1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: impossible to sleep next to him. Okay, we'll get into 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about in just a 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew 6 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: and today's frank phone call. Nephew, what you got. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,240 Speaker 2: Stupid his own deck, Shirley, here we go, we uh, 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: stupid his own deck? Check this out, Doctor Petrie. I 9 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: need your help, Doctor Petrie, I need your help. Come on, 10 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 2: ken dog, let's see what we got up in here. 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please. 12 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 4: This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrick. 13 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 3: My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 3: could help me out wuld with a problem that I have. 15 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 4: Okay, hello, Jareded, I would love to help you out 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 4: with a problem. Unfortunately, there, doctor Petri, right, I am, 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 4: but this is my personal number. How did you get 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 4: this number? 19 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 3: If somebody gave me this number so I could call 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 3: you and and and try to get some counseling from you, 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 3: because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm I'm I'm 22 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 3: really in a bad situation right now. 23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 4: Okay, I can. I can recognize that that you're in 24 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 4: a bad situation. But how did you get my number? 25 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 4: This is my personal line? Who gave you my number? 26 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 3: Are you? You? You the doctor? You're the counselor to 27 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 3: help people with with with with with situations and problems 28 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 3: and stuff. 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 4: Right, yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? 30 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 3: Uh? I got a problem that I just seem like. 31 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,119 Speaker 3: I'm just you know, I've been married to my wife 32 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 3: for six years. 33 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 4: Okay, wait, wait, wait Jared, Now this what you're what 34 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 4: you're about to get into. You're about to you want 35 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 4: to go into a counseling session, and so in order 36 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 4: to do that, I do that through making an appointment. 37 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 3: I understand all of that, but you you you don't 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 3: understand I'm trying to. What I'm trying to tell you 39 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 3: is that I got a situation and I know it's 40 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 3: gonna happen again the night because it's been having it 41 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 3: all the time. I'm just I just need to if 42 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 3: you could just give me a little to help and 43 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I 44 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 3: just need you to tell me how to handle my 45 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 3: problem and then I'll come in next week. I just, 46 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 3: I just I need. 47 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 4: This bad right now, Jarret, Jared, Jared, I need you 48 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 4: to focus, Okay. I don't do this over the phone, 49 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 4: however it sounds to me. 50 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 3: I need you. Can you can you be there for me? 51 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 4: Just for what I'm here. 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 3: Guy, for calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can 53 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 3: you help me out how I call him back? 54 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on? 55 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 3: Hello back, Hello, I'm here, Jared, Doctor Patrick. 56 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 4: I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on? 57 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 3: Jared. 58 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 4: I'm here to listen to you. 59 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,519 Speaker 3: Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife 60 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 3: for like six years now, and and I don't know 61 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 3: what it is. But whatever, whenever we intimate, you know, 62 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: I get scared, and I'm going to the closet and 63 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 3: I got a TV in there and I watched old 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 3: TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy 65 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 3: between me and her. 66 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 4: Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case. It's 67 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 4: different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I 68 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 4: want to make sure that I address your up in 69 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 4: the big league. 70 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 3: Cannot turn it back what lonely we kniel you need baby, 71 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 3: ain't nothing long with that? We move it on up. 72 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 4: Okay, Jared, focus, you called me and you needed I'll 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 4: be going. 74 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 3: I'll be going through it to be bother me. 75 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 4: Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need 76 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 4: to make sure a. 77 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 3: Clop four plot, rock five six something plot and PLoP 78 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 3: rock Lord eleven o'clock rock. We're going to rock rock 79 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 3: the clock tonight, when the clock right through, when the 80 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 3: going down. 81 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 4: Clutch, breeze, breathe, Oh, how did you get my number? 82 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 4: How did you get my personal number? 83 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 3: They gave me your numbers. You you would be the 84 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 3: one that would that would that would that would that 85 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 3: would take care of me. 86 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 4: I'm here, okay, let's take a dis and you. 87 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 3: Knew where you were then girls were girls and men 88 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 3: were men, wishing we could use a man like her. 89 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: But Hugh, but right again, up together. 