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Speaker 1: If you got run over by a bus right now,

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Speaker 1: So let's prove how positive we are and take some things.

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Speaker 1: The Hoff is on the phone. Love, what's up, David Hasselhoff?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Hey, guys, sounds pretty good, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't mind being the hot. Yeah, rippling muscles and

422
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Speaker 1: old sound young. Were you reborn? Are you in red shorts? Right? Yeah,

423
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 1: that's right, you know, good old reinformation shorts. That chest

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Speaker 1: hairriers still pretty puffy lush, Oh yeah, nice and puffy.

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Speaker 1: Definitely got that taco meat going on. Oh what taco meat?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Something else? No, that's uh. When

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Speaker 1: you wear like a button shirt like and unbuttoned like

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Speaker 1: two buttons, you have some of the chest hair coming out,

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Speaker 1: it kind of looks like taco meat. I could see that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why that's that's what they call it, though.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. All right, all right, well anyways,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Yeah? Yeah, so, um, I

433
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Speaker 1: actually stumbled onto some well, no, I had some really

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Speaker 1: good luck recently. Um. I you know, I've been doing

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Speaker 1: not so well the last couple of months. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: a lot of people can kind of you know, have

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Speaker 1: felt the same. Um and especially when it comes to money.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm just kind of like trying to, um,

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Speaker 1: not go beyond my means. I'm fame with some friends

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Speaker 1: right now, I have some of my savings. But um,

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Speaker 1: so I actually won ten thousand dollars. Oh yeah, yeah,

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00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: I'm feeling I did a lottery I just you know,

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Speaker 1: did one of the tickets. And wow, is that your

444
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you won ten thousand dollars? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean so that sounds like a brag, but I

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Speaker 1: feel guilty about it. I feel guilty because, um, well

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Speaker 1: you know recently last week actually, my mom called and

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Speaker 1: asked if I could help her out with some stuff,

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Speaker 1: money stuff, and I, you know, I said, I was like, no, Mom,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm you didn't help your mother? You yeah,

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Speaker 1: woman raised you the hell's wrong with you? I know,

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Speaker 1: help your mother. I want to no, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that there's still like

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Speaker 1: some left for me. You know, how much was she

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Speaker 1: asking for? Like? Why did you think you have a

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Speaker 1: bunch of money when you're she probably knows that you don't.

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Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know. I don't know why she

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Speaker 1: would think I have the money. But you know, she

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Speaker 1: asked me for a couple hundred bucks. You couldn't a

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Speaker 1: couple of hundred bucks and you have ten thousand for

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Speaker 1: your mom and you want yeah, you want ten thousand dollars.

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00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: You won't let your mommy borrow a couple hundred bucks.

463
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Speaker 1: And yes, I said, mommy, I don't care. Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I know. It's it's a move. I'm I just you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of why I call it. I

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Speaker 1: just kind of wanted to I haven't told anyone, you know,

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Speaker 1: I told no one that I won this money, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm just well, I do you say not to tell

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Speaker 1: anybody when you'll win the lottery, But it's ten thousand dollars? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's when you like millions of dollars? Millions? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean. Also, I'm living at my friend's place for free, right, now,

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Speaker 1: and so I really don't want to tell that. That's

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Speaker 1: fine if you don't tell them, let your mom borrow

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Speaker 1: a couple hundred bucks. You're living rip free. You just

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Speaker 1: won ten thousand dollars. I feel like, you know it's

476
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Speaker 1: good karma, help her out. Yeah, yeah, no, you guys

477
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Speaker 1: are totally right. I yeah, I've been such a I

478
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Speaker 1: definitely need to help my mom out. You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: help her out, you, No, No, I'm going to thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret? Man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: and Welcome to the i N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: for idiots. Aren't just in the news or Friday, February

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Speaker 1: twenty six, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh, and does

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Speaker 1: this face mask make me look fat? Like phat? Pretty

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Speaker 1: hot and tempting? Oh? I asked that because a new

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Speaker 1: survey asked people if they think wearing a mask makes

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Speaker 1: them look better than they do without one. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: sixteen percent of people apparently say yes, they think wearing

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Speaker 1: a mask actually makes them look better. Wow, because you

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Speaker 1: can't see half their face. Yeah, I guess that includes

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Speaker 1: fourteen percent of men and seventeen percent of women. And

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Speaker 1: the younger you are, the more likely you are to

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Speaker 1: believe that's true. Yeah. Teenagers, Oh, they're already so conscious,

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Speaker 1: so thank you, self conscious about everything. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing, and also I can put like Billie Eilish,

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Speaker 1: yeah fan on there and every like, oh that's so cool. Um.

