Speaker 1: Previously on does this murder make me look gay?
Speaker 2: Can someone help me turn tush over?
Speaker 3: These marks?
Speaker 2: Though? If they are from a knife, that's not one
Speaker 2: I've ever seen before.
Speaker 4: Shock.
Speaker 2: Why would you lie about sleeping with Kelly?
Speaker 5: He paid me for an alibi.
Speaker 2: I asked you all to tell me the truth so
Speaker 2: I could find the killer. Then I stumble on YouTube
Speaker 2: fucking who is fucking Reginald in Shock?
Speaker 5: Is that a lesbian?
Speaker 4: My dear queer listener, Thank Gaga, you're back. We left
Speaker 4: our previous episode with my house guests gathered by the
Speaker 4: front door of my exquisite Hudson Valley home. The storm
Speaker 4: was storming more intensely than Amy klobashar behind closed doors allegedly,
Speaker 4: and standing before them was a freezing cold lesbian on
Speaker 4: the brink of death or at least hypothermia.
Speaker 6: Excuse me, didn't realize it was interrupting a gay reenactment
Speaker 6: of Clue.
Speaker 2: Oh we're not performers, Speak.
Speaker 7: For yourself, James on DJ Connelly.
Speaker 6: I was heading back to the city when my car
Speaker 6: broke down, so I pulled over.
Speaker 8: To wait out the storm.
Speaker 7: But it never stopped.
Speaker 6: Oh after hour and the locks frozen. I was stuck
Speaker 6: a sign, so I've been living off a single kombucha
Speaker 6: two packets.
Speaker 7: Of oyster crackers.
Speaker 9: Had an old Melissa Third City.
Speaker 8: I've always been a fat of her raspy vocals and
Speaker 8: confessional lyrics, O.
Speaker 5: You and me both.
Speaker 6: I tried calling nine one one, but had no signal,
Speaker 6: so I played come to my window on loop, hoping
Speaker 6: someone would hear it and find me alas.
Speaker 8: Who can blame you? It's a beautiful song way by
Speaker 8: the lad of Some might say a queer anthem.
Speaker 7: There's only one person who would say that, and her
Speaker 7: name rhymes with per kiss a methridge.
Speaker 6: Once I ran out of food, I sucked my journal dry.
Speaker 6: Are you ware that leather is full of nutrients?
Speaker 10: I've always thought so, which is why I've been looking
Speaker 10: for a leather daddy for years.
Speaker 5: Guess what still looking?
Speaker 6: I was finally able to escape by using my keys.
Speaker 6: I took them off my oversized carabiner and placed one
Speaker 6: on each finger, creating a makeshift version of brass knuckles.
Speaker 5: Damn, lesbians are crafty.
Speaker 6: Then I punched through the frozen window and clawed my
Speaker 6: way out onto the street. Did I just here singing?
Speaker 2: Oh, we're playing the fun Home cast album. It's definitely
Speaker 2: not lay us so longer trapped in the basement crying
Speaker 2: out for help through song fun Home.
Speaker 7: I love that show.
Speaker 1: Surpress, Surpress.
Speaker 2: Of course you do, Reginald behave anyway.
Speaker 6: I made my way to the first house I saw
Speaker 6: was this one. Can I say till the road's clear?
Speaker 1: I'm so very lesbian.
Speaker 7: Cold, I'm very very.
Speaker 2: Cold one moment. Okay, ladies, what do we do? Her
Speaker 2: story is deeply moving, but.
Speaker 1: Let's see there are two dead bodies in the house
Speaker 1: that she could discover. I think I'll go with no.
Speaker 1: Let her freeze.
Speaker 8: That sort of attitude is what gives gay men a
Speaker 8: bad name. I say, let the dyke in Henry.
Speaker 10: You're always homophobic this and homophobic that you can't throw around.
Speaker 5: The word dyke.
