'm having appendicitis. And I finally tell her, I say, 406 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,280 Speaker 1: a baby, I think, I think you need to take 407 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 1: me to the emergency room. Well that gets her attention 408 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,159 Speaker 1: right away, because I never go to even the doctor, 409 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 1: let alone a request a trip to the emergency room. 410 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to request we got to go 411 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: to the emergency room. Now She's like, what I said, 412 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,119 Speaker 1: I think I'm having appendicitis, and she knew I was 413 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,920 Speaker 1: dead serious. Again, if I say that, it's dead serious. 414 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: So she scrambles gets dressed. I managed. It's hard for 415 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,400 Speaker 1: me to get out of bed. The dagon thing hurts 416 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: so bad. I get get myself dressed. It it's not 417 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: even that easy to walk. But I get downstairs, walk downstairs, 418 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,639 Speaker 1: get in the minivan. Chris, shut up. This time, I 419 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: let the wife drive. It was a special exception and 420 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: I was always gonna have a hard time driving, so 421 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 1: I let the wife drive. Drives me down to the 422 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 1: emergency room. I get out. I kind of have to 423 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 1: hobble in and I walk right up and the reception 424 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: nurses there, She's like, what's wrong, And I said, I 425 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,879 Speaker 1: think I'm having appendicitis And she looks at me and 426 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 1: she says, what really, And I said, one hundred percent, 427 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,920 Speaker 1: I am. Well, I'm in excruciating pain. But they're not 428 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: allowed to give you any pain medication until at least 429 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,680 Speaker 1: this is back then the rules might have changed. They're 430 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: not allowed to give you anything for the pain until 431 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: they diagnose it. So they get me in the back 432 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 1: and they lay me down on this table. Well, it 433 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 1: took like a half hour or forty five minutes before 434 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,000 Speaker 1: they could get me back to the machine. And do 435 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: I think it was an MRI? And they come back 436 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,239 Speaker 1: in and I'm laying in this room and I'm just dying, right, 437 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 1: just dying. And this nurse, I'll never forget her, sweetest 438 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 1: lady in the world, This black lady had to be 439 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,480 Speaker 1: three hundred pounds, just the nicest, like a like a 440 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,560 Speaker 1: black grandma, just the nicest human being on the planet. 441 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 1: She comes in and puts her hand on my head 442 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, you got you got a pendicitis. 443 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go to surgery soon. That's the 444 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,080 Speaker 1: bad news. So I'm like, oh, okay, well, what's what's 445 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: the good news? And she's like, I got some stuff 446 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: for the pain for you right here, and she pulls 447 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 1: out this syringe and it's just loaded up with this 448 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,080 Speaker 1: terrible pain medication and she says, all right, I'm gonna 449 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you half a one. Okay. I'll never 450 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,360 Speaker 1: forget that sweet voice. And I said, man, look look 451 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:35,160 Speaker 1: at me. I'm six foot eight, two hundred thirty pounds. 452 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,840 Speaker 1: I told her, I just love it. Leveled with her. 453 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: I said, I have a high tolerance for everything. Can 454 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,640 Speaker 1: you go ahead and just unload that whole bad boy 455 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,160 Speaker 1: in there? And she said, you know what, I will 456 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,920 Speaker 1: and she just hammers that thing down and she says, oh, 457 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna be feeling just fine now, and boo boy. 458 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,359 Speaker 1: I felt like Jim Morrison. Baby, I'm telling you what. 459 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,920 Speaker 1: It was. Me and Keith Richards. We were out there 460 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,639 Speaker 1: dancing in the clouds, riding on unicorns and stuff like that. 461 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 1: So yes, I did. They had to take me back 462 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,680 Speaker 1: for surgery and they cut out my appendix, but Chris, 463 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,199 Speaker 1: it probably grew back. That's the kind of person I am. 464 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 1: Chris bordering on superhuman. All right, sorry, let's get back 465 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 1: to the I realized I got a little bit distracted 466 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,159 Speaker 1: from the list of issues that happens sometimes. Number one 467 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: was inflation, to a distant second was healthcare. Three violent crime. 468 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,960 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Democrats are going to get slaughtered in 469 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: the midterms. Four is gun violence. Again with violent crime. 470 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,560 Speaker 1: Five is the federal budget deficit. Six gosh, this is 471 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: actually more disheartening than I thought. It's way back there. 472 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,959 Speaker 1: Six climate change, climate change, geez, we are in trouble. 473 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,680 Speaker 1: All right, let's get to some emails here. We're nearing 474 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,639 Speaker 1: the end of the show. Getting it some emails, Jesse, 475 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: in honor of the last day of the White House, 476 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: I am here to beg you to stop giving credit 477 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: to jen She's time about Jensaki for being a redhead, 478 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,600 Speaker 1: as if she's a real redhead. She's not. That lady 479 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: has the roots of a brunette. She says, thank you 480 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 1: and the best. Maria Salo's our voice. And do you 481 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,480 Speaker 1: support a no fly zone in Ukraine? I support everything 482 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:20,399 Speaker 1: that has to do with punishing Bladimir Putin and helping 483 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia. 484 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what it will mean, but you know, 485 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: freedom is not free, so you don't know what a 486 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 1: no fly zone will mean. If you do, you have 487 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 1: to shoot down Russian planes. I mean, of course, that's 488 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:37,000 Speaker 1: how conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you, thank you, Jesse. 