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Speaker 1: Twenty six percent of people say that they look equally

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Speaker 1: good with or without a mask, and twenty three percent

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Speaker 1: of people are confident in their looks and say they

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Speaker 1: look worse at a mask. Oh wow, what do you

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Speaker 1: guys think? I think that I look worse than a mask?

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Speaker 1: Do you? Yeah, Alex is beautiful, thank you. I just

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Speaker 1: really do think that. Well, it messes on my makeup

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00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: and then I just don't like it. I can't breathe

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Speaker 1: in it. But also I just don't think it looks good. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the mask. I do like the mask as well.

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Speaker 1: JU Do you think you look better in it? Though? Um?

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I think I look the same.

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Speaker 1: I think I look better with a mask on, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like wearing a mask because

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Speaker 1: it makes me feel cool. Text in four one six

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Speaker 1: one do you think a mask actually makes you look better.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the I N and the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

516
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Speaker 1: report the news. And for our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who's not wearing a mask,

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Speaker 1: and she's in Los Angeles, California. Am I thought you're

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Speaker 1: gonna say, text into four one oh six one and

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Speaker 1: tell me if I'm more beautiful with you, know that

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Speaker 1: face masks and glasses or not. He didn't anyways. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Chrissie Teguan, y'all know who Chrissie Teagan is. She's

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Speaker 1: married to John Legend and um, she requested Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: to follow her on Twitter. Yeah, and he did back

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Speaker 1: in January early January, okay, and then he recently unfollowed her,

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00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: and so of course she tweeted about it, of course,

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Speaker 1: because that's how Chrissy Teagan communicates with everybody through Twitter. Now,

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Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan's whole vibe is I don't care, say whatever,

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Speaker 1: I'm Chrissy Teaguan. And then she goes and deletes like

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Speaker 1: thousands of tweets, thousand tweets. Obviously she does care because

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Speaker 1: she's getting trold. She absolutely care. It means that means

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Speaker 1: you care. Christ She tries so hard. She tries so Hardy. Actually,

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Speaker 1: she like she was tweeting about Joe Biden unfollowing her,

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Speaker 1: and then she like jokes about it like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it's just not even his account that or like

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Speaker 1: he doesn't even have control of his account. Somebody else

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Speaker 1: does it, so probably doesn't even him, Like she's trying

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Speaker 1: to make it sound like she doesn't care whatever because

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00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: he's doing it again. She says that she's free now.

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Speaker 1: This is what she says. She tweeted twice about it,

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Speaker 1: and says, I have tweeted a handful of times since

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Speaker 1: my treasured potus following. In order for me to flourish

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00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: as me, I must ask you to please Lord unfollow me.

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Speaker 1: I love you. It's not you, it's me. So Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden unfollowed her and she doesn't care, but she cares

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Speaker 1: a lot because she tweeted about it. Yeah, care well,

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Speaker 1: I mean the things that I want to say about

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Speaker 1: Christy just aren't appropriate. Probably can't say it, sending it

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00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: back to you very much. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English Evan,

552
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: who's on location on the set of his new music

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00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: video for his song with Ed Shearon called two Brits

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Speaker 1: and a beat. What it's essential ballad about love? Congratulations

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Speaker 1: ginger British style. And then why is that Shearing wearing

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Speaker 1: a bikini and sitting on your lap right now? Can

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Speaker 1: you tell that before your story? Well we're very close,

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00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: so no, my story is actually this. I wonder how

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Speaker 1: certain phrases like beating a dead horse originated. I use

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Speaker 1: this example because Frasier, the hit TV show, is coming

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Speaker 1: back and Kelsey saying, I really like what I knew

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Speaker 1: something was? You know I was going to get through

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Speaker 1: this story an idiot? I am all right? Anyway, back

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00:28:53,960 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: to your story anyway, So something about Frasier about your story? Okay,

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Speaker 1: back to So what I wanted to say is that

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Speaker 1: I don't want them to ruin you know, such a

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Speaker 1: such an esteemed and amazing show with coming back with

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Speaker 1: the remake, which is going to probably not be as

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Speaker 1: good because that happens with every single TV show and

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Speaker 1: be like if they remade the Church up Slide, it wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't do that? What play it? Are you going

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Speaker 1: to play the church? I'm starting to like it, I know,

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Speaker 1: so even though I don't like Frasier, it's still as

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Speaker 1: an iconic TV show from back in the day. So

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Speaker 1: I just don't know. I think it should be redone.