90 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 4: I want to help you. I want to help you 91 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 4: and I want to help your situation. I want to 92 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 4: help you with your wife. But you you called me, 93 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 4: and I if you're looking for a lifeline or an anchor, 94 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 4: I'm trying to be that. 95 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 3: I mean you to help me. I knew you did 96 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,919 Speaker 3: help me when my wife can see I know my 97 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 3: wife is gonna leave me if I don't quit doing it. 98 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 3: Here's this story, A lovely lady, lovely girls cheered. 99 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 4: My technique is a little bit different and maybe a 100 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 4: little unorthodox. 101 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 3: If not the girl to feel this crue, the mental 102 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 3: would be lost, the moon would be lost. 103 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 4: The minu Okay, look here, look here. 104 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 3: I mean he jared me to help me. 105 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 4: I need to get you into my office. I need 106 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 4: to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase 107 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 4: my personal number from yourself. 108 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,679 Speaker 3: Knows your name? 109 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 4: Jared Focus, Focus, Focus, Jared focus. There's a lot more 110 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 4: going on here. 111 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 3: For one you're making I got a fun now with 112 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 3: me in all the game, learning from each other while 113 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,799 Speaker 3: we do our thing and have a good time. 114 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 4: Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more 115 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,239 Speaker 4: patience with you now. I need you to fake suckers 116 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 4: and get it together. Why did you call me? Why 117 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 4: did you? How did you get my number? 118 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 3: At me? You're supposed to being a doctor. You're supposed 119 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 3: to be a doctor. 120 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 4: Am a doctor. Don't question my credentials, young man. You 121 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 4: called me. I want to help you, but this has 122 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 4: gone on too far. 123 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 3: Tommy gave me your name. Call me to Steve. You 124 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 3: know Steve, don't you? Now? 125 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 4: Look I want to help you, but you are not 126 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 4: allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who 127 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 4: is Stephen? And how did you get my number? 128 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 3: On the radio? Step on the. 129 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 4: Stephen on the radio. 130 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 3: As in. 131 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 4: On the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew. 132 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 3: Tommy dat you have been. 133 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 4: You know you didn't go? 134 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:42,719 Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you have a colleague named Charles? 135 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna ki ooh, look that I 136 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 4: can't believe Charlie did this for me? O my god? 137 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 3: Do you know what time I wus? You got a 138 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 3: warn you got me flustered. I was recording you. 139 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 4: I love you know that. 140 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 3: I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest 141 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land? 142 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 4: That's Steve Happy baby? 143 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 2: My goodness, Wow, thank you for being a friend. 144 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 3: Busting out singing him? 145 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: Damn. 146 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 3: So that was so funny. I said, this food right. 147 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 3: I'm trying to focus. 148 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 2: Twent o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock. This food right. 149 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: You know all of the f all of the Gilligan's 150 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: Island that. 151 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 2: Alb and you knew where you were then the. 152 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: Brady Bunch said all of it. 153 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 2: Stupid baby, stupid coming super Coming to Buffalo, New York. 154 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now, y'all. Come see your 155 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 2: boy in red form ignorant us all get out Man 156 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 2: August and thirty first Saturday Night's later day weekend. It's 157 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 2: at the Shade Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now. 158 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 2: And my stupid just keeping magnifying every other day. It 159 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 2: get bigger and bigger, So come check. 160 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 3: Your boy out. 161 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 2: Laying in the Cuts Augusta, Georgia. Augusta, Georgia is laying 162 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 2: in the Cut. That is Friday, September sixth at the 163 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 2: Middller Field, the middle of Field. The Nephew is coming 164 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 2: to town. I just added a date and Columbia, south Man, 165 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,480 Speaker 2: I got yall, tell me get your stuff together for 166 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 2: you ain't doing your fitness right now. But anyway, Columbia, 167 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 2: I'm coming. I got a way party. I had it 168 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 2: for you tomorrow. Laying in the Cut October twenty sixth, Nephew, 169 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:48,199 Speaker 2: tell me your friends at the Hyman Center. That's in Lafayette, Louisiana, 170 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 2: October twenty sixth. Tickets on sale right now. Lafayette, Biby 171 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 2: the Nephew, come to town. Get ready to get ready. 172 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 2: Stupid is coming Louisiana. 173 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,880 Speaker 1: Do you know where you're going to? 174 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,079 Speaker 4: Say? 175 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: La Fayette, Louisiana. He got stuck, all right, guys. Coming 176 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: up next my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject 177 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,319 Speaker 1: is it's impossible to sleep next to him. We'll get 178 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.