489 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,800 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Majorcas started up his thought police division 490 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 1: after listening to your top ten Irish food of misinformation 491 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: that you were spewing during your Saint Patrick's Day show. 492 00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,119 Speaker 1: I'll remember when we did that. For those who don't remember, 493 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 1: or the new listeners for Saint Patrick's Day, you know 494 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: how Irish food look. I'm a Kelly. I can say 495 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: this Irish food is dog meat. It's just terrible. It's awful. Food. 496 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: Were the people most famous for starving and drinking. So 497 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: we decided we were going to do a top ten 498 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 1: Irish foods, only none of them were Irish foods, and 499 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: I released a new one in order every segment, so 500 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 1: we'd like, I think pizza was on there, and nachos 501 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: and stuff like that, only I said it with a 502 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 1: totally straight face. I forgot about that anyway. He goes on. 503 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: He says, I still can't believe I haven't heard anybody 504 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,560 Speaker 1: give you guff about that American cheese. Oh, I forgot. 505 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,959 Speaker 1: We put American cheese Budweiser Doritos that were invented by 506 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: Patio Paddington. I forgot. I gave him names and stuff. 507 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,080 Speaker 1: That was a fun show. Do you know what I'm 508 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: bummed about? I'm bummed that I was down for the 509 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: fancy red carpet celebrity event for important people, Chris, that 510 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: you weren't at, and we missed May fifth, We missed 511 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,959 Speaker 1: Sinko de Mio. That's our special day. Oh crap, we're 512 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: out of time. Hang on, is he smarter than everyone 513 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: he knows? Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show. 514 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The 515 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,760 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Don't forget tomorrow. As an ask doctor 516 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday, get your questions in now, right now to 517 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,960 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. They don't have 518 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,200 Speaker 1: to be political. They can be That's totally fine. Ask 519 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: me anything you want, anything at all, Doctor Jesse. When 520 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 1: I was in school in the seventies, the idea was 521 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:42,040 Speaker 1: to teach us how to think, not what to think. Well, Look, 522 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: that's not accidental. It's not accidental. They don't do that anymore. Look, 523 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 1: that's how I raise my kids. That's how I raise 524 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,560 Speaker 1: my kids. If I feel like they can figure something 525 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,000 Speaker 1: out on their own, I will tell them to do it, 526 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: and then you figure it out. Oh but dad, can't 527 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,640 Speaker 1: you Yo? I could? I could. I'm trying to teach 528 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 1: you how to think for yourself at all times. Jesse, 529 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: I can't stop laughing about your friend's monster kids. My 530 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: cousin's daughters were horrible. One day at the beach, my 531 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: niece called my cousin the sea word. My kids just 532 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: stared at me, wondering why she was still alive. My 533 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 1: cousin and her husband did not blink. I wanted to 534 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,560 Speaker 1: smash her into the sand. It's unreal how people allow this, 535 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,920 Speaker 1: and it does not surprise me why we are living 536 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: in this hell. My niece is now my nephew, and 537 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,760 Speaker 1: she moved to California and hates her mother. My boys 538 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: are the greatest, and everyone that meets them cannot believe 539 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,080 Speaker 1: how good and respectful they are. You're raising your son's upright, 540 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: and it gives me hope. Love your show. Look forward 541 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,120 Speaker 1: to it every single night we get Look, I'm not 542 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 1: proud of very much. Obviously, I'm a terrible human being. 543 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: I've never pretended otherwise. I know that I am very 544 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: proud of how often we get compliments on our boys. 545 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 1: We get compliments at restaurants the waiter yes, sir, no, sir, 546 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,040 Speaker 1: speak up, no, thank you. It's it's so uncommon that 547 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 1: teaching kids basic banners today is common. And my folks 548 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,240 Speaker 1: just came down and visited, and I'd come home and 549 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 1: both sets of grandparents were in town, and they were downstairs, 550 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 1: and my boys they didn't want to hang out with 551 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,959 Speaker 1: their grandparents, because what kid really wants to hang out 552 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: that much with their grandparents? So the grandparents let them go. 553 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,120 Speaker 1: Boys took off upstairs to go play and break something. 