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00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be redone. I don't think so either. Remakes

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00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: like are usually always worse. It's going to redo it.

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Speaker 1: Frasier a dead horse. You said the lady the girl's name.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say the lady. You said, what's the man's name?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Kelsey Grammar. You know there's more girl

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Speaker 1: Kelsey's than there's guy Kelseys. Don't come out And I

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Speaker 1: was like, did you know where it was filmed? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That means news is done for the day of the door.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time. Nothing, lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job. Detaining me nothing And that was the i

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Speaker 1: n N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. The news in Monday, same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard heavy reports. This is i n N News News.

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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand it's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on. That's one ees. This is Corey Corey,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrie. I'm sorry, who's this? This is Jimmy Petrie.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Court dog, jim Jimmy Peatree, Jimmy Petrie. Do

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Speaker 1: do I know you? No, we have not met yet.

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Speaker 1: You're new here at the call center, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, Jimmy Petrie. Please to make your acquaintance. Oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's good. Nice to me too. Can I

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Speaker 1: help you with anything? How can I help you? I

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Speaker 1: also work here. Jimmy Petree is the name. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you you work here? What do you do here? I

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Speaker 1: do something here. I don't know what it is though

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to be work, but I have a good time.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know. It's Jimmy Peatree. You have a

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Speaker 1: good time? What? Okay? Yeah, I'm joking around with you, Corey. Right,

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Speaker 1: you don't have much of a sense of humor, do you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean i'd like to think I do if I

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Speaker 1: like know what the joke is. Jimmy Petree. Okay, cool, um,

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Speaker 1: you know you can actually just just stop saying your

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Speaker 1: name now. I pretty pretty much got it's Jimmy Peatrie. Petrie, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is. You suck. I'm sorry. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I said you suck, Jimmy Petree. We all did when

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Speaker 1: we first started. Don't worry about it. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: to your phone calls today, um, and I had some

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Speaker 1: notes to go over with. Yeah, Jimmy Peatrie's notes. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you have notes to give me. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who you are, and I think do I need

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Speaker 1: to remind you? Jimmy pe Okay, that's all right, So

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Speaker 1: yeah you have notes for me? Yeah. Yeah, So I've

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Speaker 1: been here so we you know. I've been listening in

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Speaker 1: on some of your phone calls dealing with customers, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say one thing to you, well two things,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, okay, you suck, Jimmy Petrie, Dude, what

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Speaker 1: is your problem? Why are you bothering me? I got

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Speaker 1: calls sick. I don't have a problem. I'm just calling

625
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: you because you're new here, so I thought i'd listen

626
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: in and give you some advice. I've been here for

627
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: fifteen years. You just started, so I know a little

628
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: bit more than you about this game here with the

629
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: customer service. Uh, okay, let me get this clear. Jimmy Petrie,

630
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: Jimmy Pete, jim are you my manager? Is your manager's

631
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: name Jimmy Petrie? No, No, that's that's not then. No,

632
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm not your manager. I'm just Jimmy Petrie, a co

633
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: worker that's trying to help you out a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yea,

634
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: yah yah, I got that. I got that. But you've

635
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: been working at a call center for fifteen years and

636
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: you haven't moved up in management at all. That's sad. Ow,

637
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: that's stung a little bit, little little insult from cor

638
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: dog there. Ow. Yeah, please don't call me that. Please

639
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: don't call me core doc. That's not a good nickname.

640
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: How do you want to be called? Jimmy Petrie wants

641
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: to give you a nickname? I don't need a nickname,

642
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: and I don't need your notes. Okay, I'm gonna file

643
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: a complaint to HR right now, and no need to

644
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: give me your name because I already got it. It's

645
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: Jimmy peat Jimmy Petrie. That's right. It's a prank phone call, though,

646
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 1: so they're not gonna know who Jimmy Petrie is. Jimmy Petrie.

647
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Ummm uh, this is a prank phone call. Yeah, yes,

648
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. Was up. This is

649
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on

650
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: you and your co worker Jessica say you up. Look,

651
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I'm trying to work.

652
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 1: All right, it's a prank phone call. I don't work there.

