Speaker 1: Oh lord, can you bring me some paper? I see
Speaker 1: if I can say it like the nephew, can't you
Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Can you the papers? Hello? Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, Juna,
Speaker 1: This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm speaking with I'm sorry this Scotty man. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm house sitting for reader s y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I
Speaker 1: do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the
Speaker 1: way man. Yeah, I'm in the house houses. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now,
Speaker 1: she loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me?
Speaker 1: And then she loved miss Darts. No, I try to
Speaker 1: call Miss Darts, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she know I'm in church around this time. Real said
Speaker 1: she was gonna be gone for a minute. So you
Speaker 1: say you're down there right right right? That told me
Speaker 1: if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach
Speaker 1: out to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay?
Speaker 1: Are you are you busy? Right now? Man? Well, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner
Speaker 1: and uh got some meat on the grill. But other
Speaker 1: than that, you know, okay, I mean you you you
Speaker 1: are you able to help me out with something right quick?
Speaker 1: Or you got you got time for that? Well? Like
Speaker 1: I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's
Speaker 1: something I can help you with, I you know, I
Speaker 1: don't mind coming down there and and uh showing your
Speaker 1: doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Speaker 1: What you help to have? Any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no news. But let me some paper? You have some paper?
Speaker 1: What notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie, I, like
Speaker 1: I said, my name is Scotty Man. I know you
Speaker 1: don't know me. I didn't got myself in a little
Speaker 1: situation here down here read the house, man, and I
Speaker 1: I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually and
Speaker 1: in the bathroom man, and it ain't no paper in here. Dog.
Speaker 1: So you're saying you won't me to bring use some
Speaker 1: toilet papers? I mean, if you're on mind, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here my legs and got none my my can feel
Speaker 1: my my whole little body. Man from butt down, I
Speaker 1: can't feel nothing in my feet, everything, and went to
Speaker 1: sleep on the hold up by this dude out here
Speaker 1: at read the house saying he wants me to bring
Speaker 1: his paper because he didn't got numb sitting on the truck. Man,
Speaker 1: look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking.
Speaker 1: I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you about four hours. The doctor used
Speaker 1: to run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door.
Speaker 1: I has to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying,
Speaker 1: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
Speaker 1: for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because
Speaker 1: our kids and stuff going, and I can't delive her
Speaker 1: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
Speaker 1: what I can't tell you to do is this reader
Speaker 1: got one of them tis or something down. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man, Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: but lower your voice us. Man. You called me to
Speaker 1: help you, and you acting like I caused you to
Speaker 1: not have no guy, all I'm asking for just and
Speaker 1: they're gonna take no more but two or three minute
Speaker 1: run down here right quick and bringing the paper man,
Speaker 1: and then you get on back to your dumb well
Speaker 1: what you was tying? Like what you need to do?
Speaker 1: But you said you had emergency. I thought the house
Speaker 1: of the dogs had got out of you had locked
Speaker 1: yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down
Speaker 1: and bring you know tayer, because that don't sound like emergencies.
Speaker 1: That's not like some personal And furthermore, you're in the
Speaker 1: bathroom just jump tout your clone getting the shot on white.
Speaker 1: So I'm nothing the dog. That's like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: numb right now, man, I need some help. Is over,
Speaker 1: So you want me to come down and bring you
Speaker 1: some toilet papers and pick your number? You can't get
Speaker 1: up out there. If I want to help you, Pa,
Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in
Speaker 1: an emergency, man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sound like the emergency. Like a little quick
Speaker 1: fix to get your drawings and white your drawns, sow
Speaker 1: them where you gonna get you some mooth. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying to walk full houses down there to
Speaker 1: bring you some toilet papers. Your legs now I'm high.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna get up and open? The backdoor
Speaker 1: is open. All you gotta do is come in here
Speaker 1: and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr. Charlott, I
Speaker 1: understand that, but I'm not going to come down and
Speaker 1: bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you
Speaker 1: bring me some paper down here? Man, Don't you know? Man?
Speaker 1: The same man? Who the hell you? Thank you higling
Speaker 1: that you need me. I don't need you. We won't
Speaker 1: you do something? Man? You see I'm sitting in a
Speaker 1: situation now reader left y'all number that y'alla helped me
Speaker 1: while I'm down in your house watching man just he's crazy. Baby, Man,
Speaker 1: why don't you you're gonna call me asking me to
Speaker 1: bring you some news paper? I told you that I
Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife
Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no if I know, and
Speaker 1: I ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child,
Speaker 1: is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man? Look like
Speaker 1: I told you before, I say to bring you know
Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait no on this street
Speaker 1: all on, man, I can't just you can't to leave
Speaker 1: me here and I'm numb like this to come bring
Speaker 1: no wrong man, no toilet paper because he is responsible
Speaker 1: when he going into the restroom. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: personal problem. You you too wrong for that. This is
Speaker 1: sent your waste it though. This is an emergency. Man. Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: personal problem that you got going on. Come on, I
Speaker 1: want to get off of here, man, you know me
Speaker 1: off with. I don't give him, but you being man
Speaker 1: not a fact. As soon as you get your cop
Speaker 1: out of there, you so, man, you come on down here.
Speaker 1: I'm coming down that the trick. I'm coming down there
Speaker 1: the way. I am just like this hell and I'm
Speaker 1: a wolf for not helping me while I'm gonna sit
Speaker 1: your weight, don't I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening,
Speaker 1: Bring your son. I got some snake skin shoes and
Speaker 1: fit right up, clean up on on it. I got
Speaker 1: one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What man like
Speaker 1: I said? What you got to say? Man? That's this
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banker kept
Speaker 1: from the radio station? Is this coming from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. I'm a whoop reading got you coling Man.
Speaker 1: You had me to come down there, man, and boy,
Speaker 1: you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, mad one more thing.
Speaker 1: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 1: Y'all played practical jokes, told folks man, Oh he's good
Speaker 1: at this stuff. He can prank people. Oh he can
Speaker 1: prank Eugene the Butterfly. Come on all right, um, are
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