554 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 1: Who knows what they were doing. But I got home 555 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: and I got mad at them that they weren't downstairs 556 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: spending time with their grandparents. For I said, bus get 557 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 1: in here, and I called him in the room privately, 558 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 1: away from everyone else, and I just chewed them out, 559 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,080 Speaker 1: just chewed them out. I expect better. I'm disappointed in 560 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: both you, you know, gave them that whole talk later 561 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 1: on my mom, Grandma says, well, I wish you didn't 562 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,640 Speaker 1: have to be so hard on them. They're good boys. 563 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: They said, why do you think they're good boys? And 564 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: it's hilarious to listen to my parents complain about how 565 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: hard I am on my kids. I got paddled more 566 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: when I was a kid than any kid on the 567 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: face of the planet. What, Chris, Oh, yeah, that's right. 568 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,160 Speaker 1: My mom was given a paddle by an elder in 569 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: our church to save me from the devil. That's what 570 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 1: he told her. That's what he told her. That's cold, man. 571 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,960 Speaker 1: And now here's a headline, you know the thing headlines 572 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. With supply chain woes and 573 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,680 Speaker 1: burnout staff New York City schools struggle to spend the 574 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 1: seven billion dollars and federal funds. I almost forgot about that. 575 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,240 Speaker 1: Sometimes I forget about that that the Blue States destroyed 576 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 1: their own economy, destroyed their own people. That did it 577 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,360 Speaker 1: on purpose so the economy nationally would be ruined and 578 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 1: Donald Trump could lose an election. And they did it 579 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,200 Speaker 1: because they knew if Joe Biden won an election, he 580 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,000 Speaker 1: would promptly pass a massive bill that would hand out 581 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: and pay off all the Blue States who destroyed their 582 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 1: own economy. I had almost forgotten that had happened. What 583 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,719 Speaker 1: truly evil people lead this country? Pro abortion activists are 584 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 1: protesting outside Nancy Pelosi's house accusing her of being complicit. 585 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,440 Speaker 1: One that's hilarious. I love that that's happening. Two two bad. 586 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi never actually goes to her house, she said, 587 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 1: some fancy five star resorts somewhere or whatever fancy place 588 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: she lives at in DC. Truly, truly, Grandma Vodka is evil. 589 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: Royalty India Elder Lee couples Sue's son over the lack 590 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,320 Speaker 1: of grandchildren. I'm telling you what, man, Grandma and Grandpa 591 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: the second you get married, the second you get married, 592 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,600 Speaker 1: they start giving you the side eye. So anything new 593 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 1: in the house over there? Oh, how's she feeling a 594 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,800 Speaker 1: little morning sick? Over there? It's terrible, geez, NBA to 595 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,920 Speaker 1: stage games and the United Arab Emirates where her homosexuality 596 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: is punishable by death. Yes, these are the same NBA 597 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 1: players who routinely protest against the United States of America 598 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: while in America, accusing us of being an evil, horrible place. Remember, 599 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 1: the American communist has many forms. He's a climate turane activist, 600 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 1: he's a feminist, he's an LGBTQ Air Force guy. He's 601 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,839 Speaker 1: one of these black civil rights leaders, one of these 602 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,840 Speaker 1: sports stars who believe they're somehow oppressed. But they're all communists. 603 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,000 Speaker 1: They all hate the country. They don't know they're communists, 604 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: most of them, but that's what they all are. A 605 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,680 Speaker 1: new aggrieved minority who's been told that they've been oppressed 606 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,640 Speaker 1: their whole lives, and that that it's America that did 607 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:32,520 Speaker 1: the oppressing. And it's disgusting. It's disgusting. What's happened. Yes, 608 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,920 Speaker 1: safe smoking kits, including free crack pipes. We know because 609 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,960 Speaker 1: we got them. The Biden administration is as a multi 610 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:47,120 Speaker 1: million dollar harm reduction grant program, and what it's doing. 611 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: One of the things it's doing, it's actually handing out 612 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,080 Speaker 1: crack pipes. That's factual. I'm not making that up. That's 613 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: actually happened. That's the kind of country we have at 614 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,759 Speaker 1: this point in time. House Republicans demand answers from c 615 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: DC over reports it tracked location data from millions of 616 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:11,440 Speaker 1: Americans during the COVID nineteen pandemic. We are living in 617 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,200 Speaker 1: one of the creepiest, if not the creepiest times to 618 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,840 Speaker 1: be alive in the history of this country. That is 619 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,160 Speaker 1: for dagon. Sure. Of course they tracked our data. They're 620 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,840 Speaker 1: tracking everything you do. Study finds cleaner air leads to 621 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: more Atlantic hurricanes. Have I not been the one campaigning 622 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 1: for more cool plants each and every day? Of course 623 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:39,120 Speaker 1: I have Elon Musk, an erratic visionary revels. In contradiction, 624 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,360 Speaker 1: Elon Musk is a genius. That's why he has a 625 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 1: hard time talking. Chris said, he's crazy. Well, yes, he's 626 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,920 Speaker 1: a genius. I mean, at least a little bit crazy. 627 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: The geniuses don't think like you think. I mean they 628 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,080 Speaker 1: think like I think because I'm a genius, Chris, I 629 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,600 Speaker 1: relate to these people. All right, Tomorrow's and asked doctor 630 00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com as 631 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,920 Speaker 1: the email address. We'll have some more fun, I promise, 632 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,160 Speaker 1: that's all.