Speaker 10: Willy Nelly, I say, let tj into warm herself. This
Speaker 10: isn't one of Ryan Murphy's houses. All are welcome here.
Speaker 7: I for one, don't want to frozen lesbian on my conscience.
Speaker 7: But let's make sure she didn't stumble into Vandy's bedroom
Speaker 7: where we're keeping his antush's meat sacks.
Speaker 5: I'm with Poli. Let the pull thing in Moon.
Speaker 2: You've been unusually quiet me.
Speaker 7: I think no for her own safety.
Speaker 2: Well majority rules. Of course you're can come in, TJ.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Whoever said all gay men are horrible and only care
Speaker 6: about how they look and what they eat and who
Speaker 6: they fuck and Patty Lapone was wrong.
Speaker 8: Someone get this woman a coat to warm her up
Speaker 8: and a butter beer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a blanket would do just fine.
Speaker 1: The blankets are all spoken for.
Speaker 8: Reginald relaxed. I saw a cashmir throw on the Chesterfield.
Speaker 8: I'll grab it.
Speaker 7: Just tell me where to go.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be a bother too late.
Speaker 2: Don't mind him, TJ. We've had over rough twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Maybe not as rough though.
Speaker 8: Here a blanket, it's very soft. Wrap it around your.
Speaker 2: Shoulders, Reginald. Is there a spare bedroom TJ can use
Speaker 2: so she doesn't, you know, go poking around the house.
Speaker 9: I don't poke.
Speaker 7: I'm more of a fister.
Speaker 1: I suppose it can use the green bedroom if it
Speaker 1: must it ignore him.
Speaker 2: We're happier with us. We just need you to go
Speaker 2: up to the green bedroom, close the door and stay inside,
Speaker 2: no matter what you hear.
Speaker 6: No problem me, I've stated at Elton, John and David
Speaker 6: furnished his place a bunch of times. I know the drill.
Speaker 6: I'm a stage manager. I can survive anything except Dance
Speaker 6: of the Vampires. Ooh, and the inheritance man that was long.
Speaker 6: Just point me in the right direction.
Speaker 2: I'll do one better. I'll escort you myself.
Speaker 6: Thank you, gaze, I mean, guys.
Speaker 4: And so, James took TJ by the arm and let
Speaker 4: her up stairs. But what he and everyone else failed
Speaker 4: to notice was the passing glance shared between TJ and
Speaker 4: another guest, someone who knew her quite well and was
Speaker 4: remaining quiet for the moment at least, someone who very
Speaker 4: well may have wanted her dead.
Speaker 11: In a house on him lives okay, and his friends
Speaker 11: want him dead to ride why someone wants to kill
Speaker 11: him even though it's wrong, since the world is manner
Speaker 11: wrong than be is born him very closely him with yourris.
Speaker 8: See if you can guess to which one of.
Speaker 11: These queens maybe is the killer?
Speaker 8: Who is the killer? Who did it?
Speaker 5: Who wanted inter.
Speaker 12: Who crept in his man?
Speaker 10: Who did.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 12: It?
Speaker 1: Was it mean?
Speaker 8: Who could it be?
Speaker 3: Who did it?
Speaker 5: They're drugging like flies?
Speaker 8: Who did it? These guys like guys? Who did it?
Speaker 13: Who was it?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 13: In me.
Speaker 8: Who could it be?
Speaker 11: Does this word make me look?
Speaker 4: With TJ locked away, James addressed the remaining three HouseGuests
Speaker 4: in the living room, Wilmer Moon, Polly, Henry, Reginald and Jacques.
Speaker 2: Okay, folks, TJ's in the green room. I used this
Speaker 2: to bolter in the master key. Is the only way
Speaker 2: in and out of the locked rooms.
Speaker 8: Minus the hidden passageway in Vandy's.
Speaker 2: Bedroom, Yes, Henry, minus that, Reginald. Any more secret rooms
Speaker 2: the murderer might be able to access?
Speaker 1: How would I know they're secret?