653
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbil from the Jewel Show. It's a

654
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: radio show. Your new coworker Jessica listens and she said,

655
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: you know, for a prank phone call. So that's all

656
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: that was. So you guess you can go back to

657
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: work now. Oh my god, jes set me up. Okay,

658
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: all right. I hope you're enjoying your new job. Oh yeah,

659
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: you know I am. And especially now that you know

660
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: you have a new co worker. You know what his

661
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: name is, Jimmy Peatree, Jimmy Petrie. Yep, wake up every

662
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on the

663
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: twenties the Jewbil Show on demand. First day. Have you

664
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: ever been in the situation where you started dating somebody new, right, yeah,

665
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: and they just got out of a relationship, but then

666
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: they get back with their ex. Oh no, I've never

667
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: been in that Yeah, I have. Yeah, and it always

668
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: makes you feel back. She's like, wow, I was so

669
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: bad that they felt like they had to go back

670
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: there to that post. Yeah. Well, Brielle is on the

671
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: phone with us, and that's why she thinks she might

672
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: not be getting to call back from this dude name Mo,

673
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: that she's been on a few dates with. Briel How

674
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: are you, hey, I'm doing fine. How are you guys? Yeah? Bad,

675
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 1: not too bad. So tell us a little bit about Mo.

676
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: Can you say his name without saying it like that,

677
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: by the way, that must be hello Mo? Yeah? No,

678
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: I just call him no like a normal person in Okay. Yeah,

679
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: we we met on an app and we went out

680
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,479
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I thought that both times were

681
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: really great, you know, like he hit it off. It

682
00:35:55,320 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 1: felt like so I'm just I don't know, I'm really

683
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: confused right now. Okay, And did you feel like he

684
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: was also filling this? I mean, well, I guess he wasn't. No,

685
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: you're not calling you back now. But when you during

686
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: the date, Yeah, during the dates that you went on

687
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: or date or dates? Don't you said it was more

688
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: than one? Yeah? We went on two dates and like,

689
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the conversation flowed and everything I saw it.

690
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: And you know, he kissed me at the end of

691
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: the second one, so like, okay, I take that as

692
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: a sign he's interested, you know what I mean. Well,

693
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: when he kissed you on the end of the second one,

694
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: did he make an awkward moaning sound. No, that's a

695
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: good judge if somebody's really into you. It's what I

696
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 1: do with my girlfriend. Yeah, if they're into you, they're

697
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: going don't happen? Was it as like a cheek kiss?

698
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: Was it a lift kiss? What is a French kiss?

699
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: Was an Australian kiss? It was just like you know, um,

700
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: you know it's like a French Oh wow, I was

701
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: waiting for it. I was waiting. You're wondering if everyone

702
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: I was just like smiling. No. No, Australian kiss not yet,

703
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: very typical standard American kiss. I would say, okay, okay,

704
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: And I really want to say something right now. I

705
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: just want to say so now you're not hearing from mo?

706
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: No mo? Yes, thank you? Yes, I guess you could

707
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: say that, all right? And why do you think that

708
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: is he kissed you after the first or the second date?

709
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: And how is everything after that. I mean, I'm not

710
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I've I've been like rocking my brain trying

711
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: to see what's up or what happened or this or that.

712
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think of is that I

713
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: know he mentioned he got out of a relationship a

714
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: month or two ago, I think, okay, And so I

715
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: don't know. Sometimes like when guys go and date again,

716
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: it's like they realize it's too soon, or that they

717
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: want to go back to their ex or something like that.

718
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: So I don't know. That's the only thing I can

719
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: really think of. So you think he might have just

720
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 1: dated you for a minute and then decided to get

721
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 1: back with his X. That's the only thing. No awkward situation. Yeah,

722
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: I mean that was like it, you know, I thought

723
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: everything else was fine, and like, I don't know, he

724
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: just he felt like a breath of fresh air to me,

725
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: and just because I just haven't really been out with

726
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: a genuinely nice, good guy in a while. So I

727
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: don't know. It's kind of upsetting right now. I'm not

728
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Okay, Well, we'll play a song come back,

729
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: and then we'll see if we can get the breath

730
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: of fresh air on the phone and ask him. Why

731
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? Okay, all right, all right,

732
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: hold on, we'll do it next Jewel Show. If you're

733
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: just doing again. For today's first Date follow up, Brielle

734
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 1: is on the phone and she went out on a

735
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: couple of dates with a guy named Mo. Mo and

736
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: Mo isn't around any Mo. Yeah, and Brielle wants Mo. Mo.

737
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: We can do this all day long, but she wants

738
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: to go out with Mo again. Mo's not calling her back.

739
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: She doesn't know why they went out on two dates.

