1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Oh lord, can you bring me some paper? I see 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: if I can say it like the nephew, can't you 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: bring me some paper? Can you the papers? Hello? Hello, 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte, Juna, 5 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: This Charlotte. How can I help you? Hey? Listen, Um, 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm I'm speaking with I'm sorry this Scotty man. I'm 7 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm house sitting for reader s y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, 8 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 1: she told me she was going outtown. What can I 9 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: do for your brother? I caught y'all down on the 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: way man. Yeah, I'm in the house houses. Yeah, I 11 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:45,559 Speaker 1: think let's see. Yeah, we're four houses down. Okay. Now, 12 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 1: she loved me a number man, love me, y'all know me? 13 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 1: And then she loved miss Darts. No, I try to 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: call Miss Darts, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah, 15 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: she know I'm in church around this time. Real said 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: she was gonna be gone for a minute. So you 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: say you're down there right right right? That told me 18 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach 19 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: out to y'all and call y'all right, right right, okay? 20 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,279 Speaker 1: Are you are you busy? Right now? Man? Well, actually, 21 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: and uh got some meat on the grill. But other 23 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: than that, you know, okay, I mean you you you 24 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: are you able to help me out with something right quick? 25 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: Or you got you got time for that? Well? Like 26 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,040 Speaker 1: I said, I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's 27 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: something I can help you with, I you know, I 28 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 1: don't mind coming down there and and uh showing your 29 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: doing whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie. 30 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: What you help to have? Any paper? Man? Any paper? Yeah? 31 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 32 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: no news. But let me some paper? You have some paper? 33 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: What notebook paper? No? See man, listen, Charlie, I, like 34 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: I said, my name is Scotty Man. I know you 35 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: don't know me. I didn't got myself in a little 36 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: situation here down here read the house, man, and I 37 00:01:54,760 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation. I actually and 38 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: in the bathroom man, and it ain't no paper in here. Dog. 39 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: So you're saying you won't me to bring use some 40 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: toilet papers? I mean, if you're on mind, I'm sitting 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: here my legs and got none my my can feel 42 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 1: my my whole little body. Man from butt down, I 43 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: can't feel nothing in my feet, everything, and went to 44 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 1: sleep on the hold up by this dude out here 45 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 1: at read the house saying he wants me to bring 46 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: his paper because he didn't got numb sitting on the truck. Man, 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: look at here, bro, I'm in the middle of cooking. 48 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: I wish I could help you, but you know, I mean, 49 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: I can't tell you about four hours. The doctor used 50 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: to run down here right quickly. I'm at the back door. 51 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: I has to say. Man, I understand all that you're saying, 52 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking 53 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: for my wife. We're having a little special occasion because 54 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,519 Speaker 1: our kids and stuff going, and I can't delive her 55 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: like that just to come bring you know paper. Now, 56 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: what I can't tell you to do is this reader 57 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,679 Speaker 1: got one of them tis or something down. Man, I'm 58 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful. Man, Okay, hey, 59 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: but lower your voice us. Man. You called me to 60 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: help you, and you acting like I caused you to 61 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: not have no guy, all I'm asking for just and 62 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: they're gonna take no more but two or three minute 63 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: run down here right quick and bringing the paper man, 64 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: and then you get on back to your dumb well 65 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: what you was tying? Like what you need to do? 66 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: But you said you had emergency. I thought the house 67 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: of the dogs had got out of you had locked 68 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna come down 69 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: and bring you know tayer, because that don't sound like emergencies. 70 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: That's not like some personal And furthermore, you're in the 71 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: bathroom just jump tout your clone getting the shot on white. 72 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: So I'm nothing the dog. That's like I said, I'm 73 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: numb right now, man, I need some help. Is over, 74 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: So you want me to come down and bring you 75 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: some toilet papers and pick your number? You can't get 76 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: up out there. If I want to help you, Pa, 77 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: then that's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in 78 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: an emergency, man. Okay, Well that like I said, Man, 79 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: that don't sound like the emergency. Like a little quick 80 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: fix to get your drawings and white your drawns, sow 81 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: them where you gonna get you some mooth. I mean, 82 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: I'm not saying to walk full houses down there to 83 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: bring you some toilet papers. Your legs now I'm high. 84 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: How are you gonna get up and open? The backdoor 85 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: is open. All you gotta do is come in here 86 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: and reaching here and pass me a roll of paper. Man, 87 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: That's all I'm asking you to do. Mr. Charlott, I 88 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: understand that, but I'm not going to come down and 89 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: bring you know paper. I'm not going to bring you 90 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: bring me some paper down here? Man, Don't you know? Man? 91 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: The same man? Who the hell you? Thank you higling 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,559 Speaker 1: that you need me. I don't need you. We won't 93 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: you do something? Man? You see I'm sitting in a 94 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 1: situation now reader left y'all number that y'alla helped me 95 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: while I'm down in your house watching man just he's crazy. Baby, Man, 96 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: why don't you you're gonna call me asking me to 97 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: bring you some news paper? I told you that I 98 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: was in the middle of fixing me and my wife 99 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: from dinner and you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. 