Speaker 2: Yes? But you own the house.
Speaker 10: Actually, Daddy owns owned the house. Reginald isn't on the paperwork.
Speaker 10: What I'm just dating facts.
Speaker 1: Vandy and I share everything. This place is just as
Speaker 1: much mine as his. So if you think you're going
Speaker 1: to move back in Wilmer, you've got another thing coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, did you just slap me?
Speaker 7: Did you just slap me?
Speaker 1: You know it? Which bitch?
Speaker 13: Freak?
Speaker 1: Geek skank wank?
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, break it up. None of us work for
Speaker 2: greg Orlanti. We can all be civilized. Let's steer clear
Speaker 2: of TJ's room. As soon as the storm dies down,
Speaker 2: we'll send her on her way. Never to be heard
Speaker 2: from again, just like original Jersey Boys star John Lloyd Young.
Speaker 5: Well, I for.
Speaker 1: One, have far better things to do than cozy up
Speaker 1: to a l la la la lisbian and remind me
Speaker 1: to burn the sheets when this is over.
Speaker 7: Let's not forget that we cut the killer Kelly, which is.
Speaker 1: Why we locked him up.
Speaker 7: What do we plan on doing with him?
Speaker 2: Kelly might be guilty, but he also shared some information
Speaker 2: I need to follow up on. If anyone leaves this
Speaker 2: room without my permission, I'll assume you are the murderer. Now, shock,
Speaker 2: come with me?
Speaker 13: Uh, I can't. Reginald really took it out me. Plus,
Speaker 13: I just made a jackie in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: No uugh, I mean walk with me to Vandy's study.
Speaker 2: You have some explaining to.
Speaker 4: James closed the door of my study, taking a seat
Speaker 4: on top of my large, heavy, thick desk. Jacques sat
Speaker 4: across from him, burrowed into one of my magnificent club chairs.
Speaker 4: The porn star wasn't used to being interrogated with his
Speaker 4: clothes on.
Speaker 2: Tell me about yourself. Start at the beginning.
Speaker 5: Well, I had to be vacuumed out of me.
Speaker 13: Mum's vagen doctor said they'd never seen a d stuck
Speaker 13: dog mom before, not that far.
Speaker 2: Just when did you start blackmailing Bandy? Whah, I've never
Speaker 2: cut the crap, Jacques Kelly said, you've been blackmailing him.
Speaker 2: You can deny it, or you can finally be honest
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 13: Fine, I'll tell you my story, but only to prove
Speaker 13: my innocence. You may not know this, but I'm a
Speaker 13: porn star.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I know it was fun at first having sex be
Speaker 13: your job. Other people went to an office, me I
Speaker 13: went to a bed. Other people chowed down cafeteria food
Speaker 13: for lunch. Me our chowed down dick and But porn
Speaker 13: is a young man's game.
Speaker 5: I'm not dummy, right.
Speaker 13: I know my time in front of the camera is limited.
Speaker 13: Every ours eventually runs its race. Same goes for those
Speaker 13: with a horse cock. But I've been on hundreds of
Speaker 13: film sets and I know how the sausage gets made.
Speaker 13: But a few years ago I decided.
Speaker 5: I want to be the one to make it.
Speaker 13: I want to stop starring and porn and I want
Speaker 13: to stop directing it. So I studied up and I
Speaker 13: became an expert in all things pornography. I can quote
Speaker 13: every line in Space nuts name any article of leather
Speaker 13: in the fashionistas even tell you how many palm trees
Speaker 13: are in island fever Free.
Speaker 5: My goal is to have.
Speaker 13: Something as big as theirates, only were they ripped off
Speaker 13: Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm thinking Middle.
Speaker 5: Earth the Lord of the cock.
Speaker 14: Rings working title, Maybe keep working anyhow. That's how I
Speaker 14: came across Fandy. He started in porn. Did you know that?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't.