740
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: She thought everything was going fine. Mo even kissed her

741
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: at the end of the second date, and now he

742
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: just disappeared. She does know that he got out of

743
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: a relationship about a month before they started going out,

744
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 1: so maybe he went back to his X and that's

745
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: why he's not round. All right, So I'm gonna stop

746
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: doing that because I'm gonna keep doing that. I like

747
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: that joke. Yeah, it's like super Troopers write me. Oh yeah, right,

748
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: well a Mo joke to Mo? Yeah, okay, cool, all right,

749
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna see how many times we can do a

750
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: Mo joke to Mo. Do you think you'll notice, brill

751
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: you you went out with Mo and a couple of days.

752
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: You think MO will notice if we're doing mo jokes

753
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: while we try to find out why he's not calling

754
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: you back? I mean, I don't know. I didn't make

755
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: any po jokes. I didn't even think about it, to

756
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: be honest. All right, Yes, I'll notice, Yeah, he probably

757
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: will notice. Okay, but anyway, we'll see if we can

758
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: fare ou why he's not calling you back. All right,

759
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm Gonnadas phon number right now? You're ready? Yeah, I

760
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: am all right? Here we Mo see I didn't hello? Hi,

761
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: may I speak to Mo? Please? This is Mo? Mo?

762
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: How you doing? We don't We don't know each other.

763
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel from the radio show The Jewil Show.

764
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: My name is Alex, my name is Jeff, and uh

765
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: who is this? Oh? It's a radio show, The Jewil Show,

766
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. Did one more time? Okay, one more time?

767
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: More time? Okay, it's the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. Mo,

768
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: that's jew I'm Jewel and I'm Lex and I'm Evan. Okay,

769
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: So have you heard of The Jewel Show before? No?

770
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: What was that? Mom? No? No? Okay? Would you like

771
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 1: more information? Would you like more information about why we're calling? Yeah?

772
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: I think are you guys saying, are you saying my name? Huh? Yeah, no,

773
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: I said your name is No, it's like that. I

774
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: feel like you're saying my name is like you're saying

775
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: because I've heard them all, I don't know what. I

776
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: don't know what we're talking about. I don't know what

777
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: you're talking about. The mojo, uh, something like emoji's slow motion.

778
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: I've heard of all. He doesn't want you doing no moment,

779
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: All right, MO, we'll stop doing that. Did it entertain

780
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: you a little bit? Yeah? No? What So why are

781
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: you guys calling me? Calling you? Not just to do

782
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: really bad MO jokes to you. MO, we're calling you

783
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on the show where if

784
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then

785
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: don't call them after or ghost them, they can email

786
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

787
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: what happened. And you recently went out with somebody named Brielle. Brielle,

788
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: did she did she tell you to call me? Yes?

789
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: What she asked us to call you because she doesn't

790
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: understand why you um ghosted her? Yes, thank you. This

791
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: is I'm sorry. This is just weird, Like I don't know,

792
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: like I was supposed to tell you why I didn't

793
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: call her back. Well, I mean she wants to know.

794
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: She reach out to us to see if we could

795
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: reach out to you and find out why. So as

796
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: much as it's weird, like she's willing to hear whatever

797
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, there, she knows there could be something

798
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: that you know, Oh she knows, Mo, Yeah you mind

799
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: telling us? Yeah, no, I that's I don't mean, I'm sorry,

800
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: just a little taken aback by this. I don't. She

801
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: was nice, She's a nice person. She talked about work

802
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: like constantly, okay um, and I'm all about no, well

803
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: that's how she does. Like it was literally every minute

804
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: it was a different thing about work. I'm finally they

805
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: having some conversation about how did your day go or

806
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: something like that. But she was telling me things that

807
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: I didn't even I mean, no offense. I didn't even

808
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: care to know, Like, I don't care about the person

809
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: that sits in the cubicle away from you or your

810
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: boss did something like, I don't. It was just for

811
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: two dates. It was just constant just about her work.

812
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: That is kind of weird. Yeah, so that's and that's

813
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: usually the usually that's not it like intilf you guys

814
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: are together, and you guys are just bitching about work

815
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: right when you get home. You know, I'm not trying

816
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: to be rude, but like that was just all that

817
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: she talked about and it just got it, just got it,

818
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: you know, old after a while. That's fair enough. I

819
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: guess you know, some things don't people don't like. So

820
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 1: how come you just didn't let her know though? Like, Hey,

821
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: I'm just not interested. I'm sorry, you know, well, you're

822
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: you're right, I mean I could have I don't know.

823
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: I guess part of me is just too too bunch

824
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: of a coward to do it against or just one

825
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: of just two dates. I figure, what what you know, whatever,

826
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: it's just move along. Well, the fact that you said

827
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: you feel like a coward means that you carry some

828
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: shame about that. I would like to help you get

829
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: that off of your chest and get rid of that

830
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: shame by telling her to her face or on the phone.

