WEBVTT - Can You Bring Me Some Paper

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lord, can you bring me some paper? I see

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<v Speaker 1>if I can say it like the nephew, can't you

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<v Speaker 1>bring me some paper? Can you the papers? Hello? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, Juna,

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<v Speaker 1>This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm speaking with I'm sorry this Scotty man. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm house sitting for reader s y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she told me she was going outtown. What can I

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<v Speaker 1>do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the

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<v Speaker 1>way man. Yeah, I'm in the house houses. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>she loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she loved miss Darts. No, I try to

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<v Speaker 1>call Miss Darts, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she know I'm in church around this time. Real said

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<v Speaker 1>she was gonna be gone for a minute. So you

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<v Speaker 1>say you're down there right right right? That told me

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<v Speaker 1>if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach

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<v Speaker 1>out to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you are you busy? Right now? Man? Well, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and uh got some meat on the grill. But other

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<v Speaker 1>than that, you know, okay, I mean you you you

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<v Speaker 1>are you able to help me out with something right quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you got you got time for that? Well? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's

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<v Speaker 1>something I can help you with, I you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind coming down there and and uh showing your

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<v Speaker 1>doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.

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<v Speaker 1>What you help to have? Any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no news. But let me some paper? You have some paper?

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<v Speaker 1>What notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie, I, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, my name is Scotty Man. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know me. I didn't got myself in a little

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<v Speaker 1>situation here down here read the house, man, and I

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually and

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom man, and it ain't no paper in here. Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying you won't me to bring use some

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<v Speaker 1>toilet papers? I mean, if you're on mind, I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>here my legs and got none my my can feel

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<v Speaker 1>my my whole little body. Man from butt down, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't feel nothing in my feet, everything, and went to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep on the hold up by this dude out here

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<v Speaker 1>at read the house saying he wants me to bring

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<v Speaker 1>his paper because he didn't got numb sitting on the truck. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you about four hours. The doctor used

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<v Speaker 1>to run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door.

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<v Speaker 1>I has to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking

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<v Speaker 1>for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because

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<v Speaker 1>our kids and stuff going, and I can't delive her

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<v Speaker 1>like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what I can't tell you to do is this reader

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<v Speaker 1>got one of them tis or something down. Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man, Okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but lower your voice us. Man. You called me to

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<v Speaker 1>help you, and you acting like I caused you to

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<v Speaker 1>not have no guy, all I'm asking for just and

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna take no more but two or three minute

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<v Speaker 1>run down here right quick and bringing the paper man,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you get on back to your dumb well

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<v Speaker 1>what you was tying? Like what you need to do?

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<v Speaker 1>But you said you had emergency. I thought the house

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<v Speaker 1>of the dogs had got out of you had locked

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<v Speaker 1>yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down

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<v Speaker 1>and bring you know tayer, because that don't sound like emergencies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not like some personal And furthermore, you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom just jump tout your clone getting the shot on white.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm nothing the dog. That's like I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>numb right now, man, I need some help. Is over,

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<v Speaker 1>So you want me to come down and bring you

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<v Speaker 1>some toilet papers and pick your number? You can't get

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<v Speaker 1>up out there. If I want to help you, Pa,

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<v Speaker 1>then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency, man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sound like the emergency. Like a little quick

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<v Speaker 1>fix to get your drawings and white your drawns, sow

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<v Speaker 1>them where you gonna get you some mooth. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying to walk full houses down there to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some toilet papers. Your legs now I'm high.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna get up and open? The backdoor

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<v Speaker 1>is open. All you gotta do is come in here

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<v Speaker 1>and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr. Charlott, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that, but I'm not going to come down and

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<v Speaker 1>bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you

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<v Speaker 1>bring me some paper down here? Man, Don't you know? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>The same man? Who the hell you? Thank you higling

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<v Speaker 1>that you need me. I don't need you. We won't

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<v Speaker 1>you do something? Man? You see I'm sitting in a

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<v Speaker 1>situation now reader left y'all number that y'alla helped me