Speaker 13: He was clever. Used a pseudonym for his directing, Jizimeia
Speaker 13: m a playoff his middle name, Jeremiah. How did I
Speaker 13: figure out Mandy's secret?
Speaker 2: You ask? I didn't ask that.
Speaker 13: Only a film officionados such as myself noticed. Vandy used
Speaker 13: a lot of the same shots in his porn nose
Speaker 13: as he did in his mainstream movies. His breakthrough horror film,
Speaker 13: which which there is an interesting angle that we watch
Speaker 13: an accused woman burn from the same angle from which
Speaker 13: we watch a mustachio twink get his asshole wrecked in
Speaker 13: the porn of Twelve Angry Men, oh Ud, a horror
Speaker 13: Vandy's farm movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen it. Part of it.
Speaker 13: There's a scene where two actors screw in a pic
Speaker 13: trough and the exact same trough is used in the
Speaker 13: porno star Wars.
Speaker 14: Now.
Speaker 13: Once I figured out that Jizimaier was actually Vandy, I
Speaker 13: hunted him down and I made my request.
Speaker 2: How much money does you want to keep Vandy's past
Speaker 2: a secret?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 13: At first I wanted Vandy to mentor me, show me
Speaker 13: the ropes, teach a bloke to fish and all that.
Speaker 13: Who better to learn about directing from right? But Vandy refused.
Speaker 13: You wanted nothing to do with pawn anymore. And that's
Speaker 13: when I demanded money to keep quiet. Otherwise I'd leak
Speaker 13: his past to the press. I'm not proud of mind you,
Speaker 13: but he gave me no choice.
Speaker 2: Is that why you started seeing Reginald to get back
Speaker 2: at him?
Speaker 13: Maybe at first, but our relationship has its perks. Reginald
Speaker 13: gives me gifts, lotions my skin. Plus he has loads
Speaker 13: of obscure stories from history.
Speaker 5: Did you know that there was a Second World War?
Speaker 13: Also, he's into some wild role play, kinky stuff, like
Speaker 13: like stand on over me at not with a medical scalpel,
Speaker 13: you know.
Speaker 2: But it's just sex.
Speaker 13: It's nothing serious, at least not serious enough to kill over.
Speaker 2: But money is Vandy was paying you to keep quiet
Speaker 2: if he decided to stop. That's a motive.
Speaker 13: It will be if I cared about cash, but I don't.
Speaker 13: I took Vandy's money because I figured that eventually he'd
Speaker 13: get tired and he'd take me under his wing.
Speaker 5: But now that he's dead, there goes that plan.
Speaker 2: It's hard to believe you don't care about money. Everyone
Speaker 2: cares about money.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not everyone.
Speaker 13: If it was all about money, I'd have done something
Speaker 13: anything to get into his will. But even I'm not
Speaker 13: stupid enough to think my name is in there.
Speaker 2: Bandy's will, of course, do you know what's in it
Speaker 2: or where it is?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 5: But Vandy talked about it all the time. One day
Speaker 5: you'd be in, the next day you'd be out. He
Speaker 5: changed it so much that I'm sure it's somewhere in
Speaker 5: this house. He'd want easy access.
Speaker 4: As much as James didn't want to, he believed Jaques,
Speaker 4: which meant that he'd hit another dead end. Besides, why
Speaker 4: would Jacques want Tush dead. No, the best suspect was
Speaker 4: still Kelly, who was thankfully tied up and locked away upstairs.
Speaker 2: I believe you, Jacques. Now do me a favor and
Speaker 2: go back to the living room and send Henry to
Speaker 2: see me.
Speaker 5: Before I go. Do you want me to fuck you?
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 13: Pick you up, toss you around as a wait you
Speaker 13: say thanks for listening?
Speaker 2: Can't you just say thanks for listening?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I Coulz never thought of it like that.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, TJ was warming herself up while doing some girdling,
Speaker 4: which is when a girl uses a journal. She still
Speaker 4: couldn't feel her toes and her doc Martins were frozen
Speaker 4: to her legs, but she was a bit better physically. Emotionally, though,
Speaker 4: TJ was uneasy, and not just because she was in
Speaker 4: a house full of gay men. Let's listen in and then.