831
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: The reason that you're not talking to her because she's

832
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 1: actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you. Hi. Really,

833
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to say right now. I mean,

834
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I wish you'd just kind of told me that you know,

835
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: like obviously, yeah, I was talking about work because I

836
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: had just come from there. Both dates, and like it's

837
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: our busy season and everything, but I mean I have

838
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: a life outside of it, Like I don't know, maybe

839
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: it's just been asked about that. I mean I try to,

840
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: you know, steer the conversation to like other things like

841
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: your you know, hobbies or family and stuff like that,

842
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: but they just kept circling back to something. You would

843
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: have something about work that would tie to it every time.

844
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. The first time, like I'm not gonna lie.

845
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: The date like distracting me because I did have a

846
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: busy day at work and like I did have a

847
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: lot of different calls and like my managers were just

848
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: honestly getting onto me. And then the second date, like

849
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, that was great too. It was a

850
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: really great distraction. But again I had just come from

851
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: a client meeting and like he was just kind of

852
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: going off at me, and like I didn't really know

853
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: what to do or what to say. And then like

854
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: I had to tell the person who sits in my

855
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: cubicle next to me because like I didn't know what

856
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: to do. So I mean, like what do you want

857
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: me to do kind of kind of sounds like she

858
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: does talk a lot about work. It does sound like

859
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: because you just did. I don't know if you realize

860
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: that or not. Yeah, because you say it may be

861
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: a subconscious thing. You know, you may have work on

862
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: your brain. And that's just I didn't want to. I

863
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: figured I would rather go ahead to stop now then

864
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: get into something, and then that'd be something that I

865
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: hold against you. So you know, as long as we're

866
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: just a couple of dates in and if that's just

867
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: what you do, that's what you do. It's like the

868
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: kindest way to let someone. Wouldn't you like to find

869
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: out for sure? Would you like to go on another

870
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: date with Brielle? We will pay for it if she

871
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: doesn't have to work. Um. If so, if that's the deal,

872
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: then Brielle, if you want to go on another date,

873
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm down for it. I just maybe you can be

874
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: so now that we know all the cards on the table.

875
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: I just feel like you talk a lot about work,

876
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: So if maybe you could leave that stuff. There's you know,

877
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with a sentence or two or something, but

878
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: let's talk about things other than your work, right, Yeah, Yes,

879
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: you know what I am with you. I think that

880
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: now that we have this open communication and we look

881
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: at you guys, but we I think I would just

882
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: rather you tell me if something like this happens. But

883
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: I agree. I think that we did have fun and

884
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: I would like to just give it another shot, and

885
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: I will not talk about work. Look at that the

886
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: only thing I do have to tell one of my

887
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: co workers because I did tell her about you. And

888
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: now congratulate you, guys. You got a second date? Brio?

889
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: Can you ask guys? Have fun? All right? Names guys,

890
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 1: Jubils First Date, follow up the Jubils Show on demand,

891
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

892
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 1: You'd like the flow of that one? Did yeah? People

893
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: think that I pause at weird times? Do they? Yeah? Okay?

894
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: And I think I do? Okay, try it out. Now

895
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret secret. It's time

896
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Remind me of like broadband when

897
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: I first got it. It's time for your dirty little

898
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: who you remember? If you want to tell us anything,

899
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: you can just text us four one or six one.

900
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: Let us know you have a secret that you want

901
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: to get off your chesticles. We'll take it off your

902
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: chesticles and you can tell the world. And we'll always

903
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous, so don't worry about that. Nobody knows

904
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: who you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

905
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: That's why everybody who wants to tell us a dirty

906
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

907
00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: phone right now, missus Butterworth's husband, mister butter Worth. Isn't

908
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: it butters Worth? I don't know, Yes, butter is Buttersworth. Oh,

909
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: it's Buttersworth. It was butter alway thought it was Butterworth.

910
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess I don't know. Hello, mister Buttersworth,

911
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm great, how are you doing? Fune?