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm down in your house watching man just he's crazy. Baby, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you you're gonna call me asking me to

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<v Speaker 1>bring you some news paper? I told you that I

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<v Speaker 1>was in the middle of fixing me and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear no if I know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child,

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<v Speaker 1>is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man? Look like

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<v Speaker 1>I told you before, I say to bring you know

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<v Speaker 1>paper down there. We don't wait no on this street

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<v Speaker 1>all on, man, I can't just you can't to leave

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<v Speaker 1>me here and I'm numb like this to come bring

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<v Speaker 1>no wrong man, no toilet paper because he is responsible

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<v Speaker 1>when he going into the restroom. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>personal problem. You you too wrong for that. This is

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<v Speaker 1>sent your waste it though. This is an emergency. Man. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>personal problem that you got going on. Come on, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get off of here, man, you know me

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<v Speaker 1>off with. I don't give him, but you being man

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<v Speaker 1>not a fact. As soon as you get your cop

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<v Speaker 1>out of there, you so, man, you come on down here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming down that the trick. I'm coming down there

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<v Speaker 1>the way. I am just like this hell and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a wolf for not helping me while I'm gonna sit

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<v Speaker 1>your weight, don't I got one more thing I need

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<v Speaker 1>to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>Bring your son. I got some snake skin shoes and

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<v Speaker 1>fit right up, clean up on on it. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What man like

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<v Speaker 1>I said? What you got to say? Man? That's this

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 1>got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banker kept

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<v Speaker 1>from the radio station? Is this coming from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harby Morning Show. I'm a whoop reading got you coling Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You had me to come down there, man, and boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, I gotta ask you, mad one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all played practical jokes, told folks man, Oh he's good

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<v Speaker 1>at this stuff. He can prank people. Oh he can

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<v Speaker 1>prank Eugene the Butterfly. Come on all right, um, are

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<v Speaker 1>you struggling about Father's Day gifts? Steve? You have something

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<v Speaker 1>for the guys right and for the ladies to get

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<v Speaker 1>their guys right. Listen to me, folks, ladies get your

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<v Speaker 1>guys something that's for them. But you's gonna make you

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<v Speaker 1>think it's gonna get more of you cologne. Uh. But

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<v Speaker 1>the hot item right now is built soap in Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>b I lt Comes in about five six different fragrances.

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<v Speaker 1>I came up with this man thinking about men. How

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted a men soap and a men's grooming line

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<v Speaker 1>that spoke to men. I wanted something that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>it's for men. Most men's stuff don't sound like it's

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<v Speaker 1>made for men. So I eradicated that, and I came

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<v Speaker 1>up with a price point where everybody can afford. And

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<v Speaker 1>the scent that I got are just off the chain,

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<v Speaker 1>African black. I need not explain that it's very and

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<v Speaker 1>all these are natural soaps, all natural soaps, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so it helps you with you have allergies and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And it's just the fragrances is out of

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<v Speaker 1>sight because when you use it and you start lathering up,

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<v Speaker 1>then the fragrance comes to life. Got you know big sky,

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<v Speaker 1>We've got you know surf. I love the beaches. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Atlantic surf. We got um okay, m hmm. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of them beaches right here, South Beach, Havana Bay, Havana Bay,

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful Romas of Havana Prohibition. You know, oak barrels and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, back in the day, man we're running little running,

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<v Speaker 1>just maynt manly stuff, just running stuff. When you're in

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<v Speaker 1>the shower, you go boom. I got body wash and

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<v Speaker 1>soaps and the bars are big too. They're not no

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<v Speaker 1>a little chinchie bars. That's pretty great, built so for

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<v Speaker 1>me and make a great father's They get him the

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<v Speaker 1>whole collection, ladies. Is that affordable, get all fragrances and

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<v Speaker 1>body washing soaps. He'll love it and it's his and

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<v Speaker 1>kids can't use it. Strawberry letter up next, We'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad deserves a break from standing over a hot grilled

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