Speaker 6: I ran out of food. Thankfully I had that Melissa
Speaker 6: Ethard CD, but it hurt coming out just as much
Speaker 6: as it did going down. Her song Somebody Bring Me
Speaker 6: some Water has a whole new meaning.
Speaker 9: But that isn't the strangest thing, Dear Diary. See, I
Speaker 9: know someone in this house, someone I recognize right away, only.
Speaker 6: There pretending not to know me. Do they blame me
Speaker 6: for what happened? It wasn't my fault. They're the ones
Speaker 6: sleep walking through life.
Speaker 7: And now.
Speaker 6: I've stumbled into a nightmare.
Speaker 4: TJ put her diary down and decided to take a
Speaker 4: hot shower. Surely that would help calm her nerves and
Speaker 4: unstick those pesky Doc Martin's TJ stepped in and let
Speaker 4: the warm wetness rush all over her lovely lesbian body.
Speaker 9: Oh, I feel nice.
Speaker 4: She even sang a bit to herself.
Speaker 12: Come to my window, wave all light, all moon, between
Speaker 12: the water and the singing.
Speaker 4: Well, she never heard the click of the bedroom door
Speaker 4: as it opened and someone stepped inside. Back in my study,
Speaker 4: James was interrogating Henry as if he were a cast
Speaker 4: member on Amazon Freevie's breakout hit Jury Duty.
Speaker 2: All right, Henry, spill, I know you and Vandy were feuding.
Speaker 2: I found a copy of the season desist letter that
Speaker 2: Vandy's lawyer sent you.
Speaker 8: That old thing. Sure, and Vandy and I weren't feuding.
Speaker 8: A feud implies love turned to hate. The drama between
Speaker 8: me and Vandy had zero love present, like SJP and
Speaker 8: Kim Katrol. Allegedly, Vandy and I were in an epic
Speaker 8: battle between good and evil, just like in Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: And I assume what you were good and Vandy was evil.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, my whole life I've wanted one thing, love, respect,
Speaker 8: a castle that resembles Hogwarts. That's why I became an
Speaker 8: interior designer because of the world JK. Rowling invented. Look
Speaker 8: me up online you'll see reviewers call my ascetic castle cheek.
Speaker 8: To be clear, I stopped supporting JK once she started
Speaker 8: espousing transphobia. But the world she created, Oh, the world,
Speaker 8: the stone, the brick, the sconces, the magic, a place
Speaker 8: where outsiders can be accepted. I wanted that for myself,
Speaker 8: my very own Hogwarts. It took years to design, and
Speaker 8: Vandy took that dream away from me. He was worried
Speaker 8: about his views, his fucking views. He didn't care that
Speaker 8: I was building my dream castle and that would be
Speaker 8: his view. He had to complain to the town board
Speaker 8: and get his lawyers involved. My architectural plans were denied
Speaker 8: and it was all his fault.
Speaker 2: So you killed him.
Speaker 8: I wish i'd killed him. I would have, but I didn't,
Speaker 8: and I certainly wouldn't have used arsenic. That's far too quick.
Speaker 8: Where's the fanfare? No, I'd want him, need him to suffer.
Speaker 8: Do you know the most painful way to die? People
Speaker 8: think it's burning alive? But actually it's far more subtle dehydration.
Speaker 8: I'd slip him so many diuretics. He'd be a revolving
Speaker 8: door to the bathroom, kissing his life away. Literally, he'd
Speaker 8: start to break down first, malaise in the absence of water.
Speaker 8: The body will try to hydrate itself with anything it
Speaker 8: can fined, like cerebral spinal fluid, the stuff around your brain.
Speaker 8: Then the kidney stops secreting urine and swell and the
Speaker 8: eyes dry, Fever and dizziness and hallucinations.