912
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: But good? I'm sorry. I didn't know how to say

913
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: your last name probatube. I think it's Buttersworth, like everybody's right, yeah,

914
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: I I don't know why I always thought it was Butterworth. Anyway, Well,

915
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: mister Buttersworth, what's your dirty little secret? So you know

916
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: the movie Wedding Crashers, Yes, yep, love that movie. So

917
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: before the pandemic, my friend and I we were we

918
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: love that movie so much that we decided we were

919
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: going to crash wedding really So is that your dirty

920
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: little secret that you crash weddings? It's so easy? So

921
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: what do you do? Like just run in? How is

922
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: that fun? Though? Oh? It's awesome. I mean I don't

923
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: want to go to weddings normally. Yeah, yeah, I mean

924
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: maybe going to a stranger's wedding is more fun. I

925
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I would think we even lost boring. So

926
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: what what do you like about it? What do you guys? Do?

927
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: We dance, we drink, we eat, you do all this stuff.

928
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: You would do it at a normal wedding. But is

929
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: it the excitement? So you crash weddings? I just don't

930
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: get that though, because like, how do they not ask

931
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: who you are? You know, the bride in the groom,

932
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: Like neither of them know you, nobody knows you. How

933
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: do you pull it off? Oh we've been caught a

934
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: few times, you have. Yeah, we normally crash bigger weddings,

935
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, that makes sense. I've been to some of

936
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: those weddings that are huge and there's no way you

937
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: know half the people here, no care that they're here,

938
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: And why would you even want that at your wedding?

939
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I

940
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: mean some people invite the entire world to their wedding,

941
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: so they'd have no idea. And you said you've been

942
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: caught before. Was that awkwar? Oh? It was so awkward.

943
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: So the father of the groom was like, who are

944
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: you here with? And I was like, I'm here with

945
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 1: the groom and he said, oh, you mean my son

946
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: and I went, oh, I mean no, the bride. Yeah,

947
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: and he knew that you were crashing the wedding. Then

948
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I just I had no idea what to say.

949
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: I felt like I was caught. And then he went

950
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: and got his son and was like do you know

951
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: this person? And like no, Oh my god, that's so awkward.

952
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: So what do you do? Just take off running that Yeah,

953
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I did. I started running and then

954
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: my friend just started coming after me. That's a hilarious signal.

955
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: That does sound kind of fun. I guess that does

956
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: sound fun. Yeah, sood free, food, free, drink potty. Awkward

957
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: moments where they find out that you've been ripping them

958
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: off because it's kind of stealing it. Do you think

959
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: about it? Like those plates are expensive? Yeah? They are?

960
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: Well is that your little secret? Then you crash weddings

961
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: for fun. Yep, that was like an amazing time. Actually, well,

962
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, and

963
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: thank you for helping me learn that it's buttersworth not butterworth. Yeah,

964
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: this will change your life. Yeah, absolutely, what's your dirty

965
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewil Show on demand? Disney is now offensive?

966
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 1: What's the Jewbil Show? Not? Really? Anyone with the rational

967
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: mind would probably tell you that Disney is not that offensive. Yeah,

968
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: they'd say that Disney is just designed to be entertaining

969
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: for kids. I mean, they've done a decent job of

970
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: updating their catalog and being more inclusive and trying to

971
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: represent society the way it actually is, well kinda through

972
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: hidden messages and stuff and sometimes and whatever. Well, Disney

973
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: Plus just had to add a disclaimer to some of

974
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: its programming recently for fear of the Karen's wanting to

975
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: cancel it. No, because remember, we live in a world

976
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: where everything can be deemed offensive to somebody. Everything. Unfortunately,

977
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: other than the COVID pandemic the last few years, who've

978
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: had a pandemic of having people apologize for everything due

979
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 1: to mommy bloggers deeming something offensive. And now we can

980
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: add the Muppet show to that list, Muppets, The Muppet

981
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: Show offensive. I don't really like that show. You don't

982
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,720
Speaker 1: love the Muppets. The Uppets Treasure Island is my favorite

983
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: movie of all time. It's a good one, okay, but

984
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: I felt like the Muppets were edgier than the Sesame Street. Yes, yes,

985
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: I think they were. The sense of humor is a

986
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: bit darker. Yes, that's why I like the Muppets growing up,

987
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear Beaker, the Sweetish Chef, Chase, the I loved

988
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: the Muppets nice. Yeah, so I didn't watch it, so okay,

989
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh you missed out? Are the Muppets offensive?

990
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy probably should have been taken down in the

991
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: me Too movement? Sexual harasser? She was? She really she

992
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: was constantly like Kermit did not want anything to do

993
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: with Miss Piggy, but Miss Piggy would just like corner

994
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: him and try to get him to do things terrible. Yeah,

995
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: it's like Peppe Lpew. That dude should be in jail.

996
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: That guy no boundaries on pepe Leapew. That guy was sweet.