100 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no if I know, and 101 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: I ain't coming down and to bring you know paper. Man. Hello, child, 102 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: is you're gonna bring this paper? Man? Man? Look like 103 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: I told you before, I say to bring you know 104 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait no on this street 105 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: all on, man, I can't just you can't to leave 106 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: me here and I'm numb like this to come bring 107 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: no wrong man, no toilet paper because he is responsible 108 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: when he going into the restroom. That sounds like a 109 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: personal problem. You you too wrong for that. This is 110 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: sent your waste it though. This is an emergency. Man. Man, 111 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: that don't sal in the emergency. That sounds like a 112 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: personal problem that you got going on. Come on, I 113 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: want to get off of here, man, you know me 114 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: off with. I don't give him, but you being man 115 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: not a fact. As soon as you get your cop 116 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: out of there, you so, man, you come on down here. 117 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: I'm coming down that the trick. I'm coming down there 118 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: the way. I am just like this hell and I'm 119 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: a wolf for not helping me while I'm gonna sit 120 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: your weight, don't I got one more thing I need 121 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is you're listening, 122 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: Bring your son. I got some snake skin shoes and 123 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,479 Speaker 1: fit right up, clean up on on it. I got 124 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 1: one more thing. Is you listening? Man? What man like 125 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: I said? What you got to say? Man? That's this 126 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 127 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:09,880 Speaker 1: got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this banker kept 128 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,679 Speaker 1: from the radio station? Is this coming from the Steve 129 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. I'm a whoop reading got you coling Man. 130 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: You had me to come down there, man, and boy, 131 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: you better be glad I'm eating. I can't believe it. 132 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, mad one more thing. 133 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the 134 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Show. 135 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: Y'all played practical jokes, told folks man, Oh he's good 136 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 1: at this stuff. He can prank people. Oh he can 137 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: prank Eugene the Butterfly. Come on all right, um, are 138 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 1: you struggling about Father's Day gifts? Steve? You have something 139 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: for the guys right and for the ladies to get 140 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: their guys right. Listen to me, folks, ladies get your 141 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: guys something that's for them. But you's gonna make you 142 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: think it's gonna get more of you cologne. Uh. But 143 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: the hot item right now is built soap in Walmart 144 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,840 Speaker 1: b I lt Comes in about five six different fragrances. 145 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: I came up with this man thinking about men. How 146 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,600 Speaker 1: I wanted a men soap and a men's grooming line 147 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: that spoke to men. I wanted something that sounds like 148 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: it's for men. Most men's stuff don't sound like it's 149 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: made for men. So I eradicated that, and I came 150 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: up with a price point where everybody can afford. And 151 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: the scent that I got are just off the chain, 152 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: African black. I need not explain that it's very and 153 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: all these are natural soaps, all natural soaps, you know, 154 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: so it helps you with you have allergies and stuff 155 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 1: like that. And it's just the fragrances is out of 156 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: sight because when you use it and you start lathering up, 157 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: then the fragrance comes to life. Got you know big sky, 158 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: We've got you know surf. I love the beaches. Yeah, yeah, 159 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: Atlantic surf. We got um okay, m hmm. It's one 160 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: of them beaches right here, South Beach, Havana Bay, Havana Bay, 161 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:51,960 Speaker 1: Beautiful Romas of Havana Prohibition. You know, oak barrels and 162 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: you know, back in the day, man we're running little running, 163 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: just maynt manly stuff, just running stuff. When you're in 164 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: the shower, you go boom. I got body wash and 165 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: soaps and the bars are big too. They're not no 166 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: a little chinchie bars. That's pretty great, built so for 167 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 1: me and make a great father's They get him the 168 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: whole collection, ladies. Is that affordable, get all fragrances and 169 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: body washing soaps. He'll love it and it's his and 170 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:25,520 Speaker 1: kids can't use it. Strawberry letter up next, We'll be back. 171 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: Dad deserves a break from standing over a hot grilled 172 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: this summer. Y'all give him a gift of a master 173 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 1: built smoker this Father's Day. Visit master built dot com 174 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: to find the perfect smoker for Dad.