Speaker 1: Oh my.
Speaker 8: Finally he'd ra coma, then slip away into the beyond.
Speaker 8: And if that didn't work, there's always a voto kadafra.
Speaker 2: Henry. That's absolutely evil.
Speaker 8: Well, I am a slytherin.
Speaker 4: James tried to process what Henry just told him. He
Speaker 4: was so open about his hatred for me. He had
Speaker 4: nothing to hide. If Henry had poisoned me, wouldn't he
Speaker 4: be acting a bit more well.
Speaker 2: Guilty based off everything you've said. You should be my
Speaker 2: number one suspect and under psychiatric evaluation. And yet I
Speaker 2: think you're innocent, insane but innocent.
Speaker 8: Duh. Plus I have no reason to kill Tush. I
Speaker 8: liked him he reminded me of Hagrid only gay.
Speaker 2: Well, well, mcgare you can leave, Henry. Good luck, James.
Speaker 8: You'll figure this out or die trying.
Speaker 4: As James watched Henry head back to the group, he
Speaker 4: noticed something on the floor where Henry had been sitting,
Speaker 4: something that fell out of the interior designer's pocket and
Speaker 4: onto the carpet.
Speaker 2: Is that a needle?
Speaker 4: Indeed it was. As James examined it, he recalled a
Speaker 4: strange exchange between Henry and Reginald in the secret passageway
Speaker 4: when they'd yet to discover my body, an exchange that
Speaker 4: had seemed about drugs.
Speaker 5: Henry, are you thinking not here?
Speaker 1: Not now?
Speaker 5: I need it, Reginald.
Speaker 8: I need my fix.
Speaker 4: James held the needle up to his eye, empty. What
Speaker 4: had been inside of it? He wondered, thinking to himself.
Speaker 2: What is this about?
Speaker 4: Exhausted from his entire negations, James returned to the living room,
Speaker 4: where he'd instructed everyone to wait.
Speaker 2: Okay, folks, I've narrowed it down to Wilmer.
Speaker 3: Where is everyone?
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 10: I'm just fathing my nails. I want to get them
Speaker 10: sharp and pointy so I can use them like cat
Speaker 10: claws to defend myself.
Speaker 3: I told you all to stay here.
Speaker 1: You were serious?
Speaker 4: Oh no, what was that?
Speaker 2: TJ?
Speaker 4: My house guests found themselves together in the hallway outside
Speaker 4: the green bedroom where TJ was locked inside.
Speaker 3: Out of my way. Everyone moved alone, TJ. Are you okay?
Speaker 5: Another scream? But wait, it's coming from Kelly.
Speaker 3: Everyone stand back, Kelly, hold on, we're coming.
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 8: James opened the door. Kelly might be hurt.
Speaker 7: He's definitely hurt.
Speaker 5: Why else would he have screamed?
Speaker 3: I can't find the master key. It should be in
Speaker 3: my pocket.
Speaker 1: But did you check your butthole? Sometimes I stash things
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: It's not in my butthole. It's lost. Someone must have
Speaker 3: stolen it.
Speaker 8: Quick. We need to break down the door. Jacques, you
Speaker 8: have muscles, ram yourself into it.
Speaker 5: I am known for my women.
Speaker 2: What about that statue, the one of Vandy posing like
Speaker 2: some Greek god.
Speaker 1: His name is Zeus, and that statue happens to be
Speaker 1: a gift from Ellen degenerous and we support her, yes,
Speaker 1: no matter what anyone says. And I don't think you
Speaker 1: should be putting your grammy.
Speaker 5: No, it's perfect, Henry, but your ends there Wima? Oh
Speaker 5: that end. Nope, that's my dick wops and those are
Speaker 5: my balls.
Speaker 10: Sorry, I'm nervous on the.
Speaker 13: Carter free one two.