997
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, Well, so now I guess this whole story

998
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: has changed. I was starting off talking about how Disney

999
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: Plus had to put a disclaimer on The Muppets. What happened?

1000
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: Disney Plus added all five seasons of The Muppet Show

1001
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: along with a warning of possible offensive content. Because of

1002
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: the Muppet Show, remember the Muppet Show it aired from

1003
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven to eighty one. By the way, which

1004
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: would be offensive, They could be offensive. I could highly

1005
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,839
Speaker 1: see whoever wrote that. It was a very different era.

1006
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: It was like people weren't they didn't care. I mean,

1007
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: you had a pig sexually harassing a frog on a

1008
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: weekly basis. Nowadays you would not see that nowadays. No, Well,

1009
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: they had to add a disclaimer that says the show

1010
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: includes quote negative depictions and or mistreatment of people or cultures.

1011
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're watching The Muppets, kid, you're never

1012
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: going to pick up on all of these things, which

1013
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: is the annoying thing for me. But okay, so English,

1014
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: haven't I hear what you said? Yeah, I hear what

1015
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: you said. But I want to unpack down a little bit,

1016
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: hey do Karen? So you're saying as a child, you

1017
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: wouldn't pick up on these subtle undertones of sexually. It's

1018
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: what I said. The sexual inappropriateness, and I would say

1019
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: English Avian that that's normalizing that behavior and we need

1020
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: to be doing that to our child. Well, I would

1021
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: say you should shut up because it's a good show.

1022
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: I'm just surprised that Disney is taking a chance like that,

1023
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: and why by putting it up there at all? The

1024
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 1: Muppet Show? I mean, is there other shows that they

1025
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: have a distammer for. This is why you always gotta

1026
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: dive into your reactions and really think about it. My

1027
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: first reaction was like, oh, great, they're at it again.

1028
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: The Muppets offensive. Why is Disney plus gotta put a disclaimer?

1029
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: It's the Muppets, And then we started talking about it.

1030
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, the Muppets horribly offensive. Think about it

1031
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: the years, the years again, like they were only on

1032
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: for five years in nineteen seventy six to eighty one

1033
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: or something one, Yeah, okay, why were they for a

1034
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: few years? Explain that because they're offensive. It is not offensive.

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Speaker 1: People are reading into it too much and I hate

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Speaker 1: the world. So we started off as our regular names,

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Speaker 1: but then after making fun of Karen's and going this

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Anybody will be offended by this stuff. Then

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Speaker 1: we've figured out why it's offensive. Now, my name's Karen.

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Speaker 1: My name's Karen. I don't want to join this club,

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Speaker 1: but you're already in this club. The Karen's Club is

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Speaker 1: a very inclusive club. You could be in it. What

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Speaker 1: you're in it? Yeah, yeah, we don't screw anybody. Get

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Speaker 1: allowed and proud of your Karen. Doesn't matter if you're

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Speaker 1: a sea or Okay, So congratulations Disney. Plus, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you put a disclaimer on that horrible show so that

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Speaker 1: people know what they're getting into when they watch the Muppets,

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Speaker 1: because it is bad. Screw you animal from the Muppets

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Speaker 1: will being all crazy all the time and probably on drugs.

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Speaker 1: He was definitely on heroin and I do not support

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Speaker 1: that at all. Oh, he's not He's not a screw you,

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Speaker 1: miss Piggy for hashtagging me to Kermit. Screw you. Why

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Speaker 1: aren't we told me about the fact that she's a pagan.

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Speaker 1: He's a frog. Okay, hold on on one second, English Heaven.

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Speaker 1: If there are any puppet frogs or pigs they listen

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Speaker 1: to the show that you know, the views the views

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Speaker 1: of English Heaven do not represent this show. And I

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Speaker 1: would like to officially publicly apologize for the horribly ignorant

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Speaker 1: comments that were made by our cohost, English Heaven. He

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Speaker 1: clearly does not understand that a muppet or a puppet

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Speaker 1: of any race, religion, creed, sex, gender species should be

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Speaker 1: allowed to date the other. One text in four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. Should we cancel Evan because of his

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Speaker 1: horribly offensive comments? You can up you know what you know,

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Speaker 1: screw up and you can go follow jugul and Iron

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Speaker 1: social media, but you can't follow up. You guys are

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Speaker 1: at Karen and it's jubil Fresh. It's Karen with the sea,

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Speaker 1: It's jubil Fresh. Who's a Karen? All right? Your phone

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Speaker 1: breaks coming up in just a few minutes. It's a

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on Demand.