Speaker 4: The door to Kelly's bedroom split open, wider than Richard
Speaker 4: gear After that alleged Gurbil incident. My house guests poured
Speaker 4: in to see what baby and Jay.
Speaker 3: Look. The screaming isn't coming from Kelly. It's Angela Lance Fairy.
Speaker 3: Weby love Jay?
Speaker 13: We loved?
Speaker 8: Oh man?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, Rock maybe loves Jay?
Speaker 3: Why is the window open?
Speaker 2: Angela Lance Fairy? Colm down? It's okay, call mere berdie,
Speaker 2: come down?
Speaker 1: Punkin Roman yamaga, No, no, get away, get whay, don't
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 11: Look, don't do it?
Speaker 4: Laugh so much, loop so.
Speaker 3: Much loop Loo Jesus, that bird is.
Speaker 5: Demented Kentucky, dreader bull.
Speaker 13: Oh, that's when you're sucking a girl and she tries
Speaker 13: to run away while your dick is still inside her
Speaker 13: in Kentucky.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, is that Kelly murder on the floor?
Speaker 3: What's all over him?
Speaker 1: I'd know that color and substance anywhere. It's strawberry loob jesus,
Speaker 1: he's not moving.
Speaker 5: What happened to his neck?
Speaker 2: Is that a ruby necklace? Oh? No, his eyes are bloodshot,
Speaker 2: his skin is blue, and that isn't a necklace. He's
Speaker 2: been garrotted by some kind of wire.
Speaker 5: Oh thank god. I was so worried he'd been murdered too.
Speaker 2: He he was Jacques Kelly was strangled.
Speaker 5: Oh my bad, that's my bad.
Speaker 12: Rock Ramayanica pot, you're killing me, Kentucky dractor.
Speaker 3: Pull a carra Oh my god, bird shot up.
Speaker 2: Look on the bright side.
Speaker 1: At least we know Kelly wasn't the killer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's dead, right, But he wasn't guilty.
Speaker 8: But he's dead.
Speaker 5: The birds are only witnessed.
Speaker 10: Maybe we can get Angela Land's Fairy to tell us
Speaker 10: who the killer is.
Speaker 5: And j Brock of Skittles Haervice w a unicorn?
Speaker 8: What's that one?
Speaker 5: Oh? A unicorn is when you I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Come here, Angela Lance Fairy, Come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 5: Approach her slowly and steady, otherwise she'll freak out.
Speaker 1: Who pushed me?
Speaker 7: Sorry, there's so much lube on the floor.
Speaker 3: I slipped song cocks. Well, now Angela Lance Ferry is gone.
Speaker 8: Idiot.
Speaker 3: She flew out the window and into the storm. She
Speaker 3: was a perfect witness.
Speaker 5: Fuck you know James.
Speaker 10: Not to be a downer, but you're sort of a
Speaker 10: shitty detective.
Speaker 5: Next time on Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay?
Speaker 2: I have to say, Moon, your absence is a little suspicious.
Speaker 7: Back off, James, Moon wouldn't hurt a fly?
Speaker 8: No, I would.
Speaker 5: I hate flies.
Speaker 1: I've never really seen a woman's nude body live and
Speaker 1: in person. Where where would you grab it? There's not
Speaker 1: a handle, right, Somebody, please help everyone.
Speaker 2: Go to your rooms, barricade your doors. We just have
Speaker 2: to last another night.
Speaker 15: Does This Murder Make Me Look Gay? Stars Michael Yuri
Speaker 15: as James Wilson, Douglas Sills as Reginald Divine, Robin de
Speaker 15: Jesus as Wilmer Munroe, Seyenne Jackson as Jacques Saint Cox,
Speaker 15: Sean Patrick Doyle as Madam Moon, Brad Oscar as Tush
Speaker 15: von Munch, Nathan Lee Graham as Henry Jacobs, Frankie Grande
Speaker 15: as Kelly Raymore, and Flanagan, Seth Radetsky as Polly Barker,
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